I Almost Died (3 times)

[@Haminations]

To those asking why young Bryson has ears and why old Bryson doesn’t: I grew out of them.

[@jedhead5487]

Haminations hello

[@runmemycheck4632]

Haminations i miss my ears i lost my ears two years ago :(

[@rpic6650]

We all do that, it's not weird

[@ticklemytush]

lol i lost them too

[@overbonked9161]

Get new ones

[@InfamousSwoosh]

so did you like get your ears cut off when you grew up or something

[@Haminations]

You’ll grow out of them

[@hplar838]

Ya

[@camdenleaboyt7526]

I wont

[@CamStudioz1]

Everyone does

[@stelladeluca1060]

@@Haminations mmmmkay

[@mr.ditkovich3672]

Bryson: **Runs in the street with no intentions of stopping** God: *“I’m gonna pull what’s called a Pro Gamer Move”*

[@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan]

@@deerliie You fool. You ablsoute imbecile. Can you not take something as simple as a joke?

[@pog2458]

r/woooosh

[@drmrperky]

Annixa its a joke, ik its rude to make fun of God but ATLEAST TAKE A JOKE

[@keegangustafson8891]

How do u get the text like that

[@keegangustafson8891]

@@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Has a point

[@SmoothieStudios1]

4:50 Falling 12 feet onto your head and surviving is possible, but it’s not very likely. Falling from this height can result in severe injuries or death, and the outcome depends on multiple factors. Bryson actually had a heightened chance of surviving because he 1. Fell onto a carpeted floor, 2. Was 9 years old, and 3. Bryson was pretty light (because Kyle was able to pick him up so easily). If Bryson survived the fall, he would require immediate medical attention. People who fall from this height can suffer from skull fractures, internal bleeding, brain injuries, and spinal injuries. Long story short, you can survive a fall from 12 feet, but it’s very unlikely.

[@rmgaming6724]

Wut

[@benverdaas6632]

@@rmgaming6724 hey

[@erikhougen8427]

Huh

[@aaronpitts1247]

Bryson: *I almost died* Brody: *I almost died* Swoosh: *Nothing happens to me*

[@ArnrStuff]

How about Luke he almost died at VidCon

[@aldijanazukic9813]

My family has had so many injuries but me naaaahhhh

[@theg-topia9626]

Where’s Junky?

[@loafuscramwell7602]

i fell down the same pair of stairs 4 or 3 times and i didn't break a bone!

[@AdonileSlushie]

Yooo! Follow my KZbin animation channel. Yes? No?

[@l00nca]

Bryson’s animators: *adds ears for some frames* Everyone: k Me: *panic attack*

[@calebchasemusic]

bryson dosent have animators... He is his own animator..

[@inkling457]

@@calebchasemusic no, he does have animators.

[@gamingwithjflem2423]

I am not use to ear Bryson

[@puddle1296]

@@xianjinn his team is start animations........ (and Nate for backgrounds) check the description... unless there's a r/wooosh.

[@StarAnimations]

I had the same thought when the reference had ears. Haha I guess Bryson grew out of them. Only children have ears.👍

[@Crow_ferret]

Dude, this family's guardian angel is something else

[@Amela759]

Hell yes

[@reosemuel]

god kept the guy. god has plans for the guy too 💥💥

[@snowingtundra4355]

O

[@Bloopeker]

​@@UndercraftYT ?

[@StisMADEbyGod]

ikr

[@SonicandAshKetchum]

'The car that almost hits Bryson" ULTRA INSTINCT MUSIC PLAYS

[@trinigomez839]

Me: *see title* Me: mood *me having a flash black when my sister almost killed me with an knife and chocking on a carrot and almost getting run over by a truck*

[@saction5352]

*Flash backs to where I almost died in a fire, was about to get murdered, and almost got trampled by cars* I have mood

[@sebastianostos3169]

I remeber i almost died by almost getting ran over bu a car

[@sebastianostos3169]

Oh and the carrot choking make me remember about jaiden animation's sub teacher video

[@antgomez9631]

I almost die becuz my bro knife in my ear and a reeeee

[@funeral6907]

flashback where I choked on a chip today lmao-

[@detectivemememachin5011]

Kyle: "Hey guys, I'm so excited to marry Brittany and be a part of the family" Also Kyle: "So anyway I killed Bryson-"

[@davidgannonreal]

Rest of the family: Haha good job we were trying to do that for a while now

[@detectivemememachin5011]

@@davidgannonreal The mother: Brody what did you say this time?

[@inputone3834]

Detective Meme Machin yes that is what he said

[@vn.lla.]

lol

[@maxanimatics3781]

HAHA Nice

[@sourhalo6356]

Bryson: Hey remember that time I almost died? His family: *DO YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN*

[@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114]

Jesus lord loves you and died for your sins repent and have faith to go to heaven

[@sourhalo6356]

@@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 Lol no

[@bigpoggers6507]

@@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 I'm a christian, but like, no need to bring up religion when it's not related man.

[@xxavaxx3151]

@@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 I’m a Christian but like, why bring it up here

[@Luxembourgishsmartass]

@@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 this pfp represents nightmares

[@anjelloproductions]

Bryson: “Any moment we could-“ *BLOWS UP* Me: That escalated quickly

[@neo7287]

Oh hey I watch your vids also lol

[@fathernugget3979]

This guy sounds like he’s 16

[@awful_artist]

Haminations: Don’t die, it’s bad for your health Me: *He is speaking the language of the gods*

[@Ob1tuber]

No What the f**k happened to the floor

[@tutie154]

WHOEVER LIKE THIS COMENT SO MAKE IT MAKES 123!!!!!!!

[@waddleboi5087]

@@Ob1tuber *yes*

[@keizer-wraith4248]

Lol I gave him his 300th like

[@ultimatewolfgaming4171]

Bryson: Dreaming is just logging out of your body. Ulti-Wolf: Dying is just your soul being transferred to the next Plane of Reality. Anti-Wolf: Murder is just forcing someone's soul out of their body early. Wolf 2: Dreams are but a state in between life and death. When you fall asleep, your soul leaves your body, and you are just awaiting the right opportunity for your soul, and your consciousness with it, to be transferred to the next plane of reality upwards.

[@destinygc6082]

Bryson: I almost died Jaiden: I had anorexia and starved James: ._. *Edit* Wait ok 300 likes, wish that was as much as my sub count 😂😅🙂😐😶 please sub

[@kevincornell6238]

DestinyWarrior 08 Illy: Hah! I attempted literal suicide! Beat that.

[@gollygreengiant3177]

@@kevincornell6238 that's not funny

[@joesimpson2009]

@@kevincornell6238 AcTu4ALly tAt w4Z shgurr

[@brittanydalton3419]

DestinyWarrior 08 well do you remember when he stood on a glass hamster container and broke it and the glass shattered on his foot. Sounds pretty traumatic to me 😂

[@kevincornell6238]

Dumbness Playz umm.. I never said it was and I’m sorry if you don’t have the same sense of humor as me.. she worked out her problems I didn’t mean to off end anyone in any way, shape, or form.

[@EleonoraKaratzidou]

"never almost died again" the perfect sentence

[@McleansTD]

My sister, when she was 4 years old almost drowned in a lake, but my dad dived in and saved her life. Also, once, I was at the zoo at the bear part, and then I put my hand down, and my glove fell off, I then attempted to grab my glove and would’ve fallen hadn’t my dad grabbed me. My brother once climbed a tree that was super high. He then fell. My dad then ran to him, grabbed him and saved his life. Super Dad to the rescue 🤣

[@the_marketplace407]

This needs more likes

[@spectorhello3215]

Dad to the rescue!!!!!!!!

[@idkKag]

underrated comment

[@AntiFurSolider]

The life of disaster

[@jacobisverycool]

Super dad!!!

[@GOGGLES_5]

The third one is basically Bryson's 1st encounter with a karen.

[@christineaiello1888]

IK

[@Randomuploadschedule]

The karen should have arrested if the Karen killed Bryson and bryson's brother

[@Kerchoojj]

Lmao yup

[@muddyknowitall815]

True

[@Aceofmaze]

Yeah thats kinda tru

[@wubble5241]

"I'm glad I'm not dead... yet" *_[Don't you dare]_*

[@thatoneweirdo7701]

Haaaa 😈

[@aaronkenworthy203]

*other friends*

[@megacooper6996]

Aaron Kenworthy that's right I heard the story over and over again

[@Neon-Plays-And-Animates.]

Yeah boi

[@cryste11a]

Bryson-2020

[@chrisplourde4862]

Bryson's guardian angel: I feel like the maid! I just picked up this mess! CAN WE KEEP IT CLEAN FOR 10 SECONDS!!!!

[@shade1elispe369]

To answer Brysons question about why he stopped: Keep in mind that this is only a possibility based on rudimentary knowledge. But, not many people know or pay attention to this, but your skin can actually warn you of danger. Its part of the human body’s defense system. There are times when your skin will sense something that your other senses don’t warn you about. So you’ll get this sudden feeling to either do something or stop what you’re doing currently without knowing why. It’s actually why people turn around to face someone who has been staring at them without their knowledge, their skin warned them of something they were unable to see or hear. You may have not seen or heard the car but your skin noticed it’s presence and warned you before it was too late. Then again, this is only a possibility but science supports it 🤷🏿‍♂️

[@AaliyahSmith-kv9zk]

I don’t like you understand what you just said that’s really big sentence but here’s a short sentence

[@AaliyahSmith-kv9zk]

Your brain can you catch of a car you would like make your body stop or it could just be a guardian angel

[@TREYTYLER-ls9us]

also couldnt your subconsiouse mind stop you before you consicley think about it

[@reginazdrojowy9040]

Ye

[@nektaa_6]

So I have spidersence? Cool

[@SteamEngine2607]

"almost never died again" -Bryson 2020

[@SteamEngine2607]

@Cooking With TheYeetHead but uploaded on 2020

[@boonejackman6563]

*never almost died again.

[@bigbootyfart199]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@naritahangchuon4041]

Rip brison 2020_2020

[@sofianarvaiza8495]

Lol

[@lifedoom2922]

"Don't die, it's bad for your health." *thanks I'll try that*

[@japaneseperson3277]

*_H e l t h 100_* This is a joke, oof.

[@squagoon]

That’s pretty hard to do, good luck.

[@SylviaVia-c5v]

5:04 LOOK AT THAT PICTURE IN THE BACKGROUND

[@c_testtt]

“Or was I protected by a guardian angel?” *BRYSON* *ITS* *CALLED* *A* *HAM.*

[@theinfamousbubblemurray]

LMAO

[@ikmopasP]

No it was me

[@lepickle4415]

A guardian ham

[@equinoxonroblox]

*H a m*

[@zingy5000]

Or was I protected by a guardian ham

[@mythicrien8593]

Me: *opens KZbin* KZbin: "Here's the best young KZbinr ever!" Me: ;\/;

[@marcoanimacoes5690]

H E R E S T H E B E

[@phonegloomy]

t h e 🅱️

[@IansProductions]

WEIRDmythical Human no me

[@IansProductions]

Mykal no because the comment said here’s the youngest KZbinr ever talking about Bryson I’m 7

[@KingMonke]

Ian Ickler he meant best ._.

[@arathysr7102]

Bryson:I almost died 3 times! 1M people: Interesting...

[@Chineseconcrete]

How original

[@garfeltrealtbh]

*copied 100*

[@showerybrake7674]

Oh wow, so funny, it’s not like I’ve seen this comment 100 TIMES.

[@sxgtheduelmaster2375]

XD 1.5M

[@sxgtheduelmaster2375]

So what if he copied

[@Ethan_official1652]

“ I was only 5” *Literally holds up 4 fingers*

[@movedto2daccfixer_mixer299]

4:32 Kyle : *so anyways i killed Bryson* Brody : nice bryson’s mom : *BRODY STOP*

[@therealgishere334games8]

4:34

[@Cole_Is_A_Mole]

@@therealgishere334games8no. You're wrong

[@trap8613]

No one: Bryson’s description: *Don’t die, it’s bad for your health.*

[@rodeotcd]

@MCCLARIN JORDANN r/woooosh

[@sciencelover3558]

dead meme and LIKE BEGGER.

[@rodeotcd]

@@sciencelover3558 how is that a meme and how is she begging? Also u think she's begging but check your name

[@trap8613]

I forgot I commented this- And this is just a comment. I didn’t even think about begging for likes.

[@lucron12]

She isn’t begging

[@soptheace3594]

Bryson: doesn’t die The grim reaper to themself: you had one job

[@nicefloweytheoverseer7632]

Grim Reaper only collects the dead souls, he doesnt kill them.

[@HiMyNameIsAughh1]

1:30: THE "AGES 13 AND UP" CHILDREN POOPED THEIR PANTS AND LOOK LIKE "5-" CHILDREN FR

[@leviathanstudios7396]

Bryson: runs across the street while someone is speeding Guardian angel: what I’m about to do is called a pro gamer move

[@Alvionalx]

Lol

[@qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv-c2b]

Bryson: *ALMOST OOFS*

[@jellyburrito7808]

Bryson Hen Guardian Angel Was Like Nope: (OOFS)

[@tposecat2276]

*OH YEAH IT’S BIG BRAIN TIME*

[@TealEyesPersonal]

Let me stop you right there

[@tombstone3635]

5:11 Look at the painting in the background (this edit is a time capsule)

[@Zerodott]

Is A but

[@ashtonbrown7456]

Lol

[@Windows_fanboy]

KILL THE PAINTING.

[@tombstone3635]

@@Zerodott yes

[@DEW-WEEB]

Ayo

[@gabriellecrocker6783]

I never almost died again, -bryson 2020

[@quackmaster6922]

*Quack*

[@Jedidiah_Everton]

*Death*

[@susiedonaldson7846]

LOL

[@Vopkir]

People still watching now lol

[@Albert_Bruhno]

Yet

[@Sharkyzdaking]

One day when I animate, I’ll have a plush sponsor like haminations, His name will be Fudzy.

[@JJ-ml7pq]

“The sound shattered the air and shook me to the core.” I *love* that line.

[@JANCOff1al]

What is your line?

[@nuvlae]

@@JANCOff1al what

[@ilike_potatoes]

"I'm glad I'm not dead." *YET*

[@funnithefunniest5494]

*BOOM*

[@deliamantes6708]

*explosion*

[@mattheweirdo]

BOoOOOOOoM

[@funnithefunniest5494]

Delia Mantes why do people copy my comment

[@funnithefunniest5494]

GhostTown bruh i already said this

[@Ggaattoo]

Anvil: Falls near Bryson Byrson: "I almost died right now"Still calm

[@yippeekayay]

Ah yes byrson

[@hithere2972]

*explodes*

[@crobosnian77]

Funny...I dont remember the name beer-son

[@Ggaattoo]

@@crobosnian77 I love typos

[@ghinaahmed6709]

See that ham plushie thing? I feel like he forgot to animate it in one place. It's everywhere 😂

[@mollygartrell7701]

Kyle: so any way I killed Bryson Brody: haha nice Bryson’s mum: Brody stop

[@jadyn8642]

KZbin: Hey this guy has 23 comments Me: Can I see? KZbin: Uhh no Me: Wait what? KZbin: DID I STUTTER

[@ebyttwooosix8141]

Digit Beasts no

[@smoothjazz6931]

EBYT TWOOOSIX yes

[@melspary3420]

@@niety5914 wow

[@marcusaha9498]

This vid 25 minus ago comment 27 minus ago

[@bigchungus5435]

1:41

[@tumasamo6936]

Bryson: Running to house. God: *Puts glue on where bryson is gonna step* Bryson again: *Stops*

[@umitefe9949]

Frick the Prank didnt work

[@karmajr19boi47]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Pupter]

glue takes time to dry and since it's getting hit by rain it wouldn't have dried. I'm just saying.

[@tree5]

@۝*wolves_forlife*۝ anime be like

[@tarntayapiyawatkgc2922]

Bryson:*running on the street to get to his house* God:*knowing what is going to happen if he doesn’t stop running* *sends a guardian angel to make him stop*

[@SatRoCraft]

Bryson I am happy because you encouraged me to start animation I LEARNT HOW MUCH TIME IT TAKES TO MAKE ONE! But it was all worth it. @satrocraft the video is a blade ball video. I love your channel!

[@DriverNeku]

"I'm afraid people can't escape death Jerry.." "But not haminations, he can outrun death" *Meanwhile* Reaper: come back here Haminations: nah

[@x1h122]

Reaper: I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL JUICE Haminations: ok if you can catch me *starts Naruto running* Continue the story now boio

[@DriverNeku]

I had to like my own comment to get 69 likes, forgive me for I have sinned

[@x1h122]

@@DriverNeku i forgive

[@runarigus]

**police appear and shoot bryson in the head**

[@Jazzzzzy]

Hamination: “nah I don’t really feel like it”

[@user-jf4ew2ly7v]

5:56 Oh look it’s a Karen

[@PavementSpit]

This should be on r/entitledparents

[@AnoxmoosOG]

Bryson: *almost dies* Swoosh: my scars are overly Exaggerated

[@Something-nh5ds]

Hes speaking the language of gods doe

[@DarleneMillan]

I MISS THIS INTRO SO MUCH I LOVE IT

[@bridanthegamer7746]

Bryson: about to die by car God: I’m about to SAVE this kids whole career Edit: lol meme reference ecsept diffrent

[@shreddedwheats]

Brian Daniel roblox it was actually because when lightning strikes near, you will get a tingling feel or just stop

[@bridanthegamer7746]

•cherrii vanilla’s world aj• Oh ok

[@shreddedwheats]

Brian Daniel roblox I know it was a joke just wanted to say

[@bridanthegamer7746]

•cherrii vanilla’s world aj• OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok

[@ikmopasP]

Yeah I saved him

[@Tunafishling]

The scariest part is that he remembers it so clearly

[@goodmrningusa]

probably because its a vivid memory + trauma maybe

[@lindsayp9805]

Wow

[@xblopcatchillin7464]

He might have got told the stories

[@MeleeFox2004]

@@xblopcatchillin7464 what about 3:17?

[@jordanlee-uz8gv]

your going to remember when you almost die

[@cloudtie990]

Bryson: it’s for you to choose a guardian angel or luck Me: ultra instinct

[@joebreaux5486]

person that I'm replying to: ULTRA INSTINCT me: *plays theme music of ultra instinct*

[@The_Cheesemanguy]

5:16 "I Pooped In The Shower Once"💀😭

[@swift-vq8qs]

Bryson "Don't die, it’s bad for your health." health 100

[@Boywithalowvoice]

*cheers I'll drink to that bro*

[@osaiasisiosifa3845]

LOL

[@DB_Shorts08]

helth

[@sophiebunny5119]

Lol

[@iceteatree8338]

Helth 👍

[@neutralnoob4599]

Nobody: Not even a single soul: Brody: *Is hE deD?*

[@noexceptions6956]

Love my hero academia

[@neutralnoob4599]

Ikr, it's amazing

[@mairamoran1444]

*[B R O D Y S T O P]*

[@patrickwitmermaidman3773]

Brody stop

[@keikei-se6ui]

It's dead 🤓

[@cutiepatootie4094]

'Dont die, it's bad for your health' Man I almost suffocated on my popcorn reading that.

[@jameswoodhouse4737]

I mean is he wrong?

[@somethingenglish9723]

Don’t suffocate on your popcorn, it’s bad for your health.

[@J0hnB09]

@@michaelokawa6870 almost? *ALMOST?*

[@Yohan-qp7iv]

🤨 wha-

[@xD-nj7yu]

@Ghost Same man

[@WyattDinsmore]

I love how every single time he inmates himself dead his brother Brody’s always like “nice no more brother” *i know by existence but it’s a joke*

[@laurablackmon69]

6:30 Bryson: “Whatever it was, I’m glad I’m not dead… YET…” *dies of death*

[@guysimlemonreal]

@Beeny the JellyBean kk

[@MeleeFox2004]

Bryson was slain by slain

[@jackgacha9981]

It is true he would have died from bad luck or age

[@kloc1245]

Everyone who doesn’t subscribe: eh he won’t die. Bryson: *dies from taxes*

[@19NooNaDa]

Besrat Fanta ik this isn’t reddit but r/ihadastroke r/youngpeopleyoutube

[@shreddedwheats]

ilkunoonada Ku bro- nothing in that was a stroke or young like-

[@Narumaq123]

Besrat Fanta What?

[@19NooNaDa]

•cherrii vanilla’s world aj• i’m stupid okay-

[@shreddedwheats]

ilkunoonada Ku no your not

[@gemmadapotato8193]

Someone: did you die? Bryson: *well yes, but actually no.*

[@cashmoneyanimates1710]

Well no but actually no

[@lecukumbre30]

This has 69 likes, don't you dare ruin it

[@bluecoldtails6884]

Underrated

[@zealous5638]

Brody: Awww.

[@SuperNoora88]

@@cashmoneyanimates1710 that was funnier than the actual comment ( _my opinion_ )

[@fivenightsatraffy8397]

Bryson: am i dead . Brody: is he dead. Brody:aww hes not dead.

[@KaotikGood]

Bryson: Almost Dies Brody: Is He Dead? Bryson: I AM IMMORTAL FOOL

[@cadefilms4072]

Am I dead

[@FOEMyriad]

Ahh He’s Not Dead

[@HuntedBrit]

Awesome Amir Gaming brodyanimates STOP

[@KaotikGood]

@@HuntedBrit I'm just a kid for god's sake

[@HuntedBrit]

NB-rex *slaps* STOP

[@asaltylego4751]

Me: [sees the title] Me: Haha. Mood. (Vietnam flashbacks to nearly getting hit by a truck at 2, taking a pill at three, and either probably going to fall or starve to death while bouldering)

[@vidalmis2470]

uh WHAT!?

[@sukokium]

the disk: "Don't die, it’s bad for your health." me: "sarcasm"

[@SteelPole76]

0:46 Brysons voice sounds so much more different now 😢

[@spriet_]

He's immortal... Also he has eternal youth He still sounds like a child! I'm sorry please don't kill me.

[@Uncle-Death]

I doubt anyone would want a prison sentence.

[@IvoryLoaf]

@@Uncle-Death homeless people

[@maxmanchik]

So, basically Haminations is some kind of Kryptonian? Or just Jesus himself

[@malaikamazome6520]

Dead

[@what-es8gf]

No...no he got a point

[@tyyler]

bryson: life is good james: relatable

[@vanthemanproductions9185]

Bryson: has a whole monologue about death in the start "Sir this is a wendys" Edit: I know nobody cares but holy crap the likes!! Thank you guys so much

[@thedriestpuddle3560]

😂😂😂

[@lif3y3]

*Sir please step out of the storage*

[@LaHojaTonta2763]

FINALLY THIS VIDEO IS RELATABLE oh… that’s not a good thing

[@hgbcjbx]

"Life is great!" Me with diabetes: *okay then*

[@electrocuti]

@Rohan Mistry rip gramps

[@hgbcjbx]

@Rohan Mistry oh no! im sorry for your loss

[@ykitsgrant]

Jack Squires I have it too...

[@funnymandev]

@Rohan Mistry omg 😭

[@estrellaaracelyjarquinorti8770]

@Rohan Mistry I so sorry for your loss:(

[@sunareii]

Bryson: makes a video about almost dying *a few videos later* Bryson: *uploads a video about pain*

[@somerandomguyintheinternet]

oh yeah its all coming together now.

[@k1nd3r_85]

LOL

[@ringost4rr]

Lmao

[@blazefighter3849]

ok

[@Aaron-hq4dr]

P A I N T R A I N

[@devyn.]

Cabinet: *Falls over* Baskets: *"Come, this is no place to die."*

[@duccoidrewwheniwassix3108]

Underrated

[@jodismith147]

Brody:is he dead *I hope*

[@HiMyNameIsAughh1]

2:13: IMORTANT HOUSE MOVING THINGS?

[@horarypigeon4847]

God rn seeing how he hasnt died after all his attacks. ʘ‿ʘ

[@Cluxystardom]

Lol

[@connerdroddy4834]

LoL

[@xXCherriBxbaXx]

Lol

[@glitch_kitti6261]

LoL

[@x-kat-xd6295]

Lol

[@the_dill_pickle2217]

2:10 let me just say that, that string aniation was flawless 10/10

[@when_the_uhhhhh]

H Y P N O L U L L A B Y

[@MistedFall]

@@when_the_uhhhhh you’re odd

[@MistedFall]

Very odd

[@freshi254]

@@when_the_uhhhhh Bryson lullaby Bottom text

[@when_the_uhhhhh]

Freshiaudi imagine if the circle thing is a mini ham

[@Tabbybee]

Animated Bryson: *has no ears* Young Bryson: *has ears* Real life Bryson: *also has ears*

[@zla_204]

It’s a cartoon

[@Tabbybee]

@@zla_204 ... No-

[@coffee1537]

@@zla_204 and thats a joke

[@scrappi6008]

@@zla_204 nah my guy, it’s a comment

[@carpenter_4lifee]

@@zla_204 r/woooosh

[@art_freaklol9052]

Dang Jesus really said "Nah it ain't your time yet, dawg."

[@GooseObvi]

"Several Brysons were almost harmed in the making of this video" -Bryson

[@Jsubmac]

Error in Bryson of what he was saying versions of brysons in time

[@dreamlandbattle]

*Please subscribe so he dosen't die from taxes.*

[@purplejellybean1883]

"And after that I have never almost died again" -Bryson/Haminations

[@mcdooge3143]

WOAH really he said that?!?! Omg i NEVER could have imagined that he would ever said that😱

[@JJHadi]

@@mcdooge3143 lol did you

[@kristinapatton1756]

Wait what

[@ghost3578]

Bryson: Everybody 13+ Every kid under 13: What I’m gonna do is called a pro gamer move.

[@p0tomeat]

Burnt Pancakuu ᴥ so me who is 11

[@srinithiramaiah5874]

9

[@aboe81]

8

[@tacobdf6464]

8 bruh

[@ghost3578]

Its a joke please do not go after me

[@silviutudor9775]

4:26 I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS WHOLE PART!

[@stupidsuri9380]

Brody: *Is happy becuase Bryson almost died 3 times* Bryson: Triggered Edit: Thx for the likes

[@velocityzx7310]

Nice ammount of likes

[@With3r3dW0lf]

I once almost died when I was 6 tumbling down the basement stairs and now I'm here at 2am on my brand new bed contemplating my life 😀🔫

[@Imnothere_23]

Okayyy

[@fluffgalaxy4884]

I almost broke my neck, by running into a pole, in a car park, because there was a car coming, so it was luck because it was either i got ran over by a car or broke my neck, but i didnt break my neck so, luck?

[@roodgaminfox7668]

I was a crazy kid i watched atv movies and channels at the time so i thought i could do a frontflip off my grandmas porch i tried rolled on my neck and made it look like i broke my neck but i didn't also i split my head open so u could my skull trying to parkour across the living room

[@clarke_griswold3680]

I would grab my mattress and use it as a sled down the sled... I was a idiot

[@hedonyeet8407]

I once almost died when I...

[@planetpaws4948]

“Was I stopped by a guardian angel, or was it luck?” Me: *I N S T I N C T*

[@くらっくへど]

Well its true,I dodged a mitorcycle and a car using instinct and im fairly good at dodging punches but im hella weak and skinny

[@A_Person9900]

It is instinct, I know because I always doge video game bosses random attacks by instinct

[@richiele2131]

I don’t know what I’m doing. Help me. Same

[@Lainonline_]

O M G

[@JuliaeSophie]

Broad: is he dead? Bryson: am i dead? Broad: uhg he din't died

[@salisburysteak_]

Bryson: almost died 3 times Harry Potter: fakes dying

[@LadyMythos315]

Harry did almost die during the chamber of secrets cause he got bit my basilisk

[@Animal-In-Captivity]

If Bryson hadn’t stopped. TOp tEn YoUTubErS WhO DiEd BeFOrRe ThEY WEre yOutUberS PaRT OnE

[@GuestDumb]

Yep

[@bibi8204]

XD

[@katherynnephrite5115]

Nice title

[@edzzj.pujadas3629]

How would they kno if he was gonna be a youtuber when he was still 9?-

[@Animal-In-Captivity]

im a ravioli it’s the joke

[@dogsareawesome9197]

Yesterday, i had a very similar experience to your last story. I was going around my dads truck, which was park VERY close to the road. I was about to go onto the road when a car ZOOMED past me. I stopped in my tracks. Had i gone a few seconds later, i wouldve gotten seriously injured or killed.

[@MarProcrastinating]

OH

[@emuls197666]

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[@unknownthecat]

are you still brain still scarred from near death

[@boingyboop4960]

I wonder if we humans just have some sort of instinct that can sense danger

[@Pineaple878]

honestly probably, could be our brain not trusting it or paranoia makes us freeze

[@dilekbicer2955]

“Or was I protected by a guardian Angel?” BRYSON ITS CALLED HAM

[@spinnerfiget6063]

“Don’t die it’s bad for your health” -Bryson Beautiful

[@kittenloverfreyaowo5267]

That profile picture tho is super adorbs

[@stormthefox1482]

uwu

[@ghostlygamer3429]

bryson: *dies* his brother: soooooo, I killed him brody: n o i c e

[@roseroberts1875]

BRODY *slaps* STOP

[@DiegoKohtz]

Brody stop

[@milkclan8127]

Coffin dance

[@chango2840]

Brody, STOP >:c

[@gearoid4660]

@@chango2840 u stop Jk

[@RepxQnc]

Title: "I almost died 3 times" Me: "yo thats a pro gamer move dawg"

[@h5xn]

*pro gamer move

[@wolup]

*dwag

[@ellie_L0V3RX]

0:28 “because at any moment-“ *explodes*

[@gr8britton429]

he’s not lucky, he just has a good life chair.

[@danselursua1994]

I got run over once

[@chair4971]

Cheese balls

[@Kelzad69420]

Nah he just have rbg gaming life chair

[@zachnado69]

@@chair4971 i agree, that makes total sense

[@TheTypicalRobot]

lol

[@sarahstilllost3157]

Me forgetting he is literally 19 : "Wait, taxes, isn't he only like 16..?" Him: "EXCUSE ME"

[@astromakes3954]

Lol

[@salazasauceproductions5100]

HE'S 19 I THOUGHT HE WAS 13/14

[@sarahstilllost3157]

@@salazasauceproductions5100 You're not alone, we all did

[@smthpy]

"I'm glad I'm not dead, yet" Coronavirus: *You are about to enjoy total death*

[@SCP--ui5jr]

True dat

[@TA37GD__CricketSurry]

LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH

[@gio_playsl1128]

Lol

[@Just-Felix]

It is less dangerous then car crashes

[@smthpy]

@@Just-Felix true

[@TheSonicfanandMinecraft]

6:19 Jesus stopped you to keep you alive bro. Thank him.

[@Trdabbb]

There might be someone protecting me It’s the HAM it’s protecting Bryson HAM HAM HAM

[@nerdyanimator3214]

Bryson: “Don’t die, it’s bad for your health” Me: **Sees explosión** Also me: **Almost died for laughter**

[@vanessalenihan5307]

@KadensGames he means he almost died F R O M laughter

[@vanessalenihan5307]

@KadensGames ya mean Grammer? There's no spelling mistake, only a Grammer mistake

[@vanessalenihan5307]

@KadensGames *_s h e i t_*

[@xxvioletcookiexx1668]

@@vanessalenihan5307 can't even say the correct way you a kid like me................im proud

[@vanessalenihan5307]

@@xxvioletcookiexx1668 have you ever heard of a joke/meme? *_r/wooooooooooooooosh_*

[@The_Music_Devil]

I also have a story that I may have died from or something! So- when I was younger, like probably 7, I was tired but couldn't fall asleep and have always just kinda stared off at something when I can't sleep. So I decided to open my bedroom curtain and stare at the moon like always. Right outside my room was a strange man. He was walking, but then froze. He was maybe 3 feet away from my window, possibly even less. I could tell he was holding a weapon, but lighting was dim so I was unable to clearly make out what it was. I stared at him for quite some time, not breaking eye contact nor blinking(its a skill I somehow developed that just never disappeared). He kinda just looked scared. Looking back, he had literally no reason to be scared, as I was a child and he was an adult man holding a weapon. I may have just looked intimidating. Then again, I do have a guardian demonic angel woman who I only know actually exists because she helps me clean around the house and can move objects, so she may have been the reason for his fear. I probably should have screamed or something, but I was tired and it didn't register in my brain until way late. Anyways- I woke up the next morning and the realization hit me. I was freaked the fuck out but didn't say anything because he could have been a dream or just another ghost from the graveyard. Later that day, the sheriff comes knocking on our door and held up a mugshot of the man I had seen that night. Apparently, he was an escaped serial killer. Ha. I have still only told like 3 people irl about this instance to this day. And none of them believe me. So yeah; I came face to face with an escaped serial killer who was holding a weapon and came out unscathed. Still haven't figured out why he didn't just break into our home and kill me for seeing him, but hey, I'm alive now. Also I don't know if he ever got caught or not, seeing as I was 7 and nobody in our home keeps up with the news. Also, as for why I didn't speak up to the sheriff when he asked about it, I was very quiet and still am and barely spoke a word back then, also it was adult conversation so I didn't understand some of the words being used.

[@Bumble._.Jellybottom]

pretty insane story

[@The_Music_Devil]

@@Bumble._.Jellybottom yeahh not even I believe it at this point so I don't really care if you don't- it sounded as if you were calling it fabricated so if not sorry

[@Blissful_Think1ng]

Cool

[@Rafi-sd9el]

how did you type so long took me 5 mins for me to read

[@The_Music_Devil]

@@Rafi-sd9el simple. I'm an author XD

[@the_dolphin_pod]

This is the definition of “your guardian Angel is working over time”