i become a criminal

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Күн бұрын

i've stolen ur alarm clock, but have i stolen... ur heart? 😏 haha jk 🤣 unless? 😳
follow me if u want:
instagram: / memoria.exe
twitter: / memoriamatters
tiktok: / memoria.exe

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@screamspink Ай бұрын

Not Mem doing an Any Austin style direct survey to see who cowers in fear of her gun-

@Joubles Ай бұрын

THE WAY THE COP just rolled up and DEMOLISHED the back of your truck to save that woman was incredible 😭

@CopelandPlays Ай бұрын

I’m so thankful they added gun violence, to genshin impact

@joeproway Ай бұрын

when mem goes to crazy joe's pawnshop she just sees a regular joe's pawnshop

@adrianbland6024 Ай бұрын

Number 1 Thief Icon That Follows The Teachings Of Jesus

@paulm.8660 Ай бұрын

😂

@MarkTheMagnificent Ай бұрын

Whooaa no more Self Care?! We're witnessing history unfold before our very eyes, folks.

@MemoriaMatters Ай бұрын

🤫 new era

@calculus_homework1105 Ай бұрын

@@MemoriaMatters it says "translate to english" underneath. hang on, decoding new era. brb

@-dubu Ай бұрын

I knew something was missing 😢 happy to have been here for it

@debdebberton Ай бұрын

"Now i am become Gamer™️, destroyer of Self Care" - Mem, a Gamer™️

@lordedmundblackadder9321 Ай бұрын

“we love you mem” we all say in unison

@PredatoryPriestess Ай бұрын

wow. im surprised they actually managed to get HellNeighbor in this game. as a Criminal i really love going on that site and getting jobs like "Bust up the joint" and "Rough em up a bit!". the pay is O.K. but when youre born a Criminal your options are limited

@jingalls9142 Ай бұрын

This lady is hilarity incarnate. Glad i found her recently. Blame/thank Austin for that one.

@GenericUsername23 Ай бұрын

Self Crime

@tsogobauggi8721 Ай бұрын

Haha :)

@WHALEBOY777 Ай бұрын

"Wow Mem hasn't lost a step!" -Me, acting like she's been gone for 15 years and is having a big comeback

@MkSnap-wu1su Ай бұрын

it felt like 15 years

@DeadlySkittleZ Ай бұрын

This is a great start to a parasocial relationship.

@n.normal1565 Ай бұрын

me when I read thank u channel members ! ! !

@husqvarna7093 Ай бұрын

As an electrician, It is Criminal what you've done!

@ramenboop Ай бұрын

just me and my normal hands

@mochi_azv Ай бұрын

Love how you didn't even go to jail for stealing when you're playing THIEF Simulator. Iconic honestly

@Joubles Ай бұрын

please the squidward walking noises are so perfect

@leopardcohen5182 Ай бұрын

The Alarm Clock Bandit strikes again, a community reels

@Xris_Kinder Ай бұрын

"102: Abandoned House" ...I don't think Tim is going to be missing his alarm clock...

@detecafix Ай бұрын

I love the innovation of the video intermission. I don't think I've seen it before and its just a lot of fun! For a sec I thought it was an ad break and then I realized, no, were just enjoying a lil detour. 😊

@gummybread Ай бұрын

I cant believe Mem finally got caught being a criminal i would say "i cant believe Mem turned to a life of crime", but we know that ship sailed a long time ago

@blakecarson6555 Ай бұрын

I've really enjoyed your content. It's very relaxed, you're naturally charismatic and funny, and you bring a level of intelligence (and stem knowledge) that isn't typical of youtube gaming personalities. It's very surprising that you haven't seen widespread success on this platform.

@zeozen Ай бұрын

Haha, the guy calling constantly. He *knows* you're thieving around sneakily. Honestly..!

@ch3681 Ай бұрын

“Pulling out my usual hands” and then immediately followed by the elaborate heist of picking up 15 bucks from the outdoor table was a 1-2 that deceased me

@lvcifer-cloverfield Ай бұрын

you have stolen a tiny bit of my heart. the little crumb that i reserved for special parasocial theft things

@JatizsoMiner Ай бұрын

The real crime was not giving an update on Jeremy Fragrance.

@MemoriaMatters Ай бұрын

no notable updates yet !

@debra-sue Ай бұрын

still can't believe jeremy fragrence constructed an entire social media presence and amassed 2.4+ million followers just to get Mem's attention, it's kinda giving desperate ngl. 🙄 like dang man give it up, she's not gonna email u 💅

@Sircrapalot7696 Ай бұрын

Mem’s back and the videos are on another level. The editing is blowing me away

@Rad_Dan Ай бұрын

Shout out to Noah for (voice) acting in the intro clip. The editing in these recent videos has been criminal.

@Norien711 Ай бұрын

This is legit my favorite KZbin channel right now. It’s so crazy to me that you don’t have a bigger audience

@rho-bot Ай бұрын

same 💯

@megasupersam5249 Ай бұрын

7:17 We lived in a house a few years back with the same situation. And by we I of course mean me, a buddy of mine, and another buddy of mine plus occasionally his girlfriend. Guests were always so confused when they’d ask for silverware and I would be like “yea we can spare the fork right now I think, it’s my turn anyways”

@HumanPerson_final Ай бұрын

This is why I don't have doors. Can't be robbed if you can't break in.

@scrub_jay Ай бұрын

I've not been to jail yet but I'm sure it's guarded by guys in t-shirts that say SECURITY on the back

@AssignableJack Ай бұрын

Congrats on the 10k. Couldn't happen to a more delightful person!

@tristanturner2782 Ай бұрын

Crime hat with pom poms is a massive slay

@good_fats Ай бұрын

Finally Mem paying for her many crimes lfgggggg

@PaintedFrog2966 7 күн бұрын

I would love more of this. I am OBSESSED with your channel and have watched a lot of your backlog ❤

@snughly Ай бұрын

Loved the little story at the end, the plot twist had me shook

@caiusactinunwise1412 Ай бұрын

Zipping up your neck skin is so relatable omg

@papaenmamalief Ай бұрын

mem ty for always making me giggle, love you!

@SCREENDOORONSUBMARIN Ай бұрын

Mem would never sh!t us. Never.

@superrosieentertainmentsystem Ай бұрын

i was like “i wonder what this comment means” and then i found out

@Lavapulse 22 күн бұрын

That Perfume concert tee is everything!

@SUBKOLOR Ай бұрын

i love a drive!

@XWaffleKillerX Ай бұрын

Mem i started playing Genshin because of you! I want to thank you cuz i like your philosophy of running around and just having teams good enough to have fun. Thank you ! But also, i request a moment of silence for the hundreds of hours of my life that will be devoted to this game.

@tsogobauggi8721 Ай бұрын

Congratulations for the 10000 subscribers! :)

@Slyfox2235 Ай бұрын

In one or fifteen hours you may notice your alarm clock is missing...

@connorhunt7633 Ай бұрын

certified Mem classic

@chuck-gg Ай бұрын

are you a thief because you stole my heart and my alarm clock

@anima_et_animus1832 Ай бұрын

Your stuff is amazing, you always make me laugh. Great video haha

@wickedwookie3864 Ай бұрын

"Sometimes when you're just so full of shit and you go with it, You actually end up kinda hitting the bullseye" ~R. Reynolds

@jawnney Ай бұрын

guys, nominate a really deranged game for mem's 10K subs extravaganza.... I'm gonna say Kenshi? Or Star Explorers, she likes space

@MkSnap-wu1su Ай бұрын

coagulation station

@SapkaliAkif Ай бұрын

Just checked your site. Great designs.

@VeronicaWarlock Ай бұрын

My brother ran a gnome-stealing cartel in my town. He and his hooligan friends would tool around town and steal every gnome they found. And since he was the ringleader he would bring them back to our house and put them in his room, all ranged around facing his bed, resulting that he would wake up with them all facing him in the morning like homicidal toy story toys. We even saw some of our friends’ parents bemoaning their beloved lost gnomes on Facebook. My parents were unconcerned with this behavior.

@MemoriaMatters Ай бұрын

i thought u were joking at first but there's too much detail

@VeronicaWarlock Ай бұрын

@@MemoriaMatters I wish I was joking.

@ndaniel311 Ай бұрын

pom pom bandit strikes again

@pooldad Ай бұрын

your editing is so gooddddd

@xellella4221 Ай бұрын

not the graphing calculator!

@StormDatIsApproaching 4 күн бұрын

I hope one day you try some Mdickie games like Hard Time, Pop Scene or Old School. I feel like it would be the perfect clash of funny chaos.

@eyzmaster Ай бұрын

alright, hilarious game that gives us hilarious gameplay that gives us an hilarious playthrough/stream XD

@KellyBergamini 3 күн бұрын

Detective: It's her, she left her calling card.. Deputy: Calling card? I didn't see a calling card in the evidence. Detective: Phh. Amateur. Her calling card is the missing alarm clock. It's Memoria. Do some research. She's all over Robtips.

@Spacemansid98 Ай бұрын

Fs in the chat for Mems neck skin 😔

@burgeeburger9328 Ай бұрын

What up girl, I’m gonna pull out something unusual LOOK AWAY

@Slicey1 8 күн бұрын

i’m an electrician and my wires b like this

@leahl5007 Ай бұрын

The title of this video was actually Mem’s first words after climbing out of her mother’s pomegranate belly.

@RhizW Ай бұрын

Nice work on the intro skit!

@intolerablescamp1436 Ай бұрын

8:40 auspost???

@jimbob3332 Ай бұрын

Neck skin is such a turn-off. I need my girls without neck skin. Like that one cenobite from Hellraiser 2.

@m3mori Ай бұрын

YESS MEM’S GAMING RETURN

@yolkyolk3148 Ай бұрын

not the Ikeé table lamp

@kid_atomic Ай бұрын

Welcome to the life of crime Mem 🎉💰💸

@jimbob3332 Ай бұрын

Leaving one or fifteen thumbs up

@gorgorjim Ай бұрын

Do we have your permission to use still images from your videos to make memes to be posted on r/memes and other similar places? More people need to see this channel. If people see mem memes they will say "who dat" and that opens up the opportunity for us to point them here. This channel blows every other one on KZbin out of the water with the quality of content, the vibe, the humor. There is nothing else like this. I want to spread the word but memes is the only way I know how. Come to think of it I don't actually know how to meme either, I've never made one before. Can you just do it actually? Thx

@runningchief Ай бұрын

I was onboard with you being a thief, but leave the Neopet accounts alone

@fossetti8216 Ай бұрын

just my Normal Hands

@diegobarahona7401 Ай бұрын

banger vid!

@marc.ristau Ай бұрын

Grats on the 10000

@graytico Ай бұрын

POGGERSCHAMPION

@IsaacAshtox Ай бұрын

are you going to finish moons of madness????

@MemoriaMatters Ай бұрын

i freaking should

@Betaprkl Ай бұрын

Shit me not

@gary-tb3ko Ай бұрын

I'm a world famous movie producer and I would like to hire you to star in my next world renown movie for your ability to steal tv video players while staying out of sight from Security working in 116 - Local police station.