I Almost Died (3 times)

Don't die, it’s bad for your health.
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The Team :)
Production / Project Manager: Nate
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Animator: Star Animations (Annie bearden)
/ @staranimations
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Equipment:
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Mic- Audio Technica AT 2020
Fanart:
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Thank You:
Thanks for all the support guys! This Is a dream come true that you make possible!
Wow, you read all of this? You are dedicated my friend, I bless you with the power to not die... yup, you are now immortal, (very real, not a scam)

[@Haminations]

To those asking why young Bryson has ears and why old Bryson doesn’t: I grew out of them.

[@jedhead5487]

Haminations hello

[@runmemycheck4632]

Haminations i miss my ears i lost my ears two years ago :(

[@rpic6650]

We all do that, it's not weird

[@ticklemytush]

lol i lost them too

[@overbonked9161]

Get new ones

[@mr.ditkovich3672]

Bryson: **Runs in the street with no intentions of stopping** God: *“I’m gonna pull what’s called a Pro Gamer Move”*

[@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan]

@@deerliie You fool. You ablsoute imbecile. Can you not take something as simple as a joke?

[@pog2458]

r/woooosh

[@c411x]

Annixa its a joke, ik its rude to make fun of God but ATLEAST TAKE A JOKE

[@keegangustafson8891]

How do u get the text like that

[@keegangustafson8891]

@@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan Has a point

[@Twilled_Hotline]

fun fact: just for whoever is curiuos, there is some text at 6:54 that litterally appears for about a frame then an explosion occures. i was able to capture it on camera, it said: "and give him your credit number with the expiration date and the 3 weekly digits on the back."

[@HorsemanHeadless]

Bro does not know how to spell💀💀

[@A_question_mark0]

It’s “and give him your credit card number with the expiration date and the 3 wacky numbers on the back (small text) that’s just a joke please don’t I don’t wanna get sued”

[@user-bh2je1bv6b]

NAW ID WIN💀

[@KanyaTheWolf]

Bryson: Wanna hear how I came close to dying...? Me: *quickly pauses the video and asks myself how many times I was almost run over by a car*

[@jasperbracegirdle7206]

Lol

[@aaronpitts1247]

Bryson: *I almost died* Brody: *I almost died* Swoosh: *Nothing happens to me*

[@APAM-ArnrStuff]

How about Luke he almost died at VidCon

[@aldijanazukic9813]

My family has had so many injuries but me naaaahhhh

[@theg-topia9626]

Where’s Junky?

[@loafuscramwell7602]

i fell down the same pair of stairs 4 or 3 times and i didn't break a bone!

[@AdonileSlushie]

Yooo! Follow my KZbin animation channel. Yes? No?

[@InfamousSwoosh]

so did you like get your ears cut off when you grew up or something

[@Haminations]

You’ll grow out of them

[@hplar838]

Ya

[@camdenleaboyt7526]

I wont

[@CamStudioz1]

Everyone does

[@stelladeluca1060]

@@Haminations mmmmkay

[@JeremyGaming-ks6io]

Omg, I am watching this 3y later and from the vids he’s making now, his voice, sounds 100x different from his current videos

[@arviebuenafe522]

Merry christmas haminations and a happy new year

[@anjelloproductions]

Bryson: “Any moment we could-“ *BLOWS UP* Me: That escalated quickly

[@neo7287]

Oh hey I watch your vids also lol

[@fathernugget3979]

This guy sounds like he’s 16

[@l00nca]

Bryson’s animators: *adds ears for some frames* Everyone: k Me: *panic attack*

[@calebchasemusic]

bryson dosent have animators... He is his own animator..

[@inkling457]

@@calebchasemusic no, he does have animators.

[@gamingwithjflem2423]

I am not use to ear Bryson

[@puddle1296]

@@xianjinn his team is start animations........ (and Nate for backgrounds) check the description... unless there's a r/wooosh.

[@StarAnimations]

I had the same thought when the reference had ears. Haha I guess Bryson grew out of them. Only children have ears.👍

[@YourGurlCE]

This was definitely God.😇😇😊😊🙏

[@Archie.-yb3zo]

Or maybe satan didn’t want him😈

[@mad.2.cool.4.u7]

oh😊

[@pardonchivaka8952]

Well I am glad to hear that everyone single one of you are safe ❤

[@sussykidv4207]

Bryson: i almost died 3 times Thanos: Impossible

[@SpiderS0nic]

Thanos: am I a joke to you I literally destroy half the universe permanently ( almost ) Bryson : did you die? Thanos : correct wait fu "disappears dramatically" Bryson : HA!!!

[@trafficracer124]

Please don't ruin the comment.

[@wubble5241]

"I'm glad I'm not dead... yet" *_[Don't you dare]_*

[@thatoneweirdo7701]

Haaaa 😈

[@aaronkenworthy203]

*other friends*

[@megacooper6996]

Aaron Kenworthy that's right I heard the story over and over again

[@Neon-Plays-And-Animates.]

Yeah boi

[@cryste11a]

Bryson-2020

[@hoagtech]

i love your channel it's the best

[@endofthezirp]

Who wants so much luck 🍀

[@jumpoffmyshytdude]

Me

[@jackawesomeness6168]

Me

[@Qqtujiiuu]

MeeeeeeeeeEEEeEeEeE

[@sourhalo6356]

Bryson: Hey remember that time I almost died? His family: *DO YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST IDEA HOW LITTLE THAT NARROWS IT DOWN*

[@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114]

Jesus lord loves you and died for your sins repent and have faith to go to heaven

[@sourhalo6356]

@@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 Lol no

[@bigpoggers6507]

@@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 I'm a christian, but like, no need to bring up religion when it's not related man.

[@xxavaxx3151]

@@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 I’m a Christian but like, why bring it up here

[@Luxembourgishsmartass]

@@jesuslovesyouandisthewayto1114 this pfp represents nightmares

[@detectivemememachin5011]

Kyle: "Hey guys, I'm so excited to marry Brittany and be a part of the family" Also Kyle: "So anyway I killed Bryson-"

[@davidgannonreal]

Rest of the family: Haha good job we were trying to do that for a while now

[@detectivemememachin5011]

@@davidgannonreal The mother: Brody what did you say this time?

[@inputone3834]

Detective Meme Machin yes that is what he said

[@charredmonkey53]

lol

[@maxanimatics3781]

HAHA Nice

[@ARandomAccount-nm1nh]

My friend literally got hit pretty badly by a car yesterday, but was only in the hospital for a day and made it out fine, which I’m extremely thankful for

[@jaydonkelly2299]

I love your videos😊

[@c_testtt]

“Or was I protected by a guardian angel?” *BRYSON* *ITS* *CALLED* *A* *HAM.*

[@Biskye]

LMAO

[@ikmopasP]

No it was me

[@lepickle4415]

A guardian ham

[@equinoxonroblox]

*H a m*

[@zingy5000]

Or was I protected by a guardian ham

[@trap8613]

No one: Bryson’s description: *Don’t die, it’s bad for your health.*

[@godbro.]

@MCCLARIN JORDANN r/woooosh

[@sciencelover3558]

dead meme and LIKE BEGGER.

[@godbro.]

@@sciencelover3558 how is that a meme and how is she begging? Also u think she's begging but check your name

[@trap8613]

I forgot I commented this- And this is just a comment. I didn’t even think about begging for likes.

[@lucron12]

She isn’t begging

[@eltongumbira3826]

love ur video

[@Bazzieisaweirdo312]

Am Inter only one who noticed that all of the kids names start with a B?

[@hasgamerforever]

No

[@EggsOnBacon]

No

[@DriverNeku]

"I'm afraid people can't escape death Jerry.." "But not haminations, he can outrun death" *Meanwhile* Reaper: come back here Haminations: nah

[@x1h122]

Reaper: I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL JUICE Haminations: ok if you can catch me *starts Naruto running* Continue the story now boio

[@DriverNeku]

I had to like my own comment to get 69 likes, forgive me for I have sinned

[@x1h122]

@@DriverNeku i forgive

[@runarigus]

**police appear and shoot bryson in the head**

[@Jazzzzzy]

Hamination: “nah I don’t really feel like it”

[@trinigomez839]

Me: *see title* Me: mood *me having a flash black when my sister almost killed me with an knife and chocking on a carrot and almost getting run over by a truck*

[@saction5352]

*Flash backs to where I almost died in a fire, was about to get murdered, and almost got trampled by cars* I have mood

[@sebastianostos3169]

I remeber i almost died by almost getting ran over bu a car

[@sebastianostos3169]

Oh and the carrot choking make me remember about jaiden animation's sub teacher video

[@antgomez9631]

I almost die becuz my bro knife in my ear and a reeeee

[@funeral6907]

flashback where I choked on a chip today lmao-

[@outloudreadingwithzennaand8994]

i love your videos bryson

[@UltraPlasmaMan]

Thank God you were able to live to give us these awesome animations. God is good man :)

[@SteamEngine2607]

"almost never died again" -Bryson 2020

[@SteamEngine2607]

@Cooking With TheYeetHead but uploaded on 2020

[@boonejackman6563]

*never almost died again.

[@fartsmella231]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@naritahangchuon4041]

Rip brison 2020_2020

[@sofianarvaiza8495]

Lol

[@Crow_ferret]

Dude, this family's guardian angel is something else

[@Amela759]

Hell yes

[@reosemuel]

god kept the guy. god has plans for the guy too 💥💥

[@snowingtundra4355]

O

[@Bloopeker]

​@@UndercraftYT ?

[@macaiahwells4295]

ikr

[@lifedoom2922]

"Don't die, it's bad for your health." *thanks I'll try that*

[@japaneseperson3277]

*_H e l t h 100_* This is a joke, oof.

[@squagoon]

That’s pretty hard to do, good luck.

[@mythicrienanimations8593]

Me: *opens KZbin* KZbin: "Here's the best young KZbinr ever!" Me: ;\/;

[@marcoanimacoes5690]

H E R E S T H E B E

[@phonegloomy]

t h e 🅱️

[@IansProductions]

WEIRDmythical Human no me

[@IansProductions]

Mykal no because the comment said here’s the youngest KZbinr ever talking about Bryson I’m 7

[@KingMonke]

Ian Ickler he meant best ._.

[@Dylan577games]

2:19 "Feed Gremlins" "Find Bed For Gremlins"

[@jimmykindred1028]

Bro your videos are so good and funny 😆

[@destinygc6082]

Bryson: I almost died Jaiden: I had anorexia and starved James: ._. *Edit* Wait ok 300 likes, wish that was as much as my sub count 😂😅🙂😐😶 please sub

[@kevincornell6238]

DestinyWarrior 08 Illy: Hah! I attempted literal suicide! Beat that.

[@gollygreengiant3177]

@@kevincornell6238 that's not funny

[@joesimpson2009]

@@kevincornell6238 AcTu4ALly tAt w4Z shgurr

[@brittanydalton3419]

DestinyWarrior 08 well do you remember when he stood on a glass hamster container and broke it and the glass shattered on his foot. Sounds pretty traumatic to me 😂

[@kevincornell6238]

Dumbness Playz umm.. I never said it was and I’m sorry if you don’t have the same sense of humor as me.. she worked out her problems I didn’t mean to off end anyone in any way, shape, or form.

[@leviathanstudios7396]

Bryson: runs across the street while someone is speeding Guardian angel: what I’m about to do is called a pro gamer move

[@Alvionalx]

Lol

[@HollyLamovsky]

Bryson: *ALMOST OOFS*

[@jellyburrito7808]

Bryson Hen Guardian Angel Was Like Nope: (OOFS)

[@tposecat2276]

*OH YEAH IT’S BIG BRAIN TIME*

[@TealEyesPersonal]

Let me stop you right there

[@mrdave8765]

why do i feel this nostagic moment when i wached this nearly 4 years ago, and sortly before now i wanted to say "life isnt worth it lets just jump out of my window thats over 10 meters above the ground like my brother when he was like 6 years old but never ended up doing it". Ahh those times

[@Monty14R]

“Brody! Stop.”

[@elljaynewhitex]

“BRODY!” *slaps*

[@planetpaws4948]

“Was I stopped by a guardian angel, or was it luck?” Me: *I N S T I N C T*

[@user-hn7uu3ob4h]

Well its true,I dodged a mitorcycle and a car using instinct and im fairly good at dodging punches but im hella weak and skinny

[@APerson-if4qs]

It is instinct, I know because I always doge video game bosses random attacks by instinct

[@richiele2131]

I don’t know what I’m doing. Help me. Same

[@Lainonline_]

O M G

[@neutralnoob4599]

Nobody: Not even a single soul: Brody: *Is hE deD?*

[@noexceptions6956]

Love my hero academia

[@neutralnoob4599]

Ikr, it's amazing

[@mairamoran1444]

*[B R O D Y S T O P]*

[@patrickwitmermaidman3773]

Brody stop

[@keikei-se6ui]

It's dead 🤓

[@SmiteGGYT]

Congrats on 6 mil ham!!!

[@GHRBJRC]

One second later, and you almost died the way he said oh great he’s dead. I love it. That got my toes off.💀

[@BowlCat]

Anvil: Falls near Bryson Byrson: "I almost died right now"Still calm

[@yippeekayay]

Ah yes byrson

[@hithere2972]

*explodes*

[@crobosnian77]

Funny...I dont remember the name beer-son

[@BowlCat]

@@crobosnian77 I love typos

[@devyn.]

Cabinet: *Falls over* Baskets: *"Come, this is no place to die."*

[@duccoidrewwheniwassix3108]

Underrated

[@jodismith147]

Brody:is he dead *I hope*

[@peterosullivan4764]

"Feed gremlins" "Find beds for gremlins"

[@CaatKitty0]

I'm watching this 4 years after it came out. His voice is so light

[@soptheace3594]

Bryson: doesn’t die The grim reaper to themself: you had one job

[@nicefloweytheoverseer7632]

Grim Reaper only collects the dead souls, he doesnt kill them.

[@sukokium]

the disk: "Don't die, it’s bad for your health." me: "sarcasm"

[@MiguelGonzalez-wi9nd]

Him jumping on the cabinet with that face why is it so funny 😂😂

[@jeffcoughlin1728]

Last year I didn't love your animation 5 years ago I love your newer animation

[@smthpy]

"I'm glad I'm not dead, yet" Coronavirus: *You are about to enjoy total death*

[@SCP--ui5jr]

True dat

[@TA37GD__CricketSurry]

LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH

[@gio_playsl1128]

Lol

[@Just-Felix]

It is less dangerous then car crashes

[@smthpy]

@@Just-Felix true

[@ghost3578]

Bryson: Everybody 13+ Every kid under 13: What I’m gonna do is called a pro gamer move.

[@p0tomeat]

Burnt Pancakuu ᴥ so me who is 11

[@srinithiramaiah5874]

9

[@aboe81]

8

[@tacobdf6464]

8 bruh

[@ghost3578]

Its a joke please do not go after me

[@Silix315]

Wait, let me list how often I nearly died: falling off a cliff (ER) nearly falling off a balcony from 20m nearly getting run over twice falling off the scooter and rolling down the mountain (ER) complications in one of my 8 surgeries (I'm normal; I don't have any chronic diseases, I'm just really clumsy and often break a bone). So in conclusion, I nearly died 6 times, went to the ER twice, and was once in the Trauma room. So yeah, I don't know how I'm still alive.

[@ThatOneAquaMonk]

The description, “Don’t die, it’s bad for your health” :D, THAT LINE IS INSPIRING

[@RepxQnc]

Title: "I almost died 3 times" Me: "yo thats a pro gamer move dawg"

[@h5xn]

*pro gamer move

[@wolup]

*dwag

[@blweedingzzz]

“Life is a great thing and we need to cherish it!” - Almost Dies- lol

[@Andrew-hi2zb]

I also maybe alsmost die like i fall out a chair for 7 days

[@therandomanimator6932]

Explode

[@noo282]

Yep bahahaha

[@noo282]

Than dis

[@Zallviii]

my dad has drowned......twice

[@crankyangel2]

*brody…..stop” got me rolling😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@veduraptor5646]

Fun fact, one day when i was 5 years opd there was a really big metal thing that looked like scaffolding except metal and made for holding stuff. So i was just having fun pulling that thing and it came crashing down and just saying that thing was like 15x the size of my dad and he is 6ft so the stupid me was unfazed and the thing fell directly on top of me but thanks to some angel out there my head came right in the middle of one of the gaps and then my grandfather scolded the hell out of me but i still remember that moment everyday and think of how lucky i am

[@awful_artist]

Haminations: Don’t die, it’s bad for your health Me: *He is speaking the language of the gods*

[@Ob1tuber]

No What the f**k happened to the floor

[@tutie154]

WHOEVER LIKE THIS COMENT SO MAKE IT MAKES 123!!!!!!!

[@waddleboi5087]

@@Ob1tuber *yes*

[@keizer-wraith4248]

Lol I gave him his 300th like

[@ultimatewolfgaming4171]

Bryson: Dreaming is just logging out of your body. Ulti-Wolf: Dying is just your soul being transferred to the next Plane of Reality. Anti-Wolf: Murder is just forcing someone's soul out of their body early. Wolf 2: Dreams are but a state in between life and death. When you fall asleep, your soul leaves your body, and you are just awaiting the right opportunity for your soul, and your consciousness with it, to be transferred to the next plane of reality upwards.

[@jadyn8642]

KZbin: Hey this guy has 23 comments Me: Can I see? KZbin: Uhh no Me: Wait what? KZbin: DID I STUTTER

[@ebyttwooosix8141]

Digit Beasts no

[@smoothjazz6931]

EBYT TWOOOSIX yes

[@melspary3420]

@@niety5914 wow

[@marcusaha9498]

This vid 25 minus ago comment 27 minus ago

[@bigchungus5435]

1:41

[@kellicampbell7667]

Lol everything he said I almost died Brody is like Cool and nice it's pretty funny

[@user-wm9cg4cy2x]

I like how you included the missing brick on the step at your old house which you talk about in another video... and how you smashed the replacement with the sledge hammer. Haha sledge HAM-mer.

[@cloudtie990]

Bryson: it’s for you to choose a guardian angel or luck Me: ultra instinct

[@joebreaux5486]

person that I'm replying to: ULTRA INSTINCT me: *plays theme music of ultra instinct*

[@nerdyanimator3214]

Bryson: “Don’t die, it’s bad for your health” Me: **Sees explosión** Also me: **Almost died for laughter**

[@vanessalenihan5307]

@KadensGames he means he almost died F R O M laughter

[@vanessalenihan5307]

@KadensGames ya mean Grammer? There's no spelling mistake, only a Grammer mistake

[@vanessalenihan5307]

@KadensGames *_s h e i t_*

[@xxvioletcookiexx1668]

@@vanessalenihan5307 can't even say the correct way you a kid like me................im proud

[@vanessalenihan5307]

@@xxvioletcookiexx1668 have you ever heard of a joke/meme? *_r/wooooooooooooooosh_*

[@user-MrArono]

I nearly died 20 times😅

[@user-vk9kr2kz7u]

Your guardian angel is built different-

[@pineconesjay]

The best thing in haminations is the introduction

[@McleansTD]

My sister, when she was 4 years old almost drowned in a lake, but my dad dived in and saved her life. Also, once, I was at the zoo at the bear part, and then I put my hand down, and my glove fell off, I then attempted to grab my glove and would’ve fallen hadn’t my dad grabbed me. My brother once climbed a tree that was super high. He then fell. My dad then ran to him, grabbed him and saved his life. Super Dad to the rescue 🤣

[@the_marketplace407]

This needs more likes

[@spectorhello3215]

Dad to the rescue!!!!!!!!

[@idkKag]

underrated comment

[@AntiFurSolider]

The life of disaster

[@jacobisverycool]

Super dad!!!

[@kloc1245]

Everyone who doesn’t subscribe: eh he won’t die. Bryson: *dies from taxes*

[@19NooNaDa]

Besrat Fanta ik this isn’t reddit but r/ihadastroke r/youngpeopleyoutube

[@gregoryhuckleberry]

ilkunoonada Ku bro- nothing in that was a stroke or young like-

[@Narumaq123]

Besrat Fanta What?

[@19NooNaDa]

•cherrii vanilla’s world aj• i’m stupid okay-

[@gregoryhuckleberry]

ilkunoonada Ku no your not

[@mydevice5202]

0:17-0:27 lol end,i know i am violating life lessons,but that was enough funny to make a child who didn't get playstation for one year laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@philipbwilcox]

Bro this is so relatable to me I’ve almost died like 8 times in my life.😂

[@arathysr7102]

Bryson:I almost died 3 times! 1M people: Interesting...

[@Chineseconcrete]

How original

[@garfeltrealtbh]

*copied 100*

[@showerybrake7674]

Oh wow, so funny, it’s not like I’ve seen this comment 100 TIMES.

[@sxgtheduelmaster2375]

XD 1.5M

[@sxgtheduelmaster2375]

So what if he copied

[@Supermelsa2productionsandmore]

The parts when brody keeps thinking bryson being dead was cool

[@kirstencantong2570]

I love how he makes his younger-self with ears but his normal figure without ears.😂

[@laurablackmon69]

6:30 Bryson: “Whatever it was, I’m glad I’m not dead… YET…” *dies of death*

[@guysimlemonreal]

@Beeny the JellyBean kk

[@MeleeFox2004]

Bryson was slain by slain

[@jackgacha9981]

It is true he would have died from bad luck or age

[@user-jf4ew2ly7v]

5:56 Oh look it’s a Karen

[@SomebodyIdk.]

This should be on r/entitledparents

[@brayden2036]

I’m been watching this video so much and I’ve been watching it since I was like seven and today I’m 13 so I’m officially old enough to watch it

[@abandonedaccount9013]

“Brody Stop!” Best quote of the whole year.

[@Sam-fr1cv]

Hehe funni Driving off the Road Go brrrr

[@thebestog8618]

Haha Nice👌🏼

[@hungrye2494]

Don't u dare like this reply or i will call u sus

[@garbage_goat8386]

@@hungrye2494 E.

[@gooberousspvnkiifan]

This was a year ago and ppl are still commeting

[@salisburysteak_]

Bryson: almost died 3 times Harry Potter: fakes dying

[@LadyMythos315]

Harry did almost die during the chamber of secrets cause he got bit my basilisk

[@NERDALLERT]

The picture on the wall is beautiful ✨

[@angelica_schyler223]

"bro, you tool the time to pause here?" Yes...yes i did (i also already subbed 👍)

[@swift-vq8qs]

Bryson "Don't die, it’s bad for your health." health 100

[@Boywithalowvoice]

*cheers I'll drink to that bro*

[@osaiasisiosifa3845]

LOL

[@DB_Shorts08]

helth

[@sophiebunny5119]

Lol

[@iceteatree8338]

Helth 👍

[@rex1885]

There might be someone protecting me It’s the HAM it’s protecting Bryson HAM HAM HAM

[@lilydanceandacting]

I have a storyyyy When I was 10 my family went on a cruise we passed Florida so my family went to the beach nearby. It started off normally, the usual making sandcastles, collecting shells, and swimming. My dad and I wanted to surf but my mom said no because my dad and I didn’t have surfing experience. So we just jumped into waves. A giant wave which was about 6 feet tall. my dad tripped on a rock and landed on top me and the wave hit me so I couldn’t move. My dad grabbed me and then pulled me to shore. If my dad didn’t save me I could’ve either died or broken my back.

[@katherinerivera4007]

I hamination I love your vids I watch everyday even when I’m sad

[@asaltylego4751]

Me: [sees the title] Me: Haha. Mood. (Vietnam flashbacks to nearly getting hit by a truck at 2, taking a pill at three, and either probably going to fall or starve to death while bouldering)

[@vidalmis2470]

uh WHAT!?

[@ilike_potatoes]

"I'm glad I'm not dead." *YET*

[@funnithefunniest5494]

*BOOM*

[@deliamantes6708]

*explosion*

[@mattheweirdo]

BOoOOOOOoM

[@funnithefunniest5494]

Delia Mantes why do people copy my comment

[@funnithefunniest5494]

GhostTown bruh i already said this

[@Lego_plane_disasters]

I almost died 2 times #1. I almost died when I was five and I was just learning to ride a bike without training wheels and all of a sudden I rode on to the road and I topped on to the floor while a car was driving towards me. Thankfully, the car stopped very close to my body! #2. When I was in preschool one day, our class went out to the playground and it had just stopped raining a couple of minutes ago. I was climbing a very small rock wall and my hands slipped off the rock thing and my chin hit a rock thing and I started losing blood at an alarming rate. Somehow, the doctors got my chin patched up and now I have this scar on my chin. Thank you god for letting me live

[@BubblegumTinglesII]

🎉❤😊

[@CoyotePlayzGamez]

I like the "BRODY STOO!" 😂😂😂😂

[@sunareii]

Bryson: makes a video about almost dying *a few videos later* Bryson: *uploads a video about pain*

[@somerandomguyintheinternet]

oh yeah its all coming together now.

[@k1nd3r_85]

LOL

[@ringost4rr]

Lmao

[@blazefighter3849]

ok

[@Aaron-hq4dr]

P A I N T R A I N

[@vanthemanproductions9185]

Bryson: has a whole monologue about death in the start "Sir this is a wendys" Edit: I know nobody cares but holy crap the likes!! Thank you guys so much

[@thedriestpuddle3560]

😂😂😂

[@lif3y3]

*Sir please step out of the storage*

[@UnionPacific402]

6:51 other people: song? Me: PLANE N BOOm

[@Oliver-ze7ld]

I love how he uses Zelda music, and so many of his videos

[@bridanthegamer7746]

Bryson: about to die by car God: I’m about to SAVE this kids whole career Edit: lol meme reference ecsept diffrent

[@gregoryhuckleberry]

Brian Daniel roblox it was actually because when lightning strikes near, you will get a tingling feel or just stop

[@bridanthegamer7746]

•cherrii vanilla’s world aj• Oh ok

[@gregoryhuckleberry]

Brian Daniel roblox I know it was a joke just wanted to say

[@bridanthegamer7746]

•cherrii vanilla’s world aj• OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok

[@ikmopasP]

Yeah I saved him

[@movedto2daccfixer_mixer299]

4:32 Kyle : *so anyways i killed Bryson* Brody : nice bryson’s mom : *BRODY STOP*

[@therealgishere334games8]

4:34

[@Cole_Is_A_Mole]

@@therealgishere334games8no. You're wrong

[@Sofia-hh3kc]

Bro could become Shakespeare with that intro

[@glitchedcartoonwarsofficial]

1:33 hey that’s the states I was born in and is currently where I am writing this comment lol 😂

[@sarahstilllost3157]

Me forgetting he is literally 19 : "Wait, taxes, isn't he only like 16..?" Him: "EXCUSE ME"

[@astromakes3954]

Lol

[@salazasauceproductions5100]

HE'S 19 I THOUGHT HE WAS 13/14

[@sarahstilllost3157]

@@salazasauceproductions5100 You're not alone, we all did

[@spinnerfiget6063]

“Don’t die it’s bad for your health” -Bryson Beautiful

[@kittenloverfreyaowo5267]

That profile picture tho is super adorbs

[@stormthefox1482]

uwu

[@Delusional_Demon175]

I just wanted to relate because I also almost died a couple times, but I will just share one time that I almost died. So me, my brother, and my sister were home alone because my mom and dad were going to a friend's wedding. I remember that I was playing around with my lego sets and there was a small minifigure that i really liked. Then i proceded to take the minifigure apart then swallow. My brother heard the imminent coughing and came to check on the situation. He found his lego set ruined and a minifigure missing. He then thought it would be a good idea to punch me because the hard work that I destroyed. Then when he punched me the 4th time, I tripped and fell of my bed and alas, 2 halves of a lego minifigure with a load of spit on them.

[@SabreiAmann-xq8te]

Bryson this is awesome why you're even lucky😊😊😊