Human engineers & The Nod | 2351 | Short HFY Sci-Fi Story

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00:00 Intro
00:08 Human engineers by cptn_candy
10:30 The Nod by Hanson_the_third
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Podcast is Called : ASN Humans Are Space Orcs , HFY and other stories
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This Story is Classified as HFY or Humanity Feck, Yea , but what does the Mean?
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HFY is a story/series that takes a “human element” in either humanity or an “other” (race/species or object) that exists in a “setting” (future or other world/universe) with varying levels of culture, technology, society and history that help show in some shape or form the potential good or bad for humanity’s race/culture. In These stories Humans are often referred to as Human, Humanity, Deathworlder, Hellwolder in reference to the human planet of origin , Earth. This planet is seen by most of the universe as a place where only death and chaos can survive.
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Taken from the FAQ of the r/HFY subreddit.
Humans Are Space Orcs (HASO) or Humans Are (Fantasy Race) Are used as a guide when writing.
In these Stories we normally View humans like the other races view orcs in a Fantasy Novel. We (Humans) share the same characteristics and personalities as orcs. Humans are normally treated as the outsiders and barbarians. Humans tend to be underestimated as well in these stories. Unlike Humanity Feck Yea , these don't always put a positive spin on humans\humanity sometimes looking at the darker side of human and humanity from the perspective of aliens.
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[@AgroSquerril]

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[@derGhebbet]

Oh good, you're healed and stuff. I was geting tired of all those ai channels that popped up while you were out of comission.

[@deathbedquestion]

A.I. sucks for fiction!

[@Bilskirnir3124]

It's weird how many AI sci-fi channels showed up over the last two weeks.

[@LTDunltd]

I got the same thing. Loved how some of the AIs mispronounced some of the words. 😂

[@stinkyfungus]

Agro makes it fun... puts his own energy into it. It's not HFY if a robot reads it!

[@dyxifltline]

You and apparently those folks as well. Me too.

[@kusanagi54321]

They forgot Combat Engineers. They tend to solve problems with explosives and the humans have to write rules of war when they get bored.

[@burnerheinz]

Be wary of the Sea-Bees they will steal your shit.

[@jamesquick5854]

We take them as suggestions, not rules. Never found a problem that a sufficient amount of C4 can't solve 😊

[@lumberluc]

"Listen, Buddy. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems."

[@AnikaJarlsdottr]

Maxim 24: any sufficiently advanced technology is indistingishable from a big gun.

[@AnikaJarlsdottr]

@@jamesquick5854 Maxim 44: if it will blow a hole in the ground, it will double as an entenching tool.

[@jon-paulfilkins7820]

From a mechanical engineering and an IT background, 2 things you don't want to hear from your work colleagues, "Bored now" and "Ooops", these things are true!

[@janet6421]

Also "hold my beer" or "them's fighting words"

[@dockaos924]

I can vouch for the ooops 👍

[@nightrunnerxm393]

Aw, but "bored now" is usually when the interesting stuff happens! Some of my best work happened after saying those two words!

[@nobodyimportant2470]

@@nightrunnerxm393Captain Renolds: Define interesting. Walsh: Oh god, oh god we are all going to die.

[@davethompson3326]

"Oh shit!"?

[@wigget2233]

They forgot to mention that an upward nod can also be a challenge, usually when the one who does the nodding, thinks they are superior to the other in someway shape or form

[@Joshua-fo9zw]

Beckoning an inferior to approach, with an upward nod, while displaying dominance over them by exposing your throat to them without fear

[@DefaultFlame]

Nods really are a language all their own. Everything from direction, speed, angle, number of nods, and any additional minuature flourishes can change the meaning. Combine it with various facial expression or changes of expressions and the number of meanings and the information conveyed increases exponentially. Add overall body language and you can have entire silent conversations. "Hello, friend." "Hello, friend, it's good to see you." "Hello, friend, something unfortunate has happened and I'm sad." "I acknowledge your presence but wish for you to not speak to me." "Wanna fuck?" "Wanna fuck?~" "Wanna fight?" "Wanna fight, punk?" "I feel not a single molecule of respect for you and wish for you to be thoroughly informed of that fact." "I believe you are insane and will back away slowly as to not trigger a potentially violent reaction from you." "You are an idiot."

[@overlordmagnatron]

The great return of Agro Squirrel, may the hoards of soulless AI HFY channels tremble in fear!

[@airplanenut89]

German Engineers must be like the horsemen of the apocalypse to the aliens in the first story.

[@AnikaJarlsdottr]

German Engineers are the horsemen of the apocalypse even to other engineers.. their 'toys' always work perfectly, but they break easily and no one, besides another german engineer, knows how to fix the damn thing.

[@TallboyDave]

Perhaps, but in that case, I think that a British Boffin, tinkering in his shed, must be akin to a Cosmic Horror to those aliens.

[@achimdemus-holzhaeuser1233]

@@TallboyDave Those are just two sides of the same coin :) Creators and Optimizers.

[@madengineer9072]

Drunken Aussie Engineer.

[@kurtismiller9544]

For DA SKWERL and his Nest! Welcome home Agro.

[@lanceknowlton1871]

Although I was missing a lot fewer socks

[@himleragabash5470]

As a Future Mining Engineer I have to say, I'm a Overly Happy when it comes to explosives. I love when my calculations Go BOOOM ! Exploding rocks are the best part of the work.

[@kashkara_8943]

The Squirly Narrator blesses us with his melodious tones once again

[@Zanthum]

Heaven forbid two engineers nod to each other. If that happens that quadrant of the galaxy is likely to soon vaporize.

[@c7iC--s7ick]

"aww sh*t here we go again" LETS FECKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

[@RealArcalian]

WELCOME BACK, Mentlegent! For the Rhyhtm that is Algo Happy Easter! Story 1: Humans are Space Gnomes Story 2: Body language, it's a complicated yet simple thing.

[@joshuameierhofer8938]

For the Algorithm

[@cheesetonk]

I like that spifflemonk find himself in another story

[@Psalmster023]

Nice to have you back in the game. I was getting “Squirrelly… “

[@BalthusDirein]

For Da Skwerl may the nest grow large and comfy

[@jukkiivi4282]

Thanks for finging these stories and your excellent narrations! For the Algorithm! For the Authors! For the Narrator! For the Beard! For Recovery!

[@theshadyprotector8412]

Long Live the Squirrel!

[@juliannerobertson3851]

Welcome back. Human voice reading stories.

[@jrsydvl7218]

Wait, I need to top up my glass of whiskey.

[@user-iw6bu4iq4r]

You forgot the Angry Engineer, the kind of engineer with a grudge towards something or someone. These are THE MOST dangerous kind humanity has ever conceived.

[@Cptn_Candy]

Side note if you see a human engineer with duct tape on his belt, you have the full legal permission of the council to panic.

[@shaundeering2224]

Great to hear your dulcet tones again, my feed was flooded with ai hfy stories that can’t compete with the agro squirrel. Hope you’re healing well.

[@DylonBridson]

Story 1: Ah yes, the most divine type of Holy Terran.

[@RJ-cf8jq]

Good to hear you again. Glad you are healed up.

[@thecaptainkern7974]

I've missed that jacket and the stories it tells ;) I am GLAD to see you back !

[@Alex.H.B.1970something]

Bravo Sir Encore! Good to see you back on form Agro.

[@coyotehavoc5118]

Congratulations on the recovery Agro

[@darthrevan6544]

Welcome back!!! Glad you are better.

[@PoldaranOfDalaran]

The man, the myth, the legend has returned! Woo!

[@Shadow.Dragon]

Welcome back Master Skwerl! As an engineer, I approve of story #1! LOL!!!

[@scotthinger6397]

So very glad you're back Agro it was getting boring! I am so glad everything went will for! WITH ENERGY!!

[@MidnightSmoke]

Here is a like and comment for the stories, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, and get you the recognition you deserve.

[@aclevername7613]

So nice to still see a human reading these stories. I watch sci-fi and creepy stories and so many are just ai its getting beyond annoying>.>

[@sordakthemobile1777]

Glad to see you back! Listen, I don't want to put any stress on you. Make sure you heal up, but I wanted to say that I do hope you continue with Vitmori's story.

[@TooHighDPI]

I don't normally read, nor listen to Audio Books, but i continuously come back here to listen to the stories that you end up reading, very entertaining and great for getting work done in the process

[@mackenziedrake]

You do indeed sound much better, and less strained. I'm very glad for you!

[@jeanannd]

So wonderful to hear you narrate a story once more. Have missed your voice telling us such wonderous tales.

[@traveler4653]

The man,the legend,he back

[@arandomsystemglitch2398]

Ah i love these cause instead of a fire alarm station colonys etc probably have a human engineer alarm the engineer has finished an tinkering project

[@GnarledStaff]

Welcome back, its good you hear your voice again.

[@charlessutton5400]

So good to see you back. We missed you. Don't push it. One from you, regularly, is better than 2 or 3 with damage to your continuity.

[@xavilius9488]

never expected a callback to spiffelmonk

[@xxlhd058]

Prophet re-recruited 99% complete

[@kennethfarrand-collins6405]

Great to have you back, take care and the world will remain in orbit.

[@harper1371]

Congratulations with the recovery. It’s great to hear you read again.

[@efuller6770]

Well. Glad you're feeling a bit better. Hopefully the recovery continues and this wasn't too straining

[@1983sergev]

🎶Look who's back, back again? Agro's back, tell a friend 🎶 Thanks for the story mate, good to hear you doing new stories 😊

[@normiesalvador1854]

It's good to hear your voice again.

[@charlesmclain6558]

Hahaha a spifflemonk reference. Love this one already

[@BadgersBadgersBAdger575]

Great to hear your reading again!

[@thepostapocalyptictrio4762]

Congratulations on returning. You are one of the originals, show those AI’s who the real narrator is.!!!

[@mattpotter119]

Glad you're back.

[@racc00n_boi58]

HES BACK RAAAAHHHHH

[@Fylasfrommabi]

the squirrel is baaack!!! hope your voice is okay :3

[@larrythompson8630]

The nod is rather true. It can show direction as well.

[@robertwilliams2623]

Yes your back and i hope your doing well. Miss your stories

[@johnracz6095]

Welcome back.

[@DaddyODadio]

'As a human i 💯 % approve of this article'! - Space Bounty Hunter Bandai

[@christinepearson5788]

For the Algorithm He's back.....!

[@Spacemanlacey1]

So good to see you back Mentalgent 😉. The algorithm has been very frustrating with all the AI hellscape's/mashups 😢🤯😭. Stay well, we need more of your narratives 🙏👍🎊

[@bani1046]

Loved watching you do this live and now seeing the finished product.

[@Dragoon_Duma]

Glad to see you're back

[@michaeljuul8207]

Welcome back, it's good to hear you again.

[@deussalt4479]

For the Agro-rythm!

[@amberpelton5679]

Great job! Great story! Take care of yourself and that golden voice! 😉

[@eyllyssaunders5345]

Human engineers really do just be a video game character at max level

[@stevemiller8032]

Welcome back. It's good to see you're feeling better.

[@archeyassassin]

Return of the king!

[@theuglybiker]

Now that you're back, let's get you workin' on 200K!!

[@21HiddenDragon]

Happy Easter and welcome back! Your narration is as smooth as ever.

[@InternetGravedigger]

"It can likely collapse local spacetime into an inverted singularity." So basically a quasar bomb. Humans... confusing EVERYONE with our odd body language that we don't even always understand.

[@billcook7285]

I'm so glad you're better. I missed you so much.

[@gordonhardwick9552]

Welcome back great one

[@MarijnvdSterre]

A nod upward can also mean: "What the F do you want?" or "Let's go"

[@tarrantwolf]

I think RCE payed Agro Tree-rat to make this vid.

[@OldPhartbsa]

Good to see you back. Hope all is well.

[@leightondoswell453]

Welcome back ❤ it as fun to watch how you do your magic

[@CaptainShield]

Praise the Algorithm, you're doing well!

[@einyv]

You're back!!!

[@garysprandel1817]

All hail the healed and fully functional Squirrel. Welcome back.

[@maxinedurling3425]

Welcome back

[@dragonmaster37206]

Glad you are doing well and I am glad you are back 🎉😂

[@Norbrookc]

Welcome back!

[@jesusrobles-priego3450]

This engineer sounds like a fellow dwarf, rock and stone brother.

[@johnmac4769]

so glad to have you back

[@robvoncken2565]

Hey welcome back m8 Good to see you again

[@user-kg7co9vi5r]

Happy to see you back.

[@JamesSavik]

SO glad you're back!

[@Vogas2]

I´m listening to stories read by you, while playing Krastorio. Then i hear this story and start laughing. Perfect match.

[@sarabrooks1996]

So glad you're back.

[@user-el1ko3sq7m]

Welcome back❤😊

[@dragonoidsix]

Amazing to hear that you’ve recovered well! Love the stories. Especially the Nod story~

[@Lucifer13DeVil]

Welcome back glad to your all better

[@jadesidhe2634]

He's back!

[@Caigul]

glad your back and doing better

[@najroe]

yay entertainment from one of my favourite narrators, thanks for thus. an now some nonsense to satisfy the mighty AlGoRiIThM

[@vonkug]

God bless the algorythm and the squirrel! KZbin was suggesting me trash while you were gone!

[@Zagroseckt]

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Welcome back

[@mhelm7842]

For algo, for the narrator! Hope your channel comes back quickly from your involuntary break.