How to Survive French Waiters | Ft. Olivier Giraud

[@devm.9189]

I fell off laughing seeing the waiters beat you for wrong genders. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Always awesome content.

[@arasavulii174]

And it is “Le Monde”, not La Monde…

[@sriharshacv7760]

I am having second thoughts about Paris. I do not want to spoil the good moments of my life because of rude people. Better to stick to America (there are racist zombies there but the probability of encountering them is lower than encountering rude people in more 'civilized places').

[@dmsephiroth]

I died laughing too xDDD

[@lela8081]

@@dmsephiroth same and indian doctors work in the kitchen🤣🤣🤣

[@StellaOrdonez669]

The baguette beating part was soo hilarious 😂

[@sriharshacv7760]

Imagine that happening that in reality. Especially if you are a brown skinned person. You will hate the place forever.

[@eileenbutterfly7856]

I died at "Un baguette,"

[@Indolthir]

As he did.

[@saanvimehra5191]

@@Indolthir lool

[@d3nd3nd3nd3n]

"To see a doctor, you have to be... patient" ! BRILLIANT! =P

[@diabeticmommy9135]

For those who don't know, "Le Monde" (the world) is a french newspaper. It's masculine, but they wrote "*LA* Monde"(which is feminine) at 2:27.

[@judesjewels7831]

No doubt on purpose too!

[@Hoo88846]

Yes, I noticed that mistake too. Should be masculine, le Monde, which came from the Latin word mundus, which means “world” and which gave rise to the English word “mundane”.

[@diabeticmommy9135]

I don't think it's a mistake tho

[@Hoo88846]

Another mistake I found is with the word “loose”. They were talking about “loose our five star rating”. It should be “lose” (verb), not “loose” (adjective that means something different).

[@tanosway3470]

I think it was on purpose

[@fumuki9281]

As a French person who hates Paris (like at least 70% of the population) I love your videos 😂

[@pratikshakhalane9484]

Why?

[@ananthim7358]

@@pratikshakhalane9484 this video has enough reason ig

[@Hoo88846]

I joined a Chinese tour group who led up to Paris. The tour guide warned us when we were driving into Paris “we are about to enter hell” 😂. Well, I like France so I find everything interesting there, including the trash on the streets 😂. Chinese American here fluent in Cantonese, Mandarin and English, and have studied French, Latin and Japanese. Bonjour 🤗

[@mannshaft]

Paris 🤢

[@lindildeev5721]

Moi, tout ce que j'ai vu de Paris, c'est le métro qui relie les gares.

[@judesjewels7831]

I love love LOVE Krishna's humour and how well done all the videos are! Today's been a rather depressing stressful day for me so as evening comes, it feels good to laugh. I rarely laugh at videos (smile or sometimes chuckle) but these almost always work for me. Thank you!!!

[@Gabistruwwelliese]

LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!! I freaking hate the way Parisians are so rude to everybody they are serving/attending. or passive aggressive. I did my PhD in Paris and part of my master. 4 years of hating social interaction with strangers. They say, oh, it's because tehre are a lot of foreigners... but noo. I'm from freaking Rio de Janeiro and we are not that toxic to ppl. Apart from that, Paris is lovely, and Parisians in their personal relations are lovely too.

[@judyp.]

I thought this clip couldn't get better , until I saw LA MONDE. Ohhhh this night with no sleep was well spent on my new KZbin discovery!

[@hun3285]

I love this channel REALLY 😭

[@Irl78]

How does this channel not have even 100k subs, underrated af

[@sam_2579]

"You've to be patient" 😂🤣

[@withlovefromrussia]

Isn't he the Indian guy from the "iRabbit" ? 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

[@bobon123]

I lived in France for few years, close to Belgium. This is _exactly_ my experience in Paris and Bruxelles. I asked for "some chocolate" in a chocolate shop in Bruxelles. The lady kept pretending she could not understand what I was asking for. The shop only sold chocolate. The rest of the Francophone area is not so bad (still, even in border / multicultural cities like Strasbourg there is an unreasonable expectation that a tourist should be able to speak French).

[@arminius2960]

My experience in Straßburg is absolutely different. Trying to order in french and the waiter instantly changed to German..... So either my french was so bad or she just wanted to be polite xD. Same in other places near Rhine.

[@bobon123]

@@arminius2960 Oh yes, if you are German or if you speak German I have no doubt: in Strasbourg Alsatian (a German dialect, fully mutually intelligible) is as diffused - outside petite France I think that Alsatian is more diffused than French. But for me, that lived for 3 months in Strasbourg in 2012 without speaking French _or_ German, it was still a very peculiar experience. It happened to me a few times in restaurants in Strasbourg that there were _no_ waiter that _tried_ to speak with me in English. They simply gave up on the costumer. I mean, of course there are plenty of restaurants in Italy, Spain, or Greece without a waiter able to speak a decent English: I am completely aware that I am a guest and I should not expect others to speak my language. But it never happened to me that no waiter in the restaurant did _try_ to speak English or other languages I speak... and while Japanese is understandable not easy to find in Alsace, I speak a very decent Spanish and a fluent Italian and I am pretty sure that with a bit of an effort from both side communication would have been possible. Instead I clearly felt the staff was annoyed at me for not knowing any of the local languages.

[@poja82]

Sorry for your bad experience, I'm Strasburgeois and used to be a waiter, there is a problem in your interpetation. French is a language with a lot of polite phrases as a formal requirement. Usually people from Strasbourg are very polite to strangers as long as you use polite expressions, always start with "excusez moi, s'il vous plait" and always finish with "merci beaucoup"; For example, to ask a coffee you should say "excusez moi, un café s'il vous plait, merci beaucoup". If you dont do that, in french culture you are insulting the other person. If you find that absurd, that is your problem, you cannot ask the whole nation to adapt to you cultural references. So, as long as you do that everything should be fine. Also, dont speak english, french find that rude.

[@bobon123]

@@poja82 "Also, dont speak english, french find that rude." that is exactly what I am referring to. I speak three languages fluently, French is not one of those even if I have a working knowledge of it. I do not expect that the other person can speak English, but a waiter cannot expect that all the tourists learn French before visiting France. There will be cases where we have to deal with my bad French or their bad English and try to understand each others, and that is fine: I do the same in Indonesia, China or Japan. No one get upset other than the French. The fact that French people find it rude if I speak English is not fine, it is nonsense. How would I speak if I cannot speak French? I can speak Spanish if they prefer, but it would not make the situation any better.

[@poja82]

@@bobon123 Thats the way it is, it does not mean french are rude.

[@dabsmomos]

As always Krishna never fails to entertain me and the yeah the tradition of making Krishna perform embarrassing stuff in public was also upheld. I saw the msg that said this video wld be delayed and I was wondering if the maker wld keep the tradition of making Krishna do weird stuff in public????

[@lasaintepatate4497]

As a french i was wheezing while watching this video, it's so accurate 🤣🤣

[@aswathik1595]

I was totally tired waiting for your video. Finally got it 🤩💗

[@glendam1148]

So funny. All of your videos are brilliant. Thank you for the laughs.

[@deeemm4031]

LOL, that's really the impression you get with some waiters, brilliant! 😂

[@Lam-ey4lm]

I have watched this many times and still find it funny. Always love the baguette beating part😂😂

[@christelle3148]

Très drôle et embarrassant pour nous ! 🙂

[@beared8844]

Im a french myself, i have to say this video was realy good : pace, background music (stereotype tho) , .. realy good of course a lot of stereotypes but made with humor so thats cool nice video ;)

[@monk3yboy69]

@Beared You just know , by looking at the swanky cafe and nicely dressed waiters, it was going to be “selective “ service. If they don’t want you there , you’re not getting served . Got to love the French

[@Speak4Yourself2]

Damn I love your content. People not watching this channel are missing out.

[@huaiscrblol5077]

This guy’s energy is amazing

[@mortemoccasus2412]

The f Salman's tainting here too🤣🤣 I like how everyone's a Jean here, Jean Marie, Jean Pierre and Jean paul. And 2:16 ave maria to rescue.🤣

[@languagesandstuff]

Dude, you guys make chuckle!

[@tofumonster8913]

The baguette bit was epic 😁

[@aliajed6150]

As a French girl totally right ! The French staff in cafe are so “aigris”. I have a tips “Hey change of job or do your job correctly with small please 😊

[@s.ebright7620]

this is the best thing on KZbin. Thanks!

[@mechatech9897]

After seeing that beating, I'm never going to France in my entire life lol.

[@kc4276]

omg same

[@00oxymore]

It's like eveything and everywhere.... quite true but a bit exaggerated :)) But so so so funny 😂😂

[@2Baisas]

The baguette beating was funny, but I lost it at the kitchen scene with the doctor, the particle physicist, and our hero as "Bhagwant Singh from Paris." Priceless.

[@cmh3260]

5 star rating in "bad TripAdvisor" 🤣

[@arvindd.4799]

😂😂😂 never stop making these

[@mimozashaqiri8529]

Haha “La Monde” intentionally ?

[@cmh3260]

Awesome as Always thank you🤣☺️😘

[@SeriAnggerik-vm6sz]

Are waiters really that rude if you can't speak good french? What a scary place to visit.

[@vtheb1299]

I'm already laughing 😂

[@hajarmatveeva]

PhDs in the kitchen? Especially in physics? No way!

[@kanikamaheshwari9732]

La baguette qui ne casse jamais 😂 Vos vidéos est extrêmement pratique et marrante😂

[@callin_p]

😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@bropro1553]

"Can't you see I have 2 hands" *Yeah broo I sometimes use my bick for holding things*

[@majy1735]

Mind you, French waiters are self-centred and rude with everyone, including with native French-speakers and French people.

[@dtroy4807]

As a french, i have gasped when he said " Un baguette ", truly unacceptable

[@izounokuda5461]

GhaGhaGhaGhaGhaGha laughing like nutty French who isn't French at all

[@jeanettekeppel]

This video puts me off from visiting France....

[@lela8081]

Same..and my boyfriend is French i have to visit his family.After these im affraid

[@gigiatlas2364]

It does? Then PLEASE, keep out of there, they don't need your level of stupidity

[@ellyra412]

Ok this is hilarious but I think you should all know that using "Garçon" to call a waiter is actually super condescending and is now considered insulting in France. We are no longer in the 1950s

[@Adventeuan]

In greek we still use it lol. And we're no longer in the 1950s? And what?

[@ing-mariekoppel1637]

What's wrong with the 1950s ? We had many good things back then that shd never hv bn taken away.

[@ellyra412]

​@@AdventeuanI just meant by that, that "Garçon" was used in France in the 1950s. That's all. The language has now evolved and it is considered rude to use it now. You do you in Greece

[@vairpalefroi]

I'm glad that this iRabbit consultant finally got flashback from French regarding pronunciation issues 😂

[@DezMarivette]

You know what, that 2 hour wait felt real at first. Obviously this isn’t all waiters… but they’re definitely out there 😜

[@poja82]

Awesome video, but there is a mistake, i'm french and I used to be a waiter before teaching french. Tips are normal in france, please tip the waiters. 10 percent of the cost is the normal tip.

[@simon3953]

2:20 🤣

[@pinochioo5678]

waiter is the priest lol im dying

[@graceagendia]

I lost it when they started hitting you with the baguettes 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 great stuff. Your channel is so underrated.

[@Leigh-lq2uf]

Thanks for the laugh!!

[@soul77736]

Clicked at the speed of light when saw the notification

[@mzkhshd277]

I love your guys contents, always!, It's a joke but also give us education🤓👍

[@kryptoniridium]

Wait until the French waiters hear what Americans are calling a crossdresser.

[@funny_069]

wow, the waiter was so kind😂😂😂😂

[@carlosmillan7933]

The worst service in the world, they are so rude and sometimes mean.

[@thierryalbert2228]

I still want to cook the rabbit 🤣. Thank you very much 😊

[@gouki1394]

A baguette well salted and left in the sun to harden it makes a good weapon! ^^

[@lilie3633]

Lol, I'm french and it's funny. But you know when people say "un baguette" it's so cute. 😉

[@yuliaaisha5837]

*Imagine if Karens use baguettes instead of broom*

[@rafindeed]

Thats it. Ive decided to learn french to just argue and be a heckler with french waiters

[@flowerpetal123]

So that's what baguette is used for

[@LetrasEsFr]

Well, just avoid expensive Cafés. Try something cheaper, they treat people better.

[@thatgirlwithherheadinthecl8777]

Lmfao I love you guys

[@sandrastalin7408]

Paris is so beautiful and traditional so much culture tasty foods

[@utpalpaul7424]

The main character in Red shirt is Indian 💐

[@Florence3121]

So much truth in those 4 minutes

[@abhranilroy9180]

Olivier Giraud 💀💀

[@XyzAbc-mp1rw]

Superbe

[@MrCatwalkonramp]

The Indian guy looks too much like Keegan-Michael Key

[@kurapikanostrad4592]

What is the song played at 0:16

[@her2558]

you should get more subscriber dude

[@gundarsmiks4889]

Wow. Its tough out there... Le baguette!!!

[@thisworld4546]

This video is hilarious and I watched twice! But being someone who visits France several times a year - I am in love with the country - I can say that there is no such thing as French rudeness. Not only that they are polite, but kind and hospitable too. They have Frenchness in themselves of course, but no bit of it is the rudeness. Je t'aime France!❤

[@lindildeev5721]

Yeah, that depends where you are : people in the North are very welcoming but beware if you enter région parisienne, it's hell on Earth.

[@lela8081]

Are they beating people with baugette?

[@akawojo]

sooo gooood!

[@DiggerWhoops]

Je vous adore! How's my French? Not bad for an American, eh? LOL!

[@FreyaMaluk]

you are such a goof... damn.. so good!

[@d3nd3nd3nd3n]

HILARIOUS! So good! )(

[@oldskoolmusicnostalgia]

American tourists trying to pronounce foreign words is comedy that will never end 🤣🤣 they try so hard yet still can never get certain syllables right. Living in France for 3 years I was never too bothered with the behaviour of the waiters. But then I travelled to Italy this year and noticed it's so different there, the waiters are much more helpful and amicable.

[@arjun12527]

Iill est parfait...:). jai une experience similaire a paris....cest dope bro! :)

[@geethulekshmi6340]

👌

[@arjun12527]

@@geethulekshmi6340 Mallu Spotted!

[@arjun12527]

@Shruti Yadav Yeah once!

[@s9ka972]

Mallus എല്ലായിടത്തും . KZbin is a place where you can spot a Mallu even in African vlogs .

[@s9ka972]

@Shruti Yadav BTW Yadav മലയാളിയാണോ .haven't heard some one with that surname .

[@Lam-ey4lm]

Omg this is so funny 😂😂😂 i laughed a lot

[@antoninteissier9762]

"La Monde" xD

[@sebastienh1100]

Very accurate

[@paddotk]

French people being displeased when someone (also tourists) doesn't speak great French, is very true.

[@bobl.1044]

Why do I keep thinking Olivier Giroud? 😂😂😂

[@sanmari1071]

It is funny untill you visit Paris and you start to hate these rude French😢

[@gundarsmiks4889]

We all know ,Le bagguette, is the right way to say it!!!

[@animeturnMMD]

"Actually the french are quite tolerant of the linguistic shortcomings of foreigners"... nope they aren't...

[@MrLgtm]

to be honest paris is the WORST place you can find on restaurant service - but still we cant stop going back.... ok maybe we deserve this!

[@lisboa77777]

Why the waiter was angry when the girl said “salad without cheese “ ?

[@lela8081]

Because French people likes cheese

[@yeldatanrvermis2629]

I’m dying 😂😂😂

[@davidvincent8929]

WOW. FINALLY, LIKE THE IRISH, YOU HAVE COME UP WITH SOMETHING THAT CALMED ME. CHEERIOS. UP THE REPUBLIC 🇮🇪☘️🍀. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN 👑.

[@mrtrollnator123]

💀

[@matthiasandreashauser6321]

2:22 It's actually L E M o n d e ...

[@thrwwyaccnt123]

Part of ze joke

[@rakaasadullah7477]

*french waiters beat tourist because tourist misgendering words* karen trans: EXCUSE ME?! DID YOU JUST ASSUME THAT WORD GENDER?!

[@thayrlaashynaya]

Hahajahajajhaja no words hahahajjanannaajanana

[@emms8]

so funny yet so scary 😬😅

[@cavoff]

oh, wasting food is so funny

[@s.ebright7620]

I'm coming. Calm down.

[@fakiAZer]

that's sponsor was so smooth mon ami