I am NOT answering this f*cking DM

[@InTroxPlayz]

Kwite please stop wearing a green hoodie I ship myself with green hoodie and I’m screaming and crying and put my hand in a toaster please stop this or else I will draw you with a blue hoodie

[@caseys2698]

😹😹😹

[@kevsanahking5415]

What you don't realize was that this was planned from the beginning. He based his whole persona and several years of content creation on the hood so you would run into his content and, by shipping yourself with green hoodie, would indirectly be shipping yourself, with Kwite. Don't worry, he and springtrap are poly.

[@リリ-e6j]

It’s not that your girlfriend is spending 1000 hours on ChatGPT, it’s just that your girlfriend IS ChatGPT.

[@BellFunctionZ]

What is your pfp

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@katacutie]

​@@BellFunctionZit's an AI's take on what a stroke would feel like. I am not kidding.

[@Godtherunnergaming]

@@p-__he returns!

[@Bigtwinklestick]

​@@p-__ How do you know? Did you take a wiff of his ass to decide that yours smell better?

[@avocadoesarenice4206]

As I was watching this vid my ex DMed me “what happened to your man?” And yeah, I’m NOT answering that f*cking dm

[@_.luminosity._]

why are they trying to preorder you 😭🙏

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@fr0stdr4ke95]

​@@_.luminosity._ I thought preordering was only for Diddy Disciples and Epstein Enjoyers?

[@Cato64IsFREE]

@@_.luminosity._ 🙏😭😭😭

[@1stPersonNarrator]

@@p-__ where's the 💨 emoji? did he make a typo??

[@Waka_01]

The plush looks like it could easily be animated into South Park

[@LannyLeArtist]

Thats so accurate what the heck That might be the most accurate thing ive ever read

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@Angieurmom]

THATS WHAT I SAID, IM NOT DELUSIONAL! I KNEW IT!

[@hilsira]

@@Angieurmomuhh is that reigen arataka in your profile picture 👅👅

[@Angieurmom]

@@hilsira IT ISSSSSSSS

[@MoiraGeddie]

Just started watching the video. I'm already shaking in my boots, crying, sobbing, scared.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@Fyodor_Lice_in_his_Ushanka]

I love you

[@CourierCat-2]

I love you

[@Kolyawearsheels]

​@@Fyodor_Lice_in_his_Ushanka FEDYAS LICE???

[@npc.21269]

Shiver me timbers

[@ch6rryoin]

11:10 😭 hell nah, breaking up thru genshin but still asking to be friends there is diabolical, at least wait until Arlecchino is not a character you really need there bruh idk ☠️

[@catdownthestreet]

They lost Arle privileges the second they sent the first message 😭

[@ch6rryoin]

@@catdownthestreet NAH CUZ FR, I would've put them in the black list immediately, who the hell breaks up thru genshin ☠️

[@FeedMeRuhto]

I was in potrait mode and youtube was flashing through the comments so it was kind of like getting a glimpse into the future and my god was the future awful😂😂😂

[@Sfggggggt]

And I thought getting dumped through discord was bad 😭

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@Frostbite_z]

That poor horse

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@katisabenteuer1214]

@@p-__ brother what

[@m_affiliates]

Unlike another horse who made the rounds for its "involvement" with one of Boeing's engineers

[@hiwaga7399]

Don't. They perpetually flip you off. Horses know only crime and violence.

[@hi-vv6xe]

Yassss go piss gurl

[@zaymallo799]

15:00 whats funny is that 1140pm is when the ship hit the ice

[@codiecola3636]

3:01 Don’t show me this classic like I don’t know where it’s from. I know my MysteriousMrEnter lore

[@shplorf1977]

He pretending like that convo was scripted like dawg the guy has always been like this

[@speckbacon9881]

i didnt know it was him but i had a hunch when i saw the avatar. Quick google search confirmed it. Stopped watching him like 2 years ago but i am not suprised he would react like that.

[@python1972]

God that was actually him?? I know he was an edgelord and still has his moments but..sheesh..

[@Aktimoose]

i went to the comments to see if anyone else knew lmaoo it's such a classic dm

[@Mikey-b1p]

​@@python1972 it's more like he's autistic and sometimes didn't understand social situations, he's mellowed out as of recent

[@mysterybox2817]

The thumbnail has the same energy as "Collect my Pages"

[@bulkypigeon]

6:40 is actually fucking horrifying. On one hand I would not share my pump data publicly like the guy here did, but on the other hand the fact that some guy can just remotely brick the one bit of technology keeping me alive is actually existentially terrifying. I hope wherever the guy posted this reported his ass.

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

You think that's bad, you can do the same thing to pacemakers over Bluetooth really easily.

[@o-kiku3939]

​@@casteanpreswyn7528 ??? why the fuck are pacemakers connected to bluetooth??

[@asherthegrime]

i dmed my friend to tell them i got slapped in the face and he asked for their details. dudes in germany.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@asherthegrime]

@@p-__ what.

[@sleepyspacefrog]

@@p-__ yes, my lord!

[@lyricalcarpenter]

bro is constructing a heinous revenge plot

[@v1rzen]

nah not the goku self-shipper 💀💀💀 Send them a goku x vegeta fanfic 😈

[@super8bitable]

FIRST OF ALL, I AM VEGETA

[@Beeschurger_]

SECOND OF ALL, YOU’RE NOT VEGETA

[@Wumbus_shlumbus]

@@Beeschurger_ THIRD OF ALL, YOU WANNA BE VEGETA BUT YOU CANT BE VEGETA BECAUSE IM VEGETA

[@IWELLEATYOMOM]

FOURTH OF ALL YOUR MAD BECAUSE I AM VEGETA AND YOUR NOT VEGETA

[@p-__]

Fifth of all my farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨

[@K1NGofR4TS]

This is just the average Wednesday with male friends

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@emm_777]

Do you only have male friends?

[@K1NGofR4TS]

@@emm_777 its most prominent in male friends so that was the safe option (I also have friends that are majority trans men, so I should’ve said cis men)

[@emm_777]

@@K1NGofR4TS ahh I see

[@SomeDudeWhoIsntDead]

not since the incident

[@MegiMacaroni]

Hey so kwite, can you stop talking about springtrap?? My friend ships herself with springtrap. She saw your videos had a mental breakdown, stop being selfish and delete it all please. She thinks springtrap hates her now like wtf.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@Cyn_the_goober]

bro???

[@ambergirl986]

lol!

[@purplepedantry]

As a Springtrap self-shipper, I just like knowing it's an open thing :3

[@Anti__visT1]

is this real 😭

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

3:00 this one always gets taken without context, for record it was in their server and not pinging them was a rule. This didn't start a grudge or anything, they were just being firm about the rule. Lmfao

[@Korean_Autist_AbsoluteMF]

Thank you!!!!

[@Fermin-hw5pd]

Discord people are like "don't ping me", but are other people talking to you otherwise anyway?

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

@@Fermin-hw5pd it's not a "discord people" thing it's a "I'd prefer if I was only pinged for important stuff" He's the server owner so he just wants people pinging if there's some moderation issue. Wasn't just a "don't ping me, pings are annoying." There's also direct reply features and I get told by many to turn pings off for those.

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

@@Korean_Autist_AbsoluteMF yw

[@eredolour1145]

11:00 i did not expect that voice to come out of xem. oh my god.

[@crow3467]

i did not expect to see someone using my ocs pronouns for kwite ohmy god/silly

[@eredolour1145]

@@crow3467 SDALSALDJSDAJ

[@GraceOfDiamonds]

11:01 damn, Kwite’s true voice jumpscared me a lil bit

[@miniraptor3211]

4:44 I've banned from 3 different discords for doing that. It's honestly second nature, I'm banned before I even know that I typed it

[@splendidsimp]

3 different discords?? Wowzers!!

[@zackthefoxo]

That's going to leave a mark Mark: leave a what?

[@Mika-dw7fb]

wow i totally watched this entire video in full! thanks kwite!

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@npc.21269]

​@@p-__ My replies are better than your replies

[@wifi_axnori]

wowzers!

[@bacon9070]

When you stare into the abyss, sometimes it stares back.

[@Sentient_moss_with_mange]

I shit into it

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@GermanScienceIzZeBestInZaWorld]

​@@p-__👃

[@Vacerous]

That's not an abyss that's just Goatse

[@robertkirchner7981]

@@Vacerous Me, an old person, finding a joke that I actually get, and loling.

[@duke920]

3:00 LMFAO IS THAT MR ENTER?!? also I'm pretty sure that message is/was fake? Idfk

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@super8bitable]

Wouldn’t be surprised if it was real lmao

[@super8bitable]

@@p-__You gotta move on bro

[@shplorf1977]

No its real lore

[@Avendesora]

@@super8bitable keep responding to bots, it really owns them hard

[@Namiko-Sama]

How dare KZbin hide this from me for seven minutes.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@Theatricsanddramatics]

It hit it from me for 1 hour

[@Namiko-Sama]

@@p-__ bro what 💀💀

[@oscar_the]

This big ain’t town two enough partner us, for.

[@swisscheese-047-c]

this town aint big enough for two us, partner.

[@H4DESROSE]

thingk strorke havign im

[@thecreature615]

hhjjjjhhhhdhsh 😊😊😅😅😅hshdhdhdhdbd. bbbbb😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@oscar_the]

@@H4DESROSE dont dead open inside

[@joonbee]

12:53 I’m actually cooked bc I understood every word of this

[@SubSalicylate]

Same 💀

[@callmelarebear]

11:51 i like the way he said that. hawk twah

[@callmelarebear]

13:13 utrapee

[@Fermin-hw5pd]

If my father asked me to watch hawk tuah with him I'd just cut off my bloof vessels honestly

[@kwingle]

bro the "wowzers" got me honestly i get being pissed at that but to that DEGREE and saying it out loud in general?? 😭

[@tektyrant]

1:00 girl, this man 1. Isn’t real, and 2. Has a wife and two kids

[@jillenteen]

3:20 he sounds so excited

[@Puppetrypuppet]

2:00 LETS GOOO HE MENTIONED ONE OF MY FAVORITE IMAGES EVER

[@Walleyedwosaik]

10:02 this quora post is so real

[@seansmith6255]

3:50 Step one:analyze race,sex,sexuality,religon or ethnicity Step 2: Wikipedia " Lists of pejorative terms for people"

[@Columbine621]

Or "List of Ethnic Slurs". That's a real one too lol.

[@seansmith6255]

@Columbine621 Indeed it is

[@JosiahBradley]

Then stop messaging me Kwite! I'm not selling your plushie on the black market.

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@swisscheese-047-c]

@@p-__ >sees funny comment >opens replies (hmmm interesting only 1 reply???) >bot reply

[@Eviloohoo]

guys run, kwite uploaded

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@thereyvan]

this is a nice birthday present, thank you Kwite

[@ScratchdHelp]

nice pfp and happy birthday

[@poorsocialskills]

Happy birthday :3

[@_Iemonboy.]

happy birthday weezertuplet :3

[@victorhimanclan5802]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[@Qwerka]

ğ

[@MajikTheVeidreki]

That first one already scared me 😭

[@super8bitable]

3:10 Lol is that Mr. Enter? I swear I recognize that pfp

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

@@super8bitable yes For the record two things that screenshot leaves out is that in the server rules only mods are supposed to ping him for stuff and he and the other user got along fine after this exchange.

[@alicethemad1613]

3:08 holy shit, it’s Mr Enter. He just makes myself too easy to clown on, being a chronic discord mod is just the cherry on top.

[@ambrm]

Yeah idk why Kwite even bothered censoring his name lmao

[@Ryu1ify]

​@@ambrm She might not know who he is

[@ambrm]

@@Ryu1ify true but assuming it was censored by Kwite, they could’ve googled it and seen he’s a well known person

[@Qwerka]

Who?

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

@@alicethemad1613 he's not a mod, he was the server owner. And he had a rule listed that he prefers only mods ping him in case there was some issue. It's perfectly standard behavior and not a "lmao cringe mr enter" moment. Doesn't help people leave out the fact he and them immediately started chatting casually right after this.

[@SadCephalopod1]

12:36 one (1) Robloc 😈

[@SadCephalopod1]

I love Roblox

[@Shadlygad]

4:55 I always say “Wowzas” so I’m exempt heh

[@KilaKaKa]

Yeah they were just mad he was saying it hard r

[@carefreesloth]

11:00 I've never heard your voice take that tone 😭

[@onidii]

same it caught me off guard

[@carefreesloth]

@@onidii legit rewinded like three times

[@ohma3305]

5:25 Yeah I’m sorry if I ask where you got that food and you say something like that to me, I’m finding you and giving you the Bane Special

[@scarefish6689]

I like how you blurred the Discord handles, and commented on the trenchcoat man that completely identifies which KZbinr it is

[@pinterestgirlies]

Your aura is forever threatening (pozitive)

[@CaveSharks]

watched this while eating lunch alone im feeling like a true kwite viewer

[@Bla_bla_bla939]

8:50 worse this man plays LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

[@averagecommunist-c5r]

bro that "yasss girl" is crazy 💀

[@geboaebo]

11:10 I need to be very careful to avoid revealing something about myself that I shouldn't, but Genshin DMs are kinda perfect for some of these things since it just shows the message on the other person's screen. They cannot pretend not to have seen it. I managed to recontact a person that had gone no contact this way...

[@Fermin-hw5pd]

Shows the message on the other screens? Isn't that what messaging services are supposed to do? Or is there something I don't get

[@geboaebo]

@@Fermin-hw5pd like you don't have to open up the message screen to see the messages. They just show up in the middle of your gameplay

[@firelordoregano5632]

why would you contact someone who went no contact with you

[@geboaebo]

@firelordoregano5632 long story

[@sn0wblake]

as a selfshipper myself, the goku selfshipper shouldve just appreciated the goku posting.

[@princeleefelix]

13:48 what happened to being an immortal hooded entity

[@shinguuji_kai]

After having a successful meltdown for getting late to school i am now healed by this content. 🙏

[@dangerham8091]

that ending was sick

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@sleepyspacefrog]

@@p-__ yes, my lord!

[@KaAlKyGood]

14:49 Amazing Segway.

[@Sharkydrawzzz]

4:34 I say wowzers 😢 Lmao this is hilarious

[@poorsocialskills]

My autistic ass started saying wowzers from fucking Kieran from Pokemon 😭😭😭

[@Sphag]

6th grade has to be one of the best years of my life😭 amazing teachers too.

[@El_Reno_Ghostbusters]

0:03 VAUSH MENTIONED!!

[@Dangthisdoinnumbers]

Devil: I’m so sad I may cry Dante: who may cry?

[@stxnefrxg]

i was laughing so hard and felt so silly because of this video that i accidentally cut my finger preparing vegetables for eating. if i write my card number will someone send me a dollar lol. my thumb is bleeding and i need something positive like money to feel better

[@BonesPfoutz]

3:47 The plush did infant threaten me

[@SkullzWild]

Wowzers

[@CloudsOfMoon]

HOLY SH*T I'M HERE IN 6 MINUTES- and hi Kwite! Hope you reach 3 million soon! :D

[@Skarathorn]

gatekeepers are some of the most frustrating people on the internet. In my humble opinion do whatever you want as long as you aint hating

[@rockhoggaming]

nah theres absolutely times where gatekeeping is totally warranted. i saw some video about some moron left a negative review on steam for the wh40k rogue trader game whining about a permanent negative debuff for "doing the right thing"... acting like letting a bunch of people who were in the middle of converting to chaos out of desperation because their system's sun died onto ur ship and endangering ur crew is totally a good idea and totally the "right thing" to do right? who cares if most of them are heretics who totally didn't open themselves up to being corrupted by the warp by worshipping entities of pure evil? it'll be fine right? wrong. a minor permanent decrease in one of ur stats isn't anywhere near a severe enough punishment for such a fucking braindead decision and this mf has the audacity to say the game punishes u for doing the right thing? gatekeeping can be taken way too far but there's situations where mfs need to be told to fuck off

[@Fermin-hw5pd]

The best ones are gacha game gatekeepers Like mf calm down no one is gonna steal your gambling addiction

[@yourfeedYT]

People on discord try not to be weird challenge = impossible

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@sleepyspacefrog]

@@p-__ yes, my lord!

[@我的家-j4b]

3:10 that icon, iykyk

[@ambergirl986]

3:35 I used to have this kwite plushie that I used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of it and it was sopping wet all the time 😭I used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud My brother saw me suck milk out of it once and I got sad when he made fun of me and I didn't pour milk on it for a week, and it got rock hard and smelly and my my mom had to throw it away IT WAS SO HEAVY I brought it to school one time and my backpack was soaked and I made my friends hold him and they were upset /c

[@TheSpicyDeveloper]

Reminds me of the spamton plushie ad

[@rdarkstorm8414]

Godtier pasta

[@SHATTEREDPOSSUM]

flamingo reference???

[@TheNyvo]

Took me a solid 3 minutes to realise we weren't talking about D&D

[@SubSalicylate]

As someone who used to identify as a fujoshi 12:50 gave me vietnam flashbacks

[@hungrypizzafox]

The thumbnail has the same vibe as, “collect my pages” sincerely Slenderman

[@SunkenLow]

51 seconds, I'm so cooked

[@Console.Log01]

we're all cooked we watch kwite

[@Ezo-ok2df]

@@Console.Log01 true unfortunately

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@RJ_Wrennetti]

​@@Console.Log01hella true

[@zonjiee]

he not gon let you hit bruh

[@Chonkems]

As a tomboy appreciator, Arlecchino is fucking ballin'.

[@Phantom_200]

Wake up chat, new kwite vid

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@mimsycookiiess]

3:00 Helpp isn’t that Mr enter 💀

[@Cody_Wolf1]

3:02 Mysterious Mr Enter????

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

@@Cody_Wolf1 yeah, him and that user got along fine he was just reminding them of the rules.

[@Mikey-b1p]

Mr enter was so cold with that "ever"

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

@@Mikey-b1p there was no tone behind it, other people apply one. He texts very plainly to everyone, wasn't a special case.

[@Mikey-b1p]

@@Hi_Just_Fred let me give props to the king in peace

[@clarawilliams4359]

11:28 That arlecchino pronunciation is amazing, I love you Kwite ❤ (Ps it is pronounced Are-leh-kino)

[@Pepstep_07]

genshit does not deserve the dignity of correct pronunciation

[@sockward_vr9215]

that plush is going in a commonly large jar of pickles

[@Kwasenjoyer]

Floating green hoodie narrating weird Dms

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@theschnozzler]

Detective cat commenting on KZbin video

[@Kwasenjoyer]

@@p-__ I am honored to have you reply.

[@TH3SA1NT0FMXFF1NS0]

@@theschnozzlerperson with mr puzzles profile picture replying to your reply to this comment

[@EdvardTheGreat]

The kwite plushie should have a slightly dimmed computer screen for eyes.

[@Ray_Vun]

fujoshi is a term used to refer to straight women who are obsessed with yaoi. they're the girls that will self insert themselves into a bl story as the uke in the story. yaoi is predominantly made by women and consumed by women. they're like the fangirls on social media who obsess with gay couples/ships on tv shows and movies, but also want one of the guys to be bi or straight so they can fantasize about being with him. they're the ones who will be on ao3 writing fics where a canonical gay men goes straight for a female character

[@Ryu1ify]

Why bother being a yaoi fan if you're just gonna steal a man's man whole doing it

[@flamefangstar]

Anti egg

[@theduckislordofall]

This happened in a fanfic I read of a gay man character falling for a girl OC it was so uncomfortable

[@b0xbrain]

🫡

[@SchrosDinger]

15:15 Flashbanged by words, thank you for the biology lesson 🫡

[@bobble-hat-01]

Kieran reference 4:23

[@Defaultnoobisme]

The one thing i did not like about him..

[@Porta_potty4244]

Why is kwite explaining shit like an English teacher

[@murbed.]

man im so hungry i could eat a-

[@TiniStar]

Im crying fucjenfiib not yumeshipping and utapri mentions in the video. Im being targeted!!! 😂😭

[@Pixxaa909]

The way I immediately clicked on the notification

[@p-__]

My farts are better than Kwite’s farts

[@SILHOUETTED..PHILOSOPHY]

The intro one… “Man, im so hungry i could eat a-“ Verified horse account: Go on… If i was dating a guy who liked being degraded i would literally get all my rage out on them and they’d just believe i was trying to start something😭

[@draco_nocaps]

what a coincidence tyler dropped like 20mins after 😭

[@asachainsaw]

BABE WAKE UP KWITE POSTED! also till is alive

[@putain_dabruti]

till is so alive wdym

[@tuturtley]

the thumbnail hits different when you've been addicted to animal crossing for the last few weeks edit: I do not know who that guy is and something tells me it's better this way

[@MeowVelous_Wyatt]

11:15 nah cuz this the type of shit someone with a kazuha pfp does😭 There always so unhinged

[@ostellak5833]

2:08 absolute jumpscare. this one started to brace itself instinctively

[@28Zapper]

Sick new pfp my man

[@sockseater]

hear me out....... read dear gene 🔫 (you may skip the horny if that's not your thing (who am i kidding, this is kwite comment section), it's still a surprisingly good story. i bawled my eyes out and had to sit and look at the wall for some time after i finished it and my dad thought something bad happened to me, NO I WAS JUST MOVED OKAY. this shit made me care about amish people of all things. it's kind of a brick compared to regular mangas but it made the story flow better than every other single tome quick fuck shallow story bl)

[@nicoleturpin1110]

For the first one GOKU HAS A WIFE AND TWO KIDS!

[@xandtheironminer602]

Pretend this comment is very funny. Edit: Why is this nothing-burger of a comment the top comment? This is almost as bad as the time I quoted a family guy quote on the video the quote was in and got 30k likes and top comment.

[@transvaginaltransmasc]

nuh uh

[@zephyrdotzip]

ok

[@brocksnider5452]

Hilarious

[@Qeu2]

This shit got me creamin😭🙏

[@lelouchvibritannia2876]

Shut up bro

[@CarloRufinoSabusap]

3:39 Depends

[@curvingfyre6810]

...goku has a WIFE

[@retroicdescent]

Well he has a new wife now.

[@brandonalaniz3802]

I didn't even realize this came out minutes ago until I read the comments.

[@lemm-1]

I know what you did. January 7th, 2015.

[@Eduardo-fp5jk]

Will you do more lhugueny videos more specifically don't jumpscare me