How to Talk Australians - Episode 2: ‘GRUB’

[@LordFarm]

Why is the algorithm pushing this now??? I needed this 10 years ago 😂

[@TwoTubesADV]

Yeah weird hey

[@jnx2850]

Same here ay

[@ZaprdicaJelic]

Can't believe haven't seen this b4

[@pamjohnson3937]

Hello again, 3t❤stealth 19th June for Android From my new 2:15

[@ShadowWalker_X]

I know, right?

[@pauliejay4161]

As an Australian I am outraged... ... that it has taken me this long to discover this comedic brilliance.

[@joeldwyer7254]

mate what ya tryin to say... I jus got ere

[@mr-iz8cx]

Bloody oath

[@nuadsilverhand]

Too right.

[@stebbsso]

For real

[@abigaildaws3452]

Who else here is Aussie and absolutely loving this???

[@rabbitskinner]

Abigail Daws me lol

[@scroungasworkshop4663]

Me!

[@vinorob]

C'arn the Pies

[@bobfrye4469]

Lee Winger me😂😂😂

[@J-SH06]

Me

[@Devianto]

I don't think I have ever laughed as hard as when they were all standing around breaking the ice on the grass like it was so some of bloody ritual. Such a down to earth observation and an absolutely hilarious crack at the servo ice bags. May seem small to some, but this was the most honest and true to heart moment. 10/10.

[@sugarnads]

I was crying laughing at that

[@garyspeed8961]

me too, done that a few times :)

[@god19933]

hahahaha that one also hit me :D

[@nsf001-3]

We do this in the US too, since we're descendent from a bunch of loony Brits as well

[@SaadKhan-og9pp]

Didn't exactly got that reference... Would someone elaborate for me

[@YesNoMaybeIDntKnwDoU]

"With a trailer full of meat and a blood alcohol reading of .25, they head home to start the Barbie" 🤣🤣🤣

[@tedburnard841]

YesNoMaybeIDntKnwDoU never seen anyone who can back a trailer while at 0.25! I have enough trouble stone cold sober

[@ruckuslike]

"Which in australian culture, is worse than being called a cu-"

[@liquidsky4628]

Brianne Worth not being called a cunt

[@RED_STAR_89]

Un Australian

[@SWhite-hp5xq]

Haha, you just repeated what they said in the video, haha. 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@tylercobb1608]

Well it depends if you wanna be racist or not? But cunt is my favourite word in the Aussie alphabet

[@neefee4321]

@Hans Moleman LOL, your comment is funnier than the actual video

[@SeanMarsh]

"With a trailer full of meat and a blood alcohol reading of 0.25, they head home to start the barbie" hahaha

[@CosmicStargoat]

I give this comment a 10.0 for accuracy.

[@Kurio71]

Never seen a meat trailer, only meat tray

[@Kurio71]

@Chris Russell Yeah, the former

[@gor4988]

Good ole days 👍 Couple of kids in the back of the wagon or Ute!

[@M1dnightRunner]

Good to see these guys having a laugh over our culture, great sense of humor

[@danstewart6311]

amen brother, part of the aussie way is poking fun at others and you have to appreciate the effort taken to poke fun at you as well...I tip my cap to this series - this is nothing short of hilarious! have watched several times

[@bullseye6969]

Mike Bowman it's good gave us a brake mate.

[@Celevie]

Mike Bowman u guys have shitty culture migrants. Aborigines are real aussie .go nack to europe

[@r.b.4611]

No one here complaining about cultural appropriation? Good!

[@r.b.4611]

^ ehhhh we're not really that successful. In the end multi-racial societies can function just fine but multiCULTURAL? Not really, tensions are rising in Australia just like they are in Europe, we just don't have as many immigrants that have tried to create their own isolated societies within Australia as other countries do. And the ones that are already doing this are coming under tension.

[@Kore_YT]

The lamb-ington, I'm fucking dying

[@RobCummings]

Bloody brilliant!

[@sinkorswim-westernaustralia]

I’d give it a go.

[@barrytschirpig9328]

I once once made lamb-ingtons. Pro tip, cook the lamb first.

[@fknows1]

I'm on the floor PMSL, that is one of the best

[@PhysioAl1]

Bahahaha😂😂

[@Quast]

The dry delivery in the style of a honest documentary, plus the perfect delivery of everyone involved. This was like fine aged comedy wine, nothing rushed, and nothing got pushed here. Great job!

[@JasonsAustraliana]

That is one of the bloody funniest things i have ever seen mate. Australian humour done by Indians perfectly.

[@DeathSquish]

Ironically it's just Indian actors but written by white Australians.

[@JasonsAustraliana]

Interesting Limesquish. The actors did a great job.

[@AUSSIEGIZMO76]

You can tell some of the actors are clearly second or third gen Aussies putting the Indian accent on as they lose the indianness from time to time. Satirical political incorrectness makes me warm and fuzzy. These guys need a TV show!!!

[@strontiumstargazer3124]

It’s shite Jason

[@strontiumstargazer3124]

AUSSIEGIZMO76 Yer that’ll be a hit.

[@Rossalloyd2003]

Our Indian mates are so funny! This is Gold!

[@thesaviour6325]

Ross Lloyd we never fail to give joy to ppl😂

[@SS-hw1ou]

Because of our diversity

[@rustykilt]

Gotta love the Indians...except during Cricket...Come on Aussie!

[@roadie3124]

You should watch Bollywood movies. The funniest and sexiest movies every. The songs and dancing are brilliant too.

[@ozzibyka5356]

@@CRAIG5835 Also the United servo's.👍😀

[@ashukla3349]

I am a proud migrant Australian citizen...I have watched these series so many times now and everytime I crack up laughing...Bloody Good..The script, humour, acting and sattire is just marvelous...Best country in the world

[@MichaelMossmanNZ]

You obviously haven't been to New Zealand then =)

[@Stevo-u2e]

Yep lived in NZ for 6 years. Lovely place...except for the kiwis.

[@JessiOz2k07]

Holy hell. I am an Indian, been living in Australia for 12 years after I met my Aussie gf in Dubai. My Aussie gf showed me this. I found it to be offensive at times but she was rolling over floor the whole through out. Been a part of this culture for over a decade I can see almost everything is correct. Absolutely brilliant.

[@anthonywillis7634]

It’s funny as! We don’t mind roasting other cultures but one thing is for sure, we love when we are the centre of attention 😂

[@nevbillett7554]

Why does an Indian queen living in Aussie 12years have a girl friend

[@andychauhan6544]

@@nevbillett7554 You missed the word "after".

[@rationalnepali9782]

Could be two lesos on the carpet mate.

[@lorrainebarry7184]

I'm not a fan of this video either it makes us Aussies look like idiots i recon they are taking the piss out of us

[@kayzatlas13]

I'm an Indian-Australian and this has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. 😂😂😂

[@ifumadstaymad]

Same here 😭

[@yskwong]

Take the lamb, dip it in chocolate, roll it in coconut ... I was drinking a cup of coffee ... and I had to buy a new monitor to type this comment ...

[@Bossman.official]

Wilson Kwong i choked on a fucking M&M

[@yskwong]

I didn't know Australians loved road kills ... LoL

[@MorganStorey]

Wilson Kwong My only issue is that looked like a bloody nice lamb chop to waste.

[@David_P132]

+Wilson Kwong As long as they're not too old, coupla days at the most.

[@r.jjetskivids5810]

+David P Nahh chuck em in the fridge mate, they'll be right for a few weeks mate

[@djhdonut5873]

As an Australian myself I can state that everything in this video is true.

[@cailinbush3423]

djhDonut I understand

[@Fjohnny]

He is right. Ive been there once last year and evrything they described are totally true.

[@Tim_Shu]

Hahahaha I bet people will actually believe this too

[@nitishsaxena1372]

John Smith that made me happy as an Indian.

[@HowlingCurve]

I'm an Aussie as well and I can say that only about 25% of meat eaten in my house is lamb, most of it is beef and chicken. This video was mildly amusing for such a wrong look at Aussie culture, If you came to my house for a BBQ and burnt the meat like that you would get shot and hung from the tree in the backyard

[@mrcheesesmith]

I am Australian and I find this hilarious. I just cant stop laughing at how not only the aussie culture is being stereotyped but its exaggerated too. And anyone who says this is racist, lighten up this is clearly satire and not meant to be taken even 1% seriously.

[@JETFOURLITRE]

I do things out of spite We Aussies can have a good hard laugh at ourselves. 😂 these vids are awesome

[@AUSSIEGIZMO76]

As is the total misunderstanding from a new Australian’s perspective. One of the piss funniest lot of videos I’ve seen for a while.

[@kingloz36]

it cant be racist even if they wanted to, "australian" isnt a race its a nationality lol but i defo get what you mean

[@NayanJB]

​@@kingloz36 Similar 2 'Indian' which is an extremely diverse nationality not a race as most people outside India seems 2 think so cause of generalization, stereotypes & ignorance.

[@grantjackson7267]

As an Aussie these videos are the funniest I have ever seen. Guarantee start tearing up every time! So hilarious it’s so well done, if ever I need cheering up I just watch any of these. Bloody Beauty.😂😂😂😂

[@colmivers]

"Is worse than calling someone a Cun-" 😂😂😂

[@PrinceRightyI]

Teneneneneeeeeneneneneeee.. *random Bhangra music*

[@discocomputermusic]

I burst out laughing when that happened. I am donating blood as I type, I got some very strange looks

[@Adrian-ey5xp]

Hahaha..funny as

[@christopherconey732]

A Cun ??? Is that how posh people say Can ???

[@BrandonjSlippingAway]

This is bloody hilarious. Top notch banter- you should see the way my old man cooks a barbie; fair dinkum burns the shit out of it.

[@weresmurf]

I'm loving this series so much. A brilliant mirror held up to our society to show stereotypes and misconceptions etc. It's fantastic.

[@MarsofAritia]

"Most Australian still live off the land" The funniest part holy shit

[@jakegargiulo5101]

HAHAHA “Could use some Vegemite”

[@jofuentes8877]

I bloody love this! One of the best things about being an Aussie is that we can full on laugh at ourselves. Great job👍🏻🤣

[@rochellevandyke3593]

I'm from Australia, and good lord this is too funny haha!

[@rustykilt]

If you cant enjoy this...youre not Australian. Like the Irish, the butt of all jokes, we love to laugh and fight...thankyou to our Indian mates for this wonderful documentary....

[@anthonywillis7634]

Rusty Kilt, straight up mate this is funny as! I feel like we make fun of everyone else but it’s good that we get some of the limelight! Good stuff!

[@Drazicist]

The lambington is a classic

[@billyfauna]

Mn8 lol I have never heard of lambington. Lamington yeah sure. I think someone's hanging shit on ya mate. Australian men like 'parmas' or steak like a good t-bone steak or a Porterhouse steak. Lamb rarely. Anyway it's quite funny

[@dineshsivakumar6294]

Billy Fauna whooosh

[@solatiumz]

His boomerang came back lol

[@asl3151]

Is that true... Is there such a dish?

[@solatiumz]

Nope, hence we were taking the piss out of Billy.

[@AussiePocky]

This is the BEST bloody satire I've ever seen about my beloved Australia. GREAT job guys and I hope we can see more in this series: "How to talk Australians" LOL!

[@---oj1zj]

"All stand round dropping bags of ice on the cement" these guys are on point.

[@rustykilt]

The accuracy of the portrayal is spot on.... I find it easier to drop the bags from the balcony...

[@blobfishking9143]

This is some of the funniest stuff I’ve seen for a long time. Beauty Mate 👍

[@laustinspeiss]

* typo... Bewdy

[@excelephant]

This is solid GOLD! :D Some of the funniest shit I've seen on KZbin. I'm a full Aussie whitey and I reckon if anyone gets offended by this they should get a rat up 'em. Also, this video should be part of the citizenship test. Anybody who wants to move here should be shown this video, if they laugh their tits off, they're in - if they get offended they should be publicly dacked, denied citizenship and deported to America where hypersensitivity over racial humor is smiled upon. Thanks, you blokes for the best laugh I've had in ages, I particularly love the Lambington recipe - I nearly spat my beer out! :D

[@whosyourdaddy842]

Ha ha, bush oysters, classic. But you can tell it's fake, they can't reverse trailers. Ha ha ha.

[@falconheight1526]

Its funny because these steriotypes arent even true XD

[@jay_hot]

When you said they should be dacked I fucking lost it.

[@Gumardee_coins_and_banknotes]

excelephant Bloody oath, but they are still drongos.

[@0p3r8r]

excelephant haha Fucken oath mate, I want to meet these blokes for a coupla beers. Dont think Ive laughed so hard at something on youtube. LOVE your Jimmy Grant test.

[@RubbishInRubbishOut]

Episode 1 was great ... hopefully it keeps up like this .. as an Indian Australian I'm finding this highly amusing!

[@billbill3890]

The snags are ready when you can write with them.

[@MrTerrymiff]

I cracked a rib the other day putting a new starter in the Troopy (long story). Your comment really hurt me. Well done.

[@philgray1023]

You stole my recipe. All the blokes at Bunnings are my witness!

[@christopherconey732]

or when you can blacken your face with them - whichever happens first :)

[@robrath31]

This took me way too long to discover, it's bloody hilarious! Top job to the creators, well done, really!

[@51WCDodge]

This has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. No prejudice involved, everyone gets the mick take out of them.

[@888pil]

"the woman of the house, or 'sheila'' hahaha

[@TheFriarHenderson]

OMG stop it, I haven't laughed that hard for a long time.......I'm in pain...........One thing we Aussies are good at and that is taking the piss out of ourselves, and the kiwis, poms, yanks, frogs, oh bugger it everyone really :-)

[@rustykilt]

You said it... keep the laughs coming..

[@lisaoflynn1]

This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. I am full Aussie and I absolutely love it!!

[@lakshayrattan4454]

So happy you aren't crying over this, it's comedy for gods sake.

[@lisaoflynn1]

Exactly!! We all have things about our cultures that are different and interesting and often amusing. There are way more serious things to be upset about in the world than having a bit of laugh at ourselves. Thank you for making me laugh.

[@SubSIL3NTPodcast]

3:30 that dude was on big brother australia lololol wtf

[@lakshayrattan4454]

Not the same for Indians tho, if anything wrong has been said about them, the get so angry, I get annoyed when people are insulting Russell peters in the comment section, he's a comedian, you should be able to step aside and look at the joke and get where it came from, even tho it's a little cruel, it's FOR HUMOUR.

[@lakshayrattan4454]

Ya, he's great at telling stories in a comedic way.

[@kevino601]

This is hilarious, good to see the Aussies are having a laugh about it...

[@rickokain3853]

These are by far the best videos on the internet.

[@bluejhaygrl]

As an Aussie I give you 2 thumbs up, hilarious :)

[@zoehanji2252]

This is amazing!! As an Australian, I find this AWESOME!! Keep up the massive work! I'm sharing the shit outta these!! :)

[@Jesse-B]

"Could use some vegemite" pisser that made my day, you blokes are fair dinkum.

[@neenekinskins6241]

This is right up there with Russell Coight!!!! Needs to be televised. Just so bloody funny.

[@7star7storm7]

This is gold 🤣 The wombat with its legs in the air 😂😂😂 I pass one or two like that every day

[@TomMarvan]

Could use some Vegemite BAHHHAAHAHA!

[@keekwai2]

Fuck off

[@kundetjenesten]

Hahaha, that made me literally rofl! 🤣🤣

[@David-mc9vu]

No vegemite, just a lambington.

[@davidphillips8416]

@@David-mc9vu you,ve got to include vegemite.

[@TheJackCahill]

Love how all the bogans are getting confused and offended

[@chrisstrutt4964]

It's almost as hilarious as the videos themselves. F*ckin' gold!

[@homozygote992]

Give them a break, it must be confusing to learn that there are other countries out there.

[@hardrider5905]

Chris Strutt Rofl, i just posted that same comment back where i was linked to these vids, how's ol mate 420quickscopz on the first vid, did a good job winding up heaps of ppl.

[@libertyordeaf]

Yeah it's great. I post these on my Facebook just to stir up my bogan in-laws. They piss themselves laughing at Kevin Bloody Wilson impersonating Aboriginals, or Greg Ritchie doing Mahatma Cote, but scream blue murder when the boot is on the other foot.

[@NitroCorn]

What is a bogan?

[@Inconvenientruths]

This is just so good, ya cant get more Aussie than this, it is just fantastic!!!!!

[@garysmith4656]

This is a bloody scream mate. Love the lambingtons. Had me laughing from go to woah. Keep them coming. You'll find most of us Aussies can have a laugh at ourselves.

[@robertferraro236]

Brilliant. This couldn't be any funnier!

[@phelixjmech8523]

I'm Aussie and this is hilarious!!!! You guys are awesome I'm gunna share with all my mates 😀😀😀🇦🇺

[@hustla8907]

what's the difference between Australia and yoghurt...given time, yoghurt will grow a culture.....

[@rabbitskinner]

hustla8907 oh that is brilliant

[@skariathoppil6252]

Orrin - hahahahaha

[@dariusrana8487]

😂

[@R0hi]

Funny as hell

[@oneofakind5668]

We have a bloody good culture its just fuck wits like you who ruin it for all..

[@timweatherill3738]

"You girl's blouse" ~ Fell about laughing.

[@cincin4515]

That's the funniest thing I've watched in years. Indian Aussies doing bogun better than a real bogun. Luv the holden meat collection and the return of the grill. Gold!

[@dangermus74]

Thank you. I haven’t laughed so hard at a KZbin video before. This is bloody brilliant.

[@petefromoz7053]

Rat coffins also as meat pies nearly killed me from laughing so hard.

[@kxldv]

I am an Aussie and I really enjoy these they are absolutely hilarious! Also I have mad fun doing the Indian accent, my Indian name is Ramash

[@noelf3127]

4yrs on and this still delivers the LOLZ

[@cr4zyu]

Love you guys. It's still working. Too funny. Cheers from Sydney, AU.

[@mirriulahwaterdog]

Struth mate this is bloody priceless. Goodonya fellas

[@stanibol]

I haven't laughed so hard in ages, lamb-ing-tons, love it! Didn't see that one coming.

[@AussieMAG]

As an Auusie i am greatly offended. How can it take 6 years for youtube to recommend this gold to me 😂

[@flipatyfloop4504]

As an Australian I endorse this video as being farken funny.

[@warrencraig6948]

Brilliant humour. Never thought I’d hear rubidy dub again because its been years since I’ve heard it

[@MrMightyZ]

As an actual Australian I can tell you that this video is the only guide you’ll ever need to Australia. Seriously though, this was almost the 80s verbatim.

[@2pro4u2c]

"Lambingtons" had me in tears! Hahahah

[@winu1981]

KZbin recommended me this video after 5 years of its release 😂😂😂

[@SeemoreBu88z]

OMG they so need to air these on "Free2Air" throughout Australia Day.

[@rustykilt]

YES... and on the ABC....

[@IOUaUsername]

I can't remember what show, but this IS from an ABC sketch comedy show. I don't think it was Black Comedy but one like it.

[@MoosesValley]

I'm an Aussie and that was hilarious. Pure genius. Encore ! More !

[@harleydavo1099]

Aussie here. Australia day this weekend, and this is exactly what we are ging to do. Lamb chops and snags on the barbie, salad optional sauce mandatory. I almost forgot the lamingtons, but we have got a pavlova . A deeply insightful look at aussie culture.

[@paulmustard2567]

This is ultimate respect.....you can see the glint in their eye as they are doing it.. thank you for the "piss take" ( it would only work with type of loving irreverence).. Loved every moment of it!! ( We have the Border-Gavasker at the moment..so please keep it up!! )

[@deleteduserfindanother.]

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[@OneUpdateataTime]

The comments are so full of people complaining that they got facts wrong. Nah mate. This is 100% pure authentic and you're a bloody tosser if you think otherwise. It's spot on.

[@TheMicturation]

an old friend of mine actually tore planks of backyard fence off to start the bbq at his house in 1992 for the AFL GF...his neighbour was chinese and didnt say a thing...true story...this same friend took a short cut to my house one day via my next door neighbours nature strip,running down a newly planted 4ft tree in the process in his ford XD....looking back some 30 yrs now i think he may of had a few problems...lol...

[@zombiemeg]

The Lambington had me howling with laughter!

[@elizabethdennis6483]

The Lambington 😂😂😂😂 I love it. Golden comedy

[@JamieTotal]

I was amused by the barbie.... but lost it when, with a completely straight face, she grabbed the lamb and dipped it in the chocolate. Fuckin' gold mate.

[@scottcarr3264]

That was f***ing funny, I liked the "Lambington".

[@David_P132]

EH Holden station wagon !

[@johnbravo7542]

Love the EH station wagon

[@rustykilt]

...A true Aussie Icon...

[@genelakenetau]

I remember our EH wagon boiling it’s arse off on the Hay Plains - mid January. My father removing the radiator cap with a stick so as not to get his head blown off. It flew into the air like the space shuttle launching and I had to go find it in a paddock when it came back down to earth. They don’t make em like that any more! A true Aussie Icon. Laughed my arse off with this video.

[@Ally-13]

Watching this on boxing day 2024, l haven't laughed this much in a long time. This is brilliant😂

[@keithmyles7086]

This series is created by geniuses! The funniest stuff I've seen in years. I have a headache from laughing so hard 😆👏👏👏

[@LucyInNightmares1]

HAHAHAHHAH Omfg I lost it at the Lamb-ington. This is so funny.

[@johnvdmeer745]

Hahahhahaha yeah metoo

[@funkdahmental]

this is fking gold.i dnt normally watch a video series on youtube but this one takes the cake

[@deleteduserfindanother.]

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[@AlexMotteeMusic]

A parody web series about an Indian call centre training college learning to converse with Australians. From director Tony Rogers (Wilfred) and writer Rob Hibbert, (Images You Should Not Masturbate To) comes How to Talk Australians, a comedy web series set in an Indian call centre training college. Presented in the format of an elaborate educational video, the series delivers a satirical take on the Australian way of life. An assembly of Indian teachers dissect our national identity, as they perform re-enactments, conduct lectures in linguistics, and attempt impersonations of famous Australians. Mining the depths of every aspect of the Australian stereotype, the 8-part series presents us with a unique outsider’s perspective, and asks us to visit that most Australian trait: to laugh at ourselves.

[@ItalianJosie]

The lambington... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 My goodness, as an Aussie I completely approve! How bloody funny!!!

[@ayl18]

How does this have only 2 million views? As a chiko roll eater, fellas, this is comedy gold.

[@Skymaxy]

I'm from a white immigrant family that came here 150 years ago and if it wasn't for the latest immigrants we would still be eating burnt lamb.

[@zoeh9366]

Skymax fuck off

[@flaminmongrel6955]

hahahah

[@brettpacker2779]

fuck all wrong with burnt lamb

[@sineadcampbell5147]

I don't think that's got anything to do with it mate, clearly your family are just shit cooks lol. 🤣

[@haroldellis9721]

I haven't laughed this hard since I heard Elmo say, "Elmo knows where you live." As the muppets chased down Homer for reneging on his PBS pledge.

[@MrSamo001]

Lol the lambington was the best. Every Aussie grew up on lambingtons

[@rowancoggins9638]

You guys are absolutely brilliant.... stunningly funny. I havent laughed that much in bloody forever.

[@peterolsen9131]

"would you stop lookin' at me tits len" gold! as is most of the other episodes, but ep 7 , with the ak was near fatal humor, hats off , near killed me! i couldnt breathe

[@jasonsanders3397]

Awesome fun, love the EH Station Wagon, it's all true...

[@ZombieBrainism]

could use some vegemite, hahahaha that was gold..

[@harshithhitman9924]

What does it mean?

[@GreenChile-v5m]

This is a friggin riot. Thank you many times.

[@deniselackmann3104]

The Lambingtons totally cracked me up. What a fantastic hilarious video and typical Ozzie humor.. My daughter and I had to drag kangaroo road kill back to our property to feed the dogs and when cutting them up we had to take turns in spewing but must admit we are not typical Ozzie girls.

[@danielwatson1699]

Blood alcohol reading of .25 is standard before attempting cooking on any BBQ 🤣

[@smason1961]

As far as I'm concerned, You Blokes are fair dinkum Aussies. Good on ya, fellows

[@stainsbflowin]

Don't burn the fence palings ya drongo they treat that with copper arsenic. Just borrow some sticks from your neighbours yard.

[@deleteduserfindanother.]

hhhhb

[@peterbryan3295]

You fella's have got it spot on.well done cobber.

[@bxyw]

Fuck how am I only finding this now! Absolutely lost it when they were braking up the ice bags

[@TheChunder3]

How funny is this! Comedy gold!