How to speak like a real Russian

[@binnachtsaktiv9065]

I am Russian living in Germany and this is my best English lesson ever

[@benjamintheengineer]

I am German living in america, this is my best russian lesson ever (Реально говоря, я говорю и учу себя русскому языку последние четыре-шесть месяцев, моя цель - свободно владеть языком в течение 2 лет. Пожелай мне удачи, друг!)

[@jbbbllz]

@@benjamintheengineer Дружище, тебе понадобится больше 2 лет чтобы свободно владеть языком, но любой русский в интернете будет рад помочь тебе с практикой, русские чувствуют большую гордость когда иностранцы учат их язык, поэтому они всегда будут пытаться помочь тебе

[@YakovGrinberg79]

Спасибо! Давно так не смеялся. Особенно забавно, если включить субтитры, то ютюб считает, что Вы говорите по-русски, и пытается распознать Вашу речь...

[@CrazyRussianDad]

спасибо, что смотрите!

[@__-wl9hf]

Включил субтитры! Поржал от души. 😂😂😂👍

[@eyakovleva]

Спасибо за идею про субтитры! Классно!

[@Елена-ф2я7ж]

Ага!😂

[@fauxbrit]

Just started following your your KZbin channel like 10 minutes ago and I love it! Thank you for you entertaining videos that are super educational about Russian culture. You are awesome!

[@CrazyRussianDad]

THANK YUO!!!!

[@nunyabizness9045]

my wife is Russian and seeing you explain this is spot on accurate.

[@nhmooytis7058]

I could listen to Russian accents all day, love it! I get in the mood by drinking Stoli, reading Tolstoy and listening to Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture ;).

[@SorenVemmelund]

This video is just brilliant! :-D The visualization-thing is SO spot on! I even think you just motivated me to find my old Russian-books and give it another chance. Thanks.

[@kredenzp.5468]

Soren V. What languages do you currently speak?

[@SorenVemmelund]

+Kredenz P. None to perfection. I'm fairly good at Danish, my native tongue. And I manage English on kindergarten level. Some German too. Norwegian and Swedish. And very little Russian. I read German and Dutch quite well. Better than I speak it at least :-)

[@kredenzp.5468]

Søren Vemmelund Holy cow!!! Are you superhuman? The reason I asked is because your name has unusual letters but, based on the comments you type, you speak perfect English -- maybe better than me, and i speak only English (and just a few words of Spanish and Russian).

[@SorenVemmelund]

+Kredenz P. Both Norwegian and Swedish are fairly easy for a Scandinavian. Danish and Norwegian is very similar. Separate languages, but almost just like dialects. Bigger difference than British / American English, but still.

[@SorenVemmelund]

+Kredenz P. :-D :-D :-D Nothing superhuman about that :-D I guess that's quite average European standard.

[@estertellez4571]

Haha I really enjoyed this and will make sure to use this to impress my Russian speaking friend and when I visit Moscow in December! I hope you make more videos like this crazy Russian dad!

[@CrazyRussianDad]

+Ester Tellez thanks!! appreciate you watching it. and don't forget to subscribe :)

[@IliaDem]

Please don't do this. When a foreigner tries to imitate your accent this is considered to be a mockery, something very disrespectful to do.

[@timothybrander6231]

you are the best youtuber ever.

[@ОльгаЕфимова-м7ъ]

You're Shaquille O'Neal in a bad part of town running out of gas :))) Давно я так не смеялась :) Спасибо за видео :)

[@zezoazaz8923]

Да хххххх

[@pav2k]

You don't say Vladimir in a bar you just say Putin! There is no other Putin there..

[@CrazyRussianDad]

+pav2k - good point! there is only one.

[@jollyroger7102]

pav2k I

[@jamessartorius7662]

weird...

[@jhoughjr1]

idk in Quebec they got poutine in bars.

[@kathysaeed9787]

THIS GUY IS AMAZING!!!

[@lc3207]

"How much is this *piece* of lettuce?" 🤣 Wow, if Russia sells lettuce in pieces, that's really bad!

[@dvv18]

No Real Man should know how lettuce is sold.

[@nicolestarkoniski5674]

Just the way he said it was so funny becuase North American people, I think look goofy to them I think.

[@jhoughjr1]

maybe their lettuces came in from Pripyat

[@raymondkymsuttle]

You're fabulous. LOL

[@ashleyanya1066]

You rock. More Russian lessons like this PLEASE. Thank you, my friend.

[@unicornmystique122]

this was one of your best videos yet! you are so funny! :D

[@CrazyRussianDad]

yeeeeeeees! and thank you

[@yuliatasenko5713]

I couldn't stop laughing all the 5:49 min! You are so hilarious!!!

[@FullmoonWorship]

Now I can speak Russian properly. Thank you for your channel, you have a new subscriber 😅

[@techtinkerin]

Brilliant 😅

[@ellabaldwinbrown1828]

Im half russian and I love learning russian from crazy russian dad for my old russian teacher put me to sleep but crazy russian dad is so funny mother just loves you she keeps saying you remind her of her old professor in St Petersburg but you're driving scares her senseless so as long as you're not driving she says she can watch your videos LOL have a great day crazy russian dad much love to you from Ella and mother with love

[@EngPMgt]

Russian guys in USA are super handsome 💔 like Dr. Mike from KZbin or my colleague Sergey from university 😅 I cannot talk to him as my heart beats fast & I freezes

[@nofluffyplushieshere]

You deserve more subs my man

[@irafd]

это прекрасно, спасибо!)

[@CrazyRussianDad]

+irafd спасибо, что зашли посмотреть!! :)

[@michellevigdorchik1296]

это мой любимый канал на KZbiny, прямо сейчас, cпасибо!!!

[@esterherschkovich6499]

2024❤❤Crazy Russian Dad...these are popping up..Спасибо 😊

[@karenwest1960]

I think the Russian accent is the most romantic accent. My Southern accent makes me sound like a hillbilly😂

[@CrazyRussianDad]

Watch this - kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJubdZ6Lf8ami6M

[@karenwest1960]

Crazy Russian Dad watch Sh&t Southern Women say episode 5 😂😂😂 you will hear 5 different Southern accents

[@unknownaccount11234]

And your name is West 😂

[@NipNipNZ]

Thanks!

[@rowleyjefferson1359]

Omg you said “whatever he plays” lmao

[@janch8444]

Jste nejlepší! 🎉😂

[@DISCUSFISH4YOU]

Great Video!!! 😄👍

[@NarcosExposed]

1:37 he can pronounce the “th” sound

[@eleins.6303]

Мужик, ты просто классный!:) You made my eve

[@TatianaUSA-vw9xu]

great video!

[@AnonyTests]

4:43 XD, your videos are hilarious I subbed

[@DJLucaAngiolini]

this still my favourite of your videos :-D

[@Елена-ф2я7ж]

Красавчик😊

[@iceFate666]

Dziadzia :D veri gud vidzeo ! 🤣👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 Greeting from litva!🤣👍

[@CrazyRussianDad]

ok, so per Eugene Yaakobi's suggestion, I made a small segment "How to say Vladimir Putin" - kzbin.info/www/bejne/h2KlmZSanMdlqK8 - it is a fragment of this video

[@neowild1]

sbasbio;) ya vapcheta russcia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@MsBinosh]

Cool!!!

[@RamsFan93]

I learn from my friend сука Блять, he says it means I wish you well.

[@ДмитрийВронский-в3с]

Well, you know he lied to you, don't you?

[@absabs5543]

Дмитрий Вронский HAHAHAHA true

[@mentalclear]

Тот момент когда у тебя и английский с акцентом и русский. The moment when you have an accent in English and in Russian...

[@IvanPolyansky]

@@alisabajenova YOR GRATE then!

[@jhoughjr1]

When you say a certain severity and describe, it somehow explains every Russian I have ever known.

[@DilaraQalimova]

Вы просто офигенный!😂

[@vicvukovic4931]

Fucking GOLD!

[@xorazmiy_tabgach]

Спасибо!!!

[@CrazyRussianDad]

:)

[@KaylaJane]

This teaching method makes me feel like I'm about to witness live Russian dashcam footage of car accident while Russian man teaches his accent.

[@oleg1903]

Мужик! Снимай дальше ! Все круто. Молодец. В таком же стиле. С меня лайки

[@DimaShirshkov1]

Just shared this video with my romanian friend (she learns russian and already says some words)

[@TheWallowingMadman27]

I want to learn Russian & this is definitely helpful. Also one does not simply speak Russian is a meme xD

[@bobwebster835]

when i think in russian my head feels much clearer, my thoughts get more creative and at the same time more precise. however, the feeling is not really what you described (i think in my mind i'm tapping into the russian genius of tchaikovsky, dostoevsky, stravinsky, as well as the general cunning required to survive in the sometimes coarse conditions that i heard of the soviet union. i also type better in russian even though i learned it much later than i learned english type)

[@CrazyRussianDad]

+Bob Webster excellent perspective! thank you for sharing

[@addamr2052]

I'm in Pattaya Thailand and there is stacks of Russians here at the moment and many tall pretty good looking Russian broads here so I'm gonna try out on the Vladimir Putin is my uncle thing .

[@culturallydifferent]

My ultimate favourite :))

[@سوريةالروح-ح6ت]

From syria with love 🇸🇾

[@vincentvega9983]

Well.....the last one aged like fine milk. :D But the rest i will definatly try with my russian collegues.

[@THEmatthewone]

YES YES YES YES YES YES, thank you. I firmly believe my russian has improved exponentially, probably. (I'm not being sarcastic, this makes sense to me.)

[@Maninfo]

Oh my God🤣😂 Auto Captions are in Automatically generated in Russian...

[@learnrussianwithme7390]

Спасибо, повеселили. Мои студенты на одном из первых уроков спросили, что такое "бляха-муха". В итоге пришлось подготовить им материал на эту тему learnrussianwith.me/2016/10/14/very-strange-creatures-in-russia/

[@811ORPU]

Га-га-га! Ты Красавчег, Dad!

[@CrazyRussianDad]

пасибо!

[@mayaji9205]

Hand and everything 😍😍😍😍😀 you are sooo nice

[@natashakazimirova4568]

Очень люблю Ваши видео. Один вопрос - почему обручальное кольцо носите на левой руке?

[@CrazyRussianDad]

спасибо, что смотрите!!! очень приятно. а ношу на левой потому что в Америке так принято (да, наоборот)

[@LKW495]

Учу английский язык и стараюсь понимать на слух, спасибо за этот канал!) А субтитры почему такие? А можно как-то сделать английские субтитры?

[@saidoovs]

to speak russian know that you're great

[@cheaplife2320]

Понял

[@lizavanniekerk1552]

❤

[@e.a.7806]

Keep doing it, this is hilarious. Hello from Russia)

[@aceofspades1215]

привет, отлично делаешь видио

[@CrazyRussianDad]

+AceOfSpades THANK YOU!!!!

[@vsssmisli]

Дис из грейт!! Тханкс а лот, Комрад!

[@CrazyRussianDad]

:) пожалста!!

[@AlexeyLys]

The dude's russian sounds less severe that his english.

[@DeadnWoon]

Perhaps, you should cooperate with UshankaShow YT channel's author.

[@DeadnWoon]

I may be wrong, but I suppose that the whole goat thing came from the criminal world. In Russian-speaking world's prisons the Russian words for "goat" and "rooster" are considered extremely offensive. Rooster is of course more offensive than goat - but still, it all comes from the prison life, it seems to me.

[@allenkevorkovmusic]

I still confuse sheet and sheath and sheet and sh.. well you get the idea.

[@CrazyRussianDad]

tell me about it. when I need to say "sheet" I make an "eee" sounds at least 18 seconds to make sure people do not think I say sh$t

[@AllenKevorkov]

+Crazy Russian Dad шыт и щит - не одно и то же :)

[@allenkevorkovmusic]

+Crazy Russian Dad oops..replied with the wrong account.

[@Asstonets1]

shit все таки говорится как щэт. то же самое с bitch. Произносится как Бэтч

[@CrazyRussianDad]

Asstonets yeah.....

[@unknownaccount11234]

You're gorgeous you're black😂😂 omg he's so cute

[@gorathegreatest]

Они точно так же будут стараться произвести из себя русский акцент, как ты пытаешься повторить американский (тобишь никак)

[@olesiahasanov4925]

Вам нужно быть тренером для актеров, которые играют русских в Голливуде)))

[@SA-xt1gd]

Russia is the new country im interested in learning about!

[@nellyagalenko3503]

I speak Russian Привет

[@springtwister7622]

Вандерфул!

[@vicostea]

This guy seems to have a slight Russian accent... :P

[@rianasmith4021]

I wonder what people in South Africa where i live would say. If i said. Listen Vladimir Putin is my Uncle. I think ill try it next time im sick of it😂 .

[@anyagoncharova7722]

Hahahaha.... My Indian friends loved it...

[@CrazyRussianDad]

highly cool! ask them to subscribe to my channel, please :)

[@anyagoncharova7722]

Absolutely!!.. Keep them coming..))

[@CrazyRussianDad]

Anya Goncharova will do! :)

[@mak2130-g3v]

like a siberian-russian accent

[@nataliyademchenko5768]

Вот это говор!!!

[@OksanaAlabamaUSA]

Nataliya Demchenko я его только нашла, прикольный дядька!

[@Mrlingual1208]

Dude is your accent fake? Your English is really really good for a non native speaker..

[@L777-s1s]

He is Russian. He just has lived in the US for about thirty years

[@ghghdd15]

Was he the PM of Russia

[@dvv18]

Yes. Йес, хи воз.

[@johnvelas70]

I'm relearning Russian. I was told "I'm the only american who speaks Russian with a French accent". Is this good or bad?

[@ВадимНечунаев-л2о]

У тебя акцент немного проявляется, когда на русском говоришь. "Меня от всего тошньит"

[@CrazyRussianDad]

да это наверное я так говорью :)

[@druoleary]

Everybody is a goat!

[@juliagorban413]

Ай Невер лаф соу лауд! Ю ар грейт!

[@nz7921]

Hello fanatics!!!

[@sonyadagan8102]

LOL

[@John-vk1ij]

I want to speak English in the Russian way. Please

[@phillipjacober1781]

3rd comment!!!! I don't know if you heard this Charlie F., but I will be busy for a whole, so I may not be the first to comment.

[@verkennenchannel2894]

Vladimir putin!!💪😠 not Vladimir pyuteen😘👌 Hahaha молодец!

[@OksanaAlabamaUSA]

хахаха... dignity about yourself...

[@globalpower6967]

Да ты же им мозг изнасиловал таким акцентом )))

[@predragjovanovic5443]

xaxaxa no way man , i am from europe and i want to leran your language cause its so beutifull but you cant make me bellive that all russians speak with that kind of temper.People are different.I understand your ponit and it probably make sense but you didnt explain it properly.Nice video though

[@johncarey4186]

I cannot talk Russian But I can talk Russian accent. Actually my Russian accent is better than yours. When you call my phone you can hear it how good it is from my answer machine. "Hello I am Vladimer Putinov Putin off till tomorrow vot vee can do today" "Leavit for me a message and maby I vill call you beck"

[@alisheert]

папаня жжет!

[@vadimlevashov3812]

ривят i tried to say hi, I speak russian too!!!

[@CrazyRussianDad]

nice! :)

[@vadimlevashov3812]

Viewers should consider this only as a humor and not take it as if all Russian people think low of others (vse kozly). There are Russians who don't lose their temper in traffic and respect others. Therefore, one man can not represent the whole nation.

[@CrazyRussianDad]

Vadim Levashov Yes! please!!! I am certainly not a spokesperson for the nation! :)

[@ДмитрийНесяев-у7е]

Очень смешно когда вы учили американцев произносить слово дядя.Скажите если так произносить с ярким русским акцентом и бегло как вы,то американцы будут понимать или будут переспрашивать постоянно?Это сносное произношение просто с русским акцентом?

[@marykantor4692]

Здравствуйте! Не знаю, как вас зовут, извините. Обожаю ваш канал и рассылаю всем друзьям, знающим Английский. Тем не менее советую не говорить о политике...