Bert Kreischer Tries to Call Dead People | Howie Mandel Does Stuff #53

[@Robmancan1987]

This is great, we hardly ever get to hear Bert talk about himself.😉

[@anticarnism]

Lmao.. unpopular opinion but that man has the intellect of a 13-year-old and I honestly can't stand him

[@meatloafTheman]

😂😂

[@lowellmartens6135]

hahahahahahahahahahahaaha

[@ModeratelyAmused]

if he ever does get Kevin Hart famous and get invited to do the Oscars, it will be the first time I didn't feel bad for someone getting cancelled. 90% of his "funny" stories is him being a piece of shit and loves telling them over and over.

[@CSpad]

🤣🤣

[@michaeledward2518]

this is so great lou cant talk because there is no time for him to jump in with bert talking so much LOL ...... love from hamilton ontario canada

[@cornbredx]

Oh, he does. He tells a great story about a black SUV 😄

[@82PeRK]

Agreed

[@brendandoyle8147]

There was a moment when Lou spoke a Bert turned with a look of oh shit forgot you’re here

[@InspectorButters4]

@@cornbredx I havent gotten to that part yet lol, I almost forgot Lou was there!! Only 1 nonsense story out of a whole podcast is doing really, REALLY good for Lou! 🤣

[@kingbenjamin92]

"Can you finish that story later" Howie killed me when he cut that guy off from telling his story 🤣🤣

[@chaunceytalent]

Because Lou is the worst and his stories are even more so

[@InspectorButters4]

@@chaunceytalent and ur putting it SUPER nice!! Lol Lous stories are so awful I'd rather get kicked in the nads than listen to them 🤣

[@jwill294]

I just subscribed today. New to the show. Who is Lou?

[@AJRDreJ]

I almost passed out laughing so hard to that! Lol

[@iphgfqweio]

@@jwill294 more interesting than bert

[@Revolution1117]

Brent: "It was the most hilarious, the best, the most outrageous, the most incredible, the most wasted, the funnest etc., etc...." Great to hear Bart humbly tell stories he's never told.

[@jackscott8371]

So glad to hear Bart speak, I have been wanting to hear his life story for years but he always lets the guest or co-host talk on his on podcasts.

[@SkervyBoi]

Lmao!!!!

[@pk4lyfe1]

Bert*

[@coolman72891]

@@pk4lyfe1 Burnt Chrysler

[@riosmax4317]

Berd Meister

[@jeremiahbridges1189]

Bruce Kersher

[@richardklassen7689]

hahaha When Lou tries to launch back into his Black SUV story during the prank call setup.

[@dualityofman1253]

Howie's podcast is quickly becoming my favorite. His daughter is beautiful and they work well together. My favorite guests are the comedians.

[@urbanmouseification]

I was stunned when Bert handed his phone to Howie, no one tell him Bert considers a swim in a pool to be equivalent to a shower, and used to wipe his butt with his bare hand no paper.

[@claymationwaves]

howie does it for attention pfff

[@colin8570]

Bert is definitely up there for having spoken the most words

[@janiebrossmann1178]

Omg I can’t even tell you how hard I laughed at this episode 😂😂 I ❤️ both of you guys and both of your podcasts 🤗😃😂🤣 Bert… that’s a brilliant idea about the funeral hologram 😂

[@bradfarmer1009]

Funeral idea: Bert's funeral, Leeann's phone rings, it's a recorded message of Bert asking if Bert is there.

[@Littlegemtx]

Omg I love Georgia Hardstark 💀 when worlds collide

[@that_one_dude497]

IF you CAME to HEAR the story about BERTS SISTER its here 1:17:51....... Don't forget to SUB!!!!!

[@Auqua1973]

Bert doesn't even need a mic. haha

[@yeseniaval9141]

This has quickly become one of my favorite podcasts, I love howies humor and his daughter is a great co host ❤

[@camillaroadz]

Howie’s so funny. “My daughter hates you?!” He’s so quick.

[@somecsguy9824]

Of course Brent wants to make a hologram for his funeral. Even after death he will be talking over everyone else in the room 😂

[@BozAwesome]

Howie called him BRET 1:33:33 BAHAHHAHA

[@mikehawk8984]

Be sure to send it to Nadav lol

[@JesusHComedy]

The fact they spent 15 minutes trying to call dead people 💀

[@millardfilmore1403]

I feel like Bert doesn't realize how insane it is that his daughters are SO open with him about their periods ... I GUARANTEE you my little sister would NEVER have called my dad and openly said "i just got my period" ... wow. But tbh it's a good thing to be like them ... glad they feel comfortable enough

[@LadyGoldenLake]

Thats weird..... my father even took me shopping for my first bra. It's awkward because of how the father conducts himself over these matters.

[@danielhernandez3161]

“Why’s everybody dead in your stories”-Howie Lol 💀

[@jussiniemi9560]

I smell bart's movie coming out with the amount of promotion

[@craindrelescuillieres6629]

Hope so!!

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

I bet it’ll be a while still

[@caseydabz958]

@@littlewigglemonster7691 he is on tour rn though so who knows i hope so but idk

[@jonnyincomox]

We'll know when he starts promoting the movie, we're talking about Bert here...

[@allhydro22]

That Howie end of the month joke was so underrated 😂😂😂😂

[@SkervyBoi]

Bert: I love Kool-aid! Howie: ... we know

[@accordict]

I'm your 1 or 2 from 2 Bears... Yes I put it on pause to "hear the fucking story" Glad to be on your channel now

[@ralphie027]

What are the odds that Bert is going to sell tickets to his funeral. I definitely want one.

[@trekruger]

Underrated ass comment right here

[@ThatMisguidedGrunt]

1:17:51 For anyone looking for the story Bert wouldn’t tell…

[@QuaresmaX77]

Goat

[@tomcheese2045]

I almost got fired from Barnes and noble. Possibly the best line ever. “Bert Kriescher”

[@michaeltrachtenberg7081]

this episode made me cry 3 times

[@A6uh]

Oh man, I've loved Brent's comedy for years!

[@WalkingPaceWP]

Bruh Bert going on all podcasts in existence at the moment. He's been great on all so far.

[@scot7328]

Great interview! I love the two of them! 😅

[@mynameisnotyours888]

howie mandel ur a hero of mine these podcasts are a treasure n Jackie ur a gem

[@dirty56ace]

Wow I'm sooo late to the party, how did I not know Howie has a podcast. Guess I should've guessed he did , everyone does. Glad this is the 1st I'm watching.✌️

[@TylerGC]

The funeral for the 50th is something that was done in the show life in pieces on Netflix a few years ago it didn't turn out to well

[@Crimelord3030]

Bruce unable to say thank you to a compliment 😂😂

[@boojoe1989]

I don’t know what fat is.. Take your shirt off! I’m fucking dying 🤣😂

[@MJ-qh2su]

Every time cringy Lou talks, I die a little more inside.

[@Zombiekillers1888]

Not as cringe as bert talking

[@InspectorButters4]

@@Zombiekillers1888 then why are u listening to this episode?? The fact u like Lou more than Bert tells me everything I need to know about ur sense of humor.... or lack there of!! Gtfoh with that bs

[@DefferJohn]

Yeah? Wtf are he doing? sitting there on the couch, contributing with absolutely nothing than awkwardness and creepy vibes!

[@Zombiekillers1888]

@@InspectorButters4 the fact you find a grown man talking about his daughters period funny tells me all I need to know about your humour 👍

[@christopherthumm4348]

Bert and Howie both have very handsome daughters!

[@briana6887]

Bert talking about Bert? Cool

[@xrmighty]

The machine!!

[@amsward]

Frickin love Jackelyn . She's some woman.

[@raulnavarrete692]

Believe it or not this is easily one of berts most tame podcast appearances of all time

[@AiSuperstar2025]

You mean he’s not as intoxicated?

[@TheeChristopherEsley]

A stand up set at your own funeral is next level

[@Denny_7782]

Burnt Chrysler Killin it 🥸🤙

[@BACNandEGGS]

How does Howie only have 24k subs…..he’s so likable

[@delta666SoT]

Probably his sidekicks meandering and pointless stories. Howie is funny but slowpoke on the sofa can definitely be a huge wrench in the gears.

[@BACNandEGGS]

@@delta666SoT yea the first episode with Rick Glassman was rough, two ocd comics trying to have a serious conversation with that dude derailing all of it…but I think Howie’s too nice to get rid of him.

[@WalkingPaceWP]

True. You just made me sub

[@marcelstjean]

I called my dads # who passed away.. I talked to the guy for over an hour.

[@urbanmouseification]

Thank you for having the great Bart Krysler as a guest.

[@WesleyThibodeau]

His name is actually Burt

[@onehitrquitr5045]

@@WesleyThibodeau Bert

[@WesleyThibodeau]

@@onehitrquitr5045 Fart*

[@urbanmouseification]

@@onehitrquitr5045 Bort

[@onehitrquitr5045]

@@urbanmouseification Mort from Ork

[@InspectorButters4]

Lou trying to continue his black SUV story only to have Howie and Bert both shut him down had me dying laughing!! Thank goodness they cut him off bc we all know there was no punchline coming, Lou just trails off to different nonsense every time!!

[@AJRDreJ]

"Wanna finish your story later...?" Almost passed out laughing so hard at that.

[@Doomsense]

Jackie is an absolute bombshell 🔥

[@TB.137]

Jesus Berts hologram is going to be up there talking about himself the entire funeral! “How smart am i to think of this hologram idea…. “ “Guys i got the best idea for halloween…” He kills a jug of koolaid and stares off in the distance, every one will think hes reflecting on an idea, then the hologram jumps up and laughs “Oh are we still recording?” Berts the best!

[@myroncotton7083]

Great Episode. Bert was amazing

[@user-gu3ie]

Man I love Bert... the man is just a good feeling comedian,and his interviews/podcasts always brighten days...

[@hismancaveproductions6496]

talking about the phone numbers. i trained a guy at my old job and about a month after starting he got enough money to get him a cell phone. we got to a customers house that we had to take the product we delivered into her home and she didnt answer the door. he got her number and called her. as we called her she was pulling up at the house so he hung up. she pulled up and looked like she had seen a ghost. she was shaking and crying and clearly shook up. we asked her what was wrong and she told us her dead husband was calling her. come to find out this guys new number was his old number and was stored in her phone. it was crazy!!!

[@Krissyg2277]

Did you press pause on Lou? What the hell that was the least we heard from him 🤣 poor guy we love him !! Press play I’m slow motion at least!

[@justforepic]

absolutely love bert

[@mynameisnotyours888]

Howie mandel is an American treasure mark my words

[@mynameisnotyours888]

U R bro

[@oscar3611]

A lot of great emotions during this podcast. I loved it!

[@drsavage3262]

Tony Stark did the hologram thing in Endgame.. I love you 3000 🥺

[@InspectorButters4]

Bert seems like such an awesome girl dad!! He sems clueless half the time lol, but he cares and he tries his best.... that's all that really matters!! I loved getting to hear more about the real Bert instead of just "The Machine" 🤣, hes just awesome

[@RJTJR]

I asked google how many possible phone numbers there could be, the total number of possible phone numbers is 7,970,000,000.

[@kip7371]

That bald guy is funny. He should be a comedian.

[@ryanbowen9718]

This podcast is like tee ball. Howie just setting the ball up for Bert lol

[@joshsatterfield9440]

Love bert, great podcast this week guys.

[@LayerCake420]

👋 put it on Cregs, space. 😂✌

[@TheeTyroneShoelaces]

Nothing beats Bart wailing when he first watched Toms video

[@michaelswanton2224]

Foxtrot-Juliett-Bravo=FJB=Let's Go Brandon?

[@mynameisnotyours888]

I think howie loves what he does

[@zachyaciw]

Lou actually made a joke that made sense. The GOAT joke at 9:30

[@howtowanderlust]

What the hell happened at 47:50 with that guy talking about black SUVs??? So strange

[@sailorjudzia]

you get me to luagh always i get all your jokes you cheer me up your show spike is down

[@chaselepard]

a hundred percent ready for this!

[@DIYTFY]

83% ready for this 17% not ready

[@nickschnider9191]

Ah! HUNdred PERcent!

[@carminemarigliano5624]

YES JACKIE YOU ARE EXACTLY THE SAME, HILARIOUSLY BRILLIANT AND SO SMART LOL YOU'RE SO FUNNY, I LOVE THIS PODCAST!! JACKIE FAN HERE!! 😀😀

[@gib1183]

Lmao

[@kaitlinromano2492]

Howie is extremely funny. Can’t stop laughing.

[@Shano84Mac]

Gawd damn, you must be high as all hell 😅

[@HelloBlake-_-_-]

Its when I didn't have any money. So I offered them 25,000$. - Bert Chrysler

[@mynameisnotyours888]

Jackie’s face when Burt said he shared his daughters menstral cycle lol

[@o0musique0o]

Delaney Glazer is the dancer Bert is talking about 🤙

[@checkersssss9]

This may be my favorite episode 😂

[@seankennedy7428]

I cant believe this podcast isn't at least 150x bigger.

[@828_Nate]

Thanks Howie!

[@LeXyStAr77]

That was exactly how my first period was. I was sobbing and upset.i was not ready to bleed every month for the next 30ish yrs. I was so upset my mom was concerned that someone was molesting me.

[@ThorThor420]

Uh... am I the only one that watched and enjoyed the entire show...? I wanna know about the Black SUV's at the intersection. It was kinda rude to hide his face and cut him off every time LOU speaks. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lennylemens]

Who wants to bet that’s a fake subway sandwich next to howie? Get that subway money homie!

[@michaeledward2518]

it was great to hear a few stories that i never heard before from bert ........ love from hamilton ontario canada

[@nickpanacci3055]

Why do you always mention your from Hamilton?

[@michaeledward2518]

@@nickpanacci3055 because everyone talks but no one knows where they are from im just trying to get people to know each other better that is all it would be cool for me to see someone comment from like Greece

[@nickpanacci3055]

@@michaeledward2518 Gotcha. Had to ask...I dont live far from there so everytime I see your comments it stands out to me

[@badeugenecops4741]

Burp doesn't talk about himself enough.

[@gigic7394]

I haven't laughed or cried this hard in a while. This was a great episode!

[@gogistyle19]

Bruce Krishna was very funny!

[@MEANTTOVENT]

Uh oh big Bert on the show . Jackie and Howie are great Humans.

[@alejandrokommedia9429]

Bert u r the best brother! we love you.

[@mynameisnotyours888]

U know when how we’s (lol) fidgeting with his fingers he’s thinking…

[@iggymac3473]

great show loved it

[@stonedmelodic7918]

Bert totally controlled this podcast. I think he knew what Howie was trying to do and interrupted him as soon as he was trying to bring him down.

[@Chris_Hruska]

Lou needs slapped by Will Smith. Even burt who is so nice looked at him like, "you arent funny, and why are you here??"

[@Delta2Oscar]

Had to come over from 2 bears!

[@urfavoritemerc8335]

Im gettin a crew togethor to track down an get those tapes i gotta see that show, who in?

[@edholmes1386]

Two bears sent me here. Subscribing now!

[@chrisryan3160]

what did you expect? he's the machine!

[@jackharding2848]

Lets fucking go, love howies podcast and berts, this should happen multiple times

[@sailorjudzia]

your my new hero

[@myroncotton7083]

Have a great tour

[@therealseals]

Probably my favorite pod so far!! So funny🤣