HOW TO THINK ON YOUR FEET (HARVEY SPECTER EDITION)

[@MargootMC]

Boi your hair so thin i can see the top of your head from the front and dayum those eyebrows invisible I need glasses like yours to see them eyebrows boiiii where they at. (Roast me back)

[@Artofverbalwar]

You should definitely get glasses like these, you’ll finally look smart for the first time in your life. At least until you open your mouth and try to roast someone. Nah who am I kidding, even nerdy glasses like these won’t help you. As for the eyebrows, they’re almost as invisible as your wit and personality. Gosh if only I had as many eyebrows and hairs on top of my head as you have pimples, I’d feel so much better about myself. Boo hoo! (Now that we got that out of the way, let’s be friends)

[@MargootMC]

@@Artofverbalwar I can't compeat you win

[@Artofverbalwar]

Margoot That was fun, great idea!

[@MargootMC]

@@Artofverbalwar 😁

[@darkside-tr2gj]

holy shit...

[@TheHyena-ru8bz]

I've read a lot of books and been trying to find this type of knowledge. I don't even watch this show. I've been in so many verbal confrontations. Sometimes I am witty, confident, and firm to come out on top. Then the other times not so much. Verbal confrontations are all about testing like you said. So when I am off it haunts me! These tips will help a lot. Thanks

[@Artofverbalwar]

Thanks The Wolf!

[@louiserefslund9565]

"You look like your eleven years old" "Do you feel threatened?"

[@bhushanpunjabi3360]

You my friend are "Harvey Specter DNA-Decoder" thanks for all the work and efforts u have put in... :)

[@Artofverbalwar]

@bhushan punjami I love the metaphor! Thank you my friend.

[@universeprisoner176]

I was dating a guy he sent me a text asking what I was doing. I replied that I was about to drive somewhere. I wanted to keep the conversation going, so I made a comment about how I hate to drive. His reply. "Yea, so you've said." Obviously he was getting annoyed by me and normally I would reply offensively. Instead I replied with something like "phew! I don't have to waste my time talking about it again, good save" I'm guessing that surprised him because he made the effort to keep the conversation going.

[@DaddyAZTL]

"You look like your eleven years old" *well atleast i can still get the childs discount at all you can eat buffets* ?

[@elisamuca8628]

I'd say , if i i look like 11, wouldn't that make u look like my grandma?

[@SaixanMobile]

yea ur supposed to reframe it to them, and if you just brag about looking 11 then it lets them exert their dominance over the conversation.

[@carolineptenchick]

to be honest, i liked both the guys' responses. esp "i was late to puberty". i thought it was hilarious . but mike's answer felt a bit silly to me. guess my brain works differently haha

[@Artofverbalwar]

Fair enough!

[@GamingCentralTV1]

I thought it was pretty funny too but delivery plays a huge role of course

[@encouraginglyauthentic43]

It was funny but self depreciation lowers your image in others eyes.

[@jto541]

Confidence is key. Ironically both candidate's responses were actually really funny had they been satirical in their delivery.

[@fetio7911]

your pfps amazing btw

[@raunakkhurana7968]

Most pixelated picture of Harvey Specter in thumbnail

[@AnasLanghi]

“So, chimp why should I let you in?” I heard they were handing out bananas in there.

[@ibedlandayan5618]

So glad I stumbled on your videos. Thanks for the helpful tips. All the best!

[@Artofverbalwar]

@Ibe DLandayan Thank you for the kind comments!

[@rodrigocallado4529]

I remember a moment like that. The guy was really an asshole and liked to impress people with what he knew, so he tested me. It was 4 years ago, I had another way of thinking and could not impress him. Thanks and congratulations on the content.

[@Artofverbalwar]

Next time, it's gonna be a different story...

[@pokego4742]

"Why should I let in the whitest guy I've ever seen?" ---Because I'll save you tons of cash on your monthly light bills. *no smile*

[@Artofverbalwar]

Nice!

[@Siel-bm7gx]

Yes, great response.

[@clintzandrewmatugas5846]

Thanks a lot Min, may God bless you, your channel, your coworkers and everyone who needds these tips more. Thanks a lot.

[@Randomstrangerhere]

Fantastic advice!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😎😎🤩🤩

[@itsAuffy]

I really like this concept ty

[@tentimetex]

Again, the problem is that we cant think of a witty answer in 1,5 seconds. I tried your example on myself (The one with the '..you look like an 11 year old!'' @3:47) I paused it and i just could not think of anything witty to answer. It took me like, 4 minutes to think of something. Your answer to it (with the diapers) was awesome, but you would have to be a genius to think of that in 1 second!

[@Artofverbalwar]

@tentimetex Thanks for sharing your thoughts. You're right, it's not easy at first, but a lot of wit is based on techniques that you can learn to get faster with through practice.

[@waiu0235]

Sometimes, even the boss wants someone can reasonably disagree with him

[@elnationalista]

For the second guy, he should have responded: So they don't see me coming.

[@ruchashukla7143]

Amazing work!!! Love your videos!!

[@jimjam6510]

"Why should I let in the whitest person I've seen?" "I don't know but when you see him tell him I'll kick his ass in a lip sync battle."

[@takmaeda7936]

Your channel is inspiring. Keep up the great videos!

[@Artofverbalwar]

@Tak Maeda Thank YOU for your inspiring words!

[@101hamilton]

This is an excellent video. Thank you for posting.

[@HawaiiSong]

You make really good videos. Your success on youtube is imminent. Keep making high quality videos

[@Artofverbalwar]

Thanks my friend! People like you make me want to keep going!

[@Dr.physioAli]

Very empowering content ❤️👍

[@Siel-bm7gx]

Great content I need to develop my witt.

[@dendrobialbright7616]

Quick wit and sarcasm go a long way period. Sharp, quick witted people are respected almost immediately(at least on on some level)in every facet of life. Its a necessity for all and a natural gift to few.

[@osulxa]

This is a great video. Best one of the series.

[@Artofverbalwar]

Thanks @osulxa!

[@maxgg8415]

It is actually quite sad for me considering my many psycho-problems. I am not able stay that confident and I hope I can get there after some time and work on myself.

[@Artofverbalwar]

@Max GG Believe in yourself my friend!

[@sharonefee1426]

Max GG There's a person named Kelly who suggested to try to be for 2 weeks the person you want to be. I even thought to use Harvey for this (who is quite the total opposite of me, and I'm not man to begin with), but then I need to tell people so they won't be offended. Maybe I should try Jessica. If you don't feel like doing it for 2 weeks, I wrote a monoluge based on that characterl. It may help you feel totally different by simply copying it. Maybe if yoy repaet enough times, you'll start to believe you can. Reply here and I'll send you

[@motivacionjoaquin]

​ @Sharon Lee Hi Sharon! 4 years and i read your comment now hahaha, i have a question for you, are you still having the monologue? Greetings

[@todayonracingserver4588]

i like your videos keep it up ! Do some for Jessica Pearson that would be awesome.

[@Artofverbalwar]

+YLK430030 Thank you! I was thinking about that too, thanks for the suggestion. In fact, both Jessica AND Louis too have some pretty hilarious zingers throughout. Underappreciated!

[@jesusbobadilla1668]

+Art of Verbal War that's a good idea, you can do donna too. I'm sure some women wants to be Donna

[@Artofverbalwar]

+Jesus Bobadilla Thanks for the ideas! How could I forget all the ladies of Suits? The only problem is I have to watch the entire series again...oh wait...that doesn't sound bad at all!

[@jesusbobadilla1668]

You're gonna need a popcorn because you will be watching five season of epicness!! Goodluck!

[@kaweeyounes506]

+Art of Verbal War , what technique did you follow here?Is it the "Sarcasm" way? "How could I forget all the ladies of Suits" !!? Any how, I can tell you're an actual smart,not a pretender; Because obviously it's only to fools watching the entire series again sounds bad!

[@SrbijaCG]

Hearing her ask why she should let the "whitest person" in there I thought of a sarcastic answer: "Because, apparently I'm a minority. Even 'white' people are of beige color. I must be close to an albino if I'm the 'whitest person'." I think that is the fastest I have ever thought.

[@Tighttracks1]

helpful

[@ibrahimsarker4673]

Great videos! Subscribed. Keep up the good work.

[@Artofverbalwar]

Thank you Orko!

[@valentinleonhard8455]

You earned yourself a new subscriber, very nicely done!

[@Artofverbalwar]

Thank you Valentin!

[@BradyKaynee]

You forgot step 3... bring a briefcase full of pot.

[@aitnobetafaq]

superb thanks for the video!

[@olasinelnikova2716]

Good video but you should have finished with how Mike Ross rolled in and got Donna to finally wink to Harvey. That would have been a great closure to this piece.

[@thewattywinkers482]

Your tips were damn amazing but still it's hard for me to come up with such comebacks how much ever I try. I had been tested or commented or even worse insulted in my life where I had to stand like an idol with no emotions on my face though my heart was broken. Can u help me fix this problem. It would be a great help to overcome my challenges next time

[@lilywasalittlegirl.4141]

Thank you❤

[@Abhyyt]

I know what you meant there. I had an interview few months back and he made me uncomfortable asking about some useless stuff I studied 5 years back on my CV. It came as a surprise as the question was extremely irrelevant but now I know what it should mean ;-)

[@Artofverbalwar]

Thanks for your comment Abhishek. I'm sure you will crush it next time my friend.

[@Abhyyt]

+Art of Verbal War thanks ;-)

[@seantan8872]

Roll with the punches, also known as agree and amplify

[@MrMustardYellow]

Ugh i hate debating in my public speaking class, i'm so anxious

[@Artofverbalwar]

I think as you develop your skills more, you will feel less anxious!

[@ajacobs100]

my brain freezes up completely.

[@psgary6622]

AJ 7 then study, practice and train until it's in your muscle memory. That's how I beat brain freeze.

[@dylanguerrera4812]

But what do you mean about flowing with the punches. Like you mean just being wity is that how you do it inderectly. im confused.

[@Randomstrangerhere]

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[@adilkhan9708]

Hardest things to throw punches in difficult situations . I tried to throw pun it was totally flat. 😂👊In difficult situations my chest becomes up as if I am running & my heart beats increases to double🙄

[@joannesmith1175]

So how do i improve my wit? my wit is so slow :(

[@Artofverbalwar]

@Joanne Smith Thanks for your question. IMO, the best way is to learn (and practice) specific verbal techniques that underlie the basis of wittiness. There are naturals, but even professional comedians for example have to write and rewrite their jokes, so don't feel bad if things aren't just flowing off the tongue all day long. You can learn some specific techniques in my new video on Hank Moody. Check it out: kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y3OqlIiMe9uta9U

[@dendrobialbright7616]

Study books on how to be an asshole.

[@ramanr9935]

I like ur speech And also ur background music

[@Artofverbalwar]

Thank you Raman R!

[@sserukumashaficbbosa3721]

thanx suit

[@Overshootstyle]

Thank u!

[@Artofverbalwar]

Thanks for watching!

[@Zeth998]

"Why do you look like you're 11 years old". : well Why do you talk like your 11 years old?

[@ptthareja]

what's the name of the song in the end?

[@Artofverbalwar]

Hey @ptthareja, actually I can't remember sorry! Try using Shazam or Siri and maybe you can figure it out.

[@AttitudeCharter]

Good video. Your nappy comment made me laugh. Love the name of your business/channel btw. Tim

[@Artofverbalwar]

Thank you Tim!

[@Shaniloka369]

What if we don't have the answer for a quick punches?

[@alexm4757]

“Why should i let the whitest guy i ever seen in this room?” We know Your no stranger to having blacks guys in your room so it wouldnt hurt to switch it up

[@soccerperfection9713]

How's it like to be a corporate attorney?

[@Artofverbalwar]

Soccer Perfection It's pretty interesting most days but let's just say its not as exciting as the TV show makes it out to be.

[@lindhe]

Consider checking the gain of your mic.

[@sk8tb1]

I still don’t get it. It’s like what mindset do I have to adopt to make it come out natural? I test it to myself. And I’d say something chip would say. But then I’ll say Donna that’s a stupid question.

[@blueman8194]

hey Ming, is putting up excuses the same as being witty?

[@blueman8194]

btw here's my comeback whats wrong with you, you look like 11 years old. my reply. Thats right babe,The youngest face in law history (humorous tone)

[@Artofverbalwar]

blue man Only if they're witty!

[@Artofverbalwar]

Haha...nice.

[@ladystalker3953]

Outside of a job that requires ones to be a shark & a bully why would anyone want to test someone for their level of smartness, wit etc..? As far as I know it is socially unacceptable to call out someone for their ugly physics.

[@TheSwoopDog]

"Why should I let in the whitest guy I've ever seen?" - "Did you just assume my gender?! Let me in, I really need a lawyer right now."

[@Artofverbalwar]

Haha!

[@kingston4313]

Wow your channel is very insightful! I look forward to other content that you have. Subscribe.

[@Artofverbalwar]

Thanks Kingston! Appreciate the subscribe and the kind words.

[@jesus_isourcreator5734]

Hey you, Jesus is real! He loves you and died for you. You are never too far gone to accept Him in your heart! :) Have a good day!!💝

[@iffy4509]

STAY STILL MAN

[@Youbeentagged]

So, when a potential employer says "you have 2 minutes to impress me, go", what exactly are you supposed to do? Well I know what you are supposed to do, but how are you supposed to do it?

[@elgringolisto]

Throw him off by standing up for yourself and not playing that game. "I figured we'd talk about my resume, accomplishments, and why I think I would be a great fit. But sure, we can do that too." You now have the license to say whatever you want and impress them. Remember, not being direct, rolling with punches. You now have the mic. Like Art of Verbal War says above.

[@006Harshwardhan]

Hi How to throw smart punches? or reply smartly? Please help how I learn to reply or response smartly?

[@devische1092]

But my feet doesn't have a brain 😥

[@itsasetup8652]

Chip should have responded to Donna by saying, thanks for the job. I could have your ass for discriminating against white people and twitter is only a click away.

[@psyckknows]

Answer with a question.

[@carmenchicas8927]

Me gustan mis pies 👀 lo perfectos que son en lo imperfectos... Ok. Esta bien

[@jamez2u]

oh wow these diapers are working great I am still fresh and dry after that comment, sorry that would not work for me. Maybe something like, Haven't you heard the saying don't judge a book by its cover? Fortunate for me most people make that mistake and underestimate me. But I thought this was a top law firm and you would not be making such an amateurish mistake, am I wrong? or should you I go to a firm who is bit more seasoned, experienced and knows when a great lawyer has just walking into their office?

[@Artofverbalwar]

Thanks for your comment James. You could definitely take a more direct and logical approach as you suggested. My point is that an indirect response is better, but reasonable minds can have different views.

[@jocelynlin1851]

You look like your eleven years old! You look like your old enough to be a grandparent

[@Artofverbalwar]

Nice

[@davidhunt1641]

bore face on yer man

[@ant5611]

The intro music is horrible

[@ruchashukla7143]

Amazing work!!! Love your videos!!

[@Artofverbalwar]

Thank you Rucha!

[@ruchashukla7143]

Amazing work!!! Love your videos!!

[@ruchashukla7143]

Amazing work!!! Love your videos!!