Hilariously Useless TikTok Life Hacks

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[@alienbacon]

WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE WERID AUDIO. Apparently our editor said that our discord audio was bleeding into our own and it messed everything up. Sorry :(

[@carlenscharles2903]

FOOLS #Z

[@carlenscharles2903]

#A

[@SD-oi9gr]

4/5 of the way through my audio is perfect. Am I the problem?

[@strahinjamiladinovic8632]

Just use the pool noodle to fix it. #LifeHack

[@CoffeeTheDragon]

@@SD-oi9gr Clearly yes.

[@TrashTVTreasures]

Dollar Tree has tongs, rulers, phone cases and pretty much everything else in these “hacks” for one literal dollar each.

[@kayagorzan]

Indeed

[@skeptical5727]

*You know it’s a life hack when you tell your friends that you use pool noodles for condoms*

[@grim1044]

KNITTED CONDOMS??

[@alexsuetopka]

@@grim1044 Cloth Condoms

[@sweetfighter2592]

Now that Unus Annus is gone, this is the next duo on KZbin that I religiously watch.

[@maxweisel9027]

Memento mori 😔

[@ruesylvester]

it'll never truly be gone ;)

[@lucasritter1252]

Look up unus annus on phub

[@gmaccc2420]

@@lucasritter1252 is there a dude who uploaded them all?

[@ruesylvester]

@@gmaccc2420 they're everywhere lol, just look up archives here on youtube

[@avalennear5173]

basically every life hack: dont use anything for their intended purposes just make tools out of cheap material that will probably do more harm than good

[@kayagorzan]

Indeed

[@personman8734]

Bruh tbh if I see someone using spoons as their tongues I’m leaving going to the store and coming back just to throw a dozen boxes of tongues at them.

[@contentdaddy6467]

I’m making dinosaur plates for Thanksgiving...every food item must be served by Dino heads.

[@n1sugarbaby69]

I know you're joking by that legit sounds kind of funny

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

I fucking made one. Funniest shit I've ever seen. I wish I were dead.

[@TheToxicShogun]

I love how elvis just dies as pig says funny shit

[@hammyorr]

imagine taking a hot shower and the freaking beans in your showerhead start cooking and the mushy beans start getting pushed through the water holes

[@Bearthedancingman]

Dinosaur plate is NOT a "life hack". It's a CRAFT. good lord I hate these. 🤣🤣🤣

[@egg1677]

it's useless too.

[@pieexplosion101]

@@egg1677 well you can still use it as a dish and it would be perfect for a dinosaur themed kids birthday party. Not useless at all.

[@IfUSeekAndy]

These two guys make the best KZbin duo. Hilarious as always. 😂

[@ruesylvester]

@Allison VP then why are you watching it? lol

[@trppstar]

@Allison VP k

[@mcchickenbaptistchurch.org2]

Are you a bot or just say watered down things?

[@ruesylvester]

@Gavin Lehr they died though lol

[@risuhijirikawa5901]

@Allison VP tbh i don't watch all their vids because yea, not all of them are funny. it doesn't mean i hate them, it's just not all of their vids are funny... and i don't know why some people sounds so butt hurt when you say it's not that funny

[@shonk3623]

7:50 When life gives you lemons you make LEMON SPRAY

[@somethingrandom6606]

Life Hack: If you turn your friends head around and you hear a crack you'll make him fall asleep

[@--Io--]

hey it worked, how do i make him wake up again though?

[@somethingrandom6606]

@@--Io-- Sorry it's a one step life hack. Maybe set his head back?

[@whateverkat8122]

Lmaooo

[@Amber_Phoenix]

omfg

[@spartacussmith7070]

Did you just assume his gender?

[@Kanyon85]

The grade change 'hack'. The thing everybody knows but nobody uses because there are red marks for wrong answers all over the damn paper.

[@Bixen_Bings]

Or they put it in your aries grade book

[@alyssiataylor546]

The best part of this video is Elvis going Dinosaur plate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Soda candle 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Lemon Spray 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@acaoticrat293]

"Beans" 😂😂 lmao

[@fish_in_distress]

My dad has a shower head that's similar to that one, those aren't really beans, they're like little beads of vitamin c and it's just supposed to be good for your skin and doesn't filter the water as she claimed lol

[@toastysock]

Toothpaste super works on certain things where soap doesn't. So I understand using it on the tap. The best thing to use it on however is copper and brass. I have some very very very old goblets I'm cleaning up and toothpaste works way better than other items.

[@delyth1001]

If you put pinto beans in your plumbing you're going to have a bad time

[@personman8734]

Sounds like your speaking from experience

[@leighamanda83]

Those pop bottle candles would just melt the plastic everywhere and smell like crap. That is an awful idea.

[@riptydez7148]

They cut the plastic bottle itself off the candle. They used the bottle only as a mold. Still a dumb “life hack” tho

[@leighamanda83]

@@riptydez7148 ah yes, I missed that. But yeah, at best it's a craft. Definitely not a life hack

[@toastysock]

@@riptydez7148 I mean, it's kinda cute if you're SUPER into soda, but I don't know ANYONE who is. Lol.

[@zappmann877]

For me the light bulb candles are worse. Like, isn't sticking fire into a delicate glass kind of a bad idea?

[@MsFlamingoSam]

@@zappmann877 yeah, I didn't get that one either

[@adistantonion2202]

The dinosaur one is only good for one reason. Lil Timmys birthday party.

[@zz7733]

I'm making the dinosaur plate.

[@pinksnake8001]

Yes it looks funny

[@Good_Madi]

I thought it would be cute for like a kids birthday party or something. Maybe in a kids room as a catch all?

[@mayamaliceart]

me too XD

[@BigfootWithMemes]

Imagine having a life to hack in the first place

[@ThatWhiteDudeInShorts]

Yeah... 😔

[@Astropheminist]

The way Pig just turns to the camera and goes "USE SOAP" just got me lol

[@monodrox]

Well, the balloon over the cup gave me an idea to use balloons to cover the holes of a bong for easier cleaning when I iso them so that's a thing 😂😂

[@19thratytt]

Genius

[@markr.chandar39]

5:32 PETA Jones would love this one

[@kimosabi1761]

“Nah there beans, beans dont rot they age”-bionic pig🤣🤣

[@dougthedonkey1805]

“People have known that since 2000” People have known the F to A+ since like 1950

[@sammyunknown8300]

They aint candles, they’re mini molotovs. Also am I the only one who thought that bio was looking at Elvis the whole time

[@personman8734]

Seriously they just poured flammable liquid into a light bulb. That isn’t a candle that’s a grenade

[@TheloniousDrake7]

real talk...i would do the dinosaur plate one.

[@Lumi_2099]

It's sad how some people would actually end up trying these ridiculously life hacks. 🤦

[@hakujoudaidraws2633]

Why do the Alastor pfps follow me everywhere I go....

[@lukesoddlife]

Ha ha ha ha yeahhhh so dumbbb Now please excuse me, I need to go clean my balloon phone case

[@Lumi_2099]

@@hakujoudaidraws2633 oop

[@beachpease4525]

@@hakujoudaidraws2633 why do cursed charile pics keep following me everywhere...

[@Bixen_Bings]

If you ever see someone do this just do the world a favor and spay em

[@magicfireflame]

I imagine there's quite a chance of spilling your drink while fumbling to put a balloon on or taking it off.

[@mollyclark6828]

Soooo the lemon juice thing is for cooking, or also preserving things like apples. If you cut up an apple and spray a little lemon juice on the slices they don’t brown as quickly :) or also like Elvis said for fish or grilling or whatever. It’s actually amazing lol

[@mollyclark6828]

Also toothpaste is a natural de-limer so it actually works wonders lol

[@Helixxs]

@@mollyclark6828 oh wow thanks I'll do that

[@Jennifer-fe2ff]

Me: time to sleep, you're up so early KZbin: new alienbacon video Me: sleep can wait

[@itscancel1002]

I watched alien and then I got into pig because alien was talking about pig I wonder how they met each other and started doing videos together they're like the perfect duo.

[@Jakeypoo253]

Best bromance in history!

[@ps1365]

They are little stones, not beans 😅

[@SoI_Badguy]

Actually, toothpaste works shockingly well at cleaning metal in my experience. If you ever need to really clean oxidation or something off of brushed aluminum or stainless steel normal white toothpaste and a dry eraser are fantastic.

[@madi9443]

If you wanna do the straw in the soda can one, what you do after turning the top piece and putting your straw in, push it back so your straw is “wedged” between the can and the little top. I used to do that when I was younger

[@maggie1711]

"Don't have a condom laying around, use a pool noodle." Or they could just use a balloon instead.

[@LtCdrXander]

I think the vacuum pool noodle one actually somewhat worked in Elvis' video

[@gratitude_2637]

Opened KZbin at the perfect time

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

A friend of mine has the weird bean shower head thing, he was showing it to me like it was some amazing invention. I just rolled my eyes and didn't say a word because I wasn't in the mood to argue.

[@JamieMcGuire3295]

The dinossur plate one would actually be 100% sold with kids

[@williamduncanny3454]

Audio kinda weird, fades once in a while

[@littlemontanalady]

Just what I wanted! A hot rotted bean shower, total spa experience.

[@sab3re]

these people are just reinventing everyday items

[@maggiet644]

You two are hilarious! I always love watching a new alienbacon video! 💜💜💜

[@cloakedingravity]

Okay, the soda candle is cute but not something I'd spend the time to make, and definitely not a life hack.

[@noahhecker6672]

Their pool noodle convo is probably one of my favorite Elvis videos

[@mikeymccann3074]

The dinosaur one dose seem like fun art project to do with a little kid

[@awandererfromys1680]

10:00 Generic white toothpaste is abrasive and can be used as a cheap alternative to clean and polish metals, ceramics and plastics. I learned that 'life hack' from my grandmother way back in the nineties when I was a student.

[@krimsonklaww611]

My fave life hack is Ammonia and Bleach for cleaning!

[@Bearthedancingman]

Yup, that one is great! Really helps your sinuses!

[@zacharyrichards-smith1364]

Beans don’t rot, they age- an absolute saint 2k20

[@jeremys7131]

Filthy Frank Lyf Hacks is the greatest life hacks video of all time! “Ravioli, ravioli...what’s in the pocketoli?”

[@samculp9468]

"Your not gonna be laughin when i dont spill my drink" 🤣🤣..... yes, yes i will lol

[@BrettDMaynard]

I am so ashamed of owning two soda can-dles, now! They’re pretty cool, I think, because they actually smell very similar to how the flavors taste. It was a kind of gag gift for my late father who was obsessed with Coke. I got myself one because I was (and still am) addicted to diet Mountain Dew. I kept the Coke one after he passed.

[@zombehnashun]

I didn't expect to see a Cursed Beans video in here, too.

[@ellewoodford262]

that dinosaur plate is kinda lit tho ngl

[@koqiri]

can't lie, the beans are really stressing me out

[@whytho1460]

Guys theyre... not actual beans..

[@ruesylvester]

then what are they? why are they there? I DON'T LIKE IT

[@16Fishwrap16]

@@ruesylvester clay beads for filtering water, they're used with plants usually. For a purpose like the shower head, they're absolutely pointless

[@frostironfitness3173]

Does the ballon I put on my $1,000 phone come with insurance incase my phone breaks?

[@grim1044]

inCASE HAHAHAHAHAH GET IT balloon CASE

[@averagechadlegionary5824]

Best team up since peanut butter and jelly

[@psygno]

we have now achieved dinosaur plate

[@h0ojn-c1j]

life hack: dont use life hacks

[@deannas2778]

I love how angry piggy sounds 😂😂😂

[@avery3107]

They make clear waterproof bags for camping and canoeing. Touchscreens still work through the bag so it's a cheap way to lose an otherwise functional phone at the bottom of the lake

[@TheMGMfan]

7:04 That was literally done by Bart in Kamp Krusty (I don't remember the name, but the main plot of the episode was Bart and Lisa going to Kamp Krusty), and it didn't even work; Homer saw right through it, but let Bart go anyway because he wanted to. Probably far from the first instance of it, either.

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

Unironically loved the lemon one Warheads are only good with the malic acid

[@blakelay]

I think the pinto beans were actually clay and charcoal clay beads you can get for certain plants. I still don't get if it really helps a shower head but at least it won't rot

[@clovergum]

u guys are literally one of the most underrated duos on youtube n that's criminal

[@PetiteChevalAmie]

For the dinosaur one..couldn’t you just cut a hole in the plate instead of cutting it’s damn head off?

[@Fu3g0.100]

Structural integrity :( you mess up the plate and its cracks or whatevs ruin your food. Plus you wouldn't want wet or dusty food to fall through. I made this for a parrot, it looks cool when he eats and rides the Dino like a cowboy. The sight is enough to convince me that I'm a man of many talents and not the lunatic I actually am

[@blackgothgoddess3164]

"Use soap" that's how I feel everytime people use anything but soap to clean things

[@majorthelad1863]

Really dig the new video format

[@GrayveRoseMusic]

My life was hacked so hard that literally nothing changed

[@slaymyface1357]

Lifehack: Staple your eyelids shut when your tired so you can go to sleep

[@somerandomkidonyoutube7838]

I started to watch the 2 of them around the same time and it’s nice to see that they make vids together

[@zombierecordings6184]

The before I saw this channel I thought they were the same person now I see how different they are

[@tylercramer3361]

Elvis "It's a phone case" the Alien

[@academyjason]

The things on the Shower head is for Water Filtration so the water is "cleaner"

[@Bearthedancingman]

LOL..."cleaner" Some people are so gullible.

[@MsFlamingoSam]

@@Bearthedancingman it makes perfect sense here. Our water is a little yellowish.

[@sourlemoncake]

why not buy a regular reusable filter and not put beans in it?

[@MsFlamingoSam]

@@sourlemoncake they're not beans. Its charcoals and pebbles and stuff. Possibly clay.

[@sourlemoncake]

why put anything in it though? fr just get an actual filter not something that might decay overtime

[@OddSomeCraig]

You both seem very high in this 🤣

[@carlyshenold6727]

Ok the hole in the tab for your soda is NOT there for your straw guys! One person does it on the internet years ago and everyone believes them just cause it fits hahaha if that was so then Chef Boyardee and tons of other soup companies want you to drink their product through a straw cause they have the same tab. The hole is there to have something to grip to open it easier. Putting your straws in there is stupid bc it really does move around the same amount

[@billie6814]

The first life hack reminds me of being drunk with no capo and attaching a butter knife and rubber band monstrosity to my guitar.

[@davidsmullen5522]

Elvis what happened your elvis the human channel I was watching one of your old vids and you mentioned it but then there was no content, why is this I'm genuinely intrigued

[@MermaidMazy]

I looked at it yesterday and wondered the same thing

[@branch7628]

We bury dead bodies because there is no use to keep them around

[@BlueLizardKing]

Some of these are pretty cool. I didn't expect that.

[@prestonalldredge4242]

Don't have a condom use a pool noodle! Elvis 2020

[@josephg3252]

Didn't you know balloons were waterproof? Perfect for a phone case

[@aliengamer6668]

i use the balloon cup in summer because the bees are terrible where i live

[@randomgarbage5938]

4:20 woohoo, now my juice tastes like rubber

[@Thatguy2youtube]

You know he's heard of balloons 😂

[@moxiemaxie3543]

Those have to be stones because pinto beans aren't red or black. Also yes beans will rot from the hot water

[@patrickstagl9528]

Beeing fair, i don't think that this are beans but some filters. Great Video guys. 👏

[@sirbottomtext8413]

I agree that most of these are garbage but the balloon cup lid is actually big brain to not get roofied

[@dabiskitt]

*Soda Candle*

[@thilaerian4418]

audio is a little wonky in this video.

[@HighFOurce420]

good luck cleaning the dino-plate

[@audreygibson4780]

I kinda like the soda candles tbh 😂

[@TrashTVTreasures]

Me too!

[@audreygibson4780]

@@TrashTVTreasures 💗

[@rootntootn6shootn]

Life hack: own up to your failures instead of lying about success. Apply yourself and you wont get an F

[@davidfl4]

Life hacks are like surrealism defined

[@kennis265]

Some people like to put juice in spray bottles, but I agree with you guys. Just cut up the lemon 😂😂😂

[@NickSamhain]

For the straw trick you’re meant to push the side up against the straw so it gets a little squished and will stay in place

[@dashinking]

Beans age thanks for that info