His body was facing this way....but his head was still like this 😂😂😂 best line ever
@collinfitzpatrick34136 жыл бұрын
dude stop bitching! Speed up! Speed Up!
@kermithesavage42835 жыл бұрын
Damn i read this the sme time he saying ir
@aminah91925 жыл бұрын
if this is not me when people tell me look at him he’s cute but don’t make it obvious 😂
@loverroses48235 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂🤣
@keiorianmorgan27164 жыл бұрын
On god funniest part why you just want apologize
@bilboswaggins99216 жыл бұрын
Sign my petition to rename ostriches man pigeons.
@julianvenegas6426 жыл бұрын
Caitlyn Swann you sure as hell got mine
@female7186 жыл бұрын
I'm down!!!!
@thatshamecorner9466 жыл бұрын
Where the hell do I sign
@emmapurrfection12806 жыл бұрын
Heck ya do it where do I sign
@loganwoodall63516 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!
@crippledcrusader13216 жыл бұрын
2:31 “his body was still facing this way, but his head was still like this” funniest line
@janicev19675 жыл бұрын
Mason French slipknot fan
@whenunutandshekeepsuckin69765 жыл бұрын
Its Uxea moron🤦🏾♂️
@christfollower81126 жыл бұрын
Maybe the ostrich just wanted to return the pen XD
@NurseInTraining5 жыл бұрын
Good one. 🤣🤗
@hadesfist10175 жыл бұрын
@@NurseInTraining it must be Canadian
@AA-ko2vf5 жыл бұрын
hahahahahaha
@xDrikenx5 жыл бұрын
Doubt it, that ostrich really wanted to fuck em both up.
@kavitarawat78624 жыл бұрын
Christ follower did you just watched vacation??
@jonmccracken9788 жыл бұрын
why why would you throw a pen at it ....if. if. if. if. we don't even know what it is lmmfao
@weridechevy2096 жыл бұрын
Im dying😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BlueRyuu2465 жыл бұрын
No, no, no I'm not saying that...I'm like I'm just saying like...we don't even know what it is... *_WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!!_*
@sleepytyrantula5 жыл бұрын
you spelt lmfao wrong sthu
@miguelv66645 жыл бұрын
When we make contact with aliens and we shoot first but bullets bounces off.
@keveunnaclayton76315 жыл бұрын
Love you and more more more ❤️💑💏
@emerald91945 жыл бұрын
"He didn't care about a wall, another ostrich." Imagine an ostrich chasing a car and suddenly colliding with a second ostrich.
@disturbedpyro45115 жыл бұрын
That would be funny as hell!
@geminijune24314 жыл бұрын
Then they both team up and chase the car on both sides
@daniellehershey47314 жыл бұрын
@@geminijune2431 like the dang raptors from Jurassic World
@BlueRyuu2464 жыл бұрын
"When I catch y'all, Imma fuck both of y'all up."
@thatgrumpychick49285 жыл бұрын
The 👏 ostrich 👏 was 👏 running 👏 30 👏 miles 👏 per 👏 hour
@koydaily5 жыл бұрын
the top speed of an ostrich is 70kph
@flecjohnson51505 жыл бұрын
Special Force damn
@kigen64005 жыл бұрын
Special Force In other words 43 mph
@FjChan Жыл бұрын
@@koydaily ohh really?
@alexisshadow62084 жыл бұрын
Kevin: I don’t like ostriches Jumanji, the next level: Welp, sucks to be you
@Vi0letR0gue3 жыл бұрын
The ostrich didnt forget that his friend threw a pen at him and called his buddies to get revenge on Kevin
@liyahsmith6066 жыл бұрын
“He didnt care bout a *WALL*..... Another *OSTRITCH*....” Has me DYIN every time i hear it, cos the ostritch is dead set on kevin 😆😆💀💀
@HypoAimGB5 жыл бұрын
i thought i was the only one who noticed "another ostrich" looool im cryin
@adrianmacias7455 жыл бұрын
The way he was looking at us when I catch y'all imma fuck both of you all up over a god damn pen😂😂😂😂💀
@enziee87506 жыл бұрын
“His body was facing dis way but his head was facing dis way
@justinweed45307 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is "when I catch y'all Ima fuck both y'all up..."
@nikispade13506 жыл бұрын
Justin Weed "Over a GODDAMN pen!"
@nikispade13506 жыл бұрын
" I'mma eat cho kids"I'm f*cking dying. I don't know how many times I've watched this and I'm still cracking up
@cjr12200615 жыл бұрын
" if if if we dont even know what it is? no no no im not sayin dat im sayn WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!
@k8egirl1017 жыл бұрын
Two words: meep meep
@g3mkn1ght606 жыл бұрын
Tala The wolf That's the roadrunner But it does look like an ostrich
@julianvenegas6426 жыл бұрын
THECHIEF AMP did the road runner EVER look like an actual road runner???
@g3mkn1ght606 жыл бұрын
Julian Venegas ive never seen a road runner
@julianvenegas6426 жыл бұрын
THECHIEF AMP oh. Well just don't expect a road runner to be blue and purple with tail feathers like that
@enziee87506 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@piscestheaquamarinedragon10886 жыл бұрын
Fun fact Ostriches and Emus can actually be attracted humans. They can even have types, this is why it's so hard to breed them in captivity.
@summerabigail045 жыл бұрын
Pisces the aquamarine dragon ..well then
@thatgrumpychick49285 жыл бұрын
You truly do learn something new every day
@Venusc0res5 жыл бұрын
@@thatgrumpychick4928 you really do
@Lauren.E.O5 жыл бұрын
That’s...weird.
@luvsadeplz5 жыл бұрын
Reverse beastiality
@youresellingme65527 жыл бұрын
We don't even know what it is. WAWAWAWA.😂
@collinfitzpatrick34136 жыл бұрын
dude stop bitching! Speed up! Speed up!
@foraginggatheringandidenti26105 жыл бұрын
I thought it was WhY tHe FuCk dID YoU ThROW A PEN AT ItTtTt
@foraginggatheringandidenti26105 жыл бұрын
It was WE DONT EvEN KNoW WhAT tHE FUCk IT IS
@foraginggatheringandidenti26105 жыл бұрын
I just went back and
@foraginggatheringandidenti26105 жыл бұрын
I played it at slower rate
@bumbebeesbackup61425 жыл бұрын
W-why, would you t-throw a p-pen at I-it..? I-I-i-if w-we don’t e-even K-know what I-it is?? (Omg thx soooo much for all of the likesXD I’ve never had so much likes ever😢)
@katsukibakugou42945 жыл бұрын
xXLauren BearXx n-no, I’m n-not saying that! We don’t even k-knOW whAt it Is... AHHHHHH
@Maddie_A5 жыл бұрын
I cried at that part
@deacored5 жыл бұрын
Ur pfp makes this 10x better
@krysterio4 жыл бұрын
Umm why is it so cringy when it is in a sentence
@lorloretta_4 жыл бұрын
Funny how ostriches appeared in Jumanji The Next Level as threats and he was the one explaining about ostriches.
@mrsbomsta4 жыл бұрын
They probably put that in on purpose for Kevin
@markdavies77994 жыл бұрын
I can literally visualise everything he saying.. he has a way of putting you there with him which is even funnier
@alix80496 жыл бұрын
why would you throw a pen at it... if we don’t even know what it is? the way he said it had me rolling lmaoo
@theuniqueone19738 жыл бұрын
Lol the video of the ostrich chasing the cyclists brought me here!
@virginialovesbirds6808 жыл бұрын
lol me tooXD
@loading...76175 жыл бұрын
I watched the ostrich/cyclist video then remembered this performance so I had to search/watch this next.
@foraginggatheringandidenti26105 жыл бұрын
Virginia Loves Birds ! Tell me please
@quotaluvv28586 жыл бұрын
They really do run that fast. Ostrich can pick up speed up to 45mph. They can keep up with cheetahs
@TheKyrix826 жыл бұрын
And it absolutely would have fucked them up if it caught them
@MrEcoho4 жыл бұрын
80MPH actually they OUTRUN cheetahs
@rafic1234 жыл бұрын
They are really fast according to JUMANJI :the next level
@kingwacky18411 ай бұрын
@@MrEcohoThat is not true an ostrich can run at 45mph and can react 60 But it cant run as fast as a cheetah. The ostrich can run at that speed for a long time so eventually it would beat the cheetah bc They can only hold a top speed for a short time. But top speed the cheetah is faster.
@memyselfni34744 ай бұрын
@@kingwacky184 This is true
@lajordan0215 жыл бұрын
why would you throw a pen....lmao
@vader.editz.867 жыл бұрын
Basically this fool was going against a road runner. Lol
@deffdefying48035 жыл бұрын
"Meep meep bitch"
@pinheadlarry72545 жыл бұрын
Actually, the ostrich is 2x faster then a road runner. So the predicament Kevin and his friend was in, was far from good.
@mariecarmen49214 жыл бұрын
Ostrich is the fastest running bird ever
@highburyfan10019 жыл бұрын
Big arse man pigeon. LMAO gets me every time
@itsg-o5 жыл бұрын
tf is arse
@larrysimbajon5 жыл бұрын
U gay or European or just Australian
@That_black_hippy_named_winnie5 жыл бұрын
Ass
@alikerkman60545 жыл бұрын
I live In Nebraska.. where the crap did you see an ostrich at 😂
@demolet3405 жыл бұрын
IKR
@katsukibakugou42945 жыл бұрын
There’s a dang herd of ostrich’s on my side of Nebraska dude
@markblah24155 жыл бұрын
Ali Casper yeah.. I agree
@goldroger61515 жыл бұрын
Actually there's is , maybe things have changed
@cropmemes55605 жыл бұрын
I was bout to comment ostrich in Nebraska???
@fourq20497 жыл бұрын
Man pigeon.lo:-)
@virginialovesbirds6808 жыл бұрын
I love ostriches but this is funnyXD
@julzyboy89608 жыл бұрын
Your dove pic is so cute! :3
@junielthegamer28457 жыл бұрын
Virginia Loves Birds ! i can tell you like ostriches considering your name is "virginia loves birds!" XD
@virginialovesbirds6807 жыл бұрын
Bullion Productions Thank you:)
@virginialovesbirds6807 жыл бұрын
Juniel the gamer Lol
@blemishedlamb59567 жыл бұрын
Virginia Loves Birds ! 'His body was facing this but his head was like this'. LMAO
@curiousbaby1915 жыл бұрын
"We don't even know what the fuck it is!!!" LMAO. I love Kevin Hart. He is so funny.
@landencroft60724 жыл бұрын
only ppl who saw jumanji 2 will think of what i immediately thought
@lizjohnson3664 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing!!😂😂😂
@anstjsdlr4 жыл бұрын
"When I catch y'all, Imma fuck both y'all up. Over a pen. Over a goddamn pen." A line of the year.
@nickschumacher43099 ай бұрын
Shouldn't have thrown that pen man! You going to learn today! - The Ostrich
@EGeck-ou9ls5 жыл бұрын
“His body was still facing this way... but his head was like this” 😂 OMG this line everytime🤣
@visionmusic8946 жыл бұрын
My favorite of Kevin Harts stories I stg 😂😂
@Nido1234 жыл бұрын
10 years later here he is in jumanji the next level getting chased by them
@rimaz-chan4 жыл бұрын
Jumanji 2 when the ostrich and Kevin hart scene comes up I’m laughing my ass hard 🤣
@jamiesucie26855 жыл бұрын
This is definitely one of my favourite Kevin Hart stories
@mohammad87699 Жыл бұрын
The part when he got so emotional still kills me till now😂
@tysavageyb11444 жыл бұрын
His body was still facing this way but his head was still like this🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣👍🤣😂🤣
@_Sadia-A4 жыл бұрын
The ostrich was looking at us, like it was saying, “If I catch you up, I am gonna fuck both of you all up...” 😂🤣
@luhjaay75954 жыл бұрын
10 Years Ago Who Still Watching ?????? 🔥 #2019
@Tey81615 жыл бұрын
watched this @ work, had me cryin'....Kevin Hart is hilarious!!! I have to buy this DVD today.
@yodaron9055 жыл бұрын
Plot twist .... The ostrich was john wick ...
@lizzydreamer69405 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂😂 here in South Africa we know to stay away from them. They are very fast and can really hurt you with their kicks. My brother rode one once though 😬😂
@WendyBelle-kd7mz7 жыл бұрын
I send this to all my friends every now and then! Hysterical!
@owleyes55995 ай бұрын
This is absolutely my favorite Kevin Hart routine. I just watch it over and over and laugh like crazy every time!!! Thank you Kevin!!!!
@sammysantoro91072 жыл бұрын
Legend has it, that ostrich is still searching for Kevin.
@R0BD0G23q5 жыл бұрын
He done this exact same skit in 2007 almost word for word. But this one is so much more funnier
@dominikgose26098 ай бұрын
Yeah comedians tell jokes multiple times. They often practice it on nonspecials and bust it out on filmed specials when its top tier.
@moorgoth15 жыл бұрын
Ostrichs are the evolutionary ancestor of Velociraptors, he's right to be scared man, I wouldn't fuck with a velociraptor haha
@mysta96566 жыл бұрын
I thought they were ancestors of Terror Birds.
@JB-tl6fs2 жыл бұрын
Ancestors ? They came after Velociraptors they can't be ancestor...but you're right, birds are supposed to be descendants of dinosaurs !
@aquarianbabe15 жыл бұрын
i cried laughing through this whole thing--you could NOT make this up
@roxannerobes4 жыл бұрын
Just watch Jumanji 2 and when I saw the ostrich scene this is what I remember 😂😂😂
@MizukisSacredSake5 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing so hard rn, .... BC I JUST GOOGLED "HOW FAST CAN AN ASTRICH RUN" and the results that came up said... "THEY CAN RUN UP TO 60 MILES PER HOUR" my dude here should have went 100 HAHA
@jaqell0075 жыл бұрын
* air lightly leaves your nose * I am DETERMINED to not laugh.
@camrynwatts7525 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time 😂😂😂
@cg65942 жыл бұрын
OMG so fricking funny! You are so amazingly funny with your descriptions and delivery. Love you!
@skrapdiggy15 жыл бұрын
If you're in Atlanta, PLEASE go see this cat's show this weekend ...saw him last night and he had the place in hysterics...so, so good!
@manteazure3 жыл бұрын
"his body was facing this way 👈 but his head was like this 👁👄👁" 😂😂😂😂
@alexiebmw5 жыл бұрын
1:56 Kevin: Why would you throw a pen at it if we don’t know what it is Kevin’s Friend: Dude stop bitching speed up speed up Me: Pull yourself together from The Incredibles with the scene Edna and Ms Incredible
@sabatian11387 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hart is my favorite comic! I love this guy! I have to wear Depends when I watch him!
@poweringstupidity90426 жыл бұрын
Im from "Im a grown little man" The full version of this video
@dearest_ww4 жыл бұрын
came back to this video after watching Jumanji 2! --- spoilers alert --- only if he would say 'interesting facts' about ostriches as fast hahahahaha
@lime_forrest14514 жыл бұрын
*watches this right after watching Jumanji 2* Me: hah this is pretty funny Also me: the producers saw this didn’t they-
@to-eat-or-not-to-eat4 жыл бұрын
Yesssss
@LnB_studio4 жыл бұрын
The emotional part kills me. My neck muscles cant breathe😂😂😂😂😂
@NicholeChimere15 жыл бұрын
I love his facials. He is hilarious!!!
@Vikashar8 ай бұрын
A bird standing on one foot is relaxing, like you crossing your legs in an armchair. The foot coming down meant everything Mr. Hart said
@rightknowledgeman7 жыл бұрын
They should make this animated like the Mike Epps "your outta here" joke😆
@reckless08315 жыл бұрын
fucking hilarious. I can just see the friend throwing the pen at the ostrich, so random, so great and so relateable. Ostriches scare the ever loving piss out of me, hell turkeys scare me.
@Tey81615 жыл бұрын
I HAD to buy this. Everyone needs to own this....hilariousssss...comedy central doesn't do it justice.
@ravenclaw28985 жыл бұрын
We don't have ostriches in Nebraska... 😂😂😂
@luvsadeplz5 жыл бұрын
there are ostrich farms
@clevercitychick15 жыл бұрын
That guy is SO funny! Loved every second!
@the.shadow8974 жыл бұрын
Heard of jumanji the next level 😅😂
@ashariejones59184 жыл бұрын
“When I catch y’all imma f both y’all up”😂😂
@FrisbeeGorbeh5 жыл бұрын
Y'all I looked it up, an adult ostrich can run on average up to 45 mph. And the videos of them chasing people/cars down is crazy, no wonder Kevin Hart was freaking out lol
@thenexus73435 жыл бұрын
This is an average speed...meaning they can fucking go faster lol
@RockStar-ir7lr4 жыл бұрын
Whenever he says his head was facing this way it looks like he is singing a rock song
@vball09cocoa15 жыл бұрын
My favorite is when he was saying that he isn't a fighter and he wouldn't fight for a girl. its in the same stand up.
@Tey81615 жыл бұрын
dat scene was hilarious....kevin hart is funny as hell
@danendraabhinaya54374 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realised where jumanji the next level got some of their inspiration
@BlackSoldier56015 жыл бұрын
watch this shit when u are high!!! this shit is hilarious
@gilbertcastro76215 жыл бұрын
NEXT COMEDY ICON! CONGRATULATION SIR!
@kayacerrillo75924 жыл бұрын
i wonder how kevin felt about filming the jumanji 2 scene with the herd of ostriches 😂
@ssc13485 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was a John Wick Man Pigeon coming at you with a pen😰😂
@christiaanbothma3 жыл бұрын
If they ever make an animated Wizard Of Oz movie, then they need to get Kevin to voice the Cowardly Lion.
@moosabanday24674 жыл бұрын
Who’s here after Jumanji 2 😂
@athraam244 жыл бұрын
Moosa Banday YEEEEEAAA ZOOLOGIST 💀😂
@mommy79144 жыл бұрын
"WE DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS!" 🤣
@chrislong715 жыл бұрын
hahaha so funny "his body was facin this way but his head was like this"
@JammyDodger47704 жыл бұрын
10 years later and he is in a movie with one, Jumanji
@mex76834 жыл бұрын
“Imma way your kids “ 💀😂😂
@momolingah39585 жыл бұрын
Emotional momentz 😂😂😂😂
@peasant39864 жыл бұрын
Next thing you know, Jumanji has ostriches
@TheLordThunder7 жыл бұрын
As a Nebraskan I can say, what the hell was an ostrich doing in Nebraska? Did it escape from the Omaha zoo or something? :P
@TheKyrix826 жыл бұрын
Ostritch Farm probably
@torrancewalters71355 жыл бұрын
Joshua Vargason right 😂😂😂
@Thee-Rath5 жыл бұрын
He was sent to hunt down kevin lol
@coromphaphuli1417Ай бұрын
i just love this joke😂 pretty sure i search for it each every year
@notgoneconform15 жыл бұрын
this video literally brought me to tears, too funny lmao
@johndoe007004 жыл бұрын
who’s here after jumanjis ostrich scene ?
@loverroses48235 жыл бұрын
Who's here 2019?😂😂😂
@taniatata99725 жыл бұрын
2:51 "When I catch yall, Imma fuck both of yall up" 🤣🤣🤣
@doggoesfloof12235 жыл бұрын
Holy crap that’s the most I’ve laughed in ages
@울새행복기원17 күн бұрын
All time legend
@stealapenguin15 жыл бұрын
his body was facing this way, and his head...was still staring.. LMFAO
@torrancewalters71355 жыл бұрын
*hears Nebraska* HEY THATS WHERE I LIVE *rewinds it to show my friends*
@interestedlen88232 жыл бұрын
Kevin Hart - the only person in the world who doesn't know what an ostrich is.