I beat 9D. It was a mistake.

[@valent617]

join the discord. this instant. discord.gg/wcyVpcqg6z

[@ThreeletterIGN]

The discord has been joined

[@masterzbs4988]

The joined has been Discord

[@MansWUT]

joined has been discord The

[@pallingtontheshrike6374]

when you update the difficulty graph the first thing i think of is the fucking pacer test meme

[@the_tpm]

the lore reason hoshiro is in this map is because monika hates you in particular and wants you to suffer as much as possible

[@valent617]

LMAO

[@TheCrazyEight8]

This is the canon reason

[@TheCrazyEight8]

In fact, the lore reason behind everything is that Monika wants you to suffer.

[@superd8826]

​@@TheCrazyEight8That would explain a lot.

[@7DQuillion]

oshiro more like hoeshiro

[@ParrotDash]

oh boy this is gonna be a fun one isnt it

[@valent617]

smots < end when

[@ParrotDash]

@@valent617 when you get a 9d golden

[@Ghajestis]

ooh i wanna see that

[@valent617]

@@ParrotDash kzbin.info/www/bejne/sHecZYWros6sl80

[@stevenschannel6411]

The Parrot is here :3

[@skobayashiceleste4533]

9:27 “So if you check the video length we’re halfway through right” *laughs in 2 hour video*

[@Epicloudz]

Right

[@esteb7496]

A FULLY EDITED 9D VIDEO ??? celeste comunity is not ready for this youtube channel holy shit

[@valent617]

only took 3 months 😬👍

[@Epicloudz]

Only 💀

[@DefinitelynotabotFrfr]

POV: Me who it took 6 months 💀💀💀

[@maxdoviak3955]

"And she still cant afford top surgery" Is crazy lmao

[@1unar_eclipse]

When is this? edit: 47:46, or 45:33 for the start

[@shawverno.1130]

I’m dying the whole bit led up to that joke

[@JoPo-nk8pr]

@@shawverno.1130 amazing bit too

[@luviana_]

IM SO CONFPSED TOO WHY DOES SHE NEED TOP SURGERY LMVONEAOAONSOSO SHE IS A WOMAN SHE WANTS TO KEEP HER BOOBS RIGHT??????? 😭😭

[@Rosebakker5242]

it is funny bc it is kinda wrong

[@owenshirrell1150]

you’re filling a niche in Celeste content that I really don’t think anybody else is equipped for, absolute banger of a video here

[@valent617]

I loooove being a niche content creator for a niche game in a niche genre 👍👍

[@CynphG]

I could feel my celeste juices splurge absolutely everywhere when watching this harrowing experience

[@v3p10]

your WHAT juices?

[@CynphG]

@@v3p10 you know what

[@CynphG]

.......

[@GustavoBalls]

Loved the new style of videos with no edits at all! Never thought I'd ever see anyone beat 9D with no cuts in 2 hours and 10 Minutes. Valent truly is a Celeste grandmaster 🎉

[@chilwildyl]

technically valent is only an expert not a grandmaster since he only beat the expert lobby

[@paygo6704]

@@chilwildylValent is truly a celeste International Master

[@ThreeletterIGN]

@@chilwildylDoes that mean that I’m also only expert because I haven’t beaten sjgm even though I cleared CPVL?

[@chilwildyl]

technicly yes. effectively no

[@Baldebot]

@@chilwildylI’ve heard both Issy and Parrot say beating Expert Heartside makes you a Grandmaster, which makes sense. Being a grandmaster just means being able to do grandmaster rooms. Valent is grandmaster

[@citruslllad]

1:55 the vision bubble is based off of madeline's head. when you crouch, the head lowers, so you see less of what's beyond the stone 👍

[@pablo2009minecraft]

i went to comment this but noticed you already did, well done

[@squibster81]

33:22 “on the bright side” WHAT BRIGHT SIDE HUH? I SEE NONE BRIGHT SIDE. No, seriously, the entire screen is dark

[@valent617]

LMAO WAIT stealing this joke for future reference thanks

[@squibster81]

@@valent617 no problem lol, honestly I was so surprised when I didn’t hear u say something like that cuz you’re very quick with those kinda of jokes lmao. Good luck with 9DP, Parrot Dash doesn’t stand a chance.

[@axles_and_delusions]

15:46 >celeste juices estrogen

[@thecampfire7219]

I love how you beat it completely deathless as you said at 0:58

[@itsamcb]

might be one of the best celeste videos ive ever watched ur actually super entertaining + that random tangent over the weight of the key was fucking hilarious

[@valent617]

i loooove random tangents

[@drakootherat1735]

"and then he Celested all over 10Z"

[@valent617]

🔥

[@blssmed]

"When ever i see core blocks, i just get sad, is that just me?" No, it is not just you, it is literally everyone who actually enjoys being mentally sane (Also fucking great ass video and im only 45 minutes in, damn keep it up) (3 months ago?? Im hoping i got more stuff to binge ngl)

[@valent617]

glad im not the only one lmaoo yeah um youve got some stuff to binge if you want

[@ChosenOne2524]

22:45 "these past rooms have been pretty fun, hope that keeps up" cut to cycle hell

[@figbarrr]

1:25:45 the fact that you accidentally cassette boosted TWICE is crazy (I love reform tech)

[@valent617]

I looooove reform tech

[@enio3698]

top 10 rappers eminem was afraid to diss: 43:48

[@HopefullyJustMe]

Also at 55:03

[@kuuraax]

you really upped the game with mouth-cam this time, truly revolutionary

[@valent617]

im innovating

[@prostokit6220]

Oh, that explains why there were no videos for 2 months

[@jepppppp]

this is truly a madeline celeste moment :numbsup:

[@valent617]

:numbsup:

[@RadioactiveBluePlatypus]

25:55 Theo 13:5 "This isn't canon is it?"

[@MatchaTea124]

Theo 24:7 "It's the temple remix, featuring your boy Mix Master Theo!"

[@EvilMC10]

Theo 72:7 “It’s the temple D-Side, once again featuring Crystal Boi™️!”

[@keepwatching-ane]

47:45 so thats how she affords resuscitation after dying for the 100,000th time

[@valent617]

her medical bills are crazy

[@kono152]

psa : you guys should subscribe because valent saved my cat that was stuck in a tree (plus he's also super hot and stuff)

[@valent617]

YEAHHHH I would pin this if I didnt have to plug discord lmao

[@AugustusGeorgieV]

Why did I just watch this guy play on a mac for 2 hours. Honestly im impressed u kept me entertained enough to do that..

[@valent617]

Mac gameplay >>

[@MisterKazePresents]

Dude, you're like my favorite Celeste KZbinr. Watched this whole thing, keep it up 💛

[@janberentsen9890]

Oh boy my favourite random child who should not have been given internet access has returned once more to play the funny mountain game

[@TrulyAustralian]

lol what

[@supersimon4922]

15:51 the celeste juice is the grey matter flowing out of your ears

[@valent617]

D:

[@GabRioBlu]

out of all the celeste videos on all of youtube in the whole wide world, this certainly was one of them (i fucking love this video)

[@GustavoBalls]

5:56 Did y'all ever have to make a rube Goldberg machine in middle school or was that just me

[@valent617]

I DID

[@GabRioBlu]

oh my god yeah

[@astra3766]

Yea

[@JuggR]

I loved the part where he thought he was halfway done was halfway done and not within the first 1/12th of the video

[@NotNochos]

47:45 “and she still cant get top surgery” is such a devious line omfg 💀 Overall amazing video, this must have taken months to edit

[@valent617]

it took me three months 😭 realistically could've taken me three weeks but I procrastinated a bunch lmao

[@NotNochos]

@@valent617 literally me when i tried practicing 7BG (it took like 2 months because i wanted to do the base game golden 😭)

[@oweisidiw1220]

Haha… i… dont get the joke- 💀

[@creakiap]

Man, he's so good he first tried every room at his fifth try.

[@omilox]

I was looking forward to this video, and I was not disappointed

[@Flow-cb1ig]

you got my subscription with the calculations on the worth of keys

[@sico.]

epci video, slept midway through it by accident and got yelled at by parents for sleeping mid-day :/

[@valent617]

I would sleep through it too dw 👍

[@ThreeletterIGN]

Yoooo new moce map leak??? MOCE // EPCI

[@Angel_Lover_Blehh]

Video sent you to chapter 2

[@HBDiniz10]

"We're halfway through right? Right?" Me cheking the progress bar and seeing that's 9 minutes out of 2 hours 💀💀💀

[@lolllIIIlIIlllI]

bro I’ve been watching this video for 30 minutes straight without even knowing, this is peak Celeste content.

[@adriangd5040]

based

[@valent617]

THANK YOU BRO

[@8g36gi]

This was probably the most entertaining video I've watched this year. Great job and GG!!

[@valent617]

THAN KYOU!!!

[@Kruciaku]

Your humour is so goated i felt like i was watching technoblade play celeste

[@sj_lezaH]

ive promised to beat 9d after parrot gets 9dp lol

[@valent617]

all you boss

[@sj_lezaH]

​beat it a few months ago lol, bit sooner than expected

[@Queesle]

This video made me day. Also I spilled my water TWICE because of the crack joke.

[@mihael64]

Awesome video, I loved the random stock image intermissions

[@tristonloux966]

I haven’t gotten anywhere near finishing the video yet, but when you say “I’m here in only an hour, I should hit my 5 hour goal” and I see we’re 5 minutes into a 2 hour video, I’m a little skeptical haha

[@valent617]

whatttttt what are you talking about

[@cuedepie4376]

19:35 you could say you were morally ethically spiritually physically positively absolutely undeniably and reliably PWN'D by that room

[@insertherealotofeyeemojis2185]

"Celeste juices" i think thats called liquid estrogen

[@squibster81]

Me when Valent uploads a Celeste video: WOOOOOOO (moistcritical meme)

[@gwenidakat]

your sense of humour combined with you being the absolute Celeste goat managed to get my horrible attention span to somehow watch a 2 hour video AND not get bored?? thank you

[@wanderingvagrant1551]

Dramatic irony can be found at the following times: 0:20 1:15 1:35 1:50 i give up there's too much

[@wanderingvagrant1551]

Yes i am including sarcastic ones

[@valent617]

truly a literary analysis moment

[@wanderingvagrant1551]

@@valent617 there's like 25 in total

[@Zenvixity360]

bro is actually severely underrated, great video, i watched all of it

[@kono152]

HANDCAM LETS GOOOOOOOOOO (yes i am watching this video over a long time)

[@valent617]

.25 speed 😭😭

[@Samst_]

Bro your videos are so funny i can't stop watching them. 🤯

[@kono152]

babe wake up new valent video just dropped

[@peebeeosc]

46:35 I was actually somewhat really entertained by this. It was really interesting to see your thinking process while using information that was confirmed by the devs. also, your theory on how Madeline has some dark magic fuckery is kinda believable… like how does she lift those ginormous heavy keys while also breaking laws of physics?? you may be onto something

[@valent617]

telekineses theory

[@borger4505]

i'm still having a hard time processing the thought of Madeline being 7 feet tall when she looks so damn tiny

[@Evoleo]

Unironically the Technoblade of niche Celeste modded content Keep it up, big guy!

[@valent617]

thats the title ive been fighting for

[@iexist1300]

You are really good at whatever those jumps are where theres like a bit of wall over them so it looks like you're jumping of the spikes.

[@valent617]

thank I do my best

[@CrimsonClowd]

This video was great moral support for grinding through the final room. I'm finished with 9d now and it was a banger. I do fully agree that we dont talk about final room playtime though

[@OneMoreMeme_INeedYou]

Damn, the schmovement go crazy. Really entertaining as well, and 2 whole hours to boot. Great stuff, I'll definitely stick around and check out your other videos

[@younglove6363]

26:51 LIKE GRRAH, KEEP IT A STACK 🗣️🗣️

[@valent617]

hello ice spice

[@younglove6363]

@@valent617 i;m thick cuz I be eatin oats

[@belfee]

BRO THE SECOND I HAVE A PROJECT I'M ABOUT TO DO YOU POST A TWO HOUR LONG VIDEO 😭 (I'm still gonna watch it lmao)

[@valent617]

LOCK IN ON YOUR PROJECT !!!!!

[@belfee]

@@valent617 uhhhh it's a bit too late for that lmao, vid is great though.

[@bendgars]

Noooooooo bye bye grades 😔😔😔

[@selmiespot]

1:12:27 definitely one of the deaths of all time

[@lilahmarrs6269]

we aren't collecting strawberries anymore, we collecting keys

[@salzgurke3651]

46:07 American math is weird

[@alclelalclel]

1:53 me when you are just wrong

[@ImPerroni]

23:00 flying battery moment

[@warpspeedscp]

You sir have inspired me to actually try climbing this mountain for real, you've convinced me to actually give myself carpal tunnel

[@waligooli]

1:55 or wherever it was, assuming the light is based on Madeline's head, wouldn't that be accurate to physics? Also, how is the only unrealistic part of that situation the fact that light doesn't turn around a corner, when she's in space and can somehow still breathe

[@valent617]

ok im stupid nvm thanks

[@llmalex4176]

This is the first video ive watched from you and its incredible

[@DakotaRio]

I watched the whole thing of 2:10:43 my attention span is amazing and so awesome also gg

[@JellyfishLightning]

This video will single-handedly allow me to actually be able to beat 4D, I just know it.

[@valent617]

I believe

[@Zupa-b5t]

valent tbh i love hand cam do a whole video on that perspective that shit golden

[@valent617]

thats a funny idea maybe ill do a whole map w that in the sj gm vid

[@aminedev_]

"i'm the kendrick and they're drake" we beefin aint we

[@valent617]

we literally are

[@insertfunnynamehere8000]

Watched half of this at like 4 am and I only mostly regret it Imma watch your UTY video as soon as I actually beat the game myself

[@valent617]

sleep is important!! hope you enjoy the game also

[@insertfunnynamehere8000]

​@@valent617so far yea! Currently in the Steamworks so I think I'm near the end (for 1 route 💀)

[@epsilonthetalambda]

46:03 "Madeline's true height was 213.36cm, or exactly 7ft" 1:19:32 "Madeline is built like a little molerat" Where are you finding 7 foot tall molerats?!

[@valent617]

avatar: the last airbender

[@anthonymanake]

i feel like monika wqnted to put strawberrys in 9d but then realized there were no berries in farewell and was like "Nah. Id key"

[@KenjiLaurvick]

I was traumatized from that magma block jumpscare

[@CreeperLani20]

i actually watched this whole video with my girlfriend lmao, great job and very good video!! ur edition style is so goofy i loved it LMAOASDKOPASDKOP

[@valent617]

im just so proud a valent viewer has a girlfriend congratulations

[@CreeperLani20]

@@valent617 LMAOO APDIAODKAODKA TY I GUESS

[@alansmithee419]

2:00 It's madeline's vision being represented on the screen by light and dark areas. When her eyes are lower to the ground she sees a shallower angle over the ledge.

[@sutadefruco6438]

47:46 bro there's NO WAY he said that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@HopefullyJustMe]

Let’s gooo 9D

[@MisterpersonVR]

I respect you even more for playing with the tiny arrow keys on your macbook lmao

[@snolls105]

return of handcam? and it isn't partially my fault this time?? and mouthcam?? banger.

[@LimboByMinecraft]

celeste, gd, and chess player (based on you saying the knight move, and knowing about en passant. valent just like me fr

[@valent617]

ong

[@jonathanfuchs6262]

"i must be halfway through the map" at 8:24 out of a two hour video lmaoooo

[@xrendr]

1:54, because when you crouch, you lower your POV, so your blind spot angle goes up.

[@nonnilmil]

1:23:39 that came out of nowhere i was not expecting you to randomly say that (i'm a gd player)

[@valent617]

just wait until the gd section

[@nonnilmil]

@@valent617 how dare you quit gd smh

[@HomelessBread10]

“I’m pissed” we all say in unison

[@valent617]

I was pissed

[@smorpd]

oh my god he's celesting. he's gone mad. the audacity. the raw power.

[@vorkron1911]

Thank you! You made me realize that It’s not because I’m playing on a keyboard, I’m just suck at the game!

[@valent617]

can confirm, you are ass! follow your dreams though!

[@NolanGuill]

its not just you that gets sad when you see core blocks Valent😭

[@dainotasvaitkus1508]

Absolutely amazing video, idk why KZbin decided to wait two months to recommend Me this masterpiece !

[@valent617]

smh KZbin gotta step up their game

[@Kadhm_Ahmad]

1:31:17 the reason is badeline thinks that she can help Madeline by “fighting her”

[@valent617]

what the lore

[@Kadhm_Ahmad]

@@valent617 you see your “solid” 5 hours of sleep ain’t gonna help ya bud ya need more sleep than that

[@H2Oenjoyer.]

Holy shit this is the greatest celeste vid ive ever seen

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

The last super long room is the purest form of sadism I've ever seen. What was the mod creator thinking.

[@batrongordeg]

"Ill do better" Valent after beating 9D. Bro is insane. GG!

[@RadioactiveBluePlatypus]

0:45 Bro doesn't know about "2 Octillion Lava Neutrals" 💀

[@mo3g608]

this is my new favorite celeste video so far lol

[@valent617]

GOOOOOOD

[@IndominusWolf]

14:21 not the ice spice jumpscare 😭

[@Huntrox77]

It’s never a mistake if it is 2hrs of valent content !! 🔥🔥💯🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯