Hungry Howies and My Fingernails

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

Sorry for the cat censorship!

[@brianwilliamakadankfriends4166]

finger nails 1:25

[@sonicaids]

your privacy is important we completely understand

[@sirdouglashowel5thseat776]

honestly never noticed the nails, its review bruh, you don't notice him, he notices you.

[@Adan13337]

You can you reply to this comment so i can frame it on my wall

[@ElvisWoods]

I enjoyed this format. Well done, mixing it up is a good idea.

[@chrisofnottingham]

I don't even live in the USA and I just watch an 18 minute review of a pizza I can never buy.

[@DCarr633]

It's Hungry Howie's. You're not missing much.

[@breakfast_baron8815]

^

[@muhammad24able]

me too lol

[@grammarnazi7428]

Same and I can't live without the review.

[@nbacommentater1566]

@@DCarr633 take that back

[@PhthaloBloo]

I'm really diggin' that cardigan. Also the smile cats bring you warms my heart.

[@GBA_Raspberry]

"I just wear it because I'm comfortable wearing it, y'know I try not to bother anyone else with it" Exactly why I love your channel. You do you, you don't show your beliefs or style onto anyone else and you're just enjoying life doing food reviews. Why can't we all strive to be good human beings like you.

[@Big_LosF]

Cristos Ortega I was thinking the exact same thing when I heard him say that. This guy is as humble, honest and unique as they come

[@RonnyWho]

I bet he murders grandmas

[@YouTubeFan559]

Read this as he said it

[@stoutlager6325]

"Hungry Howies and My Fingernails" Pretty good band name.

[@helenisgellin7511]

Is this Andy Dwyer from Parks n Rec perhaps

[@IMelkor42]

"Here's my fingernails, all... (Counts).. 10 of them" This guys is on another level lol.

[@BriRog68]

@EJSFilms2K He is on the spectrum...of incredible human being!

[@Fragrantbeard]

EJSFilms2K what do you hope to achieve by saying that? Do you make assumptions about everyone's brains in public?

[@FloatingGoat1]

r/woooosh

[@TakeJanner]

Bro, you seem like a genuinely good dude. You could've gotten really defensive about your fingernails but you decided to calmly explain why you have them long. I love you, Reviewbrah.

[@justinmebes476]

I feel like it's appropriate to only "politely chortle" at his humorous remarks. Anything else would be uncivilized.

[@QuirkyFifa]

Find someone who looks at you the way Review Brah looks when he sees his cats

[@mgarcia2445]

I noticed that too. He sort of melts when he sees them...so sweet. ;)

[@benjislaton765]

M Garcia cats are awesome so I don't blame him for acting that way

[@kalvinp9693]

i died its so pure 😭

[@skipads5141]

You're creeping me out.

[@joehenshall8735]

blue chalice of thirst

[@andrewpegg5321]

I love your honesty and personality. I wish I could let ridicule slide just as you do.

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

I am truly sorry to hear how Hungry Howie's treated you, ReviewBrah. I know you try to be magnanimous and even handed, but the look on your face as you recalled the experience of buying there says it all.

[@knighttaylor4272]

FlyingOverTr0ut he is a boring version of tee normal sponge bob in real life

[@girlspooptoo8567]

FlyingOverTr0ut We like all the same shit Comment etiquette, reviewbrah, and I think I even saw you at Joe on a boat I will see you around bro

[@jonthehermit8082]

Just buy a frozen, cheaper and probably better

[@blackbird_actual]

May 11th: "The Hungry Howie's chain of pizza restaurants is set to go out of business after a well-dressed young lad published a scalding review of the establishment on the popular video sharing site KZbin. The closing announcement was made by the widow of Mr. Howie, the latter having committed suicide late last night after watching the 'emotionally crippling' review. More on that story at 5. Now to the weather..."

[@OhhhThatonekid]

Lmao !!!

[@orangeusername1792]

Sturm The Regulator shit this channel has some power hahah

[@MegnaGoat430]

That'll teach em a lesson to up their game over at hungry howies

[@hal3674really]

Can we talk about how top notch the quality is for for an outdoor video on KZbin?

[@danielrieker253]

its actually indoor if you look closely

[@stianskjelbred]

It looks like he is sitting in a conservatory of some sort

[@stianskjelbred]

Well its like a hybrid. He is outside, but indoors.

[@xavierisrael3320]

The cardigan has a nice, casual aesthetic. Looks good, mate

[@stoutlager6325]

Cardigan is wildly underrated style of sweater.

[@alskndlaskndal]

Like a 50s dad relaxing after work.

[@Healcraft]

yeah its tight i need to pick up a few

[@jakjohnston6600]

It really doesn't 😂

[@NKTVNetwork]

Jak Johnston Do you think Lord Daddy would like you speaking about his attire like that?

[@yeboi723]

He sounded sad when told the cat goodbye

[@jpaxonreyes]

Gamer4 Life awww 13:46

[@BlackcatFactions]

He should be a hand model.

[@KennyInVegas]

Ya and look what happened to Costanza!!!!

[@pHruoYnwO]

What hand thing homie?

[@realisticeyeball]

a q p

[@willmcpherson2]

W

[@glinkes]

he's definitely got the goods

[@arjenbij]

Reviewbrah is the ultimate non conformist.

[@Crimsoncorn]

Exactly. Quite the opposite of people dying their hair and getting piercings to be "noncomformist" when really they're just conforming with a different group. But this fine fellow does as sees fit, not trying to fit in with anyone else's idea of what nonconformism looks likes

[@shitboxoffroad]

It's how far society has gone, he is the new counterculture.

[@nbacommentater1566]

Shut up emo kid

[@michaelfoster6510]

YES! REVIEW BRAH STANDING UP FOR HIS NAILS!!! Awesome.

[@ekmad]

Loving that cardigan, with the tie it's very "future-50s"

[@gwa-reap3r54]

ekmad fallout?

[@AndromedanPrince]

I like the new hairstyle ReviewBrah. Very nice.

[@RonnieJamesDeodorant]

I keep replaying 13:47 "Hello." "Goodbye [old friend. We shall meet again someday. May you prosper in all your endeavors.]" He doesn't quite say the last part, but his eyes are saying it :(

[@anhuinevermore9958]

Absolutely loved the new idea of reviewing a company as a whole! Friends agreed! Would love to see more!

[@jordanfraughton3921]

I find so much joy and entertainment in watching these reviews. You're a class act, man!

[@aljdavis]

A professional as always, thank you for the dedication to consistency.

[@garretthawk5546]

Nothing but respect for you -- you bold, refined, and resilient man!

[@stephanieleann5454]

I wanna see a food review in front of a fireplace, pilsner glass of water in hand, Sinatra playing softly in the background, and that cardigan. Such a classy dude. Comfortable and sweet. Don't change for anyone ever, reviewbrah.

[@rj4012]

Stephanie Leann forgot about the hear skin rug

[@TheyCallMeBees]

pilsner ew why

[@leigh8253]

The little smile at 2:19 has my heart

[@inigo137]

this is your chillest video in a while keep up your good work Reviewbrah

[@weskershades]

The only food reviewer I've found who I can watch without cringing. I have very sensitive ears and can't stand the sound of people eating and smacking their lips, you are so well spoken and well mannered in your videos.

[@CarolineSaysStuff]

I agree with you. I can’t stand sounds people make with their mouth, any sound, including chewing. Reviewbrah is the exception. I watch these videos with earphones in and I can clearly hear the munching and chewing sounds, but they do not bother me at all, surprisingly. This guy is so classy and well-mannered, he even chews his food quietly.

[@christophcr11]

how dare you get pizza from another company. I thought we had something special

[@CesarJoseee]

Papa John And no sodie pop, 4shame Reviewbrah.

[@jonc8561]

Papa Bless

[@mgarcia2445]

He found another sugar daddy, Papa. That's what happens when you let quality slip.

[@Justin-zt4jq]

Don't you EVER shame ReviewBrah

[@chakapaku]

Maybe he was tired of getting sub par pizza from a company that has to resort to fear mongering to sell their flavorless pies.

[@samsalsa589]

I want someone to look at me the way he looks at his cat

[@isaacr9268]

7:35 Hahaha! "I don't want to eat a cold pie" I fuckin love this dude!!!

[@Tumbawk]

Would you consider doing more videos with your cats? I love seeing you interact with them!

[@avalondreaming1433]

I'll second that. I'd love to see Reviewbrah just sitting down having a chat with those two cats.

[@waynehasch5978]

There is a Japanese girl who does guitar covers on you tube by the name Keisandeath. She usually finds a way to get her cat in the videos. It really adds a nice touch.

[@aikaterineillt9876]

Wayne Hasch well that’s irrelevant

[@shkurka4828]

Reviewbrah, I've got to compliment your elegant hands! It seems like your nails don't tend to break or bend, which means you either naturally have very healthy, strong nails or regularly visit a nail salon (yes, men do manicure too). As a girl with thin, weak nails I am mad jealous because these sons of bitches break easily and take forever to grow. It's funny how you described having long nails as more comfortable because for most people, it's the other way around: uncomfortable but pretty! :)

[@boojoogoo]

i think its attractive. i like his hands lol

[@Tj-oh8qf]

Looking like the son of Mr. Rogers

[@Zipperskull_]

He even sounds like him

[@jmtz2335]

Mr. Burns

[@mikep5089]

More like Sheldon cooper

[@OutNAbout415]

That mr. rogers sweater is on point!

[@LegoJordan1]

It makes me happy to see you support what makes you happy a lot of people usually change for others, It makes me enjoy the content more with the backstory lol

[@JC.Denton.]

Reviewbrah...a god among men.

[@JC.Denton.]

thatdudejude 117 Now it's 70

[@realisticeyeball]

Now it's 243

[@MuseOSRS]

Eyeball why'd you choose the gay boots

[@tizi00773]

9:34 how much violence has gone through that slice of pizza ?

[@vs71597]

LOVE the sweater!!! More sweaters and especially cardigans please dearest Brah

[@maegonii]

Can you imagine arguing with this pure soul? Can you imagine such a cursed life?

[@schwiftytirpy2828]

Don't be ashamed of your fingernails. Start being worried when they look like JoeysWorldTour's. They are next level gross

[@Brandon_501]

Schwifty Tirpy Ikr at least his are kept clean and neat while joey's looks like fermented nubs.

[@SUPERDAVIDBROS4]

Brandon R154 fuck you

[@fashionablyme8518]

True

[@kayschmiddy655]

%100 respect for you. i enjoy your videos and your personality. good for you for putting the ridicule and hate aside. love your day in the life videos, i feel like i know you better the more i hear you talk. keep doing what your doing and stay stylish!

[@astronabiss16]

Right when I was getting the noose around my head REIVEWBRAH post this. Thank you for another day of life REVIEWBRAH.

[@fritzyberger]

Mark Pacheco I'm glad I'm not the only one

[@Julian-zn7ew]

wth is going on

[@itzchdedx4986]

chicken nugget 😂😂😂

[@lb8739]

When he smiles, he looks like young tobey maguire

[@Kuzamer]

Pizza Time

[@banterman]

Good hair day today. And the chalice, oof. Extra points for censoring the ID/address tag on the cat. That's next level. Now I want pizza.

[@banterman]

Also I am a smandering jealous.

[@rudygomez4171]

I'm actually digging the cardigan

[@mrmalicious578]

Best channel on KZbin 110%

[@galvingay8946]

Your hair looks good here. It looks much better when it isn't slicked flat.

[@AlizeeYeezy]

"phu000d review" the restrained anger. You alright mate?

[@cameronpeterson6734]

Alizee You don't ever want to unleash the beast in ReviewBrah

[@blueskyautumn]

Alizee lmao

[@hatsunemiku-fu8jg]

RESTRAINED ANGER LMAOOOO

[@berserker912]

He's gonna snap. The next SupremeGentleman™.

[@magma2680]

Alizee true thought i was the only one who noticed

[@Vanishedcash]

It’s so incredible listening to him talk because he brings so much more to the table than the typical food reviewer.

[@Jeroenoman]

Like the hair and cardigan, nice casual look. On the subject of fingernails. When I was a wee lad my workshop teacher in school cut all of his nails except for his right thumbnail. Over the years that thing had pretty much calcified and he would use it to screw in screws and dig nails out of wood and everything. I don't remember much of his teaching but his nail has always stuck with me.

[@narf760]

I have to say that the dignity and politeness with which you explained you style of fingernails was striking. I can respect that. Consider me a new subscriber, sir.

[@scottsimpson1779]

be ur self. fuck the haters

[@GenJotsu]

Yes, as long as you aren't hurting anyone.

[@arthurdaley6456]

reviewBrah you make getting up every morning so much more worthwhile. You are a legend.

[@killechen553]

You have beautiful hands.

[@golden-sun]

Greendragon420able wat

[@deztroyer76]

killechen He plays the banjo.

[@Ninkyo893]

@ killechan And flawless skin. All that processed animal protein does wonders for the vitality.

[@berserker912]

There's no problem there folks, let me tell you!

[@gastrodong3893]

Starman ok kira

[@Soshewent]

Okay, like, when the cat jumped on the table- that was like one of the biggest smiles ive ever seen him give😊 and i have seen so many of his videos he is so reserved in his expressions! Really so cute ❤

[@Likeahbowse]

finals tomorrow, but i have my priorities sorted out.... its review brah

[@royal5824]

oookay ok

[@tellaboutwayne]

ok

[@rufus5208]

I don't think review brah approves of that lmao

[@andre-pm9jl]

Ok

[@reaperbby]

I’m binging your channel and I couldn’t help but smile when you smiled at the cat. You’re amazing.

[@samking4704]

I feel like this is a new era of review brah, and I love it!

[@crazygamingswede]

A friend of mine keep his fingernails long for the same reasons you mentioned. I think it's cool that you do your thing. The way you present yourself is a big reason why I watch your channel. You are a great entertainer and your videos are very soothing. Thanks!

[@magikshotz]

oi you're a fucking legend mate fuck the haters... you own that shit my g

[@NolaChick82]

I've never even noticed his nails before. People need to focus more on the reviews and less on Review brah's hands. Looking good even out of the suit, today.

[@williejamehufff3125]

You keep me from jumping out of my 14 story apartment building after a long day of monotonous paperwork filing

[@jayschmildt1219]

Willie Jamehufff doesn't get more real than that

[@MATTMAN92ish]

So el gato is running the camera

[@jacknotnimblejackbethicc4908]

matt foxly I appreciate this joke

[@ANCIENTASTRONAUT]

looking fresh af

[@ColtGennarelli]

I really thought that there was no reasonable explanation for anyone's fingernails to be that long, but your explanation has finally put my mind at ease while watching your videos.. I'm sorry I ever doubted you oh holy one

[@Michele1ELL]

the hair looks spiffy.

[@reynaldoponce3645]

Major woody Why have you disrespected the god himself and his existence is spiffy.

[@Phildo8]

U have a natural voice for vintage radio/news shows love your videos & just your style man!

[@JoeMama-nx8pd]

There used to be a Hungry Howies close to where I live, but it got replaced by a Little Caesars.

[@francesca4749]

KDistheman Little seizures

[@ceruleannejaybirdian8825]

Crybaby when I taste that sour ass little Caesars sauce

[@jshep]

Today all these years later (mid 2019), I finally found you and I am intrigued. I have to work ya know...how am I supposed to binge watch TheReportOfTheWeek?!

[@Repzion]

I love you.

[@ashtray0belief]

I love you even more now, MrRepzion.

[@tokyonova2814]

MrRepzion I love u for 5 years repz

[@oksay523]

whoah! rep you're awesome! I didn't expect to see you here

[@magma2680]

MrRepzion ew it's you

[@Kittkatt35]

I'm so glad I found this channel. I watch it when I'm feeling depressed/ anxious.. makes me feel more relaxed. So. Basically watch everyday. Lol

[@futuramarox789]

My man ReviewBrah forgot how many fingers he had

[@mycityhasbeencalledlittlec7203]

The Preston nah thats just his sense of humor

[@SwordArmRecords]

Grammar Nazi yeah yeah we get it and we're making a joke about it

[@TheLawnCareNut]

I need to start wearing a tie and sweater when I mow the lawn!

[@refusetolose7528]

Most appetizing title ever

[@JoshChristiane]

Love this outfit, channeling Mr. Rogers for sure.

[@travisjoyner5927]

9:35 throws it down like a bitch on Saturday night

[@grassynolll]

💀💀💀💀💀💀😂

[@GunLoc]

Travis Joyner lmao

[@jeajea523]

2:24 the purity of you with your cat. So much love.

[@Emma-gs1zk]

soooooo cute when you smile at your cat :')

[@KTcattProductions]

You offered to let your cat sit on the box which was adorable >w< Your nails are lovely and your sweater looks super comfy. Keep being delightful!

[@brandinvasquez7538]

Review Brah the kind of guy to give a review after sex.

[@clintmcallister1647]

I wanted to like this so bad, but it's already at 69 likes.

[@Big_LosF]

That would be epic!!!!!!

[@aidanlorimer5413]

Brandin Vasquez he doesn’t need sex he is ahead of all human evolution as he expresses himself and no other men or trends he is the most beautiful and lusted after but he denies all sexual contact with any other living organism unless he must indeed repopulate the earth after he survives the apocalypse unlike most other men

[@RTexasUSA]

With those nails I'm not sure that will be an issue.

[@WaterParkGuy]

Brandin Vasquez Ehhhh, I think he’d be respectful about it, and keep it in between himself and the other, ya know?

[@katec1128]

When I watch your videos I'm no longer running on empty. Thanks for making my day. Keep being you!

[@Champ-rb2yw]

Can you review a Costco pizza if there's one near you?

[@DavidHarrisonmusic]

The face at 14:32 KILLED ME! lol

[@flanpad]

love the cardigan Reviewbrah

[@humandiez]

I walked into a Hungry Howie's before with my friend, he had free pizza coupon he got from school, and we look to the left and read a poster that said "This is Howie Roll", and at that point we knew what we were in for.

[@T3AMKILL]

Great video as always !!

[@feartheoldbllood]

Why can't we all be like you? Being ourselves, being pure hearted and friendly, with unplanned cat sponsorships and nice, classic style. You're the peak of human evolution and we will never reach it again.

[@stinkyboomboom]

Bitchin sweater. Mr. Rogers would be jealous.

[@Hellblazer302]

Respect for the nail response. Keep the good reviews coming.

[@keldawott]

HIS SMILE I CANNOT HANDLE IT 😍😂😩

[@cathstablook5058]

I love the big smile you got when your cat came up, how good. I also really dig the cardigan, it's a dapper look. I'm not crazy about Hungry Howie's myself. You're doing god's work, ReviewBrah.

[@helterskelter9020]

I have long fingernails too. People always feel the need to point them out. Why is it any of their business? Don't apologize for your appearance.

[@adamread7507]

It makes people uncomfortable because it's unhygienic. I wouldn't judge someone for having long fingernails but it's certainly nothing worth defending. It's uncommon for a reason.

[@apimpnamedslickback8625]

Helter Skelter GO STEELERS ‼️✊🏾

[@the_bowiekid]

2:02 cat wants some pizza ! 😹 13:30 he starts spazzin' 😡 lol

[@erkandpent]

I can’t believe the manager said that to you. What kind of place argues with a costumer like that? I’ve never gone to a hungry howies and now after knowing how they treated you I never will.

[@adamread7507]

Same.

[@tiredoftheliesalready]

Regardless of anything else, this gets a special thumbs up for standing your ground about being your own person!

[@maniac4toys]

Reportoftheweek is the official GOAT. My mans fucks it all up every time I see him drop a new video.

[@bigshirtlover1876]

hey reviewbrah, I just want to let you know that I enjoy all of your videos, and that genuinely have come to really care about you as a friend and hope you're doing alright. at this point I don't even care about fast food half the time, I just watch your videos because you're an enjoyable character and I like to know you still have passion for what you're doing. thank you for everything reviewbrah. love ya