AWARDS FOR 2009 (Zero Punctuation)

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The Escapist

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@SparrowwithaMachinegun
@SparrowwithaMachinegun 10 жыл бұрын
"The Quadruple amputee kindergarten award for least necessary sandbox" I missed the rest of the video because I was passed out on the floor.
@pyroparagon8945
@pyroparagon8945 7 жыл бұрын
"Shield and claymore" Goddamn if you can one hand a claymore than you probably could take on a train
@AgentTasmania
@AgentTasmania 5 жыл бұрын
Pyro Paragon The basket-hilt claymore was a strictly one handed sword. And even a cruciform claymore only weighs a few pounds and such swords are balanced for light maneuverability, so while not ideal, it would be quite doable
@misterredacted5417
@misterredacted5417 5 жыл бұрын
Did someone say dark souls?
@GreenDayFan625
@GreenDayFan625 11 жыл бұрын
"The obvious candidate for game of the year would be the spell-binding, Duke Nukem Forever." 1 year later...
@jamesbevan9939
@jamesbevan9939 2 жыл бұрын
2 years later...
@First-Last_name
@First-Last_name Жыл бұрын
@@jamesbevan9939 actually that cleaver retort was 9 years later....
@l0stndamned
@l0stndamned 8 жыл бұрын
Has anyone made that Cheeseburger Spiders game yet?
@tomaprd
@tomaprd 8 жыл бұрын
Nope. But even that would still be better than what current gen has to offer now and in the future,srsly fuck next gen games,peices of shitty games,well at least new Gran Turismo is gonna be out.(a long fan of the series)
@233Deadman
@233Deadman 8 жыл бұрын
It is a sad state of affairs when a group of people making a total conversion mod for a game in their spare time manage to create a game that is not just superior to most of the drek coming out these days, but, in some ways, better than the original game it was built in.
@ikebirchum6591
@ikebirchum6591 7 жыл бұрын
cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2 has cheeseburger spiders in it
@ThierryRocksTV
@ThierryRocksTV 7 жыл бұрын
+Ike Birchum No one remembers that movie
@diegokaqui60
@diegokaqui60 6 жыл бұрын
No bur they made a movie about it..
@JacobWilsonVO
@JacobWilsonVO 8 жыл бұрын
The least necessary sandbox is hilarious. Amputee kids are sad but the image is surprisingly hilarious.
@az126zad
@az126zad 9 жыл бұрын
bring back the awards yahtzee
@laughingjack845
@laughingjack845 9 жыл бұрын
He still does them -.-
@E1craZ4life
@E1craZ4life 5 жыл бұрын
Talon And Top 5 blandest.
@NoahBB
@NoahBB 5 жыл бұрын
The audio mixing on this video is legendary.
@arthurhudson2
@arthurhudson2 Жыл бұрын
Exceptional
@jorgenjorgensen2739
@jorgenjorgensen2739 3 жыл бұрын
So the IPhone comment... it is grossly accurate on 2021.
@dragonkingofthestars
@dragonkingofthestars 10 жыл бұрын
I like that Yahtzee can equal the hate out put of a whole planet (using red squiggles as a measuring device)
@Cairanmac1
@Cairanmac1 9 жыл бұрын
Thanks Yahtzee, now I'm listening to the WET OST
@jackdrive223
@jackdrive223 8 жыл бұрын
well he was right about kinect
@monkeykingw
@monkeykingw 8 жыл бұрын
...DJ hero was seriously a thing? Although he was spot on with Kinect.
@TARINunit9
@TARINunit9 7 жыл бұрын
Yes, I remember DJ Hero as a thing that existed. For about three days, as the last gasp of breath before the Guitar Hero series finally rolled over and died
@zestamaster
@zestamaster 5 жыл бұрын
Not only dj hero, but a dj hero 2
@keynanmartinez
@keynanmartinez 6 жыл бұрын
2009 gaming was really a great send off cuz the video games in the 2000s were epic, honestly House of the Dead Overkill and Borderlands were the best in that year.
@LazyLee
@LazyLee 8 жыл бұрын
The year... is 20XX
@PaulZeroSolis
@PaulZeroSolis 8 жыл бұрын
And by 20XX, you mean the year Alpha 7 Beta 3 Gamma 9 Delta 2 Epsilon 6 of the reign of Trump and his combover, right?
@mettle753
@mettle753 5 жыл бұрын
I think this is one of Yahtzee’s funniest reviews
@timebomb4562
@timebomb4562 8 жыл бұрын
sound track was alright though just got me
@thefreebooter8816
@thefreebooter8816 9 жыл бұрын
Thanks for reminding me I'm STILL the poor kid from school.
@Ously6
@Ously6 11 жыл бұрын
I would play atrack of the cheesburger spiders...
@TooMuchSascha
@TooMuchSascha 11 жыл бұрын
GAME TRADERS ROBINA
@IVEGOTPEEINMYEYE
@IVEGOTPEEINMYEYE 10 жыл бұрын
If the cubs win the 2015 world series I call that an accurate prediction back to the future 2
@Dice12K
@Dice12K 10 жыл бұрын
Where are the hover boards? :\
@jonasgrant
@jonasgrant 10 жыл бұрын
Dice12K Look up Zapata Racing's hoverboard.
@alechachman9599
@alechachman9599 10 жыл бұрын
Nato stands for North Atlantic Treaty Organization. Not Necromancer Atlanta Trade Origami
@RarefoilB
@RarefoilB 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, bad news.
@Betta66
@Betta66 5 жыл бұрын
Considering what he thought of Resident Evil 7, he spoke too soon
@zapspiders92
@zapspiders92 12 жыл бұрын
"razor blade filled vagina" quite possibly one of the most painfully disturbing descriptions in history. GOOD JOB =D!
@blackkakari
@blackkakari 11 жыл бұрын
Thanks. ☺
@IONASPHERETHREE
@IONASPHERETHREE 9 жыл бұрын
I loved Modern Warfare 2 shooting him at the end
@TooMuchSascha
@TooMuchSascha 11 жыл бұрын
The "trend followed mindlessly can lead to all sorts of problems" phrase was crying out for a Jonestown joke
@TheLoneTerran
@TheLoneTerran 3 жыл бұрын
Stay in the 200Xs, the 20XX's and completely downhill from here.
@NoobLord9001
@NoobLord9001 9 жыл бұрын
3:00 so he's the backup in case Jack Thompson actually dies?
@NoobLord9001
@NoobLord9001 8 жыл бұрын
BJGvideos Okay, lemme put it this way: If Jack Thompson is Bowser, and Michael Atkinson is Bowser Jr., then Anita Sarkeesian is Darth Vader from Star Wars; she's not related to the other two in any meaningful way, isn't an annoying asshole for quite the same reason, and maybe there's a chance for her to redeem herself, but she's still an annoying asshole like the other two.
@NoobLord9001
@NoobLord9001 8 жыл бұрын
BJGvideos Eh, if you say so.
@MyChemicalBromance
@MyChemicalBromance 12 жыл бұрын
It felt like he meant it.
@xyxyxy2066
@xyxyxy2066 10 жыл бұрын
Why the hell are all of Yahtzee's old vids, even the Awards for 2008, 2009, uploaded on July 21, 2011 ???
@InkJaguar
@InkJaguar 10 жыл бұрын
He originally posted on the Escpaist Website (and still does), it's just that eventually they uploaded his videos to youtube as well, as well as other popular escapist shows.
@TheYellowWombat
@TheYellowWombat 11 жыл бұрын
That's what it was called up until the point that they came up with Kinect, and the demos they showed were much more awesome than the final release.
@Ghost26968
@Ghost26968 12 жыл бұрын
Its because they made their youtube account in 2011. Shockingly, there are websites that exist outside of youtube that post their own videos.
@anyyany
@anyyany 12 жыл бұрын
I haven't played any of the games Yahtzee reviewed (except for Portal and Minecraft) but I just watch for the lolz and the endless amounts of trolling.
@camjam091
@camjam091 12 жыл бұрын
i want him to say "i had the lowest expectations and i was still dissapointed" in one of his reviews.
@Sonnyrazer
@Sonnyrazer 11 жыл бұрын
as far as i recall the latest incident we had in sweden was a teacher getting stabbed by a guy dressed as the joker and she survived but the i dont keep THAT much up with the news
@Lego8613
@Lego8613 11 жыл бұрын
Won't lie... I came for the thumbnail
@E8144EOE
@E8144EOE 11 жыл бұрын
Check the end of the URL It shows what Yahtzee is not
@DerpyGuitarman
@DerpyGuitarman 12 жыл бұрын
I loved brutal legend.
@Telamon8
@Telamon8 12 жыл бұрын
He should review Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5, the only game where you can stab a nun with a No.2 pencil, and that's only the first level. It's already banned in 43 countries and it hasn't even been released yet.
@chrilletheboy
@chrilletheboy 11 жыл бұрын
can you here something in the background? 3:43
@DoctorrDude
@DoctorrDude 11 жыл бұрын
Even though the comment is gone, I know exactly what the former comment was.
@PsychicWars
@PsychicWars 11 жыл бұрын
Maybe I'm crazy or ignorant, but I don't remember the Kinect ever being hyped as "Project Natal".
@AgentTasmania
@AgentTasmania 5 жыл бұрын
Bearing down on ten years later, we can say the 20teens only got worse. New model smartphones now cost more than the average city and the corporations’ freedom to exploit however they like with zero consequences becomes ever more brazen and the AAA games keep getting worse and more stagnant
@CurriedFavor
@CurriedFavor 4 жыл бұрын
Hi it's me from future year 2020. I have some bad news for you.
@J.G.H.
@J.G.H. 3 жыл бұрын
@@CurriedFavor 2021 shows that hindsight is always worse. Yahtzee probably would slap himself if he could for such blatant optimism.
@zackakai5173
@zackakai5173 2 жыл бұрын
Hey it's me here from the future year 2022. Enjoy the new year! No, really, enjoy the new year because it's the last normal one you're going to have for a while 🙃
@MegaSim3
@MegaSim3 Жыл бұрын
@@zackakai5173 @J. Han @CurriedFavor - "Happy" new year 2023. Doubt it will become any better.
@J.G.H.
@J.G.H. 7 ай бұрын
@@MegaSim3 November 2024 is coming and I'm just about done with it.
@omegasavant
@omegasavant 12 жыл бұрын
The default site is the Escapist one. Far as I can tell they only come to youtube like every six months to update.
@masterpivot098765432
@masterpivot098765432 12 жыл бұрын
2:50 It's illegal to be rude to him now. Look it up.
@quinlanrobinson8833
@quinlanrobinson8833 9 жыл бұрын
How does he make so many videos on 2011 21 July?
@mrexorcyst981
@mrexorcyst981 9 жыл бұрын
+Quinlan Robinson they originally wernt on youtube
@quinlanrobinson8833
@quinlanrobinson8833 9 жыл бұрын
+MrExorcyst oh thank you
@Shadowslash1
@Shadowslash1 5 жыл бұрын
I'm actually surprised WET hasn't been ported to Steam joining the migration other 360/PS3 games have made
@KenshiImmortalWolf
@KenshiImmortalWolf 12 жыл бұрын
you realize you can change it to a like, its not set in stone like it use to be
@TheMayorofSpace
@TheMayorofSpace 12 жыл бұрын
mabye im just an idiot, but why are all the old Zero punctuation episodes posted around july 21 2011? i didn't start whatching until after then so im a little confused.
@KenshiImmortalWolf
@KenshiImmortalWolf 12 жыл бұрын
true, true
@VanguardFencer
@VanguardFencer 11 жыл бұрын
Back to the Future is REAL!
@UrobourosZero
@UrobourosZero 11 жыл бұрын
In about five minutes, they have to finish the fries first.
@zc630
@zc630 11 жыл бұрын
no problem :)
@akuma556
@akuma556 12 жыл бұрын
so were can i buy the "attack of the cheeseburger spiders"?
@blackkakari
@blackkakari 11 жыл бұрын
Could you tell me the name of said video?
@zc630
@zc630 11 жыл бұрын
yep. i made that comment 5 months ago, and i still know what he said.
@Metal_Auditor
@Metal_Auditor 11 жыл бұрын
"Since I'm forced to pick from the thalidomide babies, Batman: Arkham Asylum is probably the the one with the least birth defects." Brilliant!
@luigivercotti6410
@luigivercotti6410 4 жыл бұрын
maybe my favourite zp?
@wakelyn
@wakelyn 11 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, now I KNOW he's psychic. He predicted a Bioshock Infinite line...
@melvynlennard
@melvynlennard 12 жыл бұрын
Well that makes one of 55,352.
@gameguy20100
@gameguy20100 12 жыл бұрын
he means his joke review version
@SporeFreak2010
@SporeFreak2010 4 жыл бұрын
4:30 well, that joke didn't age well, that joke didn't age well at all. :/
@andersonklein3587
@andersonklein3587 3 жыл бұрын
VR, Electric Self Driving Cars, AIs, high speed WiFi, 4k TVs with streaming, phones that are over 90% screen, Drones, Starlink, Ultra Capacitors, Graphene Batteries, the final Windows release (10), ubiquitous and cheap cloud computing, reversible multi functional USB-C cables that can serve as power and display and daisy chain... Sometimes it gets hard to realize just how much we moved since the bleak dark ages of the 200xs.
@-aexc-
@-aexc- 2 жыл бұрын
@@andersonklein3587 the final windows release
@AnInsaneOstrich
@AnInsaneOstrich 7 жыл бұрын
"five years until bttf 2 gets proven wrong" ohhhh gooodddd i feeeelll sooo ooolllddddddddd
@Wilhelm22
@Wilhelm22 12 жыл бұрын
this must be the ony video known to man to not have any dislikes...
@JohnDoe-rw5dx
@JohnDoe-rw5dx 6 жыл бұрын
Awards for 2009 2011
@WildSwords
@WildSwords 12 жыл бұрын
You shoot them with a gun made from a baguette that shoots fries and when you hurt them they bleed Heinz Ketchup.
@DoctorrDude
@DoctorrDude 11 жыл бұрын
The other person thought that Yahtzee loved Duke Nukem Forever.
@gFS.1
@gFS.1 7 жыл бұрын
That fucking theme music
@discokossan
@discokossan 12 жыл бұрын
who wouldn't
@Yoy249
@Yoy249 11 жыл бұрын
Cash out the industry: Fry legs DLC
@lobster5874
@lobster5874 11 жыл бұрын
It Says "Awards" On the video but I just can't find any Gosh darn "Awards." I think.
@Parthornax
@Parthornax 11 жыл бұрын
and there only weakness is ketchup
@ImRockeiro
@ImRockeiro 12 жыл бұрын
@VampirusRain You clearly haven't watched his reviews have you?
@CboTheSecond
@CboTheSecond 11 жыл бұрын
How do I tipex my steam copy of a Batman:AA?
@TheManiacbiscuit
@TheManiacbiscuit 12 жыл бұрын
No, I meant who COMMENTED first
@zc630
@zc630 12 жыл бұрын
i......i don't remember :(
@First-Last_name
@First-Last_name Жыл бұрын
This 2009 review makes me sad for the future
@100aegir
@100aegir 11 жыл бұрын
this video came from the end of 2009, he had made a joke review long before it came out cause really, who thought it would actually be released
@Nyxcha
@Nyxcha 12 жыл бұрын
seriously it was so good, it dissapeared and we never saw it..instead we was the left overs...yeah...
@lukehc6630
@lukehc6630 12 жыл бұрын
WHAT DID HIS COMMENT SAY?!?!?!?!?!!
@Pablo-ws1mz
@Pablo-ws1mz 10 жыл бұрын
published in mid 2011
@nordicberserk
@nordicberserk 10 жыл бұрын
Here, yes. On the escapist website; probablyy at a more timely date.
@OccasionalHaHa
@OccasionalHaHa 10 жыл бұрын
ppppft, as if youtube is the only website....
@Str8Faced
@Str8Faced 12 жыл бұрын
what you can get out of this is that Batman fucking owns
@Sonnyrazer
@Sonnyrazer 12 жыл бұрын
brb google, i still dont know what to say about this michael
@TheManiacbiscuit
@TheManiacbiscuit 12 жыл бұрын
Michael Fox?
@Awkward_Rogue
@Awkward_Rogue 12 жыл бұрын
I watched the video without sound first. It didn't make any more sense with the sound on.
@HomoSeal
@HomoSeal 11 жыл бұрын
FUCKING SYNC!
@TheManiacbiscuit
@TheManiacbiscuit 12 жыл бұрын
@FromHalo2halo No, first in commenting, there were people saying 1st
@zc630
@zc630 11 жыл бұрын
Duke Nukem Forever. Such a good game.
@Aleer1000
@Aleer1000 10 жыл бұрын
I know you don't like Capcom much, but maybe you should try the Phoenix Wright series.
@LordRefired
@LordRefired 11 жыл бұрын
... i don't even ...
@faizalf119
@faizalf119 7 жыл бұрын
Oh how I miss Yahtzee creative top 10 like this. Now it's just top 5 best and worst.
@E1craZ4life
@E1craZ4life 5 жыл бұрын
Faizal F And blandest.
@B00MBEAR
@B00MBEAR 12 жыл бұрын
i would play attack of the cheeseburger spiders
@cr4zyp4nd4m4n
@cr4zyp4nd4m4n 12 жыл бұрын
I know he is being sarcastic about it.
@MrAcuriteOf1337
@MrAcuriteOf1337 10 жыл бұрын
A human body, on the black market, is worth upwards of $10,000,000, significantly more than the Iphone eleventy-two or whatever
@narutoLT
@narutoLT 10 жыл бұрын
Please. I'd be surprised if it broke 300k.
@TheZekk34
@TheZekk34 10 жыл бұрын
Really depends on the quality of the body in question.
@goblinrat6119
@goblinrat6119 10 жыл бұрын
Ten million or more, eh? Were that so, I think we'd be seeing a fuckload more of criminals taking trips to third world countries, as well as a general drop in all other crime except kidnappings. Because, you know, there's a fuckload of people and each and every one of them would be walking, jewel-encrusted gold. Also, sex slavery wouldn't be a thing, because it'd be more profitable and quicker to simply sell the corpses.
@Allison-qk1ws
@Allison-qk1ws 10 жыл бұрын
And yet alive you're time is worth probably around $8.25 - some real wage proving that pretty much all of us are worth more dead than alive. The meetings of the cynical dicks who think too highly of themselves still meets in the same place and time. 10:00 pm behind the Duncan Donuts (You'd think we meet at Starbucks right? But none of us own laptops so we can't pretend to write shitty novels in an attempt to pick up women). If you're wondering which one, any of them because they all throw out donuts at this time (I think).
@ThrottleKitty
@ThrottleKitty 10 жыл бұрын
he said human life, not body.
@DrNepharious
@DrNepharious 12 жыл бұрын
but this video has my favorite prick in it, we share a bond.
@kingvideogames
@kingvideogames 12 жыл бұрын
4:02 *This comment was removed due to how good it was*
@discokossan
@discokossan 12 жыл бұрын
if they ever released a game like that i would say this: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
@Telamon8
@Telamon8 12 жыл бұрын
He still hates the kinect and will never see your comment since he only posts videos on the Escapist website.
@MrToastOmnomnom
@MrToastOmnomnom 12 жыл бұрын
wow that last part he said about the iphone hasn't changed, but gotten worse.
@tnaoro
@tnaoro 2 жыл бұрын
2:30
@szymonbojarczuk963
@szymonbojarczuk963 11 жыл бұрын
What was that comment!!!
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