I Am the Splatoon CEO

[@ItsKirboPepe]

DUDE is The Splatoon

[@LawsonD]

Fr 😂

[@twobadour]

DUDE is the master of thumbnail faces

[@flodthelunatic5678]

Mr CEO, I have a salmon run request for you : can you make an small adjustment on the scale reward system ? Like : when you defeat a salmon king, you receive at least one silver scale for sure, and if you defeat it before the 30 sec. left, you received at least one golden scale for making the reward less hazardous, but also could only work on a certain hazard level for not making it to easy either.

[@Blush21_]

Hello Mr. CEO, I am asking for the entire Charger community: When will Eliter get Burst Bomb back? Best regards, Blush_

[@ThatSrb2DUDE]

Ill will need to hold a meeting with the council to discuss business. Stay put young charger soul All Good, Splatoon CEO

[@Pearl_Blossom]

It'll be when Slosher gets Burst Bomb back

[@madwibble]

Burst bond steering committee minutes confirm this is feasible sir.

[@OctoArtist]

As a fellow octobrush main I can relate to the squidbagging on the grate at 4:24. Oh and I also like to bump people with the brush too 😭 (I die most of the time)

[@ShortSweetcakeYT]

2:40 Both missed the power clams at the same time. Truly a Clam Blitz moment.

[@the_legendary_fire]

One of them was me, completely whiffed it and I kept laughing because I've hit t500 in clam blitz and knew my worst moment was gonna get put in this video 😭

[@sharkgam3z592]

@@the_legendary_fire my insane condolences for you

[@the.littlest.toaster]

You zip cast with intention when i do it i feel like i just made myself easier to kill

[@legoboy7107]

Oh my gosh, he's actually John Splatoon.

[@sooty_tee]

I had so much fun with this video😂楽しかったです！

[@dynimitedonohue]

Mr splatoon ceo does srb stand for silly range blaster

[@Vicvillon]

These are the important questions.

[@dynimitedonohue]

@@Vicvillon real

[@the_legendary_fire]

I love everyone in the comments addressing dude as the splatoon CEO

[@JustCrazyDK]

4:33 Yeah, Optimal Seabagging.

[@Foun_D_OnePiece]

Mr. DUDE are we going to the moon in Splatoon 4?

[@snowparody]

If future wins i guess

[@Queenxily]

Thank you Mr. Splatoon we all say in unison

[@riggy241]

Mr CEO, I have a request, can you make it so you always get a 10x, 100x, 333x battle back when someone disconnects in one.

[@HugoBluGo]

I'll have to watch the whole live to know what you said

[@gio_wuz_here]

Yeah Nogami is cool and all But DUDE??? That guy is Splatoons super CEO

[@diamonddevon6662]

Mr CEO, I have a ranked battle request: Make it like in Splatoon 1 and 2 the anarchy series is fun making it easier to rank up, but the rank up battle has got to go because I heard a lot of people are getting fed up losing their rank up matches over and over again

[@corbinmacklin185]

All hail my Splatoon CEO 🙌🏾

[@squidtoonist]

Waiting on Manga version of how DUDE became CEO :3

[@aroncarbajal4922]

Mr CEO can you buff H3 please? We're struggling out there

[@X-A-Z]

We need more Dude doing an Australian accent

[@Captain1455]

Mr. CEO any ideas for a Animal Crossing / Splatoon crossover? Or Maybe a crossover with Sonic?😂

[@giganticmoon]

CEO sir, I would like to take your position please.

[@blizzardcubing5260]

As an Octobrush main with all three Octobrushes to 5⭐️ and obtain all gold badges for it, you are doing pretty good playing the Octobrush 👍

[@lu-metal1232]

this thumbnail :sob:

[@weirdpuppet326]

Mr splatoon ceo, I humbly suggest and ask that we add ranked modes to Splatfests, with would replace the pro category.

[@sharkgam3z592]

11:11 the other person who joined in lmao

[@the_legendary_fire]

That clip with shazu at the end had me dying 😭

[@Joker-xr3ng]

Dude using his weapon

[@InsertQuarterPlz]

Hi CEO Is there any plans for splattershot burst bomb?

[@nicolasiancu7959]

insane switches

[@Nihonguy]

Mr. CEO can duelie squealchers please roll back on the nerfs they got in splatoon 2, mpu isnt in 3 and i feel they dont need that punishment anymore, thank you. Sincerely a fan and player since the first test fire

[@Itsgamingtime11-co5kp]

OctoBrush Nouevu is my main so I’m used to it

[@Chloian]

I got 5 star Voctobrush yesterday

[@Doceli-dg3cn]

Ooo this boy is pimping in thumbnail 😎

[@Jetcel-p9n]

to be real, bro looks like Matt

[@goofy_dog000]

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[@ThatSrb2DUDE]

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[@NinjaRabbit29]

sports, it’s in the game

[@Pearl_Blossom]

E E E It's in the E

[@matthiasdejonge9717]

Hey DUDE, if you still see this, I have a question for you about Zipcaster. How do you use this special effectively in battle? Thanks in advance! BTW great video, keep it up!

Can I get a promotion Mr. Splatoon CEO, sir? 🥺🙏

[@austinlinco]

Hello Mr. CEO highness President Sir, I have a proposal for a new holiday. “Splatoon 1 Day” where everything in Splatoon 3 reverts to Splatoon 1 for a day. The only weapons available for the day are from Splatoon 1. The only maps and gamemodes that are available are from Splatoon 1. The world magically turns into Splatoon 1 and everyone’s switch turns into the Wii U. Thank you so much Mr. Prime minister sir, - Austin

[@pizzaroll3356]

CEO entrepreneur born in 19 somthing more, Dude.Dude

[@Pearl_Blossom]

Nineteen aught seven /ref

[@Teh-Dee-bear]

The CEO of Splatoon playing my main weapon? 👀 Can I also be the CEO of brushes? 🙏🐻

[@Splatoon3IsLife]

MR. CEO, I have a question regarding the Splash-o-matic. When will the Splash-o-matic get Zipcaster and maybe even Torpedo aswell? I might be asking for too much which I apologize good sir I just thought I would ask.

[@Chaotick1d353]

Then can you fix roller hitboxs

[@TGCPhilip]

Dear Splatoon CEO, Could you please remove Clash Blaster from the game? I don't even struggle with it I just get PTSD from about 2 years ago every time I see it and personally believe that the world would be a better place without it. Thank you in advance, TGCPhilip

[@Luxius_8]

Clash and udercover are the worst designed weapons of the game. They need to stay bottom-tier in order to not break the game. Deleting them wouldn't impact the game at all

[@TGCPhilip]

@@Luxius_8 undercover could be cool if handled correctly, clash as a concept needs to stay bad though

[@Luxius_8]

@@TGCPhilip the concept of a weapon that constantly shoot behind a shield is inherently broken. The ability to recover the shield after a kill/assist was added in an update and could be given to another brella concept You also duplicated your response

[@TGCPhilip]

@@Luxius_8 Mann KZbin messes up sometimes, thanks. Not really, the short answer is just to move around the shield if you're worried about ink or if you're not, just break it. Whether it's a bomb or your main, any decent weapon has an answer to the shield. If it were buffed to keep pace with other weapons somehow, it'd cause trouble but it wouldn't break the game. I can see it in a skirmisher position in an ideal meta. It has the potential to be a weapon where you can really maintain some momentum but if you slip up once, you're completely done for

[@Luxius_8]

@@TGCPhilip if the shield is too good or the weapon can kill OR BOTH, it will at least be high-tier and the most anoying weapon to play against. The one time it was good was during the Kunder era and all it did was spaming armors and torpedos and letting the others fight: a boring and passive playstile The shield recovery is its only good trait, and it can be added to other brellas (maybe bamboo ?)

[@erickafisher69]

Look at you go splatting players left and right

[@CriminalUpper.]

My teammates at 3am be like: 2:43

[@curlyprofessor7143]

Hello mr CEO I have a request please remove clash blaster from splatoon 3

[@colby_247]

So funny 😂

[@sl33py_Ramn]

lol

[@GetFried348]

DUDE!!!! GRANDFEST IS HERE!!!! WERE COOOOOOOKED!!!! AUGH I KEEP FLIPPING OUT ON EVERY SPLATUBER IM SORRY😭😭😭😭

[@marcellolucas7160]

Mr. CEO, could you please remove aerosprays from the game in order to improve quality of life? Thank you thank you, knew you'd understand