How To Stay Married Without Killing Your Spouse. Drew Barth - Full Special

Drew Barth knows the secret of how to stay married without killing your spouse and he reveals it all in his second ever full Dry Bar Comedy special. In this special Drew talks about everything from people who aren't ready to be married to how expensive getting something framed is. Whether you're someone who is happily married to your spouse, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Drew Barth is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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[@trisratops]

I once brought a sixteen dollar print of the astronaut sloth to the art store for framing, for a wedding gift to my husband. Got a fancy black and gold carved frame just for giggles. The total came to over a hundred bucks, but it still hangs in our living room and gives us a chuckle, so totally worth it.

[@saffyre6534]

😂 Love it

[@amelajay]

This guy is like the guy you're so happy is at a party because he makes it worth it to be there.

[@drewbarth]

Honestly, that’s all I’ve ever hoped to be. Thank you, very much.

[@crusaderofmary1972]

Love him. He's so funny and I'm so grateful he is healed from such a terrible accident.

[@SetiSupreme]

Yeah I was pleasantly surprised!! Adhd guys tend to have a great sense of humor and $420 for ANYTHING being unaffordable is super relatable 😂 don't get that from the rich comics.

[@SodoMojo22]

Drew Barth = Hilarious. Nice mix of voices, physical comedy and timing. Second special as good as the first.

[@MonicaChennie]

His girl voice is my favorite, I DIED "No I don't want to put my purse down anywhere" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@drip369]

I'm glad dry bar is giving us full specials again

[@RocktheCpop]

Ya they went like a year or more of trying to get viral 6 minute bits and I just kind of checked out for a while. 6 minute bits are frustrating and a let down in my opinion not even worth watching cause the real funny sets are the ones with callbacks and themes, how you cut 6 minutes of that?

[@tsukemono1]

LOL. Came here because of the title. Stayed for Drew.

[@TarikEF]

It's great to see that Drew's got a full special -- the guy's hilarious! 😂

[@EJames-nm4qt]

He's had one a few years back!

[@careyashley8309]

​@@EJames-nm4qthe is always funny! Loved his other special too!

[@leafyteadragon2258]

One of my favorite comedians ever, I can't believe he's back! I rewatch his original drybar special often. So glad to have another one!

[@Ceci_et_Cela]

Pro housekeeping tip. Bleach your sink everyday, pour it down your drain. That’s the place they love the most. It’s moist and dark and they love it. Put all fruit in your fridge until fruit flys are eradicated.

[@kellylee5550]

I’m sorry to hear about your accident 😞 but I’m glad you’re doing well now. Take care and stay safe 🙏

[@bexfisch80]

This whole set is relatable 😂 So happy to see another show with Drew Barth.

[@essennagerry]

Such a fun ride when you unexpectedly find yourself sticking around for the whole routine because it's that funny!

[@MG-iy1oh]

The best hoover impression ever! I wished he'd done the whole stairs... but it started smelling of burnt carpet...

[@TheOReport1994]

The burnt carpet comment absolutely killed me! We've all burned out a vacuum motor, and also sucked up things then absolutely panicked, like window blind cords, the edge of a sofa cover, an unraveling pile carpet edge (a few steel, copper covered BB pellets, If you live in the South)!

[@samtee4688]

I actually work in a custom framing shop lol and this is exactly spot on 😂😂

[@SophiaAyaan]

He sounds just like Kermit the frog, and he is so delightful!

[@MrsTiffanyGrey]

Glad he is ok now!

[@kenforu1531]

Never dreamed fruit flies could be so funny.Great set!!

[@theresetubemission2008]

I didn't think vacuums would be so funny either.

[@robinhays8779]

Once met a guy that talked about the time he had a vasectomy reversal. It got infected with horrible swelling, pain and bruising and he had to endure several people wanting to see his scrotum. It became routine for him to just pull back the sheet and show anyone that asked. He became delirious with fever while hopped up on pain meds and someone in a uniform came in, so he moved his sheet for her to see. A short time later, a nurse came in asking him about his exposing himself and he said that she was a nurse and thought she’d come in to check him. Turns out it was the cleaning lady.

[@singingwindrider9881]

Awe, snap, poor dude! Poor cleaning lady 😆. Maids always getting flashed, etc... for some reason.

[@joesantos2455]

Great comedian. Great act. He could be a voice actor if he wanted.

[@MZRTMusic254]

Definitely would nail it! 🔥

[@PhillyFrank1]

He does have a great speaking voice. It’s part of his appeal.

[@RodLandaeta]

It is so amazingly great to see Drew's show. I believe he is the only comedian I have remembered the name, ever.

[@briiabug]

I'm so happy to see Drew again, he cracks me up! I woke my bf and child laughing at 4 am 🤣😬 I'm glad you're better after your accident ❤

[@anniake8578]

My first apartment with roommates we didn't have a vacuume .We used a leaf blower and opened the front and back door. Worked for dusting too🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@janegao5747]

It's a good idea to have a conversation about what clean looks like between a couple, maybe even with the kids at some point!

[@commonsensecorner7275]

I work in retail with very expensive products and I ALWAYS have customers unzipping their jackets!!! 😰

[@MelRevoldt]

Idk why but the "excuse me, I'm just gonna go behind your dryer" bit made me almost spit my salad out 😂😂😂

[@drewbarth]

Awesome ❤

[@movieswithmum3650]

Bravo Drew! Grateful to be a UW Drama grad, to follow your life and comedy journey, and thank you for cracking me up!!! 🙌👍🏼🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@redchic]

Great to see you performing again!! I first saw and geard of you about a month before the accident. You were the first new comedian in years i find truly funny. Then i stopped seeing your name and realized something gad happened. This makes me happy to know not everything decayed over rhe last few years.

[@debkincaid2891]

Love Drew Barth!

[@baronesselsavonfreytag-lor1134]

I thought it would be cute to have my toddler nephew do 2 acrylic paintings on canvas and have them framed for Mother's Day as gifts for his mom and grandma. Didn't foresee the sticker shock 😂

[@maryksnyder1155]

Awesome! Love his view on life! Very funny! Didn’t take him for a neat freak!!! 🤣

[@NihouNi]

I am really grateful for Drew Barth. I so needed a laugh after some difficult work today. Thankyou!!

[@careyashley8309]

Great to see you again, Mr. Barth!!

[@jessicapurle2927]

So happy to see this up! I've been listening to his first special on a loop for ages, married 2 years and finding it too relatable 😂 best regards from the UK

[@drewbarth]

One of the greatest joys in my professional life has been the feeling I get from finding out someone on the other side of the globe has had a laugh. Truly makes my evening to read.

[@Shanezkool]

Alright! Drew is back! Yay Drew!!!

[@ainurjangutinova8101]

So glad to se Drew back again!

[@Rosie_C]

12:02 Leaf blowers are an annoying sound… my two toddler boys are obsessed with yard maintenance and have every little toy possible. Push mowers, leaf blower, chain saw, weedwacker… AND they make the loudest imitation noises of the real thing WHILE the little toy is making it’s noise. It’s delightful. The other day, the two year old was making an awful racket in his crib during nap time. I popped in and told him to be quiet, and as I left I realized he had told me, “I just mowin’.”

[@viviennewolf9181]

Thanks so much for letting us see his new special. I'm from Guyana so i appreciate it❤. He was great!

[@suny217]

I worked as a custom framer for 7 years ands have never heard what it’s like from the customers perspective 😂😂😂

[@janegao5747]

"I don't need a budget, it's just gone" Haha

[@TC-gx3qn]

This was so witty and hilarious! I was in tears. 👏🏽

[@maryrosekent8223]

Happy to see you up and performing comedy again, Drew!!!

[@lisacurtis8162]

I love him because he vacuums. And he's a nice guy

[@PhillyFrank1]

So glad to see back!

[@84Shadows]

Rolling 😂 you never clean back here do ya? 😂

[@geraldineanang7701]

The head and iPhone analogy. OMG 🤣 I'm glad you're better now 🥰

[@gauravminz8337]

Apparently having an accident and getting thrown in the direction of the hospital, now I know two people who have lived through it.

[@alexandraalvisastrology9874]

What a star! ⭐

[@cecilyberhardt5048]

Yay! You’re back 🤩

[@RazyrDiarmait]

Fun fact: the daddy long leg isn't a spider, but a harvester, which is another type of arachnid.

[@zachkatgaming6121]

The daddy long legs is an arachnid who is actually very deadly poisonous(moreso than brown recluses and black widow spiders) but has a mouth that it way too small and weak to bite humans

[@stardogMLB]

@@zachkatgaming6121 well done to whoever started this myth decades ago.

[@dinguskhan733]

@@zachkatgaming6121 only the 2nd part of that is true, they cant bite (us)

[@singingwindrider9881]

REALLY enjoyed your set 👏👏👏👏😆😆😊

[@dapawta]

The Roomba section made me cry-laugh ngl

[@deliajebeleanu4064]

He's so awesome!!!

[@CytherX]

I live by myself, currently having the fruit fly do your dishes argument with myself in my head. I'm very mad at me and have put in complaints to management. Sadly I can't kick my roommate out. She helps with the rent....

[@tomarnold7284]

I'm glad Drew Barth is back! I've been waiting for this for years!

[@eabr2881]

This guy is good and clean. Very rare.

[@LilByrdFly2]

He's hilarious!! I've never seen him before or maybe I saw a short, anyway Great Special and Thanks for the laughs! Wanna come over for New Year's Eve for a party?🎉 LoL Amazing! Loved this

[@sincerely-b]

This guy is hilarious! Ill remember his name!! Great show!

[@AndreaDingbatt]

😂❤ Lmao!!🤣 Loved This!!

[@avarielblackwing6613]

This is not new, but a re-release... bummer, I thought I'd see new material. Love his routines.

[@MF_Reinhold]

Lost it at" Right angles " 🤣🤣🤣

[@christicrenshaw2772]

You haven't lived with my mom. She cleaned things that were already cleaned. If you had to clean something. She would watch you to make sure you were cleaning it the way she thought was clean. Drove me crazy

[@karengrigorian9610]

I feel like he was watching me at the frame store. 😂

[@peterwilson9589]

Love your set I really enjoyed the part on cleaning I'm the one always cleaning and vacuuming the house I can't stand dirty house. She got a Shark vacuum from her mother couple years ago and that is the Best one I've ever used after a rainbow vacuum. But I love it so much I won't let her use it "I'm sure she would do it wrong too" 😂

[@xxteiressxx760]

"Faces wearing pants" 🤣

[@brandyjohnson7892]

O this is painfully true 😆

[@theagingnerd3437]

We've all had our first time going to a framing store. Mine was getting my gf's (now wife) PhD framed. I looked at the guy and said "how long have y'all been in business? 22 years? I'm guessing a PhD in persuasive rhetoric is mandatory for job applicants, huh?

[@sammuelkain]

Keep up the good work bcs U my friend, U R blessed 😇! ✌️😎🔪👀

[@GrumpyForester]

Drew Barth is really funny, but this was certainly a bit different performance, energy-wise, than his first Dry Bar special from a few years ago. Still, quite enjoyable...

[@atstkb4520]

As someone who worked in different frame shops, the whole time i was just like "yup, yup, sounds accurate, yup, uh-huh..." but if you do it long enough you can kid of gage who is going to spend the money or not as they get to the counter, he should have known from your initial response that you hadn't done framing before and that it wasn't going to be the sale he hoped for...and yes, the frames you saw are forgotten pieces, but it depends on the place if you pay upfront or at pick up.

[@erinbuzzetti6359]

Are you from Wisconsin?

[@MrTwinkieeater]

If you want to stay married, you have to pick one of two "C's". Communicate or cheat.

[@warriormamma8098]

Dollar tree frames!

[@llamasugar5478]

I had to look this up, and learned something today! Daddy longlegs is another name for the cellar spider (Pholcidae). Many people (including me) also use this name for the Harvestman spider (Opiliones). Both uses are okay.

[@truerthanyouknow9456]

Handsome

[@donnabuckalew-wagner6431]

❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@MamaTtoB-P]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@0rangebanana]

I’ve seen this

[@fireupyourheartchildrenofgod]

Lol😂🎉😂

[@suzanrudulph4141]

😁

[@yahwehisdead]

5:40 I hate being that guy, basically a karen....and I probably should look this up to double check it, but I've been told that daddy long legs technically are poisonous, they just can't bite humans. Supposedly a combination of their legs being so long I think, along with their "fangs", or whatever they use to inject into insects, are too short and they aren't able to either reach/penetrate human flesh. Is that true? Idk but I've seen one fight with, kill, then eat a bee. It was nuts.

[@madmaxofspokane1691]

It's very rare that I can't find at least something to laugh at during a monolog. I guess what I'm saying is that if I ever have to sit through yet another college story monolog, it'll be way too soon.

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

I'm sure it's not as bad as your relatives having to sit through your boring drivel at Thanksgiving dinner.

[@chaderic27]

Great Seeing Drew Barth but OMG can every comedian quit the covid bits

[@jewelssylva3738]

"Day old money" that's rich 🤑

[@crazyleaf257]

Bro's good! I usually hate marriage jokes

[@user-kv4yf1el3n]

Easy be angel n hero lol titles funny sarcasm cuz world really twisted like that always need comedy

[@Scotty.doggins]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@spyraalexandra5742]

Daddy long legs are a bug, not a spider.... and incredibly venomous, just not to humans.

[@HomemakerDaze]

Haha we had a gross flatmates and we got rats!

[@AK-47-yall]

😊+q

[@40grit1]

Daddy long legs are very poisonous They have no ability to break human skin.

[@bubzilla6137]

They prey and scavenge on other pests. daddy longlegs cause no harm to structures or to the people inhabiting them. Unfortunately, some people fear daddy longlegs because they've heard myths about them being poisonous. However, this is untrue.Jan 16, 2023

[@jackson01357]

You bite them + you get sick = they are poisonous. They bite you + you get sick = they are venomous. You bite them + they get sick = you are a zombie; secure your premises.

[@johnwittner4168]

They are called Cellar spiders. Daddy long legs is a flying bug with long legs.

[@roger3958]

Yeah that’s false. They’re the only spiders I like to see outside my house.

[@jackson01357]

@@johnwittner4168 Yes and no. They are Cellar Spiders, but they are also known as Daddy Long Legs. It changes based on where you are in the world.

[@rg1whiteywins598]

He said a non dry bar word 😦

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

And?

[@Ipo_Ooped_Maself]

If she's your wife, she should be doing the dishes. That's just a given. You provide the home, she maintains its cleanliness. Unless your the wife

[@EmperorBran]

The title definitely don’t fit this… and wasted my time… this is stupid

[@elliebellie7816]

Acting manic might keep the 12 year olds entertained but this dude just isn't that funny.

[@marysifling279]

This guy is NOT funny 👎

[@realemonful]

Agreed 100%

[@jefffrei4671]

I agree I laughed alot 😅

[@realemonful]

@@jefffrei4671 I can see why! You don't even know how to spell "a lot" 😂

[@jefffrei4671]

@@realemonful I ugree wi yow

[@jefffrei4671]

@@realemonful humpy thank gibing

[@MrsTM17]

I take it this is woke, culture appropriate comedy? Yikes.

[@alycsandrianah]

Aphids and fruit flies are TWO different things. I was two minites in calling laziness or bs. Sorry buddy... ill try to finish this episode beyond that statement