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@ElveaTheAnimator Жыл бұрын
OKKKK I AM GOINGG
@not3mily568 Жыл бұрын
I need those
@F3L1X_rules_all Жыл бұрын
Thank you Kris! ❤
@Emilia_TaylorsVersion Жыл бұрын
The hoodie is so nice I really want it!!! ❤
@Thatonebrunette456 Жыл бұрын
I love your hoide
@Love__Art Жыл бұрын
Who else appreciates how Kris respects and talks about Jay, instead of just acting like he’s not there and he’s just behind the scenes 😊
@RoxxyFly Жыл бұрын
Right! The only other person ik that's like that is markiplier with Lixian 😊
@iamfluffy9079 Жыл бұрын
Omg I always think this as well she's really sweet and I love Jay
@AlienExorcist Жыл бұрын
@@RoxxyFly *Lixian lol
@RoxxyFly Жыл бұрын
@@AlienExorcist omg my phone 100% auto corrected
@AlienExorcist Жыл бұрын
@@RoxxyFly Mine does more often than I'd like to admit. I'm usually really good at spelling, but I trust in swype for typing and Gboard will pluck out the most crucial word in the sentence and change it to the most far-fetched thing available. Like. I don't know what a twaddle is, and I'm sure it's not what I pictured it to be, but it's sure to ruin what I am trying to say 🤷🏼♂️
@ZoeF.O Жыл бұрын
I just love how Jay occasionally come over in almost every video, not to disturb Kris but as a friend. I love their dynamic and I love them separately. 😂
@Vern-gu3um Жыл бұрын
Your fear of the house catching fire while naked ACTUALLY happened to me. I was taking a shower at the time, home alone, female, 13 years old. I climbed out the bathroom window naked as the hallway was on fire and couldn't go that way. Wrapped the towel around my face to keep the smoke out. My grandpa called me the streaker for a while, lol. Everything turned out fine.
@mileyallesxandro2026 Жыл бұрын
is it bad i laughed
@Yourlocalprocrastinator Жыл бұрын
That’s fucking terrifying-
@tripolarmdisorder7696 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad you are safe and had the presence of mind to use the wet towel to protect your face. That being said, it is effed up that your house was on fire, surely that was the elephant in the room exception to "everything turned out fine"
@urlocalgrandpada Жыл бұрын
Geez, at least ur good! 👹
@Animal_lover_4ever Жыл бұрын
I would’ve been SO embarrassed
@littlepeanut-123 ай бұрын
"ASS CRAMP ASS CRAMP-" Lol. Relatable. Because its that time of the month for me and its 9:40 P.M.
@sladeslickness6011 Жыл бұрын
The "living in a music video while it's raining" bit is soooooo accurate 😂. Thanks, Kris, for normalizing all of our weirdo tendencies!! 🤣❤️
@dyoutubechannel8218 Жыл бұрын
I think about Raining Blood from Slayer.🤘 Not quite the same I guess..
@sladeslickness6011 Жыл бұрын
@@dyoutubechannel8218 The last reference I was expecting was a Slayer reference...and it is all too welcomed 🙌🙌🙌
@infamouswickedjokestar Жыл бұрын
I was dying of laughter as usual. Kris's goofiness is top-notch tier level 😂❤️
@addygirl-11 Жыл бұрын
Fr
@lola_butterflies Жыл бұрын
frfr
@overlordalfredo Жыл бұрын
Jay must be the most invested editor on this platform! Honorable man.
@Oblithian Жыл бұрын
I don't know... Markiplier's editor.
@overlordalfredo Жыл бұрын
@@Oblithian well maybe top 5... but definetely not no.1
@ocupersgmail Жыл бұрын
@@Oblithian damnit, you got to mentioning lixian first
@MidnightMarrow Жыл бұрын
Yeah there's a good few tubers that have respect for their editors and Markiplier / Lixian are up there too.
@polysexualgoblin-cc7lv Жыл бұрын
@@ocupersgmail that was my exact reaction lol
@anupreetkaur4726 ай бұрын
10:55 the way she starts cussing her life out 😂😂😂😂
@derangedking117 Жыл бұрын
I need a mini series of Jay loosing the plot in every video now! *spins around like a crazy person* “DoEs A bEaR sHiT iN tHe WoOdS?” 😂
@infamouswickedjokestar Жыл бұрын
Lmfao 😂
@ihadastrokereadingthis Жыл бұрын
no, bears shit in the sdoow.
@EpicQibliFan Жыл бұрын
@Nikci Minaj 🅥 I am going to find you And I am going to skiddidle daddleedeee you
@emilkuttel1 Жыл бұрын
Not if hes a polar bear =)
@higuys1157 Жыл бұрын
KALLMEKRIS You are just a fraud who stole people's money in the names of delivery companies and this is against the law and punishable by law
@naturalchibi Жыл бұрын
Kris has given us so many compliments over the years but the compliment she gave us this time around at 7:21 is honestly the most life affirming most deep and personal compliment she has ever given. Thank you Kris. I hope you get to live out your own monster lover fantasy ❤😂
@whiteraven-us3nd Жыл бұрын
😏
@naturalchibi Жыл бұрын
@@whiteraven-us3nd you get me >:}
@OzziTheWizard Жыл бұрын
🫣
@higuys1157 Жыл бұрын
KALLMEKRIS You are just a fraud who stole people's money in the names of delivery companies and this is against the law and punishable by law
@yurimori34 Жыл бұрын
Well, I can't say you're wrong😶😶😶
@rainey2999 Жыл бұрын
I love how Kris actually takes care of Jay, unlike most creators who don't bring up their editors, Kris even includes Jay in her videos
@withercraft7627 Жыл бұрын
To be fair it's not inherently wrong to not bring up your editor much, heck some editors probably don't want to be in the spotlight. But I do agree that it's good when KZbinrs show appreciation for their editors, even if that's just them occasionally mentioning them and saying that they do a great job. Also I do love Kris and Jay's dynamic and I do agree that Kris does a great job at taking care of Jay. So yeah hope this response came across right and not at all aggressive or anything like that. Anyways God Bless!!!
@mrtech7156 Жыл бұрын
Also Eddie special edd
@sanjanaakotyada4753 Жыл бұрын
@@withercraft7627they just wanna stay in the editor dungeon
@withercraft7627 Жыл бұрын
@@sanjanaakotyada4753 I know this is a late reply, but I'm not sure I get the joke here? 😅
@danihar Жыл бұрын
That’s so true❤
@Oceaninabottle3 ай бұрын
The socks on the planes reaction was a RAGE and I’m so here for it. 🤣 That was the funniest thing ever, trying not to laugh so hard I wake the rest of the house up. 🤣🤣
@Hindy-poo Жыл бұрын
I just wanna say i appreciate very much when Jay comes in. What he has to add works so well with your content! Thank you BOTH for the smiles!
@serenitypurcell Жыл бұрын
Kris, I just wanna say you basically saved my life. My mom just got diagnosed with breast cancer and I’ve been having a hard time as I found out on Thursday. As soon as I saw you posted this morning, I felt a lot better. I love this video. Thank you Kris. Love you ❤❤❤.
@preciouslightning308 Жыл бұрын
So sorry hope your mom heals😊🙏🙏❤️
@__TheGuyWhoAsked__ Жыл бұрын
I’m sorry about your mom man, my mom had cancer once too. But don’t worry, when it gets tough it will all be fine and don’t worry.
@Preppy_Toca01 Жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry. Don't worry, things will work out in the end.
@higuys1157 Жыл бұрын
You are just a fraud who stole people's money in the names of delivery companies and this is against the law and punishable by law
@assmane999 Жыл бұрын
Breast cancer is one of the most treatable forms of cancer. It usually works out
@BananaaaaJoe Жыл бұрын
Isn't it great how Kris makes clothes for us, calls us beautiful, compliments us, does the weirdest Sh!t for entirteinment and always reminds us how beautiful we are! luv u kris!
@higuys1157 Жыл бұрын
KALLMEKRIS You are just a fraud who stole people's money in the names of delivery companies and this is against the law and punishable by law
@bjornanderson3645 Жыл бұрын
You are beautiful, I'm hideous.
@timothyfloogle Жыл бұрын
Same dude same
@jormungander_the_world_serpent Жыл бұрын
Tru but why is it not called the anti-social club?
@noididask5448 Жыл бұрын
@@bjornanderson3645 no ive never seen u but your probably beautiful
@itsyagamerkels80154 ай бұрын
When I got to the "Talking to yourself" bit I said, OUT LOUD, "I don't talk to myself" 😂
@aynsleyyost51682 ай бұрын
I feel like it’s weird if you don’t do that I have never met Someone who said talking to your self is weird
@cloudyskyz22372 ай бұрын
@@aynsleyyost5168I have encountered a plethora of people who have said talking to yourself is weird 🤔 But I think this is explained by differing opinions on what “talking to yourself” means. Are you just voicing your thoughts out loud, ie asking yourself questions or trying to think of a solution for something? Then that’s not weird. It would be more weird if someone didn’t do it. On the other hand, if someone is having full blown deep conversations with themselves, especially if the line between reality and fake is blurred during said conversations, then I will say that is “weird” or somewhat problematic. And that’s from someone who does both of these things 😅 It’s definitely an issue when the scenarios I create in my alternate world and act out irl bleed into actual reality and I kinda “lose” myself lol
@caprissalyn5554 Жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate the fact that Kris tries to smell good and gives us compliments for her videos? Luv u Kris :D
@ZoeF.O Жыл бұрын
Can WE just appreciate the fact that.... Fůckıng NO! You can appreciate whatever you want, and I will do the same thing, but I will NOT tell anyone about it in the freaking comments. Also FU!
@infamouswickedjokestar Жыл бұрын
Kallmekris vibes so vibrant & radiant 😎❤️😂
@higuys1157 Жыл бұрын
KALLMEKRIS You are just a fraud who stole people's money in the names of delivery companies and this is against the law and punishable by law
@tummytub1161 Жыл бұрын
We should definitely organise a huge sleepover with Kris to figure out if we talk in our sleep. I will take my stuffed animal and my own toothbrush. Bring our pets to talk to and talk to ourselves, because we probably won't talk with eachother. We can watch weird movies, go to the gym afterwards and have fries with ice-cream.
@bossyboots5000 Жыл бұрын
😅
@okana803 Жыл бұрын
I love how more and more Jay is becoming a part of the videos, we love you jay
@pinethealpha64127 ай бұрын
editors are like the coolest people 😎 i wanna be 1 someday
@Brightest.3 ай бұрын
3:39 when Kris said that I accidentally poked myself in the eye with a Dorito 🥲
@DUCKY0052 ай бұрын
How did you end up doing that? 😂
@Brightest.Ай бұрын
@@DUCKY005 idk the future must have not wanted my eye to see Kris sniffing her imaginary underwear 🤨😂
@SekiroProReal Жыл бұрын
I love Kris so much, she's so caring and makes me feel like she actually cares about us, as opposed to people who are just doing yt for money.
@thearcher1263 Жыл бұрын
Imagine walking by Jays house and here him ranting through the walls. 8:33
@thearcher1263 Жыл бұрын
I know my grammar people are going to come after me, but I meant, *hear.
@Nameless_Qwerty10 ай бұрын
@@thearcher1263 👌
@I_Heart_Musicc Жыл бұрын
Let's appreciate the fact that she compliments us in almost every video 😭 Also, thank you for all the likes!! I've never gotten this many before!!
@sophiepearce7326 Жыл бұрын
The compliment makes me so happy
@boohoo3270 Жыл бұрын
@@callsign_pesto no she missed a few depending on the subject of the vid but its nice she tries to do almost every vid
@salvadormuro7346 Жыл бұрын
She is so sweet 🥲
@Clover340_7 Жыл бұрын
Almost almost!! It’s every day
@GenesisBarlow-fq3lk Жыл бұрын
Ye
@gabrielaobriant38422 күн бұрын
I love that how Chris just like give us compliments every video she post like when I watch whatever videos when she gives us compliments it just makes me feel happy that someone says something good about me
@aprilmiller7601 Жыл бұрын
Jays french fries dipped in ice-cream response has me dying 😂💀. Absolutely Superb 🍟🍦
@jackolantern2746 Жыл бұрын
It says that is the most replayed part of the video
@Itz_CC1234 Жыл бұрын
Uhmm I may or may not drink blood i thought it was common to
@taleofthetwotwins Жыл бұрын
When she said the ice cream and French fries were good, I was like, yes finally someone understands!
@Bruce_Simpson Жыл бұрын
Kris is so consistent with posting new content, it's really quite admirable. I can't recall anytime longer than 3 days between posts really. Thanks for doing what you do!! and for making us weirdos feel like we're not alone
@infamouswickedjokestar Жыл бұрын
We truly love Kallmekris funny, amazing content 😎😂❤️
@alda-alidagriffiths Жыл бұрын
Kris, you are so adorable and I love your energy! I stumbled across you by accident a couple of months ago and now I check in on you almost daily. I'm a retired lady from South Africa and I must just tell you that I could be in the worst of moods and you have the knack to always perk me up! Thank you for that!🤩 Thank you, also, for your honesty and sincerity when it comes to your background and the things that have happened to you. You are a very brave young woman.
@angelscloud864 ай бұрын
I'm watching this with my lil bro, and we are rolling on the floor of laughter 🤣🤣
@sakuramoonbeam Жыл бұрын
Who else goes to Kris when they are sad and just needs to laugh, love you Kris!
@Dainawalton Жыл бұрын
I do
@claymack1109 Жыл бұрын
Me I do
@commaneroreo5028 Жыл бұрын
i go to her when i'm sad too
@Thevibinroom Жыл бұрын
With the numbers, I find that insanely relatable bc whenever I ask my friends about it they just think I’m crazy, but when I watched the video I legit jumped out of my chair like, “I KNOW RIGHT??? Finally I find someone that understands and it just so happens to be my favorite content creator! Thank you and Jay for making such an amazing team and helping getting lots of people through tough times.😊
@f3rnglow Жыл бұрын
Same
@mardzigaga Жыл бұрын
Fr same I was like exactly bro exactly
@coolgirl5547 Жыл бұрын
Kris is one of the best KZbinrs alive and I will explain why I will stand by this statement until the day I die: 1- she has been through some really messed up things recently and STILL gives us compliments, 2- she still continues to make us laugh and be selfless even though she doesn’t have to, and 3- she is SO. FRICKEN. TALENTED. Thank you Kris for all the you do, we love you so much!❤❤❤
@gailparrish22513 ай бұрын
“ yes I’ve had french fries dipped in ze ice creammm”. “DUHH”
@open.the.no0r Жыл бұрын
I love how in each video Jay appears more ❤ Kris's humor plus Jay's editing is the best combination
@Jiafei.YeHuanXiang Жыл бұрын
Hey matching profile pictures :)
@amandaanchor90 Жыл бұрын
I love that she puts on perfume and everything for her videos. My husband laughs at me because I never wear makeup but I do my hair and makeup before watching her videos. I told him it's because she's going to compliment me and I can't make her a liar. Lol.
@SweetHeartRose Жыл бұрын
7:00 Jay zoomed into Kris so much that I ACTUALLY saw Kris's camera reflecting from her beautiful eyeball XD
@arkshark9907Ай бұрын
OMG THE HAIR 😮😮😮❤❤❤ LOVE IT! SUCH A VIBEEEE
@magpie4838 Жыл бұрын
I've been trying to spread the "fries in ice cream" movement among my friends who think I'm crazy, so thanks for the quote and support! 😆💪
Жыл бұрын
Now I have to test that… or maybe not. :D
@raveyk Жыл бұрын
Because fried and ice cream are delicious!
@sharkbait_11b Жыл бұрын
Wendy's fries and a chocolate frosty it's the best
@jeffdodd1964 Жыл бұрын
ME TO
@katharinaschulze4416 Жыл бұрын
a former friend of mine dipped her fries in her mc sundae with caramelsauce and I tried it to be fair instead of judging without trying it but that was disgusting in my opinion
@LeeKnows4thcat1278 ай бұрын
6:45 I love scary/horror movies but I wouldn’t get past that one without crying and having to sleep with the lights on
@GingerbreadWOman23 күн бұрын
Horror movies don’t make me scared but they make me sad and cry lmao
@erictaylor5462 Жыл бұрын
I knew a woman who took a shower before going to see her OB/GYN and just to make absolutely sure she sprayed on a bit of deodarant. The doctor took a look and said, "My, aren't we fancy." It wasn't deodorant, it was her kid's glitter hairspray.
@Millixxxxxx Жыл бұрын
Ahahahahaha :D that's great! Taking a shower beforehand (or in the morning if your appointment is in the afternoon and you have no opportunity to take a quick shower right before the doctor's visit) is common courtesy. I don't know if I'd use deodorant. I'd be afraid of irritation and everything turning bright red down there. ^^
@A-famous-boy-in-hell2 ай бұрын
“I hope a Demon comes, and comes inside of you” I almost died of laughter 😂
@chasti5754 Жыл бұрын
Hey Kris! I hope your mental health is going good and all creepy pals are thousands of km away ❤️ thank you for supporting us with these funny videos
@simplyanavocado Жыл бұрын
@Nikci Minaj 🅥 how
@Colbyy4life_ Жыл бұрын
@NikciMniajhow she’s struggled with her mental health and they are supporting her
@thebushmaster0544 Жыл бұрын
i love chewing ice cubes! they're so crunchy and it feels like a challenge
@Deathisaninevitablething Жыл бұрын
I once got my lip stuck on an ice cube it hurt so bad, but it was good
@Ivy_Bennett-Weasley Жыл бұрын
I love eating ice to but since i got braces a few years ago ive started just putting it in the blender its like shaved ice
@Thatgamerguy2k2310 ай бұрын
Apparently if u like to ear ice u have an iron deficiency hahah
@Shadowx3410 ай бұрын
@@Thatgamerguy2k23 what is that mean
@Thatgamerguy2k2310 ай бұрын
Low red blood cells
@delameesh Жыл бұрын
I buy jars of pickles, drink the juice, and throw the pickles away (they're too hard). When I talk to myself, I always answer back. My self-talking is always a two-way conversation. Annnnnd, am I the only one who keeps locking my car until it beeps? No beep, I'm not sure if the car really complied. Embrace the weird! Love your videos, Kris!!
@autumna6374 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if there are jars of pure pickle juice just for you, my friend
@PresleyJackson Жыл бұрын
I have to check my door handles after it has beeped... I don't even trust the beep. if I don't pull it and it stays shut it aint locked.
@aaliyahsapien4392 Жыл бұрын
Hey don't waste them pickles give them to me I'll eat them! And throw like a cucumber or two into some vinegar=pickle juice
@catloversavina Жыл бұрын
then make it wet
@ickkpeople Жыл бұрын
YESSS I DO THE CAR THING
@TheonetheonlyJohncena-qi4xh4 ай бұрын
As a fellow introvert society member, that hoodie is totally speaking to my soul! We all know the importance of recharging our social batteries, and that hoodie just screams cozy nights in with a good book.
@_summerkate24_ Жыл бұрын
10:56 that was funny
@mini_moon7254 Жыл бұрын
Ikr I am dying of laughter rn
@AstridCrash Жыл бұрын
OMG YES! My siblings always said I was weird for dipping french fries in ice cream. It's the best thing ever, the contrasting flavours of salty, sweet, hot and cold is just perfect!
@Toca_Bear_887 ай бұрын
Kris be like”if u leave doors open I hope a demon comes inside you😂”
@who0istara4 ай бұрын
I was rolling on my floor😂
@DatDemonUnderUrBed4 ай бұрын
*I am the demon*
@Maddilyn-r7p3 ай бұрын
@@DatDemonUnderUrBed👹🔪
@DatDemonUnderUrBed3 ай бұрын
@@Maddilyn-r7p 🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴🩴
@Animeobsessin3 ай бұрын
Well I'm leaving my door open from now on 😂😂😂
@DragonFroottt3 ай бұрын
"I hope a demon comes inside of you" They knew what they were saying 💀
@ItsAnEditHarry8 ай бұрын
13:16 "MMM, METALLY" 🤣🤣🤣 What's even funnier is that I agree with her🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@aceonp1uto7 ай бұрын
salty😋
@pinethealpha64127 ай бұрын
it is metally sometimes when i get a paper cut i suck the wound till the bleeding stops (oh no that sounded so friggin weird (& not in a good way))
@spadesrelx7 ай бұрын
It’s metal-y because of the iron in it
@That1bear9535 ай бұрын
@@pinethealpha6412Same
@DatDemonUnderUrBed4 ай бұрын
Same lol
@Rey67962 Жыл бұрын
Let’s appreciate the fact that she makes us feel better in every video ❤
@infamouswickedjokestar Жыл бұрын
Absolutely agreeable 👌🤝
@appletopacres4849 Жыл бұрын
i LOVE KRIS'S NEW HAIR CUT! IT FITS HER SO FREAKING MUCH! I love kris's content so much. her content got me out of a super dark spot so I owe her SO much!
@Tinus.Fourie4 ай бұрын
Every time when you give us a compliment it makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside
@CindyBakow Жыл бұрын
Kris, not ONE of your cringiest moments have been while creating Riley and/or her extended family. They were brilliant! Never downplay that!
@biankashittygaming8659 Жыл бұрын
Let's take a moment to appreciate how amazing Kris is. She always compliments us and is able to bring us joy, even in the darkest days!
@biankashittygaming8659 Жыл бұрын
@Nikci Minaj 🅥 i thought it was the real Niki. im so stupid lmaoo
@manjukumarks Жыл бұрын
Kris never fails to entertain us. She collects all these weird points and conveys them in the most funniest way. The new design in her merch is really cool. Thank you for brightening my day, keep up the fantastic work!
@kinzley-z6j3 ай бұрын
...MOST WISE WORDS EVER@!!! FROM KRIS....'your a cute little WeRiDo....' TRUE FACTS BROTHA-
@musicalone8245 Жыл бұрын
I was having a terrible day. I’ve been going through a lot right lately; the end of the school year, reevaluating my relationship with my boyfriend, rushing to get things done, needing to move in with my dad for a bit because of my current relationship with my mom… But watching Kris always makes me smile and feel happiness, even in terrible times. Love you Kris, and thank you for all you do! ❤
@timashwood9973 Жыл бұрын
As a 55+ yr old who loves Kris, know that her appeal is more universal than you might believe. Joy in life, like Christine, is ALWAYS a wonder.
@Kinley_21 Жыл бұрын
The way jay comes in and interrupts the video sometimes is so funny we love y’all !❤
@K-ki-kitten7 ай бұрын
i love how Kris is always respectful, say we look good at every single start of video, is super funny without saying cuss words or being vulgar, and for me she is my confort youtuber if i feel bad
@KieYo004 ай бұрын
"No I don't sleep with stuffed animals" Pete in the background: 😢
@PutKassOnTv4 ай бұрын
Best comment
@KieYo004 ай бұрын
@@PutKassOnTv lol🤣
@slmosqueda Жыл бұрын
Kris's chaotic humor the best part of my days
@willow981 Жыл бұрын
Kris sounds exactly like a news reporter. I absouletly love it because its hilarous😂 And she even talks to Jay while recording which is very nice and doesnt make him feel left out. Yall have a blessed day!
@ninjastar19 Жыл бұрын
Kris is so kind to us!! I appreciate the compliments she gives us ❤
@kostageorgas83005 ай бұрын
8:24 the best snack is fries dipped in ice cream😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@KingSilverTheNightWolf23 Жыл бұрын
Kris is such a amazing and kind. She is always makes our day or night better. She deserves this success she has!
@malle4ever309 Жыл бұрын
11:46 XD I CANT STOP LAUGHING! "HOW DID THAT EVEN HAPPEN?🤣
@LaylaaaaaAMhAPPY Жыл бұрын
for everyone who is strressed, sad or etc : i love your smile i love your laugh i love your personality i love your hair (or lack thereof) i love your insecurities i love your accomplishments i love your failures i love your eyes i love your beauty i love your handwriting (or the way you communicate) i love the way you dance i love you on your happy days i love you on your sad days i love you on the days you feel lonely i love you on the days you feel helpless i love you on the days you feel like no one cares i love you on the days you feel forgotten i love you on the days you feel unmotivated i love you on the days you feel loved i love you on the days you feel sick i love you on the days you feel motivated i love you on the days you feel depressed i love you on the days you feel stresses i love you on the days you feel crazy i love you on the days you feel hopeful i love you on the days you feel cuddly i love you on the days you feel clingy i love you on the days you feel amazing i love you on the days you feel beautiful i love you on the days you feel like a failure i love you on the days you feel angry i love you on the days you feel aggressive i love you on the days you feel horrible i love you on the days you feel safe i love you on the days you feel unsafe i love you on the days you feel vulnerable i love you on the days you feel weird i love you on the days you feel ok i love you when you're healthy i love how you sing (or hum or feel the music) i love your taste in music i love your taste in movies i love your taste in tv shows i love the way you move i love the way you act i love you when you cry i love you when you're kind i love you when you're mean i love you when you're alone i love you when you can't feel i love you when you feel too much i love you when you can't take life anymore i love you when you feel like it's too much i love you when you're asleep i love you when you have nightmares i love you when you have dreams i love how you believe i love you when you believe in yourself i love you when you don't believe in yourself i love you when you hate yourself i love you when you love yourself i love the way you think i love you problems i love your solutions i love how you support i love you when you're in pain i love you when you're hurt i love your promises i love your secrets i love your attitude i love you sass i love your creativity i love your voice (or lack thereof) i love you hand gestures i love your stories i love your wounds i love your scars i love your face i love your past i love your future i love your present i love your outfits i love your style i love your art i love your honesty i love you when you lie i love you when you’re excited i love you when you're tired i love you when you're energetic i love how you look i love how you cook i love you when you're adventurous i love you when you're scared i love your imperfections i love your perfections i love you when you worry i love you when you talk (or communicate) i love your opinions i love your toes
@Claire-kv7vo Жыл бұрын
i love your toes-
@Lilias.youtube Жыл бұрын
❤❤❤
@Lilias.youtube Жыл бұрын
I feel so loved 😭
@SNOWDOG6969 Жыл бұрын
@@Claire-kv7vo wtf-💀
@LaylaaaaaAMhAPPY Жыл бұрын
@SirMemesAlot well honestly with my bad typing skills around (1hour - 1hour and a half) but it was so worth it 😭❤️
@jordancarmack5845 ай бұрын
Not only do I talk to myself, I do it at the same volume as a normal conversation and, if I'm walking somewhere, I stop talking when someone passes. Weirder, though, is that I still stop talking even if I'm actually talking to someone else, and so does the person I'm talking to, and so do the people passing by if they are talking to each other. Also, I watch Habitual Linecrosser and I now feel bad for the F-22.
@alexsantiago9594 Жыл бұрын
I love that Kris ask Jay about things and he participates. This is the only channel I've seen that the editor appears a lot❤. (Me encanta que Kris le pregunta a Jay que participe en las cosas que ella hace y él aparece en mucho. Es el único canal que he visto en el que el editor interactúa .❤
@hex_a_lexa Жыл бұрын
Jay's face after saying he needs to cut his toe nails 😂 I think the weirdest thing I do is talk to myself haha I'm usually alone so I have only myself to talk to. I have full on conversations ie dilemmas talked through out loud instead of just in my head 😂
@TeganMariah Жыл бұрын
Finally someone who gets it
@jessicahiggins7893 Жыл бұрын
I talk to myself sometimes as well when I'm alone
@AJgirl333 Жыл бұрын
11:17 The video Beep beep, beep, beep, beep beep 🚕
@20vinberr Жыл бұрын
Lol
@nanashinoname99375 ай бұрын
6:15 i do that aaalllll the time. "How long have i been washing the dishes?" "Lets see, its been 6 songs and most of them are 3 min long so approximately 20-25 minutes." "How much did it take for me to get to the market from home?" "Lets see, i started with this song and im listening to this now. 12 songs, so 40 min or so" "How much would it take us to go to that place?" "Well i remember listening my X playlist twice and it has 9 songs so 1 hour i think."
@SniperPanda92 Жыл бұрын
12:57 Butters: "You got the nice little shelf for your Comic Book and Chocolate Milk"
@carlmaster9690 Жыл бұрын
Kris is one of only a handful of women I'd feel comfortable being myself true around without worrying about being judged or criticised!
@nickelhusky4981 Жыл бұрын
I just realized this, but Kris you NEED to do a 1920's based makeup and outfit video!! I think you would look absolutely amazing.
@StitchxWalker3 ай бұрын
8:10 YAS! ICE-CREAM+FRIES IS #1 COMBO!!!! ❤😂
@tsissle Жыл бұрын
I love how Jay is slowly going from somebody I didn't even know to one of many reasons im even here
@Foxtrot77777 Жыл бұрын
12:50 haha Kris, look up the South Park clip “how Butters sits on the toilet”
@StillSyl Жыл бұрын
Kris: I have no cringy moments Also Kris: 0:08 3:09 7:22 7:54 10:04 10:13 11:52 12:02 13:13
@tarshmilarkey4372 Жыл бұрын
7:22 was my favourite
@rachaeltough6041 Жыл бұрын
we don't talk about that bro..
@Ashlivefromthecloset Жыл бұрын
HUNTER PFP
@StillSyl Жыл бұрын
@@Ashlivefromthecloset YESSIR
@Averagemidwestemoenjoyer Жыл бұрын
@@AshlivefromtheclosetBLITZ PROFILE PICTURE
@Ava-bx4dr4 ай бұрын
Talk to you pet maybe one day he’ll talk back to me got me dying 😂😂
@Funtime24Morgan10 ай бұрын
Kris puts all her kindness and hard work to Jay
@ViktorGabriel8 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Kris! For the compliments of course but more importantly being hilarious for us ❤😂 Your humour helps me get through the day when I'm low.
@chiemelaaa Жыл бұрын
Really going through a lot at the moment but watching Kris really gives me hope that everything will be ok. 😁
@ParisDurant3 ай бұрын
You need to be a News reporter 😂😂 4:21
@georgiesmith89 Жыл бұрын
This merch is absolutely stunning, I’m in love. Kris’s style and designs are *chefs kiss*
@RubyBenn-oz3ls Жыл бұрын
Can we plz just take a moment to appreciate how much kris makes sure that we are happy by complimenting us always . and jay just always makes us laugh whenever he pops up in vids. :)
@Unknown_12643 Жыл бұрын
Yasss❤
@ImJustMe39 Жыл бұрын
I think we're pretty even on the weirdness scale. We're both equally weird,hmmm. Color me surprised. Lol. 😂 I truly appreciate the compliments at the beginning of your videos. TBH, it's the only time I hear any. Thank you, Kris, for doing all that you do and just being a sweet,caring, and amazing lady. Much love to you and Kevin ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Take Care and Stay Safe.
@Sorin7645 күн бұрын
0:04 I was not looking at your torso. I was looking at the awesome dragon gaming chair.
@thejacksquatch1992 Жыл бұрын
Kris: So, how weird are you? Me: YES. I believe that sums up about 99% of all the KMK fandom... not that it's a bad thing 😁Anyway, thanks for the opportunity to find more weird and slightly disturbing stuff about myself LOL Stay being a wounderfully weird yourself 🥰
@larissagordon17285 ай бұрын
Love agree all the way
@23LyraG Жыл бұрын
Can we all just appreciate this woman applause 👏👏👏 also I love jays editing!!!
@Tocaashley201 Жыл бұрын
1:11 very❤😂but let’s appreciate how funny and complementing kris is
@leah-u6i2 ай бұрын
When she says at the start "you were looking at my torso wern't you?" Straight away i said , no i was looking at the chair because it was sexy 🤣
@x.perseus.x Жыл бұрын
i am VERY pumped for this new line. i just recently had a birthday “party” and called it “the introvert’s ball.” the guest list was my older sister, myself, and my dog kyle. it was supposed to be a big fancy thing with all of my friends, and it was. i used two different forks. my two friends were there. it was a good time.
@boondocksdragon8959 Жыл бұрын
Happy late birthday. Sounds like it rocked! 🥳✌🏼💚
@SDoggo Жыл бұрын
Yeah! Happy birthday also
@itsmeandonlyme3622 Жыл бұрын
I love how Kmk doesn't just take 20 minutes talking about something and gets straight to the piont
@pogo_prozessor1788 Жыл бұрын
It's actually crazy how your confidence and mood can increase and just get better by some compliments you get from someone here on yt who makes our day just a little bit better :) Love ya Kris
@kittygoesWOOF Жыл бұрын
If I see someone with a cool top or hairstyle or something, I'll typically compliment the person, maybe ask a follow-up like what salon they recommend or where they got the clothing item. Makeup too. Even just someone exuding light, if that makes sense. I've had a handful of people who were weirded out but that's so few and far between. When a stranger compliments you, you tend to feel better. You know it's genuine as well. I love seeing people's faces light up and making things a little less crappy. I think we should be doing that far more often.
@higuys1157 Жыл бұрын
You are just a fraud who stole people's money in the names of delivery companies and this is against the law and punishable by law
@Luna_Xx33020 күн бұрын
The fact that I’m biting my toenails right now 11:39
@mirafawn1019 Жыл бұрын
Kris and Celina are the only two creators whose videos I always click "LIKE" on even before pressing *PLAY* because 1) I know that the video will of course be great (duh!) and 2) I Love and appreciate everything these two beautiful badass beings are and do both individually and together
@kimjohnson5400 Жыл бұрын
I do this with Charlotte Dobre too
@staceygarrity7943 Жыл бұрын
Kris, I know so many people say they this- but you are one of my favorite you tubers. I will never get bored or tired of watching you. Your personality and effortless funny-ness and silliness will always make me smile I can’t wait for your new merch to drop ❤️
@maxwell869 Жыл бұрын
Lol kiss ass
@Alison_Devil1134 Жыл бұрын
11:51 you reaction when you got an ass cramp got me. Love your vids and you kris. Keep it up. (I am also very weird. I also get bullied for it. I honesty dont care about them)
@EpikEgg9048 Жыл бұрын
An ass crap 💀💀💀💀
@Pastaisfound Жыл бұрын
I got an ass cramp one time from exercising 😢it’s painful!also when your on our periods
@Alison_Devil1134 Жыл бұрын
@@Pastaisfound yes. Definitely
@Pastaisfound Жыл бұрын
@@Alison_Devil1134 when i was going upstairs in my house I got a cramp in my ÆŠŠ
@Alison_Devil1134 Жыл бұрын
@@Pastaisfound ik where your coming from
@SamClaffey-q1c19 күн бұрын
For the record, it is currently... 11.25PM in GMT where I live, and I tried so hard not to laugh t he part where ya rant about socks on planes, and I think the party that's been keeping me up rn could have heard me... Uh oh. Love the content!!