The WILDEST Confessions

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[@kallmekris]

Go to ottobykris.com to grab mini Pete and the rest of the collection while it’s there!❤ 🐉

[@AboveAverageFemaleCookingRoom]

You know I’m getting the mini Pete. I was on the Otto website as this notif came through lol because I knew the merch was coming out today and I was looking at it-

[@pannnbearington]

oh so we can abuse him too?

[@lindseyh8436]

I’m your biggest fan and I’ve been watching you forever can I please get a shot out in your next video? I am definitely going to be buying all your merch.

[@AmeliaKavanagh]

Hey Kris I'm first to reply yay I love your videos and so glad that you got to 10.7million subs you really deserve it

[@lindseyh8436]

POV. You just bought the mini Pete.

[@katemadge5907]

kris: u look absolutely stunning today me: in my dark bedroom, wearing a hoodie i haven't washed in 13 days, long fluffy odd socks and eating 5 different packets of crisps at once

[@IcecoldHeart17]

nd you still look stunning

[@maddilong135]

I feel the hoodie thing. I rotate between the same three pairs of sweats for like two weeks.

[@Miss-Jackson-3993]

Omg,same.

[@Irisesbloom77]

Hey, unclean hoodies don't make you look worse. They just make you smell a bit worse (sometimes, if you haven't washed it in thirteen days but also didn't wear it that whole time, it probably doesn't smell that bad. If you've worn it that whole time however... You get the point. Again, doesn't correlate to looks). You're still stunning

[@jadelynn1703]

Basically the same thing for me... but wobbly pop instead of crisps

[@kenbrown2808]

punctuation saves lives. "let's eat grandma"

[@kuroimushi9421]

😂

[@bluepolarbear753]

Then ur going to hate me I have run on sentences all the time😂

[@edwardboe7290]

"Eats, shoots and leaves." "Eats shoots and leaves." The first sentence describes a Mafia assassination, the second a vegetarian. 😂

[@ventimatchalatte]

“Do u have a crush?” “Yeah you” “I have a s/o already??” “*yeah, you?” “Oh haha sorry”

[@SnowFox_VR]

Let's eat, grandma

[@thatcorpse]

"You do you." Very different implication when talking to twins...😂

[@NATER-TAINMENT]

😶

[@tranz_boy]

THATS NOT---

[@leamsi-tc7rw]

That’s vile

[@benjiwalker4187]

I feel like the showering thing is pretty normal, I'm just picturing like a urinal/lockerroom type situation, you might talk a little but you don't really look at each other but you can talk and maybe look up at each other's faces, and the fact that it's normal and nonsexual makes it feel pretty normal to me

[@wombattakat]

Yeah, especially since they’re same-sex twins. I feel like this got clowned on way too much.

[@conorstewart2214]

Yeah it is no different from sports teams showering together and not every country is so disgusted by it. In parts of Europe for example being naked isn’t seen as a purely sexual thing like it is in the USA.

[@seraphina985]

Personally I feel like if all involved feel comfortable with the situation and it is not infinging on their boundaries so be it. This isn't a situation that presents any rusk to anyone else so those are the only things I think are really relevant here.

[@sarahlott9418]

Yeah same sex twins, it's different.

[@LKH165]

Yes, people are too uptight and freaked out about their nude body. or even by having physical contact with someone else. Not everything is about sex. Showering is not a code for anything Especially in this case, for what I understand they're identical twins so seeing each other naked is like looking at the mirror.

[@owl_lxvi]

Pete finally gets a little sibling. Ya love to see it.

[@zyrainc2214]

Oh ye pete junior

[@jakecassar6554]

I wonder if they'll start showering together.

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

My question is if Pete will rise from the grave soon after taking too many kicks & punches like a champ

[@S.N_21]

Yeah 😭

[@shay7821]

@@jakecassar6554dammit! You beat me to it! 🤣

[@Erenmir]

Me: *stuffing my face full of ramen* Kris: You look absolutely STUNNING today!

[@shrekurfamousmom]

HAH same

[@Bricompton__]

Same

[@KJTHE2K23GOD]

Fr.

[@Ivey247]

Dude I’m doing the same thing!😂

[@terrelldirks3382]

Same 😂

[@natcolita]

The shower one is very normal to me, for reasons people have pointed out in the comments, but also because in Japan, family members shower together since childhood.

[@VeliaOwO]

Same for me, I’m from Germany

[@laurenlafreniere7931]

Even with sports change rooms it’s basically the same

[@marisad3931]

Especially with swimmers too. Like most pools in my experience don't have dividers in showers

[@ImMaryPoppins_yall]

“You’re looking absolutely stunning today” Kris, don’t lie to me like that😂

[@AboveAverageFemaleCookingRoom]

Considering these are from Kris’ audience, these are going to be INSANE

[@baffledbat]

Yup

[@_we.meet.again_]

Fr

[@crybabys_tears]

FRRRRR

[@thecrippledone3325]

While us from oompaville are more normal 😂🙃

[@TheDisasterIsMe]

True

[@Cocos.tips.]

“I dont even wanna punch him🥹 BUT I WILL💀” *punches him* 🐲🤛🏼 edit: wow like dayum im a comdeian or smthg cuz thats a lot of likes😅 (but ima be humble and not say “mom im fAmOuS” cuz lets be honest. Its annoying🙄)

[@IMakeEditzBecauseIBored]

*punches him like 4 times*

[@LFCYNWA123]

You got 333 likes 😅

[@GrGr828]

@@LFCYNWA123now they got 444 😂

[@EmskeeTeem]

Kris is so good at bringing joy into every violent situation 🤣🤣🤣

[@bridgetgannon5786]

"He is very punchable"

[@Funkylildog]

14:13 “I’m not gonna pick that up that’s gay” 😭 Edit: holy shit this is the most popular comment I’ve ever made

[@Rosesworld25]

Lol

[@eilleenfilip7524]

@@Rosesworld25lol

[@racheleking7271]

lol Let’s make a chain

[@maryanderson8328]

That has me dying🤣😆💀

[@eilleenfilip7524]

@@racheleking7271 lol

[@justabunny9836]

I have showered with strangers of the same gender (bathhouse, gym, pools), my best friend, lovers, both parents (dad when little and mom before middle school), I mean... Showering is grooming and if you don't get pervy about it, it's a wholesome trust building experience.

[@lilly4197]

👍🏼👍🏼

[@Framokamc]

Maybe for you

[@king_z0g]

@@Framokamc What's it like for you then? Like being trapped in a sex dungeon or something?

[@arayamccart6737]

Dad showering with you when you were a baby? Sure. Anything past that is coming up on creeper territory, idc. Same with mom to an extent. Sincerely, someone who was m0lested by the same se× parent.

[@jasywhore408]

​@@Framokamc well duh? U don't have to think of it the same way they do 💀

[@Needs-You]

Kris’s ability to bring humor to even the most outrageous stories is what keeps me coming back. The blend of shock and laughter in this video is perfect.

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

That's top notch family quality entertainment

[@frosono100]

Gawk dayum O.O

[@user-if3mj6og7e]

Your pfp😅💀🤮

[@JuditaHoffman.]

​@@user-if3mj6og7e And the user name? 😂

[@Paige_140]

“i’m not a very touchy person.” the most relatable thing ever lmao 😭💀

[@I_like_creepypasta]

The way Kris says, "GET OUT OF MY SHOT!!" 🤣🤣

[@itsthecolorlavender16]

4:51 Every time she puts her hair behind her ear OMG.... She is so beautiful I can't even 🫣🫣🫣😫😫😫

[@pika_and_woods]

2:22 "But yeah he's just *PUNCHES* so punch able." Has me dying

[@mikaelsgaard7109]

No punch intended, 4sure..😂😂

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

*No "pun"-ch intended

[@QuayHollywood]

Kris, I have to agree that the lack of punctuation in those confessions AGGRAVATED MY SOUL!

[@bluepolarbear753]

Then u definitely won't like me writing to u I'm one of them.

[@Kshthymyla]

@@bluepolarbear753correct

[@femglover1862]

I don't mind if they make one sentence but when they it's basically a paragraph, oh that drives me up the wall.

[@QuayHollywood]

@femglover1862 One sentence can be forgiven, but after that, it's a choice.

[@femglover1862]

@@QuayHollywood So very true! I mean, using punctuation is basics to writing. I am wondering if the school system is failing us then.

[@MyDj1969]

Why do kris just have that energy like she just makes my day and honest and maked me wanna part like the stuff people go through kris will make you and me feel batter like show love to krus (and pete)

[@EchoXero25]

The running story was on point. She was succeeding as an influencer. The poster was "influenced" to continue running and training even after the event they were training for! That's a win in my book.

[@user-zc5vw5fq2k]

About the showering thing - i served in the military, and for 3 years have showered with the same ppl. Some times if we just came back from a mission we would wait for each other so we can go together. It was a very social thing and a rare chanse to spend a non stressfull time with the other girls. Depending on the base, some times the showers werent divided, other times they were. I can very much relate to the guy. After a while you dont care and it actualy helped some of us with body image and got us closer. Never a sexual thing, always felt safe.

[@michellerhodes5477]

As a fellow veteran woman (U.S. Army), I agree. It became normal. Didn't really think of it as being weird. I always said the Army took most of the shyness I may have had and having babies took it ALL away lol. A naked body is just a body. We all have one and it's not sexual to shower with other women/people. My husband is very shy and it's so weird to me but I get it also... he wasn't exposed to social showering or having 25 people looking at your genitals pushing out a baby.

[@user-zc5vw5fq2k]

@@michellerhodes5477 haha its so cool to know that military services everywhere are similar. Shout out to all badass army ladies ❤️

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

As a guy, i'm used to public showers in gyms and pools never having any divisions and no one minding at all.

[@user-zc5vw5fq2k]

@@ireallyreallyhategoogle not too commen in my country, usualy public places have dividers

[@occamsrazor1285]

@@michellerhodes5477 I was a Soldier as well, male though. Ain't no thing no matter which gender you are.

[@weby113]

"Appropriate attire for laundry day" 🤣 Meanwhile I'm trudging down the hall in my Axolotl themed onesie PJs draging that hamper😂

[@Devilishdish_andpeter_]

I have an axolotl plush by me right now lol!❤😂

[@TheNoiseySpectator]

Under what circumstances do you live? In an apartment complex ? At your parents house, in a college dorm? Etc.

[@weby113]

@@TheNoiseySpectator An apartment building, Goten a few compliments from our neighbors lol

[@timkilbourn5685]

Why is that the cutest thing in my head right now. I have a visual of you dragging that hamper mumbling about the hate of laundry day. 😂😂😂

[@robynhenry6207]

frrrrr😭

[@user-yn2tc7fk4g]

(13:54) kris: “do what 😨” IM DYING 😭

[@SourBiscuit4862]

Punctuation is a crucial aspect of writing it helps to clarify meaning and structure without it sentences can be confusing or difficult to understand punctuation marks such as periods commas question marks and exclamation points guide the reader through the text indicating pauses endings and emphasis mastering punctuation enhances the clarity and coherence of one's writing helping to convey ideas effectively.

[@green7449]

You literally just typed out a massive run on sentence about why punctuation is so important. Without any punctuation! 😂

[@SourBiscuit4862]

@@green7449 no there was one period at the end

[@green7449]

@@SourBiscuit4862 You got me there!

[@cjrebirth]

😂 little Pete looks so cute. And that quote is adorable "when in doubt. Punch it out"

[@Four9sFineJewelry]

You and Caleb should come out with a blue raspberry gummy flavor that’s also a little spicy. Call them “Pete’s Punch.”

[@Timmyson946]

In different countries it’s normal to share with your siblings really like in Brazil. I used to live there for a bit and it’s completely normal.

[@lilly4197]

Cool

[@Sableblair]

I love the compliments at the beginning of the video. It helps me so much. I got a not so good haircut a couple days ago and haven’t gone to school for 3 days 😂. So it really helps me ❤

[@BenitaSlays-vo1bw]

I love the "gather around because know it's kris reads screens" it gets me in the best mood lol

[@darthuncle]

We need a shirt please.

[@user-cy9gz6dr7z]

FOR REAL ONG

[@jokkehasa5298]

It's my favourite too

[@I_raise_tiny_dinosaurs]

14:20 😂😂😂😂 love Kris’s re-enacting the shower 🚿

[@braelynheltne6328]

The milk mattress would mold and break down and probably draw bugs. That's a really intense revenge, I'm impressed 😂

[@lemonielala3080]

I somehow thought it was a sister/brother shower situation and was thoroughly OUT. As soon as I realized it was two brothers I gave zero sh*ts. As long as they CAN shower alone if they want to, without the brother charging in.

[@FinnWolf-]

Its been 84 years... And you've finally made a mini Pete plush. Im so happy👏💛

[@Urfavbrunette86]

175 likes and no replies? Lemme change that rq..

[@MarshyIsAMellow]

84 years 😭-

[@FaeCherub]

IM UR 300TH LIKE

[@linnoff]

The laundry and showering stories really show how strong the nudity/sexuality taboo is in North America. I have these same feelings, but I get that logically it shouldn't be as taboo as it is.

[@sgtmajor5700]

Can we just appreciate the idea of having the Roman baths make a rebound.

[@lilly4197]

No it shouldn’t be taboo

[@lilhipp0]

tf is a taboo

[@linnoff]

@@lilhipp0 a prohibited or restricted social custom

[@elizabeth.601]

Its taboo for a reason. Not that people are so sensitive and faint upon seeing nudity, we all know what a naked body looks like. Just some times, you really DONT want to see too much of a persons body.

[@De_s_on_roblox.]

9:57 the way the story went from revenge to sick and twisted when you added on😭

[@Blu3_37]

11:16 "Three feet apart cause they're not gay" Is all that I could think of

[@RageBearer]

Public and family bathing was quite common in centuries past, and even married couples have separate bedrooms and beds as early as 1900s. if the home hasn't been majorly renovated you can often find these type of homes that are more or less setup like today's duplexes.

[@its_clean]

Sure, maybe, but there's just no logic I can find that supports the scenario in the post. Why would you have a jack-and-jill bathroom, with a dual shower? In what situation would two people be not intimate enough to sleep in the same room, but intimate enough to shower together?

[@monstersids]

@@its_clean The same reason they have "His & her" duel sinks The builder might have thought the same with showers.

[@johnneygold4088]

I mean, that type of thing isn't as taboo in other cultures as it is in america. Public bath houses exist where every one is just naked showering together. It is also not too uncommon to have familial bath houses in more wealthy families. The main thing is, it is all sperated by gender.

[@elianolivia4408]

Welcome to finland where whole family gets naked and goes to Sauna together😂😂😂 Nothing odd about that to me. Also some finns do this with other than family too.

[@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526]

@@its_cleanSometimes you want to sleep together, sometimes you just want to SLEEP.

[@AngelAnnieehh]

As a Finnish person, your reaction to the shower story is wild. We regularly squeeze the entire family into a small room heated up to 80 degrees Celsius completely naked. In Finland no one wears a towel or a bathing suit in the sauna. After that it's fairly common that the entire family enter the shower room at once and take turns taking a shower. Two shower bathrooms are probably the most common ones, although some people have even more showers in a row. For us taking a shower at the same time is absolutely normal (we don't call it showering together though).

[@Areeeeees]

Just tää

[@Areeeeees]

Meinasin kirjottaa just saman

This!

Also not just with family, but with friends too. Or at swimming pool. Or or or

[@Areeeeees]

@ yep

[@AdelynShamo]

14:12 is HILARIOUS! "You gonna pick that up?" "No I'm not going to pick that up, that's ga-" *cuts to Kris continually reading*

[@user-es6th6hk1x]

15:36 be like "I think about my sister touching my hair and it makes me want to envelope into my own skin and spontaneously combust." I RELATE!!!!

[@alyssa.69.]

14:04 this part absolutely killed me, kris never fails to make me smile, i love you so much kris!🫶🏼🫶🏼

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

The way Tony & Kris stood silently awkward looking at the soap after Tony dropped it 😭🤣

[@robertearlwhitworthsampute7938]

Kris, you are always funny and awesome. Thank you. 1,000 hugs to you.

[@moonlightstarzs]

12:06 "twins are a little bit....close." cue andy and laylay 💀

[@Games4lif3_65]

Yes!

[@beepboopsneepsnoops]

As a deaf gal too, I love that your subtitles are so on point. Thank you!!!!❤

[@TheReveSwift]

It’s automatically generated by KZbin ❤️

[@greene_eyes]

@@TheReveSwiftsometimes they are not

[@CASyHD.]

This video they are atleast atm​@@greene_eyes

[@abigailgardner4919]

least toxic taylor swift fan@@TheReveSwift

[@ealtar]

you know what is wild ? most of the youtubers i watch regularly are subscribed to the others and end up knowing each other, being friends, showing up in collabs and podcasts

[@That_child_of_Hades]

Same 😅

[@briwinans8311]

Same!

[@TheTemptress13]

Yes. It is weird. Then I just think the algorithm feeds me the friends eventually if I find one of them just because they are subscribed to one another... But sometimes it's weird like Ludwig with trash taste but also calling matpay on stream ... Somecross overs probably just happen after everyone has been around for awhile

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Fr! I always thought I was the only one with that same perception

[@b0rdercolli3]

0:13 “I’ll punch Pete. BUT HES SO FARRRRR” *later on, kicks him anyway :3* IM ROLLING BAHAHA

[@AmethystDraws.]

Varsity is an American Highschool thing, we have multiple levels of sports. Usually there’s freshman teams, sometimes sophomore teams, junior varsity (jv) teams, and varsity teams.

[@megankraay8482]

15:50 Confession: I do this too 😂 my sisters (all three of us female) and I have always done it considering it a bonding experience since we did it as children. I guess I can see why it would appear strange to others, but it also depends on the dynamic of the family and relationships between siblings. 😅

[@nataliegray8019]

Yeah, I didn't think this was all that weird either. My (F) sisters and I all took baths together as kids, and occasionally would share a shower as teens if we had to. When you have three siblings very close in age and grow up in a house with one bathroom, you learn not to be shy real quick.

[@MogajiMohammed]

​@@nataliegray8019But the person in question was a guy though, very different

[@tiffanymichaels2429]

@@MogajiMohammed I think they both are male. Not brother and sister but brother and brother

[@zoeysnow8451]

@@MogajiMohammed It's two brothers which is totally fine.

[@Asooh7.]

​@@zoeysnow8451i thought they had different genders.... I don't see the problem if they have the same gender

[@deedreamerify]

The milk thing would actually have an impact im sure. I'm currently looking at new bed+mattress to replace mine (for non milk related reasons lol) and theyre so expensive!

[@hunterwarner393]

Its a used car to have a good nights sleep anymore!

[@bigballz37]

“Non milk related reasons” sure whatever you say 🙄

[@audreynothepburn7663]

I love how Kris always says she how hated school but gets mad at other people’s lack of punctuation and grammar (me too!).

[@mm-kk5si]

kris gives me my daily dose of self confidence

[@gheata_playz874]

16:52 what a great motivator, can we give a round of applause for this motivator? 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Such a good influencer, helping motivate to run

[@GreetingsPerson-ve9mq]

00:39 can you imagine seeing someone in class or somewhere in public just having a bad day and pulling out and punching the crap out of a small dragon plushie.

[@La_aJ]

That someone would probably be me- 😀

[@Sleepykitten11]

So true 💀🤌

[@lilliansummertop1489]

I've put this video on every night to fall asleep to for about a week and I still couldn't tell you a single thing that happens in it other than the intro. Edit: I must have written this comment when I was half asleep, because I completely forgof about it. I just came back to watch this video again, clicked on the comments, and was like "is that mE??-"

[@user-yw9cp7md8i]

I love your videos so much. Thank you for what you're doing.

[@NomsStar3]

lmao😆 the milk thing was hilarious I just scattered the 7 years of photos taken together all through the house and bed so he wouldn't stop finding them for months and months

[@themayhemofmadness7038]

This is right up there with the one who put shrimp in all the curtain rods! 😂

[@NomsStar3]

@@themayhemofmadness7038my fav! i deff took inspo from that

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

But what if he's just a narcissistic asshole who doesn't care? The milk or shrimp works no matter the asshole.

[@user-mc9dk5oe5i]

Petty. Love it. Try glitter

[@Kittygirl2007]

@@user-mc9dk5oe5iin their clothes and shoes

[@lyra_3dits]

these confessions are going to be insane jesus christ HOLY SHIT LITTLE PEETS AND NEW MERCH YES PLEASE

[@valekalambe8306]

Love the video and your content, however, I grew up in the SDA and have genuine fond memories that had a positive effect on who I am today. As a child I helped to feed the homeless every week, at the weekend we held a free social gathering with skating, games and food for ALL kids to keep them off the streets. Instead of boring the children during Sabbath we would bask in the beauty of the Earth respectfully, understanding the importance of conservation and care for nature. They were some of the best experiences of my life and I carry those beautiful values with me to this day. All were welcome and none were shunned, despite their beliefs or orientation.

[@crunchy4702]

I for real can relate I don't even like hugging my mom which is sad but I try to show how much I love her in different ways

[@NotJessi_YT]

I love how jay has turned kris reading screens into a whole thing i love it also i really want mini pete

[@sailorbychoice1]

I was the youngest of 4 boys growing up in the 60s in a house with ONE Bathroom. The only one guaranteed alone time in the bathroom was Mom. If you were showering and someone needed to pee, they came in and peed, nobody thought anything weird about it. Where I grew up was a small city at the edge of the country~ every town north and set was TOWN, one family I grew up with one town over only had a sink in the house for plumbing, the flushing toilet and the shower and the bathtub was out in the work shed (the house had been built in the 1700s and had never had a total remodel. Five kids and they had to go outside cross the yard and go into the shed to pooh in the middle of the night...

[@christiesmith978]

Twin brothers taking a shower at the same time is not as alarming as a brother & sister sharing shower time.... WEIRD, but not as alarming. Was happy to hear it was brothers. Lol.

[@Theyluv_milah]

AYOOOOO BOTH IS ALARMING WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

[@Dragonwagon011]

HOLD ON WAIT YOUR TELLING ME THAT A KZbinR ISNT SELLING A PLUSHIE FOR 5,000 DOLLERS??????????

[@FaithLovesConan]

FR I FEEL THIS

[@Lacost.._lakeside.._Stables_.]

It’s 23 dollars

[@user-HaRRis123]

@@Lacost.._lakeside.._Stables_.ok it’s still cheaper than others

[@Dragonwagon011]

@@Lacost.._lakeside.._Stables_. I'm just saying that because most KZbinrs sell plushies for 60-70 dollars

[@legowithnish6603]

It is 50.00

[@kosmofrenchie]

Dear Kris I know you will probably never read this but if you do I would like you to know how much your channel means to me. Yesterday morning my best friend commit suicide I cried all day and all night 20 minutes ago I picked up my phone for the first time since she passed and I seen that I had a notification from KZbin It was Kris You put a smile on my face and I’m going through a really tough time right now and Kris still managed to make me laugh ❤

[@onlyasnowman]

I'm really sorry for your loss! I'm not sure if there is a more heartbreaking way to lose someone...carry on

[@howtodraw2817]

Sorry for your loss .❤❤

[@Jay_TheBirb09]

I'm so sorry for your loss- I can't even imagine the pain you feel. Stay strong ❤

[@No.1TwilightFan]

Oh my gosh that is absolutely horrible. I’m sending all my thoughts and prayers your way 🥺❤️‍🩹

[@alexisward1388]

Hang in there. You'll get though this. ❤

[@jankaltenmark9692]

Kris makes me so happy her videos are never boring❤

[@TheLegendaryShadowWorld]

Kris is training serial killers with the mini pete

[@jessicaholscher4097]

12:47 My cousin would just walk in on his mom in the bathroom to talk to her. He did it once to my mom (she babysat him and his siblings a lot) and she freaked out, kicking him out while he was like "yeah, but i just need to ask you this quick thing" (he was like a young teen when he did this). When he was really young, my mom was shocked because he didn't know "around" "under" "over" etc. as well as other kids his age. One day, as a teen, he was cooking a microwave dinner at our house and then got confused because his "peas were falling out." The instructions (pre spinning microwaves) told him to take out the dinner halfway thru and turn it around before finishing cooking it. He turned it upside down (since it was still mostly frozen, only some thawed peas started to fall). He works as an engineer for Boeing now.

[@hunterwarner393]

I swear to you engineers are some of the smartest dumb people or dumbest smart people I have ever met lol

[@GaySatanicClowns]

So that's why the planes are falling apart.

[@wombattakat]

That ending checks out

[@conorstewart2214]

Well that makes sense with the recent issues at Boeing.

[@skylaroberts4330]

So that’s why parts are falling off

[@Thereianthereian2132]

Canadians are like the chillest people ive ever met and I have the Canadian in my class and he is so chill I’ve never ever see him get mad

[@steve_bal4]

Call him an "American" and see what happens. 😉

[@alliemay9228]

Were not nice, just really good at being passive aggressive. Once you notice, you'll never see them the same again.

[@user-pf3or5wt3x]

Just say you ate à poutine but it wasen't skeaky cheese

[@Thereianthereian2132]

@@steve_bal4I call him American and he said no agressevely

[@steve_bal4]

@@Thereianthereian2132 😂😂😂 Yeah, we don't like that.

[@janixqua7282]

"you gon pick that up?" "No I'm not picking that up that's gay!"got me rolling on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-mt4eo4by4o]

Kris: You look stunning today Also me: in shorts with a oversized hoodie and a messy braid drinking Dr Pepper lost a sock trying to figure out wether I should be concerned for the video or laughing at Kris’s humor

[@Mystuff675]

Hey Kris. Having a hard moment right now. My puppy Arya is crossing the rainbow bridge tomorrow. She has been with us for about 4 or 5 years and it’s definitely hitting us hard. Love your content. It is always uplifting. Glad to see you today because of what tomorrow is going to bring. Much love to you and hope things are going well.

[@psychophaticcountess]

Oh Dear, I'm so sorry for you and your little friend! Be strong and share this strength with little Arya until the end. I know it's hard right now, but I promise that after some time you will no longer feel this bitter pain and sadness, and instead, when you think about your puppy, you will feel gratitude for the time you have spent together, and joy that Arya was a part of your life and source of so many warm feelings and smiles.. I know what I'm saying, because almost a year ago I said goodbye to my beloved cat, who had been with us for 11 years. We all loved him very much, but I was the one who found him in the yard and brought him home when he needed human care the most, and that's how I became his human. We had very strong bond and therefore I was also the one who missed him the most after he passed... But now, although of course I still miss him sometimes, I no longer feel sad, but rather I am glad that he was present in my life at all, and with a smile I recall all the sweet and crazy moments. And I wish the same for you. Take care my dear, I'll be thinking about you and your dog, and I'm sending big hugs and best wishes.

[@meeganaschen8388]

I’m so sorry about Arya! You have given Arya so much love and a good life! The deep heartache shows how deeply you love Arya! Prayers for comfort and peace for you all at this difficult time!🙏❤️🙏

[@MzsDraws]

Im so sorry

[@Thats-kinda-rainbow]

Off topic but I know someone that’s named Arya Just thought it was a cool coincidence to say No? Kay I’ll leave Really sorry for your loss btw

[@S1enna_1234]

My fish also passed on the same day I guess they will both see each other there ❤

[@Duny4-ni6gu]

3:13 Kris: You are looking absolutely stunning today! Me: Oh, thank you! Also Me: Half dressed, stuffing my face with carrots, ‘That’s so nice!’ But seriously Kris thank you, you always make my day 😊

[@hannah_c10000]

I was eating rice in my pyjamas:)

[@zoeypruebugz1]

Kris ur adhd shirt is perfect for my friend amd me so thank u so much for the new releases❤❤

[@green7449]

The shower isn’t for couples. It’s so that each person can have their separate shower. Like the person in the right bedroom uses the right side of the shower and that’s where their stuff is. Like if it was a brother and sister, the sister would have all her stuff on one side and the brother would have his stuff on the other side. That way they both basically have their own shower.

[@bobblebardsley]

12:17 Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they're both male. I can't decide if that's more or less weird but it somehow feels less weird than a teenage brother-sister showering together. Like you'd do it anyway after gym or sports or whatever, or maybe when camping, so if they're cool with it and it means not waiting for the bathroom, then sure.

[@conorstewart2214]

It’s only weird if sexual, even with males and females.

[@Lynx_0f_Elms]

Kris: You looks absolutely stunning today! *Me in my pajamas hunched over my computer with a bag of chips*

[@partyponyz1239]

Gremlin chic! It's all the rage!

[@Bubble_Tea20]

love how she always says something about how the viewer is gorgeous, it makes my day from how funny and nice it is ❤

[@OmgItsMatilda]

I’m so excited!!! I ordered a Fred teddy and I’m so excited for it to come!!! I love Kallmekris and her content

[@fingerpopper316]

More confessions please! I highly enjoyed this video. Also, I want to commend you for all the hard work that you do for us.

[@Slayqueenz0]

8:05 there’s lots of abusive relationships that people don’t want to leave bc there scared or still love the other person

[@Amiee_louise_]

10:23 the fact me and Kris was both too lost for words 😭

[@Hattiepetersen-fh9qq]

When she yelled CONFESSIONS with the background music I was half way asleep and I swear I saw the light

[@ur_fav_harper77]

kris saying "GeT OUt OF mY ShOt" got me rolling on the floor

[@Space_RL_]

Got into a fight with a close friend today and im so happy i can come to your videos whenever i need to cheer up a little bit. Please keep doing what your doing

[@Matt-ft8pu]

@10:30 I was initially weirded out by the headline because I assumed it was written by a girl who was showering with her brother. 2 twin brothers who are also varsity athletes who might be used to group showers in lockerrooms are probably the least bad version of the scenario described by the headline.

[@Marleigh-wd6tm]

Kris when you said you had mini Petes I litterally audibly gasped,ran down the stairs and told mom it was a NEED!!!P.S love you tou saved my life ♥️♥️♥️

[@user-cz2vs6rl3y]

I love how she compliments us every day I literally just got out of the shower so I just look so rough and she just compliments us

[@snakeeyes8777]

13:02 a varsity team is a thing in American highschools and college sports. It's the team representing your school during sports competitions

[@ILoveFoxes.]

Petition to get Kris to dress up as Ronald Mc Donald

[@carlmullerlane]

Yeah, I back that. Then she can go to McDonald's & order a Happy Meal. 👍😆

[@MariaMatos-jg1hq]

52 likes and only one reply here let me fix that

[@gwendolynzambrano]

"You gonna pick that up?" "I'm not gonna pick that up. That's gay!-" had me rolling

[@TANGOX5150]

Not me stuffing my face with food while she gives a compliment about looking good today lol

[@andrepersson8265]

Even as someone who lives alone and generally does not want to be naked or shower around other people, I think the twin brothers showering at the same time seems quite healthy. It's like a social moment and they are completely comfortable in their bodies; good for them!

[@Devilish_dear49]

Kris shouted CONFESSIONS, scared my cat

[@shmulyzuriel8717]

lmao. Well cats have a lot of skeletons I'm sure.

[@CandiLawson-mw3wv]

I've always loved your hair it's so pretty

[@BSG0005]

LOVE the running story! 💕 🏃‍♀️ 😂 Wish I had an incentive like that!

[@user-km5rw6ni4m]

I saw you had a new video and was having a bad day bc my moms ex bf decided to delete my email so all my progress on my xbox, and any other game I played was gone so I had to completely restart and get a new google account so I watched this bc your videos make me happy and seeing your pretty face makes my day ❤

[@Harriet-hf1sw]

8:25 Selena and Kris taking notes 🗒️ ✏️ 😂

[@isayahlowe2809]

The peter laugh is hilarious 😂 and the im not gay 🤣

[@Aurora-Ro]

When I first saw the thumbnail I thought it was brother and sister, I’m still disturbed but a little relieved