I beat 9D. It was a mistake.

guys i thought this video would be half an hour
So basically in this video. I complete one map. That's it. It's the final, biggest, hardest challenge in Monika's D-sides, an ultra (get it) difficult map pack with buffed versions of the normal Celeste chapters. Unfortunately, Monika also decided it would be a good idea to cram like 400 challenging rooms into this one map. Luckily for me I'm a god gamer that Parrot Dash has deemed a Celeste Grandmaster, unfortunately I'm gonna have to beat her and get the platinum berry first sorry. This is a huge achievement. massive. history book stuff right here. Pretty sure I got the speedrun world record this video anyway
I miss Strawberry Jam
also if you're reading this make sure to check out some of my other non-celeste content as well! i do other stuff too that's low-key way higher effort like my undertale yellow video is good I think. thanks for the support regardless! it means the world
#celeste #strawberryjam #goldenberry #summit #speedrun #worldrecord #dsides #valent

[@valent617]

join the discord. this instant. discord.gg/wcyVpcqg6z

[@ThreeletterIGN]

The discord has been joined

[@ParrotDash]

oh boy this is gonna be a fun one isnt it

[@valent617]

smots < end when

[@ParrotDash]

@@valent617 when you get a 9d golden

[@Ghajestis]

ooh i wanna see that

[@valent617]

@@ParrotDash kzbin.info/www/bejne/sHecZYWros6sl80

[@stevenschannel6411]

The Parrot is here :3

[@the_tpm1676]

the lore reason hoshiro is in this map is because monika hates you in particular and wants you to suffer as much as possible

[@valent617]

LMAO

[@maxdoviak3955]

"And she still cant afford top surgery" Is crazy lmao

[@1unar_eclipse]

When is this? edit: 47:46, or 45:33 for the start

[@shawverno.1130]

I’m dying the whole bit led up to that joke

[@esteb7496]

A FULLY EDITED 9D VIDEO ??? celeste comunity is not ready for this youtube channel holy shit

[@valent617]

only took 3 months 😬👍

[@Sashim1X]

Valent bouta beat parrot dash to the platinum berry just so he can take the berry and put it on his ring to propose to parrot dash

[@GustavoBalls]

Loved the new style of videos with no edits at all! Never thought I'd ever see anyone beat 9D with no cuts in 2 hours and 10 Minutes. Valent truly is a Celeste grandmaster 🎉

[@channel-fk8nh]

technically valent is only an expert not a grandmaster since he only beat the expert lobby

[@paygo6704]

@@channel-fk8nhValent is truly a celeste International Master

[@ThreeletterIGN]

@@channel-fk8nhDoes that mean that I’m also only expert because I haven’t beaten sjgm even though I cleared CPVL?

[@channel-fk8nh]

technicly yes. effectively no

[@Baldebot]

@@channel-fk8nhI’ve heard both Issy and Parrot say beating Expert Heartside makes you a Grandmaster, which makes sense. Being a grandmaster just means being able to do grandmaster rooms. Valent is grandmaster

[@Galaxy_Cipher8658]

I could feel my celeste juices splurge absolutely everywhere when watching this harrowing experience

[@v3p10]

your WHAT juices?

[@Galaxy_Cipher8658]

@@v3p10 you know what

[@Galaxy_Cipher8658]

.......

[@owenshirrell1150]

you’re filling a niche in Celeste content that I really don’t think anybody else is equipped for, absolute banger of a video here

[@valent617]

I loooove being a niche content creator for a niche game in a niche genre 👍👍

[@citruslllad]

1:55 the vision bubble is based off of madeline's head. when you crouch, the head lowers, so you see less of what's beyond the stone 👍

[@jepppppp]

this is truly a madeline celeste moment :numbsup:

[@valent617]

:numbsup:

[@kono152]

psa : you guys should subscribe because valent saved my cat that was stuck in a tree (plus he's also super hot and stuff)

[@valent617]

YEAHHHH I would pin this if I didnt have to plug discord lmao

[@thecampfire7219]

I love how you beat it completely deathless as you said at 0:58

[@kuuraax]

you really upped the game with mouth-cam this time, truly revolutionary

[@valent617]

im innovating

[@prostokit6220]

Oh, that explains why there were no videos for 2 months

[@squibster81]

33:22 “on the bright side” WHAT BRIGHT SIDE HUH? I SEE NONE BRIGHT SIDE. No, seriously, the entire screen is dark

[@valent617]

LMAO WAIT stealing this joke for future reference thanks

[@squibster81]

@@valent617 no problem lol, honestly I was so surprised when I didn’t hear u say something like that cuz you’re very quick with those kinda of jokes lmao. Good luck with 9DP, Parrot Dash doesn’t stand a chance.

[@enio3698]

top 10 rappers eminem was afraid to diss: 43:48

[@HopefullyJustMe]

Also at 55:03

[@drakootherat1735]

"and then he Celested all over 10Z"

[@valent617]

🔥

[@GustavoBalls]

5:56 Did y'all ever have to make a rube Goldberg machine in middle school or was that just me

[@valent617]

I DID

[@GabRioBlu]

oh my god yeah

[@RadioactiveBluePlatypus]

25:55 Theo 13:5 "This isn't canon is it?"

[@dan7494]

Theo 24:7 "It's the temple remix, featuring your boy Mix Master Theo!"

[@EvilMC10]

Theo 72:7 “It’s the temple D-Side, once again featuring Crystal Boi™️!”

[@janberentsen9890]

Oh boy my favourite random child who should not have been given internet access has returned once more to play the funny mountain game

[@TrulyAustralian]

lol what

[@sj_lezaH]

ive promised to beat 9d after parrot gets 9dp lol

[@valent617]

all you boss

[@sico.]

epci video, slept midway through it by accident and got yelled at by parents for sleeping mid-day :/

[@valent617]

I would sleep through it too dw 👍

[@ThreeletterIGN]

Yoooo new moce map leak??? MOCE // EPCI

[@supersimon4922]

15:51 the celeste juice is the grey matter flowing out of your ears

[@valent617]

D:

[@broccoliman8524]

Why did I just watch this guy play on a mac for 2 hours. Honestly im impressed u kept me entertained enough to do that..

[@valent617]

Mac gameplay >>

[@ChosenOne2524]

22:45 "these past rooms have been pretty fun, hope that keeps up" cut to cycle hell

[@belfee]

BRO THE SECOND I HAVE A PROJECT I'M ABOUT TO DO YOU POST A TWO HOUR LONG VIDEO 😭 (I'm still gonna watch it lmao)

[@valent617]

LOCK IN ON YOUR PROJECT !!!!!

[@belfee]

@@valent617 uhhhh it's a bit too late for that lmao, vid is great though.

[@bendgars]

Noooooooo bye bye grades 😔😔😔

[@kono152]

HANDCAM LETS GOOOOOOOOOO (yes i am watching this video over a long time)

[@valent617]

.25 speed 😭😭

[@Queesle]

This video made me day. Also I spilled my water TWICE because of the crack joke.

[@omilox]

I was looking forward to this video, and I was not disappointed

[@GabRioBlu]

out of all the celeste videos on all of youtube in the whole wide world, this certainly was one of them (i fucking love this video)

[@8g36gi]

This was probably the most entertaining video I've watched this year. Great job and GG!!

[@valent617]

THAN KYOU!!!

[@salzgurke3651]

46:07 American math is weird

[@OneMoreMeme_INeedYou]

Damn, the schmovement go crazy. Really entertaining as well, and 2 whole hours to boot. Great stuff, I'll definitely stick around and check out your other videos

[@Samst_]

Bro your videos are so funny i can't stop watching them. 🤯

[@lolllIIIlIIlllI]

bro I’ve been watching this video for 30 minutes straight without even knowing, this is peak Celeste content.

[@adriangd5040]

based

[@valent617]

THANK YOU BRO

[@CrimsonClowd]

This video was great moral support for grinding through the final room. I'm finished with 9d now and it was a banger. I do fully agree that we dont talk about final room playtime though

[@Zenvixity360]

bro is actually severely underrated, great video, i watched all of it

[@llmalex4176]

This is the first video ive watched from you and its incredible

[@kono152]

babe wake up new valent video just dropped

[@squibster81]

Me when Valent uploads a Celeste video: WOOOOOOO (moistcritical meme)

[@iexist1300]

You are really good at whatever those jumps are where theres like a bit of wall over them so it looks like you're jumping of the spikes.

[@valent617]

thank I do my best

[@sputnikt]

Fuck drake vs kendrick it's valent vs monika now

[@valent617]

do I drop the diss track

[@yenalicious]

​@@valent617 absolutely.

[@figbarrr]

1:25:45 the fact that you accidentally cassette boosted TWICE is crazy (I love reform tech)

[@valent617]

I looooove reform tech

[@snolls105]

return of handcam? and it isn't partially my fault this time?? and mouthcam?? banger.

[@MisterpersonVR]

I respect you even more for playing with the tiny arrow keys on your macbook lmao

[@peanutbuttersandwichosc]

46:35 I was actually somewhat really entertained by this. It was really interesting to see your thinking process while using information that was confirmed by the devs. also, your theory on how Madeline has some dark magic fuckery is kinda believable… like how does she lift those ginormous heavy keys while also breaking laws of physics?? you may be onto something

[@valent617]

telekineses theory

[@mo3g608]

this is my new favorite celeste video so far lol

[@valent617]

GOOOOOOD

[@insertfunnynamehere8000]

Watched half of this at like 4 am and I only mostly regret it Imma watch your UTY video as soon as I actually beat the game myself

[@valent617]

sleep is important!! hope you enjoy the game also

[@insertfunnynamehere8000]

​@@valent617so far yea! Currently in the Steamworks so I think I'm near the end (for 1 route 💀)

[@JellyfishLightning]

This video will single-handedly allow me to actually be able to beat 4D, I just know it.

[@valent617]

I believe

[@HopefullyJustMe]

Let’s gooo 9D

[@creakiap]

Man, he's so good he first tried every room at his fifth try.

[@wanderingvagrant1551]

Dramatic irony can be found at the following times: 0:20 1:15 1:35 1:50 i give up there's too much

[@wanderingvagrant1551]

Yes i am including sarcastic ones

[@valent617]

truly a literary analysis moment

[@wanderingvagrant1551]

@@valent617 there's like 25 in total

[@aminedev_]

"i'm the kendrick and they're drake" we beefin aint we

[@valent617]

we literally are

[@NullWes10]

PEAK KZbinR IS BACK

[@hexagon8899]

2:00 the light is coming from madeline thats why

[@CreeperLani20]

i actually watched this whole video with my girlfriend lmao, great job and very good video!! ur edition style is so goofy i loved it LMAOASDKOPASDKOP

[@valent617]

im just so proud a valent viewer has a girlfriend congratulations

[@CreeperLani20]

@@valent617 LMAOO APDIAODKAODKA TY I GUESS

[@xrendr]

1:54, because when you crouch, you lower your POV, so your blind spot angle goes up.

[@yenalicious]

my goat has returned

[@JellyfishLightning]

I opened this video and immediately saw your comment lol. Time to procrastinate playing dreep more by watching it :D

[@1unar_eclipse]

7:18 Anything is saveable in Celeste

[@valent617]

I love that video

[@MaddyIsSilly]

“GOD how long is this gonna take?!” - Badeline, 43:58

[@MitchellCFlint]

gg on top 1 celeste demon

[@batrongordeg]

"Ill do better" Valent after beating 9D. Bro is insane. GG!

[@lilahmarrs6269]

we aren't collecting strawberries anymore, we collecting keys

[@adarshk7484]

wow so much good 10/9

[@NolanGuill]

its not just you that gets sad when you see core blocks Valent😭

[@gidoenstevens4550]

great video 👍

[@machine-boy]

wow what a run :0

[@mrblanc8064]

yooo ggs, nice to see you post again, also you should totally do strawberry jam if you haven't already, its a looot of fun "wink wink" see you in another year :)

[@valent617]

8 hour sj video coming 2026

[@mrblanc8064]

@@valent617 bet, I’ll be waiting

[@smorpd]

oh my god he's celesting. he's gone mad. the audacity. the raw power.

[@Zenvixity360]

beautiful

[@jeshguin_the_final_one]

very cool video. thx

[@Christianfup]

46:40 what is bro yapping about🗣‼️⁉️

[@valent617]

idk I was making it up as I went

[@errorperson13]

10:40 and the best part is that you cant mantle the block on the far right due to the spinner under it i have died multiple times to that block because of it lol this even happens in a vanilla farewell room in the cassette checkpoint and thats killed me too! lmao 2:04:34 what if i said that used to be a real crystal heart instead of a real fake one

[@valent617]

huh.

[@Ghajestis]

holy hec.....

[@kono152]

scrawny nerd with noodle arms is my new nickname, thank you

[@luukasmm3280]

banger video

[@rubyace7058]

thats grate!

[@aaron3440]

Gg!

[@KenjiLaurvick]

I was traumatized from that magma block jumpscare

[@awichi_ii]

Is really silly that is the first time I see a lot of rooms beated as the intended way

[@valent617]

Tas enjoyer?

[@TheOneWhoHasABadName]

parrot dash enjoyer too golden viable strats can sometimes look like dark magic (see that parrot dash short showcasing a strat in core revisit that involves using 10 consecutive climb jumps and then 3 failed neutral jumps for perfectly consistent positioning)

[@adamrozsavolgyi2947]

i'm really glad you did the calculations for the key, but shame on you it wasn't in metric

[@valent617]

America

[@adamrozsavolgyi2947]

how dare you conform to the exception, this is the internet, go do it with metric

[@tristonloux966]

I haven’t gotten anywhere near finishing the video yet, but when you say “I’m here in only an hour, I should hit my 5 hour goal” and I see we’re 5 minutes into a 2 hour video, I’m a little skeptical haha

[@valent617]

whatttttt what are you talking about

[@64a-_-_-_-]

5 minutes into the video, you just hit one hour and I realize this is a TWO HOUR video, oh my god

[@HBDiniz10]

"We're halfway through right? Right?" Me cheking the progress bar and seeing that's 9 minutes out of 2 hours 💀💀💀

[@aeolianthecomposer]

based thumbnail

[@CzarIsActual14]

this is a map i like the editing in this video!

[@tabithal2977]

1:55 because the source of light is madeline's head.

[@tomdiamonds100]

Just finished the video crazy dedication to a single level Moon berry???

[@valent617]

dont even joke about that.

[@Huntrox77]

It’s never a mistake if it is 2hrs of valent content !! 🔥🔥💯🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@Nylspider]

VALENT

[@valent617]

NYL

[@NullWes10]

lol ive never seen that fast bubble tutorial ever

[@Gaming_Joyte]

Yay, another vid!

[@valent617]

YIPPPEEEEEE

[@twigziy]

i just watched someone play celeste for 2 hours straight

[@pinkdoor2450]

I can't believe I just spent 2 hours of my life watching this entire youtube video and yet my toxic trait is me still thinking I could finish 9D lol

[@valent617]

thank you!! you can do it I belieeeeve (don't. dont be like me go outside)

[@Magnapinna4096]

omg you beat my class

[@Nikola_M]

25:49 I had the exact same reaction

[@dishria]

the math tangent is absolutely baller (tangent ahaha harharhar)

[@valent617]

I get i

[@weirdbf]

Fully edited 2 hour video full of torture??? Who let bro work this hard

[@zbielgd]

9D Platinum, is all of Final Goodbye from monika's d-side deathless

[@valent617]

yea I did that last week

[@TheOneWhoHasABadName]

and some more super secret content (golden rooms AND plat rooms, have fun lmao)