HUNTED: THE DEMON'S FORGE (Zero Punctuation)

[@LazyLee]

Why haven't you done Duke Nukem Forever within the 12 minutes it came out?

[@heyj64]

+Lee Lebensbaum He already did it 5 years ago

[@noahfasoformoso]

+heyj64 WOOSH

[@Redvox57]

first

[@TheQuyman]

heyj64 HAHAHA HA I GET IT!! I CLAPPED CUSE I GET IT! HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHA! I GET IT !!

[@Redvox57]

Harley man you sound triggered over an ironic comment lmfao

[@ninjabreadman1993r]

"Queued for hours to go on a rollercoaster, then it went down one dip and dropped me off at the giftshop." That is basically what my first experience of Oblivion at Alton Towers was like.

[@Kotsuso]

"These two zany funsters have a great chemistry, in the sense that I hope they both get dissolved in acid." Probably my favorite wish of ill fortune Yahtzee's thrown at a character XD

[@Jake_Eyes]

No, its called "Spiderman 2 the Movie the Game the Book the Scroll the Speech the Comic the Notebook Doodle the Graffiti the Newspaper the Stone Tablet the Magazine the Radio-and-TV Show the Musical the Wiki Page the Crop Circle from Space Aliens the Memories of a Dream the Disneyland Ride the Billboard the Action Figure the Lunch Box the Other Disneyland Ride the Baseball Cap the Message Written in Alphabet Soup the Bus-side Advertisement the Note Passed Through Clas[Error: Too Many Characters]

[@imtoddhowardandimadeskyrim6553]

I'm addicted to yathzee reviewing forgotten early 2010s games

[@MasterCharlie104]

So it's Spunkgargleweewee fantasy edition?

[@sailoritaly]

*A Funkmarbleteehee

[@ninjabreadman1993r]

"I felt like I had queued up for hours to get on a roller coaster, only for it to go down one dip and then drop me off at the gift shop." Soooooooo Oblivion at Alton Towers, then?

[@41Extremo]

No, he still had legs at the end of the game

[@ninjabreadman1993r]

41Extremo See, I could say "Too Soon," (in a joking way; English comedians were making jokes about it two days after it happened) but since the crash was on *Smiler* and not Oblivion, it's not just in poor taste...it was also wrong. :P The people riding Oblivion that day were fine. :P Well. Better than the people on Smiler, at least.

[@weaponizedpizza8825]

lol so true, down one dip then they give you a monopoly card saying go straight to gift shop do not pass ride do not collect fun.

[@Batman-tz5cw]

That one dip IS at 180 degrees and though, so you still shit yourself.

[@ninjabreadman1993r]

Batman Puh-lease. I went to Florida once, and they have a roller coaster that has two vertical drops that are identical to Oblivion (only bigger), plus several loops and corkscrews. Oblivion is...well, it's a waste of time. Besides the first time, it's pointless going on it again. The Swarm, on the other hand? I went on that three times on my first day riding it.

[@stephenbrown1221]

4:50 Yahtzee just described half the rides at Disneyland.

[@AUSTINwazhere]

boss battles don't need to be long, but if they are going to be short, you need more of them.

[@noahdowns3017]

Better analogy for the spider boss. It's like E3 hype.

[@BLUEWOLFJAPAN]

To me it, the cover base idea sounds like a good idea on paper.

[@ross817]

I don't think that the word complainer should be taken as an insult in this context. In this case, I think it's very descriptive. He is one who complains. He is a complainer. Definition: > To express dissatisfaction or annoyance about a state of affairs or an event. I think that's a fair thing to say that communicates my understanding of his videos without being derisive or insulting. The essence of his videos is to communicate dissatisfaction about one or more aspects of the game in question.

[@Montesama314]

So, we've got (1) a stressed dad working through his family issues, and (2) an equally stressed, lonely woman who could use a sexual release. So... the story is NOT just the two of them having sex to alleviate their shared pains? All I'm saying is, this makes for a decent premise of a dramatic movie about romance-free sex and the relationships it can affect, NOT a fantasy video game.

[@Metrallata]

1:55 Jinx from league of legends?

[@Morec0]

Before reaching that part of the video: "Say what?" After reaching that part of the video: "... I can see that."

[@theorder6365]

Litterally just bought this game for like the price of a snickers 'cause I've seen this review like thirty times over the past several years and was always mildly curious.

[@lifesearch205]

4:53, Well, Yahtzee, you have just described a vacation to Disneyland! Congratulations!

[@ianwalker2205]

Got this used after a while of wanting it caused it looked cool and I couldn't agree with Yahtzee any more. This game is so co-op focused with terrible AI and lots of things don't make sense! One thing I remember is one character can do something that the other can't and to get to a different part of a zone, you have to climb over a wall or whatever and can't return (I think? )

[@Eleglas]

"I'm not the Messiah!" "I say you are, and I should know, I've followed a few!"

[@vaultrant2499]

Yahtzee's description of caddoc and eleoneneneosneneb reminds me of strong and danse. Replace explosion with violence.

[@baudsp]

Dunno, I'm having fun, mostly with the elf, since her special arrow attacks are fun to use. And compared to other cover-based TPS, the fact that you can get bum-rushed by melee enemies kept me on my toes and forced me to stay mobile, unlike, say GoW. Some puzzle are midly entertaining to solve, environment looks good and I'm pretty sure the dead family is from Elara's backstory. I disagree on the copy-pasted environments, at most those reused are just corridors that I rush through.

[@liggjasvang3224]

Honestly, operating forklifts isn't that hard. At least not the ones where i work.

[@scottbishop4078]

I'm at the stage now where its so hard to find a game you can sit next to your mate on the sofa and enjoy co-op in the style it was meant that I really appreciated this game. Fuck online only co-op games

[@ross817]

I absolutely do see the flaws in games. I'm not sure where you got that from. To elaborate on my intent with that comment, what I was trying to say was that Yahtzee's #1 priority when making videos like these is probably entertainment value rather than fidelity to his opinion of the game in question. I wouldn't use these videos as my sole source of opinion on video games.

[@ploppman7524]

fashionably late syndrome, sounds like an apt description of the first 3 dungeons in skyward sword.

[@InfernalMonsoon]

As hilarious as this video was and I kept laughing out loud at it, I'm afraid I have to strongly disagree. It is a linear dungeon crawl no doubt and of course it doesn't have the best graphics or storytelling but damn I had a crap ton of fun with this game and beat it twice because Caddoc and E'lara are actually very likable, the world is interesting and the hybrid combat of TPS, spellcasting and Hack n' Slash is extremely fun. It's a game I can play over and over, especially the Crucible mode.

[@Hypnobong]

I actually liked the game :( it was a good renter.

[@BeesAcrossTheRockies]

You can buy both Portals, Just Cause 2, Amnesia, Red Dead Redemption, the Infamous games, Bioshock 1 and Infinite, Resistance 3, Saints Row 2, Assassin's Creed 1 and 2, No More Heroes, both Half Life games, Silent Hill 2, Shadow of The Colossus, Far Cry 3, Dishonored, Thief 2, Deadrising 2, Skyrim and Oblivion, Fallout 3 and New Vegas, WoW, Deus Ex 1, Mass Effect 2, System Shock 2, Killer 7, Resident Evil 4, Doom 3, Batman Arkham Asylum and Arkham City, Grand Theft Auto 4, and nothing else

[@beliveingsnail]

Is this game actually any good? Id take yahtzees word for it but if i did that often id only play silent hill 2 and fantasy world dizzy.

[@MSUHitman]

@AceAttorny The updated videos are on the Escapist Magazine website. They want you to go there instead of watch on KZbin.

[@burningmoon]

well, here we go i decided to watch the whole playlist

[@LPJorjiCostava]

The single player is by all means... Shit but if you do play co-op with a friend the game can be very enjoyable oddly, its one of those that really needs to be played co-op or its just worthless.Still, its tedious none the less but if you do ignore the plot and focus on gameplay its okish but the controls are quite nice and its most pleasing playing something new for a change where every enemy isnt made of butter but can actually be challenging

[@azzzanadra]

Whatever you say jorji

[@RidleeFox]

This was my experience with the game as well. We'd get some drinks in and just have a blast killing stuff, working through the enemies and taking nothing serious. It even made the one liners and dialogue funny when you stopped looking at it as a "serious" game and started thinking more on the "parody" side.

[@MilitaryStyx]

ok, minor thing...the boot image that was used was that of a USMC combat boot...that is all

[@edl01reviews]

In that case if you haven't you should buy Rayman Legends. No online co-op and great multiplayer. That and it is a absolutely fantastic game.

[@barbhandle]

That leaves you Portal, Amnesia, Silent Hill 2 and Bioshock. Have fun! =P

[@ImperialGuardsman74]

Have fun playing a couple old games, original Deus Ex, Half life, Portal, TF 2.... Is it me or does Yahtzee love Valve games?

[@SeaThrewTheKnight]

Call me a twat, but I actually enjoyed this game - I will admit that the spider-boss-fight wasn't very exciting - I kept dying while running away from it at the beginning because I couldn't figure out how to run - which is hold A, by the way. Also, a note for anyone who might want to play this game, be fucking Caddoc for the last boss fight! He is a necessary part of defeating this boss, and the AI is ridiculously idiotic when it comes to actually doing what it's supposed to!

[@ThatGoblinShow]

I have this game. It feels half finished, that's probably why it came with a level editor to tell the players to make something better.

[@AwesomeSauce1000]

PS: without spoiling anything, 1 will be your favorite. For the sole reason of 1 man. Sander Cohen.

[@flaminshotgun]

He used my ACU boots for one of the pictures, I feel honored :)

[@Inglis6311]

@Omasgarten He actually liked Portal. So there's at least one

[@romeo6w948]

Anybody remember a door in this gsme that could only be opened with 6 or 8 stones?

[@imaloony8]

I swear that game had one, MAYBE two caves designed for the entire game. After all the interesting locals that Dragon Age: Origins took me though, it was the biggest slap in the face I've ever had in gaming. Even more than Fable 2 and 3.

[@nattyone720]

Anyone else think that at 4:50 is a good description of 'Oblivion' at Alton Towers?

[@ellentheeducator]

See, the idea of the cover-based sounds kind of great for fantasy. I really liked it in Mass Effect, and wanted more melee fighting capability

[@kalonivek717]

You're missing some-thing major. Mass Effect had guns, as does every other cover-based shooter. With a melee focused game, cover-based anything would just flip the tone to something absolutely different. Imagine playing Dark Souls, and then you try to hide behind a wall and get plonked into a Gears Of War style shooter, where your only weapons are Swords and Shields. It just makes very little sense.

[@Frikgeek]

Kalo Kertesz Well, this game had bows and crossbows that behaved like WW2 rifles. They were hitscan(so no movement prediction or dropoff) and some bows had a fire rate rivaling a semi automatic weapon.

[@samuelevans7575]

Get the rest of the Zero Punctuation videos on KZbin!

[@stefanfr13]

FINALLY! A Zero Punctuation i haven't seen yet!

[@Suksass]

This guy is hilarious. I almoust died several times listening to his videos

[@wilford_brimley]

Who is that picture of when Yahtzee says the bit about finding royalty free images?

[@jdazzani]

Nobody knows, it can only be found in a forum at 4chain from 8 years ago and i have no idea how he found it, cuz i cant

[@betweenthepanels9145]

google image search "emotionless guy"

[@pikanyaa5486]

What the fuck lmao it's a famous photo you can easily google

[@Clanc54R]

0:48 Thumbs up for the Marine Corps boot.

[@MrCheesyBaconBits]

People have been commenting "first" since at least 2011? What the fuck that is sad.

[@lilianahudler4378]

First

[@mrAsiankid231]

Hey, you're forgetting Dishonored, The Walking Dead, Just Cause 2, Spec Ops: The Line, Far Cry 3, X-Com Enemy Unknown, Limbo, Bastion, Amnesia: Dark Descent, Uncharted 2, COD 4, Driver: San Francisco, The Prince of Persia Trilogy, Skyrim, Infamous 1+2, Batman Arkham Asylum, Killer 7 and many more.

[@0522Carl]

Nice Dr. Strangelove reference. For those that don't know it was the atom bomb being ridden.

[@BetaJackMaxis]

He also praised Silent Hill 3 and 4, just with some minor asterisks.

[@alexander33345]

@Yunkonho i have been trying to figure that out for a while if you find out tell me!

[@PsychicWars]

FUN FACT: At least half of the top comments on ZP videos are responses to previous top comments which have been flagged as spam for being top comments.

[@caliatom]

I think that's the name of the guy who took the photo, not the guy who's in the photo.

[@markuswebster2811]

Thank you, sir. You just helped me make a gaming decision. I am thankful.

[@Cuzickjesse]

anyone else notice its a marine corps boot kicking the FIRST bubble?

[@PaargtheOrc]

Well he has Portal, Spiderman 2, Prince of Persia,....and Fantasy World Dizzy!

[@JoeBW91]

A reviewer's job is to critique. In an industry like video gaming, which is a saturated market and geared towards entertainment and discretionary spending, what you buy really matters. Good food or bad food, you need to eat. This is a choice to buy. Mediocre games and games that don't work simply aren't worth your money. If I'm parting with $60 for something I want to hear if something is wrong with it… I'll judge what's right with it for myself.

[@Zangamarth]

He does praise some games. But he's a critic, hence lots of criticisms, whether they be petty or not. And his job is an entertainer more than anything else.

[@JJAB91]

Who is the guy in the picture that Yahtzee uses in all his 'reviews' seen at 0:22?

[@DarknessCalling]

I liked it....

[@dethbreth8]

Oh yeah, and also Bastion, Call of Duty 4, Driver: San Francisco, and I think Dragon Age Origins. And let's not forget Painkiller!

[@GuitarGuy057]

Nice Marine boot at 0:49.

[@crunchyfrog555]

Never understood fantasy games that you can use melee and magic, but melee is one mere button press and magic a convoluted setup. It's probably why I've been jaded into doing fucking warriors in games.

[@GamesNMusicFTW]

Hmm, that ride sounds very familiar *cough* Oblivion at Alton Towers *cough*

[@Resters52_official]

why would you need to take cover from arrows? Carry a shield, you know, it's like a mobile chest high wall

[@PKandCDub]

...I like cover mechanics.

[@WehingSounds]

@KaiItza He has, you should look at his page on The Escapist Magazine website, the Video's going up on youtube are months old

[@Mr_T_Badger]

I know Yahtzee ended up going with Bollock but I think a golden opportunity was missed to call him Pillock at one point in time.

[@D0ctorWh4t]

So on which replay of Psychonauts are you?

[@AwesomeSauce1000]

First the original, then the sequel. You should learn the lore of Bioshock first, then play 2. I DEFINITELY recommend playing Bioshock 1 and 2. And I DEFINITELY recommend you do them in order.

[@antonio610]

Or Psychonauts, Hotline Miami, Full Throttle, any Paper Mario game except Sticker Star, Super Mario Galaxy, The Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker, Crysis 2, Limbo, Dark Souls, Gunpoint, Spec Ops: The Line, Minecraft, Deus Ex: Human Revolution, XCOM, Rayman Origins, FTL: Faster than Light and Eternal Darkness.

[@ross817]

I was using complainer descriptively and I'll admit that there are probably several better words that I could have used (critic and ranter were suggested) but it was the first one that came to mind. I don't think there's anything wrong with complaining. In fact, I think it's really funny. That's why I watch his videos in the first place. It's just that it's my understanding that Zero Punctuation isn't meant to be informative at all. Just entertaining. (cont'd)

[@AwesomeSauce1000]

Portal 1 and 2, Team Fortress 2, Any of the Half Life games, Shadow of the Colossus, Just Cause 2, Painkiller, Dead Rising/Dead Rising 2, Bioshock 1 and 2, Silent Hill 2.

[@hamzaawesome7]

You forgot Prince of Persia Sands of Time trilogy, Fantasy World Dizzy, Spiderman 2, and Castlevania Symphony of the Night

[@ForestShroom]

If you want to start from the beginning, you should head over to the other playlist that's maxed out at 200 vids. ^-^

[@AwesomeSauce1000]

He might have, i forget. SPEAKING FROM MY OPINION; Bioshock 2 was basically Bioshock+. It's the same game, with more features/another story. It is a fun game, it is a decent story. A worse story than 1, but 2 is still good.

[@foley02k]

mine too....*stares with evil intent*

[@MrZaloski]

If I wanted to trust someone with advice and influence on what I should spend $60 bucks on, I would want them to be at least somewhat objective, and to not judge games only on their own personal tastes and a sometimes-applicable-but-mostly-not set of rules on what a game should do to be good. But hey, I don't frantically white-knight popular youtubers, so there's obviously something wrong with me.

[@yoda8246]

All 37 of Hunted: The Demons Forge's fans watched this video

[@karljurdens627]

RollieDaPollie Is Jammin' nope 5 more joined

[@Ibrahana.]

Karl Jurdens 6*

[@otimo144]

+Ibrahana 5 I down voted because I want to spread chaos

[@yoda8246]

Such Chaos

[@iornhide132]

+RollieDaPollie Is Jammin' HEY! I liked this game and I didn't give it a down vote.

[@Toycey123]

@Yunkonho A man called Thomas Ruff takes pictures of his friends and family with no expressions. This is one of them.

[@VanguardFencer]

You forgot Fantasy World Dizzy, Painkiller, Spiderman 2, Guild Wars 2 and Rayman Origins.

[@TNTLotLP]

So, how is Far Cry 3 working out for you?

[@cjwKILLEDcool]

We got a badass over here!

[@madmakoe101]

No its new on the escapist every week

[@Karategata]

Even thru all the glitchiness me and my bf had a good time playing thru it. lol

[@magic3383]

Couples that game together stay together.

[@lordestriker]

Zero Punctuation FTW!

[@Chiodos70]

Yes! And I must admit, it was quite a good game.

[@edisontrent618]

Don't forget Skyrim, FO: New Vegas, Half Life 1&2, that game with the gun that shoots shuriken and lightning (it's new official name), Dead Rising 2, ARMA2 DayZ mod, Saints Row 1&2....Ummm I think that's about it, maybe 2-4 more.

[@dethbreth8]

You forgot XCOM: Enemy Unknown, Spec Ops: The Line, Super Mario Galaxy, Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon, Limbo, the Metro games, and Rayman Origins. Let me know what else I forgot

[@zalandarr]

Hes talking about the comments on the escapist forum where the running joke on yahtzees video's would be filling atleast the 10 first comments with first.

[@umar167]

Google search 'Thomas Ruff' and you should find the photo.

[@andyoats]

Graham McTavish? Really now? He was in a movie about a small person helping some other small people do small people things and a cartoon about a BDSM practitioner fighting mean people with an aversion to sunlight.

[@Phlowerchyld]

Humour is a large part of Yahtzee's reviews but it's not the point. Yahtzee doesn't just complain for the sake of it. You can tell because some of the better games get little or no complaints. Such as Portal, Far Cry 3, Psychonauts, Silent Hill 2 etc. I do agree with you though that nobody should base their entire opinion on Yahtzee's reviews. No review is purely objective and Yahtzee probably has at least slightly different tastes than us so we should form our own opinions.

[@SpookyDeadeye]

Still better than COD

[@CM26617]

Yeah, I kind of agree, as I only recently picked the title up for about AUD$20. I kind of consider it "m'éh" material, as in there were a few glaring faults in the design, but I wasn't setting my standards for said game to the same lofty heights someone else might set for, say, an Eldar Scrolls game. Overall, there were a few glaring design issues, but as a time-waster and a good bit of fun, not bad.

[@FireFox666100]

No Dammit Yahtzee! I have stuff to do tomorrow! Stop making me waaaaaatch!

[@ForestShroom]

I'm sorry... I have no idea who Barry the Mushroom King is... -.-' I've just always liked shrooms, but there've never been any pics of them on google that I liked. So I drew that in GIMP a couple of years ago and have been using it since. ^-^