I Am Simply Flabbergasted

[@friendlyjordies]

Check out www.youtube.com/@Siteinspections for more shemozzles. Now, give me some ideas for the merch. What should a friendlyjordies buzzer say when you press it?

[@cdrhombus4192]

Faaaaaaaark! In a Shazza voice

[@jackkeating1663]

I fucked in both your guest houses for sure

[@cyrus2395]

It should just say the c-word

[@eeeefgcfyu]

Fell off

[@One-ct3xe]

It needs to say anything in Shirl’s voice, but especially I’m Gonna windpipe the biggest lesbo

[@early2000skid]

It's ok 'A Current Affair', I found it confusing too: Zeher: Tears fake sheds (apart) Crooked Property Developers/Inspectors: Sheds fake tears

[@tomparker5000]

Walkley Award for you!

[@differentbutsimilar7893]

Oh, very punny.

[@jannikheidemann3805]

Excellent play on words.

[@lightsupportweapon]

LOOOOOOOOOL

[@DarkManifesto]

That's funny

[@joshdbarber]

Soundboard: “Labooouuuuurr”

[@cc227able]

Alongside "THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT!"

[@j377yb33n]

and the posh voiced "Oh naauwr!"

[@gowerski]

"stooge"

[@Numptaloid]

the Labooouuuuurr GOVERNMENT

[@LLamaWizard23]

I love that the crack stays throughout the whole video

[@mathewpoole3589]

That's not a nice thing to call Shanks

[@Shy--Tsunami]

Don't judge someones addiction. He probably does crack to forget he was turnt to a crisp.

[@soutarm]

Really committing to the bit

[@MacauleyCL]

Thought it was my screen for a second, was like " when the fuck did that happen"

[@alanberry811]

@@MacauleyCLsame

[@darnsmall]

Soundboard Must Have: "NO MERCY FOR STOOGES!!!" and "YILMAAAAAAZ"

[@MortalCoil64]

NO MERCY FOR STOOGESSSSSSSS

[@manbearpig900]

Yilmaz needs his own device

[@Xero8644]

I love that Age of empires 2 actually has this as a soundboard

[@IvanVKlik]

a quick subtle bruz-tinged "stooge" would not be amiss either lol

[@sammaree5351]

Def stooges

[@kawasakieddy61]

I used the off brand ones on my Lego house and it was fire bombed by John Barilaro

[@chriss3404]

friendlyjordies is a as much a title as a person. Legend says, if you piss of John Barilaro and he firebombs your house, you seamlessly replace the old jordies. It's sorta like that Christmas movie where someone accidentally kills Santa and then slowly becomes him.

[@lazyshooter23]

@@chriss3404 In this magical realism, the Santa we replace isn't the one trespassing and throwing 'lit' gifts down your chimney? I do like the idea of not replacing bruz but it is an odd character switch-up for that genre.

[@StephenMcGregor1986]

@@chriss3404 I loved the Hydra symbolism behind the spread of the Coronation video Take one video down people power will spread 9 more copies per 1 that is taken down. Streisand Hydra Godzilla. Fuck around and find out Bitchalaro

[@notchpoodles5864]

I️ didn’t know we were allowed to joke about that. Cuz implying he did that might ACTUALLY be defamation. We’re all in this together now. He sues one of us he sues all of us. (My stupid little American ass is scared of Australian politicians and humor)

[@cooked.gaming]

@@notchpoodles5864satire has some amount of legal protection, even in this corrupt utopia

[@eiquebitumin9445]

"The LIBERAL GOVERNMENT!" Is literally perfect. Edit: this was meant as a suggested quote for jordies merch, if you support the libs please check your 2nd investment property, I left you a present. 😉

[@alank1220]

Nah the LNP are shit. 😅

[@kerrumz1]

@@alank1220 you clearly haven't been here for long. It used to be a "catch phrase" for Jordies to yell THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT and thats what the other guy was referencing.

[@Nebulon2010]

And have the audio edited to sound as demonicly raging as possible.

[@zlockno]

Needs 2 buttons lol

[@nathanwright9089]

Will riot if this doesn’t happen

[@Deeps429]

Soundboard Idea: classic "THE LIBERAL GOVERMENT!!!"

[@totemic7244]

Perhaps also the rare "the federal labor government" from the video on Lang?

[@giovanni4503]

All for this one!

[@adamharkness5581]

Soundboard idea : fuck my house is in fire

[@Trigger2931]

Soundboard Idea: No mercy for stooges

[@ardencassie5150]

Iconic

[@markwilliams7712]

They should make an action figure of Zahir. When your kids are playing Lego, you can get him to say "that's not up to standard"

[@mcspud]

non-compliant

[@therooffairy5979]

NON COMPLIANT

[@spanty7137]

Good from far but far from good

[@danielswinbourne3507]

I picture kids all running around in the Zeher swat uniforms tape measure in one hand level in the other making dad's fix everything that's not to code 🔥💩🏠🚪🇦🇺

[@IOUaUsername]

Doors being sealed IS part of the national construction code section J (energy efficiency). Ironically, this does not apply to class 10 sheds, but would apply to class 1 houses. If the shed is full of windows the certifier is supposed to say "this will probably be airconditioned so section J applies". Also section C (fire resistance) often requires sealing of doors and windows and applies to sheds if they're not spaced far enough away from a class 1 house. Either way, if you got the certifier to treat it as a shed and then sold it as a house, that's straight up fraud.

[@headwerkn]

This. Also: they seriously sold those townhouses as Class 10 buildings?!? Dafaq?

[@xyzconceptsYT]

In the context of this finding, they were actually talking about the painting and sealing of the door leaf itself. Not specifically the Energy Efficiency (sealing) aspect in this case.

[@bencheevers6693]

I thought this was a joke comment but now I'm not so sure, I mean I'm familiar with building code here in Canada but that seems excessive Edit: And we've got to deal with both the hot and the cold

[@V10nyx]

​@@bencheevers6693 Australia has fairly detailed and strict codes. According to my Architecture professor we are one of the only countries with detailed and precise measurement requirements for stairs too. (Not sure how true the stair thing is, in the sense of being relatively rare)

[@fenrironin]

we need to have more double glassing glazing ok glazing

[@BurazSC2]

Zeher: This is poor quality and needs to be replaced, because... ACA: ASHSKUALLY, it's poor quality and needs to be replaced, because...

[@josephking6515]

I went into dispute with the builder who slapped our shithole together. I had *four* A4 pages of faults I was complaining about but the builder denied them and said all was ok. I hire a registered/licenced Building Inspector and he *added* items to my list and they all got rectified though some were pretty dodgy and I had to reinforce the step faults. Putting 15mm nails into a 12mm thick strip of wood on the front edge of the steps to make the steps compliant was bloody dangerous. House is now 24 years old and there's broken crap everywhere. Building industry is an effing joke and so is the regulatory authority.

[@Brakiros]

I told a friend that in 10 years it won't be a surprise if half of Sydney falls down due to the relentless corruption and incompetence in the building industry

[@bigdawg9743]

My favourite ACA story was about a woman who called a hit on her ex husband for $300 and a pack of smokes.

[@markwaters4582]

Reality through priorities!👍🤘💥😊😊

[@Kyryyn_Lyyh]

Keep in mind that’s AUS$ as well :v

[@mattymcmacca]

Is this still available? Asking for a friend

[@icetbaggins7999]

Vapes now illegal..uum; I’ll do 250 and a pack of smokes. PM me

[@Reluctant_J]

Will do for VAPES!

[@mattgraham1983]

Zahir is pointing out massive issues with in the building industry, the fact those houses are classed as sheds should be an instant red flag and those inspectors would have know or they never turned up and just signed it off and this isn't a little clerical error. The other thing is could the council force the owners of said property's to move out or take legal action against them when they try to sell the property.

[@jkean888]

Soundboard idea: "I'm flabbergasted you firebombed my house".

[@notchpoodles5864]

“I️ was sleeping somewhere else that night. WITH THE FIREBOMBERS MUM!!”

[@SirNecro]

Zahir is an absolute legend. Bit worried about his own WorkSafe practices though. The roofs he scales without safety gear is kinda scary.

[@candyman9635]

Let's just assume that he's that good and not that overconfident

[@r0br33r]

Wtf are you on about you fairy? You don't understand physics but old mate clearly does *or he'd be a paraplegic without his own channel.* Keyboard babby w/ no industry experience could not have worded your whinge better "roofs are kinda scary :S" you nonce :L

[@notchpoodles5864]

@@candyman9635not sure what the context is (never heard of the guy. Hope his house is okay if you know what I️ mean) but I’m going to choose to believe that he has super badass parkour skills

[@guerrillagamer2919]

Soundboard: Sucks to be you stooooooooge"

[@L1VE3V1L]

The intellect of this man is staggering. Only discovered him from when his house was set on fire, but going through the back catalogue, THIS is real journalism. I haven't seen it in a long time.

[@Fuzzy_Barbarian]

I found Zeher's channel last year and it's opened my eyes so much to the shoddy jobs builders try to get away with. Protect this man!

[@tristo2113]

I work in construction and would never buy a new build, especially nothing in a high rise.

[@ghostighosti9443]

Same, I would be looking at pre 2010 in my opinion...

[@TheNewBloodDan]

"Someone fire bombed my house!" would be a good phrase to use!

[@YuckFoutube-e1z]

"Someone fire bombed my shed!"

[@notchpoodles5864]

@@YuckFoutube-e1zlol somehow even funnier. Them sheds ain’t up to code

[@tyrobosaurosR6]

I used to work for a major insurance company and the amount of claims we used to get for defects and houses/units not built to code was ridiculous. Meant to get 7 years warranty on new builds yet most of the companies just go under and the buyer just has no avenue to really get it sorted.

[@Meloncholiac]

Keeping that crack in the wall the entire video was actually hilarious. Editor committed to the bit.

[@uggyboots]

I was worried for a second and thought my screen was damaged 😂

[@chrisalan5610]

“Silicone and paint make me the carpenter I ain’t”

[@dman8734]

"Do your best, silicone the rest!" or "looks good from my house" :D

[@snells-window]

@@dman8734 "looks good from far, but it's far from good"

[@chrisalan5610]

@@dman8734 I love how many creative ways contractors have thought up to say “good enough”

[@StrangelyIronic]

Friendlyjordies probably the only youtuber to not only actually put the link to the person's channel in the description like they said they would, but they put it at the top so it's visible without even having to hit "more" and going through 2 paragraphs of ads. And they pin a comment with a link to the channel too; blown away (well, not surprised for this channel, but if most others I've watched did, would truly be blown away).

[@thegatorhator6822]

Got a tradie mate who says in the last 10 years there has been a steady decline in all the supplies on the market. Half the treated timber they get hasn't been treated right and is beginning to show signs of rot before being put in ETC ETC

[@trevorstevenson4038]

Yeah, they don't even pretend to properly dry the timber before cutting it, these days.

[@thegatorhator6822]

@@trevorstevenson4038 he said it all is much worse too. Bricks, glass, concrete and so on. I just don't really have his technical knowledge what exactly has been skimped on in the process of making this stuff but I see his meaning. Houses put up in 2010 - 2020 are all already falling apart. Fresh road laid gets immediate potholes much faster than it used to in the 90s and 80s. Concrete paths are a mess. But that's everything now. Even shit like Patio Furniture or Indoor Furniture doesn't last a fraction of the time it used to. It's kinda ironic with the recent discovery of what made Roman concrete last thousands of years that our concrete has gone from lasting 5 - 6 decades before serious faults show to lasting maybe 1 decade now before coming to pieces. Progress, western man.

[@jannikheidemann3805]

Can't keep letting them get away with that!

[@kremepye3613]

I'm a trady for 20 years and I would never touch anything built after the 90s

[@notchpoodles5864]

So not only is timber being illegally cut down half the time, it’s also not Prepared properly? Why am I️ not surprised?

[@Jake-mp7ex]

I'd be pretty frightened to buy any small place built in the last 10 or so years. I'd also EXPECT to be calling the builder back to fix something they skipped, wtf is that?

[@pr0xZen]

If it's brand spanking new, there's often gonna be honest, minor touchups that got missed. But nothing serious. If it's a year or two + lived-in, anything but direct damage, substantial excessive wear or extreme maintenance negligence really shouldn't be issues.

[@andrewwright6898]

Rubbish! A friend of the family is a now retired builder. He said he would never buy a house built this century. Why? Principally, the lack of skill, and lack of care, of modern tradies. He told me, and it is either true or false, that apprentice carpenters, if they fail a test, can sit exactly that same test, again and again and again. It is much harder to fail to pass. Do you think the carpenter, or builder, that has failed many tests, exactly the same test (!), is any good, or gives a toss??

[@smalltime0]

@@andrewwright6898 The problem isn't the tradies (well it is... but) the governments of the '80s and '90s practically Australia-wide demolished all their building & public work commissions and even the private industry oversight. You now have building managers and architects doing substitutions and redesigns with no engineering oversight on works, and that part is LEGAL. These issues, unless you actually know what you're looking for, don't immediately present themselves. They'll look fine and be fine, until wear starts to show prematurely 2-3+ years later, where lo and behold pretty much all the automatic liability stuff goes away.

[@intensecutn]

​@@pr0xZenthe shit I've seen working for builders on apartment buildings mate... Concrete cut straight through PT strands? NO WORRIES! Waterfall coming from your ceiling and destroying the whole kitchen and living room floating floor boards on handover day? YES PLEASE! Using quick set concrete to build hobs and fill peno's? WE WANT MORE! HUUUUUGE hidden gaping holes in the external walls akin to having a door open 24/7? Oh YEEAAAAH! Should we install the flashing on top of this wall? Nah fuck it I'm starting my new job next week and then it'll be someone else's problem. That flashing never did get installed, and 100% water would have flooded into the apartment. The list could go on and on, and these aren't even all the worse ones. Just the ones I could think of off the top of my head.

[@sandyfoot]

You’d need to go back 20 years. I’d say pre 2005

[@HarryJamesH]

Soundboard: "I'm in your bedroom John"

[@notchpoodles5864]

Idk when he’s said that but I️ wouldn’t be surprised. Wait was it when he was filming that video in Bruz’s Air BnB?

[@robboltwood]

Site inspections guy is a national treasure

[@glsinsight]

💯

[@bigjuice5821]

He’s also an ex dodgy builder 😂

[@Hurricayne92]

@@bigjuice5821 Whats that saying "takes a criminal to catch a criminal" 🤣

[@elliottbott7213]

@@bigjuice5821 you got a source for that or you just upset?

[@robboltwood]

Either way, fuck box gutters

[@tahliamobile]

"Do your best and sue the rest" Could be a catchy one liner for many politicians and their business mates these days.

[@notchpoodles5864]

I️ don’t think they’re doing their best. They’re doing as little as possible to make the most amount of money possible. Good ole politicians

[@ripperdjak6224]

One of the lines for your catch phrase has you be "THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT!" and "LaBoUrE!!"

[@Boggerbrains]

“Bangas and mash? More like Pings and GASH”

[@paulbuchanan7781]

I wonder who at ACA is on the take. Can't think of any other explanation for why they'd run a pro building industry / anti-consumer hit piece. Unless they're just grossly incompetent.

[@Hurricayne92]

I think the list would be shorter if you asked who WASN'T on the take.

[@esmeraldagreengate4354]

Its on the 9 network. That's the list.

[@aecides3203]

This doesn't have to be an either/or scenario - it's almost definitely both.

[@MortimerSeptimus]

"Get a dog up ya" for the soundboard

[@DoomFlavored]

Yeah, def need one of those little voiceboxes with 6 versions of your angry Aussie “F A C K” immediately

[@notchpoodles5864]

The Aussie “F A C K” feels Right somehow. My only exposure to uncensored aussies is Jordies, IDAT, Code Bullet, and I️ believe Pimpnite. And that NileRed parody, Mr. Green

[@Red_Beard2798]

You have to have a buzzer that's just six different emotional levels of "BRUZ"

[@jubeman]

A Bruzzer ®

[@notchpoodles5864]

@@jubemanyou’re a genius. I️ commend you

[@Sir_Flibble]

We got lucky. The only reason we managed to settle with our builder because we happened to sue them the week they were trying to phoenix their company and they couldn't transfer their property and wrap up the company without dealing with our suit. They couldn't settle quick enough.

[@anguspugh4543]

ACA really showed their hand here, quite unbelievable actually

[@notchpoodles5864]

One might even say… flabbergasting

[@liamkelly5850]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/kKqUlXuhpNuIe9ksi=vhhxoCjMz6xRzOkW I don’t think this was the hit piece from ACA that it’s been made out to be. Zaher made his own video on the ACA story and he didn’t seem to hate on them.

[@elenawilliams32]

I love watching Site Inspections and I'm not even building a home. Zahir makes it binge worthy. Nice collaboration.

[@Mere_Puffery]

I’ve watched quite a few of his vids too and the only time I’ll own a place to live is in my dreams. But I feel so legitimately angry seeing the absolute SHIT these builders can get away with. It’s fucking outrageous. And regarding the home/shed owners I admit there may be a tiny bit of schadenfreude involved lol.

[@elenawilliams32]

@@Mere_Puffery I get absolutely incensed watching some of the crazy stuff ups, etc... Also, 'yes' to the schadenfreude too. Aah, don't all of us enjoy a little schadenfreude? 👀😁

[@notchpoodles5864]

I’m not even Australian nor have I️ watched the guy but I️ like his vibes (although I️ think reporters should be measured by how many lawsuits they have against them lol)

[@cjod33]

You used to have had to do an apprenticeship to become a carpenter. Then after a number of years and more study , become a builder. then do your clerk of works(3 nights a week for three years)to become a building inspector. These days anyone can just jump straight to being an inspector. No experience in the industry necessary. I've had 23 yr old kids come out to inspect jobs. Pay the money and get a ticket these days. So many tradies these days, including builders, have never done an apprenticeship nor even been through TAFE . Being a Qualified building inspector means nothing these days. Got out of the Sydney game a few years back because of the shit show it has become. I started in the building game in 1986.

[@RiffRaffMama.]

I'm studying building surveying and I can't work until I successfully complete my 3 year course and perform 200 (yes, two hundred) supervised inspections. Don't know where your info is coming from, but it's wrong.

[@willam1992]

more likely the inspector is just paying some bloke to do it for him and then signs it off later so the inspector gets out of leaving the house. a good racket if you don't get caught or care

[@everboy5059]

An oldy soundbite would "you are a drop in the comos bruz" Another favourite is: "he's my favourite DJ"

[@TheUnitedfan11]

I’m a surveyor in Sydney who does a fair few strata plans which essentially involves measuring the area of apartments/townhouses basically as soon as the gyprock is in place. Some of the builds I’ve seen are appalling. Every crack/hole just filled and painted over. Entire apartment building floors painted in a day (8+ units/2 painters), kitchens installed with benches that aren’t flat. I’d strongly advise anyone looking at buying anything built in the last 20 years to really do their due diligence or avoid entirely

[@mordecaipandora5647]

your soundboard definitely needs "THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT!!!" ps - props for committing to the cracked wall bit for the entire episode.

[@MrNoobed]

9:04 it's also always required you.install things to manufacturer specs

[@steadytrousers9813]

Plop plop! I’m shitting to this 🎉

[@carbonatedmilk2851]

Real journalism right here

[@drphwoar]

I need to do a piss. Just joking! I did one before.

[@oakleyves]

holy shit

[@grughweatherbug2684]

☹️

[@Volti-Vagra]

i shouldnt have laughed at that none the less *t h a t* hard 12/10

[@PainkillerX12]

I swear, by watching this channel I'm gonna be more aware of Australian's laws and institutions than my own country's ones... I would add two lines on a FJ edition soundboard thingy : "I want you to be the first to know that I fucked in both your guest houses" accompanied by the "I'm filming at your estate" And as a baguette dude from baguette land, I would add the 5:50 "Ceci ness pass oon townhouse" into it just for the sake of it... Maybe it's too situational so feel free to turn it into whatever you want but your french speech is hilarious. Add moar please. You're the lego man we need as mere cogo men. Thank you Jordan.

[@RiffRaffMama.]

I suggested the guesthouses quote as well. My favourite line from that video.

[@nodocs74]

We had a builder pull out of a build because Zeher was doing the inspection lol

[@Toni-J-l4c]

O:08 Lego-Legolas' legless lego-lass can't just walk away from a relationship, ya know mate?

[@mantis-toboggan62]

Holy shit, I know Howard Ryan, he was our baseball Coach in Quakers hill (Pirates) in the mid 90"s, no shit. My mother has a few stories about this man..

[@notchpoodles5864]

Please do go on, my friend

[@_aitchfactor188]

Soundboard: "here's what you're gonna do, you're gonna dig a hole, you're gonna bury that story in that hole and that hole is gonna be so deep that if ya find opals you're gonna GIVE em to me"

[@the1onlynoob]

knock off legos can still critical strike when you step on them

[@notchpoodles5864]

Truuuu

[@craigspratling4574]

AS 1909 - adopted in 1984 part 9.2 requires top and bottom of doors to be painted.

[@DjNoveaux]

“If you’re not spinning, you’re not winning!” “Bünnings”

[@jtsector]

Soundboard: 🔴 “That was the sweetest victory of all”

[@JamesPendergast]

This is what happens when you have private certifiers in construction.

[@jannikheidemann3805]

One works for the people that choose to pay one for the work. One wants to keep being chosen.

[@jacksond420]

"That's a violation, that's not even up to code" What a collab

[@charlie_bricks-o2x]

Soundboard idea: "Umm, actually" 😂

[@tobiashughes8181]

I've heard of plenty of builders literally saying "She'll be right, it's only gotta stay up for 7 years and I keep me licence." I personally feel like the "warranty" on a $2 million house should last longer than 7 years, so why does the builder keep his licence if it falls down 2 months after 7 years? I worked installing insulation for a while and the stuff you see builders do to make it work is astonishing, this isn't even a new trend. Houses from the 70s and 80s even have thigs that just shouldn't be done. Studs that were a little short held in with chips of wood so you can see the giant gap at the top, why cause the apprentice cut it too short and you didn't want to eat that cost?

[@i-love-comountains3850]

As an electrical apprentice, I DESPISE HACK WORK. Hack work is dangerous for homeowners _and_ other tradefolk. I've heard plenty of stories of one person's shoddy work getting others killed. It's unfuckinacceptable.

[@Manawatu_Al2844]

You should see some of the work, done by people who've done theatrical electrical work training and used it to install lighting, swap out light switches etc in their houses.

[@Android811]

I'm getting a house built at the moment. All the wiring in the roof is just cable tied to the frame.... STEEL FRAME! Does this need to be in conduit? I'm worried the insulation around the wiring will fail somewhere and my whole house will become live!

[@julesbrunton1728]

Got me impaled...didn't die though so it doesn't count 😂

[@ariadneschild8460]

​@@Android811yeah that doesn't sound ideal. The conduit makes it possible to replace the cables if needed and you have no way of doing that with that set up. Was this a professional job or owner builder?

[@jannikheidemann3805]

@@julesbrunton1728 Still doesn't sound ideal.

[@tellumyort]

I’m an American in Ohio and I felt this. I bought a house from a flipper and had problems from day 1, thanks in part to the home inspector doing a poor job and not calling out obvious problems, specifically wood rot in the roof with later collapsed.

[@michelle.coates]

'Why don't you go after the REAL criminals' 😂

[@huwpatt3817]

Lego Prize evah?

[@MissusAnon]

Ahhh that's a good one

[@notchpoodles5864]

It just occurred to me that Jordies is a criminal (in certain politicians’ eyes) and that makes me weirdly happy. Keep on criming

[@jazzcat123]

"Nah, but miss!" - Bruz

[@cosmicdib4823]

Can't wait to crack out the ol "LIBERAL GOVERNMENT" soundbyte instead of doing it myself

[@lazye691]

0:12 Heeeyyyyy, I’m not 30…..yet.

[@AgostinoCarusoguy]

Sound board idea, “duhhhhhh” Australian man noise

[@TripleBarrel06]

For your soundboard: 1. Baws 2. That current affair sting sound effect 3. Goblin Voice

[@SpacePlague]

"THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT" needs to be on the soundboard.

[@cosiman7442]

" Star ships were meant to fly ", the ending from "Aussies At Work: SUPRÉ", a video you made 8 years ago. This was the video that got me hooked on your content and I have been a fan ever since. Put that on a key ring and ill mash that button till it breaks.

[@RainusBrainus]

Soundboard idea: That "horror" sound effect the editor plays when you say something loud.

[@notchpoodles5864]

THE LIBERAL GOVERNMENT You mean like that?

[@jabik9895]

7:27 “we’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

[@rofalmatt]

Soundboard - " can you not talk to me while eatting maccas " " yeah victory lap"

[@Koh_TheRat]

"get a dog up ya" is a good quote

[@giovanni4503]

Peter dutton - Frankston line clip soundboard

[@PeppercornVR]

Tops of my doors were unpainted and now they're falling apart and have to be replaced, the moisture dissolves the glue and the wood puffs up making them hard to close without excess force

[@jamessmith5666]

I wanna hear Mislav's "I'm broke forever" chorus on the friendly jordies sound maker.

[@Sir-Sticky]

"Hey guys. Wanna see my warhammer?" Followed by 7 years of silence.

[@joncitizen8060]

Yeah, I don't think many were buying that crap that Howard Ryan was dribbling. We all know the types that are painting Zeher @siteinspections as a bad guy, and most of them have something to lose as a result of the work he's doing. If only people could follow the rules and do their job properly! It's just like Zeher himself says, there's no pride in workmanship anymore, it's all about quantity.

[@cookiemonstersrevenge5884]

soundboard: "bruz"

[@kainlockley]

Before you finished that poor standard crack in the wall bit, I thought it was a hair on my screen, so I kept trying to scrub it off. Lol

[@francisconnelly1055]

That crack in the wall made my heart sink thinking I had a crack in the phone screen

[@quantumsingularitystudios1772]

I always thought Bart's "go to hell" button was 'Go to Ham'. I got vehemently ripped on in school for it.

[@notchpoodles5864]

Lol. I️ find your misery amusing. As is done with most great comedians

[@fenrirlives2226]

6:10 this entire string of jokes made me choke on lemonade 😂

[@aaronnunn5240]

ACA actually has Red Tape in their logo.

[@skelehedron3070]

"He picks on the tops and bottoms of doors" Thank you good sir, I am very happy that someone is looking after my house so my doorways dont collapse and kill me

[@HappyLarry.]

I feel like Aussies don't like tradies cause despite the logical idea that "not all of them are bad", we've all met awful tradies. Frequently. An occupation that regularly attracts the most incompetent high schoolers, who manage to meet the bare minimum in physical prowess and knowledge, and then get paid at least 3 times as much as they should, and *somehow* attract beautiful women, despite the fact they can't even brush their hair or put on a clean shirt? There's GOTTA be good tradies though, literally by the numbers.

[@Brakiros]

My landlord was billed over $300 for a 'late call out' at 5:35pm to fix a broken toilet. Some tradies just take advantage it was literally 10 minutes and no parts needed replacing.

[@trevorstevenson4038]

Man, you just overtly displayed everything wrong with you haha

[@trevthetroll]

@@Rubicola174 Do it

[@trevthetroll]

@@Brakiros Boo hoo...you wanna go and fish a nappy out of someones smelly dunny after a ten hour day, a shower and a beer? $3oo is too cheap.

[@trevthetroll]

Or maybe you think that there's teams of plumbers on standby waiting for dunnies to block up...hahahalol

[@alexanderparker8352]

One of the buttons has to be "snake charmer" or "come back at 9:00 tomorrow"

[@Bad_Riders]

“Small fish are only small fish cause they are too stupid to get the food to become big fish”… I salute you sir 🫡

[@notchpoodles5864]

Friendlyjordies-isms that somehow make sense

[@_hannbee]

I feel like there was a huge missed opportunity to soundboard non-compliiiiiant for this one. 😂 As someone who works in the industry, I LOVE zehirs content

[@katiekat2921]

Couldn't the homeowners pursue some kind of fraudulent/fake advertising claim since they were sold townhouses which were actually sheds?

[@trevorstevenson4038]

Nah probably not, if it is actually written in the contract. They should check if sheds are able to be built so close to one another, on that land type. I dunno haha

[@destnations5588]

I worked on an apartment project a decade ago , where the builders didn't adhere to the standard wait times for the green concrete on levels to go off to hardness factor safe to start building the next levels on, then one day a heap of Trade Assistants were rushed downstairs into the below ground car park with gas props to hold up the concrete roof as it was starting to collapse,, I did have a few photos sent to me by them , of up to 2 metre square sections of concrete slab tearing from the roof around pillars like weird mushrooms. when we asked what the analysis and extent of the damage was by the engineers ( there was two new levels build on the green concrete and that caused it to buckle and sag ) we were told it was repaired. I can't see how that much damage could be repaired, but the next day they were throwing more steel down, and pumping more concrete in top to finish the 3 story,. I left that project because of the safety standard there, but I really should have called Worksafe in. I feel sorry for the people that now own and live in apartments there. I garuantee if inspectors went in there they would deem it a hazard to life to live in. Nothing ever reached the news, I never saw or heard a whisper of it, so I think it was all hushed up.

[@Jessesloveshack]

6:28 clive palmer EXPOSED

[@zombeef6977]

One of the friendlyjordies buttons should say "late one night last November my house was firebombed"

[@CraftedVision]

Please do a video on Senator Fatima Payman crossing the floor. She has stood up for what was right and it getting shit-canned because "right" isnt as important as, "towing the party line".

[@trevthetroll]

She did fukc all except get sucked in by the greens and made an arse of herself in the eyes of the party that got her elected.

[@grumayepa]

That last line of "This work is of a poor standard" if it was on a soundboard I'd use it at work

[@DaveinTokiyo]

Blew the entire FJ budget on those VFX this week. For the rest of the week Jordan's gunna be sitting in a singlet behind a wet cardboard box he found behind his local Coles...

[@notchpoodles5864]

He has horrible luck with buildings. First his house fire and now he’s been by his studio (just a brank, pro)

[@snorpax1887]

the people building your millwork: "cant see it from my house"

[@eighth08]

For the merch idea, one has to be the guy off camera chiming in to say that one was too much.

[@megamcgee]

This was me. Building company screwed me on a new build. Didn’t even build to the plan. Flipped the entire plan over without telling me, the bank or the insurer and explained it was okay because it wasn’t explicitly stated in the plan which side the rooms would be on. This was on top of a myriad of other issues with the house. Uneven second story. Cupboards without shelving installed. Handrail on stairs not attached. Flashings. I don’t know why I’m listing things because I actually can’t remember everything. All of the building waste of left in the backyard and we had to remove it ourselves. But none of it got fixed. I kept asking and asking. Covid happened. They never came back.

[@onesqueazyboi8666]

I can believe Coronation poorly constructed Jordies future house to get their revenge

[@notchpoodles5864]

By god you’re right

[@Kyorisu]

"Actually it was installed incorrectly correctly." What an argument.