How Women Can Tell If an Ex Has Slept with Someone Else - Rosebud Baker - Stand-Up Featuring

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Comedy Central Stand-Up

5 жыл бұрын

Rosebud Baker details why her year has been so terrible, including the death of two pets and a breakup. (Contains strong language.)
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@MsundrstdKidd
@MsundrstdKidd 4 жыл бұрын
1:50 "My dog never said 'orientals'." *Shows relieved black guy*
@krishnaty
@krishnaty 4 жыл бұрын
LMFAO 😂
@iaminsideyourhome69
@iaminsideyourhome69 4 жыл бұрын
@@donnybarns bro stop, youre trying too hard
@NadirPlayz
@NadirPlayz 4 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@jamesmodlin6279
@jamesmodlin6279 4 жыл бұрын
Of course that's all you got out of this. Of course.
@sharondalewis1620
@sharondalewis1620 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Loladee19
@Loladee19 5 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing but also concerned about her at the same time.
@iaminsideyourhome69
@iaminsideyourhome69 4 жыл бұрын
@@donnybarns nigga what
@backgroundnoiselistener3599
@backgroundnoiselistener3599 4 жыл бұрын
Same dude
@MsMookalate
@MsMookalate 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@billzkhan100
@billzkhan100 4 жыл бұрын
Haha.. me too bruh..!!
@agustinenzoa4447
@agustinenzoa4447 4 жыл бұрын
I'd say she is more ill-mannered and unladylike than funny. Definitely not my kind of comedian.
@raid004
@raid004 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm having a bad year" *2020 has entered the chat*
@yung-eggy
@yung-eggy 4 жыл бұрын
2019 was the worst year of my life
@mercurialpierrot7073
@mercurialpierrot7073 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats 2016. That year was pure hell.
@MasterMalrubius
@MasterMalrubius 3 жыл бұрын
@@mercurialpierrot7073 BEST YEAR EVER!
@kewins1234
@kewins1234 3 жыл бұрын
@@mercurialpierrot7073 2008 was hell :o
@lagaman11
@lagaman11 3 жыл бұрын
She's both hilarious and terrifying, all at the same time...
@Runny117
@Runny117 5 жыл бұрын
that cat joke killed me right out the gates. "its only 2 more hours" lmao
@welllitdarkage4181
@welllitdarkage4181 5 жыл бұрын
It's stolen, sadly. Theo Von.
@secretninja247
@secretninja247 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like that how my parents would react if I died XD haha
@m_rep_rk7349
@m_rep_rk7349 5 жыл бұрын
Theo von describes bobby lee
@foxibot
@foxibot 5 жыл бұрын
Per Gouras really?! I am a Louisiana Cajun and Theo is a home boy! These people stealing other peoples stuff is low! I heard comics do that! I even saw that Robin Williams did! That ruined her for me!
@Tasarran
@Tasarran 5 жыл бұрын
@@welllitdarkage4181 Puh-lease. One similar joke does not joke theft make. Theo Von isn't such a genius that nobody else can have the same thought as him.
@crumbsies
@crumbsies 4 жыл бұрын
Turning her pain into laughter.. now that is a real comedian. Hope to see more of her bc she’s really funny.
@streetracer1o124
@streetracer1o124 4 жыл бұрын
Chewy her story could all be fake ?😂u know that right ? Most comedians skits are, but they base it on true life and exaggerate it
@mekelreen9869
@mekelreen9869 4 жыл бұрын
Chewy it sounds like a laugh track from a sitcom.
@antagonist8629
@antagonist8629 3 жыл бұрын
@@streetracer1o124 u said it’s all made up and it’s true but exaggerated in the same sentence..
@chetanjambhulkar55
@chetanjambhulkar55 3 жыл бұрын
there was no laughter, audience laughed because they kind a ought to , i was depressed on every line, boring stand up-
@rottensquid
@rottensquid 9 ай бұрын
I think she's still working on it. She does come off as forcing the edginess a bit. She's one of those comedians who starts out really strong, with a very distinct voice, but if she sticks with it, in five years she's gonna be so natural with this stuff, it's gonna be next level. I first heard her on Mike Birbiglia's podcast, and the person on that show is even funnier and more poignant than the person onstage. Part of the fun of watching a talented comedian evolve is seeing them become themselves onstage.
@BREAKocean
@BREAKocean 3 жыл бұрын
When people worry about the state of comedians, keep in mind that humor is how they deal with issues. Sometimes by joking about how bad something is that you're going, you are able to take away the power it can hold over you.
@ImGoingToMakeShowsWithOprah
@ImGoingToMakeShowsWithOprah Жыл бұрын
It’s true. I’ve been though a lot and dark comedy helps to reframe things.
@MaxOakland
@MaxOakland 8 ай бұрын
That's a good point. That's something I've been trying to do: look at life with more humor instead of being upset
@cheesecakelasagna
@cheesecakelasagna 4 жыл бұрын
1:37 "Losing a dog, that's harder than losing certain relatives."
@townman1
@townman1 3 жыл бұрын
So true !
@senorpooI
@senorpooI 3 жыл бұрын
Listen, my dog never told me the crime statistics.
@AndrewVelonis
@AndrewVelonis 3 жыл бұрын
You have quoted a line from the video.
@cheesecakelasagna
@cheesecakelasagna 3 жыл бұрын
@@AndrewVelonis that's the very essence of quoting though, wyoa?
@69cookiez
@69cookiez 3 жыл бұрын
Ehh people just get another dog after their previous dog dies and they're fine. Cant get more relatives after they die. I lost my ma to cancer at 21. I've had dogs cats ducks chickens and snakes. To each their own
@hannahmangus4392
@hannahmangus4392 4 жыл бұрын
"if a man came inside me right now he would hear an echo" AAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@KidCorporate
@KidCorporate 3 жыл бұрын
The sound of a money shot echoing is strangely Taoist.
@yoeymusic
@yoeymusic 3 жыл бұрын
Wait, i dont get it, is her vagina enormous or something? Does she have a big gaping vagina that is so big that it allows an echo after the ejacuation of another man inside of her? That must be it, unless I am missing something? I don't think I am, though, and just the thought of another man ejaculating inside of another woman with a vagina so big that there's enough room for sound to echo within it is a funny thought alone. Very funny stuff!
@yoeymusic
@yoeymusic 3 жыл бұрын
@@sourabhs14 oh i get it
@mikeguliano3159
@mikeguliano3159 3 жыл бұрын
You're exceedingly beautiful
@yoeymusic
@yoeymusic 3 жыл бұрын
@@mikeguliano3159 thanks, baby
@2livenoob
@2livenoob 5 жыл бұрын
While this set is really funny, the jokes are so dipped in truth I'm looking around wondering if its okay to laugh.
@JerryRevolution
@JerryRevolution 4 жыл бұрын
Yogi Bear thats the best type of comedy. Edgy is ok.
@sycofya1677
@sycofya1677 4 жыл бұрын
Cool comment bro
@dbreezy1up652
@dbreezy1up652 4 жыл бұрын
If you think it’s funny, it’s always ok to laugh.
@geriburrito
@geriburrito 4 жыл бұрын
Why? do you live in North Korea?
@sycofya1677
@sycofya1677 4 жыл бұрын
@@geriburrito i do
@blipco5
@blipco5 4 жыл бұрын
"Walked into a wind chime" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@derekaarts4997
@derekaarts4997 4 жыл бұрын
"Trying to shake a ring out" i love it.
@acemax2803
@acemax2803 5 жыл бұрын
“I’m 33. I’ve outlived Jesus.” “And I wasn’t the type of woman that was gonna hide that, you know, like I’m not gonna, like, hold my pain and, like, carry it nobly. No. I’m gonna lose my f*cking mind.” That’s deep. I’m 33 too, and a new fan ;))
@meghanmonroe
@meghanmonroe 5 жыл бұрын
35 here and just discovering her lol
@datura_boof
@datura_boof 5 жыл бұрын
Yikes :(
@androsforever500
@androsforever500 5 жыл бұрын
Same here, 33.
@srw1992
@srw1992 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus was 33 when He died… ya know? for mankind
@hass1090
@hass1090 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus ain’t dead
@KaTaNa00x
@KaTaNa00x 5 жыл бұрын
Her comedic timing and dry humor are my type of comedy 💯
@venoymorgan7567
@venoymorgan7567 4 жыл бұрын
Same, you must love the office then lol
@magpie.314
@magpie.314 4 жыл бұрын
I've had sushi that wasn't as half as raw as this lady's comedy goddamn! 😂
@billzkhan100
@billzkhan100 4 жыл бұрын
"If a man came inside me right now.. he could hear an echo"... damnnnnnn that hit me hard... 😂😂😂
@akamego
@akamego 5 жыл бұрын
Now THIS is someone who deserves a Netflix special.
@isidroperez6344
@isidroperez6344 5 жыл бұрын
aka fuck brandon schaub lol ?
@Michelesmile86
@Michelesmile86 5 жыл бұрын
more pussy jokes fuck yeah
@tianna1116
@tianna1116 5 жыл бұрын
Rosebud cohosts a podcast called Two Less Lonely Girls, it’s great you should check it out! She makes my life better
@garfunkle5447
@garfunkle5447 5 жыл бұрын
"Netflix special" do you see why Comedy Central didn't give you a like.
@sadtoast6122
@sadtoast6122 5 жыл бұрын
Way better than any shumer
@annieseling9369
@annieseling9369 5 жыл бұрын
Close your eyes. She sounds just like jennifer lawrence.
@SuperMustache555
@SuperMustache555 5 жыл бұрын
Annie Seling holy shit I’ve been enlightened this is so true
@milkcatdog394
@milkcatdog394 5 жыл бұрын
Nooooo why did u do this !??? I don’t like her haha
@PowerUsr1
@PowerUsr1 5 жыл бұрын
then i just jacked to Jennifer Lawrence...
@bihmthethird
@bihmthethird 5 жыл бұрын
Looks like, sounds like...acts like in every way like my ex...scary...reincarnation while still alive...someone is sending me a message...
@ililililili9726
@ililililili9726 5 жыл бұрын
You ruined her.
@rVnsunshine
@rVnsunshine 4 жыл бұрын
“I’ve outlived Jesus” 😂😂
@kiyokowilkinson158
@kiyokowilkinson158 3 жыл бұрын
I seriously like how passionate she is about her feelings for dogs . I personally feel the same way to . I enjoy protecting the ones who can't protect themselves dogs and babies are an example of that . Dogs are loyal AF and they can't fake love either , being a disabled person , my dog is 1 of the only people who doesn't see my disability , only my love for him. That is a great feeling to me , that kinda of love is blind only comes from dogs and your mother . Blessed to have both in my life .
@tonispiip8054
@tonispiip8054 2 жыл бұрын
Why are you adding extra whitespace?
@dewilew2137
@dewilew2137 2 жыл бұрын
I wish my mother loved me as much as my dog did .
@brmbkl
@brmbkl 2 жыл бұрын
people gushing over dogs is cool. why they have to underline they're better than cats is beyond me. (not you, the comedian)
@Tavat
@Tavat Жыл бұрын
You people are sociopaths but lame sociopaths.
@gamby16a
@gamby16a 5 жыл бұрын
She's raw. A real pitbull. I'm guessing she turn someone's bones to dust if she does a roast.
@mnbvcx66
@mnbvcx66 4 жыл бұрын
Prove yourself right by searching 'Rosebud Baker roast'. She has done quite a few roast battles at The Stand.
@gamby16a
@gamby16a 4 жыл бұрын
@@mnbvcx66 Holy fuck. She's absolutely viscious. Wow 😄😄😄
@swagzilla3000
@swagzilla3000 5 жыл бұрын
Based on her name and the thumbnail i thought this was gonna be very light and wholesome, pleasantly surprised!
@donrainesoh
@donrainesoh 5 жыл бұрын
swagzilla3000 bahaha google rosebud porn and you’ll rethink her wholesome name.
@edendoron899
@edendoron899 5 жыл бұрын
@@donrainesoh i don't want to google rosebud porn but i also want to know what it is, would you be kind enough to explain?
@donrainesoh
@donrainesoh 5 жыл бұрын
Eden Doron 🤣🤣🤣 I don’t blame you, I don’t think it’s something most would want to search. It’s when someone’s anus is so stretched they can push it out of their bum and it looks like a red rosebud. I had no clue what it was until I watched her on another KZbin video doing a roast battle. They brought it up on there and I had to see what they meant and was shocked. 😱
@edendoron899
@edendoron899 5 жыл бұрын
@@donrainesoh you took one for the team
@_ori_690
@_ori_690 5 жыл бұрын
@@edendoron899 HE IS A TRUE LEGEND
@kollat13
@kollat13 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly why is everyone talking about the dog,cat when she talks about her alcoholic ex ex beating her.
@brentfarvors192
@brentfarvors192 3 жыл бұрын
Because it's a COMEDY show...?
@WadeWilsonDP
@WadeWilsonDP 2 жыл бұрын
Probably because she never got beaten and also probably never had a cat or dog, because ya know, its a stand up routine, not evidence for court.
@missshannonsunshine
@missshannonsunshine 3 жыл бұрын
My cat, Oliver loovess being held lol. He’ll purr, kneed, and lick your face. He’s so cute
@mc76
@mc76 5 жыл бұрын
"My dog never said, 'Orientals.'"
@Easy-Eight
@Easy-Eight 5 жыл бұрын
I don't get it. I knew folks who fought against Vietnam communists, Japanese suicide pilots, Chinese Communists in Korea, and Philippine insurgents. "Orientals" would have been generous from those men.
@xxthekingfish
@xxthekingfish 5 жыл бұрын
@@Easy-Eight wow they're mad the ppl they came across the world to fight tried to kill them as well.. what a fucking surprise. My grand dad's both fought in the Korean war and let me tell you they're issue wasn't with the" orientals". Their own side were the systemic racism back here in the USA
@blackberry4life482
@blackberry4life482 5 жыл бұрын
It's just an old rather antiquated term they used back then. Most people say Asian now.
@car87maniac
@car87maniac 5 жыл бұрын
Brit here. Never ever heard of that being offensive. On the Asian continent; - Middle East = Arabs (Dubai, Jordan etc) - Far east = Oriental (Japan, Korea etc) - In-between = Asian (~Sri Lanka to Kazakhstan) Of course, generalisations but allows to differentiate a bit too and people are unlikely to get confused with what you're talking about. Think I'm wrong, go ahead n explain \o/
@RedFenceAnime
@RedFenceAnime 5 жыл бұрын
@@car87maniac I would be slightly offended if someone called me a European, because it's a lazy overgeneralization. Asia is so big that I think the same would apply to them. The only place I think the works is calling the USA "America" which claims both North- and South-America for them selves. But if we start calling Mexicans an Brazilians Americans too I doubt they would like it. When people say Asian they only think of East and South East Asian which is ignorant. *_You can call a Jew to a Indonesian to a Russian to an Indian a Korean to an Arab an "Asian"._* With that logic within 20 years every identifier will be racist and we all will be "people of Earth".
@tanyakarazan8094
@tanyakarazan8094 5 жыл бұрын
“We can talk cause it’s on my vision board” 🤣
@MaloneMantooth
@MaloneMantooth 4 жыл бұрын
Tanya Karazan: You look like Aidra Fox
@ASMR_Junkie
@ASMR_Junkie 3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not even sure if I'm attracted to men anymore" felt this as a straight man lol
@tobaliciousholland12
@tobaliciousholland12 4 жыл бұрын
Not all cats are rude. Mine's very affectionate and loving. Had her for a year now. Had dogs when I was a kid. Never saw myself as a 'cat person'. She showed up on my apartment doorstep, found out she was a stray, and now she's my adorable roommate.
@9Apilot
@9Apilot 4 жыл бұрын
That skit was funny, cruel, and tragic all at the same time.
@brianjohnson9802
@brianjohnson9802 4 жыл бұрын
Yea, skit...... Try "SET."
@dwnwa1872
@dwnwa1872 4 жыл бұрын
It was REAL 💨
@K05H
@K05H 4 жыл бұрын
Needs more funny though...
@youfinallyfoundwaldo1364
@youfinallyfoundwaldo1364 4 жыл бұрын
It’s like a Lifetime movie multiple source PTSD wannabe actress trying to be a comedian to salvage income from counseling costs.
@bobbythewedge5726
@bobbythewedge5726 5 жыл бұрын
"Lets get it together, whiskey fists" lawl :D
@downsjmmyjones101
@downsjmmyjones101 5 жыл бұрын
It's such a perfect joke.
@DanielBowne
@DanielBowne 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah she nailed this joke. Shame on the audience for not giving a bigger laugh.
@bobbythewedge5726
@bobbythewedge5726 5 жыл бұрын
@@DanielBowne yeah, comedy crowds can be really bias towards great female comics. Unless they are talking about what a slut they are or how bad their pussies stink, crowds are generally too dumb to see good cognitive work like this.
@thebarnyard5633
@thebarnyard5633 4 жыл бұрын
She helped remind me why I don’t date.
@user-xm3gp9zs5v
@user-xm3gp9zs5v 3 жыл бұрын
@@hamilt55467 wow you're a judgemental asshole
@seppyteppy
@seppyteppy 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-xm3gp9zs5v the irony. Stfu
@user-xm3gp9zs5v
@user-xm3gp9zs5v 3 жыл бұрын
@@seppyteppy what irony?
@dexterbarnes5249
@dexterbarnes5249 3 жыл бұрын
@@user-xm3gp9zs5v you're judging him
@ColonelDecker001
@ColonelDecker001 3 жыл бұрын
" get it together whiskey fists " hahahaha I've never heard of Rosebud before. Now I'm going to watch everything she's ever done!
@151anja
@151anja 5 жыл бұрын
She is very clever and hilarious. But half of the time I feel genuinely sorry for her
@jnnx
@jnnx 5 жыл бұрын
151anja THATS THE JOKE!
@lassegebauer214
@lassegebauer214 5 жыл бұрын
That is what Made Louie so awesome! 😍
@DorotaGabal
@DorotaGabal 5 жыл бұрын
That's just life. Been there. But you either laugh or you break down. Laugh is better. Plus, she made it into a business.
@twdjt6245
@twdjt6245 5 жыл бұрын
Lasse Gebauer don’t talk about the poor guy in past tense. Probably the funniest comedian in modern time imo. I think he’ll be back eventually.
@hopesy12u4
@hopesy12u4 4 жыл бұрын
Felt the same way laughing at Kevin Hart’s Netflix special. I died laughing, though.
@rawdaaljawhary4174
@rawdaaljawhary4174 5 жыл бұрын
I'm so empty, if a man came inside me right now, he would hear an echoooo! 😂 Hahahaha that killed me dude, best joke of the night.
@MauiGecko
@MauiGecko 5 жыл бұрын
I am about to smash me a BBQ style rare Sirloin steak with onions and sauteed mushrooms, side of mash potatoes and asparagus w/a tiny dab of mayonnaise n pepper, along with a small scoop rice, topped with shoyu. Dont forget some toasted garlic bread with extra butter. Mmmmhmmm.... I'm about to cook that shit up rn.
@MauiGecko
@MauiGecko 5 жыл бұрын
Other than that! Very awesome stand up!!!!!
@brinsonopinion
@brinsonopinion 5 жыл бұрын
Amen.
@ludmillagutomo
@ludmillagutomo 4 жыл бұрын
"i'm so empty inside. if a man came inside me right now, he can hear an echo" 😂😂😂
@bropoke6799
@bropoke6799 4 жыл бұрын
"The only way to know if a cat is dead is if they let you hold them"
@ericag5346
@ericag5346 4 жыл бұрын
Good job typing out what we all heard her say 🤨
@cheesecakelasagna
@cheesecakelasagna 3 жыл бұрын
Erica Goff People are allowed to highlight parts that they enjoy. Relax, it costs you nothing to just scroll away.
@victor9
@victor9 5 жыл бұрын
The DNA part legit had me laughing and concerned at the same time 💀
@vmm5163
@vmm5163 5 жыл бұрын
Male DNA has been found in women's brains. Every time a woman has oral sex sperm breaches the blood/brain barrier and the male's DNA ends up sitting in her brain forever. Apparently it causes her to bond with the male. In my opinion (coming at it from my study of personality disorders) the DNA that goes rogue and ends up in the female brain belongs to male psychopaths (they have the psychopathic gene). Unable to commit to long term relationships his DNA is activated in the woman's brain causing her to become addicted to him. Women who have had relationships with psychopaths state they know what he's thinking, where he is, what he's going to do next, even when they've not seen him for a length of time. And he knows exactly what she's doing. It's called the Psychopathic Bond (very unpleasant and torturous and a real thing) with the psychopath. So the comedian has hit on something that actually exists, whether she knew it already or not.
@jdenmark1287
@jdenmark1287 5 жыл бұрын
@@vmm5163 dude you are so full of shit you must be swallowing it plus running an IV line.
@gandalainsley6467
@gandalainsley6467 5 жыл бұрын
@@jdenmark1287 or you just jelly
@caitlinconnolly4718
@caitlinconnolly4718 5 жыл бұрын
V M no, this is so not true. Men’s DNA can only be found in women due to pregnancy. Even then, it isn’t a guarantee it will be in her body.
@dOVERanalyst
@dOVERanalyst 5 жыл бұрын
@@vmm5163 dear God! This is terribly disturbing.
@lilicreates8149
@lilicreates8149 5 жыл бұрын
Omg, the "If a guy came in me you could hear an echo" priceless!
@brinsonopinion
@brinsonopinion 5 жыл бұрын
Platinum material right there🤣
@alansmith2203
@alansmith2203 3 жыл бұрын
Rosebud, you are insanely funny. Man, would i love to spend an evening with you comparing our horror stories and laughing at the capriciousness of life. You really have a talent for saying it so funny for things that are so painful.
@nathgomez4750
@nathgomez4750 4 жыл бұрын
She looks like if she was an adorable kid model when baby, and then.... her words.
@o.h.w.6638
@o.h.w.6638 4 жыл бұрын
Lol!! I think it’s the toddler bangs
@MminaMaclang
@MminaMaclang 5 жыл бұрын
Man, she's good. But Im also disturbed. I hope she's doing well. Get her a Netflix special and a book deal. 🤣
@lucas5893
@lucas5893 5 жыл бұрын
Nah
@TheAustinGuy
@TheAustinGuy 5 жыл бұрын
Gotta do some good rimming for that
@donaldpace9033
@donaldpace9033 5 жыл бұрын
And a shrink
@bbcosplay7561
@bbcosplay7561 5 жыл бұрын
Jason Cuellar I was just about to say
@donaldpace9033
@donaldpace9033 5 жыл бұрын
Yes she is definitely 5150
@thaxtonwaters8561
@thaxtonwaters8561 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm a woman, we we're all witches once." #truthbomb
@thecelticcrone7927
@thecelticcrone7927 5 жыл бұрын
Thaxton Waters Some still are😂😂😂😂😂
@jimthor806
@jimthor806 5 жыл бұрын
©️©️©️©️©️
@lfe_time_humor8045
@lfe_time_humor8045 5 жыл бұрын
No your a man, being a trans and saying I’m a women doesn’t make me a women, how do I know your a trans, women don’t say hey “I’m a women,” that’s stupid, like your decision.
@Comrade_mommy
@Comrade_mommy 5 жыл бұрын
Some definite fedora wearers in this reply thread.
@raprometheus3051
@raprometheus3051 5 жыл бұрын
@@thecelticcrone7927 Wicca doesn't count.
@Heliobro
@Heliobro 4 жыл бұрын
Damn what a great set! Even as a cat owner I could appreciate it! SIDENOTE: I googled her for more stand up material and found out she and Andy Haynes are a thing. Fantastic match! Both equally raw, damaged, cynical and insane.
@nelsabrams
@nelsabrams 2 жыл бұрын
Wow. I loved this set so I looked up Andy Haynes because of this comment. Turns out it's Andy Haynes, the kid who lived down the street from me growing up. Small world.
@SmallBritney
@SmallBritney 4 жыл бұрын
“We’re twins now” 😩
@connercarey
@connercarey 5 жыл бұрын
this far exceeded any expectation i could possibly have had.
@nigelgee4469
@nigelgee4469 5 жыл бұрын
thumbnail made her look like an old lady lmao,
@JiBenJiBee
@JiBenJiBee 5 жыл бұрын
I think this gem slipped right by the audience @0:54: "Dogs are the only beings that are grateful enough to look at a pile of vomit and go, 'There's still food in there. I'm gonna make that work.' And I need that, I need someone to do that with my personality."
@ridikipicklepeckinpuff583
@ridikipicklepeckinpuff583 5 жыл бұрын
A lot of things seemed to go over the audience's heads-
@TheOldHippiebilly
@TheOldHippiebilly 2 жыл бұрын
I adore this lady! I'm 62. It's refreshing to hear a comedian say ANY goddamn thing as long as it's genuinely funny. Love her honesty and genius-level wit.
@RayfieldA
@RayfieldA 4 жыл бұрын
This woman needs to write some country or blues songs!
@aisforairborne
@aisforairborne 5 жыл бұрын
"How many bracelets are you wearing?" lolz
@RagingMarksman
@RagingMarksman 5 жыл бұрын
aisforairborne she swag the fuck out
@MicDubTV
@MicDubTV 4 жыл бұрын
This girl DEFINITELY has issues. But, she’s funny as hell. And we all have issues.
@Be1smaht
@Be1smaht 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah... but like this
@mekelreen9869
@mekelreen9869 4 жыл бұрын
MicDubTV how is she funny?
@sperk01
@sperk01 4 жыл бұрын
yeahh she sounds like all of my exes together
@nofybn7794
@nofybn7794 4 жыл бұрын
@@mekelreen9869 Typical. Sexist.
@mekelreen9869
@mekelreen9869 4 жыл бұрын
nofy bn hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
@KhanyoMjamba
@KhanyoMjamba 3 жыл бұрын
4:28 "I'm not gonna pretend to gag..." this one was intense
@justinjerome6789
@justinjerome6789 3 жыл бұрын
This is good stuff. The vomit metaphor is perfect.
@sauloborges5591
@sauloborges5591 5 жыл бұрын
All the downvotes are from DJ's.
@ej6731
@ej6731 5 жыл бұрын
Saulo Borges and cats
@Baleur
@Baleur 5 жыл бұрын
Nah i just thought she was incredibly unfunny and dull actually
@BagoLee
@BagoLee 5 жыл бұрын
Baleur because you are a cat DJ?
@mistanomercy5245
@mistanomercy5245 5 жыл бұрын
Ha
@BA-hn1om
@BA-hn1om 5 жыл бұрын
DJs with neck tats, and cat lovers
@BillyTheKidder
@BillyTheKidder 5 жыл бұрын
She’s got it man, we should be seeing more of her in the future.
@lovethyself94
@lovethyself94 5 жыл бұрын
I agree
@paulrevere2928
@paulrevere2928 3 жыл бұрын
She is really funny, talented and good at what she is doing, rigorously honest and insightful. She is facing her pain and walking through it, she will emerge from the journey transformed. Good for her, after all life is what happens outside one’s comfort zone!
@naivenostalgia
@naivenostalgia 2 ай бұрын
"Am I in a domestic dispute or an enchanted forest?"😂
@a-t5380
@a-t5380 4 жыл бұрын
She got that crispy drip.. that wind breakers and airmax combo
@chicaliqc
@chicaliqc 4 жыл бұрын
Can tell she fucks djs
@ringoisacandyapple
@ringoisacandyapple 5 жыл бұрын
Which is the wrong way to mourn the loss of me 😂
@PJLove-py1ud
@PJLove-py1ud 4 жыл бұрын
You know a comedian's good when you're stuck looking through your phone while YT is playing on your PC and they say something that's actually funny that makes you put down your phone to look at their set. Hats off to this woman. Gonna have to check her out live soon.
@larisaprotasovitskaya5902
@larisaprotasovitskaya5902 4 жыл бұрын
Her material really reminds me of Fleabag type of humor - it would be amazing to see them working together
@sali9448
@sali9448 5 жыл бұрын
"I have to feed my vagina" OMG that's my new quote ahahaha
@JustSujC
@JustSujC 5 жыл бұрын
Women's comedy. Southpark nailed it.
@jeremymvail
@jeremymvail 5 жыл бұрын
Derptrollz Hahaa exactly I thought she was good and going to be different from all the other female comics but no she had to start talking about her vagina
@bbygirl2329
@bbygirl2329 5 жыл бұрын
jeremymvail all the male comedians be talking about their stinky dick so don’t be triggered when women do it too
@AmetafJohora
@AmetafJohora 5 жыл бұрын
aaron anderson lol you mad?
@Protectobot
@Protectobot 4 жыл бұрын
That was funny and HOT LOL. It's like the old days on Craigslist when the 'casual encounters' section still existed (thanks psycho Craigslist killer for RUINING the whole damn site for me!!!) and I felt like I could tell when a real girl was posting instead of a guy pretending to be a girl cos someone would post a message saying 'I don't want the drama of a fulltime relationship but a girl has 'needs'. It sounds SO logical and obvious then (and in TV shows like 'House'), but I think if a guy said it, he'd just sound like a creep or a dumbass stating the obvious :P
@TK-ui2th
@TK-ui2th 5 жыл бұрын
this was so much funnier than i expected 😂😂 hope she blows up in popularity so i can find more material!
@dharmendrabind765
@dharmendrabind765 5 жыл бұрын
Xxx
@citychicaintexas
@citychicaintexas 5 жыл бұрын
Word.
@sailaway258
@sailaway258 5 жыл бұрын
Yea shes hilarious she also has a podcast called too less lonely girls too
@conservat1vepatr1ot
@conservat1vepatr1ot 5 жыл бұрын
That’s what Carlos Mencia said!
@TK-ui2th
@TK-ui2th 5 жыл бұрын
@@conservat1vepatr1ot 😂 got em
@pt3022
@pt3022 3 жыл бұрын
100% new favorite female comic. Absolutely hilarious
@bonethugsfiend
@bonethugsfiend 3 жыл бұрын
My dog never said “Orientals”, lol
@chlomomorris
@chlomomorris 5 жыл бұрын
I can’t tell if she’s 25 or 45.
@biglicker4473
@biglicker4473 4 жыл бұрын
Chloe Morris ikr!! Edit: im such a dick i was being sarcastic 😂 she doesnt look anything like 25 looks like a mom who jogs the neighborhood in the morning
@iTzTiMeToJuMp
@iTzTiMeToJuMp 4 жыл бұрын
33
@pixipk
@pixipk 4 жыл бұрын
She said 33
@Chaz1871
@Chaz1871 4 жыл бұрын
That's called being in your 30s.
@wukong2282
@wukong2282 4 жыл бұрын
She looks mids 30s, sounds 40 but dresses like she was in my graduating class. Im diggin 😏
@rusteshackleferd8115
@rusteshackleferd8115 5 жыл бұрын
"let's get it together whiskey fists" greatest saying EVER!!
@sixxdouble6
@sixxdouble6 4 жыл бұрын
She has the sardonic humor on lock I would love to see her live
@brianfox340
@brianfox340 2 жыл бұрын
How did only ONE GUY give a good reaction to "whiskey fists"? Gold.
@ryanhoobin
@ryanhoobin 5 жыл бұрын
A female comedian that actually has her own material and is geniunely funny? Nah, let's give all the specials to Amy Schumer.
@Makarislethal
@Makarislethal 4 жыл бұрын
Forreal, i like her lol
@vaughntitus2127
@vaughntitus2127 4 жыл бұрын
There’s a ton
@Rachel-ow6ij
@Rachel-ow6ij 4 жыл бұрын
*another male comment about how women aren’t ever funny and somehow a funny woman is rare*
@Rachel-ow6ij
@Rachel-ow6ij 4 жыл бұрын
Y’all men must never really talk to women because women are funny as shit
@ryanhoobin
@ryanhoobin 4 жыл бұрын
@@Rachel-ow6ij That's the opposite of what i said. Neither gender is funnier but female comedians, like this one, dont get the limelight they deserve. Instead, shitty ones like Amy Schumer get netflix specials and ect.
@Cookie-Dough-Dynamo
@Cookie-Dough-Dynamo 5 жыл бұрын
I have four neck tattoos. I totally understand what she's talking about.
@simplyfem
@simplyfem 5 жыл бұрын
Madmaxmiami Aaron 🤣😂🤣 YOLO 😅
@ashleybaker6552
@ashleybaker6552 5 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t have said it better myself. #metoo #poorlifechoices and #eternallyunemployable! Ha..haha...Ha.. 😅💡💸🗑🥳
@env0x
@env0x 5 жыл бұрын
Neck tattoos are the secret to success
@muumarlin1731
@muumarlin1731 2 жыл бұрын
She's sharp! Lots of pain, but hope she can take her talent, intellect and wit and keep creating awesome material and that she heals. We all deserve to heal and grow in loving ourselves.
@dakotachenoa474
@dakotachenoa474 4 жыл бұрын
I felt that lol 1:37 "losing a dog that's harder than losing certain relatives"
@Akanon74
@Akanon74 5 жыл бұрын
When she talks about that life experience It sounds so true that it actually made me feel sad.
@introgauge
@introgauge 5 жыл бұрын
She sounds fake.
@alx123094
@alx123094 5 жыл бұрын
@@introgauge na fam. She's definitely overcompensating to not sound sad. But she def was in an abusive relationship and survived. That shits gotta suck balls
@lvl1cryptid
@lvl1cryptid 5 жыл бұрын
Introgauge .C I’ve listened to enough Rosebud Baker content, on and off stage, to know quite a bit about her past and her method of writing comedy. I can objectively say you’re incorrect.
@aoifn9419
@aoifn9419 5 жыл бұрын
non stop jokes every second gave a punchline I've never seen a comedian like this
@StrangelJean
@StrangelJean 3 жыл бұрын
"we're twins now" lmaooo I fucking died she's so funny
@geffeniz
@geffeniz 3 жыл бұрын
All thr dislikes are from Fedora owners🤣🤣🤣
@dat2ra
@dat2ra 3 жыл бұрын
I love my fedoras and have never hit a woman......that I remember.
@raw687
@raw687 5 жыл бұрын
Impeccable. Every joke has been clearly worked on. A+
@iluvx360
@iluvx360 4 жыл бұрын
That was actually really funny, I feel bad that the crowd didn't express as much enjoyment as I did.
@leox7963
@leox7963 4 жыл бұрын
There were concerned
@fiftystate1388
@fiftystate1388 3 жыл бұрын
They've had more experience with her type, it's called being uncomfortable because of the inevitable outcome.
@719sikora
@719sikora 3 жыл бұрын
Uhhh they laughed. What would you like them to do?
@iluvx360
@iluvx360 2 жыл бұрын
@@719sikora It seemed like they were more uncomfortable and concerned than anything else. She's a comedian, so either the things she said are totally fake or she is totally past them. Either way, she was really funny (especially as female comics often struggle with her style of comedy). That's all I mean. She deserved more laughs but it was like she was in a room of people who forgot that comedy is an escape from reality, and sometimes it is a good way to look at the hard parts of life and transform them into something less painful as well as more enjoyable.
@iluvx360
@iluvx360 2 жыл бұрын
@Johnny Courtemanche She didn't seem to need any support, just seemed like nobody was catching most of her more well-versed jokes. As I have said, comedy is about taking the grim parts of life and turning them into something that can make you smile. She did it really well and I could watch her regularly if this is her style. There is too much pussyfooting in modern comedy; she is right out there with it which I think a lot of us can value.
@WaffleCake
@WaffleCake 4 жыл бұрын
5:35 "This is the point where I should say, 'I'm just kidding she's dead' but She's just dead."
@aperson4640
@aperson4640 4 жыл бұрын
Wow! That was a reeealy tight set. Her timing is perfect. They should give her a screenwriting deal.
@teyanzi
@teyanzi 5 жыл бұрын
"We're twins now!" that f*ing killed me!!!
@grumpee8432
@grumpee8432 5 жыл бұрын
teyanzi omfg🤣🤣
@aljoschacyphers4117
@aljoschacyphers4117 5 жыл бұрын
I lost it after she said she needs to feed her pu$$y.
@noxabellus
@noxabellus 5 жыл бұрын
OMG she's so good!! Filthy, dark, and hilarious
@noxabellus
@noxabellus 5 жыл бұрын
@ fuck off dip shit
@raphealwood4434
@raphealwood4434 5 жыл бұрын
Finally a funny suggested woman comedian.. Hello yea
@raphealwood4434
@raphealwood4434 5 жыл бұрын
@ericj305 what the hell makes you think that I I'm arguing over anyone whether or not she's funny. She is funny that is the only statement I made. If you didn't like her comments fine, but if she was a lesbian she would be sleeping with women. Not running around talking about sleeping with a bunch of guys. I'm pretty sure you didn't even listen to half of her jokes before you made your comment. Unless you're saying you're a dyke! And you're upset that she wants dick
@noxabellus
@noxabellus 5 жыл бұрын
@ I didn't see the need to indulge your ridiculous comment with anything more than that but since you're so insistent; You are exactly as terrible as the caricature of an enemy you rally against. Turning every video with a female subject into an opportunity to shit your disgusting political nonsense upon others, just like the cartoon version of feminists you are so upset about. It's ironic, and pathetic, and I'm sure you're totally incapable of even perceiving that, so I won't try to argue with you further. Fuck off, dip shit.
5 жыл бұрын
@@noxabellus You proved my point once again. I praised her originality and good performance. It is YOU who is reacting like a hysterical lunatic to my celebration of the ABSENCE of politics in her act. You accused me of being a horrible human being for praising a comedian's artistical differentiation. You are quite an emotionally disturbed individual with a severe incapacity to process information. That combination makes you a classic. Please keep humiliating yourself, it is quite hilarious 😂😂😂
@justanamateur1682
@justanamateur1682 3 жыл бұрын
I saw her live (this exact set) in NYC about 2 years ago. She’s a really talented comic.
@tkexit
@tkexit 4 жыл бұрын
this set is so damn dark and i love it!!
@PyroK8
@PyroK8 5 жыл бұрын
Top tier comedian right there. Holy crap she's good
@Dread_Knock
@Dread_Knock 5 жыл бұрын
You need to up your standards bro
@joshi897
@joshi897 5 жыл бұрын
Mediocre at best. Top tier? Maybe for women comedians, but then again, looking at the competition, that's not a hard accomplishment at all. She's got confident delivery but there's no substance, she's just boring.
@BrwnPowerRanger
@BrwnPowerRanger 5 жыл бұрын
not even close to top tier....... just not a shitty woman comedian
@undeniablySomeGuy
@undeniablySomeGuy 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, this is the most unhinged and hilarious comedian I've seen in a while. She capitalizes on every idea for jokes, and I haven't laughed this hard and this much to a stand-up bit since Bo Burnham
@leanoramccarthy7726
@leanoramccarthy7726 3 жыл бұрын
Love how real she is!! Added to fav comedians! Hilarious! 😂😂😂😂
@LockSteady
@LockSteady 4 жыл бұрын
She's legitimately hilarious
@jestnessj3574
@jestnessj3574 5 жыл бұрын
She-is-cute! But she's clearly damaged. I'll take it.
@hezomelo956
@hezomelo956 5 жыл бұрын
PREEEEACH
@wickandde
@wickandde 5 жыл бұрын
☝️Incel detected 😂
@Figs3
@Figs3 4 жыл бұрын
@@druginducedfeverdreams we get it. You were rejected a lot in highschool. You clearly have a complex about women. So move along.
@druginducedfeverdreams
@druginducedfeverdreams 4 жыл бұрын
@@Figs3 cringe af
@frogman34
@frogman34 4 жыл бұрын
@@Figs3 why the hate? Just because the man has logic about woman that is true, I was in the friends zone alot I don't trust these whores of Babylon, if your in a relationship I feel sorry for you having to deal with bullshit everyday more power too you.
@boulshyte8932
@boulshyte8932 5 жыл бұрын
"wind chimes, how mant braclets r u wearing?"😭😂😂😂😂 please im dying.
@spomusmo2349
@spomusmo2349 3 жыл бұрын
She was really funny but at the same time I just wanted to give her a hug.
@byungs
@byungs 4 жыл бұрын
dude, she is amazing. this is one of the funniest sets i've heard.
@ARustyNail
@ARustyNail 5 жыл бұрын
I usually never comment but this chick had me in tears!!!
@introgauge
@introgauge 5 жыл бұрын
Lol its funny that your standards for women comedians are so low that youre willing to give it up for someone who "sounds" funny.
@nofybn7794
@nofybn7794 5 жыл бұрын
WOMAN NOT CHICK. RESPECT PLEASE!
@nofybn7794
@nofybn7794 5 жыл бұрын
@@introgauge SEXIST.
@arthurvanessen5390
@arthurvanessen5390 5 жыл бұрын
nofy bn AMEN!!!!
@SenorGnar
@SenorGnar 5 жыл бұрын
The deader on the inside, the sharper the jokes. Loved it! What a set
@robsellars9338
@robsellars9338 Жыл бұрын
She's the real deal- effortless comedy!
@bryanpadilla8826
@bryanpadilla8826 3 жыл бұрын
the whole bit was worth it for the "were twins now" part
@mruv5944
@mruv5944 4 жыл бұрын
We’re twins now lmao
@youfinallyfoundwaldo1364
@youfinallyfoundwaldo1364 4 жыл бұрын
Please seek therapy?
@tartilasahid8056
@tartilasahid8056 5 жыл бұрын
She has this claire dunphy vibes from modern family
@jexanrp8642
@jexanrp8642 5 жыл бұрын
Tartila Sahid Definitely does
@knowitall3892
@knowitall3892 5 жыл бұрын
Thin blonde yea I see it too
@britnizta
@britnizta 4 жыл бұрын
YES
@bloobburry
@bloobburry 4 жыл бұрын
bet you weren't expecting 2020 to be worse than 2019 lol
@sekritskworl-sekrit_studios
@sekritskworl-sekrit_studios 2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO... Rosebud is FIRE!!!!
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