I Am Not The Laziest Employee

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[@gingerqueer22]

the gang finding our about kissinger's death mid-stream is fucking hilarious

[@thekeyimani]

HIS WHAT

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

Rest in piss Henry, you would have hated Shadow the Hedgehog saying “gay rights”

[@powersofdestruction5694]

I was watching live, it was an EXPERIENCE I was in my university’s library at the time, I had to show immense restraint not to start going insane.

[@beingsactual]

The Company was Lethal enough to finally pull off the unthinkable.

[@DigitalAnima]

The part where she complains about being called the laziest employee and wandering off to prove herself before being eaten by a spider is straight out of a horror thriller

[@tnarwhal]

I swear in every video on this game there's at least one moment that has fully, without exaggeration, happened in at least 5 horror movies

[@Lucifersfursona]

The deliberateness and grace of this moment was a D20 neverafter hot dog scene

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

@@Lucifersfursona Yes, but Penny didn't have a nat 20 perception check or a player deciding to ignore that check

[@doverboi-lv3bb]

6:51

[@Chloakyyyyyyyyyyy]

literally Final Destination

[@lowtier369]

Lethal Company really is representative of "real jobs." There's a quota to meet, mandatory uniforms, dark spooky corners, GIANT ENEMY SPIDERS, spotlights of shame, and even passive aggressive company notes!

[@kitchengun1175]

So true. I just HATE when the shadow man snaps my coworker's neck for being lazy and drags them into the store room never to be seen again. Really kills the office mood.

[@gigahammer662]

Don’t forget the disciplinary action!

[@cornishalps9870]

Giant. Enemy. Spider

[@joshtato5456]

DO NOT FORGET THE APPARATUS. IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL

[@7OwlsWithALaptop]

Na Na, nanananananananananaNA tu tu tuu tu tu

[@Yourhatedquestion]

There's something inherently terrifying by the phrase "not being afraid doesn't stop you from being dead".

[@Much_Ado]

there is truth to it though pretty sure dead people are too busy being dead to be afraid

[@austhedross7876]

There’s something weirdly liberating about it too tho, like “damn I’ve spent all this energy and time being scared when it ain’t done shit to actually protect me” 😂

[@thebonksipper8811]

"Then you will die braver than most"

[@xasz41]

To give an explanation, the laziest employee is given to the player who moved the fewest steps in that round. Additionally, most paranoid is given to the player with the most camera movement and most profitable is self-explanatory.

[@scp-phenomenon014]

Oh, that's why I'm the paranoid one, because I'm always watching the groups ass for brackens 💀

[@anonymousfog501]

It should be noted that being the most paranoid increases your chances of the Ghost Girl choosing you to follow.

[@ThomasG_]

This game constantly alternates between "let's fucking goooo 😤😁🎉" and "let's fucking go 🏃‍♀💨😨😱"

[@HBMmaster]

really fun showing things from other people's perspectives, really adds to this

[@catmacopter8545]

HUH? [Content creator I watch] watches [other content creator I watch]?

[@tootcrazu]

​@@catmacopter8545like seeing your teacher at the grocery store

[@copper803]

​@@tootcrazuits like seeing teacher at teacher store

[@jenkinsfamily2229]

it’s the letter guy!

[@ashleybyrd2015]

it's the cute fraud!

[@alriune]

16:00 penny trying to keep looking at the coilhead and as a result completely missing the drop and falling to her death made me laugh so hard i started choking. this game has looney tunes-ass timing for real

[@infamousshadow2]

penny is doomed by the narrative

[@caseybaker7935]

I don't know how this game does it, but it is perfectly constructed for optimum comedic timing every time

[@MoeNinjaCat]

The thing that most people forget about the apparatus is that it was honestly so beautiful and that it will speak to you. Its words will only reach those that have seen it before and willing to listen but, if that's you then you can hear them. It speaks of itself, a promise that you can once more behold its beauty but, only if you LISTEN. Let it guide you, let it pull you further into the expanse, as dawn fades to dusk let its persist glow be the one thing that shepherds the way. You see it don't you? It's so beautiful, how can't you?

[@guhrid4893]

I did forget that, yea

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@guhrid4893 honesty is the first step towards recovery

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

Man, am I glad I'm immune to radiation

[@nebulae5236]

I’m starting to think the apparatus is a really cool lighthouse!

[@laram.8021]

8:10 The funniest moment when they were just standing around and staring at the pole while the loud horn plays, and then after a moment they all just start dancing. Literally couldn't breath for a whole minute

[@laram.8021]

Then again at 11:20

[@tnarwhal]

The sudden cut from "There's a ship upgrade we can buy! It's 'Loud Horn'." to them all silently standing around said loud horn and honking it is incredible

[@MikiChi77]

"is this that new andre 3000 album"

[@genericname2747]

🧍🧍🧍🧍 🧍🧍🧍🧍 🧍🧍🧍🧍 🧍🧍🧍🧍 💃💃💃💃

[@taijakoart]

ending on gibson falling into quicksand one last time absolutely destroyed me. i appreciate this editing a lot. what a joy to watch.

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

They all gave up on the Apparatus and immediately ran into quicksand

[@daalimbe]

​@@thediam0nddrag0n78as one does when they forget the shining brilliance of the Apparatus

[@ihappy1]

The Holly Hollowtones tradition of yelling so loud she blows out her mic continues in it's beautiful glory

[@SilentMeteorite]

The journey for The Apparatus was actually heart-wrenching to watch on stream, and now seeing Holly's POV edited into it, like I can't BREATHE

[@phi7534]

sophie and penny: emotional desolation in the barren waste at the edge of the world holly and gibson: I FEEL LIKE I'M FUCKIN IT

[@PokeMike94]

OHHHH my god 16:06 where sophie was just going "how do i leave" with increasinh panic in her voice i nearly passed put from laughing, Ive literally not laughed that hard in a while

[@aedaniammx7559]

18:15 I saw “Okay, well the Getter is getting them” on Tumblr, and it has lived in my head ever since. So many things are going to be called the Getter now

[@engelth]

god, the henry kissinger twist is so fucking funny. the joy holly screamed that with

[@zadayaz]

9:55 absolutely obsessed with how you can tell sophie’s laughter/screaming just cut out due to death. also “sorry my ass is reading” should not have made me giggle as much as it did

[@Screehcile]

she sounds like gir im losing it

[@lilthquills]

The subtitling having the names in bold and a colon makes it so much nicer to read and easier to interpret, thank you

[@SophieBaybey_VODS]

♥

[@EverTheFractal]

@@SophieBaybey_VODS Thank you for your hard work, very appreciated

[@lonelyboy9852]

24:20 Penny: Sophie? Sophie: Yeah? Penny: Do you believe in... something greater than us? Sophie: I Used to. I used to believe in something called... 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘈𝘱𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘴. Penny: Do you think...we could find The Apparatus... in our own way? In these final moments on this cold, desolate void? Sophie: Maybe that's what The Apparatus always was. Penny: We'll be left behind you know. Sophie: It was out choice to make. This was actually nice to listen too, it was like a thing from a fuckin movie.

[@coyotix]

literally. that's like something i could make an animatic of

[@ainsart]

"No, no, there's a warning--" BOOM is the fucking peak of this games' humour xD

[@pennyUSDReference]

"You'll see spiders you'll see spiders you'll see spiders you'll see spiders you'll see spiders" - My new boss telling me what my job is like as a Spider Watcher.

[@ASquared544]

Penny as the role of “sex haver” is in character yet unorthodox regardless

[@xhq82395]

the clip at 10:58 doesn't emphasize how long gibson kept trying to kill the turret with the shovel afterward. they were COMMITTED to the revenge kill.

[@fchef8370]

Being called “Lazy” by the game is the biggest insult made by the game.

[@Gallant_Silver]

Holly, immediately after finding a soda: **LOUD SLURPING** Classic Holly

[@caseybaker7935]

Probably a force of habit from HLVRAI

[@timothymenard1750]

11:04 so, funny thing about the turrets is that smacking them pisses them off and makes them do a 360 while shooting.

[@sumieel5163]

Desperately missing holly’s “I thought a job ate me” at the start

[@Lanthardol]

Holly “Gumby”’s favourite animal being “Gumby” is great. Fucking fantastic. Nice self love

[@blturn]

25:07 Is a fucking diamond of a clip.

[@bornofpixels]

I dont think rounding a corner to see your friend lying in the family guy death pose will ever not be funny

[@friiiiidge]

0:22 holly’s “LET’S GOOO” had me giggling edit: thx for the likes

[@limite4156]

LET'S GOO-OO--O-OO-

[@friiiiidge]

BWAHAHAHA

[@bradypostma2723]

24:08 also the YOOOOO!

[@friiiiidge]

that made me laugh way harder than it needed to

[@Spiritoftherain]

*WARIOOOOOOOO*

[@ashtonkaid1289]

watching this live and having that be how i found out kissinger had died was fucking HYSTERICAL

[@rotciv557]

This is the first time I see someone actually walking off the map. Funny that the horizon skybox texture for a desert planet is a irl city vista

[@thelegendarypancakee]

"I Finally Got a Job" to "I'm Not The Laziest Employee" damn that escalated quickly 😭😭

[@KCGamingBuddies]

love the little intro cards telling us about everyone, and super appreciative of the trigger warnings in the intro! those things dont personally bother me but i know they have helped someone :)

[@Levleup]

@@JohnDoe-px6nl Just asking, is the enemy your worried about the bunker spider? Or one of the others?

[@shroomsyblooms]

@@JohnDoe-px6nlif it’s the spider, there’s actually an arachnophobia mode that changes that enemy to the word ‘spider’! i haven’t actually seen anyone play it yet, but hopefully soon :) i hope you get to enjoy the spooks!

[@Rand0m0bs3ss10ns]

@@JohnDoe-px6nl if you can handle GMOD error text reading "SPIDER" to watch it, I know zombiesgonomb uses that mode when he plays the game! At the very least, I don't recommend watching his first stream of the game since that was before the arachnophobia mode was added. If you can't handle that either (similarly to my boyfriend), I have the mod that removes them from spawning into the facilities and mansions so whenever I get around to editing my recordings and posting them you can watch those without having to worry :)

[@unitymask]

> finally gets job > Killed by shadow people

[@ascrinkleyfellow]

Oh my god gibson's recurring sand deaths keep murdering me

[@coyotix]

they keep murdering gibson too

[@frog_goblin]

Every time Gibson fell into quicksand again i laughed harder. It was genuinely incredible

[@Evan_L_Rodriguez]

I have been saying “Feel Like I’m Fuckin’ This Fall Guy” since the initial stream. It’s such a brain worm. Not unlike the giant worm that removed the brain from Gibson’s body.

[@HeadPats4Peter]

16:46 - 17:06 Gibsons description of the monster is spot on 👀

[@felisadidas4932]

Thank you Penny Snapcube and Sophie for the subtitles. Enhances the entertainment quality by 5x

[@nicomoist5336]

the subtitles are literally saving me so much omg im so happy for them:]

[@toonvoid856]

“We can do this >:D” *Half the fucking dies to quicksand immediately*

[@LagrimaArdiente]

OMG, I was at my current job, lamenting that I haven't heard from the job I wanted when suddenly I checked my phone and got both the notification to this video (when it was titled something like "I finally got a job!" or something like that) AND an email from that other job!!! Thank you, Penny Snapcube, thank you! 😭😭😭😭😭 I owe you my life.

[@alansmithee419]

This is foreshadowing that you have secretly been hired by the Lethal Company. You had a good run, farewell.

[@Neutral-Angel15]

The Apparatus scene was gorgeous, something you’d genuinely see in one of these sci fi thriller movies…a true work of cinema fr. ….And on the other hand THE LAUGHTER AT THE END IS WHAT KILLED ME LMAO

[@werthenimratfanclub]

“the getter is getting them”

[@pikitat]

I loved the "MY MEAL IS HERE" bit with the flashlight thing. Top tier comedy

[@haileyredrix3102]

omfg the "its my metal, that i found :)))" at 4:06

[@quantumslime7265]

2:52 I did not expect to hear a deep rock galactic reference here and I'm fucking dying laughing internally.

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

I love seeing Holly’s shenanigans from other perspectives. Also her peaking her mic was blessedly reduced for everyone else. Her stream was not so lucky 😂

[@GrandmasterBFunk]

You know it's gonna be good when Holly is peaking her microphone 5 seconds into the video.

[@superkirby49]

In loving memory of Gibson, the quicksand fall-into-er

[@DanGamingFan2846]

Congratulations on your new job. I hope you enjoy dealing with jumscares and giant monstrosities. I've heard people say this game has become the new Among Us, and I can see why. It's certainly grown pretty quickly in popularity, and I love all the scary and hilarious moments that can happen.

[@watershipup7101]

Agreed

[@glumbortango7182]

Zeekers deserves the splash honestly, they've been making wild games for a while now

[@massgunner4152]

I don't know if it will carry that momentum, among us had more than one dev.

[@Levleup]

⁠@@massgunner4152 Yeah, but I feel like Lethal company has more entertainment value, plus with this being made by one guy, who managed to make a genuinely unnerving game that’s leagues better than anything Among Us has done in the past few months.

[@massgunner4152]

@@Levleup no not the rotten praise again, being made by one person is impresive but that does not demerit the fact that such decrepit dev "team" will severy hamper the content cycle on the following months, assuming he wants to stay with this game for that long.

[@KrispyKrabby]

When Holly started singing the ice cream truck song, I was SO hoping that would become a running joke throughout the video...so thank you for delivering on that. 😂

[@bloxxer_tv]

i love you panning to gibson and him yelling "HELP ME" before dying every single time

[@batwingzzzz]

"How do I leave? HOW DO I LEAVE?" SENDS ME

[@miiverseisdead4942]

I like how everyone has like a character archetype and running gags that add to the comedy/horror-movie feel. Or maybe like Scooby-Doo? Idk but I loved this stream so much. Lethal Company creates so many good moments in every video I've seen of it. I hope the developer doesn't get overwhelmed by all the attention and demands/suggestions the game is getting.

[@clawcakes2]

every second of this video needs to be turned into an animatic

[@fufu_kunnn]

Don't give me ideas...

[@azur1y]

i do hope that one day gibson will win the never ending battle against their mortal enemy: quicksand

[@clockworkcat8576]

Glad the finding out about henry kissangers death mid stream made it in

[@piplupinabasket9035]

Ah, finally a Lethal Company video that represents MY experience (constantly singing the ice cream song cause it gets stuck in my head so bad)

[@ChthonicDepths]

Everything from 21:30 to 25:00 is moth behavior.

[@RyderMK]

0:20 The community was in remiss. They’ve never heard a sentence quite like this.

[@pacifistcowboy]

imagine being in a friend group of multiple of the funniest people ever

[@srburp]

The "how do I leave" bit is incredible

[@HarlyMarley]

I got an ad for old woman yuri on this video and I feel that's important.

[@gagejoestv2714]

9:42 the lighting bees were the best part

[@ivyw5862]

I’m so proud of you Penny 😭😭

[@camillebates2762]

henry kissinger shouldn’t have messed with that coil-head, I'll tell you what

[@CrazyLoveOwl]

"I feel like Im fuckin it" "..." "LETS GOOOOOO"

[@TheBarbourShop]

STOP THE BEES, PENNY!!

[@Nemrey]

18:18 “The getter is getting them” has become part of my vocabulary.

[@zomboids2100]

It's always sunny in Philadelphia: *The gang vs giant enemy spiders*

[@cyberspark5574]

3:20 "acceptable losses" gave me a MASSIVE flashback to 2020. lol

[@DripDragonhead]

HLVRAI?

[@cyberspark5574]

@@DripDragonhead y e s

[@DripDragonhead]

@@cyberspark5574 yeaaah, cant fuckin wait for the sequel next saturday

[@cyberspark5574]

@@DripDragonhead WH- THAT'S HAPPENING?! SAME CAST?!

[@DripDragonhead]

@@cyberspark5574 I dont know why my comment was deleted but yes, apparently it is. Its teased in wayneradiotv's latest youtube video

[@emil4989]

Already watched the vod twice but this still hits, also like the editing choice to put neck snappy flower man earlier so the apparatus (very beatiful) becomes the finisher. Please let there be more.

[@VanitysAnimations]

9:30 I totally got "STOP THE BEES CHESTER" energy here-

[@TheLionFireGod]

I forbid Gibson to be anywhere near sand

[@xXsillysussyXx]

same title as the 2ndjerma lethal company video LOL

[@SnapCube]

FUCK

[@slasher1010]

i'm so glad this got a main channel vid! i was there for stream and legitimately made myself ill with how hard i was laughing lol. effervescent

[@nyapurrlitan]

I GOT A BUMBLE AD WHEN THE BEES GOT INSIDE THE SHIP????

[@av3521]

the jokes and well timed screams really hit in this one im actually crying rn (dw im not actually) and also the editing

[@WhatTheCheick]

RIP Gibson, consumed in multiple ways

[@misanthropiclusion]

"we found some goodies" *landime explosion*

[@daydreams4232]

Gibson and quicksand, the star cross lovers

[@coyotix]

"I can see it." "I can hear it." "I can taste it." "I can smell it." "I feel like I'm fuckin it." "YOOOO"

[@quantumblur_3145]

See, hear, taste, smell, and fuck no evil

[@latch_official]

12:39 is so good

[@darthchalupa2485]

I want to say thank you for including a content warning for spiders You think that would be a common practice since its the most common phobia in the world but for some reason people just keep throwing spiders up on screens with reckless abandon

[@quantumblur_3145]

Until peace and love permeate the eukaryotes

[@Khp_Gll]

It's always that impecable comedic timing with Penny & friends, idk how they keep doing it but goddamn if it is funny 😂

[@wesleypatterson2284]

Maybe the REAL aparatus was the friends we made along the way

[@TalkingSoup]

one of my favorite streamers playing amazon delivery driver simulator oh my god ETA: i CANNOT believe they found out that henry kissinger was dead while playing

[@dietcuke]

I love love love how GOOD your captions are. it’s so easy to keep along with everything that’s going on. ❤❤❤❤

[@xxx_overgrowth_xxx]

One of the funniest VOD's I've ever scene, so I'm excited to see the edited version :):)

[@Nagol6432]

The blaring of the horn and then dancing is so funny

[@LaserBearCatGaming]

I watched this weeks ago and I STILL think about the Calm-Down Horn CONSTANTLY

[@wicked_W]

12:43 good vocals 👑 , that’s a Good Phish

[@duncanurquhart5278]

good old penny "snapcube" "sex haver" parker

[@theshadowsquadhd215]

This is the funniest vid this year imo. I really needed it. Thanks again Mrs. Cube

[@laurice1285]

THAT ending was AMAZING!! couldn't end better!!

[@montanarose4622]

Ok I have nothing else to comment on except for the fact that PENNY YOUR FAVOURITE ANIMAL??? I am biting and gnawing at your kneecaps

[@12lbsofcopperwire]

9:10 i was waiting for a pumpkin hill reference, and was not disappointed

[@TTHBLOX_]

I lpve holly's pure goblin energy