z with beard: unemployed uncle z without beard: unemployed grandma
@tray22049 ай бұрын
That intro did make me jump. But instead of jumping you need to go running
@jamesbaurus59289 ай бұрын
You got me Z. I did indeed jump
@ianp19869 ай бұрын
Liverpool haven’t been the same since United knocked them out of the FA Cup
@KT-ki6gz9 ай бұрын
You guys think Z fell off, Salah went from Egyptian Pharaoh to Egyptian Rashford 😱
@lkrnpk9 ай бұрын
“Mistah speakah we have now in Liverpool team an Egyptian Rashford which is the same as economic Maguire”
@itsflanny63039 ай бұрын
28 ga lmfao rashford wishes 😮
@niamh95009 ай бұрын
Acting as if Rashford is some shit player every year ffs
@niamh95009 ай бұрын
@@itsflanny6303literally had 22 ga last year mate but I doubt you actually watch football
@FutBandit9 ай бұрын
@@niamh9500in how many season do Rashford have 20+ g/a in the premier league tho?
@Avioto9 ай бұрын
Comment section getting weirder and weirder. You look great Z
@adamszucs95219 ай бұрын
Impeccable Noggin
@balkanmontero9 ай бұрын
Ngl i was a bit sad about this whole situation but after watching this video it makes so much more sense. Kinda pissed i didnt think of such a perspective sooner tbh but thats beside the point. Great video and great perspective 💪
@MFRayado9 ай бұрын
What if Zealand went full BTS and shaved all his hair?
@lyonkennedy48929 ай бұрын
Hair seems to be shaving itself if we’re being honest
@sambenham19459 ай бұрын
He did that once
@xanadu79789 ай бұрын
@@lyonkennedy4892💀
@LiftandCoa8 ай бұрын
@@lyonkennedy4892 thats a violation bro💀💀💀
@airheart12749 ай бұрын
Bro my phone was sitting in front of my laptop and when I hit the spacebar to wake it up, you turned around and looked at it and said “okayy??”
@SoyElAlpaco9 ай бұрын
Pooped my pants at that intro man...
@nyykSIUUU9 ай бұрын
This is the GHOST CAUGHT ON CAMERA episode
@johnmac15979 ай бұрын
In the heart of a desolate forest stood an abandoned mansion, its once-grand facade now weathered and draped in shadows. Locals avoided the area, for whispers of a vengeful spirit plagued the town. It was said that the ghost of a tormented soul haunted the halls, cursed to roam the darkness for eternity. Those brave enough to venture near spoke of strange occurrences. Lights flickered in the dead of night, casting eerie shadows that danced along the walls. Some claimed to have seen a figure, shrouded in darkness, moving through the empty rooms, its hollow gaze piercing the darkness. As the legend grew, so did the fear. Each night, the mansion's lights would flicker on and off, a ghostly beacon beckoning to the curious and the foolish. Sleep became a distant memory for those who dared to live nearby, as the ghost's haunting presence invaded their dreams, leaving them restless and afraid. Rumors spread like wildfire, and soon the mansion became a symbol of terror, its very name whispered in hushed tones. For ninety long days and nights, the town was gripped by fear, unable to shake the feeling of impending doom that hung heavy in the air. And so, the ghost of the mansion remained, a spectral guardian of its dark secrets, forever haunting the sleepless nights of those who dared to draw near.
@johnmac15979 ай бұрын
In the heart of a desolate forest stood an abandoned mansion, its once-grand facade now weathered and draped in shadows. Locals avoided the area, for whispers of a vengeful spirit plagued the town. It was said that the ghost of a tormented soul haunted the halls, cursed to roam the darkness for eternity. Those brave enough to venture near spoke of strange occurrences. Lights flickered in the dead of night, casting eerie shadows that danced along the walls. Some claimed to have seen a figure, shrouded in darkness, moving through the empty rooms, its hollow gaze piercing the darkness. As the legend grew, so did the fear. Each night, the mansion's lights would flicker on and off, a ghostly beacon beckoning to the curious and the foolish. Sleep became a distant memory for those who dared to live nearby, as the ghost's haunting presence invaded their dreams, leaving them restless and afraid. Rumors spread like wildfire, and soon the mansion became a symbol of terror, its very name whispered in hushed tones. For ninety long days and nights, the town was gripped by fear, unable to shake the feeling of impending doom that hung heavy in the air. And so, the ghost of the mansion remained, a spectral guardian of its dark secrets, forever haunting the sleepless nights of those who dared to draw near.
@MattMcMatt9 ай бұрын
Philosophical question, is a bald head really just one giant forehead?
@hiphappy12929 ай бұрын
Got them new emotion reaction lights that come on when you're all ramped up
@Mikehoncho26479 ай бұрын
I too, recently suffered from involuntary baby face. Get better soon brother
@Jewish.Hotdog9 ай бұрын
Lmaoo i feel u with the shaving dilema😂😂
@lisgod39 ай бұрын
Who is this clean-shaven youtuber with a Z light in the corner?
@wlk36079 ай бұрын
can’t believe you’re being haunted by a forward
@Anu_Sol9 ай бұрын
That jump scare intro cured my constipation.
@jakes18819 ай бұрын
They were about to come on and then west ham equalized before the subs were made. I’m assuming klopp said something about that.
@air18839 ай бұрын
Most of your takes are pretty good Z but you've missed one of the major points with this. Salah has spoken to the media twice since he arrived at Liverpool. He could have just done what he always did and say 'not today' but he chose to do something that was clearly going to catch the media attention. It's the context of the situation.
@sld17769 ай бұрын
I wonder if the "...will be fire" is a transliteration of Egyptian slang.
@Damian_19899 ай бұрын
Silly idea for a video: french team Brest just won 5-4 an amazing game against Rennes, and the guy who scored the fifth goal has the last name "Brassier". The jokes just write themselves.
@thelonewolf1159 ай бұрын
Bro looks like the human version of that Frankenstein-tweety monster in that classic Looney Tunes cartoon
@isaacchan27639 ай бұрын
As a Liverpool fan, this is heartbreaking. And more heartbreaking is that I’m seeing fans fighting each other. The core value of our club is YNWA but now some of the fans start making the team wall alone. Sigh.
@user-op6kt8pg9y9 ай бұрын
To me this is just a classic case of a player whos gotten a bigger ego and now that hes had a poor run of form recently hes been benched for literally half a game and his ego cant handle it
@caelcooper35159 ай бұрын
I didn't think you could look anymore like the boss baby but somehow you proved me wrong
@StandardRossoneri9 ай бұрын
Ahhh the clean shave. Now run
@NgolazoKante9 ай бұрын
Wow, it's soccer Dr. Lupo
@sk27909 ай бұрын
no player is greater than the club. managers r ultimately responsible. players need to get off their high horse and let the managers do their job. if they dont like it, request a transfer. but guess what, its the same in any club. players wont lose their jobs. managers will. hierarchy is set for a reason.
@safebans13699 ай бұрын
i think the clean shaven look suits you man. beard does too
@soardx10009 ай бұрын
Go for a run 🏃♂️ you’re more aerodynamic now!
@leatilemolebatsi46509 ай бұрын
Light not green again 😢
@thekandyman.9 ай бұрын
You have a lovely beard Z
@orgilc9 ай бұрын
Hi Z. It is because Antonio just scored and that is the reaction of the stadium and Jurgen is reacting to that. That is important.
@andymanser25239 ай бұрын
My main issue would be if Salah wasn't pissed off about being a sub and going on late. He cares enough to want to play and win. Klopp wants him fired up and well, he did it. If salah scored there wouldn't be any mention of this at all.
@user-op6kt8pg9y9 ай бұрын
But that's why he was only a sub his recent form has been shocking
@paine22369 ай бұрын
Apparently salah was too busy half arsed getting ready to be subbed on klopp wanting him ready to go but he was off chatting to the opposite team players having a laughed and all before the goal came in
@Bananajoeboy9 ай бұрын
Need a Video on Stuttgart vs Leverkusen madness
@safcjcp9 ай бұрын
He did speak to the media and gave them more than enough to run with
@matreimer9 ай бұрын
Liverpool have on an atrocious run of form for over a month, it's sad to see this happening in Klopp's final season with the Reds.
@jackp37749 ай бұрын
Been waiting for this
@woolly2549 ай бұрын
It’s a bit strange the way he calls Liverpool a singular noun where a lot of people call them plural
@skylerlavy9 ай бұрын
I just wanna go a day without seeing my team fall apart
@vinceo10589 ай бұрын
Is "completely clean-shaven" a subliminal Manscape ad?
@Fanofl4ndo9 ай бұрын
Nobody is bigger than the club.
@glswenson9 ай бұрын
Kurt Angle intro
@luciregelt28139 ай бұрын
Can you talk about the latest Leverkusen 90+6 Goal?
@xander75519 ай бұрын
makes me happy z and i decided to shave today 😭
@kalmenbarkin57089 ай бұрын
Z without beard looks like a Wrexham owner
@1NTEN7ION9 ай бұрын
YNWA ❤️ Good video bro i have to agree with your points, Kloppo has done nothing wrong and if anything Salah is showing poor professionalism with too much ego
@zacknmcs9 ай бұрын
Common Zealand W
@DeeEditor19 ай бұрын
No beard shows your semi chad jawline off
@janks2739 ай бұрын
U still running?
@oikhena9 ай бұрын
Mo Salah almost never talks to the media post-match so absolutely saying nothing would have been better. Having said that it’s a bit much about nothing
@JMThought9 ай бұрын
Salah is out of line here but he’s smart enough to know to at least not properly talk to the press… I do disagree that if he walked by the speculation is more rampant; players often ignore the press. He just had to shake his head and say “nar.” By saying “there will be fire” he’s stoking it.
@Dylan-ym2fc9 ай бұрын
In our last 5 we've had roughly 271 minutes of Salah, in which we have 1 goal 177 minutes without Salah, in which we scored 5 goals. He's been shite. Deserved to be dropped and shouldn't start another game this season after that
@idk-dz3fo9 ай бұрын
It's been a month, he just came back from an injury a month ago. Obviously, he's gonna have a bit of a slow start. But dont forget that before this bad run of form, he was arguably your best player and carrying the team on his back. I've seen alot of reactionary fans even wanting him to get moved out in the summer for 1 MONTH of bad form, and during this month the whole team has been bad, be it diaz, nunez, even vvd. Putting all the blame on him is unfair imo.
@kevintan44639 ай бұрын
another option is to apologize, which should be the common sense for football players at his level
@pretty-white-lamb9 ай бұрын
you look better with a clean shave
@crobias9 ай бұрын
like 666 at 3 am i’m scared
@animamaster9 ай бұрын
Instead of shaving your beard. I want to see how beautiful you look bald
@LKING149 ай бұрын
No beard Z has truly fallen off
@giyarhandaru69399 ай бұрын
Who are you?
@theonlyslashAnarchy9 ай бұрын
i am your father
@soardx10009 ай бұрын
Only 2795 views ?
@The28studio9 ай бұрын
Who is this??? 😮
@JonathanCLacy9 ай бұрын
AHHHHHHH
@alanoshea21329 ай бұрын
He looks cool in a Wispy way.
@Kupak-hy3vq9 ай бұрын
39 seconds ago is crazy
@hamco57849 ай бұрын
Zeal and had fallen off, even his facial hair fell off ..
@mustafachughtai88749 ай бұрын
shave ur head too max aerodynamics for a good run
@fpsoccer97919 ай бұрын
Holy shit that jumpscare made me jump... Zealand's hairline is horror territory.
@ronnygarcia69389 ай бұрын
Bro now has negative testosterone
@antwnzrr29 ай бұрын
You tried to use your clean shave to distract you from the Anfield size forehead. Clever. Very clever.
@jtmcgee9 ай бұрын
Salah was PL "flop" and serie a midtable blah player before Klopp. Im not saying the ability wasnt there but he wasnt seen as a great player. Klopp helped him unlock and display his talents to the world and he reacts like a petulant child when the man who has helped his ascension acts in the best interest of the team and team discipline. Disappointing.
@kalisperis9 ай бұрын
I don't think you know what clean-shaven means... Also, 0/10 for no chest hair.
@musicpatrickmusic9 ай бұрын
Antony >
@parmaman85519 ай бұрын
Salah has been crap for months he deserved to be dropped
@elicarlson76829 ай бұрын
No beard bro fell off
@lilturbo26579 ай бұрын
Omg what the hell even is that 😱
@DrDrCr4zy9 ай бұрын
yo zealand, have u been running?
@RivRory9 ай бұрын
No views 44 seconds fell off
@iansmith59119 ай бұрын
Shut up
@matthewmatthewmatthew9 ай бұрын
Wtf
@ganaed9 ай бұрын
Lol he could've spoken and lied and said everything was okay. I think he chose the word fire on purpose
@arvidcarlsson30489 ай бұрын
27 seconds and no views, Zealand fell off.
@RubenK19929 ай бұрын
Another Zealand hairline decimated.
@MiguelHernandez-pj8ht9 ай бұрын
Youre facial hair being gone makes your forehead look bigger