I bought $600 of FAKE Xbox from China

[@qzeq]

bro think he plainrock124 💀 edit: get on twitch for more madness 😎👍

[@commenter9637]

hi

[@MohammedXL124_real]

Let him cook

[@Lopez_gaming-ee8xw]

Let get qzeq to a million subscribers

[@disundias6500]

Bro what do you mean he is plainrock 124

[@frds_skce]

bro think he is qzeq 💀

[@vinny-g6s]

They did it, the Ultimate Shitpost Console

[@MandrakeFernflower]

The ShidtBox420

[@CinnamonGhost_Crunch]

Emphasis on shit

[@Ilovecandycornnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn]

I'm buying one of those consoles whatever it takes I wanna play Mario 420

[@grimreaperplayz5740]

Got more exclusive games than x box x

[@Archemites]

now i understand that "Every Mario 64 copy is personalized" creepypasta

[@Dozhdevik10]

How the heck did you make search text? Mario 64

[@captgooey]

@@Dozhdevik10 It's a new KZbin feature, I think. KZbin automatically puts those search things

[@Circut_Crow]

Every fake Xbox version of Mario 64 is personalised

[@dreamEnd]

I love at how this console just bulk download every single Mario Romhacks they could find

[@asteroidrules]

Oddly a common thing for these Chinese knockoffs. Ten-twenty years ago they'd be full of SMB hacks and random NES games that they put Mario's face on, I guess now they've graduated to SM64 hacks.

[@windoak]

@@asteroidrules Another decade and we'll be on sunshine hacks. Cant wait till im in my 30s and we start getting galaxy ones.

[@rlywtfdude]

I'm Russian, and you had me at Vinovski Dieselyovski 😂 Poor kids that get this as an unironic gift from grandparents who didn't know any better.

[@Eggy_legs]

A qzeq video on a weekend night, life couldn't get any better

[@davidcostelvieriu-hy6nh]

REAL

[@TheDucky16]

EXACLY!​

[@doublem4729]

Bro Its friday☠️

[@TheDucky16]

​@@doublem4729💀

[@qzeq]

A qzeq video to begin with lmao 😄😄

[@smarkled0rf]

That 'GTAV' game was actually a Mad Max game that was released in the 80's I believe 😂

[@Breezy_FNRBLX]

I vaguely remember playing a game like that on a friends sleepover

[@adgdrgar]

I remember it as Outlander.

[@ArchangelExile]

90's*

[@mkzhero]

80's? Pretty sure it's from later

[@edu7979]

i thought it was the need for speed (1994) at first

[@LunaFrog-]

i love how freddy just takes his head off what a fever dream

[@qzeq]

I wanted to do the same thing after playing these games

[@LunaFrog-]

@@qzeq thats fair

[@kurdishkakarot8469]

​@@LunaFrog-whos the girl in ur pfp

[@LunaFrog-]

@@kurdishkakarot8469 wdym

[@kurdishkakarot8469]

@@LunaFrog- i said: wHOS THE NAME OF THE GIIIIIRL IN UR PROFILE PICTUREEEE (hope you understand 💙)

[@SammEater]

I wonder why these knockoff consoles just don't put the actual retro games games on it since they are already pirating everything instead of these rom hacks.

[@incomingincoming1133]

The don't want to steal. They are pirates not theives.

[@murzik344]

They're scared of copyrights

[@bistduskibiditoilettesistda]

​@@incomingincoming1133no one said they are thieves

[@chillguy.commenter]

The fact he said "30 inch 400 gram titanium-alloy baseball bat" is so inspiring

[@qzeq]

idk what titanium alloy even is it just sounded tough 😎

[@Mario583a]

@@qzeq Do I look like I know hwat a titanium alloy is? ~~ Hank Hill, probably.

[@teeXradd]

​@@qzeq titanium is half the weight of steel and twice as strong. The machinery it takes to make things with it is insane, huge machines

[@kanesmith8271]

@@Mario583a Hank actually got to own some Titanium golf clubs that Dale gifted him, but they were from a murder trial so he has to go to meet the murderer to clear the name of the golf clubs, 😂😂😂, it’s a good episode

[@MustangGuy2000]

The person talking sounds like the guys from -Dudesons in America

[@shamachelon]

This is-hands down-hilariously the best thing to have ever graced my KZbin recommendations! I am in tears watching this. Both my dog and baby l are looking at me like I’ve lost my mind. Your accent is making this even better. Thank you so much 😂

[@DovahKarOG]

The fact it was $600 is wild for mostly plastic

[@qzeq]

Plastic and HOPE.

[@trololo666]

And unfortunately it run out of hope

[@lahirebrz]

Plastic, despair, and -150 fps

[@benjames8211]

i mean he did get 10 of them for 300 dollars xd.

[@sh4dowtomi111]

@@lahirebrz puhuhuhuhu

[@nickkuroi1442]

I'm Russian and when I was a kid we had a PS2, so my dad would download random collections of games(5000 in 1), put them on an empty CD and give me to play. The games usually had some gibberish names, so there was no way to actually know what game you'll be playing. Also, there was no way to return to the main menu from the game, only to restart the console, and then I would get yelled at for doing that too many times. Eventually I would just get stuck playing some random broken game. People still buy consoles like this for fun and aliexpress is very popular in Russia, I guess that's why many games are in Russian

[@scpfoundationfan4370]

Wait a qzeq video is out on time?!

[@qzeq]

A friday upload is a friday upload Even if it's 3 months late lmao 🤫🤫

[@the_ecips9692]

@@qzeq you never specified a date or a year for that matter. you're good and, most important, right on time 😀

[@Japica225Main]

18:10 Not the cut off: " *AÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ* " 🤣

[@scottl.1568]

HOLY FUCKING DAMN, QZEQ IS BACK!!

[@Wraithwrz9300]

I thought he left I’ve bin watching the old videos on loop for the past week

[@maryfeglenogo1598]

​@@Wraithwrz9300 same here for 2 months now

[@Wraithwrz9300]

@@maryfeglenogo1598lol 😂

[@necroax1s]

my man's running Windows '98 on a bootleg chinese Xbox Series X 😭 7:46

[@musicbysazid]

pls buy those terabytes of hdd where they put shitload of modded gaymes

[@qzeq]

That's the next one Idk when but the next thing I'm buying is that 😄

[@ChrisHüwels]

Gaymes

[@kizzpizz_skate1856]

Maybe over 200000+ gaymoos

[@BesoffenerIslamist]

Post-wall radioactive gaymer waste. Seal in lead lined concrete for 100 millennia.

[@taipenn2358]

11:04 he had to stop himself from getting cancelled saying that word 😂

[@sneakysnake7695]

Where did they even find half of these hacks? 18:45 "Super Die in a Fire 64" like who the hell even came up with this shit?

[@UltraGreenNo.57]

At this point, it's a meme box.

[@Artem-f7f]

7:16 ,,Welcome to Kazakhstan” Got me to made a super laugh 😂💀

[@Z_archiwum_Wachowiaka]

19:04 I didn't expected to see "K-ON!" mod in this video tbh. This is just a summary of the first two episodes, badly translated to Mario 64. The guy who made this didn't even replaced Mario's model with a model based on Yui Hirasawa's character. He just pasted a low poly JPG of her in a VERY poor way.

[@maxydapurp11210]

how offended are you in this situation

[@Savitkov]

Cool

[@mordo_jedynyoryginał]

i did not expect this channel to appear in a qzeq video

[@SpeedySonic3000]

yapping about mid

[@themooniseternalV2]

​@@SpeedySonic3000 k-on is peak what you on about

[@Lolmaro.]

Bro this is the most funny scam console ever hahaha

[@Aman--Wangnao77]

A video game console that can also function as a bluetooth speaker ?? Take my money.

[@Hopemaxxing_For_My_Chair]

I hope Xbox and Playstation make next generation consoles with this 😂😂

[@steelixian1705]

@@Hopemaxxing_For_My_Chair How do they not o.0

[@thebutler4471]

14:35 universe implodes

[@AhmedFathy-bh6ii]

SMOOOOKE

[@maxim_ssc]

9:41 Ten year old Ben Tennison along with his cousin Gwen and his grandpa Maxim went to relax at a camp for their vacation rough translation

[@christianleonard8702]

sounds familiar

[@hahen8]

​@paleofolkwdym

[@StudioHonzasTV]

The reason why the pong 7:20 didn't work is because the retro games were designed to run on slow processors so there wasn't lines for the speed of the ball so when the game runs on newer and newer processor it will get faster and faster

[@budderbrotDE]

bro you need to archive those ROMs asap, we the community need this

[@MiTBender]

8:09 This translates to "Jesus: Horrifying Bio Monster" 😂

[@RonanCaning-ue6os]

No way bro

[@lightning76]

What's the actual name of this game?

[@ultralance]

@@lightning76 Dude isn't joking. I couldn't have told you exact translation of title since I don't speak Japanese, but I do know a lot of Japanese retro games - without the translation there, I remembered it being something about like, mutants or zombies. Something up that alley. You can find wiki article if you just google "Jesus Famicom" - the game title is "Jesus: Kyōfu no Bio Monster," which wikipedia has translated as "Jesus: Terror of Bio Monster."

[@BuryTheLight-tds]

​​@@lightning76Lord knows what is it....

[@_pizzaboy9631]

​@@lightning76 it's the actual name of the game "Jesus: Kyoufu no Bio Monsters" only released for the Japanese Famicom

[@mr.alexgonzal2974]

17:43 become corrupted lol

[@CapedCrusaderC]

3:54 the spark coming from the outlet made jump a little

[@qzeq]

✨ quality ✨

[@CapedCrusaderC]

@@qzeq be carefull okay you dont want your house to burn down

[@kvo3542]

​@@CapedCrusaderCRelax. It's just a little spark.

[@ClaudeSpeed_republic]

13:00 my reaction to this information ahh face

[@idontwannatypeaname]

this is terrifying

[@sindurwavesismaturf]

8:30 gave me an instant flashback to 2016 me watching JonTron videos

[@Ghostx4847-Live]

Twenty Thousand GAMES! , TWO Hundred Thou- 😂😂😂😂

[@tomix6690]

Can't tell if comedy gold or horror s***, but amazing none the less. Kinda expected to see "fireworks" at the end, but can't complain, this episode already cost enough 💩

[@qzeq]

I totally should've stuck something inside of these

[@tailsprower9542]

14:03 can’t find this rom hack on YT, pretty funny lol

[@SuikaIbuki]

19:43 since when K-on become a Mario game?😂😂😂

[@Vollification]

Since decapitated, armless Mario became "Among Us"?

[@notme6753]

10:55 Vinovski Dieselovski killed me 😂

[@RY0SH1_THE_F00L]

Yay new qzeq video!!! Love yo videos bruh😂❤ 11:05 this made me cracked 🤣🤣🤣

[@contentdeleted5602]

Bro at 16:35 started saying super sayan like an Italian😭

[@アンドリュー213]

7:24 Grand Dad?! Flintstones?!!

[@BuccoBruceCh]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@EggoBoi]

I didn’t know how common these sort of systems are just shoving a sort of front end with a ton of pirated stuff, on a small motherboard or raspberry pi

[@Goofdude43]

7:44 ah yes, Windows 98 on the NES

[@KingKevo_]

This is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a long time, I genuinely cried laughing at this, you’ve earned a new subscriber, and you deserve many more my friend, have a wonderful day thanks for the laughs!!!🤟🤝

[@tomtrhlik2028]

20:53 holy shit that Iron maiden shirt is sick

[@MrPropagator]

I fucking died of old age when he said it's older than his parents 💀

[@Apixelatedhedset]

8:51 "yes i need to find my samurai" ahh

[@MrPropagator]

I'm so in love with how this guy talks

[@BabyDigi]

5:49 bro , qzeq….RELAX😭😭😭

[@Dynamitechips6942]

12:03 the fact that the gta 5 is basically mad max game before mad max 2015 game xD

[@cluer95]

9:11 i thought i got a message for a second

[@dogbog99]

The video that just keeps on giving. This really cheered me up.

[@nixielad]

16:15 I mean, Goku and Piccolo did race cars in DBZ so...

[@IMuncheez]

Bruh ur timing with words is f hilarious 😂

[@tataosman4852]

come on steven we must get rhe vodka10:21

[@dogbog99]

5:46 Ahahahahahaha they made a discord game ahahahahahahaah that is the most funniest thing I have seen all year. Who is doing this!!! Whatt!

[@skyrimfan462]

7:32 GRANDAD!!!!!

[@jbeamer11tv]

FLEENSTOHNES?!

[@skyrimfan462]

@jbeamer11tv AWW...GRANDDAD... GRANDDAD?!

[@teeXradd]

Those first 10 seconds got you my sub so fast 😂😂😂

[@soul2710]

12:23 the text says "That's all" 13:23 He is real said just "Scary", when he fall in to the void 💀

[@Burns_RED]

Just found your channel. I'm loving it 😂

[@Skankphone]

9:22 average day at russia-finnish border

[@xiaoling.44]

19:53 That 'Xbox' runs on Windows CE of kind, a relic of an operating system that was meant for Compact devices or really really low power or embedded devices.

[@Vortigern21]

6:38 that's literally retroarch emu

[@IsatisAngel]

12:40 It's an hack of the "Chuck Rock" game, with just Scrat as hero. This video is mesmerizing ! Thank you for suffer for our amusement, proud soldier !

[@bonginkosimotloung4440]

0:25 Now that's a convincing name🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@synsay669]

The lightning round was so good! Loved this vid 🔥

[@KyleKeane-zh1zr]

new video idea, buy a screen, buy a ring, buy a pen, and then buy a crown.

[@qzeq]

Thats my bling always drama when I ring

[@Fishyy-1]

Ok you are the funniest guy on KZbin i swear!😂

[@UNKNOWN-tj9uf]

WTH 😂😂😂😂😂 6:11

[@riri-tu5oi]

So many time during this video I was like “that can’t be real” but it was.

[@Dmitrikrotchlikmyov]

11:15 thats NOS baby!!!

[@jamesbeebe2870]

Can't have mario being italian in glorious china. Just make him the headless plumber.

[@mativonburrata]

10:49 that menu song goes HARD

[@gilbert1975nf]

A video that makes laugh in less than a minute? Sure I will hit the sub button! Right away!

[@Ken2ie28]

6:13 Mario in the springlocks

[@gundamdetractor337]

15:51 they had enough cars for everyone. everyone important*(TFS reference)

[@goblocko]

19:46 that made me crack up laughing

[@steelixian1705]

Its like playing a libary of games from some one who was just getting into modding games and this was where he started XD Headless Mario 64 is a classic

[@kiri101]

8:35 I'm pretty sure the Pokémon slots casino game is lifted straight from one of the original Pokémon Gameboy games.

[@hakimshesh8222]

6:11 killed me so hard. 😂😂😂😂

[@topi124]

8:19 pocket monster was what pokemon came from

[@emlabty]

12:33 I laughed for 5 minutes at this. I was holding my chest, gasping for air.

[@Apixelatedhedset]

4:46 why does it says netflix

[@Madnar1]

This was too funny XD, it made my day better :P

[@vinniemackelmore9319]

7:26 GRAND DAD?!

[@ROCKxGHOST]

Bro give us videos like this daily love to watch your videos ❣️ it makes my day better 😁

[@viscountrainbows2857]

16:16 Yes, there literally is. Goku and Piccolo go driving and Piccolo wears a backwards baseball cap as if to confirm all the theories that Green is the new Black as far as Namekians are concerned

[@TheOmnipotenTriangleKing]

Short terms: mario takes over half of the gaming industry

[@abc-oo8ce]

10:01 Note, this was Despicable Me 2, not Minions 2 / Minions: The Rise of Gru

[@abc-oo8ce]

7:55 the screen doesn't have enough space for the text Windows Update. Yes, updates all through ie

[@chefcedd]

So far 6 mins in the video and this feels like a bad dream come true ! enjoying the video so far , crazy work with the fake xbox console the magic that comes from China! Five nights at freddy appearing on mario game had me laughing so hard! subscribed keep it up with these funny videos i enjoy your humor so much thank you

[@HanaMohamed-o7j]

‏‪2:00‬‏ Pixel Qzeq The Face Reveal 😂😂🤣🤣

[@dotcom9601]

I started this video eating and almost died. It's sooooo funny... this was a great review Keep It Up

[@thrrax]

The term "fake" implies that you actually expected to buy a genuine Xbox from someone claiming it was a genuine Xbox. So these are scams only if they don't do what they advertise. But nobody who has a functioning brain will think these are genuine Xbox units. BTW, Chinese copyright laws are very ambiguous and allow them to do make this sort of products with no or very little penalties.

[@Cooe.]

I was like "why the hell would a European have a baseball bat?" before checking your profile and realizing "oh... he's from Finland... nevermind, that tracks". 🤣

[@visorrepublic]

Plenty of Europeans have baseball bats, they’re decent weapons

[@SteNeal]

Just discovered this guy so funny love the content keep it up 👍

[@tort5715]

10:08 it's not minions 2, it's despicable me 2.

[@Ohyestama]

10:54 is the Thailand joke that we will call Dominic the vin diesel

[@joshib1106]

12:33 That was the Game Chuck Rock off the Sega Mega Drive, The character you played as was a cave man

[@hardrivethrutown]

this is like a mix of Jontron and Vinesauce with a hint of Plainrock124 and I absolutely lost it when Super Mario 420 came up

[@dummekommentarefullhdvonka2359]

10:13 This is halt Minion, half Ralph Wiggum.