I ALREADY GOT THE PERFECT GAME ON NINTENDO SWITCH SPORTS

I ALREADY GOT THE PERFECT GAME ON NINTENDO SWITCH SPORTS
Twitter: / poofesure

[@Poofesure]

i bet you didn't expect this as much as i didn't expect this

[@thewuggle4262]

Sure did not

[@-crossheart]

you sure do like nintendo

[@mystiikl8442]

i definitely didn't

[@plushtimetv]

@Poofesure Hello!

[@kingomari901]

Congrats Poofesure!

[@Freedavies]

I still believe this man goes through the five stages of grief more times in a video than a normal person does in a lifetime.

[@supermegaming10]

The man is just built different

[@pixiestick3251]

No he's build diffгеит

[@arkybrrr3427]

Lmao

[@jaadu2317]

Lol

[@robotoak88]

He certainly spends a lot of time in the anger stage, that’s for sure

[@tommy_boy13]

I'm pretty sure this man single handedly: - popularized wii games again - Kept business in the toad wii remotes with wii motion plus inside - 100% Wii Sports run (any time) - tested the unmatched power of his vocal cords and yet can still speak coherently

[@glacto2625]

I agree

[@Lukeroni123]

@Mirsty 👎🏻

[@glacto2625]

R/whoosh

[@traumaloop]

kept business? the toad wii remotes with wii motion plus inside are all gone! now there isn't any business at all

[@GABMETAL_DEATH]

@Mirsty do you know what a joke is? Also, jokes aside, he did all of that, get out of here if you don't agree

[@jjmantecon628]

With how mad poof gets at controlers, I can only imagine how mad he is going to get when his joy-cons start to drift.

[@thecomputerdawgs1437]

Theres no way his joycons are going to last long enough for that...

[@colicritter256]

@@thecomputerdawgs1437 mine only took 5 days… 😔 heck you Nintendo

[@frostyvr9805]

@@colicritter256 is there no quality control

[@CAPTTIGHT230]

I dont want to know...actualy I do

[@IdealIdeas100]

He already destroyed one of them not too long ago. Dude probably has bought himself a reserve of joycons so when he inevitably does break one he can just pick up where he left off.

[@TonymeansAnthony]

Fun fact that poof probably doesn’t realize: The AI’s in this game actually have the same names as they do in the original Wii sports and Wii sports resort.

[@littlewishy6432]

Which many of us disapprove of

[@bruhderp]

@@littlewishy6432 You* Only You disapprove

[@Mister_Clean]

He'll figure it out soon enough

[@retrooffroadBR]

Too bad Matt is just a generic sportsmate

[@littlewishy6432]

@@bruhderp People are liking my comment, so clearly I ain't the only one, my guy.

[@99baking]

I think the weird thing about the physics is that the pins seem to change their weight once they are moving. The pins are heavy when on the ground, but other pins that fly and hit them don't seem to knock them over consistently as if they were lighter

[@ryangledhill1746]

Whenever Poof mocks the voice person, he messes up his run. The game hears you man, don’t f*ck with the game

[@mawhir3]

You know a rage is building up when the joker laugh starts to come out

[@chaseackerman4234]

Let’s see a real life perfect bowling game, un ironically I would actually wanna see him play irl bowling

[@MetrohMan]

I think I've had more real life 300s than he's had Nintendo 300s lmfao

[@chaseackerman4234]

@@MetrohMan damn

[@durteedan7836]

@@MetrohMan same lmao

[@ItsSiebay]

I feel like there’d be a lot of gutters, unless he’s practiced enough. I know I wouldn’t be able to do a perfect game either way.

[@robertblake9463]

I’ve bowled 3 perfect 300 games irl.

[@anonymousmouse7161]

When Poof said "Do you know what happens to defective joycons...?" I thought he was going to do a mafia move and threaten to smash them lmao

[@ZevVeli]

Poof: "Wow, they must have decreased the difficulty in this game, it took me something like 50 hours to get a perfect game in Wii Sports resort and 60 hours to get that perfect 3000!" Me: Sounds like you have over 110 hours of practice in this game then.

[@cord6130]

Since you asked at 5:18 There's a principle in physics called conversation of momentum, where as long as no external work is being done on the system (in this case it represents the ball and the pin) that any momentum the system has before a collision, it will maintain after the collision (you could definitely make an argument for work being done by friction due to the ground, but we'll ignore that). Anyways, momentum is equal to mass x velocity, and can be easily broken up into an y component(up and down the lane) and an x component (side to side across the lane). We can assume the x component of the system to be zero initially and the ball has very slight movement left to right. When the pin is hit at that angle, it goes flying off with some velocity in the -x direction. Since there is now a velocity in the x direction, that pin has momentum in the x direction (momentum = mass x velocity). In order to adhere to the conversation of momentum, and have net momentum in the x direction be 0, the bowling ball must now have some velocity in the +x direction. Net Momentum = (Momentum in -x direction) - (Momentum in +x direction). That above can be simplified down to Net Momentum = (Momentum of the pin) - (Momentum of the ball). And since those two must equal each other in order for Net momentum to equal 0. (Mass of the pin × Velocity of the Pin) = (mass of the ball × velocity of the ball). Since the mass of the ball > mass of the pin. Velocity of the pin > velocity of the ball. Hence why the pin flies so quickly but the ball only goes slightly off dead center. I know I went a bit further than just explaining why the ball moved, but I think it's interesting and wanted to share. :)

[@smal5504]

hmmm interesting

[@definitelynotchris]

nerd

[@xman10110]

ah okay

[@shaunjoev2]

@@definitelynotchris Ikr fuckin Einstein over here

[@shan8130]

I don’t speak whatever language this is but thank you

[@_MrMoney]

Wait for Poof to realize he must always get really close to this just to win a single online game

[@anonymousmouse7161]

Poof has never really cared for online games. He's always expecting his ass to get beat

[@mattgroening8872]

@@anonymousmouse7161 Poof’s a humble king

[@v-c-m]

You know, at this point I feel like Poof has enough history with the ten-pin across so many bowling videos that he could build up official Poof lore about the ten-pin in specific.

[@mentalward718]

"And you know what happens to defective joycons?" Joycons: "hehe I'm in danger"

[@Its_THE_questionable_person]

Back then, it was the 4 pin being a pain in the ass. Now it’s the 10 pin giving him trouble. I have played the game myself and I can say the 10 pin and 7 pin are the bane of my existence

[@superbrownsheep3777]

Ikr lol

[@angelmacias7818]

Fun fact: It’s the same pin from 100 pins perfect game

[@Its_THE_questionable_person]

@@angelmacias7818 Dear god…

[@sirsuffer3461]

I want to take a moment to appreciate that Poofesure never gets involved in pointless drama and his videos don't have forced jokes mixed with overly edited videos like a lot of other tubers. Just simple gaming videos.

[@B0ssguy]

what drama would he even have?

[@Cop64]

@@B0ssguy he would have drama with Elisa or whatever her name is, purple woman from Wii sports

[@Fr3unen]

And do not forget, he never clickbaits you.

[@valdia127]

@@Fr3unen yeah he does. Have you never heard of Barb’s in the thumbnail?

[@Shlikk]

What’s funny is that the CPUs are doing bad throws, so I just imagine them being scared of Poof screaming at the top of his lungs for not getting perfect throws, even tough he’s the best bowler in the whole alley

[@JustNekoBea]

I'm proud of poofesure for this. Look how far he has come

[@psychxmania]

i completely agree.

[@AsmrMatt3452]

10:01 😂Wow haha HOW 😡

[@TheIconicPictures]

5:48 when your teacher tells a bad joke but you’re desperate to pass

[@ramaicatseye]

Heh

[@eumemo6101]

If nitendo lost the fear of internet, and interacted more with the comunity, this guy would be sponsored ages ago.

[@ianault8599]

Nintendo doesn't have access to the internet, their servers are always down!

[@jaycro3284]

I doubt they'd want to support the destruction of their property

[@Nintendo_Wolf]

9:35 This very subtle editing makes me laugh so much 🤣

[@doctorpitt]

Same here

[@AsmrMatt3452]

I think poof has a crush on this girl in this game

[@DarkDoge]

Me too!! Lmao!!

[@Jacob-lk7jz]

This man makes me feel so much better at times.

[@proudcreeper4]

he makes me think I'm good at swordplay and mario kart

[@shan8130]

I was having a horrible day and this video actually made me feel so much better. I don’t know how he does it

[@zacbuganan5367]

late but so do I he makes me feel better whenever I feel down

[@syrettesu]

3:05 Something about those pins falling are just so satisfying to me.

[@mr_delucks]

fax

[@leep_]

I'm actually surprised at how well this game simulates "flat" 10 pins.

[@MetrohMan]

Exactly what I was thinking!

[@Not_Soggy]

The game lacks in “pin action”

[@Benjibeatsmusic]

@@Not_Soggy Honestly the physics looks like shit, the pins and balls all seem way too light and floaty. The ball always goes super slow like there’s no zip to it, the pins fall almost in slow motion. All in all they made some really bizarre choices here. Honestly the way the ball and pins worked in the original just seems objectively better

[@MetrohMan]

@@Not_Soggy also true.

[@rileyc4993]

@@Benjibeatsmusic Agreed. And am I the only one who really hates the ugly ass color scheme of this game? The recurring weird teal greenish blue motif just makes me think of 2013 when everything and its mother was mint green.

[@reepi6250]

The physics in this newer version seem really weird, maybe I'd have to play it to get the gist of it but the Wii physics for bowling seem somehow more advanced lol. The pins are strangely heavy and barely move as much..

[@hylianhero2521]

Me, a professional bowler, watching Poof rage over a 10 pin standing up: “First time?”

[@CAPTTIGHT230]

Lmao

[@robertblake9463]

You’re a pro??

[@A.R.T.3]

I feel that I may not be a professional but I have a average of 150 to 180

[@robertblake9463]

@@A.R.T.3 not bad. My last league I averaged 220.

[@durteedan7836]

Dude probably won his handicap league once and thinks that's enough to call himself a pro lmfao

[@juliussloth4665]

I’m waiting for poof to inevitably throw his joycons in rage and buy another pair for 80 or single for 40

[@SummerRocks50]

Still wayyy cheaper than a Toad Wii remote with Wii Motion Plus inside.

[@owlsclanrocketleague3801]

Already did

[@7777777x7777777]

I can't wait for 5 years from now when poof is the world record holder in 14 different speedrun categories

[@RomanZBoss3.0]

14:06 YOU DID IT POOFESURE!

[@tradieee1577]

if Matt's intimidating stare was watching you you wouldn't be this good at bowling. I cant believe the developers forgot to add the boss to this game

[@Wulframe]

Matt's in the game, what are you talking about?

[@grantwilliams2571]

@@Wulframe Really?

[@angelmacias7818]

Matt is just in the name, we need the real Matt

[@veryshyemily]

10:43 man sounds like Pinocchio from Shrek

[@zekekgd8732]

the throw by the girl on the right at 8:27 got me dying 💀

[@dopeknuckles5374]

Bruh😂

[@dopeknuckles5374]

Flawless right in the gutter 💀

[@justarandomguy4545]

the physics on this game just dont exist, the fact that a single pin can change the direction of a bowling ball in a significant way is amazing

[@Not_Soggy]

There is not enough pin action 😔

[@danielchan1668]

In all fairness this entire game still looks like a beta, hope they don't repeat the disaster we call mobile Firefox

[@nin10doboy45]

That’s what happens with real bowling

[@denverbasshead]

Have you bowled in real life lol? Not saying it's 100% accurate but you can leave a single pin even with a great pocket throw.

[@Benjibeatsmusic]

Honestly the physics looks like shit, the pins and balls all seem way too light and floaty. The ball always goes super slow like there’s no zip to it, the pins fall almost in slow motion. All in all they made some really bizarre choices here. Honestly the way the ball and pins worked in the original just seems objectively better

[@Forum1x]

Seeing poof rage really warms my heart

[@TheSarcasticKing99]

I love the expectation of him thinking every “good” throw should be a strike. So realistic

[@emilyofjane]

1:10 [horror flashbacks to when I did bowling in high school] Trust me, it's not just Wii Sports Resort.

[@zacharylandrum4789]

Second video on Nintendo Switch Sports and he already got a perfect game? All those years playing Wii Sports finally paid off.

[@Lucky3Jumps]

“Something’s fishy, but not between my legs” Best line of all time

[@Official_Joe_Tomberlin]

If you don’t have time to watch the full vid, full perfect game sequence starts at 11:43

[@SageArdor]

I am at a crunch for time so thank you for this.

[@craftycraff7938]

It actually starts at 12:00

[@ozzyeee]

poofesure saying ooh “ooh strike” scratches an itch in my brain i didnt know i had

[@Elite21021]

When there’s a will there’s a way. Congratulations Poofesure you earned this one. As for usual you complete another mission that proved to be very difficult.

[@kingbrettpro]

Congratulations Poof, now you must defeat Matt in Wii Sports Resort Swordplay Showdown Reverse... If you can, that is. *Smirks evilly*

[@ja_money-_-]

I wouldn’t be surprised if poof makes an “I love the 10 pin” shirt lol.

[@time_wastedprank6302]

I like how the 10 pin comes back to huant him from wii sports resorts 3000 perfect game and shows up on a completly different version of the game actually funny.

[@kevinmahlendorf4955]

Imagining the commentary in the voice of Gilbert Gottfriend makes this even more enjoyable

[@mr_delucks]

rip

[@haleypaige9429]

I….. I’ve been distracted this whole time by Beef Boss’s legs… 🤣🤣🤣

[@candylide]

Great, now I can't unsee it

[@VGGBrayden]

What if it’s Abby saying the “Ooh, Strike”?

[@caseyrupert3734]

11:40 Spongepoof Squarepants

[@dripper7203]

When the drip is respectable but the POOF is impeccable

[@thomasjohannesen1003]

The physics seem so different from the Wii. The pins seem to have less momentum. On the Wii, the pins fly at each other, but on the switch, they just kinda fall. It seems like it's got more gravity or something. Maybe the pins are heavier or the ball is lighter

[@yhacobb]

Poofesure is clearly just the GOAT in Switch Sports already

[@CAPTTIGHT230]

How bout sports at large.

[@mwaveyysmusic]

I agree 😭

[@Side_N0te]

It feels like the gravity is just way too high in this game. Like no matter how hard you hit them the pins physically cannot leave the ground.

[@dev7845]

bro he did this CASUALLY. truly insane.

[@SomeRandodude222]

I love that poofesure is single-handedly keeping wii sports alive and nothing better than hearing poofesure scream 😆

[@jakesnussbuster3565]

Singlehandedly? Nah

[@superbrownsheep3777]

“HE’S BREAKING MORE WII CONTROLLERS, PRODUCE MORE!”

[@wxbrainiac]

@@jakesnussbuster3565 ya

[@BoldandBrash12]

This is Nintendo switch sports

[@zacbuganan5367]

fr he never fails to make me laugh infact whenever he screams he sounds like a dying goat or a chipmunk

[@dopeknuckles5374]

Poof low key keeping Wii Games alive and popular 🔥🔥🔥

[@_marshP]

7:28 okay but that is literally an mp3 of a generic big cat

[@noyukikun]

i will say seeing how switch sports physics are in bowling , its a real head scratcher as im seeing these pins doing stuff that they dont do irl so the physics here are kinda strange to me but gg to poof for geting a perfect lol

[@mattmardiks2139]

9:02 Johnny Depp to amber heard

[@natehetzel3758]

The weirder version of woody from toy story saying you are a toy

[@B0ssguy]

since this was so easy you gotta go for the perfect game in the special lanes

[@mainlyjodenyt]

9:44 erm.. Abby?

[@ImTheDogeKing]

Wait till nintendo brings back the 100 pin bowling

[@insertname8807]

This is certainly a Intense Dad moment.

[@fruitymario3742]

"How heavy is that front pin to change the direction of a speeding bowling ball?!" It's about 3 pounds 10 ounces. You're not crazy. They actually are weighted.

[@nerfirelia8235]

Don't let this distract you from the fact that his friend Reagan is playing Fortnite 13:33

[@woodygamer360]

Yeah exactly what I was thinking

[@Sp3ctralI]

It’s a game, unlike some pieces of hot garbage on the eshop

[@KhaoticSanctum69]

👁👄👁 I watched Hayden struggle to get 200 points for like an hr or whatever and honestly he's the reason why I'm watching this rn. Love the content, I'm glad I found this channel through him ❤

[@Cinomod6066]

10:30 when the Indians tried to communicate to Columbus when he made it to America.

[@joeytaylor1021]

I think Poof’s worst enemy is Pin #10 Edit: I was completely expecting him to lose at 299

[@foog_1]

2:22 maybe the problem is that they aren't a toad theme with Wii motion plus inside

[@msts4064]

Poof: “Maybe I have defected Joy-cons” Joy-cons:😳

[@Jekkin]

I haven't played it (cause screw Nintendo), but the pins definitely look "heavier" in this game than in Wii Sports. There's a lot less travel between them and less of a chance that they'll knock each other over.

[@dillonmcelaney6459]

Wait what’s wrong with Nintendo? Is there a scandal or something?

[@Gametold5]

@@dillonmcelaney6459 Nintendo is unfriendly toward their community and overprices everything

[@brokenspirit274]

@@dillonmcelaney6459 No one likes Nintendo except for the nostalgic factor.

[@arnoldgreen4278]

@@brokenspirit274 They are a pretty cool company Wdym?

[@brokenspirit274]

@@arnoldgreen4278 Barely, otherwise from the fact that their old games are consistent at keeping the fanbase.

[@fridaynightfunkinfan5627]

14:20 It’s gotta be easy! *6x*

[@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6314]

Is it just me or does this version of bowling not feel as good as the one from Wii Sports? I don't know, the physics are weird, the ball doesn't really look heavy at all, it doesn't have an 'impact' anymore. It looks like one of those cheap plastic bowling sets for kids.

[@smar]

someone has to make a poofesure manga about poofesure fighting his arch nemesis the 10 pin. filled with action, spares and strikes. then for like a couple chapters there’s a romance arc between poofesure and the “strike ooh” girl. idk just an idea

[@CharlesRCorleone]

When you mentioned the strategy that’s the best on the 3rd/4th bowl, you are right I do that exact same thing too already.

[@GingyNinjyy]

as a collegiate bowler, knowing how pin action works and often typical "bad breaks" happen in bowling... all the "bs" in this video makes perfect sense. most of the ten pin leaves have a legit reason why they didn't fall and it pains me to see anyone complain why they don't fall. every time this man hits the pocket so flat youre gonna leave a ten pin practically every single time. need more entry angle to deflect the 6 pin into the 10 pin way more often

[@SidVirtuous]

When he said "I don't know what the 10 pin is doing right now", it was hilarious because even professionals say the same thing. Also does this game simulate a house shot? seems like a lot more hook on the outside

[@GingyNinjyy]

@@SidVirtuous nah I've actually taken the time to experiment with what kinda of oil pattern would be on the lane of these games and they all simulate a 1:1 flat pattern, which is mostly irrelevant since in these games we can aim our throws down to millimeters of preciseness and know we won't miss. The games focus more on your form and technique, and that the lane is just slippery enough so it slides long enough depending on your rev rate before it hooks a proportionate amount compared to said rev rate.

[@SidVirtuous]

@@GingyNinjyy ah, that makes a lot of sense. Thanks for following up

[@ryanhazlett2280]

I swear, that ball is like the equivalent to a 6 weighted bowling ball.

[@Mister_Clean]

Your sheer focus on your perfect game is scaring me

[@mrcheesecommenter]

3:46 "THAT PIN IS CLEARLY GLUUUUED!!!" -Poofesure

[@lukewarmcontent]

Poofesure: It’s not thanksgiving Me: actually it is

[@16Duvald]

Well, I was about to get a perfect game in Nintendo Switch Sports bowling as well, but here’s what happened tonight: I got 11 strikes in the row, and on the last one, I ended up getting 299 points instead because the #10 pin didn’t get knocked down along with the rest of ‘em. Now I know how Poofesure felt when he got that score in Wii Sports Bowling. It’s just gut-wrenching EDIT: I finally got a 300 last week. Now I don’t have to deal with the 299 on my screen anymore, because whenever I look at it, i kept thinking that it’s taunting me

[@Evixyn]

I am genuinely surprised he actually completed this challenge of his, so soon.

[@minor_league_gaming]

Game: comes out Poof: perfection.

[@specialbeamvegeta4059]

4 Pin: *Gets knocked over back in Wii Sports* 10 Pin in Switch Sports: I will finish what you started.

[@miketheguy2847]

If Poofesure went real bowling, he could go pro.

[@jakesnussbuster3565]

He would be horrible

[@jakuveku9597]

4:28. I hope you have a fire extinguisher if u are actually on fire. 🤣🤣🤣

[@getnaenaed8950]

Words to describe Beef boss, Intense Dad

[@huntersutton0412]

At 8:34 the girl on the right literally just bowled into the gutter, didn't even hit the lane

[@deanomood]

The Bowling in this game is so easy, I knew that it would not take Poof too long to achieve a Perfect Game. Congrats!

[@davidsimmons2860]

How fitting. How fitting! You know what’s fitting! YOU KNOW WHAT’S FITTING!!

[@tyreekbryantd2881]

Poofesure being good at a game? We need a new plague.

[@inoahguygames]

it’s nice to see a man have a complete breakdown. reminds me of a certain character in cartoon network/hbo’s *infinity train book 3*

[@marny69]

Every video is a new aneurysm and I love it

[@kenophobicboyo9387]

Literally every time he mimicked the game my soul was brightened

[@normalsage1141]

Btw, there’s also a rank system that you unlock after playing 10 online matches of a specific sport that you could do

[@gingerjoe117]

1:42 Wii Sports Bowling summed up in one sentence

[@skankinthecomments]

2:30 *And do you know what happens to defective joycons?* The war flashbacks... they've come to haunt me. Edit***** put time stamp too late

[@parkerlreed]

Just drunk enough to finally finish one of your videos. Excellent!

[@bean1e_b0i_]

0:55 ayo?

[@zakattak393]

I’ve just found your videos recently man and I’ve been literally crying laughing in class watchin these videos