AWARDS FOR 2009 (Zero Punctuation)

[@SparrowwithaMachinegun]

"The Quadruple amputee kindergarten award for least necessary sandbox" I missed the rest of the video because I was passed out on the floor.

[@pyroparagon8945]

"Shield and claymore" Goddamn if you can one hand a claymore than you probably could take on a train

[@AgentTasmania]

Pyro Paragon The basket-hilt claymore was a strictly one handed sword. And even a cruciform claymore only weighs a few pounds and such swords are balanced for light maneuverability, so while not ideal, it would be quite doable

[@misterredacted5417]

Did someone say dark souls?

[@GreenDayFan625]

"The obvious candidate for game of the year would be the spell-binding, Duke Nukem Forever." 1 year later...

[@jamesbevan9939]

2 years later...

[@First-Last_name]

@@jamesbevan9939 actually that cleaver retort was 9 years later....

[@l0stndamned]

Has anyone made that Cheeseburger Spiders game yet?

[@tomaprd]

Nope. But even that would still be better than what current gen has to offer now and in the future,srsly fuck next gen games,peices of shitty games,well at least new Gran Turismo is gonna be out.(a long fan of the series)

[@233Deadman]

It is a sad state of affairs when a group of people making a total conversion mod for a game in their spare time manage to create a game that is not just superior to most of the drek coming out these days, but, in some ways, better than the original game it was built in.

[@ikebirchum6591]

cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2 has cheeseburger spiders in it

[@ThierryRocksTV]

+Ike Birchum No one remembers that movie

[@diegokaqui60]

No bur they made a movie about it..

[@JacobWilsonVO]

The least necessary sandbox is hilarious. Amputee kids are sad but the image is surprisingly hilarious.

[@az126zad]

bring back the awards yahtzee

[@laughingjack845]

He still does them -.-

[@E1craZ4life]

Talon And Top 5 blandest.

[@NoahBB]

The audio mixing on this video is legendary.

[@arthurhudson2]

Exceptional

[@jorgenjorgensen2739]

So the IPhone comment... it is grossly accurate on 2021.

[@dragonkingofthestars]

I like that Yahtzee can equal the hate out put of a whole planet (using red squiggles as a measuring device)

[@Cairanmac1]

Thanks Yahtzee, now I'm listening to the WET OST

[@jackdrive223]

well he was right about kinect

[@monkeykingw]

...DJ hero was seriously a thing? Although he was spot on with Kinect.

[@TARINunit9]

Yes, I remember DJ Hero as a thing that existed. For about three days, as the last gasp of breath before the Guitar Hero series finally rolled over and died

[@zestamaster]

Not only dj hero, but a dj hero 2

[@keynanmartinez]

2009 gaming was really a great send off cuz the video games in the 2000s were epic, honestly House of the Dead Overkill and Borderlands were the best in that year.

[@LazyLee]

The year... is 20XX

[@PaulZeroSolis]

And by 20XX, you mean the year Alpha 7 Beta 3 Gamma 9 Delta 2 Epsilon 6 of the reign of Trump and his combover, right?

[@mettle753]

I think this is one of Yahtzee’s funniest reviews

[@timebomb4562]

sound track was alright though just got me

[@thefreebooter8816]

Thanks for reminding me I'm STILL the poor kid from school.

[@Ously6]

I would play atrack of the cheesburger spiders...

[@TooMuchSascha]

GAME TRADERS ROBINA

[@IVEGOTPEEINMYEYE]

If the cubs win the 2015 world series I call that an accurate prediction back to the future 2

[@Dice12K]

Where are the hover boards? :\

[@jonasgrant]

Dice12K Look up Zapata Racing's hoverboard.

[@alechachman9599]

Nato stands for North Atlantic Treaty Organization. Not Necromancer Atlanta Trade Origami

[@RarefoilB]

Yeah, bad news.

[@Betta66]

Considering what he thought of Resident Evil 7, he spoke too soon

[@zapspiders92]

"razor blade filled vagina" quite possibly one of the most painfully disturbing descriptions in history. GOOD JOB =D!

[@blackkakari]

Thanks. ☺

[@IONASPHERETHREE]

I loved Modern Warfare 2 shooting him at the end

[@TooMuchSascha]

The "trend followed mindlessly can lead to all sorts of problems" phrase was crying out for a Jonestown joke

[@TheLoneTerran]

Stay in the 200Xs, the 20XX's and completely downhill from here.

[@NoobLord9001]

3:00 so he's the backup in case Jack Thompson actually dies?

[@NoobLord9001]

BJGvideos Okay, lemme put it this way: If Jack Thompson is Bowser, and Michael Atkinson is Bowser Jr., then Anita Sarkeesian is Darth Vader from Star Wars; she's not related to the other two in any meaningful way, isn't an annoying asshole for quite the same reason, and maybe there's a chance for her to redeem herself, but she's still an annoying asshole like the other two.

[@NoobLord9001]

BJGvideos Eh, if you say so.

[@MyChemicalBromance]

It felt like he meant it.

[@xyxyxy2066]

Why the hell are all of Yahtzee's old vids, even the Awards for 2008, 2009, uploaded on July 21, 2011 ???

[@InkJaguar]

He originally posted on the Escpaist Website (and still does), it's just that eventually they uploaded his videos to youtube as well, as well as other popular escapist shows.

[@TheYellowWombat]

That's what it was called up until the point that they came up with Kinect, and the demos they showed were much more awesome than the final release.

[@Ghost26968]

Its because they made their youtube account in 2011. Shockingly, there are websites that exist outside of youtube that post their own videos.

[@anyyany]

I haven't played any of the games Yahtzee reviewed (except for Portal and Minecraft) but I just watch for the lolz and the endless amounts of trolling.

[@camjam091]

i want him to say "i had the lowest expectations and i was still dissapointed" in one of his reviews.

[@Sonnyrazer]

as far as i recall the latest incident we had in sweden was a teacher getting stabbed by a guy dressed as the joker and she survived but the i dont keep THAT much up with the news

[@Lego8613]

Won't lie... I came for the thumbnail

[@E8144EOE]

Check the end of the URL It shows what Yahtzee is not

[@DerpyGuitarman]

I loved brutal legend.

[@Telamon8]

He should review Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5, the only game where you can stab a nun with a No.2 pencil, and that's only the first level. It's already banned in 43 countries and it hasn't even been released yet.

[@chrilletheboy]

can you here something in the background? 3:43

[@DoctorrDude]

Even though the comment is gone, I know exactly what the former comment was.

[@PsychicWars]

Maybe I'm crazy or ignorant, but I don't remember the Kinect ever being hyped as "Project Natal".

[@AgentTasmania]

Bearing down on ten years later, we can say the 20teens only got worse. New model smartphones now cost more than the average city and the corporations’ freedom to exploit however they like with zero consequences becomes ever more brazen and the AAA games keep getting worse and more stagnant

[@CurriedFavor]

Hi it's me from future year 2020. I have some bad news for you.

[@J.G.H.]

@@CurriedFavor 2021 shows that hindsight is always worse. Yahtzee probably would slap himself if he could for such blatant optimism.

[@zackakai5173]

Hey it's me here from the future year 2022. Enjoy the new year! No, really, enjoy the new year because it's the last normal one you're going to have for a while 🙃

[@MegaSim3]

@@zackakai5173 @J. Han @CurriedFavor - "Happy" new year 2023. Doubt it will become any better.

[@J.G.H.]

@@MegaSim3 November 2024 is coming and I'm just about done with it.

[@omegasavant]

The default site is the Escapist one. Far as I can tell they only come to youtube like every six months to update.

[@masterpivot098765432]

2:50 It's illegal to be rude to him now. Look it up.

[@quinlanrobinson8833]

How does he make so many videos on 2011 21 July?

[@mrexorcyst981]

+Quinlan Robinson they originally wernt on youtube

[@quinlanrobinson8833]

+MrExorcyst oh thank you

[@Shadowslash1]

I'm actually surprised WET hasn't been ported to Steam joining the migration other 360/PS3 games have made

[@KenshiImmortalWolf]

you realize you can change it to a like, its not set in stone like it use to be

[@TheMayorofSpace]

mabye im just an idiot, but why are all the old Zero punctuation episodes posted around july 21 2011? i didn't start whatching until after then so im a little confused.

[@KenshiImmortalWolf]

true, true

[@VanguardFencer]

Back to the Future is REAL!

[@UrobourosZero]

In about five minutes, they have to finish the fries first.

[@zc630]

no problem :)

[@akuma556]

so were can i buy the "attack of the cheeseburger spiders"?

[@blackkakari]

Could you tell me the name of said video?

[@zc630]

yep. i made that comment 5 months ago, and i still know what he said.

[@Metal_Auditor]

"Since I'm forced to pick from the thalidomide babies, Batman: Arkham Asylum is probably the the one with the least birth defects." Brilliant!

[@luigivercotti6410]

maybe my favourite zp?

[@wakelyn]

Holy shit, now I KNOW he's psychic. He predicted a Bioshock Infinite line...

[@melvynlennard]

Well that makes one of 55,352.

[@gameguy20100]

he means his joke review version

[@SporeFreak2010]

4:30 well, that joke didn't age well, that joke didn't age well at all. :/

[@andersonklein3587]

VR, Electric Self Driving Cars, AIs, high speed WiFi, 4k TVs with streaming, phones that are over 90% screen, Drones, Starlink, Ultra Capacitors, Graphene Batteries, the final Windows release (10), ubiquitous and cheap cloud computing, reversible multi functional USB-C cables that can serve as power and display and daisy chain... Sometimes it gets hard to realize just how much we moved since the bleak dark ages of the 200xs.

[@-aexc-]

@@andersonklein3587 the final windows release

[@AnInsaneOstrich]

"five years until bttf 2 gets proven wrong" ohhhh gooodddd i feeeelll sooo ooolllddddddddd

[@Wilhelm22]

this must be the ony video known to man to not have any dislikes...

[@JohnDoe-rw5dx]

Awards for 2009 2011

[@WildSwords]

You shoot them with a gun made from a baguette that shoots fries and when you hurt them they bleed Heinz Ketchup.

[@DoctorrDude]

The other person thought that Yahtzee loved Duke Nukem Forever.

[@gFS.1]

That fucking theme music

[@discokossan]

who wouldn't

[@Yoy249]

Cash out the industry: Fry legs DLC

[@lobster5874]

It Says "Awards" On the video but I just can't find any Gosh darn "Awards." I think.

[@Parthornax]

and there only weakness is ketchup

[@ImRockeiro]

@VampirusRain You clearly haven't watched his reviews have you?

[@CboTheSecond]

How do I tipex my steam copy of a Batman:AA?

[@TheManiacbiscuit]

No, I meant who COMMENTED first

[@zc630]

i......i don't remember :(

[@First-Last_name]

This 2009 review makes me sad for the future

[@100aegir]

this video came from the end of 2009, he had made a joke review long before it came out cause really, who thought it would actually be released

[@Nyxcha]

seriously it was so good, it dissapeared and we never saw it..instead we was the left overs...yeah...

[@lukehc6630]

WHAT DID HIS COMMENT SAY?!?!?!?!?!!

[@Pablo-ws1mz]

published in mid 2011

[@nordicberserk]

Here, yes. On the escapist website; probablyy at a more timely date.

[@OccasionalHaHa]

ppppft, as if youtube is the only website....

[@Str8Faced]

what you can get out of this is that Batman fucking owns

[@Sonnyrazer]

brb google, i still dont know what to say about this michael

[@TheManiacbiscuit]

Michael Fox?

[@Awkward_Rogue]

I watched the video without sound first. It didn't make any more sense with the sound on.

[@HomoSeal]

FUCKING SYNC!

[@TheManiacbiscuit]

@FromHalo2halo No, first in commenting, there were people saying 1st

[@zc630]

Duke Nukem Forever. Such a good game.

[@Aleer1000]

I know you don't like Capcom much, but maybe you should try the Phoenix Wright series.

[@LordRefired]

... i don't even ...

[@faizalf119]

Oh how I miss Yahtzee creative top 10 like this. Now it's just top 5 best and worst.

[@E1craZ4life]

Faizal F And blandest.

[@B00MBEAR]

i would play attack of the cheeseburger spiders

[@cr4zyp4nd4m4n]

I know he is being sarcastic about it.

[@MrAcuriteOf1337]

A human body, on the black market, is worth upwards of $10,000,000, significantly more than the Iphone eleventy-two or whatever

[@narutoLT]

Please. I'd be surprised if it broke 300k.

[@TheZekk34]

Really depends on the quality of the body in question.

[@goblinrat6119]

Ten million or more, eh? Were that so, I think we'd be seeing a fuckload more of criminals taking trips to third world countries, as well as a general drop in all other crime except kidnappings. Because, you know, there's a fuckload of people and each and every one of them would be walking, jewel-encrusted gold. Also, sex slavery wouldn't be a thing, because it'd be more profitable and quicker to simply sell the corpses.

[@Allison-qk1ws]

And yet alive you're time is worth probably around $8.25 - some real wage proving that pretty much all of us are worth more dead than alive. The meetings of the cynical dicks who think too highly of themselves still meets in the same place and time. 10:00 pm behind the Duncan Donuts (You'd think we meet at Starbucks right? But none of us own laptops so we can't pretend to write shitty novels in an attempt to pick up women). If you're wondering which one, any of them because they all throw out donuts at this time (I think).

[@ThrottleKitty]

he said human life, not body.

[@DrNepharious]

but this video has my favorite prick in it, we share a bond.

[@kingvideogames]

4:02 *This comment was removed due to how good it was*

[@discokossan]

if they ever released a game like that i would say this: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

[@Telamon8]

He still hates the kinect and will never see your comment since he only posts videos on the Escapist website.

[@MrToastOmnomnom]

wow that last part he said about the iphone hasn't changed, but gotten worse.

[@tnaoro]

2:30

[@szymonbojarczuk963]

What was that comment!!!