Huntsman - The Orphanage - Shitstorm 2: The Shittening

[@FreedomHero4]

"Your orphan comes with a copy of Orphen for the PS2" Matt, please never stop w/ your references

[@casono]

I like how they got about 2 to 3 seconds of listening to the girl in the beginning and stopped her immediately.

[@Thewoopwoopshow]

Did you hear her? Did you hear that horrible sound?!

[@AJPwny]

It was awful!

[@rellikai945]

I'm actually the VA for the orphan at 20:40. I was so glad to see that 2BF were playing this; though I wish they'd at least have gotten the Halloween edition, since there was more content in it. Huntsman is not a game that really makes for engaging let's play vids though, as it's much more story/character driven rather than trying to make the 'BLEGHS!!!!1' happen. Regardless, the Zaibatsu heard about 5 seconds of my voice acting and apparently DIDN'T think it was shit-tier! I HAVE ARRIVED!

[@gamebox131]

Show me proofff !!

[@WTK55]

+Christian Sousa Congratz!

[@notoverwatch6991]

A lot better than everyone else tbh.

[@RickJaeger]

not like the zaibatsu are anyone to talk about bad voices, what with their consistently inconsistent accents and all.

[@KingRock9717]

Never played Huntsman: The Orphanage my apologies also great voice acting I did played Outlast 1 The Whistleblower and Outlast 2 due to way to spooky start running

[@driftercarbon]

I love how every time you open a door, you don't actually touch it, you just do a jedi mind trick and the door opens itself.

[@driftercarbon]

Of course, but the motion's wrong. They make a pushing motion when they do it in the movies, but this was more like the hand wave of the mind trick.

[@LBYRNTH_]

28:07 - I'm watching this again for the upteenth time and I can never get over how high-pitched Pat's voice gets sometimes. I love it so much.

[@Sangoneko]

"This isn't your average, every day darkness...this is...ADVANCED darkness..." -Spongebob

[@briansmith1288]

The talking evil portraits were scary until they wouldn't shut up.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

How exactly can a portrait be 'evil', anyway? In order to be evil, you have to do evil things. A portrait can't really 'do' anything except sit there and look scary. That doesn't really make the portrait 'evil', though, does it? The portrait doesn't have any choice over how it looks. Don't discriminate against portraits, man.

[@MrKenpachiRamasama]

Edward Carnby we have had enough of this blatant portrait discrimination

[@StochasticOoze]

That "Baby Shoes For Sale, Never Worn" thing was Ernest Hemingway, not Frank Miller. Woolie the Liar strikes again.

[@_ArmIa]

Jesus, that's a bit of a distinction to make.

[@Toffeehammer]

Everytime. EVERYTIME Pat mentions his big brother I'm increasingly convinced he's a bit of a psycho. The brother that is, not Pat. Well, Pat too but not quite as much.

[@Griff48432]

As the years have come by, it mostly just seems like his brother didn't have both oars in the water

[@EpicHysteria]

I love the idea of the in-game character actually saying what the LPers are saying like you're in a dark, scary forest and you're just like "The phone has stopped making noise. I've retained my flashlight powers!"

[@lunaticker1893]

I like to imagine the Matt and Patt are actually present in these situations and commenting on them as they go through. It makes the shitstorms hilarious.

[@lonesavior]

You know what the best part of horror games is? Whenever you have to go into a creepy dark place, where a monster could jump out at any moment, and then listen to a 5 minute dramatic monologue that require you to stand still.

[@jademirror]

Pats high pitched "Ah'm pressing all of the buht tuns!" is the best part for me.

[@KrankuSama]

remember kids, if you make your indie horror game dark as shit then nobody can see how bad it is.

[@MetroidFreak123]

10:21 I like to imagine this happening in real life. Like, some guy wanders into an orphanage, and rather than getting freaked out by all of the supernatural stuff, just goes "Ah, who cares", and walks away.

[@_ArmIa]

That is a horror movie I would fucking watch the shit out of. All the horror shit should be played completely straight just to make it even funnier.

[@TheEditedOne]

The reason that British orphan is a thing is because in Britain during the cultural revolution, people didn't care 'bout poor peoples, and they didn't care about kids, and a lot of people died, so there were a LOT of poor kid orphans.

[@TheEditedOne]

***** No, I meant the Industrial Revolution.

[@TheEditedOne]

***** Yeah, but I felt dumb.

[@PageofLegend]

Is it just me, or is there a sudden explosion of popularity of these first person horror games? Specifically the ones where you don't attack, and you have just a light, and a journal, etc.

[@charlesmanson1353]

you can blame the OG of those games, Amnesia The Dark Descent (which is actually an excellent game)

[@nytrogaminggod3694]

to me, Woolie and Pat are the funniest people on earth

[@PlagueOfGripes]

This seems less scary and more... what's the word... hm... dumb. Yes.

[@dominiccorrea9342]

How the wholesale fuck did nobody respond to this in 7 years?

[@bioforce5]

@@dominiccorrea9342 Damn it! You ruined the streak! Whelp, we tried guys....

[@slimybean]

I actually was near a public phone that started ringing once. I was walking my dog with my brother around midnight and we were the only people on the street. I peaced the fuck out and ran home immediately and I think it's one of the few life choices I'll never regret.

[@NoHolllw]

I wouldve picked up. Out of curiosity

[@benbreuer4966]

Wyatt : you would've been fucking owned

[@GamingLoreReloaded]

I like how at the beginning of the video they give out the fact that they played The Path before this game.

[@SigmaOmegaDelta]

"When I die, bury me in a child's coffin" -Patrick "It's Fine" Boivin

[@KaptinScuzgob]

Bad College Drop-Out Acting: The Game

[@Sandwich1414]

8:06 "You don't know me, you don't know my story" christ that line sounds like it was ripped from a 14 year olds edgy myspace page with the title "Welcome to my twisted mind" or someshit

[@dyldragon1]

Under rated comment.

[@beastlyhero100]

I think the point was to be funny but thats true you shouldnt just judge somebody until you know the story.

[@Sandwich1414]

Yeah, fair enough. I just love the deep voice he puts on when he says it, like he's getting super riled up by all the haters.

[@iSango5050]

I don't know why I laughed so hard at "Dude, you're a painting."

[@sarasak86]

It's like the audio tour for bad orphanages. Lol

[@linxonia]

"Tik Tok was the worst" Oh you have no idea

[@freshboy3968]

Indeed

[@TheEarthSheep]

Dildo Spider: the hypest of all mega man x bosses

[@ShenGrengle]

"Technology can see ghosts." "Specifically Samsung and Motorola phones." Look down at my cell phone, see Motorola, cringe a bit.

[@cherribunni6956]

I love how at the end you can hear the fear and horror in Pat's voice when Woolie and Matt suggest that the thing was wandering around the orphanage!!! xD

[@GoblikonBox]

Wait, it's taken me two fucking years to notice the FPS counter?!

[@NootalieWalf]

Taken me 7 I guess

[@ADoughnutYay]

@@NootalieWalf 9 for me lmao

[@jayssaltybslife5855]

Really can’t wait for this years shitstorm!

[@globox123456789]

"Baby shoes. Never used. Good old Frank Miller!" -Woolie

[@ChuckPalomo]

"the thing upstairs" that sounds really unnerving.

[@13DUH]

And that's my story. I wandered into an old orphanage where paintings tried to talk to me and got jacked into the roof and stuck there.

[@_Francis_York_Morgan]

"Though Rule Of Rose we'd rather see, we'll love any Shitstorm starring Woolie." So says Mr. Stewart.

[@faerytasticoddities4431]

That creepy girl with the long teased hair (Rose) is me! mwahahahahaha :) This was so much fun to be apart of....I'm to chicken to play it though >< haha

[@RudolvonStroheim]

+Gizmo “Clobobatman13” Gremlin r u srs

[@faerytasticoddities4431]

+Stroheim haha ^.^

[@RanMouri82]

Were you the one using the scissors?

[@SotheX]

The only thing worse than finding a monster that's actually rather frightening in a game, is finding the monster, losing sight of it, coming back and it not being where you remember it. Because now the fucking thing could be anywhere, and that's the true horror.

[@Verkrustet]

*"These are not the gates you're looking for..."* 6:14

[@Danimite54]

At the end when they get stuck, the character just starts rubbing his freaking phone with his finger.

[@BoonMcNougat]

Excerpt from the book of Woolie passage 6:9 -- 'Baby cradles, without anything in them, they're the same as horse troughs. They're basically just wooden bowls that you shove a baby into'.

[@jakubmakalowski6428]

So is this the place they found Liam before adopting him?

[@booksimon8183]

Guess what, guys, orphanages are indeed horrible places, that put on a show to seem normal whenever a camera crew comes to document, and I wouldn't be surprised even if they were super dark like that.

[@DH2007able]

+Karl Shenkenfelder Ugh, again with the orphanarium.

[@_ArmIa]

This comment was ghostwritten by Pat.

[@MonocleBunny]

The six-word story: "Baby shoes for sale, never worn" is credited to Ernest Hemingway.

[@johnathanlannister8516]

Orphen finding powers are so under rated these days

[@ninjawraith17]

Crow T Robot: "Man, I am on the edge of my seat! I should probably scoot back."

[@AFerret]

"dude click the button" *clicks button* "what is it with guys-" *clicks button* "that was the wrong thing to do"

[@jojofeeny3730]

I really wish Woolie would have been on more Shitstorms. I love their dynamic.

[@SovereignSage]

You look at a picture and it start's reading you a 1000 paged book with 700 chapters x_0 or at least that's what it feel's like..... x_x

[@dyrknyss]

What books are you reading that are 1.4 pages per chapter?

[@SovereignSage]

I can't remember the name but it was a big black book with blue lettering and it was 1000 pages and it had 700 chapters it was years ago when i read it though

[@Akilroth234]

Glenn Sumers how would you know that, for all you know it could have 1 page for 699 chapters, and the last one has 301 pages.

[@BootsD081]

"dude you're a painting." is potentially the best line I've heard on any 2bfp video.

[@L1qu1d-2qu1d]

It’s sad we never got more of whoolie shitting himself out of fear, maybe we did but all I know about is this and pt.

[@steelgunsuit]

"Alright, now i'm gonna bust into this place and everyones gonna be super jealous of my orphan finding powers"-Pat 2013

[@michaelpruette751]

If my name was Rupert, it would drive me to be a murderer.

[@lemeres2478]

Pat's goodies...bring all the wolves to the yard.... OH GOD THEY ARE EATING HIS GOODIES

[@0n1baka]

To defeat any monster all you have to do is back away real slow like 17:25-17:40

[@Derpghost56]

Slenerdman The monster fucked up the jump-scare and face-planted, so it just stared at them all embarrassed.

[@Charles-jj2su]

An almighty go- almighty go- god

[@fujiwaranomokou7545]

First there was nothing then there was a spider thing then nothing again and then stuck what a very odd game this is..............

[@jwhoff619]

What a mysterious jogo

[@MrMagnetron2]

jwhoff619 I knew someone was gonna make that comment.

[@VeeVee_Is_Here]

jwhoff619 What's a jogo? I've heard them mention it, but don't know what it is.

[@MrMagnetron2]

TheObIivionn Portuguese for game but pronounce incorrectly.

[@DibbzTheLoner]

You said it Fuji-Jimmy-wara.

[@deathknight161]

i love how he kept looking backwards for the monster

[@SorasBro]

The one time I decided to watch the very bottom part of the video because I'm a pussy, the phone does a weird ghost thing.

[@namehere3922]

I lost it so hard at "Dude, you're a painting..." oh my goooooooooood.

[@NeonGarden91]

first tbfp video i ever saw

[@Conqtorias]

I think the reveal of the monster in this has the best reaction I've heard from any horror lets play I've seen.

[@_Francis_York_Morgan]

"Though we all agree that this game blows, we'd like a playthrough of Rule Of Rose." So says Mr. Stewart.

[@xDoctorChaosx]

I love when the TBF are creeped they talk on and on to hide it and hurry through it.

[@EvangelistOfLolth]

13:40 But Papi's a Harpy! Papi... Parpy...

[@C24U_]

+DrSaering Ah Monster Musume references

[@C24U_]

+DrSaering Ah Monster Musume references

[@letsplayofamadman2218]

what let's play involves woolies saying he did something to his grandmother it would end up paning to his grave

[@rileywhite5037]

The Heavy rain stream I think

[@rileywhite5037]

Actually no, that's probably too recent

[@SHADOWWOLF-im7bz]

I want your goodies

[@TheDustStorm]

We ALL want his goodies

[@SHADOWWOLF-im7bz]

haha

[@islamroks11]

Not your goodies, though. No one wants your goodies.

[@SHADOWWOLF-im7bz]

islamroks11 burn I guess?

[@islamroks11]

Eh, about first-degree.

[@zack9642]

i love matts paul bearer impersonation

[@KoopySandwiches]

The acting in this game is some of the worst I've heard.

[@BRabbit035]

If that spider monster came running at them that would be sick and scary as hell

[@modelmajorpita]

Man, this game just uses all the lazy horror cliches doesn't it?

[@lunacysstraightjacket2121]

I feel like batman was and still is one of those high quality orphans and then later he just fucking funds the orphinariam wishing he could be one once again

[@jedimike7622]

Push Dildo Spider for Summer Slam!

[@PenneRigate7]

"Dude, you're a painting." - Pat

[@Nel_Annette]

So honestly, what happened? Did they break the game by not staying near that mechanical puppet spider thing or is it just fucking off somewhere?

[@dizzirablackrose]

I wondered the same thing.

[@themetalmetroid]

"you are in a woolie hole, you are likely to be eaten by a woolie."

[@bmmbooshoot]

the FMV/real person aspect of this is immersion breaking. also that painting around 8min in? the most pretentious shit i have ever heard. it wasn't scary, it was cringey.

[@poisin224]

"It's probably fine" - Last words in any horror game

[@rileyboy10]

You know whats funny patt, when you spoke about the merry go around, i actually broke my collar bone doing exactly that when i was a kid.

[@JTGallant]

Watching this made me think and realize I would love the concept of Matt, Pat and Woolie in a haunted house. They'd see something creepy being written by a ghost on a chalkboard and get impatient reading it. "Ah, forget it."

[@joshuapryor6636]

That painting man at 8:30 or so reminds me of Douglas from The IT Crowd.

[@watuhboy]

Matt referenced Kill la Kill. I can't help but approve.

[@01Zipang]

I love how matt shits on the sega CD despite it having the best version of Final fight

[@crowskyler]

"Dude, you're a painting." I lost it at the flat delivery. XD

[@Kamboshin]

"...but visual design, just making an area insanely dark is cheEAUGH" "Yeah. Yeah."

[@InfernalDalek]

As fast as you move and with as few steps as you take (sound) I imagine your character taking hilariously long strides.

[@GhostP3]

That emergency light in the basement was the scariest thing in this video hahaha.

[@MiaowGaiGar]

Wow, you get a renewed appreciation for legitimately talented voice actors when you hear enough of the people who made this game try to act.

[@LLschoolJ2]

These past couple of shitstorms I have spent a great abundle of time to partake in have had my I say "shit" endings, chapz.

[@keeenny907]

This is probably the best one yet. It was the scariest and funniest of the shittening

[@The4thSnake]

It would have been great if, when Pat went into the corner, the creature was there when he turned around.

[@AGrayPhantom]

I think this is super hilarious the second time you watch it! That... thing just drops from the ceiling, and I want to learn more about it!

[@go_golden]

The only KZbin channel where you'll hear commentary on Dorm Invasion and Christy Mack over footage of a horror game.

[@OfficialT3N]

"Dude you're a painting"

[@callie5180]

Wow, i can't believe how much anime they've been referencing lately.

[@HappyFaceSticker]

The last thing I heard was, "I'm pressing all of the butt-tens!"

[@EpicHysteria]

I've seen this video so many times

[@EpicHysteria]

Watching it again

[@GigaGanon2]

Thank you. Couldn't place that voice for the life of me.

[@OldIronJohnson]

Honestly, the hair-cutting at 21:30 and Woolie's response is easily one of my favorite moments thus far.

[@danieln271]

I'm still waiting for David cage's new 'masterpiece' play through