Human Sperm under the Microscope

[@yato1817]

Ahhh... I miss my spermhood.. Rest in peace my fallen brothers..

[@ipaper9477]

@Elmont Ack the ones caught in the deulex, genocide in did

[@doge2629]

You have been wanted for murder mister.

[@annaarreglado5962]

Lol

[@dilippatil5783]

U had a vasectomy??...oh God bless your soul and balls..

[@theblacktriumvirate186]

F to pay my respects

[@kevinserrano3551]

Look at all the doctors, lawyers, firefighters, & police. What a shame...

[@sci-inspi]

LOL

[@pixielightshadow]

LMAO

[@2ValveMiri]

Lmao

Hahahah

[@k.o.h8446]

Kevin Serrano Or murderers, rapist and serial killers...

[@Rossilaz58]

I like how in all the other bodily fluid videos he says "I did this to get the sample" but here it's right into the action

[@lisachiappetti6092]

I mean we all know what he did lol

[@lenny9672]

We all know what he did

[@culmination8206]

@@lenny9672 everyone knows what he did

[@haytch4313]

Some things are better off not spoken

[@coolcat-nq4mj]

@@culmination8206 what did he do i don't know

[@MrDHCrockett]

It takes balls to make a video like this.

[@jaym2267]

Literally.

[@ilooooovekrabbypatties]

definitely, took a lot of hard work too

[@Spartan-ek8ih]

I spilt my drink.

[@EducationalCenter]

Slow handclap and a tip of the hat.

[@haden636]

👏🤣 wow

[@Mikee..]

i remember when i fought to get to the egg, nostalgia.

[@JrRAMAN]

😂

[@Mikee..]

@Gurnski Deti true, those fucking other guys kept pushing me but i got in faster, assholes got what they deserved.

[@AmazingStoryDewd]

You mean half of yourself was fighting to get to the egg. The other half of yourself was the egg.

[@p-47razorback71]

Incorrect. DEEZ NUTS are the largest.

[@farhinlaskar9508]

Lmao😂

[@zkgg6163]

When you fight against 30 millions And then you win That's what we call a battle royale

[@JupiterKnight]

royale

[@pinoyrapandlovesong7157]

Hahaha

[@ashishpradhan1662]

Nice

[@jarintasnimshoshi7973]

I am a camper BTW

[@m1trappy319]

actually the womans egg has been shown to prefer other semen over others

[@peppapig17453]

Wow not only does this man make his own music but also his own slides 😳

[@honorabledragon6280]

had me laughing

[@theonlookerofficial_]

That’s the first thing I thought lmao

[@chriskopper9786]

My first thought... "Huh. I should get a microscope."

[@mikhailgibbings1981]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[@garrettpi]

Oh yeah as if no one else does

[@alvinsim7726]

We all should be grateful because we all won our first ever competition against millions of competitors! I'm so proud of y'all and myself!

[@shlittyleo]

Against ur siblings technically.

[@LewisSmithJr]

@@shlittyleo all our other siblings were either weak or stupid because they went the wrong way

[@ericaj1605]

❤

[@Username-fu8sv]

😭

[@harrybaker9044]

My science teacher once told the class that the fact that any of us even got the chance at existing was like winning the lottery 3 times over. Always stuck in my head.

[@r7kelley553]

How crazy is it that one of those little tiny things can turn into something that will eventually be able to show you videos on KZbin about sperm? Life is awesome!

[@rileygoodread3415]

These taste absolutely DELISH. 😃

[@cutratecontractor1000]

And murder and hurt other people no not awesome

[@bobby1970]

@@rileygoodread3415 , I agree, cum does taste delicious, and it's very kinky. I have sucked on so many guy's cocks, it's truly amazing.

[@rileygoodread3415]

I agree bobby knight. Any relation to the famed basketball coach?

[@rileygoodread3415]

Get over it .... DEE! Just because you DON'T GET NONE.

[@shaksta4]

This soundtrack is actually so good it got me to sit here at 2am watching a bunch of sperm dance around under a microscope for almost 4 minutes.

[@muhammadraza2574]

hahaha

[@p-47razorback71]

Same

[@travisnunez7413]

Yup

[@Jxshdoesntcap]

Ha, as i read this comment it’s 2:37 am

[@OscarSanchez-pm1ok]

2:52

[@lorenzogonzalez0]

Video would've been banned if you zoomed out too far.

[@DeoFlascheAal]

Hahshs

[@karthickraja7097]

Legendary comment

[@alexpectaculiar]

@Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated you don't get the joke

[@kalebb9983]

@Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated r/whoooosh

[@lilyjr.1384]

Breast feeding isn’t sexual though.

[@saltysynthesizers]

My mom works at an IVF clinic, she looks at sperm cells under a microscope for a living. When I visited her at work, it was really stunning to see this under the microscope with my own eyes. God I love biology.

[@GabeHowardd]

that's awesome

[@dishuuu112]

@ServoDoEstado Ayoooo💀

[@qbird3713]

@Aguila wtf you on

[@fasterdays]

and I love sex!

[@ccdsds3221]

Think about it, your mom dreams of sperm while sleeping...

[@mithzynelson3110]

So crazy to think we all started out so tiny! And look how big and beautiful we got lol

[@zoro5197]

🙄

[@marcanthonystephens]

Still tiny next to the universe lol

[@raygeno5636]

Well i'm ugly☹️☹️

[@Your_Best_Self]

Yeah just a thought that we started as a microbe

[@AccelerationXS]

How is this funny? 🙄

[@riadinrisanto4766]

this comment section is a goldmine

[@PYROTOAD]

r_risanto yesss

[@theneutraleye1]

Yes bro😂

[@isaiahwalking]

Lol, ik? 😂

[@timber72]

A goldmine of biological stupidity...

[@RayMak]

They usually end up in papers and toilet for many guys.

[@deleted1070]

Yess sirr

[@ronaldleano2958]

You appear herr again?

[@elluchadoresrojo5098]

I see you everywhere

[@rencecs6720]

Dang if you arent making music then you sure are binge commenting on videos. jesus 11 hours ago

[@maple7908]

And mouth for girls. 😅😯😶

[@adithyan.5097]

Those days when you had nothing to worry about 😢

[@amethyste684]

right and wasn’t even worried abt the big race or winning the race it just happened 🥺

[@johnjeremiahpuno2359]

Rip to brothers and sisters who been drunk, dumped, wiped and flushed. You are never forgotten.

[@aniketpatel8089]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😉😉😉

[@jayshreekrishna596]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@azharlatif2335]

😂😂

[@sitarammalviy5457]

@@jayshreekrishna596 aap bhi karti ho kya 😂😂

[@dreamer2311]

Haha

[@tonyv8925]

I remember going to a party with my dad and coming home with my mom....lol

[@prateekkumar8546]

most of the people didn't even understood this......(so underrated)

[@3bcgy16]

Hahahaha best reply yet

[@lulukelvidiana9173]

this made me laugh.

[@JikooksusedtrashbagXD]

Lol😂😂

[@palwindersingh1398]

😂😂

[@nicoelgreeko]

We won't ask how you obtained the, **ahem**, sample.

[@BenBeckers]

On the vid where he checks water, he stated the sperm in this vid is his.

[@captaincaption]

@@BenBeckers Yea, he did say that

[@JzenCipher]

@@BenBeckers wait he's a guy

[@RK-ep8qy]

Jarret Ferrer are you assuming his gender 😱 jk

[@bobojr456]

@ShyPastel Prince When a man loves his hand very much...

[@davidgailinas8979]

I appreciate the effort put into this video. I'm sure it took a load of work to produce.....😉

[@razorbackroar]

Lol

[@rockybushes]

stop

[@cursebird84]

naaaa 💀💀💀💀💀

[@tjoshitjoshi306]

Lol😂

[@jessygranada5840]

Hahahahahahaha

[@darklanov]

You mean to tell me that I was the best of millions of these and outran them all?! Seeing the failiure I am today I din't see how that is possible.

[@austintexas2077]

Haha you're so funny

[@electronresonator8882]

sperm cells are like blood cells, they're not alive, you're truly alive after several months in pregnancy, that is if you believe in soul existence, which require you to be theist

[@maximuscompanies3139]

You will make it in life..one step at a time...mistakes are your real teacher

[@maximuscompanies3139]

@@electronresonator8882 this is the truth... Re-incarnation Everyone thinks they are winners..they are not aware they lose the fight..they are here because of Karma..

[@jaybanksuniversal]

...but what if they all were you?

[@investor816]

Imagine looking at your siblings that were never born under a microscope.

[@lazypotato6743]

They r nothing actually

[@imbored2006]

@@lazypotato6743 they r organisms

[@thanos879]

Siblings???

[@LetsPlayArcanium]

@@thanos879 do you really not know?

[@Eytl]

i mean who needs to be born under a microwcope lol

[@williamjebamalaij4861]

We are all WINNERS.Because only the winning sperm becomes you and me. So every human is a WINNER.🤴🤴🤴

[@ubaidurrehman1777]

Lol

[@merchantmariner5634]

@william Now that's the positive thinking. Thanks for making my day.

[@EpicMorso]

I'm not, i my game ended as tie since i'm a twin, and younger twin...

[@naren6]

@@merricc5218 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@tanveerpathaan5308]

Brilliant bro

[@KuroHebi]

We went from being two separate entities inside of our respective parents to being fully fledged multicellular beings capable of so much.

[@mayur4699]

Ahh i remember those old days, it was so fun to play with all my siblings in my dad's sag.

[@sakibmullick]

😬😬😂😂😂

[@hermitapurpurr9178]

All those siblings.. Your friends.. You family. Gone. All of them.

[@DAWAHOVERDUNYA2]

Sorry they are all dead now

[@ashantihendley811]

Evo296 no.

[@chillboiii]

Nostalgic

[@kingdedede8064]

This is a lot of information to swallow. Really blows my mind.

[@kalazakan]

Fuck your puns

[@lnteIIigence]

Cum on guys!

[@isaacperetz5984]

You said way too many puns, now you must be punished.

[@Sombistur]

Keep this at 69 likes please

[@microbmicrobov7340]

Is head blown by swallowing so many...?

[@Riya-17]

Clear your misconception : we were neither sperm nor ovum! We were ZYGOTE (which formed by fusion of sperm and ovum )

[@elyaaskarbelkar4572]

Bro,man was created first,so all mankind started from sperm.get your head straight

[@Redwan777]

I thought "we" were the embryo

[@anaguuuuuuuuuh]

@@Redwan777 Zygotes only have one cell & embryos have multiple cells. A zygote is formed when the sperm and egg fertilize and joins into one cell, embryos occur after 8 weeks of fertilization. When the zygote duplicates itself & makes more cells, it becomes an embryo. So technically, we were zygotes first, then the embryo & then the fetus.

[@armyofarmys8548]

@@anaguuuuuuuuuh right

[@AGUSTIN-zc5iu]

Technically, it's half of me, against several million of half of me, to reach my other half on the other side of the deadly sea.

[@rjayyy21]

It’s crazy how you can see the dead sperm or the sperm trying to move but stays frozen … so weird but fascinating at the same time 😂😂😂

[@shahnazbegum400]

they are shell shocked

[@mar35962]

it makes me sad :(

[@Jayce.Wolf787]

bruh 🤣

[@amethyste684]

@mar don’t be sad some of them might have developed into serial killas 😰

[@pankajiyer5228]

This means we have been racing for female even before taking birth

[@parthpatel5785]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 well said

[@noobde_da_channel]

Hahaha!!!!!!!!

[@furiousphoenix9784]

BREAKING NEWS 300 million brothers born from the same father is fighting for a woman!

[@wtfmario]

Menimists unite

[@junaidfarooqui1993]

It also means that women have also been racing for female even before birth!😂😂

[@kyrohhh]

To think that I was one of those guys running around and I was the fastest one is EPIC 😎

[@jhoelious8634]

That information is kind of wrong, most of these little guys die trying to reach in the middle of the ovum, the last ones are the one that form the Zygote

[@farhinlaskar9508]

Me too😂😎

[@shutupidiott]

@@jhoelious8634 Celebrate more bc you survived the massive massacre

[@missachin5054]

Your pfp 😟

[@chan625]

Not necessarily the fastest one but the one that went in correct direction and resisted the hostile environment

[@RealPhoenixRising]

Soooooooo I’m on that weird side of KZbin again lol 😂

[@Tadcoco]

It’s science

[@kirianismaelsanchez9606]

What's weird about it?

[@rein3935]

Science is weird and natural

[@grootlover525]

Yeah 🤦‍♂

[@excuseme5086]

This ain't weird. It's educational, tf?

[@ashleyp6276]

You can see the personality already! One of them was choking another one and I could see which ones would be twins they was holding on together in perfect sync, some of them were chilling and the rest was turning up! Creation is so amazing!

[@codguy12]

Disgusting

[@staceygrant7217]

I said the same thing! That one lil guy was on a mission!!

[@mohanuj421]

Who is coming here to read comments

[@grootlover525]

Haha

[@Jo_is_fine]

They look so active and here is me "The lazy couch potato"

[@josephujiadughele6035]

You must have been extremely wise to make it out since you are so lazy

[@An_Aspirant2001]

you were definitely be a intelligent one, cause you defeat all of them and left alone as a winner. you're damn good that's why you're here. keep fighting 😉😉😉

[@Jo_is_fine]

@@An_Aspirant2001 😦😍

[@Bunnironi]

I seen some sperm chilling and not moving lmao

[@kamaukamau6233]

Sluggish,slozy and all that..🤦🙆😅,yet you were faster than a Ferrari on the grandprix at that crucial hour

[@Charizzman]

Once a winner, always a winner. To: Every winner reading this!

[@DeclanLemtur]

Winner or not I think you attractive asf.

[@DeclanLemtur]

@@ULTRA_MAGNUS everybody gotta run for runs

[@DeclanLemtur]

@@ULTRA_MAGNUS what if I'm not?

[@DeclanLemtur]

@@ULTRA_MAGNUS I did say he's attractive and I'm a girl but I'm not. Who knows you might be more attractive than him.

[@nikhilm2193]

Thanks mate

[@LilPersey]

When you beat the other sperm cells that could've been Millionaires or Doctors just to come out a disappointment

[@azure9886]

I still remember me and my friend were still sperm. We both talk and play. But when the competition start he push me to win and I feel sad to him. But now my dad gave another chance, he won and became my brother.

[@Quaporu]

That's not how it works once the race starts if they lose they all die and reset new kids start the race

[@piyu9204]

Lol

[@imsecsie1]

Im sorry but your friend died

[@dictatoroblitorator1115]

but sperms die in 5 days tho

[@josiealba6844]

I feel like whole thing is like we set a match but in the end we die I would like to have my siblings come out alive with me at the same time or maybe just one sperm to eggs instead of we fought each other to survive but did we thinking that we had to fought to survive as sperm? Did we thinking like we did now🤔 that’s make me more wanted to know more how we respond or how we think and/or did we knew that we going have to kills them to survive get to eggs that our mom carry the empty eggs?

[@pouyasheykhghasemi2724]

Ah yes, the good old days.

[@Fitkid7672]

😂

[@WormtongueMaster]

I’m not the only one who felt guilty after watching this. Be honest guys 😂

[@Monualdai]

Same just a little bit

[@kingdre5495]

Lmao.....I have killed alot them

[@joelsytairo6338]

I mean we make millions of them every day so there’s plenty of the little creeps to go around

[@wolfyvenus5733]

How would i feel guilty of anything?

[@littlea420]

@@wolfyvenus5733 i dont know maybe that were killing hundreds of humans

[@sosa1331]

It's crazy how I got whole civilizations chillin in a towel in my closet.

[@amethyste684]

dawg….

[@CoquetteBxBxGirl]

They are deceased lol

[@xYJayYx]

I still remember that day, when I defeated millions and came 1st!!😎

[@deepakmalviya6903]

😂👌

[@SHANI............]

Trillions

[@isaiahpelletier107]

@@SHANI............ Make it decillions

[@SHANI............]

@@isaiahpelletier107 🖤okeh 😂

[@microworldbunny8049]

Ye NEET wala hai 😂

[@VadimKudim]

In fact blood and sperm were the first cells to be seen by Levenhuk. The guy used the most available things, I believe.

[@vanillacherub6847]

What? It said euglina in our textbook

[@vanillacherub6847]

Ohhh now I remember. The 1st single celled _organism_ observed by him was euglina. oops

[@VadimKudim]

@@ronald2042 Ouch

[@tgmtf5963]

@@ronald2042 wrong, galileo galili

[@essenceofexcellence1832]

bro was like: For science!!! *clap clap clap clap clap*

[@Nugtroen]

RIP to all my brothers and sisters who didn't make it through the hardest journey... The mind, soul and the body belong to me...

[@arda4326]

My man gave up on his children for science.

[@timber72]

Are you aware that sperm cells are not humans...?

[@brendenirving7463]

The music in the background sounds like an annoying neighbor playing their guitar while im trying to watch something educational

[@drew5637]

@toilet paper LMAO you just got REKT by a GAMER Brenden

[@drew5637]

@toilet paper ew an emoji...the council will decide your fate I suppose

[@priyankaj.6498]

@toilet paper 😂😂umm...I loved this background music and I m into Bieber also....

[@treyyetti7004]

Priyanka J. Alright, but who asked?

[@priyankaj.6498]

@@treyyetti7004 who asked u to ask this?

[@neveedahjafri]

Wow they are us

[@rencecs6720]

and I am them.

[@puffpuffpanda4383]

And we are de

[@cyclopeluigi4922]

I hate them...and therefore hate myself

[@Topdealmaker]

Lol guys keep going

[@PerkasaRahmadani]

@@cyclopeluigi4922 Lmao

[@neo187420]

Good. Now boil it and see if any survive to make the perfect Super soldier.

[@ritvikjain4832]

U Russian or something..?

[@jsswng223]

Evil

[@moorthynatraja]

😅😂🤣🤣🤣🥰🤣🤣

[@wash99]

Wtf?

[@helo9316]

@@ritvikjain4832 probably a floridian

[@GumdroptheFurryYT]

Okay- in all honesty- it is really cool to watch them under a microscope- to think we all started off that tiny-

[@frizky._]

why the fuck do you keep writing like this- it's fucking annoying- just end it with a full stop like this.

[@masterofalltrades_]

Sperms are one of the smallest cells in the human body while eggs are one of the largest.

[@a1marine105]

Hold my atom

[@lfplays6295]

@@a1marine105 LOLL

[@henrynguyen9528]

A1 Marine hold my quarks

[@TaxingIsThieving]

What is the significance

[@fuadkhan2571]

@@TaxingIsThieving Males are indiscriminate and compete for as many females as possible, while females are choosy and pick only the fittest males since her investment in the offspring is way higher.

[@remo371]

Are we all going to ignore the fact that someone had to jizz for us to watch this video

[@pepsitoast2348]

I was looking for this comment hahaha

[@darojat2025]

Now i need that tape for the man who jizz for us

[@remo371]

Darojat loooool

[@Your_Best_Self]

I mean how else can you examine semen

[@worldundermicroscope2711]

🙄

[@Admiral_Jezza]

We're all sperms that won the race.

[@microbmicrobov7340]

Moreover uninterrupted chain from microbes and bacteria. As everybody knows human appeared from microbe.

[@saishiroawaji6865]

@H A hahaha dafuq

[@RoYal-xz5ch]

I remembered how i struggle 12728th position to 1st one

[@parthpatel5785]

Life is race

[@hermitapurpurr9178]

The only race I have ever won

[@Noyammer]

Me: My mind: White tadpole

[@Gajsu1]

AND YOU WERE LITERALLY JUST A SINGLE ONE THAT WON :O mind blowing

[@Danielle33384]

Gajsu1 😂 I feel like a winner

[@SeldomPooper]

+Gajsu1 That is absurd. You are a product of both male and female gamete.

[@Spartan11117777]

It was a Battle Royale against 499,999,999 others.

[@sanyoritarathore4785]

It is same as upsc

[@OpalSilkMoth]

Me, entering the egg: Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS LOST Other sperm: *trying to fight to get in but dying off one by one*

[@brent6130]

Congratulations man, you're 1 in a million 💪

[@bigmouthbillybass7]

Oh my god they look like tadpoles eating something

[@seanlopez1051]

Crazy to think Pol pot and hitler was once a little swimmy

[@tasteit525]

That means we where in competition even before our birth .

[@shubhraroy8029]

Competition is a part of our life

[@doosqamfita]

My man you have awake my sleeping worior inside of me

[@bug-juice2728]

I turned myself in . Charge of countless murder.

[@jcconcepcion5853]

BUG-juice 😇

[@moorthynatraja]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jerwinscarlett2091]

I wonder whose sperm is this hakhak

[@sammey3998]

😂

[@gyangupta9127]

Competition is every where, right from the start 😂😂.

[@parthpatel5785]

Life is race

[@donotreadmyusername490]

@@parthpatel5785 and we are all the winners here.

[@zestyboi-zp5gn]

It's so weird to think about if I wasn't the first sperm to make it to the egg. I wonder what my twin would look like if another sperm took his place

[@LastStopsOnTheA]

Ight so u tellin me someone shot a load into a Petri dish and they zoomed in on it

[@flawlessbeaukty3774]

Apparently

[@CrysisVN]

well i mean you’re not wrong

[@babynyxe4784]

Yes

[@whatfreedom7]

No not at all. It was a cup.

[@andreas-g7z]

@@whatfreedom7 Don't remind me of that shit please.

[@pierrelockett3443]

I can’t be the only one that just got recommended this

[@ThePinkysweet123]

Dont know how it landed on my recommendation😂

[@Taib_Abderrahmane]

Same owo

[@GladsteticsGlamzz]

Me too 😂😂😊

[@neo187420]

What would happen if you put sperm in dirty water? War of single celled organisms?

[@danklyf4202]

🤔 fuck, that would be bad fucking ass bro. 🤔new form of entertainment?

[@East212]

We need to do this

[@RK-ep8qy]

Nova Cat it would die, sperm don't live long and can't replicate

[@microbmicrobov7340]

Sperm don't like water, will quickly die.

[@ritvikjain4832]

Damn again asking u Russian ..?

[@paulgiglio5719]

This dude is shredding this guitar solo at the end.

[@JAYNIGAM]

*"Look there's a camera. It's a prank"*

[@suryapratapsingh4090]

3:16 its a concert....😂

[@ravishah4121]

😂😂😂

[@liamslavin296]

Mosh pit

[@_xxmyaaxx_1912]

Surya Pratap Singh rock sprem

[@ArchangelExile]

Why?

[@Akendesuu]

XDDD

[@dramaqueen__princeajh8014]

All I can say is.... GOD is amazing.!!!!! 🥰🙌🏽🙌🏽

[@aleenaa1121]

Amen!!

[@lizatalks1580]

🙏

[@xoxojuliana101]

Yes! Praise the Lord, our Creator ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@dankhill_]

when you’re too stupid to know how life works; “WOOOO HALLELUJAH JESUS IS GOOD!!”

[@cho0ni649]

@Beowulf Reborn bruh why do u gotta be so salty everyone has their beliefs if u can’t tolerate others then no one should give a fuck about u either

[@martyallen6931]

What did one sperm say to the other? "Yo, this is NUTS" The end. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk

[@fkfkpig]

It’s hard to imagine that we came from that.

[@khoshekh7419]

Would swallowing count as cannibalism?

[@kawaiikantai3909]

Swallowing your own spit is already cannibalism

[@vuude5262]

Only if your consuming human flesh. Other than that the rest is all game

[@eatan111]

Yea

[@rileygoodread3415]

Than I'm a cannibal.

[@internetexplorerchan2697]

So is breastfeeding a cannibalism?

[@mohammedrazeenzaeencamil9344]

1:28 *_SwEEt HoME aLaBAMa_*

[@c0r5e]

Zaeen Camil gay but not Alabama. Shit joke

[@CrysisVN]

tf are those sperms doing

[@djnoise5305]

Bruh wtf were they doing lmao

[@adamTwobe]

@@c0r5e theyre from the same person so technically alabama

[@johnr.6023]

@Nathan Rodriguez What you got against boomers?

[@martianata]

Cool, and where is this sample from? … where.. is this sample from??

[@user-jh5wt8lq9x]

From me

[@robp4616]

Guys, whatever you do, don't let your girl see this video. She won't swallow anymore.

[@rihansa199]

She's herself made of it

[@phoolbabu7649]

she sent me this video 😐

[@mukilriya2826]

@@phoolbabu7649 😃😃😃😃😄

[@phoolbabu7649]

@@mukilriya2826 ☺☺☺

[@amruutakshirsagar3577]

Lol

[@bow-bow7083]

Imagine how lucky those millions are.. I was very excited to come to this cruel world 😭that was my first mistake

[@josephujiadughele6035]

They made heaven straight man. You won, but gat to go through trials for spermhood murder. Hope you make it again this final time

[@shivaratrirudraksha1022]

You would lucky if you friend with gorgeous beauty boy like me 👌

[@kadarsupermarket9223]

brother you really think out of the box, rest of us all are thinking the other way round...you are a truly unique human being, not from this world like the Albert Einstien, Leonardo di vinci type

[@bow-bow7083]

@@kadarsupermarket9223 Tq bro 😻

[@Jojosiwo]

You sound you are depressed..... Are you ok ..now?😔

[@raghavkamath]

The real question is whose sperm is it? **Sci- Inspi: nervous sweating**

[@microman5024]

Oh cool! How did you get that sample?

[@Xa_El_]

Ahwww 1:28 confused dudes

[@karthikkumard8623]

Misael García Velázquez Therecis the Gey 😂😂😂

[@tgbeam]

Or, OR, we're seeing a psychopath violent criminal. Cause the other looks dead lol. And in the same frame we witnessed where an ADHD person gets their start 😂

[@Jadinandrews]

Ha. Gaaaaaaaaaaay!

[@AmalDevYT]

Incest

[@Tatusiek_1]

Misael Cyan Pink you never know, they could be female

[@moltenlava1877]

Those poor tadpoles are shivering, Someone give them Blankets.

[@swagrobuc]

Bruh

[@swagrobuc]

Yep

[@swagrobuc]

Tadpoles

[@kaitran7679]

Sorry the say but they aren’t tadpoles

[@notstonks8436]

@@kaitran7679 yes they are tadpoles

[@hazelnutkookmin9000]

This is really how i look like 28 years ago.. damn.. what a fantastic GLOW UP 😂😅

[@humptydumpty811]

Without a female egg

[@bigpurrr9292]

Dead😂💀🤚🏽

[@IIRyainII]

You didnt change alot

[@modernfurnitures1748]

hii

[@modernfurnitures1748]

how r u

[@AllegedlyDuke]

This really makes you think about the fact that we beat hundreds of millions of other sperm cells, some of which could have cured cancer, been a potential president, just post unfunny jokes in the comment section of a video about sperm cells under a microscope...

[@MyoclonicJerkCough]

true or false: every guy who has access to a high powered microscope has done this

[@doge2629]

True.

[@Devvo0z]

False.

[@keyboardfreedomfighter5734]

Every guy who thought about getting a microscope has thought of this. i surely have, n I was also thinking which cell id choose, personally for insemination.

[@rileygoodread3415]

FALSE! Only PERVERTS LIKE YOU

[@Mystichandworks]

What type of microscope and filters are you using?

[@sci-inspi]

I use two microscopes recorded through a Nikon D3300 DSLR camera. Wards trinocular Microscope (not sure the model) - 40X, 100X, 400X, 1000X American Optical One - Ten microscope - 150X, 600X, 1500X I just use the filters that came standard with the microscope.

[@trevorphilips9065]

@Gurnski Deti A small price to pay for salvation

[@haluyolo7568]

@Gurnski Deti lmao, this video is for study purpose dude. Not a cruel video

[@ikaeksen]

hes gonna try an experiment lol

[@darkrh5404]

Gurnski Deti bruh they’re is like 00000000.1 percent chance any of those dudes where gonna make it anyways

[@CHURCHTUARY]

This almost makes me feel guilty.

[@doge2629]

And proud.

[@pilak1234]

LOL XD

[@soraninja]

This is so amazing imagine if we could see the gametes that made us who we are and watch ourselves grow into a fetus etc. I feel really special to have met your babies

[@masterofalltrades_]

A woman should feel ticklish while watching this.

[@mv1991]

Lol

[@vanillacherub6847]

Nauseously fascinating would be better

[@h0zumi]

no. Unless they're watching porn.

[@leannr563]

I hate that I felt this exact thing in a nauseating way while watching this. They’re creeping outta my tummy for vengeance I guess. *plays a final song before the takeover*

[@trevorphilips9065]

@@leannr563 Guess it's time to abandon sex

[@dennisgrammenos1232]

Sperm cells : You took everything from me Me in the bathroom : I don't even know who you are

[@rileygoodread3415]

A girl I went to high school with, many year's ago, about (20) she is very pretty but don't like ANYONE flirting with her father. One weekend ... RECENTLY, I swallowed at least ELEVEN loads of her father's sperm. She still DOESN'T know. It tasted DELISH, and for TWO day's, I could feel the tingling in my stomach. He's married, but his wife REFUSES to suck him off. So I was happy too.

[@hazamyuncle6784]

1:28 that's how I beat the others

[@lovelybhaskar8772]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TheRealBorb]

*Strangle the competition. Let nothing in your way.*

[@joelsytairo6338]

Lol you were gay before conception

[@alexshazam5482]

So you born as a vampire huh

[@Bunnironi]

ROFLMAO

[@RainbowMama143]

Can you do one comparing regular blood and menstrual flow?

[@jaym2267]

Bro is asking this dude to get someone on their period to come in and give him a sample

[@OriginalAkivara]

@@jaym2267 What's the big deal? I'd give menstrual blood sample for science.

[@happythepanda9954]

Man can't believe I was one of those little guys.

[@noorshinR]

Who's remembering their spearmhood durning this COVID 19 times???

[@livetochange974]

Stfu you black wannabe

[@manimargielaa]

@@livetochange974 bro what?

[@jesslabrunette]

How are you supposed to remember when you’re a grown ass men and everyone here is already grown.

[@hunterheifner1967]

I'm in my mother's womb right now

[@noorshinR]

@@hunterheifner1967 stay there buddy,It's bad outside.

[@backstabber7232]

And that’s enough internet for one day...

[@justice7816]

“Sorry Jeremy I gotta borrow samples for a video” “Oh no worries! Take the- wait wait no NO!!!”

[@kaoanthonco8770]

After seeing this i realize how lucky i am to live in this wonderful world.

[@LetsPlayArcanium]

Not so wonderful nowadays..

[@OmniversalInsect]

Wonderful might be a stretch but its cool

[@DoormanSoorman]

@@LetsPlayArcanium wonderful doesn’t have to mean good

[@LetsPlayArcanium]

@@DoormanSoorman that’s part of its definition though “ extreme good” so uh.

[@aliahsanshahid8212]

No one Only KZbin recommending me this while I am studying in a medical college❤️😊

[@katyanimishra8431]

Which college

[@aliahsanshahid8212]

@@katyanimishra8431 Dera ghazi Khan medical college:Punjab Pakistan!

[@katyanimishra8431]

Toh aap neet ke through nhi gye honge

[@katyanimishra8431]

Ya dud 👍👍

[@katyanimishra8431]

Kitna Acha h na aapka jou aapko medical Clg mil gya

[@ravigtbkiet]

Thats why i respect women she to bear alot of pain due to pregnancy

[@trevorphilips9065]

Yep glad I'm a fella

[@bethbayaua5330]

And I respect you for that

[@CyPsyGuy]

Lol.

[@raccoon_from_heaven]

Men have bared a lot of pain n made painful sacrifices for the betterment of humankind. Respect men too.

[@borderingonnothing]

Swaroop Somanna - Here’s the thing though. The commenter never said they didn’t respect men. Why do you have to bring something up that’s irrelevant? It seems like whenever women are praised, men have to _at the same time_ . I’m not saying they don’t deserve praise, but why all the time?

[@yubika_19772]

That's how many children we lost in washroom 🙈😂😂

[@Jayce.Wolf787]

💀🤣

[@geezalez]

1:32 Sperm builds personalities since the beginning of time 🧬 clearly that one clinging to the other is a bully 🤣

[@Adi_SH_007]

He is a gay.😂

[@devilhari3408]

@@Adi_SH_007 🤣🤣🤣

[@bhavyabhardwaj6781]

@@devilhari3408 I think that's how conjoined twins are born right ? It looks so sad

[@nickhanson1135]

Wondering how fresh the spooge is

[@alphaamoeba]

Ah remember when you won your first Battle Royale? Yes you looked like this

[@UpsideDownHamster]

Now the question is, where did you source this?