i am too drunk to give the help action

[@jackdog06]

Npc: “have you heard of [something]” Normal dnd players: [to DM] “Can I roll for this?” Skip: “No.”

[@UchihaKat]

Zac's impeccable comedic timing is hella underrated.

[@sofie.h]

in hindsight ally's "i'll kill the dog and then i'll kiss it" was actually foreshadowing for all the slapping and then the kissing that happened later on...

[@laurenpaus7608]

does it count as dramatic irony if the player didn’t know it was foreshadowing 😂

[@Lucifersfursona]

They’re gonna cowboy bebop spaceship dog

[@Lucifersfursona]

Take the money eating dog and set him loose in a string of banks across the galaxy

[@Lucifersfursona]

“We’re gonna show that dog a good time” “are ya feelin it now mr krabs” montage with The Wurst crew and one dog

[@notachips3565]

Spoiler alert, they did absolutely cowboy bebop the shit out of that dog idk I haven't watched cowboy bebop

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@notachips3565 I haven’t either (I am ashamed) and I wrote this before I finished the episode Update Aurora Nebbins is a good and archetypal dog with no unusual qualities. Completely dog-sized and dog-shaped.

[@notachips3565]

@@Lucifersfursona you're absolutely very valid And yes I agree with you Aurora Nebbins is very ordinary for a dog, especially a royal blue mastiff, funny how they're called blue mastiffs

[@marzipanmenthol]

"I'm gonna go grab some chef's tools" and so it begins

[@drdfrgplls]

Norman 'Skip Dialog' Takamori:

[@aaronsemans3634]

“I’m gonna go get some chefs tools” _oh no_

[@LeakyTrees]

He didn't need to be doing a character, I would believe Brennan genuinely being mad at losing a blue ribbon

[@johnthomason9980]

Anyone who has watched Sophmore Year of FH probably felt the same chill down their spine that I did when I heard "Lou is not allowed on his own as a player" If things are getting compared to *THAT* series of events in SY, it's gonna get fucking *bad*

[@IamJacksSTD]

Chungledown Bim works for Repo Reapers. IT'S ALL GONNA COME FULL CIRCLE.

[@beckettericsson2554]

@@IamJacksSTD loose duke is the new chungledown bim

[@dillonleavelle6871]

@@beckettericsson2554 chungle-down duke!!

[@beckettericsson2554]

@@dillonleavelle6871 chungleduke bim

[@kylemoss7941]

'He eats exclusively money.' XD just the delivery, like the person is offended at the offer, wants to show off, and most likely believes themselves to be talking to an idiot, and all in just 5 words!!!!

[@candacelee6816]

This was such a great encapsulation of a group of fuck-off adventurers accepting their first quest from a quest giver - clumsy negotiation, getting drunk, having to stop one of their members from overreaching at the very end... Then massages.

[@PhilosopherWR]

0:20 Siobhan's joke was so funny and got no reaction. And she was so quick too.

[@math9172]

Sadly this happens more often than it should. Sometimes it's because he jokes are too subtle, sometimes it's because her quips are flooded in the ambiant chaos, and sometimes I think she's embodies her characters so much that it perhaps doesn't even feel like a bit. Either way, Siobhan is insanely underrated and I love her humour.

[@gentrygilpin5851]

As soon as all this happened, my first instinct was that the crew would end up adopting the dog. No way these idiots don't keep a pet.

[@romxxii]

That, or Skip eats the dog. One or the other.

[@jomo4680]

@@romxxii ? Why would he eat the dog?

[@Lucifersfursona]

@@jomo4680 smash cut to Skip unwinding his head like a parasyte alien holding the dog while the rest of the crew goes “nO-“ and he slowly puts the dog down because Skip! Loves! His! Friends! And they love him. A normal human man.

[@romxxii]

@@jomo4680 Er, spoilers?? "Skip" is a green alien blob controlling the body of Norman "The Skipper" Takamori. I wouldn't put it past an alien brain slug to eat a dog.

[@jomo4680]

@@romxxii Ooooooooh okay, I legit thought you were being, like, racist or something like that I'm glad it was just a slime alien

[@armleg]

This haircut has de-aged Brennan by fifteen years.

[@diegomorones-castillo2225]

Since there's an Erotia Ann, a Sundry Sidney, and a Warfare Whitney, there should also be a majordomo version

[@deadlandsdan2339]

Servant Sunny?

[@GZilla311]

@@deadlandsdan2339 Majordomo Mary?

[@SeveralGhost]

Housekeeper Harry dude, guy has 2 silicon fingers permanently stuck together on each hand

[@gregorywiederecht]

Girl Friday Jennifer?

[@dedicatedsleuth]

Capable Christine

[@HolotapeDeepCuts]

"We're going to feed it Iams and it's coat is going to look like shit." 🤣

[@daphneglasurus7886]

I needed to focus my whole body not to spit out my coffee when I heard that

[@sarah.s.flanagan]

The height of luxury and relaxation: shared hotel room, massages, and tuna

[@-Commit-arson-]

She eats… exclusively money. Ah Yes A level of being rich, not even Elon Musk could dream of achieving

[@Rylee_G]

lol musk probably DOES eat money, he’s a hundredbillionare

[@joulesdominguez6002]

‘we’re not gonna break the dog’s legs’ uh huh okay but shooting a different dog in the face and then ripping off the legs of still alive turtles to feed to your space pet for treats is perfectly fine then good to know 😭😭😭😭😭 ilovethemilovethemilovethemilovethemilove-

[@jvossy3553]

Anything Emily is apart of will NEVER be supported by IAMS pet food.🤣

[@Terminally_Radical]

"We'll feed it Iams and its coat will look like shit" based

[@orvilleredenpiller338]

I’ve not seen this yet but I can only assume Warfare Wendy is armed with a Baconator.

[@Sk8r115]

Does anyone else think he sounds like dr evil during this bit

[@yuvalsela4482]

okay i saw 10 on the side. what the fuck is next to a 10. oh, it might have been a 7, might've been a 15, might have been a 12, mightve been a fuggin 17. might have been a fucking 2! fuck it could've been a 20! 8, 16, 3?? fuck! i just rolled a nat 20 when i threw that away.

[@greengoaot7955]

And then Aurora became a part of the family

[@Philsgood1]

I need a drop out comment section

[@LifeWKai]

auROra neBBinS

[@mylahobbit1815]

i completely forgot they were originally going to ransom aurora back lol

[@lildeadgirl1443]

Why is this old lady turning into Lorne Michaels 😂

[@TheFrygar]

"we're gonna feed it Iams" 🤣

[@Rylee_G]

New episode drops later today 🦀

[@Saltier]

E E Y E S A A (the way lou says it)

[@Rylee_G]

@@Saltier UHYESSSSAHHH

[@toniwels8195]

An Riley, wuts Ur Fav movie theatre?🤣🤣👍Luv U Mah, Thanks for tha Uploads😁

[@Rylee_G]

@@toniwels8195 crumbley square of course

[@blazerheata6479]

Yoooo niceeee

[@mit_irwin]

6:07 That's all, that's the comment

[@explolsivecake2045]

Sub goals be like: 2:17

[@Lucifersfursona]

That shit killed me

[@altoclef4989]

Hi I love you I'm drunk.

[@Rylee_G]

It's okay I'm super high ❤️💖

[@altoclef4989]

I had Malibu .

[@FrumiousBandersnatch42]

How can an android get drunk?

[@queencleopatra007]

Lol she can't

[@GZilla311]

Very carefully.

[@Rylee_G]

She addresses this in the adventuring party episode for this d20 episode

[@zieryk6596]

Downloading 3rd party updates from less than trusted sources?

[@Lucifersfursona]

She believed in herself

[@toniwels8195]

Cool Cool, an Fiiiiirrssssstaah!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Nice💂

[@altoclef4989]

Dog show.

[@altoclef4989]

Aurora nwnnins what is this o line mulligan brennqb