How To Take The Best Poop, According To Science

[@mcninjafull]

Everybody gangsta until you on the toilet with a stomach ache, knowing that a massive one is gonna come out, but it takes like 30 minutes before it does

[@adhominematitsfinest]

i'm in that situation rn. Sh*t! Literally bruh momento

[@djangounchained9387]

I used to have that problem back in the day, means you are not eating enough fiber

[@davidlegkodukh6969]

@@djangounchained9387 Or maybe too much McDonald's 🤣👍

[@galumptiouspotato9989]

Lol me rn

[@saltykingkrab1472]

Everybody gangster until your stomach hurts so much so you strip butt ass naked and just sit there and wait

[@peso457]

"Mooing like a cow can help you poop." What type of strange fetish is this?

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

I can't just moo while doimg the number 2 now can I

[@tashlove4all]

Mooing also helps a pregnant woman during child birth.

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

@@tashlove4all I didn't want to imagine a prenant woman on the emergency room mooing as the baby's head pokes out, thanks for putting that on my mind

[@apollosjesu]

@@spongebobsquarepants8403 would love to see that

[@asteticgirl3811]

@@apollosjesu wtf lol

[@OPJuiceBox]

Just imagine at 3am.. you hear a family member just mooing lmao

[@kashishsrivastava9964]

Bruh😹

[@Mike-sp9sk]

Me lol

[@monicalivesforchrist5901]

Don't swear please.

[@OPJuiceBox]

@@monicalivesforchrist5901 ???

[@karfunkl.]

@@monicalivesforchrist5901 Lol bruh arent swearing, what do you mean?

[@Sassy.shahid]

But after that "too hard" poop finally comes out It feels like heaven

[@mariamehdi765]

yes XD

[@dipmalaahir9803]

Army 💜

[@adithya9786]

Army😂😂what are you doing here

[@ariizgarde]

Omo, ARMY? what the heck?

[@Iunorrpr345]

Lol hey armyy

[@YuBeace]

You’re all talking about victory after finally releasing a Type 1. All I can think about is “God, there’s probably still some left in there for later.”

[@indiraratala3949]

My people?…..

[@tyagapriyananda3297]

Type 1 is like a war, after you complete it you will celebrate after it

[@ziadt4264]

I watched this cuz I've taken about 5 dumps today and it isn't even the afternoon yet

[@ziadt4264]

@Living Once. I'm currently in day 6 of this horror, the situation has worsened, we've lost some good men in this war and our Frontline defense is no longer existent, i dont know how much longer we can take, our remaining soldiers are weak tired wounded and hungry, send help!

[@tyagapriyananda3297]

@@ziadt4264 what a war You've going through there mate

[@ziadt4264]

@@tyagapriyananda3297 today has been easy, but lasagna has entered the system, i fear for what awaits me tomorrow 4am 6am 8am 8:01am 9am 10am u get the point, it never ends

[@ziadt4264]

@@tyagapriyananda3297 update, the shits have gone, we won the battle

[@FingeringThings]

The greatest feeling in the world is the moment after taking a huge dump

[@willieboi6115]

BRUH I SWEAR THIS IS SUPER DUPER SUPER DUPER SUPER DUPER SUPER DUPER SUPER DUPER SUPER DUPER SUPER DUPER TRUE!!!

[@solidname9085]

It feels like god...🧘‍♂️🧘‍♂️

[@nerdymaple2637]

I'm surprised to see you here. I love your channel. I especially liked the maple syrup video. Keep up the great work!

[@fancybear5038]

nooooooooooooooooo my damn stomach hurts when i make diarrhea

[@jmsalcedooo]

huge dump? I barely can't even walk right and my ass felt like burning 🥵

[@mxe4151]

Every decision I have made in my life led me to a place where I'm being told the way I poop has been a lie all my life.

[@mxe4151]

@Dwan Sangma Yeah I have that thing

[@mahid9594]

@@JustKelvin Shutup.

[@nirmalsays]

Everyone : "Love is the best feeling in the world." Science Insider : "Nothing's better than a good poop 💩 "

[@CarlaJageryearsago]

I agree💀

[@alyazeedmohamed7393]

agreed

[@mrlezol7229]

Agreed

[@SEALIATheSealion]

Ikr

[@hikmetmardizade2901]

I agree too 😂

[@aureila5066]

I’ve been a type 2 all my life diagnosed with EXTREME constipation to the point where I was crying and screaming because of how much pain I was in, and these were all tips from my doctor which worked!

[@calvados7754]

@Jack Shite wth dude 8L are wayy to deadly No more than 2.5L a day

[@evernevers5390]

@Jack Shite lmao you're trying to kill people

[@spicycheeto3345]

i wasn’t diagnosed, but i was at that point i was turning pale and about to faint that’s how bad i was to and i started to throw up so i went to the er and they said i had major constipation! but the thing is i took a good poop before that happened 🤷‍♀️🥲🤷‍♀️

[@unknownwolf4046]

@Johnny Longshlong that could been what wrong with me not enough fiber

[@drx5226]

I had constipation. I read your comment and laughed so hard I finally pooped

[@spekky6248]

People in 1950 : We will have flying cars in 2020 2020 : How to take a poop 💩

[@localweeb9098]

RELATABLE X,D

[@bunta69]

We are evolving to flying poop

[@ijlalmuhammed8166]

I mean how to take it is helpful, Try holding it for 5 days and you will definitely respect the process

[@godmodecr7]

We can make that with clay

[@kariluruiz-duran3095]

Lol

[@justinlee7731]

Parents walk in. Me: It's for science I swear.

[@asteticgirl3811]

Based on a true story for me 😭🤣🔫

[@localweeb9098]

HAAH-

[@rowanatkinsonn]

M000000 nHAHAHAH

[@hellomiami]

Omggg same

[@mack5346]

Tell them: "Your r3tards created this biological jail for me. Get with the program!"

[@apexraider2870]

I once fainted trying to push a big one. When I woke up a few seconds later the poop was halfway through.

[@Al-uw1qy]

Man That must have been painful

[@ジャスミン-f2l]

Damn

[@jasusx]

Nice

[@kizzleteen]

Im afraid ur not strong enough. Dissapointed

[@guillermo090986]

Maybe you're real tight

[@deni1998.]

Drink water. Eat fiber. Seat correctly. Do exercises. Don’t stay in a static position for too long.

[@sushigoose_]

My mum is really strict about drinking water, eating fruit and getting enough fiber because she had the pleasure of dealing with a severely constipated 8 year old while traveling around Australia

[@solidname9085]

Hope my poop will understand this science .

[@f_iry6102]

Lol

[@howardty2733]

It doesn't even have a brain

[@iliketocopycomments7393]

@@howardty2733 nah frl

[@howardty2733]

@@iliketocopycomments7393 ok whats 45533344366X5X4X867X4544-133

[@jitt9264]

@@howardty2733 he is joking dumbass

[@anna2happy23]

You mean to tell me, I need to sit on the toilet and moo like a cow? If my family didn't think I was bizarre they sure will now 😂

[@mariamehdi765]

lmaooo

[@T1Oracle]

Just say you're singing Doja Cat!

[@annakish9879]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@lens_hunter]

I've had some poops that legit hurt me. Like, full on pushing for 30 seconds begging for death. Maybe three or four times in my life.

[@pavelow235]

See an internist.

[@Craneman4100w]

Ease off on the nothing but pizza diet.

[@stijn4771]

Those are one of life's hardest challenges

[@asmiroy2926]

We all understand because we have experienced that in our life after last nights spicy dinner 🍲🔥

[@jeremy-ws1rb]

Shit while squatting

[@janjanik5701]

I am on whole foods plant based diet for 8 years now and I have number 1 type almost every time. But I poo even 4 times a day and never struggle. It always comes out with no pressure. And when wiping the paper is always clean. I am super happy about my bowels. I feel like a rabbit or deer sometimes :D

[@hanskazan7403]

Number 1 is not good lol did you even watch the video

[@janjanik5701]

@@hanskazan7403 Did you even read my comment?

[@myspace04]

Easy fix for constipation and effortless pooping: 1. Eat oatmeal (overnight oats prepared using old-fashioned oats, not instant oats). 2. Squat while pooping, or get the stool like the one shown in this video.

[@bakedpuffins2303]

So real bro, found this out the tough way(right as school started). I also found that yogurt or some hot chocolate in the morning if you need to go can help too.

[@ジャスミン-f2l]

YALL SQUATING WORKS IVE BEEN CONSTPATED FOR DAYS AND IT ALL FELL OUT OML TY TY I DONT LOOK PREGNANT ANYMORE I LOVE YOU

[@Ayesha______]

ahahaha, welcome to being brown

[@sexy_kuroo5372]

@@Ayesha______ uhhhm

[@Ayesha______]

@@sexy_kuroo5372 search up indian toilets' which require you to sit down, if you don't know.

[@notamerican.4617]

I always used a squatting toilet and when I needed to stay somewhere for 4 days there was a western toilet. After comming home that was the best dump I've ever taken. How do they even survive with a sitting toilet?

[@the.annethology]

Did you eat enough fiber tho?

[@ウルージ-f5v]

1% people : actually here to see the video 99% : only here to read the comments

[@howardty2733]

Im one of the 99% yay

[@abhinavpu6602]

Hi

[@sexy_kuroo5372]

Lol ikr

[@randomwanderer2287]

99% 👍

[@AlexTaxman1984]

Part of the 99% 👌🏼🍿

[@Ranveer_Singh_sangha03]

Worse time for poop when you are in hurry and sply after suit boot all good then after 1 min Nature calls you from hell but you dont ruin your suit lol

[@comicguy4417]

I can relate 😂😂

[@SquidCena]

I had a stroke

[@jerrinreji3214]

@@SquidCena same

[@laithshkuri8841]

@@SquidCena trying to read it right?

[@ZenitsuKunn]

@@laithshkuri8841 LMAO ME

[@bluemint3151]

Sometimes when I know a big one's coming out, I'd bring my phone with me to watch an episode while waiting for it to come out.

[@gottfriedhub]

so why are you here?

[@SkiesTurnedGrey]

So...basically just eat a balanced diet for the good poops. Who would have guessed?

[@AmyHoldaway27]

Yeahhhhh, the only new thing for me was the fiber types.

[@rishiparashar6531]

Yeah but listening to her voice made it easier to slip a log.

[@seraranasisca2434]

Jokes on you western world, we have squats toilet in our home

[@noonesaidthat7630]

The fact that i have one of those as one of the toilets in my house but cant use it cause idk how to squat T_T

[@fannyyyyyyyy]

@@noonesaidthat7630 its so easy!

[@vimalcurio]

@@fannyyyyyyyy but the squat toilet is so uncomfortable don't you think? that western toilet feels more comfortable to me

[@mariamehdi765]

we do

[@mariamehdi765]

@@vimalcurio me too

[@stezton]

How many times did they record this voiceover until they didn't snicker?

[@chiranmeda7800]

Ikr

[@boblazaar3175]

Not funny bro

[@lostforever773]

You're a child

[@rubberduckz2739]

​@@chiranmeda7800 perhaps

[@christalavera5594]

It’s 11:15 pm December 31 2020 this. This is how I spent my new year

[@christalavera5594]

@ImYour Huckleberry haha

[@sirwaizi1615]

Thank you so very much Science Insider. For 21 years I've discovered that I actually have type II diabetes. Because of this video, I can go to the hospital and get my treatment. I'm sure I'll be pooping just great after my treatment. Thank you! 😊

[@TheCrazyCartModChannel]

I have not scoured the comments for this, but something not mentioned in this video at all is that you should go the moment you feel the urge instead of putting it off or sitting on it. That literally blunts the tip of your poop and makes it much much harder to pass. And me personally, I just lay down on my lap bent over and everything comes out just fine. My wife and I are super quick poopers because we go the moment we get the urge. Also we only drink water and coffee 99% of the time

[@sammie_f1144]

as a person who has struggled with severe painful constipation since birth, the squatty potty is amazing

[@hopedondiog9783]

I've always squatted when I poop since I was a kid, I never pooped in a sitting position I always find it very uncomfortable, especially knowing that your buttcheeks are touching the toilet seat where other peoples buttcheeks have :>

[@blopbloop9432]

I'm very curious, do you hover over the seat or like stand on the toilet and squat?

[@oishi4394]

We have special indian toilets so we don't need any tools

[@hopedondiog9783]

@@blopbloop9432 I stand on the toilet seat and then squat, hovering however would be very tiring.

[@steve00alt70]

@@blopbloop9432 unless your short

[@steve00alt70]

@@hopedondiog9783 why not just put your feet on the floor?

[@Me-ts3dl]

Who ever is reading this- God loves you. Also, please pray for my grandma’s recovery from a stroke

[@soob4mtori]

I prayed immediately after i saw your comment hope your grandma recovers... i experienced this as well my grandma had a stroke but 2 years ago she passed away 😔

[@mariamehdi765]

@@soob4mtori I am so sorry for your loss

[@mariamehdi765]

I hope your grandma gets better I will pray for her

[@cathykyra]

Prayed for you !

[@charliotte]

Hope she recovers 😔

[@jackiehammerton]

I am the perfect pooper she’s talking about 😂 I usually go 1-2 times per day type 3-4 and I feel empty after I go. I eat a fiber rich diet and I’m a runner, so it makes sense. HOWEVER. Last week I had a violent reaction to honey and my entire GI track felt like it was on fire. I had to go to the ER but they just sent me home with pain killers. The pain eventually subsided in 3 days, but after a couple more days I was growing very anxious and uncomfortable because I hadn’t had a bowel movement in 5 days 😢 I went to my GP and she massaged my tummy and determined I needed an enema. I went home, did the procedure and two days later I’m having BMs but I still don’t have that “empty” sensation that I usually do. I guess I just need to be patient and keep drinking fluids, eating fiber and moving. I hope I’m back to normal soon. And I’ll never touch honey again for as long as I live ☠️

[@wklsonflores4638]

Holy shit, I thought humans had mastered the art of excretion. I'm glad there's videos explaining how to better push out and dump, without tearing your most valuable cut off apparatus in a more advanced and methodical way. They got this shit down to a science. This is great information, I shit you not.

[@josh.8104]

"Put down your phone, it causes you to be in there longer" Buddy, I have IBS, I'm gonna be in there for 20 minutes anyway.

[@aleenaprasannan2146]

Spices like fenugreek and asafoetida can help relieve IBS

[@ES11777]

Going vegan helps 🌱

[@josh.8104]

I will not go vegan and I have heard IBS horror stories from vegans online.

[@ES11777]

@@josh.8104 Don’t listen to them, they’re not true

[@josh.8104]

@@ES11777 Oh wow. I'm convinced.

[@abitchcouldnevayoucanttouc5147]

I think the “spiritual trip to the himalayas” ad was appropriate before this video

[@SciFactsYT118]

Completely random fact: The bend in a flamingo's leg isn't a knee-it's an ankle. -SciFacts

[@CrystalAnthonyAKC]

When Hippos poop they wag their tail and poop flys everywhere

[@PigeonUkraineparusProdOfficial]

I already know that. 😁

[@louismartignoli6603]

I already knew that

[@GeebyTeenyBooper]

I wonder how Albert feels about that fact “flamingo” he’s a roblox youtuber

[@DinxDog]

Felipe

[@limabeans6287]

They described my entire diet when recommending what to cut out

[@henrytang2203]

Some suggest adding more fibrous veg, some suggest less meat. I tried deleting grains while keeping veg and meat ratios the same. That's the magic bullet.

[@Hizsoo]

"Pain in the butt." - It is such a frequently used phrase in english, that I thought that hemorrhoids is a major nation wide disease for those people.

[@akiyachef_5213]

Lamp Edit: lmao

[@dh4913]

I like how they literally watching peoples poop with and without a stool

[@skiney]

They examin the poop, not at those people taking a shit

[@daniel-zh9nj6yn6y]

I once produced something as long as a forearm, and half as thick. It was in one piece, most of it was above the water. I still regret not having my phone, to take a photo.

[@semipenguin]

Robert Plant has a song called “Big Log”.

[@epizzle9232]

I did this one also.. mine went in the hole, did a full circle, and then finished sticking out of the water, one solid piece. I couldn’t believe my eyes! I went and grabbed my friend to show them! It was unbelievable. This was before camera phones.. so I didn’t get to document this amazing shit.. I have never made a poop like that again... it was amazing!

[@DanielDaAbadSukarno]

Fak i was eat some chiken 😱

[@series1054]

Damn.....

[@blu3j00Ls]

Wow. Can only imagine the feeling of relief after.

[@Rising_Pho3nix_23]

OMG this video literally saved my life. Literally. I have a body scale and a food scale. I will eat 3 2-pound meals per day. I will poop 1 pound per week. So where does the other 41 pounds of food go and why do I still get hungry? I went in for an x-ray of my spine and I was so constipated that my poop showed up on x-ray (I'm nosey and the tech let me see the x-ray). That's right. My poop was as hard as bone! That's how constipated I am. I've been terrified of the intestine exploding and my doctor refuses to respond (probably has something to do with why later on I got a letter saying the doctor is no longer working at the hospital. Maybe fired?). So, this video literally saved my life. An exploded intestine can kill very quickly (I imagine in minutes). So, thank you for this video. Thank you so much!

[@ervin7124]

Wow that’s crazy

[@verbdoing9824]

I came here with so many questions. I'm leaving 100% satisfied and feeling refreshed

[@mysterioustiings9909]

I've been squatting for the past 3 years. My mom thinks it's weird but I honestly haven't been constipated since.

[@AmyHoldaway27]

I’ve always been constipated but squatting is at least more comfortable

[@BraceletesCute]

Go to the hospital if it's lasting that long I hope you get better

[@jessetorres8738]

Somewhere out there someone who is ready to quit their job/hates their boss is taking notes.

[@idan7989]

You got the mind of a criminal

[@thelegendaryredx7710]

Smooth coveted snake ahh been a while since I dropped one of those

[@Badd.G]

worst feeling is having a stomach ache all day after pooping and feeling like you'll poop any minute throughout your day

[@iMonZ00]

Is there an uncensored version of this video on another website?

[@abhishekghodake7860]

Hence indian style is best over western style.. Proud indians🔥🔥

[@RRC879]

Yeah! I was waiting for this comment!

[@Ashborne002]

Go eat your shits suckers

[@oishi4394]

Me too

[@twicepilled]

@@Ashborne002 fix your bitchy attitude first

[@anirbanpatra3017]

Indian Style fails when Someone has got a knee problem which is quite common after 45;often my relatives find it pretty hard to stand up after squat. Even the doctor recommended to use western as a result Everything has its own set of pros and cons

[@mihu02]

Sooo, Ben&Jerrys chocolate fudge brownie seemed like a great idea 5min ago.... -_-

[@bonnies3187]

Leaning forward using a stool resolved my straining/constipation issues. Really works!

[@claudia.cora0]

I’m literally type 7 right now, I watch this video everytime im constipated

[@pasxalia7090]

Worst thing is when you think ur poop is going to be normal and you realize it's completely liquid 😔 and then you don't wanna poop anymore

[@mrupperdecker3778]

My family hearing me scream moo while on the toilet while leaving foot marks on the seats and staying in there for an hour

[@TerriblePerfection]

🤣

[@bellesmellz4133]

the best feeling is after have a poop you walk side to side and you feel like you’ve accomplished something

[@Em-gw8mx]

if i start mooing in the bathroom at work, they would drug test me

[@teruphoto]

Nearly as satisfying as a good poop? Listening to a well narrated video. It's wonderfully refreshing to hear an Insider narrator who doesn't use upspeak. Thx Abby 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@dante2873]

POV: You are in the restroom and searched “How to take a shit”

[@selinasaleem9217]

Lmaooo this is annoying me to how relatable it is

[@oddfrogs3978]

Teacher: Why didn’t you do your homework? Me: I was learning how to poop!

[@dreadsalt4735]

Raw Material 1: Crude Oil (all products contain crude oil in one way or another) Raw Material 2: bauxite (aluminium, steel) 90% of all the worlds copper are mined in tropical regions. Most are mined in Africa and Australia Bauxite is mined by a process called open cut mining.Explosives and heavy machinery such as bulldozers are used to remove the top layer of aluminium rich soil which is transported in trucks to be refined. Bauxite produces a relatively low amount of energy compared to other parts of the aluminium process. Raw Material 3: copper concentrate (copper wire) Copper is mostly mined in a strip of the USA. Copper is mined through a process called open pit mining where steps are dug deeper and deeper into the ground. Explosives and drills are used to take out chucks of hard rock. Copper leaves waste rocks that affect the water and air negatively Raw Material 4:silica (silicon, glass) Most of the worlds silica is mined in the USA Silica uses open pit mining. There are dangerous particles formed by silica mining that can damage photosynthesis and respiration processes. Raw Material 5:lithium (batteries) Chile is the main contributor of silica as they are ahead of Australia by 2.7 million tons. Lithium is found as a clay type material, mines extract it by Ming or by pumping it out of water. Lithium mining is very labour intensive and due to the lack of people recycling it it can be bad.

[@yoursubconscious]

the first time I had to squat in Thailand, I was in denial, years later. I highly encourage it!!

[@TitanicMT]

I've had the worst time popping after I went on a strict no carb diet, every time I popped I felt like if pebbles were coming out of me, it was a nightmare.

[@MimiHarrisonn]

That’s simply because you need carbs in your diet because that’s where your fiber comes from… no smart doctor in the world recommends a no carb diet because it’s not good for your body. Carbs are not something to be scared of, in fact - keeping carbs in your diet is necessary for your body to produce sustainable energy. I would be that your not only constipated but also extremely tired. It’s important to research your diet to make sure it’s not shocking your body because it sounds like that’s what happened. It’s great to eat between 100-125 grams of HEALTHY carbs in a day - meaning simple carbs -- not complex carbs. Don’t be scared to eat a banana because it contains 25g of carbs - those are good and HEALTHY carbs.

[@estycki]

I was so constipated for months from doing a low fat diet, then I tried keto (mct oil in my coffee) and finally realized the key to unlocking a big morning poop was lots of fat. Everyone is different, you do you ;D

[@kikib8434]

That sound awful. Very likely because carbs help us hold onto electrolytes which are crucial for a properly functioning colon (and our nervous systems in general). A lot of people doing keto have this issue and need to supplement their electrolytes and then boom - back to pooping like champs 😁.

[@AllThingsAniyah]

@@MimiHarrisonn my doctor does :) 0-30 grams of carbs a day because I have insulin resistance and I absolutely hate it idk what else to do

[@marpsr]

Actually, reading something can be distracting and allow things to flow naturally.

[@daniloroque2754]

I’m so glad I’ve been pooping in a right position in my whole life

[@violetsarelavender]

Dont forget water... Sufficient water intake along with fibre is vital... dehydration will draw water from gut to maintain body water. This makes fibrous stool hard. Remember Good fibre with good amount of water..

[@alijd6287]

yeah, i ate the fiber and got constipated cause not enough water

[@ericjay6021]

This video has changed my life for the better. My current #2 video.

[@SpockPeep]

I kept giggling like a 5 year old. Til I got to the fiber part. Then I started taking notes!😂😂😂

[@lapislazarus8899]

I tried the fiber pills (starts with an M) and they made me feel so bloated. A little glycerin rectally seems to work well. But definitely moving around upright is the best

[@michirukagemori5959]

Welp I am on the weird side of KZbin again.

[@TrippieMint]

This isn’t the hero we deserved it’s the hero we needed

[@JoeNiedermeyer-ux5vk]

If I were to optimize my diet for pooping, every single poop would be perfect but that’s not a perfect world.

[@MNGLD-do2kc]

I'm here eating snacks, while watching a video on how to poo better.

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

Then you have me, with my irritable bowl syndrome causing bowel movements to occur no more than twice a week, and somehow still manage to be on the upper end of the stool scale. Based on the frequency, I am very constipated, yet inexplicably I almost never have anything lower than a 4. I also get to have random abdominal pain because sometimes the muscles lining my intestines start spasming wildly for no apparent reason, along with asymmetrical swelling in my lower abdomen! Which just makes everything so much better! :D It's been especially bad lately, so I pretty much stopped eating sweets for the past couple months, and I'm going back to the gastroenterologist to try and find out why my guts seem to hate me more than usual lately...

[@Silverin_]

I was constipated, so I took laxatives, had diarrhea for a while, while also still feeling a mass, then a couple days later I noticed the pressure was gone and my poop was becoming firmer. Now it's normal at a nice 3

[@gottfriedhub]

why are u here?

[@namandhopan3107]

I also had the problem of uncomfortable poop but I am over it now , the secret to perfect poop s to drink 5 ,6 bottles of water a day and drink more than half of a bottle before going to poo . I promise it will give perfect results.

[@Sociopedroso]

Who else is watching this while poop?

[@samuelalexander9362]

This is why I like pooping in the woods more than on the throne

[@da808lion5]

POV: you're watching this while you poop

[@scotthoffman7071]

1930: we will have flying vehicles and cities that will touch the heavens. 2021: lets compare our shit

[@victoriadelmar5518]

Sad Truth

[@NoelleH18]

type 1 has me acting like I’m pushing out a baby. like I’m really counting to 10 and taking quick breaks in between.

[@RaghavBabbar]

Imagine that frieghting/scary feeling "when we are in a hurry to poop but someone is already there in washroom"

[@pinochet3317]

I just watched a video of 5 minutes and 47 seconds about poop.

[@ameliawarfield5637]

I get type 7 poop 💩 at times. My doctor suggested taking antidiarrheal meds, and eating bananas. Another remedy is eating cheese. I have to try not to be stressful, because that adds to the problem.

[@sjcflawless]

That may sound like IBS! I’m not doctor but I’ll check for that!

[@ameliawarfield5637]

@@sjcflawless Ouch. You may be right.

[@sjcflawless]

@@ameliawarfield5637 symptoms almost match it. I’ve known someone in your boat. I hope everything works out!

[@ameliawarfield5637]

@@sjcflawless Thank you so much.

[@sjcflawless]

@@ameliawarfield5637 you’re welcome!

[@IsaiahGuerrieri]

Oh my god whoever wrote these lines for this woman to read off of needs to give this woman a medal!😂

[@wisdombro316]

Since the dawn of the time, people knew that squatting was the position to poop. Sadly nowadays even eastern people are using the western toilet.

[@battywattywoo]

The two things I'd most like to know about No. 2: 1. Why do some stools stubbornly resist being flushed away? 2. Do the spiteful, snobbish, superior members of the "All Girls Must Shave" Brigade poop luxury-chocolate?

[@KelechiDaGoat]

Nobody: My KZbin recommendations at 3AM:

[@scruffyedits-oi2nc]

It hurts like hell when your trying to push it out but when it finally comes out it feels like heaven, so I guess it’s worth it lol

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Well, there's another perspective of that same word People Order Our Patties If you want to take the best that, all you need is the Krabby Patty formula

[@abhikshitdas]

Wpoopik?

[@howardty2733]

Meanwhile in spongebob

[@chotisit9328]

Everybody gangsta till someone ends up falling in the toilet

[@tonguepetals]

I don’t understand pooping. I avoid pooping as much as humanly possible. I am an anxious pooper. I can’t even poop in my own bathroom; forget pooping in a public bathroom.

[@alyazeedmohamed7393]

everyone: love is the best feeling in the world science insider: hold my poop

[@kpopobsessed4402]

When the to hard poop comes out is just amazing

[@michellemarie1197]

Am I the only one that likes it when it's super solid and kinda hurts when you push cause it gives the most relief afterward?

[@heby1757]

No I like mines soft and natural

[@PAVAN2146]

It's better to use Indian commodes to stay healthy. Don't take me wrong. This will seriously help.👍 I'm an Indian, I still use WC with no choice since we stay for rental house.

[@priyalalwani3815]

Okay but why am I watching this at 3.06 am and not sleeping.

[@SanguiniCore]

1:50 Thank you for mentioning the word anal multiple times in a sentence. Now i need to go lie down and think about why i'm watching youtube. i'm being sarcastic