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Episode 750 - Hungwy Man (7/17/23)
We examine the continued agonies of Catturd, Charlie Kirk’s incompetent racism, RFK Jr’s donor fart party, and of course the quickly collapsing DeSantis campaign. Did DeSantis say “mmm…hungwy”? Well, empirically the answer is no, but spiritually the answer is yes.
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[@macnsteez3938]

I like to imagine Elon sitting at his desk, with a Succession-style dramatic soundtrack and slow zoom, staring out his window like Kendall after an assistant whispers in his ear; "sir, you've lost Catturd2"

[@doctorbarber1]

Mr. President, a second Catturd has hit the timeline

[@zehsackett6132]

Except he's just staring at his phone like everyone else

[@lmackenzie9198]

Charlie Kirk trying and failing to do a Nick Mullen bit

[@limpan851]

If there was a black guy with the name of Cadillac, and also he was a pilot... I would follow that man to the gates of hell. That would hands down be the coolest guy who has ever lived

[@LogjammerDbaggagecling-qr5ds]

Only if he had a black female copilot named Mercedes

[@Goatchild90]

It's one thing to be racist, it's a whole other issue to TRY TO to be racist and FAIL at it.

[@milmex317th]

Pretend Racist Are the worst . The best worst .

[@tonycampbell1424]

Is that better or worse?

[@berdyderg900]

​@@tonycampbell1424I know right? Very curious what his point was

[@futurepastnow]

My uncle was Jewish, and also an anti-masker / vaccine truther / etc and he got the Super Covid and died choking on his own lungs. So it goes.

[@deathmagneto-soy]

Did he keep his opinions to himself or did he share his truths by posting 24/7? r/HermanCainAward or nah?

[@futurepastnow]

@@deathmagneto-soy He abused any family members who would talk to him, which by the end was only his wife

[@herodotus53]

@@futurepastnowHell yeah, brother! If you’re gonna do it, do it all the way.

[@falloutghoul1]

@@futurepastnow Genuinely awful man.

[@wall8080]

I’ve never related to Menaker more than having one bad air travel experience and wanting to nuke the entire goddamn industry

[@woody_you_want]

The airlines should have been been government property after their bailouts. Life would be objectively better for anyone who travels

[@icarusearthbound]

Which bailout though? We’re on 3 now I think

[@Clitjohnson]

It's awesome just not being involved in Twitter what so ever and hearing them talk about people named "Catturd"

[@interzoa]

"Uhhh hungwy" is hyperreal, like Disneyland or the Gulf War

[@ngsq12]

Thanks Chapo for nothing! ''Thullian perspectives' said twice in quick succession was the activation phrase for my ex-CIA cat.

[@garyt3hsna1l82]

"the mutherfucker" - Ron Pearlman goat actor

[@wolvie_b]

LOL Felix "Yeah, no he's a 'toon, he does all the 'toon things."

[@seraph5765]

That thing about Jews being targeted with a deadly virus was literally a plot line on an episode of Fringe. A nazi doctor who had found the secret to a super long life used his time to invent a bioweapon that could be released as a gas and could identify Jewish bloodlines. S2E13, "The Bishop Revival"

[@DanRec1312]

Damn I remember that, Fringe was such a good show.

[@mj.l]

RFK jr is certainy fringe

[@denisonsmock5456]

Yeah he dispersed it through candles/solid fuel

[@acetate909]

Wow, because it happened in a movie it means it's not possible in the real world. Despite numerous medical journals warning of the dangers of bio weapons designed to attack particular haplo groups? Maybe stop playing Call of Duty for 5 minutes and read a book.

[@DanRec1312]

@@acetate909 wtf, touch grass.

[@blackedmirror5073]

I used to be such a Felix but then I got sober, curmudgeonly and aged into a Matt.

[@hemingshark327]

what's with the excessive brain rot in chapo yt comment sections? someone, pls I'm dying to know.

[@ultravioletiris6241]

Its comments sections in general tbh

[@brockcheinz]

That's just a universal constant across all youtube comments

[@aurus6483]

You answered your own question, "yt comment sections". But its ok, we're all equals down here

[@joshuamarx8209]

It's not normal to do this dude...

[@hemingshark327]

@@joshuamarx8209 do what?

[@notamethdealer]

I really want to say thank you to all of you for doing this show. My cat died Monday night and I'm still really caught up on that and can't stop thinking about it but the entire time I was listening to this episode I was happy. Thank you

[@warmlycalculated390]

I'm so sorry, comrade. I've lost 3 cats in my life, and #4 isn't long for this world either. I don't know what I'll do when she goes, she's everything to me, a constant companion with neverending love. What was your furry friend's name?

[@notamethdealer]

@@warmlycalculated390 his name was Herman. We found him when we moved houses and he would suddenly come up to our house and want food, we started to feed him and eventually he came inside the house and lived with us.

[@northernp4]

Condolences, comrade. Doesn't mean much. But i wish you well.

[@warmlycalculated390]

@@notamethdealer Awwwwe, Herman. Sounds like a beautiful cat.

[@capsuleboi]

Talking racist shit about a made up person's name being Cadillac by someone who would name their daughter Mercedes.

[@berdyderg900]

Consider for a moment that our choces for presidential candidates are demented brandon, the vaccine bioweapon guy, return of cheeto or the hungwy baby. China, i am begging you

[@blackdog9698919]

As Sweeney Todd said, "The lives of Americans should be made brief; for the rest of us death would be a relief."

[@AwesomeReshiram]

and they all love israel and want to turn Palestinians into mulch 🙃

[@jdozois]

CHAPO SILENT FILM DROPPED 😳

[@DannyWilliamH]

Charlie is just trying to steal a C*mtown bit, lol. He's trying to be Nick Mullen. He heard the classic "Bernie Sanders Town Hall" bit and understood NONE of the irony or actual joke of it that made fun of people like him exactly. He just heard Nick name a guy Pontiac Bonneville and is trying to riff off of it...except he isn't riffing. He thought of that joke for days aheadof time.

[@cyanplaza5153]

There isn't a single American reactionary that could come up with Ga'fiel Lzaganah

[@zehsackett6132]

​@@cyanplaza5153Hingle McCringleberry

[@DannyWilliamH]

@@cyanplaza5153 I'd like to AXE you a question...

[@into_the_flood_again]

BTW: Cadillac Williams was the Offensive Rookie of the Year in '05, and got consistent goal line and short yardage carries for years afterwards. Played 7 seasons in the NFL. DEBUNKED.

[@harrisonlee9585]

And absolutely should have gotten the head coaching job at Auburn

[@michaelslowmin]

Damn that Ron Pearlman clip is the most BAMFy thing I've heard in a while.

[@SavagesInMyTown]

hungwy

[@pr00de]

mmm

[@karlhungus2335]

stay hungwy

[@mdgraller]

15:55 even if we give them the benefit of the doubt and they just say “sold out” without selling tickets… why would they go so far as to show the movie to empty theaters in order to silence it?

[@cattibingo]

But the question is, who is hungwy?

[@deathmagneto-soy]

* Kyle Kulinski has entered the chat ...

[@jordank5328]

Pretty sure he said Cadillac because he meant to say Mercedes but mixed up his luxury car brands.

[@DirkPiddlemark]

I should stop getting high first thing in the morning

[@joshuamarx8209]

Damn bro.

[@DirkPiddlemark]

@@joshuamarx8209 sup.. nobody ever said pimping was easy

[@beebgegegeg-xr3cm]

That Charlie Kirk clip was made for Felix wtf

[@Havoc_Prime]

The feeling of being taught a card game lmao

[@cpinckard3702]

High Speed Rail is quicker than air travel when you factor in time wasted in airports not to mention being humane and green

[@ludviglidstrom6924]

The Chinese and Ashkenazi Jews Exclusion Act with RFK.

[@falloutghoul1]

Sounds like we rolled back to the early 20th Century.

[@zainmudassir2964]

But RFK jr is Zionist. Only Cornel West is standing up for Palestine

[@99baking]

​@@zainmudassir2964yeah, Zionists think Jews should leave America

[@SomethingImpromptu]

DENNIS KUCINICH IS RFK’S CAMPAIGN MANAGER?! 😂

[@warmlycalculated390]

It's so depressing. This guy was better than Bernie, wtf happened?

[@ItsOgre]

@@warmlycalculated390eing in the Democratic Party eventually turns your brain into mush and you absorb centrism and Clinton/Obamaesque “practical” excessively complicated means tested solutions and triangulation into your blood stream. Maybe I’m misremembering also but I seem to remember him being only slightly to the left of Howard Dean. I don’t remember him being incredibly vocal in support of Medicare for all, his anti war position was basically the same as Bernie in that it’s too costly to America (not that it’s monstrously evil and people who are carrying out the foreign policy belong in a docket at The Hague).

[@warmlycalculated390]

​@@ItsOgre Kucinich was all-in on single-payer medicare-for-all with the elimination of private insurance as early as 2003 (!!) and even in the 90's was pushing for legislation to protect trans people when most people didn't even know the difference between crossdresser and trans. Jon Stewart famously chastised him for being too, quoting directly, "pro-tranny."

[@ItsOgre]

@@warmlycalculated390h ok, nice. Maybe I got that perception because he was given so little air time and 99% of the focus was the “war on terror” and the Iraq war during debates and media coverage.

[@warmlycalculated390]

@@ItsOgre Yar, and while it's true he never gave off a sense that he was a true anti-imperialist, being an American politician opposed to "national security" will get you at best Eugene Debney'd and at worst Jeffrey Epstein'd.

[@justindowney1185]

Matt only appeared as two laughs this entire hour.

[@quadabyte8933]

Was kirk thinking about the pixar cars franchise? Cause there's a character named Ramon in it, and maybe that lead him to Cadillac...

[@mv-xr7lt]

Lmao you’re probably right

[@Mark-jr6ld]

He was thinking of that classic Chris Rock standup bit about the two kinds of black people. "You got your Ramóns, and you got your Cadillacs"

[@8eight104]

The Hodgetwins going full conservative grifters made me sad. I remember they had solid advice for lifting and it always felt like you were hanging out with your cooler older brothers. Now they're out of shape and unfunny.

[@cpl.geckell6355]

Lol my friend used to watch them in HS and I always thought they were just goofy dumbasses and then years later they just started showing up posting insane anti-BLM shit etc. on twitter

[@Theeosees]

They always seemed like creeps to me. Lo and behold

[@8eight104]

@@Theeosees they always struck me as pure meatheads. I am unaware of controversies though, has someone made allegations.

[@Oceanmachine27]

Man, I used to love them. Some of their videos made me laugh like hell. Then they started getting into crypto and I was like "well... okay". Then they went on Crowder and starting going Mach speed into all the cultural grievance, own-the-libs MAGA shit and I had to peace out.

[@tavonbrown9237]

Terrible trash Canadians? Jordan Peterson. Ted Cruise. Louder with Crowder. Take your pick.

[@saltoftheegg]

Yeah lots of Canadians are trash, but in order to get PAID to be trash, they have to go to America

[@deathmagneto-soy]

Canada aren't sending their best, folks. They're sending clowns. They're sending grifters. They're sending pseudo-intellectual beef-stuffed benzo junkies. And some, I assume, are good people.

[@Reid52]

bring Amber back

[@marcuswalters8093]

Bro

[@corwinchapman4565]

I agree, Amber and Felix are my two favorite hosts, alongside Will who of course cannot be overvalued

[@MrSilverNuke]

So she can just complain and not add anything

[@maknavickas]

@@padraicryan425 Hot?

[@cartercartercartercar]

amber

[@dundarious]

RFK Jr. is erasing the killed experience of Stan Chera.

[@AdrianMendoza23]

Everything is broken and nothing works.

[@Kcoldraz]

Is weird that I think it would make De Sanctis more relatable, if he did something goofy like saying "Huwngy" in a diner? 😂😂😂

[@raeroa7982]

It would prove he is a Disney Adult after all

[@Shannolife]

Ice cream so good

[@elizabethbennet4791]

it's not that the writers are that poorly paid, but the proportion of what they make and the lack of increase

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

Wasn't Cadillac the name of the lion in The Wiz? Cadillac Coup DeVille or something like that?

[@cattibingo]

Silly voice man 2024

[@1tsrhodes]

yeah I got off twitter once the guy posting as "catturd" started popping up in everyone's feed. Ain't got time for that

[@BeigeFrequency]

RAMOOOOOON, bring me a better racial reference than Cadillac.

[@amara139]

Wow. Wow. RIP Steve C.

[@cheeseleader09]

Love your work beige

[@LigmaBofa]

Wow such a nice ending

[@stephenblobaum5506]

“MORE” , the Universal drug of choice.

[@texasranger9599]

26:51 those Christmas day Chinese buffet sales?

[@homerco213]

No sound on phone, sound fine on pc. Probably user error, and/or my competing earbuds. I'm very popular.

[@Grace-tg4oy]

Really hoped you mispronounced Burzum and Varg Virknes was somehow going to run for president despite being European and an infamous criminal.

[@cat_city2009]

Varg's platform is that Jews are trying to take autism away.

[@anyoneattheendoftime4932]

@@cat_city2009 Varg arguing with RFK jr. about how vaccines are good because they cause autism.

[@jthadcast]

what is twitter, is that like a group of paleolithic cave painters?

[@polemius01]

When is someone going to find out the obvious thing about the "bachelor" Tim Scott?

[@52flyingbicycles]

That he’s bald?

[@polemius01]

@@52flyingbicycles Yes, that's the only obvious thing that can be connected to the word, "bachelor."

[@robertjackson8246]

"He's complaining about nothing, and THAT'S something."

[@solomonreal1977]

They said the Montréal show was sold out. What a crock!!

[@milmex317th]

The sound of freedom farts.

[@garcalej]

RFK’s dinner for schmucks.

[@doctorbarber1]

8:38 conservatives are getting better at comedy and the left is afraid

[@LocoGeorge123]

Not at all. Conservative comedy is terrible as always and leftists aren’t scared of it, they laugh at how bad it is

[@deathmagneto-soy]

We are shidding and pizzing.

[@wantanamera]

right ..😅

[@Dartyus]

Yeah the priest, rabbi and black man getting on an airplane jokes have me quaking in my seat!

[@tdfreelancer]

NO SOUND

[@milmex317th]

Ambo

[@joshmay2944]

I want to be a supportive fan but the Steely Dan slander is just too much.

[@joshuamarx8209]

LMAO

[@TheChinaShill]

bring Finklestein back on

[@ernestineprin1697]

Canadian listener: Perhaps look at Andrew Coyne, columnist and neo-liberal cheerleader. I dont read his recent stuff, so I cant be authoritative.

[@resplendentorder8661]

Oh no this is cursed

[@KobraKai69]

Rizz-less demon complains about unwarranted attacks, golly gee whizz I really do care.

[@Kcoldraz]

Are the Krazintein good? Aren't they just a standard Crypto guys?

[@tonycampbell1424]

No. They're entertaining, unlike every other crypto-shill

[@deathmagneto-soy]

They're himbo diehard libtards of the Hillary variety but they were entertaining as fuq on Twitter back then.

[@fokii9880]

STOP TALKING ABOUT TWITTER NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT AHHHHH

[@milmex317th]

,cat turd one word?

[@chudmuffin0]

catturd song wasn't terrible? or am I crazy

[@doctorbarber1]

It isn't terrible, it's just very boring professional music. Like what Tim Pool does.

[@jman7826]

Bruh Felix that’s nothing like Steely Dan how dare you

[@cattibingo]

Dan of Steel

[@bighomiegayass1917]

He actually meant the character from Stardust Crusaders

[@totonow6955]

Amber! Amber! Amber!

[@ejws1575]

Is she still alive? What happened there? Haven't listened with any regularity in a couple years and it seems there's been a rift or something.

[@mikelopez9071]

Making air travel more accessible seems like it would make the problems already associated with it worse.

[@MourningCoffeeMusic]

No offense, but who seriously wastes their time complaining about people on social media?? Elon is different because he owns the platform, but who tf is Cat Turds and why should I care..?

[@aidanschofield2743]

This podcast is about making fun of things and people. The way I see it, you probably shouldn't care about anyone they talk about, platform owner or not, unless it's funny.

[@KittyKatMan93]

42:22 all time dumb Felix statement

[@zainmudassir2964]

He seemed less hawkish foreign policy wise

[@philmarlowe101]

Chris: "Nobody has ever lost money betting against Elon's stupidity"... it seems like he meant to say this the other way around, in which case he saved himself from saying literally the stupidest thing on the internet this year.

[@bitteralmonds666]

Bring Virgil back 🧉🦄

[@Louie_The_Dago]

I cant believe how bad Felix is fumbling and blabbering in this episode. When asked what RFK's point was about his covid comments, Felix doesnt even grasp its a classic "Jew-Commie Cabal" conspiracy. Sam Seder covered this whole topic so expertly in one short video, and Will and Felix sound like children in comparison.

[@MrShock8]

BRO UNIRONICALLY SOURCED SAM SEDER

[@Louie_The_Dago]

@@MrShock8 Sam Seder is neat. 2016 twitter is not

[@MrShock8]

@@Louie_The_Dago liking your own comment doesnt make you any less of an npc

[@Louie_The_Dago]

@@MrShock8 you jelly people agree with me?

[@Louie_The_Dago]

@@MrShock8 kzbin.infoTIxTu72_H8o?feature=share

[@corwinchapman4565]

Wow, without matt i didn't have to pause the episode to do five minutes of googling to figure out some dennis-miller-ass obscure historical reference he exclusively makes to make sure you think he's smarter than you

[@corwinchapman4565]

Or have to turn down my speakers as he screams "SHUT UP" over and over at something relatively unimportant, because you need to know he thinks such and such person is stupid

[@ultravioletiris6241]

Yea matt definitely wants to make sure everyone knows that he is an intellectual

[@ozymandias___868]

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@joshuamarx8209]

Dear Abby...

[@tonycampbell1424]

Can't say I'd admit to not getting the allusions Matt makes. Once in awhile, sure, but a lot of them are just legitimate textbook ass history.

[@itsallfunandgames723]

This new Virgil guy is try hard, not my chill man.

[@razorbladerabbit4679]

how many times did you say the word "like" in under an hour? it was 300 minimum. you ever listen to your product?

[@into_the_flood_again]

You riff for an hour straight and see how it goes.

[@willfischer6007]

I’m gay

[@zachflame123]

Super boring episode, boring takes

[@mj.l]

super boring comment. tedious whiny take

[@zachflame123]

@@mj.l keep up the fight little soldier. Your loyalty is bound to be rewarded

[@NateMcBrady]

@@zachflame123Get a hobby

[@wantanamera]

@@zachflame123 🥱

[@zachflame123]

Show just isn't good. Imagine paying for this

[@BrendanMacWade]

The show is good. It never reached greatness. Precisely why I now pay for Trashfuture. Only one left wing political podcast can get my five bucks per month. Trashfuture it is. It's great, and has less white boy snark.

[@metrodonkey8093]

well they did say everything sucks and is getting worse, so therefore they accurately described their show which means they ARE in fact a good show

[@bighomiegayass1917]

This is the free episode lol

[@joed6749]

RFK Jr. 2024

[@ultravioletiris6241]

I heard his voice the other day… yea thats not happening lmfao

[@IEatYourSandwiches]

Rfk jr 1954-2024 more likely lmfao

[@ItsOgre]

I can tell you folks, I’m just not that excited about Russell Brand’s vaccine policy mixed with Josh Hawley’s foreign policy and Chuck Schumer’s economic policies.

[@ultravioletiris6241]

@@ItsOgre lol. Yea all the “”””leftists”””” who are stanning this Israelboo is really funny

[@joed6749]

​@@ultravioletiris6241 Humble yourself and check out the poll The Economist did. Biden's about to get cucked by Bobby boy, the podcast president.

[@ejws1575]

It's 99% a bioweapon. The point was a K26R advantageous polymorphism to ACE2 binding, supposedly somewhat inhibiting the spike protein's RBD - hilariously bad way to go about bringing it up although it's hard to think of a good way exactly.

[@ejws1575]

And whether or not that's achievable in practice or a red herring (my pick if I had to) these lot know absolutely nothing about it..

[@woodzwalk]

You frogot about the SMH/F-22 Polycampamon jewatron construct that interfaces with the ROFL protein

[@deathmagneto-soy]

@@woodzwalk lol

[@doctorbarber1]

@@woodzwalk My favorite was the "schematic" of microchips in the vaccines, and it turned out it was a circuit diagram of a Boss Metal Zone guitar distortion pedal.

[@treyebillups8602]

Just giving free PR services to the militarists who want war with China huh

[@condor237]

Writers will get paid when they stop pushing out crap

[@yddet4369]

Stupid opinion. Writers are often forced to make script changes (for the worst) by idiot executives.

[@deathmagneto-soy]

Well that's never gonna happen 🤔

[@lmackenzie9198]

Imagine having this attitude with any other industry. Yeah you’ll definitely stop consuming something if the quality falls off lmao

[@miskatonic_alumni]

I love how so many idiots think that screenwriters are the only people with input on the story, and are therefore responsible for every bad movie. Go Google executive meddling.

[@joshuamarx8209]

You never disappoint with the fried takes and I'm here for it ...

[@cody990]

Amber

[@sammaelazrael6309]

the R.F.K. dinner part, my mind went to Nutty Professor's dinner scene. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eGaVfWxrrbeMfNU

[@user-md9ok2wv6r]

CAT TURD? Shackspeare ? Remoan? WTF? Waco Texas Guitar Johnny (I am this famous person) however I don't nat live in Waco, when I am NOW 73 YEARS old of age. I moved to SAM FRAMCISCO CALIFORMIAS. I Ear MESSICON FOODS cause I marry a Angie Martinez Wife, She-Hurr is an Mexican and Married to me.

[@danielescobar7618]

Are you doing hodge twins?

[@Oceanmachine27]

Sir, you have a carbon monoxide leak in your house. Move outside to fresh air and alert your utility providers.

[@mtunit]

time to close chumpo flop sweat house ?

[@cattibingo]

Damn sick own bro

[@joshuamarx8209]

Pfft