I Bought an Alien Woman by Mistake in an Online Auction - What Happens Next? | Best HFY Stories |

[@craigsawicky1643]

Smooth Continuity suffers. Bids without knowing what it actually is, then shortly afterwards begins worrying how to deal with an Alien, without receiving anything other than the shipment is on the way.

[@michaelpettersson4919]

A possible way to get this could be a mistranslation. You want item X but the girl is named something similar sounding. And you are not even at the auction but have a local agent handle the action in your stead. Bid on X, max bid Y. Send the item to me if successful.

[@rjbmarchiac8693]

First part would have been better if on top of a probable joke, or some humorous theft involving a fake outfit or some 3D art, he would have expected friends having pirated his account, or some mafia selling a woman from the other side of the planet, until he realizes that the word "alien" meant to be real.

[@kurtisgrant4083]

This particular A.I. voice was very clipped and seemed to drone on. I think this could have been a better story with a clear rewrite and a better reading voice.

[@michaelpettersson4919]

There are some voices that are really good. And one particular one handle insane comedy stories superbly.

[@rschiwal]

If they wanted her so bad, why didn't they just outbid him?

[@butterg9535]

"Two beings, completely different, trying to communicate in a world that neither of us fully understood" - where's the sci-fi in that?

[@kellywilkins8043]

And part 2 ???

[@nealschieberl9601]

I would have ordered three 😂😂👍

[@runeingebretsen8378]

long winded and to much focus on feelings.

[@steeleye11]

also, the protagonist called her Aurora to have a name he could use but the alien commander also used that name when he addressed her

[@ZMacZ]

Umm, can that mistake be replicated ? How ? Link ?

[@earltate56]

The "robonarration" makes this unlistenable.

[@larrygoodyear6875]

Waste of time.

[@audioelitist3677]

I'll tell you what I'd do with an alien vvoman... See, since my wife left me, I've been able to play video games, eat whatever I want, go to the gym any time, have a drink, etc.... I desperately need somebody to incessantly nag me, remind me how worthless I am, and to spend my savings on frivolous items to decorate the house with, all while denying me bedroom activity and making me sleep on the couch. The way I see it, if my ex-wife ever comes around, I want her to see me with somebody. Make her jealous that there's a vvoman in my life that nags me better than she ever did. It's petty, I know, but I never claimed to be either smart or ethical.

[@nethanelmasters5170]

Wenked out at 33:09 and left.

[@arthurwagar88]

Bye.

[@davidhenderson3400]

I got bored about 3/4 of the way through and the stop listening.

[@ghimmy47]

Pre-teen wordy waste of time. Skip.

[@nealschieberl9601]

Junk.

[@ClayOgre]

Repetitive writing. Boring.

[@serdalkeskin8624]

ok we got it he doesnt know what to do....and a coward as mc is annoying and boring...cause isnt this fantasy???in my fantasy i dont see me as a coward or without any ideas....if not then you have real life and no fantasy story...but on YT its all the same one chanel starts with a route of story and the rest follows behind and you get piled under the same story every move you make on YT...and the way the mc works proofs he does all as if 15 years old...

[@cpcw06]

Repetitive junk.