How to Win at Questing by Wowcrendor (WoW Machinima) | WoWcrendor

[@SinerAthin]

"That idiot didn't kill eight spiders," Hahaha! That had me in stitches!

[@unbreakablegamer4029]

SinerAthin yeah wowcrendor is fucking funny xD

[@peika8324]

all rpg quest be like

[@Erobazai]

offended celestial horse. best one yet

[@Orthane]

Every year or so I come back to watch these again. This one is still 100% accurate.

[@RobiePAX]

Pissed off horse made me laugh... again :D

[@SirMalorak]

That horse needs to appear more often. Seriously.

[@BattousaiHBr]

funny how nobody uses it anymore

[@blacktemplarschannel]

Oh,oooooh! No it's cool I understand. I see how it is xD

[@Marane8]

BattousaiHBr I do with my Ret Pally.

[@Vinemaple]

Passive-Aggressive Sparkle Pony SEES HOW IT IS.

[@mattcaine1222]

+Borkenheimerlein IT SHOULD FOR REAL

[@NiklasRychmann]

" I would never do that" "so i have you do it" hahahaha

[@Thebolterizer]

I laughed my ass off from the escort quest to the end. You're amazing, crendor!

[@Apeljuice199]

Easily offended celestial steed is my favourite character XD

[@lighto9573]

One year later, still hilarious.

[@benyed1636]

Five years later, still hilarious.

[@clawsofursoc8122]

Benyed I second that

[@crowterdiego]

2019 still funny

[@johnbinsch6253]

2021. Nothing is hilarious anymore. This...I mean, it's kind of funny though. Gotta give 'em that

[@DemonPlayDemonOut]

2023 checking in. 11 years, and still going.

[@MrBagelz]

One of my personal favorites for the How To machinima videos Crendor made. The Escort and Gathering quests are so true.

[@0zzkat]

Escort quests are THE... WORST... AND. Loved that horse. xD

[@安土竜]

Nah. The worst quests are the "okay, first you kill this NPC (not going to tell you where it is at all) to get this item. And then you need to use that item on this other NPC (I will tell you where he is) but only once he is at 30% health. Oh, and he basically dies in one hit." or any combination of those elements. i would take a dozen escort quests over any one that basically requires me to look up how to do it because neither the text nor the map clues help at all. Or there was that level 40 quest about attacking a base guarded by level 80 PvP guards and marked the base itself as the location you were supposed to go to, but in reality you were supposed to go to an obscure point close to that spot that wasn't in any way marked and looked exactly the same as the rest of the landscape in the zone. Yes, there is so many things much worse than "follow this slow person and kill the mobs that appear around it."

[@0zzkat]

Hell of a good point, actually. Sooo many BC quests I can't do now due to one-shots... And the obscure area ones. Just. Ugh. Put ON THE MAP where they are, please.

[@teywn]

andrew ferris that was that one quest in desolace right, where you were supposed to turn into a cyclone and fuck shit up, but you could only use the item at a specific point it didnt tell you, so you had to look it up

[@安土竜]

dossnake Yes, that one.

[@IamNemoN01]

Not if you’ve done it so many times that you know the path and you can kill all the local hostile mobs before you pick up the quest. . . . AAAAAND as long as you don’t mind the stupid NPC going as slow as death and constantly running backward to where he was before being attacked so he can continue walking forward. ;) Um, yeah . . . Totally annoying! P.S. SPARKLE PONY!

[@codeman7055]

I liked the part with the pandaren "you thought they were going to be spread out to take on 1 or 2 at a time, some hero you are"

[@nex6939]

You mean you didn't kill the eighth spider? OH LORD THE END TIMES HAVE COME!!!

[@Fr0staX]

Whoops.....Ehem....Imma go to Outlands.

[@Dicer69420]

Honestly one of the absolute funniest wow machinimas on YT

[@CuppaGi]

This reminded me to request that That Retarded Horse appear in more videos.

[@Sarephim]

Crendor deserves like legit recognition for this video. And I don't mean internet award that nobody has ever heard of either. I mean like an Emmy award. They have daytime Emmys they should have internet Emmys.

[@Whooachannel]

omg I laughed so hard xDpure genius. especially for the talking quests, ive often wondered myself why the quest giver couldn't walk 3ft themselves to the person they wanted us to talk to

[@BEWhiteDragon00]

I think your "How to Win" series makes me laugh the most. A lot of your machinimas have been great. And if you opened a Patreon for them, I would totally pay. I don't care what others say, I still love your WoW videos :D

[@Solcius123123]

My favourite video of yours, it's PERFECT!!!

[@jinaday64]

Glad to see the play through is starting to inspire things

[@tommyblater]

That space horse. So sensitive...

[@superwowman100]

2:17 that zebra literally looks like the Mountain/Brown Horse texture with white stripes painted over it. I can't unsee it!

[@reavieler]

The hooves quest killed me hahah

[@GamerOfSkills]

+Miguel Glória did u died

[@lens_hunter]

Genius. So glad the Lets Play is getting you in the mood for more videos. Brilliant as usual man!

[@goochbasshero]

"15 thoousaandd" actually made me laugh out loud, good job crendor

[@SultanAlmesned]

man you're awesome, you are the only youtuber about wow that i still watch his videos, even after quitting the game. keep up!

[@Vrikrar]

Crendor was right, this was a funny Crendor video!

[@kirbymox]

i was going to leave quickly but that awesome credit music kept me for a couple more seconds...and now i must listen to that whole song over and over while i play borderlands 2...thanks!

[@Crusader3010]

hey lets get going, let go, lets get going! Just as good as: Get out of the fire, get out of the fire, you're standing in the fire, get out of the fire. Thanks so much!

[@Desasterific]

My god, your lets play will create a hole new era of machinimas! oO can't wait!

[@zethraelofteldrassil3149]

"The Will of the Klaxxi is Eternal" ... and don't I know it!

[@liams9718]

+Luann DeLuca okay.. second video in like 3 minutes I find you commenting on, the exact same time I'm watching, this is getting weird :o anyways.... Hai!

[@zethraelofteldrassil3149]

Hey again, Mr D! Not weird only coincidental, and part of my morning routine ... well, maybe a bit weird, but that's ok hahahhaha

[@liams9718]

Luann DeLuca Your morning routine :o It's my evening routine, but yeah I guess a little weird is ok ^^

[@zethraelofteldrassil3149]

I am guessing Mr D is on the other side of the world from me, perhaps Australia, New Zealand, Singapore [have a good friend in Singapore], India, or one of the many other exotic places that lie between there and the US. :-)

[@liams9718]

Luann DeLuca Hehe, wouldn't really call my country exotic, but I live in sweden ^^

[@danneflum]

Havent even watched the video yet and i know that it will be awesome. Wowcrendors machinimas is a sign that the world wont end :) Keep making awesome machinimas and lets plays :D

[@Cmath22]

That Celestial Steed xD

[@Arcalite]

omfg the lichking part. IM DYING

[@Prophecy126]

hahah the horse one killed me

[@AjCassells]

OH! OH! I enjoy that even though we are clearly in open dislike of each other we keep to the dynamic of this celestial horse. I APPRECIATE YOUR DEDICATION TO THE BIT!

[@bennythemonk]

Easily offended Celestial Steed is still the best, even after 3 years. Where are you EOCS?

[@bennythemonk]

I didn't mean that.

[@robthedutch1]

It's great that now that you are leveling again you're making better WoW video's! Keep up the good work Crendor! I love your leveling video's and you've proven that it helps you with these great pieces of Billy art :D

[@Darkryn99]

Dude why isn't this horse a recurring character? xD

[@TehObLiVioUs]

the GOLDEN AGE of Crendor... > When he used "Trance" tracks as his outros

[@okerbel]

OH OH NO NO IT'S COOL I UNDERSTAND OHHH OHHH I'M NOT A REAL HORSE god damn XDDD

[@XxVaerosaxX]

"I'M NOT A REAL HORSE!!!" I cracked up on that part.

[@MrDrainBramaged]

The celestial steed buahahah

[@artandrhinos]

wowcrendor makes me smile every time. And then I get addicted to the Mystery Button and two hours mysteriously goes by.

[@CosmcarGAMES]

Escort quests are the worst in any game....

[@stormstrider1990]

Especially in vanilla to wrath where some of them were group quests.

[@MagicTrixMike69]

Haha, great to see you back in the swing of things crendor. Keep up the awesome work!

[@ThemTwoJays]

Did anyone have to download ESO again? :/

[@Non-disjunction]

No, because we won't even download it for the first time.

[@ThemTwoJays]

Not sure why i commented this on a crendor video, my bad. The game still shits on wow though :)

[@Kargathmen]

ThemTwoJays This already was here with Star Wars, Guild Wars or wtf that was, Rift. Eventually you will quit ESO and go back to WoW, it's always like this.

[@VaImorian]

epic fail troll failed, "Not sure why i commented this on a crendor video, my bad. The game still shits on wow though :)" you obviously did it on purpose to start some kind of fan war.... WoW is good, ESO is good Wildstar is good, just live with it :/

[@lance6810]

I tried ESO. Uninstalled later that day

[@Kroagedd]

I agree, the celestial steed is hilarious. Keep up the good work wowcrendor

[@fatcatco]

So this is Crendors best vid according to himself. It's not that good...

[@Thing5O0]

Oh! OH! I see how it is! Choose that video of this! Oh

[@rdsasuke1]

It is actually very good.I think you were watching a diffrent video.

[@Marane8]

The Luckydo Rap was better.

[@video5551]

One of your best so far, and that says much because all of your vids are hilarious

[@thegman117619]

Once again, another masterpiece by wowcrendor.....KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

[@Kaidan2151]

Watched it many times over the years and it's still funny. They hit the nail right on the head XD

[@matt657657]

I get so happy when crendor uploads a new how to win video

[@Tapionsdragon]

i Just love the voices crendor does in this video... he just nails them so well xD

[@FieryHammer]

I don't know why it took me so long to finally watch your video's but it was love at first sight.

[@Zadentai]

Oh how I missed Billy and the How to videos. Thanks Crendor, you got every quest type down!

[@rldeathknight]

hahahaha that lich king part made we completely lose it!Keep up the good work Crendor! and maybe im missing these but where are you let's play wow vids??

[@bloodgrave10]

What's the soundtrack called at 0:47? Sounds familiar...

[@NeroDracolith]

Leveling in WoW really helped Crendor out with these machinimas XD

[@Tirryna]

I loooooooved the celestial steed part! All of this is so painfully true...

[@misstijones9960]

Wowcrendor, I actually love your "billy" toon and Machinima so much my children and I named our guild after him....roflol....Keep going Billy! :)

[@yasminout]

2:47 hahahahaha I love the voice of the Insulted Celestial Horse xD

[@Thewarbeast1]

I love your videos dude they always make me laugh and put a smile on my face. The celestial steed was great. I bet he could beat up some zombie dragons.

[@Urzaran]

The Zhevra quest reminds me of my time in Blasted Lands where I had to collect Basilisk Brains. Managed to get the quest done after about 2 hours of killing Basilisks (about 50 or more). Oh, we also can't forget the infamous Westfall Stew quest. All those Goretusk Livers with such a low drop rate...

[@BearoShock]

loved the celestial horse mount bit!

[@genryu13]

0:40 If I had to guess, the last spider kills a random npc that is actually really important for some reason... maybe they know where a secret artifact or weapon or something is, and without them the heroes stand no chance of winning.

[@davulcucreeper2715]

he might kill thrall and dw wins...

[@chieftainofshapshift]

I'm never disappointed with renders music choice

[@Zodiacman16]

"IT APPEARS I HAVE AGGROED SOME MOBS! YOU WANT ME TO DIE?" "*grumbles* a little..."

[@brewergamer]

I love the offended celestial horse lol

[@fadelessdreamer]

Loved the hooves, garrosh and escort quest parts lol xD

[@WoGC101]

"That idiot didn't kill 8 spiders! HAHAHA! Jokes on him!". I tip my hat tot thee Wowcrendor

[@Mene0]

Epic editing skills on the desctruction of Orgrimmar,I couldn't tell if the fire was real or not!

[@HighLanderPonyYT]

Nice one again, Happy Holidays Crendor! (And everyone else reading.)

[@WarMasterX6]

Love the tiny dragon flying by in the foreground

[@evang909]

What an excellent video to end the world on, well done, I am never disappointed.

[@Benny_Boyo]

The celestial part killed me lmao, Crendor you are a funny man! :D

[@jrsdef]

And somehow billy's armor's magically changed at the end, it was a miracle.

[@gekkokkid]

"that may have been another tree's stump" omg i lost it XD

[@DarkWarrior103]

"OH? I SEE HOW IT IS" Yeah that kind of killed me. lol nice work, Crendor. :)

[@zedisded2501]

LOL. that bug guy in the beginning with the lisp cracks me up. BACK AGAIN I THEEE

[@ChrisSmith-hm4kw]

that horse literally represents the internet right now.

[@Ooppa]

Your videos are getting better and better :D

[@AbsurdIvan]

"get our of the fire!" "OH, oh, I see how it is, you think i don't know how to play this game, oh, no, I see."

[@skizle1337]

every time i watch a new wowcrendor machinima i get to hear a new techno song i've never heard before :D

[@mrdarkdragon456]

Love your vids Crendor. Don't play wow anymore but still love a laugh from your vids :)

[@GreenXintent]

been binge watching this forever.

[@ethankiehm]

I see why it got your #1 personal favorite Crendor, lol

[@Strudlez17]

That grinding quest. so true, reminds me of the nessingway's go out and kill 1000 of these!

[@J91DS]

Celestial steed just made my day

[@connorwilliams1231]

This was amazing Crendor!

[@dings215]

I love the celestial horse bit.

[@OmegawizardLoL]

This celestial steed has so much potential Cendor, use it wisely.

[@Wellsbread]

One of your best Crendor!

[@art99rainbow]

Celestial Steed ftw :P Your voice imitating is awesome crendor :D

[@NikiDim86]

Great video, Crendor. Thank you for making them!

[@InactiveAccount677]

I'm having a horrible flashback to when I did a quest to get Goretusk livers in Westfall back in BC. They ALMOST NEVER DROPPED! That was by far the longest and most frustrating quest I've ever done.

[@TheDarkOrchid142]

Love the music in the end

[@wehttamdc]

Awesome vid... Welcome back Billy. *shakes angry fist at lack of Zebra hooves

[@fishnbrian]

on the escort quests you neglected to mention the npcs that will run 50 yards out of their way to attack an enemy, and then backtrack to the place they left off on their path (even more so when time is a factor)... Trying to summon the ice lord in AV comes to mind...

[@JackThor1]

The undead missing one spider reminded me of the old one in hillsbrad. Higher chance a legendary droping then that damn venom sack.