"I beg of you to make him stop"

Criminal Minds Season 7 Episode 7 "There's No place Like Home"

[@Blackheartick]

If I remember correctly, in one episode Reid told Morgan that when he gets nervous he rattles off statistics. Aw, poor Reid! He's nervous like everyone else.

[@KatieReid]

Blackheartick This is the cutest thing I have ever read oh my god thank you for commenting this

[@Blackheartick]

You're welcome!

[@heyheyheyheyheyhey76]

JJ's face at 1:33 is hilarious. *WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?*

[@captkatcato]

What if what he said about micro burst wasn’t just a simple fact but him trying to communicate that that’s what he’s most terrified about in that situation.

[@sethlost424]

@@captkatcato but he's playing it off like it doesn't worry him because he doesn't want to be babied again? Headcanon accepted

[@RadialEnergy]

Can we all just appreciate the fact that Spencer looks adorably excited and amused by the little things that could kill them all?

[@witchforhirelillithskye8318]

he is one wardrobe away from being the stereotypical goth

[@jessicaclonts186]

YASSSSSSSSS

[@jessicaclonts186]

DR.REID IS SOOO CUTE!... And Morgan.-g-

[@JayAshBranAudioScripts]

Actually, he mentioned to Morgan that when he’s nervous he rattles off facts. This is his way of remaining calm.

[@heyheyheyheyheyhey76]

JJ's face at 1:34 is funny haha. *Yeah what exactly am I supposed to fucking do?*

[@mmitch27]

I love how Rossi looks at JJ to get Reid to stop, he's like "you deal with him" and JJ's like "what do you expect me to do?"

[@jasminesiller4428]

yes! it's like they're the parents while he's thier baby!😃

[@charlotteashfield136]

Mairi Mitchell hahahhh yeah

[@madelinehurd728]

Mairi Mitchell I literally see JJ as Reid's mother

[@kathytran99]

Grandpa Rossi: Control your son! Momma JJ: How? TELL ME HOW?!

[@willturnerfanAWE]

Well one time Morgan did say about JJ to Reid "mommy to the rescue" xD

[@sennataylor592]

Nothing like Reid to alleviate your nightmares with an even bigger nightmare

[@amandapatterson770]

true so true

[@rcgaming4270]

Senna Taylor So true👌🏻

[@3Rayfire]

Major Payne theory.

[@Slightly.artistic]

He said once that Spence rattles stats when he gets nervous too

[@CrazyCat-lady-pb1or]

Alex Colley yea it was back somewhere in season 4, I think episode 9, I might be wrong. So he most likely was saying those facts cuz that’s what he’s most afraid of happening but he also doesn’t want everyone to baby him like they usually do.

[@katelyndaley8827]

JJ's expression was like "sorry. i can't help you there."

[@Legba85]

Katelyn Daley Her expression was like "What do you expect me to do???" LOL.

[@tinusvandenberg2593]

She knows he's right!

[@NyssaKitana]

Reid's face was so cute when he buckled his seatbelt! :)

[@bellalove3762]

Nyssa Shoals he’s just like “Um ok now I’m a little nervous”

[@killerkitty1313]

His face is always cute lol

[@mrsmatthewgraygubler-4-ever]

so cute, always is.

[@charlesbuckwheat2347]

@@killerkitty1313 Agreed!

[@JenD-nm6fd]

I never noticed this! 😅

[@Wint3rFi3ld]

Rossi: - Praying - Reid: - Makes Him Even More Scared -

[@fio_9835]

It's Reid's personal mission to scare people with statistics.

[@THEDonnyB]

69 liked on this comment. We have achieved perfection.

[@Kerriangel]

I was flying home from Manchester in a storm yesterday and I was doing my best not to think of Reid's statistics about plane crashes in storms

[@lost99sheep]

For the first time in my life I got on an airplane and I was scared and I tried to but the "pulverized" part came to mind and I freaked out.

[@mariamcastagnaro7632]

lmaoooo

[@Savage-cv1qq]

I never ever got on one in my life who thank God cause I do not like to fly

[@weebnails1342]

Good news you were likely in a commercial flight in which wouldn't be affected as bad so idk if you'd survive but you'd be more likely to

[@libbybollinger5901]

@@weebnails1342 yeah, small planes tend to be a lot more vulnerable

[@KierraHannon]

I love how Reid just slowly fastens his seat belt while eyeing Rossi. It's like he's imagining what facts to rattle off just to scare him

[@mrsmatthewgraygubler-4-ever]

@Violet i laughed so hard i about fell on the floor.

[@WiseDragon50]

JJ's face: "I...Do you think I can?" XD priceless perfection

[@SunShine-pp3fc]

🤣

[@eren34558]

Why is this showing up now in my recommendations

[@2girls1cup88]

reid is the 1 character a tv show can NEVER kill off! :)

[@kellyrussell2377]

I beg of you to NEVER tell Moffat that he will make it his personal mission to attempt it.

[@annablue6923]

yes all fangirls agree

[@G58]

He’s beyond irritating.

[@KrissyRoseAnimallover]

@@G58 your comment is irritating. If you don’t like read don’t watch criminal minds you piece of shit

[@commotus8319]

@@KrissyRoseAnimallover someone has a different opinion and thats your response? People are so stupid these days.....

[@thecupcakestealer101]

His voice sort of shakes on "pulverized". It's so weird, he's scared too.

[@CrazyCat-lady-pb1or]

I’m pretty sure back in season 4, episode 9 (might be wrong sorry) that he mentions to Morgan that he starts to rattle off facts and statistics when he gets nervous. What he said about the microbursts could have completely been him trying to say what he’s actually afraid of most about the situation.

[@bizarrebunny5579]

@@CrazyCat-lady-pb1or awhhhhhhhh

[@Joe1887]

I thought he was just excited.

[@criminalminds6234]

Rossi the grandfather, prentiss is the mother, hotch is the father, jj is the aunt, morgans the uncle, Reid's the son

[@criminalminds6234]

Penelope is the daughter

[@witchforhirelillithskye8318]

yea guiddian was more of the grandpa type....

[@StickiesOfficial]

Gideon*

[@alicemills7670]

Criminal Minds I feel like Hotch is the father, JJ the mother, Prentiss the older sister, Morgan the older brother, Reid the baby, Rossi the uncle who lets them get away with murder and Garcia the weird crazy aunt.

[@aviannadeonarine1278]

@@alicemills7670 Yessss I completely agree💯💯💯

[@reishiaki59]

Ah...I love Reid's bits of information. probably useless at times but one cant deny its amusing. probably why a lot of fans get overprotective of boy genius xD

[@BeazleyStudios]

It took a while for me to warm up to the character of Rossi, but I like how he managed to bring a level of warmth and humor to the show. He managed to alleviate some of the heavy drama on the show and got the team to "lighten up" so that the job didn't weigh them down.

[@RinJackson]

Somehow, I knew just from the video title this involved Reid :)

[@KisaraSafiya]

Jeez, Reid, learn some tact!

[@GraceUponGraceProductions]

Lmao, me too! XD

[@kellyrussell2377]

Who else would we be begging for someone to make shut up? (if that made any sense at all!)

[@isabellahernandez2286]

Same

[@aviannadeonarine1278]

Yesssss🤣💯

[@SMiles.21]

I love how Rossi looks at JJ like she actually has sway over the things that come out of Reid's mouth. And the look she gives him in response is hilarious.

[@ryanobey8111]

I luv JJ's face at the end. it's like. 'What am I supposed to do?'

[@tigerlili97]

I love how Reid is always so happy when he's talking about varying methods of death. He should play on sims.

[@orbius.6555]

Rossi looked like he wanted to throw something at Reid. I love this scene lmao! Rossi is such a funny character. Love him.

[@martina-jn9uf]

the fact that Rossi does a cross sign makes me crack even more than Reid's rambling lol. it's just a typical Italian thing to do the cross sign when shit gets bad and y'know a place in heaven is always needed

[@UnicornPastelPrincess]

I just love this part, I just love how Spencer is like yep every days thing, poor Rossi, and then JJ face at the end OMG so funny, it's the face of "we tried but is never works" I have to say in the Episode were Reid and Morgan are in the lift and Reid say all that stuff, had put me of going in a lift I never go in one now, and now I may never go on a plain LOL =D

[@justahuman9273]

that's the weird part tho! he freaks out in a stuck elevator but on a plane with turbulences he stays totally calm :D lol..

[@justahuman9273]

*ugh, nevermind! i think he is nervous himself (talking about statistics and stuff^^)

[@AbigailsUniverse]

I love how he takes pride in scaring them sometimes

[@elliewilliams8371]

*"I beg of you to make him stop"*

[@brownblair98]

"I beg of you to make him stop" JJ:What're you looking at ME for?! I'm not his wife!!

[@vampgirl2138]

In my head, she and Reid are married with 1, maybe 2 kids.

[@The-Rose-and-the-Cross]

... yet.

[@annigirl00]

If I was Rossi I would be like: Spencer I love you, you know that, but I think that for your own safety you need to just be quiet

[@madelinehurd728]

Gideon is the dad, JJ is the mother, Prentiss is the adopted sister, Morgan is the older brother, Garcia is the cool neighbor and Rossi is the funny Italian uncle

[@sasha_6552]

Madeline Hurd No garcia is the cool aunt lol

[@butterball9552]

Hotch is probably the dad.

[@wonderjenna123]

of course this would involve Reid freaking someone out with his factoids :)

[@musicfan189]

I've been rewatching this entire show from s1 onwards (Quarantine-Binge anyone?) and I realised that one of the relatively few things that really annoy me in this show, is how all the characters sometimes treat Reid... Some of it is definitely friendly teasing, I know that, but the way they all sometimes just shut him down for no real reason, when he goes of on a genuinely interested, enthusiastic tangent of random knowledge, rubs me the wrong way.... Like at that time when Seaver asks him a question, and she interrupts him mid-answer to sarcastically apologise for asking in the first place... They make a lot of fun at his expense too ("Left in a basket on the steps of the FBI")... It makes me think (mind you, I know we're talking brilliantly embodied, but fictional characters here) that Reid sometimes drops knowledge like this, partly just to mess with them as low-key payback for some of the bad times when they mock or dismiss him... (Again, mind you, I might be a bit influenced by the fact that I know a guy like this, not Reid-level clever perhaps, but definitely head-and-shoulders above most everyone else, and he is probably one of the sweetest people I know... He always gets so genuinely enthusiastic about stuff, and he could be speaking a dead language for all I understand of it sometimes... But he's shut down by so many people by now, that he gets surprised when he finally gets to really explain something and the listener is really interested, which is is just the saddest thing... Brilliant minds like these are such a marvel, they really shouldn't be muted like that so much....)

[@rileypaigemc7018]

I think exactly this! Bruh!

[@olliele7119]

I totally agree... glad to see someone else sees what I see :/ I love his outbursts so dearly; if I had someone in my life of such brightness I would be kicking myself for being annoyed.

[@artemisofthemoonandhunt1486]

I have a mind full of trivia. I totally get Reid.

[@sanjanaraman1082]

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT agree with you! I think that’s why I’m so overprotective about Reid...no one understands him..i dont expect them to because not everyone can have an IQ of 187..but Reid is interested about SO many topics and he has so many little tidbits of information that he loves to share..and people keep shutting him down..it kinda breaks my heart...and the one where seaver apologizes for asking..i didnt find that funny at all, that was irritating. Reid is the one person everyone in the BAU makes little jokes about and it makes me sad...thats why I liked blake so much..she never cut him off or mocked him..she didnt even seem weirded out that he knew so many facts..she just listened🤷🏻‍♀️ 💙

[@pratikshamajee3262]

@@sanjanaraman1082 he is the first person among the whole team i liked..he was my fav from the very beginning..his character is so fresh and different than typical fbi characters..i instantly liked him...i don't undersatnd either why he is the one who has the most truamatic journey..always being the one to sacrifice himself for the team..and when he spurts out facts everyone dismisses him..and seaver was the most rude one when she sarcastically apologised to him..did not like that..sometimes i understand when they stop reid because he goes off topic during important discussions and have a time restraint like when they r explaining to other cops what they need to do or they need some info but other times when they r not working that's just wrong

[@sheridandwyer]

That little smile Rossi gave him at the end though slayed my life tbh

[@jenniferschweichler6773]

I love Rossi... My favorite quote from him... "..hey what's with you? You need hug or something"?

[@oindrila101]

Rossi: I Beg of you to make him stop JJ's Expression: We've all been trying for years man....sorry its out of our hands.

[@wolfgurl1115]

“I’m here if you need me with my binary machines that don’t say gross things” honestly that’s going as my year book quote

[@LadyEowyn]

He's so lifelike.

[@rkav135]

See in this Reid looks kind of nervous though and his rambling comforts him so ... It may not have done Rossi any good but it may have helped Reid some ;-) must be scary having that fact in your head - I'd wanna share it too lol

[@MalikaiDragonSlayer]

Rossi's face though.

[@tia_ryh1873]

what I love about Reid is he talks nonstop and his crew just sits there and listens until he’s done lmao

[@AniFreak777]

Oh & I Love How Reid Puts On His Seatbelt Right Before He Starts His Tangent About The Microburst. He's A Bit Afraid Too. X3

[@aishaazeemah4289]

Aww, my poor baby got scared :3 ... Ps. I mean Rossi

[@Jackeline1995]

Jesus! How old are u?

[@aishaazeemah4289]

Jackeline Campos Gonzalez 18... why? o.O

[@Jackeline1995]

+Aisha Azeemah so u like rossi?

[@aishaazeemah4289]

Jackeline Campos Gonzalez yes...

[@patrickwust6761]

BBBzreu BBBzreu setzte demokratisch irrationale dreht

[@gonzalobecerra2430]

I was flying to Bogotá, Colombia the other day and I was trying my best not to remember Reid's statistics

[@Walther1938]

“Does me absolutely no good at the moment, thank you” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johnzumwalt9457]

Poor JJ. Everyone's big sister.

[@Ashes19ify]

I absolutely love David, he's so hilarious and his whole face says it all when he's frustrated with Reid, but somewhat wants to kill him, figuratively speaking.

[@curtis7480]

Lol he's jus full of fun facts

[@ciyameer7958]

curtis he should really let other people tell him they're fun

[@ciyameer7958]

curtis he should really let other people tell him they're fun

[@asha.j6501]

spencer literally just explained how they can all die and is nonchalant about it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shayvogler]

"that does me absolutely no good at the moment, thank you" 🤣🤣🤣

[@varric]

This is pretty much like the time when Morgan tells Reid: "Don't make me hit you" (or something like that) in the episode (I think) where's Frankie Muntz was the killer.

[@alyssa2807]

Rossi's look at JJ was the embodiment of "Will you please control YOUR son? Thanks." And her response is just "Why is he always MY son when he's not doing what YOU want?" XD

[@an33y]

I love Garcia "I will be here with my binary machines that don't say gross things" 😄😄

[@ihavekidsinmybasement914]

0:11 Three, Two, One...... DOCTOR REID ALERT!

[@fishingmoron7515]

It’s sad that criminal minds is over

[@hyronharrison8127]

This small scene shows their dynamic, I love it!

[@oceanbreezeyy764]

1:07 Everything Spencer does is so dang cute, especially this.

[@VHoff-33]

JJ’s look of helplessness to him 😂

[@LibertineDeSade]

I love J.J.'s face like "if I could I would have years ago". LMAO.

[@dinodog21]

JJ's face is priceless, it's almost like "What am I supposed to do?"

[@beckycox1205]

I love this show. I watch it all the time

[@smc1942]

That look on JJ's face! Priceless! Saying it without a word spoken; "If I could make him stop, don't you think I would!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@adeleluver111]

lol I loved it when he did the cross on his chest, poor guy is freaking out :P

[@thecupcakestealer101]

I love that while Rossi's panicking, Morgan didn't even feel the need to get off the table.

[@saqina6723]

baby reid is literally adorable

[@uniquechibi]

I love how JJ just understands better than anyone else on the team haha

[@Peacepuppy5]

"I beg of you to make him stop." LOL

[@Monsicorn]

The way Rossi said "Does me absolutely no good at the moment" I FELT THAT DISAPPOINTED DAD ENERGY DEEP IN MY BONES

[@kiran12346183]

They need to give Reid another girlfriend. You know, one that doesn't get killed. It's not fair, even Morgan has a wife now... COME ON CRIMINAL MINDS WRITERS!

[@PoliteClover]

I volunteer as tribute

[@kiran12346183]

LOL who wouldn't

[@misslis25]

+Deanna Phillips same here lol

[@danielhaire6677]

Potential cool scene, have JJ andf Prentiss conspiring to get him a girlfriend and have it turn out that he has started dating Ashley Seaver in the Domestic Trafficking task force.

[@RedCloudfield]

Well,since he was thought as a bisexual character at the veeeery beginning of the show. How about giving him a boyfriend? Not because I want some progressive stuff in the show or anything like that,not at all. but it would be interesting to see that Just saying

[@samwalker3165]

We all saw the title and KNEW "him" meant Reid.

[@JazDhillon89]

1:31 JJ's like "what can I do?? THIS IS WHAT HE DOES!"

[@Kerriangel]

I love the 'I'm not his mother' look JJ gives Rossi

[@lazy_analise8612]

Reid was quick to buckle up

[@kjg4871]

Lol reid is so amazing

[@RMjH803]

LOLLreids so casual going "psssshf pulverized" and rossi's like " oh god, i cant deal with this kid AND the turbulance" AHAHAHA

[@AniFreak777]

Reid: What we really need to worry about is microbursts. The sudden downbursts of air associated with thunderstorms, but a small craft like this: If we hit one of those at the wrong altitude Pfft*Makes smashing motion with hands*, We'll pulverize. Rossi: I beg of you to make him stop. JJ: *Makes a face like 'What am I supposed to do? I can't stop him.'* This Is One Of My Favorite Scenes In The Whole Episode! X3

[@bruhitscookie8090]

I've never even had one hot doctor but then you have this man and it's just.....wooooow.

[@gurglequeen433]

Reid... You've been flying with Rossi for almost five seasons by this point and he's never had trouble. Of course it's the turbulence bothering him!!!!

[@angela122345678]

Now I'm scared to go flying... "Pfft, we're pulverized."

[@snowbarry4life]

JJ's face... She's like, "you're asking *ME?!* "

[@rebekahjo1234]

Garcia said Garden City, Kansas and I was like "hey I live like an hour away from there."

[@andrewgru7077]

Spencer, says it just like i do 🤣😅 Family reactions are the only thing that tell me i did it out loud

[@starlitexo]

Rossi praying made me laugh

[@Peacepuppy5]

"I beg of you to make him stop." Poor Rossi. I hate turbulence too...

[@lisaelledge331]

Everyone loves reid

[@casualperi]

I love how slow Rossi talks in comparison to Reid

[@thecupcakestealer101]

Reid tells Rossi that the plane will be fine. Rossi is sarcastic. Reid is like, "Oh, really? Well fine then, here's a statistic. Teach you to be mean to me."

[@TheGingi7]

A Supernatural fan. I love you

[@niehuaisangsknees]

Rossi: is worried the plane will crash Also Rossi: prays like the good Italian he is

[@Codegirl96]

I always love when my favorite crime shows talk about Wichita, Kansas. Since I live like thirty minutes out from it. I don't know why but I get really happy when they mention it.

[@CriminalMindsFan55]

JJ's like, "What do you want me to do about it?"

[@simonmakinde230392]

Rule number 1 when you go to a general knowledge quiz - leave Reid at home!! 😂😂

[@KiwiLombax15]

When I was very small, around about 5, I went on my first ever plane to visit my grandparents. Being a bright child with an as yet undiagnosed case of autism I paid rapt and careful attention to the in flight safety lecture, thought about it for a while, then LOUDLY asked mum and dad "if this plane crashes, will we all DIE? If it lands in the ocean would we all DROWN TO DEATH?" etc, not out of fear or worry but just out of genuine curiosity. Then mum and dad noticed the guy a few rows down from us getting paler and gripping the arm rests tighter and tighter as i went on asking questions. Clearly a bad flyer. Mum was trying to shut me up gently while desperately stifling laughter. We made it through unscathed, naturally, but I still think of that poor soul sometimes. If he ever reads this, sorry dude...

[@beauknows1677]

Ya know, if "Reid" had to remember his lines, technically he retained as much information as Reid at one point or another.

[@joshuameeks6114]

that look jj gives him when he asks her to make Reid stop.

[@RayKaiLover]

Gideon is the grandfather, Hotch is the father, Rossi is the step-dad, JJ is the mother, Morgan is the oldest son, Prentiss is the oldest daughter, Gracia is the cool aunt, Reid is the baby , and Strauss is the evil mother-in-law.

[@gwenrodriguez4111]

Don't you all just love Reid!💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙

[@MyStarwarsThemSongs2]

being a weather nut this was my favorite episode

[@FreakyFreakMcFreaker]

"Plllt, we'll pulverize." Me: Well, that killed planes for me. @.@

[@freedomrider266]

There's no stopping the Genius of D.C.

[@larrylund2682]

This Rain Man makes me giggle.

[@Graceface1]

The little sound effect was adorable

[@estherf0226]

Hahaha this make me laugh every time! Got to love Dr. Reid!

[@G58]

I go to sleep when it gets bumpy upstairs. Never bothered me. I even slept through an RPG attack on the Dak I was flying in low over the African bush. I finally woke up because guys were shouting and celebrating their luck after several near misses. For some reason they were mad at me! The only time to really start paying attention is when the engine notes change noticeably, or the attitude of the aircraft alters dramatically. Otherwise, the pilots are in charge. You’re a passenger. Simple. If you paid attention to the drill before takeoff, know where the exits are, and have your emergency gear to hand, if there’s nothing cool to look at out of the window, grab Zeees! ;)