TikTok's Only Girls Will Understand

[@kallmekris]

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[@eshanieramdhan3168]

Hiiii

[@musicmaker1753]

I love you so much

[@heartsqueeze9347]

Oh my god 3rd to reply

[@skjskjskjskjskjskjskj-_-9105]

Hiiiiiiii

[@amelijasmail583]

Hello!

[@bethnowak3721]

Kris: “your outfit looks cute as hell today” Me in a hospital gown: “I’ll let the hospital know you approve”

[@Light__yagamii1]

Omg.. I hope u feel better soon💜

[@adacelebi2178]

get well soon 💜

[@zarahensley8158]

I was in my school uniform and I was thinking the same thing!

[@izzyjackson8501]

lol

[@Raevens_freedom]

@@zarahensley8158 same!

[@starrnanigans6402]

I recently learned the pillow between the knees feels so much better because it actively helps keep your hips in alignment by preventing your legs from causing any strain on them. Like if you’re laying on your left, your right leg’s weight is applying pressure to your hip, and vice versa for laying on your right. The pillow keeps your “upper” leg parallel and elevated just enough to remove that problem. Something the chiropractor taught me and it’s definitely helped!

[@heyyp6511]

oh thanks! I never actually knew that I just did it cuz it's comfy 😂

[@its_me_luv6941]

I did that w my blanket 😂

[@CactusKitty42]

The more you knoooow. Ya I'm trying this tonight.

[@lisavlogss]

ive never tried it but hey, it sounds beneficial and cmy so imma do it tn

[@missydec-tawney4061]

Cooollll

[@barrythorlakson9767]

As not only a boy, but a tall boy, I was deeply confused by how much joy it brought me to be called a short queen.

[@emily.999]

💀

as someone who used to be a boy i love being called queen

[@captain_cuddles]

@ doughnut queen 😉

[@the.wanderers.shadow]

Egg moments do be like that sometimes.

[@sarahmorris200]

Ok I now love you

[@ChloeSiobhan]

Props to Kris for the “Racons” and the scene from Holy Grail 😂😂😂❤ fugg I love you!

[@MiaFreeman-ps7pq]

Kris: "Your outfit looks cute as hell today." Me in my pajamas: 👁👄👁

[@marieanderson8715]

Me right now😂

[@Grakigurl]

Literally me

[@jennylewis248]

me too

[@Flauviexxo]

TOTALLY NOT ME-

[@CraftyFrogs]

Same

[@aet3rna828]

kris be like: you girls are all so dirty also kris: instantly understands every single one

[@russtavares6855]

I had the most trouble with the corner of the chair one. Wat?

[@TamWam_]

as an aroace girl, i didnt get any of the dirty ones. like the chair, or the showerhead (idek if that was dirty), etc

[@russtavares6855]

@@TamWam_ Confirmed, showerheads on pulse feel good.

[@redninjakitty14neko26]

@@TamWam_ id say same but when i was totally aroace (im on the ace spectrum now) ijust didnt know what the feeling was cuz it certainly wasnt for anyone LOL

[@captainwowei5705]

@@russtavares6855 I didn't understand the shower head one, and the last with the pillow

[@thebloxburggirl5246]

“Shelly we have to call the police. This woman is doing parkour and talking to herself. She’s going to kill us in our sleep.” Got me dying 🤣

[@laylagomez3048]

my neighbor has actually came to the door because they were concerned cuz ig while cleaning up outside they saw me doings.....stuff climbing/balancing on the fence to get to the roof to get stuff off then jumping of.........multiple times while talking to myself and laughing like a maniac ;-;

[@traitor.glitches5302]

I laughed at this and my headphones are in my sister yelled at me whatever your watching isn’t even that funny :|

[@Noxxy_ishere]

@@laylagomez3048 i have done that once and uhm i broke my leg-

[@laylagomez3048]

@@Noxxy_ishere i-ummmmm hold on I'm trying to be sympathetic........r u okay? lol anyways i did get hurt hence y i was laughing like a maniac....their was lots of blood ;-;.......anyways if u try that again i hope u land on smth to break the fall and not ur legs.

[@ur.favorite.phia.]

@@laylagomez3048 Layla many people have possobley clled the police on me multipal times while I sing Super Bass and climb like 80 foot trees... 0-0

[@thechosenknight.2677]

I'm a dude with long hair, i know exactly what you mean by the rubber band thing and the hair band thing. The hair band thing is especially bad because i have chronic urticaria, which can cause my skin to swell under pressure. The glasses out of hair thing is really painful as well

[@charlottebachman2701]

Kris: "Your outfit looks cute as hell today” Me who just got out of the shower and is wrapped in a towel: “Awh stawp it Kris”

[@doodledoodude1627]

Same for me! 🤣

[@al12a3o]

Same

[@user-ge9rh2us6y]

I was wearing pjs so me too 🤣

[@Sunnyfam-ql5vv]

I’m sick and I wear only a oversized t shirt

[@themeshricos4324]

Lol

[@Samandcolbyfanzzz]

The girls in my 2nd period were (for some reason) comparing makeup supplies bc they're cheerleaders, and this dude was holding one of the girl's eyelash curlers, and she said (fake name) Girl: "Race give me the eye lash curler!" Race: "the what???" Girl: "THE SCISSORS!!!!" Race: "oohhhhhhhhh here u go" Girl: (a tad pissed) "thank you!" it was one of the funniest things i have ever witnessed.

[@No_Name_Aj69]

That's funny😂

[@Khlo_Mo]

9:38 The way Kris says "Don't touch my phone" is just hilarious to me 😂😂

[@Ava_611]

The “Drinking, eating, suckin-“ really got me..🤣

[@StraberryPlatypus]

Drinking, eating………sucking 🫦🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SamMathias-i6r]

Same

[@SWIFTIE-go9ss]

LOLLIPOPS, wHaT wErE yOu ThInKiNG

[@Orphe_McM]

no but i was nodding like yep then it hit me and.... WHOAH

[@i-totally-am-nabstablook-hehe]

as a guy, she means sucking on straws to drink stuff, not anything to do with us... (:

[@Itz_GlitchyAsh]

I love that Kris includes Jay in these and makes sure he is known. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone include their editors in their videos this much :)

[@camila1925]

I’ve seen it frequently in Brazilian videos but it is rare to find this in other nationalities for some reason

[@Dragonlord13]

markiplier does

[@InservioLetum]

Wait is he not just her significant other?

[@Cjiscj777]

Oompaville and Tara are my favs XD

[@Galiant2010]

Simon Whistler (has many channels, Biographics, Geographics, Today I Found Out, Brain Blaze, etc) is ALWAYS talking to/about his writers and editors. To the point that there's a running joke that he keeps one of them, Danny, locked in the basement churning out edits for minimal food.

[@uwubakasigma]

the fact that she compliments us every video, does youtube, has another job, makes videos alot, and so much more is just amazing.

[@musbacintia8984]

I'd love to be VERY.CUMS.DATE youngboy is my idol. Hes the person I aspire to be, hes my light of day

[@esss9]

Plus she has tiktok and other socials

[@Not_Txsunamy]

your profile picture is amazing

[@uwubakasigma]

@@Not_Txsunamy oh thanks

[@uwubakasigma]

1k likes omigosh r u kidding me that's alotttt

[@mannathacraft]

kris: "the merch willl only be out for a week" me: watching this 2 years later

[@savannahbaggett7447]

Yay! Someone recent. Can you explain the loofah? I can’t find a comment explaining it lol

[@lilllxx]

@@savannahbaggett7447 i have no idea i was also looking

[@عمروالصلاحي-ق6ي]

Sameeee

[@Melanie-ww4yk]

Kris is literally the best, nicest, prettiest, and funniest. She must be protected at all costs. Thank you Kris, for always brightening our day. ❤️

[@erinmcarthur1844]

I loan right!❤️😊

[@kapowaiwarrior2899]

I agree with this comment, Who wouldn't agree

[@takutherat502]

Amen

[@ryetea400]

Idk. I cut myself with an avocado is a GREAT icebreaker

[@musbacintia8984]

I'd love to be VERY.CUMS.DATE youngboy is my idol. Hes the person I aspire to be, hes my light of day

[@starfire9450]

Everybody's talking about Kris but can we talk about editor Jay and how his cameos just makes the videos funnier. He needs a raise XD

[@matthewpollick5908]

I'm a male and understood about 98% of this, probably mainly because I have 3 sisters. Thank you Kris and keep doing what you love

[@jaidennfernandes3666]

I have one so i kinda understood a decent, but my head hurt😅

[@ddiver2200]

tell me, what is done with the bench?

[@Bestieboo6]

@@ddiver2200Tell u when ur older

[@Pearing-f1o]

Same here

[@Bestieboo6]

@@ddiver2200 ummm

[@EmelDerrazi]

'"And in the morning! You can propably amputate your arm... and not feel it" LMAO

[@crescentmooncreations7004]

Kris always looks so pretty, but today she looks drop dead gorgeous! I spend 3 hours getting ready for a pageant and I don't look that pretty. And the fact that she takes the time and effort to compliment us every single time she sits down to film is incredible and unique. She is my one-stop therapist. She should be an inspiration for all content creators. I don't think y'all know how much time and effort she must spend on every video and script. She truly is not appreciated enough so... THANK YOU KRIS AND JAY!!! Y'all do so much for so many people and everyone should like the video, subscribe, and turn on notifications for the queen of comedy👑

[@mayeczka1]

3 hours?!?! I bet you look like a snacc as soon as you awaken from your slumber. To give you a bit more confidence you should see me before I have my morning tea/coffee.

[@dcarroll888]

DRRROOOPPP DDEEAAADDD BEAUTIFULLLL😍😍😍😍😍

[@CourtneyTunbridge79]

Well said 👏

[@polaarj]

simp alert

[@l_Alice_10_l]

Love this! We need to appreciate the queen 👑 💅

[@Kawaii_Boke]

I was reading through the comments and it warms my heart so much to see men in there as well enjoying all of this

[@FallBookWorm]

Yeah, same 🥰

[@JosephGophaoneKgababyane]

Bro fr

[@demonprinceofspuds731]

As a man, I appreciate you saying that. Plus, some of it was kinda relatable to the fellas as well. But really, I feel like most people are here because we simply love Kirs' content and will watch whatever she puts out happily.

[@kennpeters1973]

Funny is funny. And Kris is fμ€!ng hilarious!!

[@lisajones1438]

12:55 "if he can't handle YOU, at your Fartest..." Quote of the day! Lol

[@Evie-s3n]

Kris: "Everyone's on a time out.." *I walk to the corner and sit down waiting for her to tell us we can leave*

[@TessaTheMultiFandomBeing]

Character AI be like ☠️

[@veronicabowen]

I love how Kris always compliments her viewers even if she might be having a bad day 😊

[@AvocadoFIN]

Yes >:)

[@Grace-s1u]

fr tbh

[@canadiaN-4201]

Kris is the kind of person to always try to make people's day, despite if her day isn't as good as she makes ours. 😀

[@orantilley]

@@Instabruh.User.. bruh

[@bvttercvpx]

Kris sounds like the kind of person to look at a piece of crap and yell “is anyone gonna eat that?” And not wait for an answer. I’m joking btw lol

[@Hal_Creeper]

Very true

[@catherineperez1005]

Omg yesss 100% I love her so much. She always makes my day with her youtube and tiktok videos

[@judyjumaa1115]

Kris: I like your outfit Me in black tanktops: Thnx👍😂

[@L26exxus]

“Your outfit looks cute as hell today” Not me in a hippo onesie, nope not at all 😂

[@RosieJohnson-v2j]

woah your twinning with @user-rd6vf5vt9v

[@Kawaii_Boke]

I get you so much cause I'm in a t shirt and underwear

[@kirstyb14232]

I'm in a dinosaurs onesie

[@NativeWarrior88]

Kris complimented our outfits, yet, here I sit, on the toilet, no less, in track pants, a tshirt, and slides that dont match my outfit, lol! I love me some Kris!

[@kiwithefaeriechild]

Me just in pjs rn😂😂😂😂

[@PriestessYuuki19]

I grew up being told by everyone i was wired and "no one dose that" and ive never felt like i belong in a group more then i do on this channel 😂❤❤❤

[@LydiaLove49]

"I feel so bad for the short girls now... short QUEENS!" 💖I'm crying. How can some people NOT like Kris? She literally makes life worth living

[@luka-madelenskjong6623]

IKR :DD

[@poppykeller7261]

That would be me!! I find it SERIOUSLY hard to reach ANYTHING in my house since everyone else decided to be tall. :))

[@toddflanders9541]

I used to call my little cousin (female) queen and princess and would play games where she is in charge and I was her servant

[@toddflanders9541]

I am a male by the way

[@markjake7262]

Just short people in be general. I am a man and cursed with being 5 '2"

[@Itachisgirl1996]

"If the men find out we can shapeshift, they're going to tell the church." With anyone of these tik toks and I got all of them the pillow between the knees has helped my hips a lot

[@juliyacollins4418]

She sounds exaclty like her tho doesnt she

[@Itachisgirl1996]

@@juliyacollins4418 she does which is awesome

[@ngl1553]

This quote is so over used ...it's no longer funny

[@Xihnic]

As I man I feel the need to tell my brethren of your supernatural abilities while trying to get a rubber band out of my hair. Sorry to inform you of this tragedy, but I cannot keep it a secret

[@emma-raehinson115]

@@Xihnic No one can know the truth, the ones that do must keep it to themselves or be punished by death

[@Thatonegirl_Ella]

The fact that I'm only wearing a oversized hoodie with nothing else on and Kris is like: "you're outfit is cute as hell" is just wholesome to me. Love you Kris!♥

[@bdubs3563]

Ayo

[@jellzie_is_a_bean]

​@@bdubs3563 It's comfortable-

[@Buckaroni]

Same❤😂

[@rubyhumphries-c8z]

thats so weird so am i

[@MorganMakesThings]

Donald Ducking is a vastly underrated fashion choice for those who are not planning to go out.

[@bi_horse_girl246]

Kris saying your outfit looks great was the confidence i needed (I've spent the past hour trying to decide if i actually looked good in my outfit)

[@semi.]

Kris: “your outfit looks cute as hell today” Me chilling with just shorts on: “Not really an outfit... but thanks?”

[@oliviaseaver9420]

I’m wearing a tshirt from my school and a pair of pj pants

[@lilacmoon3626]

It is 2:11 am for me so I’m just wearing my PJs

[@StarryNightSky481]

Me with just a bra on: Um Kris?

[@IDontLikeHandlesWithNumbers]

That one guy fully naked: Glad you like it!

[@InservioLetum]

Hey some people DO look cute topless, believe it or not! I mean I certainly don't, but you might! :)

[@robscott583]

kris never fails to make me smile. her smile could light up a room

[@kristenotap]

so true

[@jasminemaherelgohary8151]

Kris: "And your Outfit looks cute as hell today!" Me: wearing pajamas while wrapping myself in a blanket, this state is known as "the angle of depression" Imma get out of my comfort zone, bc you Kris made my day < 3 thank you ever so much ❤❤ (Edit): OMG THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH GUYS FOR THE 1K LIKES, I LOVE YOU LOTS 😍 ❤ 💕 💗 💖 ♥

[@elisabett4841]

omg same tho

[@starzz.xx3516]

Omg same.

[@randomanimationsthe1st]

Same lol

[@cadencemoffat4277]

me all the tme

[@merryncook1457]

I was wearing my pjs and dressing gown when she said that 😂😅

[@_lLexa_l]

Kris: "Your outfit looks cute as hell today." Me in a oversized shark shirt and hot pink shorts: "Thank you, I was thinking about changing my shorts."

[@silkwingsbluefanyay3759]

Kris:”your outfit looks cute today!” Me: “I’m a wearing sweat covered tank top and pj pants, but thank you!” It really made my day. Whenever I watch Kris’s videos, I feel 1 billion times better.

[@periodt_bitch]

Grl, tank tops and sweatpants are just *chefs kiss. Rock em

[@ketas]

while i wear just my skin...

[@so_im_tired]

while i am wearing pjs that i've been wearing for the past week because i am a sick pathetic creature

[@krystalirvine5171]

@@ketas Me too

[@Allan_aka_RocKITEman]

@@ketas >>> Yeah, I am laying here with just my eyeglasses and wristwatch...😆

[@kholdanstaalstorm6881]

Kris: Compliments everyone on their outfit. Me: Sitting here on end of week 3 with Covid and after effects in my unmatched sweatshirt and pants while feeling a bit better because of the compliment. You're absolutely stunning in every video, looking both comfortable and ready for a red carpet event in the drop of a hat. I'm certain I understood most of these as a guy and I'm certain that videos of Kris watching boys secrets would be equally understandable for Kris and audience. Thanks a lot to Jay for the excellent editing and overall great job! I'm so happy to see you healing well Kris! I saw an tips video on avocado recently where the trick was to after the first cut along the stone trough the widest parts. Take the half with the stone, 2 fingers on the cut surface with a finger on each side of the stone and push on the skin side with the thumb on the stone to get it out. Take care, stay safe and enjoy yourself all!

[@Haeliebug]

Oml this comment is so underrated come on people give this dude some props for this beautiful fuggin essay of a comment

[@arson_atlas]

@@Haeliebug give it some time, the video was uploaded only about an hour ago

[@Gatacorp]

Im just wearing a blanket as a hoodie while i drink beer and try to forget i have neon orange hot roots and no money to fix them, and toothpaste on a huge sit on my face lmao

[@sarahsninjachannel]

Feel better

[@-.annie.-]

Periodt 💅

[@Liv_ful]

Bro I blushed so hard when she said that my outfit looked good today because today is the first day I’m wear one of my boyfriends hoodies and I love it

[@Slay-baaddie6969]

ONE OF MY BOYFRIENDS HOW MANY BIYFRIENDS DO U HAVE

[@Liv_ful]

@@Slay-baaddie6969 I meant it like one of his hoodies cause I have multiple of his hoodies, I don’t have multiple boyfriends

[@eldritchbidoof]

@@Liv_ful You're..................YOU'RE LYING!!!!!! MULTIPLE BOYFRIENDS!!!!!

[@drroyalbleu7021]

0:07 As a farming man, I really appreciate you telling me my oil-stained work clothes look cute as hell. Thank you 😊

[@vencomaredon8150]

as a guy who was raised by predominantly women I understood so much of this and I can't stop laughing😂😂😂 I'm sending this straight to my mom she'd love this

[@isaacbrown1536]

same

[@alexbielen9195]

Same

[@zamaanraza]

same

[@critzibletherainbowknight322]

Same

[@dregan7057]

Smae

[@AJaymes91]

The hairtie on the wrist one though! Mine leaves red marks on my wrist, instead of taking it off, I just move it up or down thus getting more marks on my wrist. My coworker saw my wrist and immediately quietly asked if I was okay, she was really concerned. I looked down at my wrist and understood, I said "Oh, yes! It's just from my hairtie!" And showed her. I appreciate her for caring though!

[@nightowl2276]

omg same once I asked my guy friend (who has a wrist 2x the size of mine) if he could just wear my hair tie for a bit to stretch it out. I now have that one plus 2 others on my wrist and I usually have 2 on me at any given time

[@enitsujmortensen9394]

Awe that's so sweet! I actually am a recovering self harmer, so I get weird looks often. But that is amazing!! We love her ❤️

[@Panda72021]

Yeah, I always get anxious that someone will think I've been self-harming, or that someone has hurt me; when I remove a hair tie from my wrist. We're okay...we're all just tired of having our hair in our faces when we have things to do.

[@Laurastar2009]

I'm 5'3" and the struggle is real. My favourite tool for getting things that are out of my reach is a long wooden sword - you know the wooden play swords you can buy in castle gift shops. I can nudge boxes off shelves, loop bag handles onto it, or wrap a duster cloth on the end to clean. Super useful.

[@Laurastar2009]

@Piano Sauce Thank you. I'll happily wear that crown - it goes so well with the sword ;)

[@PoizonIvy1221]

5’3” as well and I use the little tool that came with the Easy Bake Oven for sliding the cake in!🤷🏼‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rachelharris5919]

I’m 5’3” and at the grocery store, I go to the sports section and a golf club becomes my best friend to get things off the top shelves

[@pyperj.2127]

Omg I gotta get one of those

[@HereComesThe-Sun]

I didnt know 3 extra inches could somehow make my life so much easier

[@gk_the_weirdo]

0:07 OMG I WAS WEARING MY NEW PAIR OF PANTS WHEN YOU SAID THAT!!❤❤❤

[@theravenwizard]

I got literal chills as I felt my depression surrendering under the weight of all this positivity that I don't understand. Seriously, thank you. Made my day in a handful of seconds.

[@Morana-mori]

That’s wonderful, and I hope you stay positive! If you ever need to talk to anyone for any reason there’s lots of people who are willing to talk on insta or Facebook or even some KZbin videos you can watch to make you happy if you don’t wanna talk to people

[@vicquesadilla2276]

Let your depression be fought and defeated!! You got this

[@splatinumm]

Lol

[@lordmoncef5494]

If a ytber saying basic stuff made u day i bet u have a really privileged life

[@theravenwizard]

@@lordmoncef5494 Maybe so, but it doesn't make it any less true that it's the most positivity I face on a daily basis.

[@elenakrasina454]

Can we just appreciate the fact that Kris puts in so much hard work just to make us happy?

[@sofialinley7525]

I agree

[@StellaNutella-d5d]

“Aww that’s kinda sad, You can’t see your beautiful faces in the mirrors” that caught me off guard also Kris I love your video so much. ❤

[@stephaniespicer6834]

"Is nothing sacred?" I am dead! 😂 AND a Monty Python clip. ❤

[@BrookieMonster999]

I love Monty python❤

[@austriae]

I think we all owe Kris and Jay a big "Thank you" for the effort they put in these videos. Thank you Kris for always complimenting us each video and making our days brighter! Thank you Jay for making these videos so fun and your effort!

[@CrypticTv5]

Y.E.S

[@Watkinson6353]

@@CrypticTv5 I accidentally prssed the translate button & it said, Yes. It. Is

[@CrypticTv5]

@@Watkinson6353 thats funny,it was ment to be claping not abrefed lol

[@hynjinnlvsflix]

“Your outfit looks cute as hell today” *Me in a literal narwhal onesie*

[@randoposts420]

omg i want one so badd!!!

[@roseatkins7864]

Fairy bread tee

[@rangefromtblt4047]

That's probably actually really cute.

[@trevorrodgers-gray2010]

cute🐟

[@sipurh2o]

She described it perfectly

[@VENUS_flyTrApZ]

10:15 as a dancer who has to constantly wear sequins, it hurts😭😭

[@kashishtaneja8318]

You can actually feel like you could be friends with her in real life. She's always soo sweet and genuinely lovley nature. Love your videos Kris 💜💜

[@kallmekris]

Awwww thanks love ❤️

[@kashishtaneja8318]

Omg I'm gonna cry noww 😭😭😭 whatt I actually got a reply!!

[@cookietrixgacha3466]

Yas

[@aToxicFlower]

I really wish I was her friend tbh…even tho I’m barely even a teenager I still wish it *me only having half siblings and half step-siblings be like*

[@i_sleep-forever7804]

@@aToxicFlower I have 3 half siblings and one siblings

[@-Akkito_.]

"And your outfit is looking BEAUTIFUL TODAY-" Me wearing my school uniform preparing for the anxiety I'm going to receive. Keep up the amazing work Kris! You've always managed to make me smile each time I watch you ♡

[@wigwednesdayyyeiudrgsj]

very relatable

[@hkmglle]

that was me the other day tho-

[@poisonedheart9765]

Literally have to mentally prepare for school😣

[@hkmglle]

@@poisonedheart9765 same tho i’m in middle school and it’s hell

[@vyshallyrameshkumar7313]

I'm glad it's the spring break for me rn

[@ShadowedDemise]

Kris: “Your outfit looks cute as hell today.” 🥰 Me: *only wearing boxers* Oh, well thank you for noticing. It’s not much. I just kinda threw it on. 🤣

[@hollywilliams8908]

@@arayaelder4092 I'm here in jogging bottoms and a shirt😂

[@hayfahazzazi6656]

i'm in pyjamas and she said that i laughed 😂😂

[@mrfrogkingg]

I'm wearing what Kris is wearing but in pink.

[@hollywilliams8908]

@@mrfrogkingg oooooo prettyy

[@Angela-17-buck_mattheo]

@@rosesonmygrave9290 same pjs for me

[@dannystratyys4002]

Thanks Kris for bringin the smiles! Wasn’t having a bad day but you still made it better, as always! Have a great week :)

[@Bhi_yuss]

I was having a really bad day but I can relate to kris making the day/night better

[@jet8736]

I love how kris just gives us the uncomfortable how to when everyone else is like ehhhhh no my imaggggeeee

[@eforeddiemurphy]

I adore how she's just herself throughout the entire video she inspires us to be ourselves aswell! Thank you!

[@fraz8170]

for a tiktok actor who rose to fame through toddler impressions and alcoholic lesbian skits, you've really nurtured such a kind and welcoming community with the most chaotic foundations possible. love it. know that every time you compliment us in a video, a few thousand compliment you back

[@foy5051]

"alcoholic lesbian"🤔......🤯😂😂😂😂

[@foopadr9076]

cringe

[@ThechapmansENA]

well when you put it that way...wow...just wow.

[@dei_licious]

Slaps 5 Compliments 4 I don't get people who talk like this

[@md1748.]

​@@foy5051 Janet and Katrina, her characters

[@DannieMama]

“I don’t know why some girls have those nails and still wipe their ass” had me laughing for 5 minutes strait. It’s relatable

[@agwithkg1822]

For the sequin dress one; I’m Indian and the dresses and outfits I wear to the temple and events are COVERED in gems and pointy shiny stuff, and it HURTS to get in/out of them. And they are made in such a way that makes it HURT to get in and out because the head hole is always too small or too close to the arm holes that it hurts to get ur arm in without bending ur neck back like an owl lol

[@EM7415]

Like I'm not indian but I can imagine ur pain and it hurts

[@hellohello-ss2xn]

as a fellow indian, i can agree, y those dresses got to be the itchiest things in the known universe is beyond me, even the simpler one are like that. the garments are still stunning tho

[@thatoneguyjeff8555]

im not indian but i do circus and THOSE PEOPLE PUT SEQUINS ON EVERYTHING and then I have to do parkour in a sequined leotard. it is...literally scarring me

[@Siya26123]

As a fellow Indian, I relate to you

[@Frankie_1908]

I'm Indian and I can totally relate. Though I haven't worn Indian outfits since...Covid I think.

[@XxGothKayxX]

I've been a girl for 37 years and don't understand over half of all of it!!! have I been living my life the wrong way?!!! I enjoy your videos this is the bestest KZbin channel ever!!! It brings light to my ever so dark life. And I thank you for all the time you put into your videos. You actually make me happy. Thank you for being you thank you for existing! And thank you for all of the compliments that I cannot accept because I am complete trash. Okay I go now!!! 🖤♥️🖤

[@adrianaheiler9794]

Agreed! I'm 44 and was asking myself "what now?" every few seconds. I do relate to all the short girl stuff though. Constantly parkouring through my life to reach things. I'm just here for Kris honestly and her fun and kind nature. I found her through Dr. Mike's channel.

[@KatieStephens]

I understood almost all of it and basically every one of them was a ‘it makes ya coochie feel good’ thing 🤣🤣

[@hallsplay321]

That means u are innocent!😀😁😍😶 ......lol im not

[@zoejohnson3714]

@@KatieStephens 🤫

[@KatieStephens]

@@zoejohnson3714 Kris kinda gave most of them away tbf 🤣 ‘butterflies between my thighs’ 🤣🤣

[@stayofthesky5472]

Kris: "WHY IS NOTHING SACRED" Also Kris: "School be lit tho"

[@Fakeslimshady07]

This is the kind of stuff that needs to be taught in school

[@Hi.im.me_]

XD

[@askaristorm9069]

Frrrrr

[@cassiraffe8939]

What does the corner of the chair mean? 😅😭

[@THEMASTER10121]

😂

[@I_am_a_bookworm]

I wear hair ties around my wrist so often I get the worst tan lines in the summer 😭😭

[@jdawg7039]

Can we just take a minute and appreciate how much kris had gone through and that she keeps on going strong. I love you kris and I hope you keep doing what your doing.❤️❤️❤️

[@tworrell916]

Thank you Kris for complementing me literally every time you film. Not a lot of KZbinrs actually do this. ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

[@kallmekris]

❤️❤️❤️

[@lukeschannel4570]

@UCENLwsrF6XQNWE1lGVMR86A stop r u a bot

[@gummygrenade]

@@lukeschannel4570 If you suspect that someone is a bot, don’t reply to it, just report it for spam and move on.

[@doratheexplorer87]

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[@tworrell916]

@@doratheexplorer87 unnecessary comment

[@cthulhu4713]

sometimes your compliments and your uplifting and funny videos are literally the only thing getting me through the day mentally. I’ve had some rough patches recently and hearing your calming and cheerful voice brings me so much joy. I don’t know if you truly realize the difference you make here and what you are doing is truly and deeply impacting your audience for the absolute better, so Kris and Jay, I thank you truly and from the bottom of my heart for changing my day for the better, because overtime the days are just going to get better, so truly thank you for changing my life. Keep up the amazing work.

[@City-P4wss]

3:55 no, if I HAD to put my hair up and it was only a rubber band, I’ll just deal with my hair. Or chop it off. I am NOT using that rubber band

[@lunatvt9016]

I was just crying before I came across this honestly kris made my whole night better. So thank you Kris for making me happy!

[@TaskmasterS1721]

The look on Jays face when Kris said "I'm sorry", absolutely screamed "No you're not."

[@maesnow6684]

The Loofah is MAGICAL. My nana gave me one because I was too lazy to buy one and it makes bubbles all over your body and you don’t have to use as much body wash (such a life saver). And it’s also very soft and scratchy at the same time.

[@ginnyeacho7570]

Am I the only one who uses way too much body wash so I can be a snowman

[@MonstarRob]

samee

[@cheyenneherner7165]

Omg Ginny meeee toooo!!!!

[@Gods_follower025]

I’m a man who uses a loofah

[@dianabuck7310]

Yeah, my husband has bought me loofahs. But he's the one that uses them. I just like when they look cute, like a mermaid or a floofy cat.

[@Phoebsteroni]

“Your outfit looks cut is hell today” Me in my uncomfortable school clothes: 👁️👄👁️

[@adel1neee]

“And your outfit looks cute as hell today!” *me wearing a baggy shirt and pj pants:* jokes aside, thank you sm kris for spreading positive energy to your fans cause you never know when someone needs it. LOVE YOU QUEEN💕 (btw your makeup and hair are always STUNNING)

[@itsapercyjacksonthing]

ya i'm literally sitting here in a snuggie and i feel so special thanks to kris :) 💖

[@The_stqr.stummer]

same here

[@bunnyphoenix2992]

Guys I didn't understand most of the things in the video 😭

[@Hannah-rl1is]

Same

[@LilTalunik]

and then there is me, lying in bed with a shirt, watching her videos and contemplating life

[@annapowell9203]

Jay needs a raise for that "tis but a scratch" joke

[@lilalakes968]

That was a good movie

[@feather5385]

Ah the holy grail, the good young days bcs i'm only 14😅😌💅 (i have the coconuts at home...)

[@cool-aidmaaan3646]

I love Monty Python

[@BrookieMonster999]

Yes

[@Tasonir]

For the avocado scar: tell people "I once fought an avocado and lost". If they like it you can always add in "But you should have seen what happened to the avocado!" One of my best lines :)

[@ryasnipes6068]

Dito... cut my left index finger. I'm stealing that line! :)

[@gilaoberman9282]

🤣🤣

[@NikitaEsipenko]

thanks on the compliments you give at the start of your videos. i really needed them, especially now, when i met my newest trauma, a tooth dislocated so much, that it is over the roots of the teeth from the upper jaw. it´s sideways too and i feel it right next to the bottom part of my nose. i really need to kinda get it out of my head... tiny edit: i also love your videos and the humor you add with that ;) and, now that i think of it, i have a wooden shotgun that shoots rubber bands (4:00)

[@Kat-bu3bn]

Kris is the type of woman who builds other woman up. It’s a rare trait anymore. She seems like the friend that even tho you look like crap will find something beautiful about you and tell you. She brightens my day always!

[@SweetGaming]

Kris: "And your Outfit looks cute as hell today!" Me: sitting there in a green christmas pullover with "mrs" lettering I feel pretty now! ♥

[@renataestevespupo2270]

Me in a pj😅

[@mathewcampbell2875]

I'm a guy and I understood almost 100% of everything I saw, mainly because I was raised by 4 women ( mother an her 3 daugthers) and I always had a fair amount of female friends to explain these stuff to me🙂

[@thespicychicken7774]

You were taught well...

[@jpkp65]

do you sleep with a pillow between your legs too? it's so comfy even as a guy.

[@happyflake4552]

I really respect people like you who don't make a big deal or act grossed out by normal female things. Thank you

[@josie3956]

you understand the loofah thing?

[@thespicychicken7774]

@@happyflake4552 agreed, thank you ✨

[@duckbucklover-k4x]

Kris thanks for flattering me with the lovely compliment at the start of the video ❤❤

[@Ennio444]

The paper in the toilet doesn't prevent noise, it prevents Poseidon's Kiss.

[@Giratina871]

It prevents both I guess. The noise from the faucets to dampen the sound of the drop, as well as prevent the splashback

[@fallen.embers]

Ohh😂😂😂

[@maya.makes.things]

True tho

[@yokaescorner]

😂😂😂Poseidon's kiss, hilarious

[@geekpunk5159]

those tingy splashes and the fear that mosquitos are there biting my ass

[@francisweller839]

I am a male, and I understand almost all of this. I am alternately sorry and loving this. You are a joy to listen to Kris

[@mootsybootsy]

I’m a dude and I don’t understand any of this

[@m0rtez713]

@@mootsybootsy Some secrets are better left undiscovered bro, trust me.

[@DG_Aspect]

@Francis Weller Did you understand the joke about wavy roads?

[@candicewithrow7770]

I understood almost none of it, joyfully

[@Yomixx_Ayomi]

You sure you is a dude?👁️👄👁️

[@richardburr4934]

As a guy, none of this is secret nor sacred when you've grown up with a sister or cousin with no shame. A girl that's willing to put her cards on the table, enables a guy to understand a woman's point of view very early in life.

[@johnwalker1058]

I was the opposite. Some of those kinds of topics are "hush hush" in my family, so I only learned about such things in recent years thanks to the internet teaching me through memes, videos, and posts.

[@omaravina7729]

Also a boy

[@nate25]

im a boi ig... i couldn't follow most of this video

[@richkarter1916]

my whole family was girls, dad and grandpa are the only guys who i actually lived with and saw on a normal basis and dad grew up with four sisters so nothing was really secret in my family either

[@allanforssberg]

Not only girls do the toilet paper one

[@Mingoman2490]

I dont check for monsters under my bed the monsters check for me

[@NoobDude929]

🗿

[@LarryDobbs-x6u]

I am a guy, I did love this but understood very little of it. So you ladies do a very good job of hiding these little secrets.

[@Yournotherimher]

Ur gentleman :) yo also lit up my day :)

[@ItsAzureandAurora]

Quick question what parts did you understand I'm just curious lol

[@Sascha_Oneill]

Lmao, i imagine your face trying o understand these things 😆

[@ThePurplePapaya]

@@ItsAzureandAurora I don’t understand the controller thing, AND I DONT WANT TO 😢

[@ItsAzureandAurora]

@@ThePurplePapaya It's best that you don't find out I'm ✨traumatized✨ Like most girls don't do it boys are gonna think we're so weird 😭

[@WimpyGamerGirl]

Something guys don't know... 90% of the time when we cancel a date saying "I feel sick" it's because we are depressed and feel ugly. The other 10% is because we are on our period (which makes us feel ugly and depressed). If we cancel for any other reason and don't make new plans within a couple days it means we're undecided about wanting to date you period.

[@russtavares6855]

And that’s my go-to, too. “Oh, you can’t do X day? Ok, YOU pick a day when you’re ok with it” …and now we’ll know if it was an excuse or a reason. Question answered.

[@gastrodonenjoyer999]

Thank you , I didn’t know that.

[@EmmaJohnsonShenanigans]

yeah i say that to my friend a lot whenever she asks me if i wanna facetime, my camera is always off at this point 😐😞

[@alliejensen5003]

No now your telling them the secrets😢

[@devonmeyer2135]

I love my girl no matter what she thinks she looks like she is beautiful

[@TheDarkknight9000]

Not a woman, but I get most of these. Side note: the pillow between the legs when you sleep, helps quite a bit with knee pain.

[@kalabafunga5878]

Yeah

[@jujuh.3491]

Yep also with back pain homie

[@thatdudeluci1839]

This guy gets it!

[@tabortoothtiger7580]

Like Juju said, it helps with back pain as well. It keeps your body aligned in the way it's supposed to be, therefore, keeping your spine aligned, ergo no more back pain. lol

[@kermitisgodd2946]

Bro yeah everyone does it

[@jessielynncharboneau4780]

Kris you make me laugh so much. Thank you for being you ❤

[@ChristionGirl45]

I love how Kris keeps side eyeing the windows, to see if any people are out...And possibly on the phone with 911! 😅 Love ya Kris!! ❤

[@suepentz9376]

Can we just admire how good kris's voice is at singing

[@destiney-tt4vn]

she does

[@keshiadaley9720]

where did she sing????

[@cruzwells8111]

@@keshiadaley9720 9:46

[@Chargebolt_DenkiKaminari]

yes she is amazing at singing

[@Rugmunchersauce3]

Go on then.

[@smolfrog4560]

Let's just appreciate how Kris compliments us in the beginning of every single video. It always makes my day, thank you Kris❤️

[@MeenaSophia]

ilysm kris, u got me with the down and out shit 🤣🤣

[@stayclown-fb3jz]

Kris: "and your outfit looks cute as hell today!" me, who just came out of the shower wearing a towel: "...thankyou m'lady..."

[@zandramagabe2187]

lol

[@5000chickens]

literally same haha

[@graynano8695]

😂 I was watching in the 🚿 hahaha

[@pennyherron09]

Kris: “…i’m loving your outfit today…” Me: **Watches while in the shower**

[@rkstarling8687]

I was in pajamas 🤣

[@inkylace7045]

@@rkstarling8687 same

[@angellystarry]

Imagine being in a bikini

[@kiamari7098]

@@rkstarling8687 sameeee

[@sabshoneybee]

@@angellystarry Bikini's can be cute though

[@elainawaters8875]

“HEY!! YOU!! Just take that shit!! Take it proud!!” I cannot tell you how much I laughed at that one line alone!!☠️ (I’m Ordering the Bexx band shirt immediately btw!!) You are literally more and more relatable with every video! 🤣

[@gummybearc5976]

me: *in the middle of changing* kris: your outfit looks cute as hell today me:😳

[@blazedgoddess710]

FINALLY SOMEONE my daughter and I can watch together (teacher and siblings being fav). im very ill, bed ridden somedays and on those days, you make me laugh and laugh and still am able to bond with the kiddos, thank you Kris

[@aimasjournal]

get well soon🥰😁🥺

[@LEStudios-v2e]

wishing the best for you :)

[@tessahogan3478]

i hope you get better soon

[@haroonmohammed6351]

I hope you are on the road toward total recovery ... What's ailing you precious ?

[@Mendesarmy_1]

Her content keeps getting better and better with each video. It's like she has a secret recipe for constant improvement! 😂Her unique blend of entertainment, information, and charisma is addictive. Can't wait to see what surprises she has in store for us next! Keep shining bright and inspiring us all, Kris! 💫✨"

[@MichaelS537]

As a guy who grew up surrounded by girls and women I am proud to say I understood pretty much all of this. Also guys do the pillow between the legs thing too when on our side, it helps keep crushing at a minimum.

[@Meara-b2y]

Kris: your outfit looks cute as hell today. Me: Girl I ain't wearing pants

[@calebaddington4752]

I'm a married man with a 3 year old daughter...and I have long hair. So I understood most of these and laughed pretty hard. Also, your reactions are pure gold. Keep up the good work. 😁

[@benjamindingman8822]

I once lived with a girl who had really long nails more often than not, after she'd get them sometimes I would casually ask, " so... any idea why we're going through so much toilet paper?". She'd look at me as if I'd obtained some illegal information. For those of you wondering how it works, the term "toilet paper mittens" might help explain the wiping situation. :p

[@mhaaddict2630]

BWAHAHAHA i feel that-