*THE KING OF THE VIKINGS HAS RETURNED* I AM NO LONGER RECOVERED from my Haesteinn addiction. Expect more, and MORE UNHINGED Haesteinn content coming to celebrate the last month of this AMAZING year of 2023! This one was VERY REQUESTED, so enjoy this wonderful Haesteinn Adventure as we completely DESTROY the latest DLC Legacy of Persia!
@sethhenty6128 Жыл бұрын
HAESTEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@TheStefanOyx Жыл бұрын
You have a real hard on for Haestein of Monte
@leonidas_dragas Жыл бұрын
To be fair something like that almost happened according to some rune stones iirc
@ghinion Жыл бұрын
I always love it when Koifish relapses into his Haesteinn addiction
@crimsonbaron4418 Жыл бұрын
Good lord it's late and I genuinely read: "I always love it when Haesteinn relapses into his Haesteinn addiction"
@fyrehawke Жыл бұрын
@@crimsonbaron4418 Well, to be fair, Koifish is basically Haesteinn at this point.
@meimphisto Жыл бұрын
@@fyrehawke When I play with Haesteinn I always read stuff in Koifish voice.
@squarehead365 Жыл бұрын
The koifish was really in "The nile", and i love it. Haesteinn shall never die
@Naomi_is_Right Жыл бұрын
Oh no, not him, not again
@ChrissieBear Жыл бұрын
YESSSSSSS
@Apollo1989V Жыл бұрын
We all knew this was coming.
@meimphisto Жыл бұрын
Oh YES its HIM again!
@julianfischer6404 Жыл бұрын
Koifish playing Legacy of Persia with the Remnants of the Sassanids: I sleep. Koifish doing the same DLC with Haesteinn: Hell yeah. But both were fun to watch. Espescially the Claim bug with Rostam at the launch of the DLC.
@Pacers00 Жыл бұрын
I would like more haesteinn dynasty episodes, that is all thank you
@TheGohanSkywalker Жыл бұрын
Koifish: I'm recovering from my Haesteinn addiction! Haesteinn: *I am inevitable.*
@fallingphoenix2341 Жыл бұрын
With the travel mechanism you can rapidly improve cultural acceptance. A couple of trips with a custom route and you hit 20.
@tonywoutrs Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the tip!
@mirkcurry5532 Жыл бұрын
grand tour also works very well for acceptance as well and you can in theory get up to 100% acceptance if you visit 10 different culture vassals
@achaeanmapping4408 Жыл бұрын
Every time I think I'm good at the game Koifish comes around and achieves what I did in a tenth of the time Genuine props, this was beautiful
@KenshinPy Жыл бұрын
Summary of the video, Weird old man comes to a new land, says it fells like home, conquest it, converts to a new faith and becomes the Savior of the world. Also love a new haesteinn video, still hoping that we see him in moded (as in conversion mods, like elder kings) ck3 some day xD
@povilzem Жыл бұрын
For some reason, "it's me, the Jarl of Baghdad" sounds fucking hilarious.
@aznperson8 Жыл бұрын
15:07 "Heehee, I know, I know~" Koifish, that was the funniest, cutest Haesteinn I've ever heard. You've topped yourself with that. You can just SEE Haesteinn blushing with a grin having the balls to be bashful as he conquers Persia.
@Erithal Жыл бұрын
This was inevitable. And enjoyable.
@denisza123 Жыл бұрын
Ayo Koifish. I see nobody mentioning this in the comments, but just so you know your and your editors' hard work is not going unnoticed - the increase in production value is well seen and appreciated! Keep on Haesteinning!
@adrix_wastaken2196 Жыл бұрын
Hæstinn is fr like crack cocaine for koifish he just aint quitting no matter how hard he tries…. And i LOVE IT
@jespoketheepic Жыл бұрын
Vikings really do go everywhere in this game, even when no player is controlling them. Yesterday I even had one show up in my court in Madurai in southern India 😂
@gunthermath2037 Жыл бұрын
POV: Harald hadrada
@RIlianP Жыл бұрын
Haesteinn in any other playthrough, "I will not shmunk my relatives". Haesteinn in this playthrough "give me my daughters, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM", he really went native here.
@ProductofWit5 ай бұрын
16:24 a battle worthy of Vikings.
@sku36 Жыл бұрын
Thanos: i am inevitable Koifish: ..and i am HAESTEINN
@Horizon14790 Жыл бұрын
That line about 'collecting' Pokémon genuinely had me laughing XD
@CoeGr Жыл бұрын
3:13 Batman, I -I I caught uh-I caught a little Pokemon Do you wanna knowWhat Pokemon I caught? What Pokemon do you catch, Joker? BWOOSH I caught a Loupunny, Batman I caught a Loupunny Oh No, Joker Don't tell me You already know, Batman You know what i'm gonna do TO THAT THING! JOKER! It's an animal, Joker! YOU CANT! BATMAN, THERE IS NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON, BATMAN!I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT! NO OH MY GOD! NO! I'M GONNA DO IT, BATMAN!
@riccardodeidda6622 Жыл бұрын
Avarege day of a citizen of Cagliari is watching a gigantic viking fleet burning your roof
@jeremiahstanley6389 Жыл бұрын
I want to see you make the mongol empire with Haesteinn. Would be crazy
@LordCousland Жыл бұрын
He already did! You can find it on his channel.
@jp4431 Жыл бұрын
I think that was the one where we went all the way to Mongolia, became the greatest of khans, and then conquered his way back to Montaigu.
@awesomepork101 Жыл бұрын
The editing of these videos are so good!
@andreasottohansen7338 Жыл бұрын
Man, so this is my first time seeing Koifish, and that is the most aggressively swedish voice I have ever heard. Truly Haesteinn is a hell of a drug.
@carlosmiguelteixeiraott3643 Жыл бұрын
Koifish is approaching "I can stop whenever I want!" levels of Haesteinn.
@JMW10o0o Жыл бұрын
This is your best video by far. Enjoyed everything else you did but after this i couldn't resist subbing to the channel. Amazing job bud
@Crizzly122 Жыл бұрын
I didnt know great pox was actually curable until this video
@rokealva6660 Жыл бұрын
hey you. that guy from editing. Thanks for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. makes me every time smile
@Ludrovisco Жыл бұрын
Koifish out here blaming his relapse on the comment section... Sure buddy? Sure...
@birdofterror6628 Жыл бұрын
"The Indian princesses in India are free, I've taken two of them!"
@OverlordMalarkey Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: i made Haesteinn a warlock of Azura in Skyrim and recreated him in the Elder Kings mod and stole the Imperial City hahaha
@qhu3878 Жыл бұрын
even on nirn he is inescapable
@thechronicler1453 Жыл бұрын
3:18 KOIFISH! Children watch your videos!
@JasonKifner Жыл бұрын
I totally agree about the notifications in the bottom right being too big. They take up way too much of the screen.
@nicolasgonzalez629 Жыл бұрын
the myth, the man, the legend
@assainisateur Жыл бұрын
14:08 Koi truly is a man of culture!
@ghostlion8616 Жыл бұрын
I wonder how Meatcanyon will draw Koifish
@nathanhaywood273 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, this is very nice! Another good ol' Koifish Heasteinn video! I was starting to get the shakes!
@johnfraire6931 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see Persia's ancient faith, ZoroÁsatrian, being brought back to its rightful glory
@neoasdrubaul Жыл бұрын
Love you Haesteinn addiction. Looking forward to the next adventure.
@pivertironlungs7408 Жыл бұрын
Love the Haesteinn videos! Somebody gotta make a Haesteinn mod, where everyone is Haesteinn
@erumads Жыл бұрын
FR SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO THIS
@MinktheStorykeeper4 ай бұрын
Imagine the genetic horrors of replacing every single male in the game with Hæsteinn
@ceegle Жыл бұрын
the withdrawals are getting to him
@rippedgnome3985 Жыл бұрын
I haven’t even watched a minute of the video and it is already so good that I liked it.
@idoxannyz-7785 Жыл бұрын
when i see a haesteinn video i genuinely get happy it be tha highlight of my day 😂
@paulschumacher4308 Жыл бұрын
That was so much fun!
@TheSamwise61 Жыл бұрын
The best part of the new content!
@bountyhunter6437 Жыл бұрын
LETS GO THE RETURN OF THE KING
@Makarosc Жыл бұрын
Imagine being a historian and having to explain why Iran a Middle Eastern country is Norse pagan And yes the way Zoroastrianism works Hastienn would absolutely still be Norse pagan as Zoroastrianism believes all other religions are valid
@mkg6459 Жыл бұрын
I know this was coming 😂😂👍 love it
@TheQuadradus Жыл бұрын
Thank you, my voice is very cool👍
@GoldenGhozt Жыл бұрын
Just wished we could get Clan government should you Adventure towards Persia. For now, my go-to Viking is Jarl Dyre of Konugardr for Tribal Start
@arethmaran1279 Жыл бұрын
Huzzah! Praise be to Shahanshah Haesteinn.
@chaosincarna Жыл бұрын
I'm too fking high for this, when he compared a wheel of Parmesan cheese to being an old man that made me have a mini panic attack.
@LOTUSGAMING44 Жыл бұрын
"Zardusht! Zardusht! Sawdust, sniffer of the stardust"
@sadaco0305 Жыл бұрын
I don't know if you already know this, but if you right click on the broom icon for notifications, it removes all of it at once.
@yernat.ali1453 Жыл бұрын
he called the Caliph "brother in Christ"😅
@paulschumacher4308 Жыл бұрын
That was amazing
@MageThief Жыл бұрын
Haesteinn is not an addiction, it is a lifestyle, a culture, the core part of what life is.
@dylanfox4239 Жыл бұрын
He (Hastein) can’t keep getting away with this!!! 😭
@StopDolphin Жыл бұрын
You shan't escape him. Hastings is inevitable!
@CommissarMitch Жыл бұрын
The commentary is top tier
@cso5668 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit that intro animation was god tier!!!
@wastelander89 Жыл бұрын
I always love ur videos great work good sir
@votecthulhu9378 Жыл бұрын
The legend is back
@khtkhtkht Жыл бұрын
That Stronghold Crusader soundtrack hits hard.
@DaimyoShi Жыл бұрын
Great Video
@lesdeuxanes62038 ай бұрын
"Where there is land, there will be war. Where there is war, there will be Hæstienn"
@padra99911 ай бұрын
Persian empire ❤️🔥 respect from Iran
@ChaoticArcane10 ай бұрын
Why is this the funniest video you’ve made though
@wedoalittletrolling3940 Жыл бұрын
he is here
@Tzilandi Жыл бұрын
"My brother in Christ", said the Ásatrú to the Afridunist Zoroastrian. This is the content I keep coming back for.
@naivebody Жыл бұрын
Jarl Haestinn: Into the Haestinnverse, this time in Persia
@TheAlien971 Жыл бұрын
THIS VID WAS AMAZING
@carltonleboss Жыл бұрын
I knew you would do something like this.
@munchycrusader1143 Жыл бұрын
Man comes out of nowhere shunnks the great caliph then becomes Zoroastrian and conquers Persia the become shahensha the reforms Zoroastrianism and bangs his own daughter and becomes the savior of the world What a legend
@rub_lol_yt Жыл бұрын
very cool thanks
@Nolan65775 Жыл бұрын
No Koifish. It wasn't the comments. Haesteinn we existing in the one place you can never escape: your mind.
@shinsenshogun900 Жыл бұрын
Return of the Vikshahanvikshah
@DominicJGomez Жыл бұрын
I just rewatched your Mesopotamia one last night then this pops up today 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥
@TheMaltesefalcon204 Жыл бұрын
When you realise a Swede has built his channel of the back of a Dane... feels to real.
@CrackerSnatcherHardCore Жыл бұрын
Missed out on Norsian
@Barzonius Жыл бұрын
That was to be expected. I mean, why are we even surprised? He went to Africa and India with Haesteinn. Then there is Persia. One wonders, what next?
@pauloandrade925 Жыл бұрын
RUSSIA!!!!
@Barzonius Жыл бұрын
@@pauloandrade925 then embrace the Slavic faith and reform it. Or try Islam, if he hasn't gotten that Vladimir achievement...
@alyssasims1429 Жыл бұрын
Haestinn videos are my favriote ones
@flotnar2512 Жыл бұрын
Love the random callout at the people who just overused and RUINED my mother told me
@SajadLuciano Жыл бұрын
Thanks we Persians support you
@Nijlandboy Жыл бұрын
Can we get an Haesteinn Braveheart inspired video? FREEDOM!
@simonov-89 Жыл бұрын
Very good, very fast!
@Affelabibar Жыл бұрын
självklart
@mattparker9726 Жыл бұрын
oh gawd..he's back on Haesteinn.
@filiprohn1643 Жыл бұрын
Asatru viking to sunni caliph "My brother in Christ" Idk why, but it made me cackle
@nevernamedwonder Жыл бұрын
The addiction adds extra flavor
@arno_grnfld455 Жыл бұрын
Now conquer persia and spain as haesteinn and ending both the iberian struggle and the persian intermezzo as haesteinn
@YeshwantP Жыл бұрын
As an Indian, I have to agree, anytime you get an Indian princess, 10:14-10:15 automatically starts up in the background.
@thevozhd8688 Жыл бұрын
Yes! Hæstein addiction is back
@thechronicler1453 Жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw the first two seconds I knew it was Haesteinn 😂😂😂 i didn’t even see him in the thumbprint
@justWorrik Жыл бұрын
of course koilfish is playing Haesteinn(i am secretly also a Haesteinn aholic)
@MrZinga1991 Жыл бұрын
To be honest we are bad friends we want you to stay addicted to this guy