How to Talk to Your Racist MAGA Uncle This Thanksgiving

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The Babylon Bee

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@Crazy-Chicken-Media
@Crazy-Chicken-Media 24 күн бұрын
I sent this to my sister and she blocked me on Facebook...
@joepro66
@joepro66 23 күн бұрын
😢
@foilerea4170
@foilerea4170 23 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@laurencetitusoates6328
@laurencetitusoates6328 23 күн бұрын
Job done !
@TruthKeepersOfficialHD2
@TruthKeepersOfficialHD2 23 күн бұрын
Well, happy Thanksgiving!! Make sure to greet her extra enthusiastically when you see her
@dadofducks
@dadofducks 23 күн бұрын
LMAO. I feel your pain!
@dms79
@dms79 24 күн бұрын
"Far-right tactics such as facts" 🤣
@sthubbins4038
@sthubbins4038 24 күн бұрын
Fact: Donald Trump is a convicted felon
@dcpunisher4781
@dcpunisher4781 24 күн бұрын
Joe Biden: "Truth......is better than facts."
@randombsgo4367
@randombsgo4367 24 күн бұрын
@@sthubbins4038 wasn't convicted
@CoolPapaJMagik
@CoolPapaJMagik 24 күн бұрын
“Far right” is also an antiwhite slur
@semineil
@semineil 24 күн бұрын
​@@randombsgo4367That guy still has the nerve to comment here?? 😅
@luckysniper1659
@luckysniper1659 24 күн бұрын
Tell them they are uneducated and remind them that you have a degree in Art History.
@jacklaker1939
@jacklaker1939 24 күн бұрын
I have a degree in engineering actually. I also think most Trump supporters are either stupid or they have negative intentions
@Adelina-293
@Adelina-293 24 күн бұрын
Watch out for those who fail the art school exam, this led to certain "events".
@HisWordisLife4U
@HisWordisLife4U 24 күн бұрын
Or Women's Studies.
@AZVIDS
@AZVIDS 24 күн бұрын
Or Transgender studies😂😅😂
@spiritmatter1553
@spiritmatter1553 24 күн бұрын
Hey, Art History is an actual thing. If you want a garbage degree, try anything ending in Studies, such as Gender Studies.
@CrypticCharm
@CrypticCharm 22 күн бұрын
the fact she ripped up a book by Thomas Sowell, an awesome writer who is African American is just genius
@DarlinAkaDarlene
@DarlinAkaDarlene 21 күн бұрын
Noticed that. The man still tells hard truths!
@Viemexis
@Viemexis 21 күн бұрын
Want to read a Harvard-educated economist who's a black guy from Harlem? Leftist: Great! He's mildly conservative though. Leftist: Burn the heretic!
@venga3
@venga3 21 күн бұрын
"Genius". It's a good joke, it's fine, calm down. Increase your vocabulary.
@brennoeustace647
@brennoeustace647 20 күн бұрын
Haka dance
@citizencyx4012
@citizencyx4012 19 күн бұрын
​@@venga3He means it's genius because in her quest to preach the virtues of DEI and inclusionary BS to her family....she rips apart a book written by a black guy.....the irony would be missed by a lot of individuals who may not know who Sowell is so it's like a hidden gem of a joke....
@nobodyspecial9262
@nobodyspecial9262 24 күн бұрын
Don't forget to post your temper tantrum on line so the rest of us can have a good laugh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@teresahiggs4896
@teresahiggs4896 24 күн бұрын
Yes! You have to have that phone in your hand video recording or better still, live streaming and you are screaming at your family , just having a meltdown, and all the people on yoir live stream are encouraging you , using all,the current buzz words …. And the police and ambulance are called ….. “ It’s another case of TDS. The psych ward is full of them , if it continues, I don’t know where they are gonna put them all “ They could do a video like one of those drug advertisements…..they say there is no cure for TDS , it can only be managed, ask your doctors if “orange man vanish” is the right medication for you. Oh my gosh! …..I have a million ideas how they could do a video about how a Trump supporting family deals with their extreme Left Woke family members coming home for Thanksgiving!
@TrangNguyen-vc3yk
@TrangNguyen-vc3yk 24 күн бұрын
I wouldn’t waste my time watching 🤣🤣🤣
@Footbal_supremacy
@Footbal_supremacy 24 күн бұрын
😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@boat1448
@boat1448 23 күн бұрын
​@TrangNguyen-vc3yk well my wonderful DEI government job is pretty boring so I need something to watch. Btw thank you for your hard earn tax dollars going to my pocket.
@UltraMAGAMan45
@UltraMAGAMan45 23 күн бұрын
I put a security cam in the dinning room. I'm good to go.
@e.m.8094
@e.m.8094 24 күн бұрын
This video is OBVIOUSLY a joke, I mean she didn't even have purple hair or a mask.
@michaelphillips7750
@michaelphillips7750 24 күн бұрын
Or a face piercing.
@PaintdropArrow
@PaintdropArrow 24 күн бұрын
Tramp stamp?
@belle6219
@belle6219 24 күн бұрын
No nose ring!?
@UjiJamalh
@UjiJamalh 24 күн бұрын
Well they/them (NOT SHE) should be bald with 20 piercings and 2 tatooes on each side of their face to make more realistic 🤲
@denniscrannie1126
@denniscrannie1126 24 күн бұрын
Or a shaved head.😁😁😁😆
@cjohn7609
@cjohn7609 24 күн бұрын
Unfortunately... I have family members that wouldn't recognize this as satire.
@LiteralReality-v1o
@LiteralReality-v1o 24 күн бұрын
You have my condolences, random internet person😔
@josephg.3370
@josephg.3370 24 күн бұрын
😂😢
@stephenhensley7004
@stephenhensley7004 24 күн бұрын
Well....Have a Happy Thanksgiving in spite of them and/or to spite them.
@naturesforce4299
@naturesforce4299 24 күн бұрын
You might have to un-family them...
@sarahcashburger1560
@sarahcashburger1560 24 күн бұрын
Fortunately, I'm sure they don't celebrate Thanksgiving anyway
@markthompson7503
@markthompson7503 22 күн бұрын
I posted this on Facebook. I went strangely from 2,024 friends to 1,776 friends.
@alantasman8273
@alantasman8273 20 күн бұрын
Year of Independence..good omen.
@dudeguybro
@dudeguybro 19 күн бұрын
No one actually has that many friends. I'm sorry.
@epicgamescene9273
@epicgamescene9273 18 күн бұрын
@@dudeguybroumm you can, not real life friends, usually community friends like hobbies or if one of your post went viral accidentally, happened to me
@dudeguybro
@dudeguybro 18 күн бұрын
@@epicgamescene9273 I know it makes you feel better to have connections that you genuinely don't know.
@stephanier1000
@stephanier1000 18 күн бұрын
🫡
@johghurt9863
@johghurt9863 24 күн бұрын
Bolster your ranks by becoming they / them. Strength in numbers!
@patriciamathews5975
@patriciamathews5975 24 күн бұрын
Lol 😂
@Ima9ineBreak3r
@Ima9ineBreak3r 24 күн бұрын
I'm pretty sure such unparalleled psychological warfare is against the Geneva Convention, somehow.
@jonadabtheunsightly
@jonadabtheunsightly 24 күн бұрын
We prefer to be we / us,
@HelloKitty-jz5gm
@HelloKitty-jz5gm 24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kellydavid772
@kellydavid772 24 күн бұрын
Use the pronouns legion/myriads so that you're the majority.
@InfernoFilms53
@InfernoFilms53 24 күн бұрын
Talk about your latest abortion and then act appalled when they don't praise you for your strength
@Hayley777-e9y
@Hayley777-e9y 24 күн бұрын
🤣
@dandare9055
@dandare9055 24 күн бұрын
That moment when in response Your mom tells You she wishes it was that easy back in her time and You are her only child~
@d.d.mac.3773
@d.d.mac.3773 24 күн бұрын
@@dandare9055 LOL!
@RawKnitter
@RawKnitter 24 күн бұрын
@@dandare9055😬
@teresasnamesake4784
@teresasnamesake4784 24 күн бұрын
​@@dandare9055I'm glad it wasn't so easy for your Mom back in her day . I'm glad you're here.
@andyubel3995
@andyubel3995 24 күн бұрын
Here's an idea: Refuse your MAGAt parent's payments for your college tuition and get a job to pay for it yourself.
@MS-ns2pj
@MS-ns2pj 24 күн бұрын
It’s been my experience that only the criminally minded will attempt to dehumanize the people they hate.
@JBonhamsGhost
@JBonhamsGhost 24 күн бұрын
🧛‍♂️✝️
@SalvableRuin
@SalvableRuin 24 күн бұрын
Parents'*
@BornAgain223
@BornAgain223 24 күн бұрын
eww, pay for your own education, instead of having someone else do it for you? that's so capitalistic.
@sayan-4971
@sayan-4971 24 күн бұрын
Then convert to maga cause u see how effed the economy is
@dairoleon2682
@dairoleon2682 18 күн бұрын
The fact that the "racist uncle" handed the woman a book on basic economics written by a black man is brilliant.
@bryanbest5113
@bryanbest5113 24 күн бұрын
During the argument remind them that you are from a middle class family and are unburdened by what has been. Works every time....oh wait.
@brianreeves8812
@brianreeves8812 23 күн бұрын
😂
@living4ever
@living4ever 23 күн бұрын
And be sure to tell them, "To see the moment in time in which we exist in our present, and to be able to contextualize it, to understand where we exist, in the history and in the moment, as it relates, not only in the moment, but in the future. I want to bring up the significance of the passage of time. So, when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time in terms of what we need to do....." Family member interrupts, "Dessert anyone?"
@serenitygilles7064
@serenitygilles7064 23 күн бұрын
lmao
@renacole7166
@renacole7166 23 күн бұрын
Great just great!
@misterz2719
@misterz2719 23 күн бұрын
She is unburdened in Hawaii at this time, aloha to what has been.
@theologicaldarkweb2695
@theologicaldarkweb2695 23 күн бұрын
"When it comes to social issues we can't let facts and data cloud our judgement." (Actual quote from the HR manager at my job in LA)
@MadsterV
@MadsterV 22 күн бұрын
truly unburdened from what has been
@Cloud-bs2kn
@Cloud-bs2kn 22 күн бұрын
Start talking about right wing conspiracy theories and see how fast facts and data become important
@theologicaldarkweb2695
@theologicaldarkweb2695 22 күн бұрын
@@Cloud-bs2kn If your talking about the practice of condemning conservatives for their conspiracies, unabashed lies seems to be the approach. "Trump speaks in front of excited crowds... JUST LIKE HITLER! HE SAID WHITE SUPREMACISTS WERE FINE PEOPLE!"
@billwatkins8227
@billwatkins8227 22 күн бұрын
@@theologicaldarkweb2695 heaven help us
@theologicaldarkweb2695
@theologicaldarkweb2695 22 күн бұрын
@@MadsterV I'm so glad the conservatives won the culture war. The next time someone asks me my pronouns I'll just tell him I'm deeply offended by all the reflexive ones. Then I'll listen carefully and call him a racist if I hear "himself," "themselves" etc.
@kauboy9816
@kauboy9816 24 күн бұрын
Thomas Sowell is like kryptonite to a leftist.
@Xanthrochroid
@Xanthrochroid 24 күн бұрын
How to get them to read him though? Legit question
@bunsonhoneydew9099
@bunsonhoneydew9099 24 күн бұрын
@@Xanthrochroid Tell them they are racist for not reading something written by a black man
@robs4517
@robs4517 24 күн бұрын
Leftists consider Thomas Sowell a sell-out
@lmnatez5099
@lmnatez5099 24 күн бұрын
Liberals treat him like a vampire treats garlic and silver.
@johnnykidblue
@johnnykidblue 24 күн бұрын
George Bush hates…I mean Thomas Sowell hates bla…
@Frankincensedjb123
@Frankincensedjb123 22 күн бұрын
As a racist uncle myself, I appreciate the primer for my family. Wonderful Thanksgiving to all.
@acorn-yy1gi
@acorn-yy1gi 22 күн бұрын
"Racist" uncles are the ones you can learn useful things from; whereas your liberal uncle is bereft of wisdom.
@nirorit
@nirorit 21 күн бұрын
My racist grandparents (not even kidding they can sometimes cross the line) are full of wisdom and I hold nothing but respect for them. I think whatever you love or respect your family or not shouldn’t be affected by political views. Family for family.
@barronvonpitbull4544
@barronvonpitbull4544 21 күн бұрын
Have fun!😂
@manchu6005
@manchu6005 21 күн бұрын
Same to you, Brother!🇺🇸⚔️🇬🇪
@TheSwissChalet
@TheSwissChalet 21 күн бұрын
@@nirorit there’s no “the line”. They sometimes cross YOUR line. They have their own line…everyone does. You don’t get to decide where anyone’s else’s line is, and whether or not is has been crossed, except your own.
@kevinleclair895
@kevinleclair895 24 күн бұрын
He forgot to tell them not to try to defend your own argument, but to go on the offensive by attacking the individual
@jonhaddican268
@jonhaddican268 24 күн бұрын
Facts
@patriciamathews5975
@patriciamathews5975 24 күн бұрын
That'll show 'em. 💪
@HisWordisLife4U
@HisWordisLife4U 24 күн бұрын
Ah yes. Personal character assassination deflection.
@Xanthrochroid
@Xanthrochroid 24 күн бұрын
Ad homina for the win!
@JohnSmithEx
@JohnSmithEx 24 күн бұрын
Yea. Nothing like throwing a good old ad hominem from a high moral ground, to win the argument and prove the superiority of your virtue.
@JoJo-oo7zt
@JoJo-oo7zt 24 күн бұрын
The first racist person I have ever met, was liberal.
@andyvega5584
@andyvega5584 23 күн бұрын
@@JoJo-oo7zt Malcolm X pointed it out in the 60s
@dvg4104
@dvg4104 22 күн бұрын
Just goes to show that liberals can be right on some things.
@jaym1244
@jaym1244 22 күн бұрын
Same, the last one too. Oh, and all in between as well.
@HLStrickland
@HLStrickland 22 күн бұрын
I found out last night at work that a liberal person was WHOA racist. He has no clue. I laughed.
@gary-pietz4147
@gary-pietz4147 22 күн бұрын
I'm 68 years old in my experience I have found that liberals have a tendency to be more racist than conservatives and many cases you don't want to turn back on them because there comes a knife
@STEM-Travel
@STEM-Travel 24 күн бұрын
"Far-right tactics, such as facts and logic." Absolutely correct. 👍
@petermarshall7352
@petermarshall7352 22 күн бұрын
Far right and facts? Isn’t that an oxymoron?
@SzYmOn-zf4ws
@SzYmOn-zf4ws 22 күн бұрын
@@petermarshall7352Are you one of those girls in this video?
@petermarshall7352
@petermarshall7352 21 күн бұрын
@ Nope, no idiots are allowed in my house; hence, no MAGA, no racists, or gay uncles like you.
@Keefer24
@Keefer24 21 күн бұрын
@@petermarshall7352What’s a women ?
@christinaw9596
@christinaw9596 21 күн бұрын
@@petermarshall7352look who learned a new word today! Although you meant to say “far left and facts”, the difference is big!
@whisperingpinup3585
@whisperingpinup3585 22 күн бұрын
Well done, thank you to the writers and actors. It's what SNL could be if they were not Communists/Manhattanites.
@oliverwilhelm6171
@oliverwilhelm6171 24 күн бұрын
Remember: Every alienated family member saves you money - Christmas is coming up and everyone struck off the list is cash in your pocket!
@californiadreamer2580
@californiadreamer2580 24 күн бұрын
Yeah, can even save on lump coal too! Win -win!
@Tankeryanker339
@Tankeryanker339 24 күн бұрын
Yup
@Vecchio_Rhosod85
@Vecchio_Rhosod85 24 күн бұрын
Sounds like my spoiled, far-left, fat-accepting little sister! My family hasn't spoken to her since Christmas 2022, and our lives suddenly became peaceful!
@CosmicAggressor
@CosmicAggressor 24 күн бұрын
Actually we have been doing a sort of low cost pick your own gift from a box of random stuff christmas for about 4 years now and that has worked pretty well.
@Tides_Hi
@Tides_Hi 24 күн бұрын
I’m screwed. No wacko libtards in the family.
@zacharyhoskins1184
@zacharyhoskins1184 24 күн бұрын
A hint to those of you who view this video unironically. Your "racist uncle" is well aware of how you feel about him. You aren't subtle, he knows everything you may have to say on the topic and the conversation will not go the way you want it to go.
@erikfritts8240
@erikfritts8240 24 күн бұрын
I’m the uncle 😂😂😂they just say hi eat my food and leave
@jackquillman7680
@jackquillman7680 24 күн бұрын
@@erikfritts8240 And go home to the safe side of town.
@dadatheartist-pt4th
@dadatheartist-pt4th 24 күн бұрын
* Meteorite * Safe space is not safe, space is very dangerous - a leftist (Ps ) I'm an actual leftist
@LifesGuardian
@LifesGuardian 24 күн бұрын
@@jackquillman7680 Which, ironically, has a much higher crime rate than where Uncle lives.
@Andre_Thomasson
@Andre_Thomasson 24 күн бұрын
@@LifesGuardian I think he means the uncle goes home to the safe side of town
@racuna
@racuna 24 күн бұрын
Food fights works everytime, until you run out of food. Like in Venezuela, or Cuba, or North Korea
@TheFredmac
@TheFredmac 24 күн бұрын
😂
@elizabethl6187
@elizabethl6187 24 күн бұрын
Then you can throw zoo animals?
@mrsamaritan6881
@mrsamaritan6881 24 күн бұрын
Underrated comment.
@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469
@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469 24 күн бұрын
By the looks of the supreme leader, they're not running out of food.
@Proteus41
@Proteus41 24 күн бұрын
@@casualweekday-ytshadowbang2469they are but he is not
@porflepopnecker4376
@porflepopnecker4376 22 күн бұрын
I'm so glad my family are all pretty much on the same side of the fence. It makes Thanksgiving and Christmas a pleasure like they're meant to be.
@aqdrobert
@aqdrobert 19 күн бұрын
At my Thanksgiving radio club meeting, we agreed politics exist. Food was great.
@mikect500
@mikect500 24 күн бұрын
Thank you for using Thomas Sowell's book!
@RawKnitter
@RawKnitter 24 күн бұрын
Facts! 👍🏻
@Adelina-293
@Adelina-293 24 күн бұрын
That gets the video an automatic like.
@samuelhowie4543
@samuelhowie4543 24 күн бұрын
Could've also given them Black Rednecks and White Liberals.
@andyvega5584
@andyvega5584 24 күн бұрын
A real American treasure that should be taught in public school. I know too much common sense
@andyvega5584
@andyvega5584 24 күн бұрын
A real American treasure that should be taught in public school. I know too much common sense
@teresarudolph1256
@teresarudolph1256 24 күн бұрын
And when all else fails, start sobbing hysterically about how scared you are about all of your rights being taken away. And when your relatives ask you to please stop crying and just listen to them, scream, "I'm not crying! You're crying!!!" That should show them who the *real* adults in the room are.
@JohnathanCompton
@JohnathanCompton 24 күн бұрын
Then move to another country like Australia, where you will have a worse job and rights!
@razor6552
@razor6552 22 күн бұрын
😂😆😁😁 "I'm not crying. YOU'RE cryin!" Like the line from The Monkees TV show - "My feet aren't on backwards, Yours are." -Space alien with backwards feet
@differentman1878
@differentman1878 24 күн бұрын
I spoke to a relative who happened to be a liberal. She went nutttts when I suggested an alternative (conservative)point of view. I then explained her point of view, how i wasnt trying to knock it how it was valid from a certain perspective and said that i have no problem with ppl feeling the way that she does. and then added that "however, i dont share that opinion". She said " i know what youre doing. Youre trying to agree to disagree and I dont believe in that" After that I just stopped talking to her. Its clear we werent having a conversation. She was just trying to bully her opinion onto me.
@Orcinus1967
@Orcinus1967 23 күн бұрын
"I can't believe you don't want to be on the right side of history." There is nothing wrong with neutering teenagers before they reach the age of consent because of social contagion. "Would you like a dead child or a trans child?" I've been shamed by females too. People who have been important in my life in the past. The dopamine hit from the righteousness outweighs any logical argument. The rest were too afraid to be ostracized by their friends, or lose their jobs to speak up. But they voted for Trump, and did not advertise that to their friends and employers. Fortunately, enough voted for Trump, or didn't vote at all. The numbers did close up after all the votes were counted however. A difference of only 2,492,468 popular votes. In 2022, there were 161.42 million people registered to vote in the United States. Roughly 244 million Americans were eligible to vote in 2024. Caveat: eligible vs registered. 151,229,712 votes were counted for president in 2024. Not including what swung the republicans way, or what areas swung for trump, by the numbers I don't call feel like a difference of less than 2.5 million votes is a huge landslide, out of 151,229,712 votes. They threw everything at the Latino immigrants. Free healthcare, housing, and food. Luckily the Latino citizen immigrants who were eligible to vote, did not take the bait. They are still largely Catholic, so abortion, transgenderism, and socialism did not appeal to them. Don't get me wrong, it WAS a huge reversal. But there are still many brainwashed lefties out there. It's going to take work to deprogram them, and debunk the lies and statistical falsehoods they continue to spread. CRT continues to be a widely accepted theory, for instance.
@stevecarey2030
@stevecarey2030 23 күн бұрын
I'm a conservative that lives in the Bay Area, including many years in San Francisco itself. I never talk politics with a liberal, ever. It's a complete waste of breath. When politics comes up I roll my eyes and then change the subject as soon as possible. It works great. Even in super lib country,, there really aren't many that insist on talking politics. Maybe 1% at most. Those types I just stay away from.
@Brpwndood
@Brpwndood 23 күн бұрын
it goes circular
@dimpsthealien333
@dimpsthealien333 22 күн бұрын
Oh my! They have serious mental health issues unfortunately.
@rodiusmaximus
@rodiusmaximus 22 күн бұрын
@@stevecarey2030 That's good advice, and generally the reason men typically talk sports and women gossip or talk about clothes.
@levvayner4509
@levvayner4509 20 күн бұрын
I would add that it is imperarive to call them bigoted misogynistic racists. You dont even have to know what those words mean, it just proves your point instantly.
@Freddie7191
@Freddie7191 24 күн бұрын
I always remind my family I was born in a middle class family in case they forgot.
@jokker73
@jokker73 23 күн бұрын
Remember feelings outweigh facts and the person yelling the loudest is always right.
@datroof2262
@datroof2262 22 күн бұрын
Wait just... a goddamn minute. Why...are you purposefully leaving out the victim hierarchy? Won't anyone PLEASE think of the victim hierarchy? **cries**
@MichaelWayne64
@MichaelWayne64 21 күн бұрын
I am reminded of Hillary saying once, “When the facts are not on your side, yell louder and hammer on the podium.”
@Klondike877
@Klondike877 20 күн бұрын
Well except if your family is leftist and you are the only one to see clear and have to shake their spirit to awake their non sense... I end up wining arguments because raising tone also works, to ''shake'' ppl little bubbles.
@NightmareRex6
@NightmareRex6 19 күн бұрын
remind them what kamalla loves to do to potheads they dont care about what she is besides FOR abortion, but maby if they learn precius kamalla smokes pot and keeps herself free but locks potheads for MAX sentance!
@ctimage1426
@ctimage1426 23 күн бұрын
Going to my daughter's house for Thanksgiving. They keep giving me "the talk" about what not to say because her husband's liberal uncle will be there, and we don't want to upset him more than he is. I keep asking " can I say this, can I say that, How about I smile a lot and say how wonderful everything is lately?" Noooo dad, don't.
@quietsignal
@quietsignal 22 күн бұрын
I bet $100 you will say something.
@haywoodjablomy3077
@haywoodjablomy3077 22 күн бұрын
go dressed in full Maga attire so the uncle can demonstrate his tolerance and inclusivity.
@Kingdeathtrooper
@Kingdeathtrooper 22 күн бұрын
That seems like a lot of effort for a daughter's husband's uncle. I personally am more afraid of offending my mother's stepfather's cat's brother.
@billparrish4385
@billparrish4385 21 күн бұрын
"...and we don't want to upset him more than he is." 🤣🤣🤣
@WascallyWabbity
@WascallyWabbity 21 күн бұрын
Just go there, eat their food, say nothing and smile.
@moledude
@moledude 21 күн бұрын
Pro-tip: set one table with tofurkey, and another table with turkey. The family will sort itself out.
@dmgscalemodels2825
@dmgscalemodels2825 19 күн бұрын
I tried tofurkey once. Found Styrofoam with gravy just as appealing!
@victorpapaavp
@victorpapaavp 17 күн бұрын
that's... actually a great idea... noted.
@JethroTClampet
@JethroTClampet 24 күн бұрын
Here is another helpful tip. When asked why believe what you believe, make sure to reply with empty platitudes or circular logic.
@RawKnitter
@RawKnitter 24 күн бұрын
Or just say, “This conversation is over!” 😂
@RonPaulPeace
@RonPaulPeace 24 күн бұрын
Word salad!
@sylviakidd1908
@sylviakidd1908 24 күн бұрын
Remind them that you grew up in a middle class family.
@ebriggs3498
@ebriggs3498 24 күн бұрын
@@sylviakidd1908: and that you love little yellow school buses! 🚌
@gregbrown6379
@gregbrown6379 24 күн бұрын
You all forgot the most important one. But Trump.... he's been running for president for 8 years. It worked so well for kameltoe.
@professorwheelz
@professorwheelz 24 күн бұрын
“Basic Economics” 🤣🤣🤣
@joncooke9515
@joncooke9515 24 күн бұрын
And end the blessing with, “And thank God for Donald Trump.”
@CognitiveDissident-d3j
@CognitiveDissident-d3j 24 күн бұрын
They'll leave when you start praying anyway.
@TruthKeepersOfficialHD2
@TruthKeepersOfficialHD2 23 күн бұрын
Thank him for that guy? no thanks
@joncooke9515
@joncooke9515 23 күн бұрын
And God Bless America!
@meanstreak1170
@meanstreak1170 23 күн бұрын
Did that at 2016 Thanksgiving dinner and my lib mom lost her shit!
@rodiusmaximus
@rodiusmaximus 22 күн бұрын
@@TruthKeepersOfficialHD2 well, not so much thankful for him. Just thankful that he won. World peace and cheaper fuel, groceries and housing here we go!
@dougmacpherson9661
@dougmacpherson9661 20 күн бұрын
Thankfully, satire and wit are alive and well here! Screaming at the sky was strangely comforting to watch.😁
@sideshow1297
@sideshow1297 24 күн бұрын
I like when she goes to hide and the uncle is still calmly stating facts at the table, using simple hand gestures to explain basic economics.
@billwatkins8227
@billwatkins8227 24 күн бұрын
My niece thinks that a man who holds a door for a woman is guilty of sexual harassment. Oy!
@sylviaisgod6947
@sylviaisgod6947 24 күн бұрын
But what if the man identifies as a non binary woman and the woman identifies as a.... Oh nevermind, things are just too complicated these days.
@chaddonal4331
@chaddonal4331 24 күн бұрын
She’s beyond the pale
@sylviakidd1908
@sylviakidd1908 24 күн бұрын
😂😂
@countryjoe3551
@countryjoe3551 24 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@teresahiggs4896
@teresahiggs4896 24 күн бұрын
I’m not laughing, Altho that is ridiculous….I am thinking she could actually accuse some poor man of sexual harassment if he holds the door for her….and cause him a lot of problems …….
@josephd8407
@josephd8407 24 күн бұрын
Like Trump says. We will win sooo much, that we will get sick of winning. 😂
@mattanderson6336
@mattanderson6336 24 күн бұрын
We will never get tired of winning when we recognize the agenda of the democrats.
@AnAmericanPatriot1555
@AnAmericanPatriot1555 24 күн бұрын
They don’t even want to acknowledge the Red Tsunami and what it means about their policies.
@SullyOrange
@SullyOrange 24 күн бұрын
There WILL be a wax scene for that!
@AnAmericanPatriot1555
@AnAmericanPatriot1555 24 күн бұрын
my post was censored…. I’ll try this again. Many still don’t even want to acknowledge what the last election means about their policies.
@ebriggs3498
@ebriggs3498 24 күн бұрын
Bigly!
@MethodiousMind
@MethodiousMind 21 күн бұрын
Lol, that high kick was everything!
@NLJosh83
@NLJosh83 24 күн бұрын
Same thing here in Canada whenever Emporer Trudeau is questioned in certain circles
@Brpwndood
@Brpwndood 23 күн бұрын
Yep Ive stopped doing that to sister and sister in law, same reaction
@s0urcl0ut
@s0urcl0ut 22 күн бұрын
Oh good God don't get me started on how much I hate that guy LMAO
@danielloewen2857
@danielloewen2857 22 күн бұрын
Wait there's people who still stick up to that guy?🤯
@BryceShamwow
@BryceShamwow 22 күн бұрын
@@danielloewen2857 Not as many now as there were a while ago. He won the last election with a pitiful minority of the popular vote. 32.6% last election and it's only gone down since.
@frederickgleaton1410
@frederickgleaton1410 22 күн бұрын
Trudeau is such a loser. Can’t you elect someone else?
@J_PIK
@J_PIK 24 күн бұрын
I voted Trump but I am a Jesus follower. My mother is a United Methodist that voted for Kamala. My dad is a centrist who doesn’t talk about what he believes in. My sister is a far left liberal who lives in Portland, Oregon. This Thursday we shall dine together and I’m 99% sure we will only talk about my mother’s health problems, my kids, and the weather.
@dadofducks
@dadofducks 23 күн бұрын
LMAO. You guys are killing me!!
@gordonbergslien30
@gordonbergslien30 23 күн бұрын
I would encourage you to stick to those topics in the interest of domestic tranquility. Happy Thanksgiving!
@kenproctor6517
@kenproctor6517 23 күн бұрын
it's about giving thanks and eating great food ... and finding a drinking buddy ... all families have them... except mine - I drink alone ...with nobody else. you know when I drink alone i prefer to be by myself in the middle of their uneasy gathering😆
@AAA-o4g
@AAA-o4g 22 күн бұрын
Say, remember when thanksgiving wasn't so expensive ?
@erika_itsumi5141
@erika_itsumi5141 22 күн бұрын
​@@AAA-o4gEven that could send the mother and sister into a tirade because your implying a person they would like to see be unalived
@sethdunlap9868
@sethdunlap9868 24 күн бұрын
Proud to say that I AM that Uncle 😃
@MikeT-e6s
@MikeT-e6s 24 күн бұрын
So am I sir, so am I.. and unfortunately I actually do have a niece just like her. Sigh 😔
@eugenecbell
@eugenecbell 24 күн бұрын
I am that uncle, as well. I can’t wait until Thursday.
@MrManueleh
@MrManueleh 24 күн бұрын
You must be my long lost twin because I to am that uncle.
@bruiser6479
@bruiser6479 24 күн бұрын
@@eugenecbellThere are millions of us. I live in Australia and I have a niece like this. She can’t even vote for Trump and she gets wound up.
@eugenecbell
@eugenecbell 24 күн бұрын
@ practically my entire family where we are having Thanksgiving dinner are progressives. A few years ago my niece’s boy friend tried to tell me he was a slave because he was forced into college debt. She has left him for a guy who hunts. Good for her. Me and my brother in law are about the only Trump supporters. We are going to have a great time. We always go around the table saying what we are all thankful for. I will share a lot of great things I am thankful for.
@TexasSweetheart123
@TexasSweetheart123 22 күн бұрын
I shared this with my Racist Aunt and My Racist Cousins and they love it. 😂
@MartinOReilly-mb4um
@MartinOReilly-mb4um 24 күн бұрын
Haha. I have a book of Basic Economics, good book. Also I worked in the Salvation Army charity store and someone donated a White Fragility book... I threw it in the garbage.
@RawKnitter
@RawKnitter 24 күн бұрын
Well done!
@anonygent
@anonygent 24 күн бұрын
I'm a bibliophile and generally react with horror at the desecration of books, but in this case, I'll make an exception. 😏
@bradfordbrucker
@bradfordbrucker 24 күн бұрын
You know, doesn't "White Fragility" contradict "White Supremacy" and "White Privilege"?
@bradfordbrucker
@bradfordbrucker 24 күн бұрын
@@anonygent Actually I think he filed the book under the proper category: Garbage...
@defaultytuser
@defaultytuser 24 күн бұрын
Not all heroes wear capes
@pugnugger4600
@pugnugger4600 24 күн бұрын
You can always identify them by the volume they use in response to facts & logic. The more wrong they realize they are the louder it gets.
@HieronymusChockvivantvanit
@HieronymusChockvivantvanit 23 күн бұрын
“When in doubt, mumble. When you’re wrong, shout.”
@winoodlesnoodles1984
@winoodlesnoodles1984 24 күн бұрын
The subtlety and dry humor are top notch in this video. Extremely well done!
@susancohen8009
@susancohen8009 22 күн бұрын
Had me at Shouting at the Sky~~~!!!
@Elijah-e6v
@Elijah-e6v 17 күн бұрын
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@anilhettiarachci8467
@anilhettiarachci8467 17 күн бұрын
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@สมรักษ์อินทร์ตา-ม7ฑ
@สมรักษ์อินทร์ตา-ม7ฑ 17 күн бұрын
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@Elijah-e6v
@Elijah-e6v 17 күн бұрын
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@FreyaFreya3
@FreyaFreya3 17 күн бұрын
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@Elijah-e6v
@Elijah-e6v 17 күн бұрын
+156
@sc100ott
@sc100ott 24 күн бұрын
Further suggestions to convert your MAGA uncle: 1. Be stealthy, let him THINK you might be an ally. Do this by restoring your hair to a natural color, and removing the majority of your facial piercings. 2. Become educated on “Rightwing” talking points by subscribing to Daily Wire, reading recent and back issues of “Imprimis”, and watching clips of Senate hearings posted by Forbes. 3. Cook the best darn Thanksgiving meal he’s ever had. That will really soften him up! Don’t forget the gravy-he loooooves gravy.
@daviderwin4705
@daviderwin4705 24 күн бұрын
Careful, the red pill is addictive.
@wms72
@wms72 24 күн бұрын
Imprimus
@laveniajohnson2283
@laveniajohnson2283 24 күн бұрын
I like your plan and your spelling😊
@kaylar3197
@kaylar3197 24 күн бұрын
Brilliant strategy!
@outtheredude
@outtheredude 23 күн бұрын
This involves thinking though, which is racist and far right! Stop it now with a good scream at the heavens before your lost to the collective pronouns forever!
@StephenCooteNZ
@StephenCooteNZ 24 күн бұрын
Thanks so much for including the 'haka' line. You clearly understand what was behind the haka event in our Parliament. Keep up the good work. Best wishes from New Zealand where a lot of us are thinking about begging Mr Trump to make us your 51st state. PS: a lot of us found it hard to contain our joy when we learned of the election results.
@v1e1r1g1e1
@v1e1r1g1e1 24 күн бұрын
I'm hearing you, NZ brother! You have no idea how overjoyed so many Australian conservatives were, too!
@StephenCooteNZ
@StephenCooteNZ 24 күн бұрын
@@v1e1r1g1e1 Yes... overjoyed .... and grateful for all the independent, honest news platforms and political commentators.... like the Babylon Bee, Russel Brand, Joe Rogan, Tucker Carlson, your very own Avi. And Elon Musk has made a huge difference... he can say things that we (who have insufficient funds to win lawfare battles) are reluctant to say too loudly. While there are some naughty people in high places, I think the big problem is the large part of the population who either don't think or who have been indoctrinated. It is so important that people think for themselves... and to keep talking about the challenges. I'm feeling a lot more optimistic. High five.
@richardjames1812
@richardjames1812 23 күн бұрын
That NZ parliament haka was clearly just a temper tantrum by entitled leftists. They like "performative politics"...getting useful things done, not so much.
@flyboy712
@flyboy712 23 күн бұрын
Thank you, Stephen, and best of luck with your woke Maoris!
@Orcinus1967
@Orcinus1967 23 күн бұрын
In order to keep preserve my relationship with my father and my sister, I did not talk to either of them for at least a week after the election.
@SoundPurple-e8e
@SoundPurple-e8e 24 күн бұрын
Just remember that listening is ableist against deaf people.
@TheGlitched-NPC
@TheGlitched-NPC 21 күн бұрын
The paper towel roll being tossed was subtle gold
@lahoku
@lahoku 24 күн бұрын
@01:26 HOLD UP! SHe's white and imitating a tribal warrior dance is ABSOLUTELY BEYOND CULTURE APPROPRIATING!
@SomeYouTubeTraveler
@SomeYouTubeTraveler 22 күн бұрын
Relax, it's not racist if the Good Guys do it. Just ask Nancy Pelosi and her kente cloth!
@MicMc539
@MicMc539 22 күн бұрын
That crazy Kiwi M.P. is a laugh!
@Tawadeb
@Tawadeb 22 күн бұрын
She's embarrassing ​@@MicMc539
@uarbor70
@uarbor70 24 күн бұрын
I live in Maga country so I don't have to deal with it. My entire family and extended family is Trump all the way😊
@ebriggs3498
@ebriggs3498 24 күн бұрын
My family is Air Force and pro-military, only 1 or 2 lefties in the group, and they are the great-grands who don’t have children yet!
@PaintdropArrow
@PaintdropArrow 24 күн бұрын
You are blessed.
@cyberdodominisquish3497
@cyberdodominisquish3497 24 күн бұрын
Lucky you. My family suffers from Trump Derangement Syndrome.
@LiwaySaGu
@LiwaySaGu 23 күн бұрын
thanks to you all!!!
@loisjkindel180
@loisjkindel180 23 күн бұрын
​@@cyberdodominisquish3497mine too.😢
@reneeu1976
@reneeu1976 24 күн бұрын
The haka dance part really got me 😅.
@SomeGuy-cf2lp
@SomeGuy-cf2lp 24 күн бұрын
That's cultural appropriation (This is a joke)
@Jack_Vose
@Jack_Vose 24 күн бұрын
Remember, you can't spell Maori without Mao.
@Tawadeb
@Tawadeb 24 күн бұрын
I'm so embarrassed lol
@ameritoast5174
@ameritoast5174 24 күн бұрын
Truly the icing on the cake, so many leftists keep posting videos of the Haka dance and its really cringeworthy lol.
@johnnykidblue
@johnnykidblue 24 күн бұрын
I too dislike indigenous peoples.😂
@derphyn
@derphyn 22 күн бұрын
Brilliant! The cameo of one of Thomas Sowell's books...that VERY high kick at 1:38 which shows great dance training....deadpan delivery....oh, I can go on and on. I'm so glad y'all are interacting with PragerU, too. Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody!
@chamotion3460
@chamotion3460 21 күн бұрын
That kick was impressive. I almost pulled a hamstring just watching.
@desmien679
@desmien679 24 күн бұрын
You left out shaving head
@stephenorourke7005
@stephenorourke7005 24 күн бұрын
actress wouldn't do it!!
@desmien679
@desmien679 24 күн бұрын
You can always use makeup to mimic it
@juliegarcia2796
@juliegarcia2796 24 күн бұрын
I was waiting for it.🤣🤣🤣
@TheJManOrRiot
@TheJManOrRiot 24 күн бұрын
@@stephenorourke7005well in her defense she’s actually attractive
@charles-y2z6c
@charles-y2z6c 24 күн бұрын
And crying
@jamescampbell4334
@jamescampbell4334 24 күн бұрын
I identify as "correct" during holiday gatherings. 😊
@panicmosem5969
@panicmosem5969 24 күн бұрын
I identify as family
@LiwaySaGu
@LiwaySaGu 23 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@ScoutCrafter
@ScoutCrafter 24 күн бұрын
Funny thing is I’m literally that MAGA uncle. I’m even less popular now that I’ve converted two of my Nephews over to the common sense agenda.
@silentedict4256
@silentedict4256 24 күн бұрын
I salute you. 🫡
@deldridg
@deldridg 24 күн бұрын
You and me both. I just had some in-laws staying who are self-professed "progressive" leftists. During meals, for the sake of civility, I didn't engage on politics. I don't really think I could engage on anything much, to be honest. Things can get very nasty very quickly when folks are not open to a mutually respectful conversation.
@Tankeryanker339
@Tankeryanker339 24 күн бұрын
Good on ya sir
@Archedgar
@Archedgar 24 күн бұрын
Based.
@Nolaman70
@Nolaman70 24 күн бұрын
Winning!!!
@GreekFreakHercules
@GreekFreakHercules 22 күн бұрын
What kind of Demon turns down pumpkin pie?
@azurplex
@azurplex 22 күн бұрын
Right?!
@dwellyn
@dwellyn 20 күн бұрын
Depends on who made it. Nobody in their right mind would ever have eaten anything made by my mother.
@danielboughton3624
@danielboughton3624 19 күн бұрын
one of my sisters who packed up her family and left a family gathering in the middle of the night because my brother (who bakes excellent pies) had failed to provide whipped cream to go with it. I guess her car worked well enough to leave but not well enough to go get some cream.
@KaiTakApproach
@KaiTakApproach 24 күн бұрын
I have a liberal marxist family member who has been using these tactics against us for years, and most of us are moderate labor democrats. What we do about it, is we invite lots of people who don't speak English and let them share the bathroom with her.
@gosmith3999
@gosmith3999 22 күн бұрын
Did your method help De-Sovietized your family member or does the treatment remain in progress?
@notthefbi7932
@notthefbi7932 24 күн бұрын
What's sad is that Onion is trying to become the liberal version of the Bee, and their failing 😁
@sylviaisgod6947
@sylviaisgod6947 24 күн бұрын
*they're
@Razmatazz522
@Razmatazz522 24 күн бұрын
​@@sylviaisgod6947Just what I was about to say. I never liked learning English grammar. But I did learn it.
@SoupyMittens
@SoupyMittens 24 күн бұрын
onion hasnt been funny for 15 years
@notthefbi7932
@notthefbi7932 24 күн бұрын
@sylviaisgod6947 Thanks grammar police, keep up the great work and pointing out the flaws of our public school edgemcation probloms, me know I no learn grammor good 😁
@chaddonal4331
@chaddonal4331 24 күн бұрын
Well that is an anachronistic perspective.
@gerardp4759
@gerardp4759 24 күн бұрын
I AM that "racist" uncle, and I prefer handing out copies of "The Road to Serfdom" by Hayek.
@rev.stephena.cakouros948
@rev.stephena.cakouros948 24 күн бұрын
Or Handbook for American Conservaives
@Thestatusqou
@Thestatusqou 24 күн бұрын
Solid read
@Shododaan
@Shododaan 24 күн бұрын
Most of the novels by Thomas Sowell apply as well. May I also add Atlas Shrugged?
@Trucker_Dashcam
@Trucker_Dashcam 24 күн бұрын
I too am the racist uncle, but I don't try logic. Instead I use Movie one-liners, like Jenny on the bus, "Are you stupid or somethin'?"
@Tawadeb
@Tawadeb 24 күн бұрын
Not Art of the Deal by Trump??
@tradefortutara9608
@tradefortutara9608 22 күн бұрын
1:14 Basic Economics by Thomas Sowell, great book.
@RpVane
@RpVane 22 күн бұрын
I was thinking Black Rednecks and White Liberals but we along the same line.
@jasonrodgers9063
@jasonrodgers9063 24 күн бұрын
Hey, Babylon Bee! Just FYI, this may have been meant as satire, but it's actually a documentary! Love it!!
@JohnMcClain-p9t
@JohnMcClain-p9t 23 күн бұрын
Most of the "Babylon Bee" fare is documentary, lol!
@danmccann8813
@danmccann8813 23 күн бұрын
​, or more like present day prophecy.
@richardjames1812
@richardjames1812 23 күн бұрын
Except the leftist woman would be fat and have one of those bull nose rings in.
@bobbystars1984
@bobbystars1984 24 күн бұрын
I can't wait to sit next to my Father In Law At The Dinner Table With My Red MAGA Hat On 😂
@daviderwin4705
@daviderwin4705 24 күн бұрын
Would a good conservative really wear a hat indoors, though? Have we truly lost all our traditional values?
@Etchyboy
@Etchyboy 24 күн бұрын
I would not dare do that to my FIL. BIL passed from covid and he blames Trump for it. So I am ALWAYS walking on egg shells around him.
@bobbystars1984
@bobbystars1984 24 күн бұрын
@daviderwin4705 Got me on that one 👍
@maryjweid6228
@maryjweid6228 24 күн бұрын
@@daviderwin4705depends, if male no, not inside especially at the table, a female could get by with a hat on.
@donnahudson4813
@donnahudson4813 23 күн бұрын
You know, that's just cruel, to rub it in like that. Save your hat for dessert.
@TheLordmep
@TheLordmep 24 күн бұрын
A friend who spends too much time on Twitter recently asked me why anyone would vote for Trump who wasn't a white man. My goal wasn't to convince him that Trump was better than Kamala, but to explain why I and others support him. One point was how the IRS supported Kamala, arguably the best example of how the little guy will benefit more from Trump. Ultimately, we ended the discussion cordially, agreeing to avoid politics in the future after he gained some insight into what my side was about.
@roberttompkins9510
@roberttompkins9510 23 күн бұрын
Yup your side is about child labor, destroying woman’s rights.
@TheHutchesonHouse
@TheHutchesonHouse 7 күн бұрын
Genius! Comedy gold. Too bad it’s so completely accurate. Well done. Bravo!👏
@TheHutchesonHouse
@TheHutchesonHouse 7 күн бұрын
“Because you’re right and they’re Nazis.” 😂
@paulrash8861
@paulrash8861 24 күн бұрын
Im so glad my family and loved ones have a brain that fully functions
@PaintdropArrow
@PaintdropArrow 24 күн бұрын
I pray that mine will finally see the light & truth of Jesus.
@eazythedon54st
@eazythedon54st 23 күн бұрын
​@@PaintdropArrow don't bring Jesus into your bullshxt smh please keep the Son Of God out of this you heathens 🙏🏿 I rebuke all you devil worshippers worshipping a false idol IN THE MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS!
@ralphgreenjr.2466
@ralphgreenjr.2466 23 күн бұрын
No problem in my house. My wife and I voted for Trump. My Daughter, my Son, my grandsons voted for Trump. My wifes brothers and sisters, nine, and their spouses, children all voted for Trump. There are no Democrats in the family. All the farms around me voted Trump and the County voted 76% for Trump. We have no problems in southern Ohio.
@mrdanger4035
@mrdanger4035 20 күн бұрын
You're a very very lucky man
@brentcooper4345
@brentcooper4345 20 күн бұрын
Hi neighbor. Same here in Indiana.
@pinerider19
@pinerider19 24 күн бұрын
When shx started handing out “White Fragility”, I thought that a perfect return gift would be “Social Justice Fallacies” by Thomas Sowell. So I was very happy when he brought out “Basic Economics”, another stalwart of conservative thinking.
@guilhermeal2170
@guilhermeal2170 20 күн бұрын
Man.... seeing her ripping Thomas Sowell's book was hard to watch🤣😂
@hongliu8459
@hongliu8459 24 күн бұрын
“Try screaming at the sky” “start a good food fight” 😂😂😂
@GaveMeGrace1
@GaveMeGrace1 24 күн бұрын
My son would LOVE a food fight! But he’s 9 years old and wants a Trump Train for Christmas. Hahahahaha!
@ohger1
@ohger1 23 күн бұрын
I can't tell sarcasm from reality anymore... The Bee never disappoints!!!
@edwardmitchell564
@edwardmitchell564 21 күн бұрын
Remove the gas stove from the kitchen and give him a lecture on the dangers of greenhouse gas emissions…. then go plug your EV into the nearest outlet and explain to him how lithium is the future
@sweat_of_wisdom2010
@sweat_of_wisdom2010 24 күн бұрын
Mention January 6th early and often, especially during the obligatory prayer before the meal
@michaelphillips7750
@michaelphillips7750 24 күн бұрын
And Trumps 34 indictments. On one charge.
@marccrotty8447
@marccrotty8447 24 күн бұрын
​@@michaelphillips7750Good point. How can a convicted felon even be president?
@emmas1082
@emmas1082 24 күн бұрын
And mention that no one believes any of the political democrap fake persecutions…by the way, you are still a bunch of losers😂🤣😂
@ctcv-to8kq
@ctcv-to8kq 24 күн бұрын
HA!
24 күн бұрын
Also, try praying to the wonderful, saintly George Floyd and be sure to replace all references of Jesus being our Lord and Savior to George Floyd being our Lord and Savior. Another helpful tip is to show your virtue by wearing your covid facemask at the dinner-table and inform those evil right-wing family members about how your latest covid shot went and how many shots you got since the vaccines came out in 2021.
@amarreder6241
@amarreder6241 24 күн бұрын
TRUMP DANCE OVER THE 🦃
@Tawadeb
@Tawadeb 24 күн бұрын
@justthinking4421
@justthinking4421 23 күн бұрын
Then play the National Anthem & turn on some type of sporting event like MMA or Football... this is like garlic for vampires!🤣
@VL-gs2wr
@VL-gs2wr 23 күн бұрын
Or play Lee Greenwood!
@normanlathrop6533
@normanlathrop6533 24 күн бұрын
You can always mention the pre tribulation rapture at the dinner table. That will save you a ton of money on Christmas gifts!
@mmsommars
@mmsommars 24 күн бұрын
If you take the Bible literally, then it is an upcoming event. But maybe you should witness to people first...OOPS Sorry! forgot that those who deny the rapture, are mostly those who deny the concept of "Born again".
@sciencescripture
@sciencescripture 24 күн бұрын
Amen to that !!!
@Bogie6588
@Bogie6588 22 күн бұрын
"Counter this with a powerful Haka dance." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
@agogecoach8790
@agogecoach8790 24 күн бұрын
Basic Economics is one of my all time favorite books. It's amazing how much information Sowell covers in that.
@samj1185
@samj1185 22 күн бұрын
Even 'basic' and broken down into accessible language...it still requires concentration to read as Sowell's writing is information dense.
@uraswami8077
@uraswami8077 24 күн бұрын
I prefer to throw paint onto ice sculpture art while holding my “JUST STOP COOKING OIL” sign! And don’t look at me all horrified, I remembered to use gluten free ink on vegan cardboard for my sign.
@fobinc
@fobinc 24 күн бұрын
The last person who dropped their friendship with me got a hearty laugh before I hung up my phone and forgot about them
@bettyswunghole3310
@bettyswunghole3310 19 күн бұрын
On Wikipedia, the restoration of The Babylon Bee account is actually cited as "one of the horrors of X under Elon Musk"! 😂 Keep up the good work, guys! You're obviously p*ssing off the right people!
@patrickpalmer5928
@patrickpalmer5928 23 күн бұрын
Thomas Sowell, Basic Economics!!!!! Can't stop laughing
@ComedianBobFarrell
@ComedianBobFarrell 24 күн бұрын
The sad thing is for this sketch Babylon Bee had to buy copies of White Fragility.
@donnahdunthorn5207
@donnahdunthorn5207 24 күн бұрын
There are cuts so probably just a single copy.
@PaintdropArrow
@PaintdropArrow 24 күн бұрын
They kept the receipts & returned them immediately.
@trustinginhim3189
@trustinginhim3189 24 күн бұрын
Or maybe used the library
@FlashTriggr
@FlashTriggr 24 күн бұрын
Honestly they probably got them for nothing out of the garbage
@Wanda4849
@Wanda4849 24 күн бұрын
Just be happy they didn't distribute any Marxist material. Oh, sorry, they did!
@superbuscivis
@superbuscivis 24 күн бұрын
I'm glad my family is mostly conservative.
@vetbcrazy
@vetbcrazy 24 күн бұрын
I’m kind old, but, are you adopting ?
@duramaxdad
@duramaxdad 24 күн бұрын
@@jacklaker1939How very tolerant of you. Super inclusive too. Can we be friends?
@jacklaker1939
@jacklaker1939 24 күн бұрын
@@duramaxdad I’m not excluding them from anything I’m just saying they’re probably dumb and poor. Not sure you know what that word means.
@jacklaker1939
@jacklaker1939 24 күн бұрын
@@duramaxdad how am I not being inclusive? Are you saying being poor or unintelligent is bad?
@averywisefool83
@averywisefool83 24 күн бұрын
​@@jacklaker1939"he who humbles himself will be exalted, he who exalts himself will be humbled." How does maga world feel?
@Sakufighter
@Sakufighter 20 күн бұрын
What’s hilarious is a lib will take all this advice to heart.
@Splinkysaurus
@Splinkysaurus 24 күн бұрын
Staying alone in your apartment is underrated.
@YvonneWatson-ff5ex
@YvonneWatson-ff5ex 23 күн бұрын
I don’t have to be a fortune teller to see that Thanksgiving is going to be interesting this year in many homes. 😂😂
@graywolf432
@graywolf432 23 күн бұрын
@1:10 "Now, sometimes your family might disagree with you and attempt to use far-right tactics, such as facts and logic." 🤣🤣🤣 Here, I lost it.
@derekray7144
@derekray7144 24 күн бұрын
"Basic Economics" is a thick book. I thought that was part of the satire joke and then I looked it up. Double the laughs for me.
@CoolPapaJMagik
@CoolPapaJMagik 24 күн бұрын
“Racist” is just another one of their antiwhite slurs, essentially meaning “not antiwhte enough.” We should never say it. Using their terminology legitimizes their ideology.
@dapperbunch5029
@dapperbunch5029 24 күн бұрын
Liberals when black people when use blood and soil: 😊 Liberals when whites use blood and soil: 😡
@countspookula6398
@countspookula6398 24 күн бұрын
True, all conditioning, all by design.
@therant3837
@therant3837 24 күн бұрын
Actually.... I like to use science to state my case. I will always ask.... "Well you trust the science, right?" Of course they do! So.... while I could use The Bible about "race" or abortions I use science, and incidentally science agrees with the Bible. Really? How can this be so? Isn't science and the Bible opposed? Not at all... For example for decades the The National Pediatrics Society has stated in numerous articles over the years that life begins at conception. I love science! On the topic of "race" I mention The Human Genome Project, a scientific world wide study that started in 1990 and ended in 2003. The almighty battle cry in conclusion to their research on solidifying the Human Genome from every known "race" was ended stating that "There is no race but the human race." The scientific communities world wide in this study ALL came to this same conclusion that we are all connected (Ahem... Adam and Eve) and that there is no such thing as "race". I do trust the science. Oh I do trust the science. I DO believe in facts over feelings. 😁
@StormRider-t4q
@StormRider-t4q 24 күн бұрын
Instead of "White" I prefer "Japhetite." If you go back to the earliest recorded history of early proto European they claim to be descended from some guy named Japheth. And their reason for hatred of European people can be traced to something that happened during this time and a force of evil swearing to wipe one day out his descendants.
@dapperbunch5029
@dapperbunch5029 24 күн бұрын
🩸 and soil is ok until it is white.
@alcoholfueledgaming9431
@alcoholfueledgaming9431 24 күн бұрын
The roll of paper towels flying across the table cracked me up
@deanwest2744
@deanwest2744 4 күн бұрын
One thing that ALWAYS works on me is when an atheist tells me I'm not following the Bible by voting for Trump.
@Laura-xy7td
@Laura-xy7td 24 күн бұрын
Nobody but The Bee 🐝 Bwhahaha. Have a blessed Thanksgiving and thanks for the laughs.
24 күн бұрын
I loved this--especially "Hamilton."
@andrewkelley9405
@andrewkelley9405 24 күн бұрын
i *AM* the "uncle" in my family. thanksgiving is the first fisticuffs, then christmas is round 2, the maga bugaloo.
@deryckmcleod4608
@deryckmcleod4608 24 күн бұрын
Good luck brother...
@robwoodring9437
@robwoodring9437 23 күн бұрын
When next year's Thanksgiving meal is noticeably more affordable, remind them that was all your fault too
@fakeperson9788
@fakeperson9788 18 күн бұрын
My family has the basic, “okay, get out of our house.”
@jorgebarriosmur
@jorgebarriosmur 12 күн бұрын
"My house, my rules" also applies........
@fakeperson9788
@fakeperson9788 12 күн бұрын
@ yeah, that’s true. Most families say no political talk. But you can’t be a tyrant about it and only do one side.
@darrellcovello7917
@darrellcovello7917 24 күн бұрын
I'm sure they thought "MAGots" was the most clever thing in history
@edwardmccall450
@edwardmccall450 24 күн бұрын
Yes, name calling always ends in a peaceful exchange.
@darrellcovello7917
@darrellcovello7917 24 күн бұрын
@edwardmccall450 and it only took them like six years to come up with it
@MuniTechnology
@MuniTechnology 24 күн бұрын
Libtards
@Tankeryanker339
@Tankeryanker339 24 күн бұрын
Coming from them it’s a compliment.
@markbrowning4334
@markbrowning4334 23 күн бұрын
The vast majority of them still don't know what MAGA even stands for. Believe me, I've challenged many of them on that simple phrase. I still haven't received an explanation from a single one of them.
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