I Bought A Car With 'No Keys' FROM BRADFORD! It Didn't End Well!!

[@ShiftingMetal]

Thanks for all of the emails regarding fixing up this mini (over 25!) I will work through them and get back to you all, over the weekend probably! Joe

[@shsh-he5qg]

Don’t blame Bradford, blame yourself for being a greedy moron and you got burnt 🤣

[@Slaithyte]

I hope you dont sell it, I'd love to watch you clean it and fix it

[@stevemayandleilaroehead870]

Would be good to see it sorted, like you say it would make a great KZbin video, hope someone takes it on. Could be fun :)

[@christopher9727]

.... Do you know Jesus Christ can set you free from sins and save you from hell today Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell Come to Jesus Christ today Jesus Christ is only way to heaven Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today Romans 6.23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. John 3:16-21 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. Mark 1.15 15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel. 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. Hebrews 11:6 6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Jesus

[@tweedbean]

Would love to be considered for repairing the Paceman, dropped you an email. keep up the epic content.

[@docsbmw525i]

A car from Bradford with the towing eye already in it, no keys , and the N47 engine 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ you’ve got some balls or too much cash

[@andrewallen9993]

Or a distinct lack of functional working brain cells.

[@philipbunker146]

Certainly more cash than brain cells!

[@elixier33]

Or no brains.

[@christopher9727]

Do you know Jesus Christ can set you free from sins and save you from hell today Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell Come to Jesus Christ today Jesus Christ is only way to heaven Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today Romans 6.23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. John 3:16-21 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. Mark 1.15 15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel. 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. Hebrews 11:6 6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Jesus

[@christopher9727]

Do you know Jesus Christ can set you free from sins and save you from hell today Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell Come to Jesus Christ today Jesus Christ is only way to heaven Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today Romans 6.23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. John 3:16-21 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. Mark 1.15 15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel. 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. Hebrews 11:6 6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Jesus

[@utilitarian]

I feel sorry for anyone who is legitimately trying to sell a genuine car in Bradford. It must be so frustrating.

[@abycharles4814]

This is me and yes it's really frustrating

[@Shutityou]

@@abycharles4814move!

[@Blitz9287]

Or at the seaside I've had my car up for sale on Autotrader, Gumtree and Cars and Classic and I've had 2 time wasters that said they were coming then cancelled at the last minute. A lot of people think all the cars must be rotten. The funny thing is it's not got a bit of rust anywhere on it.

[@pacman7959]

That's what the local population doesn't realise. The mentality being it's your fault for being stupid.

[@jimmymcgoo8641]

Cultural enrichment

[@asensibleyoungman2978]

So let me get this straight - Iklhas? Bradford? BMW Mini? No key? Sob story about a family member dying? Accepts £2k below market price without quibbling? And you bought it??????????????????

[@Johnny_murrays_cousin]

£2 k below trade price . Even worse

[@Smash-n-Grab]

And it was running ! Totally disrespectful making out he mat have been conned if the back story was true.

[@trainman665]

@@Smash-n-GrabIt wasn’t running. It didn’t even have keys.

[@MrDutto]

more red flags than a Chinese brigade

[@brenglover72]

It did run when it was parked up. The titanic ran well when it left Southampton.

[@BillyRiff-RAF]

😂😂

[@ToolsTipsandTitbits]

As they say in Belfast 'It was alright when it left us!'

[@morphix9]

It was already beyond repair, when it left Southampton, it had on board the financial enemy of the beneficial owners (JP Morgan) who cancelled their own ticket to travel.😊just like this mini 🐥

[@danganbeg7225]

It was probably already on fire then

[@jackspratt4343]

@@morphix9 Titanic never even sunk. None of this sister ship smoke screen either. The "wreck site" is the latitude equivalent of being off of the coast of Portugal. Too far south for ice bergs at any time of year , never mind mid April. It just unbolted the dummy funnel and pushed it over board, took on a new look and new identity.

[@trevorjarvis1933]

Bradford & Birmingham are big red flags 🚩

[@mrjones9915]

…and Palestine flags 🤣. Totally agree.

[@Kaspertube513]

​@@mrjones9915more damage in this world has been caused by Israel then Palestine buddy. Hence why 80% of the planet recognizes Palestine as a sovereign country

[@M0UAW_IO83]

Why's that mate? Go on, you can say it.

[@ontheslide2339]

​@@M0UAW_IO83 no need... everyone is aware...

[@mohammedusman7065]

Add Luton to that

[@Highran56]

Last Log Book issue date: 8th March 2024. Yeah I think your theory is right. He bought a lemon, found out it's a lemon, chucked out the keys then made some up some story and sold it on to an unsuspecting buyer. I wouldn't even be surprised if it was clocked. No engine should look like that at 55K miles. No one would let a car go for a quarter of their retail price unless they know it's knackered.

[@true_believer_01]

Unsuspecting buyer? The buyer was a twat and shouldn't be buying second hand cars if he can't perform due diligence. The buyer was also greedy, expecting to pay well under market value then expecting a good example of the car.

[@elixier33]

No one with a brain would buy one either.

[@ProTroll_UK]

Abdul definitely had your pants down.

[@neildempster2827]

Spot on!

[@RustyShackleford66]

Don't think he even found out it's a lemon, he probably knew all along. He probably only paid a grand for it in the first place. Despite what the log book might say, it will have had about 20 owners, all passing it on for a quick £200 profit until it eventually found its final mug. That sort of seat wear on a 50k car says it all.

[@contessa.adella]

Love how every bad sign is met with an optimistic quip of hope.

[@OldCarsNewVan]

I once bought a car from Bradford - I didn't think I was taking a chance as it was a main dealer. No, I was wrong. Total red flag now regardless of who the seller is.

[@davec8730]

i have to say i bought a 2.8i capri in bradford, cracking car, first class, but it was back in the day (1986) and i did him by PXing a 79 reg lotus that had issues galore, as lotus' did.

[@Luckyjo21]

@@davec8730 yeah before asains took over

[@christopher9727]

... Do you know Jesus Christ can set you free from sins and save you from hell today Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell Come to Jesus Christ today Jesus Christ is only way to heaven Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today Romans 6.23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. John 3:16-21 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. Mark 1.15 15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel. 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. Hebrews 11:6 6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Jesus

[@Pushupsinaduttypad]

I bought a old cupra from bradford once and I dint have a problem with it but saying that it had no mot and I dint try to mot it I had it few week smoked it about and swapped it 😂

[@jackspratt4343]

@@davec8730 Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious......not you didn't , it was baked in from the start.

[@scotttait2197]

Think the moral of the story is a fool and their money , paying 2k for a car worth 6 , then expecting it to be ok is a foolish

[@geetee7154]

Nothing good comes out of Bradford, I know this because unfortunately I have worked there for over 20 years, they still have horse & carts in certain ares, I kid you not, horrible, horrible place😩

[@MozamAli-lc8mh]

You must love it 20 years and counting and thriving.

[@pnd7727]

Don't lie you love it there 20 years you dirty sod.

[@G4RY1159]

Best thing coming out Bradford is the last bus

[@Hellndegenerates]

I worked for Allied Carpets on Manningham Lane in the 90s, the things I saw and the things that happened to me, surprised I'm still alive.

[@Phookinell]

@Utopian_Turtletop-vn1iu Which ‘God’..? 😂🤣😂

[@coletorrens1121]

Best end to that car is a as a stripper. It would break into £500. It will never be nice. It was worth more when still together as Icarus knew. Hats off to you for admitting every red flag in the book was there! Of course Its easy in hindsight! Been there done that as has anyone in the motor trade! The worst part of that car isn't the engine, you can bolt another one in, its the rat crap. That's the smell in the interior and the damaged seats cause. The wiring loom will be hell to sort out, loads of stuff wont work, (hence fuse box lid off) and frankly the things a bio hazard to anyone working on it. Really really great channel with honest content that is compulsive viewing. Fantastic insight into the motor trade and what its really like. EVERY CAR IS A GAMBLE!

[@thomasegan1551]

It's a numbers game. The more cars you buy.the better the odds.

[@coletorrens1121]

@@thomasegan1551 100% correct!

[@jackspratt4343]

You nailed it. Best post on this page.

[@rogerwest6014]

Use to live in Bradford for 30 years, won’t ever go back there avoid avoid

[@Ramblingpete]

Yes it’s so so sad but must be said I wonder why lol 👻

[@TrumanShow-im2ve]

It was conquered without a shot fired. All orchestrated via the Coudenhove-Kalergi plan. The whole Country will be conquered by 2050.

[@Simon-fr4ts]

It's fine if you are a Muslim!

[@Nicknofish]

Chops is a great chap, but I guess he must be having a chuckle at this one. Cheers.

[@lennyh500]

My Top Tip: Ya gotta assess the vendor as much as the car before buying.

[@Darth_Chicken]

Agreed. I always say the same. Bad vibes from seller = walk away.

[@johndarcy4164]

Yes, assess the seller, then the paperwork, then the car.

[@johndarcy4164]

A real turkey

[@chrislaurenceleo]

My son bought a car from Bradford. It broke down on the way home. Son demanded a refund. The dealer refused. Son took dealer to court which took months. Won in the end.

[@davezeraschi7936]

My son just bought from Sheffield cars fucked dealer. It giving money back got to go through court! How long roughly did it take please?

[@spencerh2860]

Mate had the same thing with a truck. Luton. Needless to say what the sellers name was, I’m sure you can guess. Anyway, it was so rotten underneath, including the back axle, it Leaked all the oil out from the back differential. Was within the 30 Day period. Abdul Mohammed refused to refund him until I pointed out that it had failed its mot with loads of problems, yet the one he had put on it had no advisory’s whatsoever. Called him out on his fake mots and he refunded. That was a 10k truck.

[@loc4725]

​@@davezeraschi7936Courts are underfunded at the moment and it's getting worse as they're not a government spending priority. Expect 12 - 18 months to get before a judge and hope the dealer pays up. Also if you paid with CC or finance, even a partial payment of just £1 then you can claim the full amount back from them and it becomes their problem.

[@JustAnotherThisDJ]

​@@davezeraschi7936 it can take months but as long as the dealer would not repair or acted unreasonably then you have a number of statutory rights under the Consumer Rights Act 2015 which u can enforce through the CC. Use the moneyclaim online system its quicker, and ask for summary judgment if the trader does not respond to the summons or submits a groundless defence. good luck. Edit dont forget to ask for costs of the claim and any advice you paid for, and interest at the statutory rate of 8%

[@MT-kx2uc]

Yeh only happens in Bradford. No where else. Just Bradford 🙄

[@andrewstones2921]

Not really so relevant in this case, but when buying cars I always want to know the brand and condition of the tyres, if it’s the cheapest of brands then I just it has not been maintained to a high standard. If it’s premium tyres purchased during the current owners ownership then that’s a huge bonus and indicates that the owner was prepared to spend money and keep things right.

[@JelloTypeR]

I always check the tyres when I go looking for cars as they’re the easiest way to check how the car has been maintained. If it’s wearing Michelin / premium brands then the cars been looked after well.

[@true_believer_01]

​@@JelloTypeRany one can put 2nd hand premium tyres on, the sellers know what buyers look for

[@mbak7801]

@@true_believer_01 They seldom even bother and that is just one indicator.

[@bramcoteelectrical1088]

2 keys 😊is my go too

[@nathanspeers9616]

Hi Joe, I’m in Minehead and work at WSCollege in the motor vehicle department. It would be fun to try and rebuild with the students if you would be happy to? Can’t make any promises with a scrap Mini though 😂

[@CookieMonsterawr]

You'd need to pay for it, it's not a donation.

[@lightfoot9955]

Pop him an email

[@Highran56]

Yeah it's not a donation. In his video he said he wants someone to fix the car for him and he will pay them labour.

[@MichaelWillby]

If the mug paid two grand for this heap , I've got a c3 he can have for £1500.

[@MichaelWillby]

If the mug paid two grand for this heap , I've got a c3 he can have for £1500.

[@Griffsconstruction]

When they say “ITS PERFECT BROTHER HONESTLY RAN WHEN IT WAS PARKED THERE” lol 😂😂

[@TFG537]

Lucky it had an engine in it 😂😂

[@DaleSteel]

Hey Joe ill try to make you feel better. Just bought a big 22 reg iveco daily auto. 55k miles. Turns out engines goosed. I've got 25k of van sat in bits.

[@true_believer_01]

It's still in warranty so u will be ok

[@true_believer_01]

Or did u buy a 2 year old van without a warranty?

[@DaleSteel]

@true_believer_01 no it's been damaged it hasn't broken as such so no warranty won't cover it unfortunately lol

[@spencerh2860]

@@DaleSteeldamaged how

[@davidparsons97]

The rear tyres with "36/14" means they were made in 36th week of 2014. I'm not surprised they're basically gone as they could well be the original tyres.

[@matthewharding-ew1ts]

Unfortunately I live quite near Bradford. Two things, it's a complete dump and secondly I wouldn't trust anyone living there. They've taken you as a right mug!

[@Supraboyes]

as someone from cas... i agree

[@322deborah]

like car dealers are squeeky clean ! oh well win some

[@isleofthanet]

It was ok in the 1950s

[@brendanfisher2528]

As someone from Bradford. I agree

[@georgegently3026]

So many 'dealers' in Bradford car, drug or both. Certainly avoid the 4x4 dealer on canal road. Just a money laundering place for drug money. Keighley is probably even worse. Both places utter shitholes.

[@danielevans7905]

Wouldn’t buy a takeaway from Bradford never mind a car

[@davidtomlinson6138]

Too right

[@jackspratt4343]

Stay away from the mayo

[@michaelthompson6885]

A proper shafting has been administered, good watch though. Thanks Joe.

[@MrHiboost95]

On your passenger kick panel JBE/FUSE Box with no power to it. Try to see if it's possibly set in "Transport Mode" which can be set to activate or deactivate the Transport Mode by using a BMW / Mini software specific OBDII diagnostics scanner. There also may have to active the power or check the 15A/20A fuse on Terminal 15 Relief Relay (Electronics Junction Box, Digital Motor Electronics (DME) Control Unit). Good luck! I have a Mellow Yellow 2009 Mini Cooper R56 JCW Hatchback.

[@1maico1]

Stitched up like a kipper

[@ofx210p1]

the bit at 18:17 is one of the best wholesome things i've seen on youtube for a while.... ïts not how i wanted this to end" and you're in the engine bay... pure gold. thanks for cheering up my monday morning

[@jamesmc1272]

I used to go to Bradford car auctions,, near bally parade in the late 90s, Enlightening, but got some cheap motors.

[@joshuatowler8804]

That’s a Bradford’s paperweight for you

[@Darth_Chicken]

Went to look at a Mercedes car at a trader in Bradford. Every warning light on it lit up when I started it, I think the matrix display is probably still scrolling though fault codes. Walked away. Went to look at a Harley Trike in Bradford, seller made it out to be in show condition. It was anything but and looked like it had stood in the sea. Also the backbox shown in the ad was missing. When I asked to see it the guy brought out a non-matching one. Walked away. Took the decision never to view anything for sale in Bradford ever again.

[@neildempster2827]

Sounds about right.

[@harshhell4185]

Do you still need insurance in Bradford, or do people just not bother anymore?

[@FredericFreedom]

😂

[@orbytl2799]

one of the golden rules of buying cars, never buy a car from Bradford

[@kevinbennett2208]

Personally I think the subscriber was aware of a problem with the car , hence no keys ( questionable) , I hope you at least get what you paid for it

[@CON1FER]

They got you good and proper. Bradford, surely you were aware of the areas reputation … Copart it, it’s probably where it came from anyway 😅

[@Duppy3737]

The only good thing coming out of Bradford is the road 🏡 home.

[@rogerdodger1790]

Its not if you sell it to a donut like this

[@OleGitRule]

Cheaper to try and get a second hand lump and swap the ancilleray bits over surely

[@jagracershoestring609]

Never buy a car from certain areas. I have come across some really dodgy dealers in Birmingham, but I once looked a low mileage car on the south coast which was owned by a Chinese restaurant owner, that had thread-bare rear carpets, and a knackered engine. The dealers were closed by Trading Standards a few months later for clocked cars.

[@davidclarke9767]

There are places in the country that have been on the avoid radar for a lot of years like don't buy from Scotland rust problems, don't buy from London to many stops and starts wearing out brakes clutches etc. And void Birmingham, Bradford, Leicester. And cars from seaside towns more rust.

[@stujb]

Took the head off (19:35) nope, that's the cam cover. Crankshafts (20:05) nope, camshafts. Apart from that, as I'm sure you have gathered from the comments below, never buy a car without at least seeing and starting it.

[@jackspratt4343]

Shouldn't pay more than a bag of sand for a car with that back story. The guy, Ikluas, or whatever would probably have taken £ 1,000 that for it.

[@jackspratt4343]

You make your money when you "buy" in this trade. A grand.

[@leedstown]

I live just outside Bradford in Queensbury, it's actually closer to Halifax, there are some nice areas of Bradford on the outskirts, just don't buy anything within 3 miles of the city centre

[@JOHNWILSON1944]

I was raised in Queensbury when it was a lot smaller than it is now.

[@JamesSmith-fm3ry]

Who are you kidding? Queensbury is Bradford BD13. Sh*thole.

[@leedstown]

@@JOHNWILSON1944 must be 20.000 people live here now it's a separate town to Bradford and Halifax really

[@Dilbert-o5k]

Is that the Queensbury rules?

[@leedstown]

@@Dilbert-o5k no just same name our Queensbury claim to fame it's highest village in England

[@Barbarapape]

BMW Mini's don't have the best of reputations. There is a local specialists close to me, and his rear compound is jam packed with samples that are too expensive to repair. I hope someone likes a challange and takes it on.

[@roystonvehicles9129]

V5 issued in March so looks like ikalus got it recently, I used to buy dvla seizures with no keys, they came just above scrap money, tbh most were knackered, I make it a rule now, no see, no buy, modern cars are a nightmare, pitfalls of running a car buying service is that most have nasty faults, perhaps ikalus was another doctor (!)

[@martynlockwood2190]

You’ve been had Joe. I live 10 miles from Bradford and would NEVER buy a car from there. Different cultures up here sadly that you probably aren’t used to.

[@ChrisPatrick-q6k]

I've always found Bradfordians to be pretty friendly TBH.

[@FTW523.]

I'm from Bramley not that far away and I said the very same thing

[@christopher9727]

.. . Do you know Jesus Christ can set you free from sins and save you from hell today Jesus Christ is the only hope in this world no other gods will lead you to heaven There is no security or hope with out Jesus Christ in this world come and repent of all sins today Today is the day of salvation come to the loving savior Today repent and do not go to hell Come to Jesus Christ today Jesus Christ is only way to heaven Repent and follow him today seek his heart Jesus Christ can fill the emptiness he can fill the void Heaven and hell is real cone to the loving savior today Today is the day of salvation tomorrow might be to late come to the loving savior today Romans 6.23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. John 3:16-21 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. 17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. 21 But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. Mark 1.15 15 And saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand: repent ye, and believe the gospel. 2 Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance. Hebrews 11:6 6 But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him. Jesus

[@edwardkaye19]

I live on the border of Bradford and I agree 100%. If you're looking at car ads and it seems too good to be true, if it's in Bradford, it is.

[@Gazzxy]

@@ChrisPatrick-q6k friendly, sure.. (except on the road abolsut c***s) but they would con you in a heartbeat. then stay friendly.

[@johnbrown3471]

Some towns should be twinned with traveler sites.

[@BrianMartin-ph7pt]

Or Islamabad..

[@jackspratt4343]

Never ever buy anything off of a traveler.

[@mikes747]

It never ceases to amaze me how people don't realise that servicing a car is essential!

[@rogerdodger1790]

It's not if you sell it to a donut like this

[@rhiantaylor3446]

The sludge in that engine would soon have caused catastrophic damage - but it was still running. Huge amount of labour to clean the sludge out but a diy type could do it plus replacement parts such as the turbo oil feed & drain and possibly a new turbo cartridge. Not worth your while but maybe for someone else... Trouble is you would always life in fear that there would still be sludge in some nook or cranny that comes back to bite you later.

[@BurakAkay-z4o]

Bradford - No keys lol No thanks

[@BurakAkay-z4o]

At round 8:05 is when it all becomes clear

[@jimmymcgoo8641]

Bradford - no thanks The end

[@josephmwilliams6754]

Having experienced a similar situation, I would contact the previous owner (Supposed to be dead) And see if keys were sold with the vehicle. If it is a relative that sold the car , you are bound to get a call from your customer demanding to know what you are doing . Ask him for recompense or you will name and shame him . Otherwise he will continue to do it

[@DaleDunford]

Even locals don’t buy from Bradford

[@G4RY1159]

lol 😄

[@john1703]

Sorry sir, but those two twirly things under the valve cover are cam-shafts. 😀 The crank-shaft is in the bottom, just above the sludge-pan.

[@Dan-78]

Joe did you contact the guy you got it from? He/she knew damn well it was fooked. Onwards and upwards though.

[@ShiftingMetal]

Nah, haven’t bothered

[@johnlratcliffe]

I'm new to this channel. Love it. But Joe; don't get technical. Camshaft/crankshaft?

[@fuzzperoni]

Dude, you're a good lad. Big fan. Keep up the good work!

[@ShiftingMetal]

Thanks, will do!

[@fuzzperoni]

@@ShiftingMetal SLK 350 please.

[@JudgeJuno]

"cant find the key" is what copart do regularly, sell cars with blown engine, they throw away the key and sell as running condition 'unknown' no key.

[@markomarrichards]

Surely this has to be one for Not Economically Viable!

[@Beauloqs]

Even Nino isn't this naive.....

[@Parknest]

I bought my 2003 Volvo XC90 from a Lithuanian trader in Bradford. Not everyone is a crook. I'm Bradford born myself but I live in Halifax these days. That engine is seriously sludged up. It clearly hasn't had an oil change in years. I think the right rear tyre is the original one as you said 3614 at 5:16 which is indeed the date code (36th week in 2014) which would be about right with the 64 reg.

[@Mariazellerbahn]

The reason for the gungy oil is using the wrong oil. Oil specs are given for a reason. I do my own oil change because 3rd party garages use any old crap and charge you top money.

[@richardsutton01]

It's actually down to not changing the oil rather than using the wrong grade.

[@mikemarks906]

These are my thoughts too, although missing an oil service is not a good thing I have never seen that sort of crud on a low mileage engine even if it was poorly maintained. Must have had cheap oil or something added to it.

[@richardsutton01]

@@mikemarks906 I would also agree that a modern car could drive 55k miles without an oil change and still not show that level of oil degradation, particularly if a synthetic oil had been used, which leads me to agree with others that the 55k miles is not genuine. The recommended oil change period on my diesel is 25k miles and it could certainly do double that without any significant degradation.

[@mjjr1000]

Could possibly get a crashed one on a cat B to take the engine from for yours. Just do the chain an a service on refit.

[@jackjonesy9232]

How many boosters have you had?

[@Spicymuffin]

A free MOT online check and take your mechanic with you. I can see from the hisotry that the owner kept bunging back in and failing on the "Front Windscreen damaged and affecting the driver's view of the road ". Also some gaps in MOT history Would love to have the log book number and see which dodgy MOT centre then passed it eventually.

[@KarmaCorner]

The old phrase.. "pay peanuts, get monkey (poo) in the engine"👍👀😂

[@Adrian-wt5ev]

Great video. Always was going to be a lemon , but we all had a good laugh finding out and didn’t have to take the risk. This is what You Tube is all about - entertainment!

[@ShiftingMetal]

Thanks, here’s someone who understands it and doesn’t think they need to give me a lesson! Top man! 🏆

[@TrumanShow-im2ve]

Great video and learning experience for all. Always learning.

[@JungleJeffarnold]

Red flags German Mini Bradford

[@G4RY1159]

Rubber dingy rapids Bro

[@adamkingdon5956]

A BMW Mini from Bradford with no keys.......... I think the signs were there lmao. However love that you tried, properly rate it. Loving these videos.

[@caeserromero3013]

20:03 pretty sure oil is supposed to be a liquid, not a solid 😂

[@Kendoddsdadsdogsdead532]

That Mini has had water up it's air intake......im sure it was seen floating on the Leeds Bradford canal at some point

[@markgrice8211]

Big Asian population in Bradford many of them have a garden or roadside full of undesirable cars and own a flatbed car transporter.

[@guvviyulg4821]

Ye, them Thai's are a real problem...

[@scienticstratgies2368]

hay john the fact that it start and ran and was squeaking means it just needed a proper engine flush in order to get the Pistons and valves running smooth theres special cleaning flush for engines like that even if they are seized it could of easily been revived there are engine adjectives for engine sludge like that done it before

[@ShiftingMetal]

An engine flush wouldn't sort that out buddy! 😂

[@markpirateuk]

possibly the worst diesel engine ever made, not helped by never having an oil change! Maybe recoup some cash by parting it out, or sell it for scrap, certainly not worth fixing unless you can find a good used engine?

[@davidkidd3975]

They are normally good engines and are Toyota not BMW so just been abused Pakistani style

[@Hellndegenerates]

I bought an xr2 mk2 in 1990 in Bradford, took it back because it was leaking oil, and the guy pulled a gun on me, then 2 months later he came and stole the car off me, ended up in court and i got compensation of £3300

[@roystonvehicles9129]

Ikalus, Bradford, plain number plates, mini diesel, lost keys, last owner dying (to get rid of it) all red flags, I'd have bid 500 quid bud, if I didn't buy it I'd have not been bothered, I had sane car last year, chain went at tickover, used engine was 2k,sold it for 900 quid on FB, that engine in particular is a total nightmare, can be toast at 50k,sorry it's happened to you bud.

[@ShiftingMetal]

Nah, it’s alright, I knew the risks and the upside was worth the loss 🤷‍♂️

[@roystonvehicles9129]

@@ShiftingMetal great bud

[@stevekenilworth]

only way id buy car from that part country is buying from a main dealer, three weeks ago got 2015 i20 from a Hyundai garage in colne just down the road. it was a car from old guy who retired from that garage and full service history from that garage, really good price around £600 cheaper than the others, the wheels got refurbished, and rear arch was caught on something a slight bump scrape but the car went in for paint also and come out great. buying a car not from main dealer in that area for me be like going to Birmingham to buy a car as lots dodgy showrooms. traveled north got the car cheaper as very few options for sale for the top spec i20 with the engine i wanted just a few and they sold very fast other cost more but no paint shop or refurbish wheels and not a full Hyundai service history. ended up with a great car heated seats,wheel,pan roof and whole list other things still learning like adaptive cruise control with limiter, a car 53k miles it runs like new everything works on it, but if it was not Hyundai garage id not parted with that amount money as seen plenty garages i though id no buy from there and places i passed through on train. but was a nice 9 hour day drive through peaks really put car through it paces and so far not an issue, some places around that area gave me same vibe of parts Birmingham

[@thisisnumber0]

Behold, the magical double overhead crankshaft......😆

[@ShiftingMetal]

It’s pretty special

[@thisisnumber0]

@@ShiftingMetal It's bloody unique, I'm trying to work out how the con rods join the pistons and where the hell do the camshafts sit? Sounds like witchcraft to me.

[@LloydRandall]

What's your thoughts on tyres Joe? What brands will you put on a car you are selling? Budgets or a known brand even if they are the cheaper end?

[@MrFunkia]

A few years ago I took my mate to Birmingham to view a few cars. I have to say that I've never seen so much s***e with wheels, and some very dodgy car dealers. I am currently looking for a £10k car for him, and I told him that we aren't going to look at any cars in that city. It's a thing with motors from Birmingham, Bradford etc .....

[@bmwman1981]

Most used cars from these areas have been through the whole of a family then are that knacked that no one from the area will buy them

[@Truth_Seeker_UK]

I went there to buy an Escort RS lookalike..... They were still welding in a new vin plate when i got there 😟

[@baronmilhaven11]

Never looked under the car during the oil pour to see if there was a leak......awesome video to show not to buy private.

[@Shteca]

I had a BMW 1 series prob same engine. Bought it from a guy who said he had serviced it himself every year. Turns out he was full of shit and the engine oil looked just like that!!

[@CowsmiIk]

I worked in Taxi insurance in 2016. At the time there was (and probably still is!) a crisis in Bradford where all their taxi drivers seemed to keep crashing in to each other. So much so, we couldn’t insure most for less than £6k a year, and that was a driver with clean history. Our broker decided to stop quoting them all together as they were deemed too high a risk. Have always been wary of cars from Bradford since that lol

[@stevenmoran4060]

No MOT or keys to means it’s totally worthless.

[@Fatoldbear]

What is it with some people! I don’t know how they can live with themselves passing off a knackered car for peoples hard earned money Grrrr 😖

[@mally9226]

@@FatoldbearDid joe say he was a subscriber ? if so name and shame him and stick his phone number on here.

[@ConnorN97]

Got my car recently from Bradford (I'm from Liverpool), (I should mention this is my first car) the clutch went within 2 weeks, the gearbox bearings needed replacing and my boot latch broke after a few days, tire seem to be run flats on the driver's side front which looks like its already been repaired (didn't notice this) and the front tires are cracked but legal. Just got the oil and filter changed as it was black. Took this as a lesson and gained some experience from local mechanics for the future

[@vx.calibre2901]

Tucked up! Haven't heard that for years🤣

[@abc33944]

more like bummed

[@chrisgoodwill3818]

Would it not be worth putting a reconditioned engine in it?

[@steveng5503]

Stick another engine in it man Joe! You’re half way there. It’ll make a decent car for someone.

[@jamiemurphy3404]

There is a problem with some oils dealers are changing oil specifications oil is turning to jelly

[@sleepysamk1400]

Should of done a car score check on it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

[@andrewbarnes1295]

Yes should have

[@ShiftingMetal]

Wouldn’t have told me the engine was fubared! 😂😂

[@sneakpeak3855]

@@ShiftingMetal exactly look at my comment up top and do a vehicle score on it CK12HCY

[@jonyhorrocks4873]

How many crankshafts does this engine have?

[@julianlord2697]

Last serviced 2017. No lies told.

[@TCBOT]

only done 50k miles tho that's only 3 to 4 oil changes but these are junk so who knows

[@Oberon-uc8dh]

The old Ford CVH engines used to get like that if the oil wasn't regularly changed.

[@mikecawood]

Those bits under the cylinder head are camshafts not crankshafts.

[@Derek_Garnham]

shh, he's pretending to know what he talks about

[@SmaxChristopher1]

@@Derek_Garnhamthat wasn’t a cylinder head it was a cam cover.

[@HA05GER]

Is it not the psa dv6 usually pick them up for pennies.

[@johnperl6909]

You don’t half buy some shit

[@volt8684]

😂

[@Luckyjo21]

hes woke that thinks bradford boys are good people, good enough for him

[@tomemery7702]

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@cordellej]

bro whats the deal with the dead shogun? i love those

[@youraveragejoe1]

That title just sounds like a recipe for disaster 😂

[@renorti1]

I bought a 66 reg PACEMAN 2.0D,38k miles this week lady owner said it does not always start, so offered £2k. traced fault to a faulty key, then later she pops the spare key in! and it started and ran spot on.Sold it next day for £4800 .Should have made a video of it ha ha

[@johnmckeown9075]

Been through a flood and ingested water,

[@Lewis1995]

I like how the Bridgestone tyre is 10 years old and has held up as good or better than the other cheap ones

[@JeffPower-dv3zl]

Some people don't deserve to own a motor vehicle 😢

[@JFrizey]

The bit im most surprised at is that the key didn't need programmed? Is it done at the dealership without the car? Just curious.

[@Calvi36]

DBBB...Don't Buy from Birmingham or Bradford ever!

[@viscuine]

I used to work at a ford dealer during the late 80's, a ford escort mark iv diesel came in for engine issues under warranty. however the owner was a sales rep and hadn't got it serviced after the free 1,500 mile check up. when the mechanic took the sump off whilst car on the ramp he showed me the contents and scooped it out with his hand. I can only describe it as thick black Swarfega ! it had done about 30,000 miles without a service. needless to say customer wasn't happy that Ford rejected the warranty claim for a new engine

[@bobmazzi7435]

About 40 years ago I helped put an engine in a Chevy P/U that had gone about 40 k miles without an oil change. V8 gas. Probably a 350 or 305. Dealer pulled the valve covers, saw the sludge and said "nope". This was in the US. And the oils then were not as good as they are today.