Stop Telling Me How To Raise My Kid. Andrew Sleighter - Full Special

[@teresabarrett3266]

I like Andrew’s humor. Interesting, quirky & funny. Thankx for the laughs man. All the best to you and your wife and baby. Coolness 😊

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thanks for the kind words! I hope to see you at a show one day!

[@teresabarrett3266]

@@AndrewSleighter thank you. Indeed, I’d like seeing you on stage.

[@ChasityGlenn2014]

This is so funny! I always love discovering new comedians that I haven’t heard before, and he is really good!

[@donnahampton3632]

Check out his first Dry Bar special.

[@AndrewSleighter]

Hey thanks so much! Hope to see you at a show one day!

[@sammuelkain]

U R the best new entry on comedians rank, quirky & ironically not afraid 2 make dry jokes 😁, but the last plane joke is 50/50 bcs U can't drink champagne from a cup & if that will be seen by 1st class they will sue the airline company of mockery or poor service ability 🤔. Hope 2 see U on more specials! ✌️😎🔪

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thanks for watching!

[@Western_ENT]

The part about people who WORRY about the BEST SCENARIOs just hit the nail for me, I cracked! 🤣🤣

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thank you!!!

[@marycook1644]

🏠 The one time I looked inside of a little library there was a book written by Bill Cosby about raising children !! I passed ! I enjoyed this comedian !! Very funny. 🎸 Rockstar set !

[@AndrewSleighter]

😂😂😂

[@donnahampton3632]

The Walmart sack luggage was the perfect story for his Big Finish. Huge.

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thanks for watching I'm glad you liked it!

[@leiacaston1531]

The is is by far the funniest. I missed these stories. Glad they are back.

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thanks for watching!

[@happylife1080]

The wells Fargo debit card limit joke was so funny. Thank you.

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thank you! I appreciate you taking the time to watch!

[@Celeste-in-Oz]

The one person to stand up and clap at the end 😬 I hope someone joined them. Giving a solo standing ovation is a fear of mine.

[@AndrewSleighter]

hahahaha I think maybe eventually a couple others did

[@00Marche00]

This made my day. I'll be sure to take note of this guy.

[@AndrewSleighter]

I appreciate it! Thanks for watching!

[@globetrekker86]

I’m going to blame everything on *preexisting qi issues*, now. That’s a gem, Andrew! 😂

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thank you! Feel free to hope it works!

[@Hannah-mp2py]

Oh thank God! I love this guy! So hilarious!!

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thank you and thanks for watching!

[@Kemet09]

That’s funny! My daughter actually went to Harvard preschool! Not in LA though….

[@AndrewSleighter]

Ha! Really? That's hilarious I didn't know there were others. Thanks for watching!

[@Kemet09]

@@AndrewSleighter she went on to interview for Harvard, the college but didn’t get in. That probably had more to do with her being a honor role student from kindergarten through senior year of HS. lol

[@jabrown1978]

That's where every stimulus dollar went....to support the local burrito economy 😂😂😂

[@AndrewSleighter]

That’s where mine went at leaat😂

[@russellparr9252]

I live near Portland, and I can vouch for his take on that city. It's nuts, and I avoid it if at all possible. Funny guy!

[@PetloverTN]

We moved out of Oregon and have never been happier!

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thank you! Come back to the craziness of Portland sometime and visit it's not all bad!

[@jeanniebell9493]

Great job ! Best wishes for happy holidays with your family!

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thanks Jeannie! And thanks for watching!

[@pennyb2245]

Very entertaining! Rockstar set 😂

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thank you and thanks for watching!

[@alexthefossilguy2754]

One of the most underrated comics out there. It’s gold Jerry, GOLD!!!!

[@KayaAurora420]

I used to be a sound engineer. He was on point with the rock star thing.

[@AndrewSleighter]

😂 That’s validating thank you!

[@carolwilliams8281]

So funny! I laughed so hard I not only upset my sleeping dog, I peed a little.

[@AndrewSleighter]

Ha! Thanks for watching!

[@HomemakerDaze]

The ending story 😂

[@AndrewSleighter]

All true! Thanks for watching

[@MaraKatria]

Rockstar! Loved it haha!

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thanks for watching!

[@carolynnaumann2306]

Love this guys humor, really gets you in places !!

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thank you Carolynn! And thanks for watching!

[@yokoboo]

Oh man... lost opportunity there... "Hey, I'm your dad, you can't shoot turtles at people anymore when you get upset. And you have to move out, good luck out there. If you have any questions, ask your mom- she's in a different castle."

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thanks for watching!

[@themostUNlikelyCreature]

He was so funny, I don’t understand what was up with the crowd cause I was rolling the whole time 🤣

[@pavolhorvath7850]

OK, maybe the name of the bar gives you a clue.

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thank you! It was filmed during the time of social distancing and masking etc. so it always makes it a little trickier.

[@bolotabr12]

I 💗 bird libraries 😅

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thanks for watching!

[@errick4421]

Wow hes really funny!😂

[@AndrewSleighter]

Hey thank you!

[@AZTECIANGIRL]

LOL !! I'm from Portland too ! YEP the little library s..SO true !

[@AndrewSleighter]

😂 thanks for watching i appreciate it! Come see a portland show sometime

[@bwar05]

Loved this!

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thanks for watching!!

[@vivalanina]

in my opinion screen time with access to the internet, iPads, mindless apps, influencers, dumbed down "kids content" yt videos are WAY different than having a video game console that actually challenges them, engages them, and can involve their friends and siblings as an activity. Definitely getting my kid a Nintendo console and never an iPad as a small child.

[@sstamper1368]

Agreed on all fronts! Nintendo (the original one if I can find one) is the way!

[@AndrewSleighter]

That's a good point. Thanks for watching!

[@mikerepairsstuff]

Really fun set!

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thanks I appreciate you watching!

[@globetrekker86]

“See you next time.” We’d better! You need a second special, no question

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thank you! I actually have another one on here you can check out if you want!

[@lucymagee3654]

He is really funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thanks Lucy! And thanks for watching!

[@whitneysimon6828]

All I can think about is he looks like Mark's best best friend Pat, on Raising Deon

[@AndrewSleighter]

Don’t know the reference but thanks for the compliment?? 😬

[@sailordaigurren8225]

Should have gotten a backpack to store the clothes in for the return flight

[@AndrewSleighter]

Yeah and I also shouldn’t have forgotten my luggage! Thanks for watching!

[@deedrathelibra]

Funny!

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thanks for watching!

[@fostermusic4519]

Yesssssssssssssss 😩

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thanks for watching!

[@Samestori214]

I went to Yale elementary school in Chicago. K-8 program

[@AndrewSleighter]

Haha how did it work out for you?? Thanks for watching!

[@christinaladd3498]

Omg 😂😂😂❤

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thanks for watching!

[@lynghee159]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jameslipke354]

This is great!!! 🤣🤣🤣 On a side note: In regard to being told how to raise your own kids; my personal favorite (insert sarcastic eye roll here) has always been the person offering their unsolicited advice telling you how to raise your kids, yet they do not now, nor have they ever HAD KIDS OF THEIR OWN. I'm not referring to those who, unfortunately, could not have children, but those who CHOSE not to have any children, biological, adopted or fostered, of their own. Please tell me more, given how uniquely unqualified you are based a complete absence of your own personal, hands on experience and/or knowledge, on the "right" way to raise children. How about NO!?!🤨 ~APRIL LIPKE

[@artfulcookingwithdawn9000]

Agreed with your points... counterpoint that I have been in education for more than 20 years and directly responsible for thousands of children. In an attempt to assist a friend who had really fallen off the path with her parenting, the fact that I have not had a child myself (sadly) was thrown in my face as a reason I couldn't possibly know what I was talking about. So much for those three degrees on the matter?

[@jameslipke354]

@@artfulcookingwithdawn9000 I am generally speaking. I do respect your years of teaching. I'm blessed to say I had some FANTASTIC teachers AND coaches growing up. In fact, some of them are my friends today. Although at 57 years old I simply can not call them by their first names even though they tell me I can. My folks are watching every move I make from above and they would not approve. I can only imagine what you've witnessed as a teacher. Believe me when I say we really don't like our 10 year old granddaughter growing up and being in school now. I'm a firm believer there is absolutely no reason for any child, especially in elementary school, to have a cell phone and especially not in the classroom. I have no doubt you're intentions were only for the best of both parent and child. I'm referring mainly to those who "know everything there is to know about everything", when the reality is, they know NOTHING. The personality type that whenever they speak, for some unknown reason you squint at them. I will say this, I worked in the medical field for for over 20 years. Seven years ago was when I left it. The pediatric orthopaedic surgeon and orthotics person I worked with and for decided it was time to retire and I fully understood why. We had a Specialty Clinic every Wednesday morning that was set up at a local hospital for special medical needs patients. I have had the privilege of meeting some of the most amazing biological parents as well as phenomenal foster parents! Sadly, I have also met the absolute worst of both of those as well. There is nothing quite as sad as having to call law enforcement and ask them to do a welfare check on kids who weren't brought in for post op appointments, cast changes, etc. Being out of that environment I sometimes forget there are parents that lack maternal and paternal instinct. Thank you for reminding me of that. ❤ ~ APRIL LIPKE

[@AndrewSleighter]

Exactly!

[@fonztorres]

"Oh, but I babysat for 2 months during my high school summer break so I know what I'm talking about!"

[@alex16cole]

Nice

[@AndrewSleighter]

Appreciated

[@ms.information8747]

Oh, he's good! BTW I worked at Harvard - OOPS, I mean Harverd in Vancouver, because the Chinese cannot spell..

[@AndrewSleighter]

Haha and thanks for watching!

[@karylkrug1899]

Grandmas often overwhelm new mothers with instructions on how to be a mother. And they're often wrong.

[@AndrewSleighter]

Yup.

[@Benjamin.J.Holliday]

The Great Fatsby does it again

[@AndrewSleighter]

Hahah thanks for watching!

[@donaldreason5664]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thank you!!!

[@420JRMan]

I remember Our 1st Karen.

[@krissantos5170]

😂

[@shar1ngthemusic]

😆😄😁

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thanks for watching!

[@thehousespouse]

Oh the parent with the baby thinks the parent with the teenagers has done a bad job. What a shocker. That never happens. Newsflash: You can't just burp a 15 year old to improve their mood. Or put them down for a nap. Maybe don't judge parents who've been doing it for decades when you've been doing it for 4 weeks. 😅😅

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thanks for watching! I'm gonna keep judging though!

[@thefunfactory61]

ha ha ha ha ha

[@AndrewSleighter]

Thanks for watching!

[@Ciprian-Amarandei]

When your kid's freedom shortens my freedom , yes, I will tell you how to raise your kid

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

You just think you will.😅

[@thebluedays6359]

Bro y’all are all boys y’all are all saying the same thing

[@AndrewSleighter]

what?

[@lowlightevangelist9431]

What is wrong with all those people wearing masks?! They should stay home until they are well to be in public.

[@quinnfuzzball]

Maybe, just maybe, they're protecting themselves from others rather than others from them.

[@karposca3762]

This was most likely filmed during COVID

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

​​@@karposca3762 Exactly....I think you're right....and another way to tell is that the tables are all spaced further apart, and a smaller audience than usual. And the dead giveaway that you are correct, was him saying THIS quarantine has been rough on me. Most comedians would have fresher material if it had been years already or say that quarantine or those lockdowns. Him saying THIS has the implication of it being recent.

[@tajmahal4056]

You must not have any bills and it shows

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

@@tajmahal4056 well....none they pay anyway. 😂

[@blackmarketarmy]

Hamilton is cringey

[@faithreturns333]

meh - garbage humor

[@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl]

Then you should like it since you're garbage.

[@batboy020876]

Actually this was usually one of the worst acts on dry bar. Can't seem to read where are the guy stands on number of topics

[@pavolhorvath7850]

What kind of english is this?

[@batboy020876]

@@pavolhorvath7850 not English

[@AndrewSleighter]

Is that what you want from comedy to read where the guy stands on topics?