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[@klc517]

I love how he's totally into the turtle shell when it's definitely not what he ordered

[@Ryan_Wiseman]

It looks like whoever was hired for the model of that is 2' 4" in comparison. The size difference makes Jarvis become Andre the Giant.

[@aliveslice]

The product in the tik tok is not the same as the product he was ordering, he looked it up himself. But it's possible it was smaller than advertised, because that is completely expected 20:20 here it says 1 meter. You know it's not as big as the tik tok, the picture could be a child (or fake), but you can read.

[@Ryan_Wiseman]

@@aliveslice I watched the video, I know it’s not what he ordered. But my mind still jumps to “model small” when it comes to faster fashion items since there is a trend of companies using a one size all product with small models to make the product look much bigger than it actual is, and I was making a joke about it lmao.

[@ThickWalrus]

Bruh

[@captain_vegan]

there r 2 versions, ive got the bigger version it costs 125$, he bought the smaller, 50$ one

[@kelleyreeves965]

I just love this trend, seeing other people waste their money keeps me from doing it because I can just vicariously enjoy this nonsense

[@Evanz111]

Unrelated: vicariously is such a dope word

[@Frickerdoodle]

What's better is that they technically aren't wasting nearly as much money as you would, as they profit from making this content, so you know what is and isn't worth it and nobody has to miss their rent.

[@KENZIESCULT]

you would love rachel ballinger!

[@kale1873]

finally free reviews for the things i mightve wanted

[@metriq8268]

@@Frickerdoodle they can also deduct it on their taxes.

[@Kranitoko]

"im a bit of a detective in that way" *Refuses to watch back the footage of what he bought for reference*

[@holdmacat9932]

I mean he checked, but he doesn't know how alliexperss website works. He think all of the photos are of one product, where in reality every photo is a different individal product you can choose

[@kitdomanski]

The ladle with the fat separator is for Chinese hot pot! It wouldn't remove fat from regular soup, but hot pot soup has fat gather on the top that needs to be skimmed out. We just use a spoon at my house and it can get messy, a ladle like that would actually be super useful.

[@NotAnotherKuromi]

That is interesting, thanks for explaining!

[@RaeneTheFaerie]

So... Basically any dish that has a oil or meat base, like tonkotsu or gyudon.

[@TheCatCollector-tn4hi]

@@RaeneTheFaerie yeah

[@clownfromclowntown]

I think it would remove fat from any soup because fat gathers at the top of soup…hot pot or not

[@FhtagnCthulhu]

My immediate thought too, I have never seen one of those, but it would be pretty nice to have! I mean, not necessary, but neat!

[@porkandmustard208]

Drew would be proud

[@_wynot]

facts

[@auacldo5751]

There is finally another KZbinr!

[@idk-ul4vc]

@@auacldo5751 yes drew is so kind for finally letting other people upload on youtube!

[@auacldo5751]

@@idk-ul4vc Totally! Then again… it might just be because Amanda finally came back from Afghanistan and told him he had to share instead of monopolizing KZbin for himself.

[@keytondaniels]

Why did that read like drew is dead

[@halomoji]

honestly the automatic tap thing is probably rly useful for people who can't lift heavy things (jugs of milk) or for kids so they don't spill milk/juice/etc

[@secretofkel1047]

yeah that was my thought too, though this specific product seems pretty cheap and bad (there’s no way that flimsy tube thing is easy to clean 😬). an actual well made version would be great for a lot of people though!

[@halomoji]

@@secretofkel1047 definitely agree!

[@dearbangtan9668]

not really because you'd have to press the top! but i agree, there needs to be a similar, good quality product that helps!

[@dlord96301]

I'm surprised it worked at all but ya it seems situationally useful if made better

[@randl7423]

Yep, it's an accessibility thing. I have a relative that uses it & it's helpful.

[@pocketchia374]

The drink tap thing could've been useful for people who can't lift heavy milk jugs and such, but if the batteries don't go in/out easily then there's no point

[@dadjokeness]

I was thinking it's more for families with kids who may be clumsy with a big jug pouring themself juice or milk, but able to handle a small cup better. The person in the video had her drinks in the bottom shelf, meaning they're at perfect height for super short children. Good if you have an open fridge policy with healthy snacks at the bottom (carrots, juice) to foster early independence and responsibility in your kids. Also comes out at a slow enough speed for a child it appears, and children wouldn't be the ones putting in the batteries or inserting the device to the jug.

[@m1cr010]

@@dadjokeness intelligent ass response 💀

[@mar-nyan]

that’s what i was thinking, only way it could actually be useful is if it was used by some disabled people, children, or elders - people who can’t hold heavy bottles, or have shaky hands and can’t pour a drink by themselves

[@Tayuya129]

If it’s a product from China, then it’s probably for large water jugs (think of the ones that go into office coolers). You aren’t supposed to drink tap water so many people buy the big jugs. They are super heavy and not easy to lift, so things like that are very useful. Especially if you aren’t worried about having the water cooling or heating mechanism.

[@Violet-Storm]

@@dadjokeness literally I was thinking the exact same thing but with elderly or disabled ppl instead of kids, and their caretaker comes by every now and then to refill it for them and/or change the batteries. It’s a niche product but definitely useful in certain circumstances.

[@mundanepants]

The butt-shaped scrubber is great for people with limited range of motion in their arms, and possible grip strength issues. It's always great to be able to get disability aids that aren't dull looking

[@dionemartins0212]

I feel like Jarvis' problem with it is simply that it isn't a massage thing when they tried to advertise it like that

[@killjoy8372]

For anyone wondering, Jarvis didn't get scammed on the comically small ice cube tray he just picked the wrong option on the page

[@faithport3442]

Yeah it wasn’t a scam per-say, but it was definitely scammy on Ali Epress’s end

[@vogelvrouw]

A classic aliexpress move

[@byankachan]

I was wondering, thanks 😂

[@weegle.]

still a scam tbh

[@rane7784]

The page design for Shoppee, Lazada, and AliExpress are meant to scam "dumb" people. The "options" sections aren't designed to be recognizable by new users, thus making them think the $34 product is actually $3.

[@Cerise4697]

The turtle shell was absolutely a bit of a scam - the video makes it look like a huge bed that you can wear, kinda like a bean bag, but on Jarvis it was just a costume. Glad he liked it though, even if I was lowkey hoping it was legit so I could get one myself.

[@roykoopa4real]

i think jarvis is just a giant since he is not small female girlfriend birthday

[@Aly-ym9yi]

I was seriously so disappointed there wasn’t actually a giant turtle shell. I was READY to go buy one for myself. There’s tons of listings on Amazon for them, but none of them have reviews so idk if they’d actually be big 🥲

[@SuzER08]

I love the dichotomy of jarvis getting a scam bean bag and enjoying it vs drew getting the moon pod and it becoming his most hated possession

[@kale1873]

i also really like it as a costume id totally use that but i do wish it was a big ole bed thing

[@donovanfaust3227]

@@SuzER08 the moonpod is the devil's nutsack.

[@editsect.5974]

I'm getting such a weird uncanny valley feeling from seeing jarvis doing anything other than sitting down

[@editsect.5974]

it's honestly fantastic

[@atinypinkmuffin2040]

RIGHT? I never realized how *tall* he is.

[@taradixon2687]

@sewer~rat ☠️ haha

[@DanDanTheMermaidMan.]

21:54 jarvurtle bonochelli

[@Dolthra]

Honestly there was something incredibly funny about Jarvis accidentally getting convinced to just buy a regular ladle.

[@AnaPie896]

I laughed so hard at that I had to pause the video 💀

[@sfr2107]

Did it not separate fat or? Cuz regular ladles don't do that

[@IsThatAShortJoke]

That part killed me

[@digitalharmony26]

@@sfr2107 Frm the looks of it it was just a normal ladle without the separator but can’t be sure.

[@Dolthra]

@@sfr2107 That was what was advertised but it looked like what came was just a bog standard ladle.

[@kaifisshhh]

The cut from jarvis laughing his ass off at the purchase he’s going to make to him two months later staring down at a compressed turtle shell like “what the fuck is this” is pure gold

[@Am3lia77]

✨GOOOOOLD✨

[@thenetherbaddie9760]

and you're premium!

[@skeliskellington5233]

Am I dumb or smth why can’t I find that cut 😭😭

[@kensleyholt]

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[@kensleyholt]

@@thenetherbaddie9760 pep poop po

[@xinvader_iceex]

Dipper blissfully chewing on ice while Jarvis is losing his mind laughing at the comically small ice tray is amazing

[@ThatButchBitch]

the audio cuts out at 19:27 ??? what happened !

[@grace_elizabeth1129]

yeah

[@mollysministuff]

Maybe there was a copyrighted song he had to cut out later?

[@grace_elizabeth1129]

@@mollysministuff but he cut out his voice too

[@Idk_anymore42]

@@grace_elizabeth1129 the TikTok music was copyrighted and you can’t cut out only the voice

[@grace_elizabeth1129]

@@Idk_anymore42 he couldn't cut out diff bits instead of the whole clip so that you couldn't hear the video, but still hear jarvis's voice watching the video?

[@occultOpossum]

The automatic pourer looks good for people with disabilities/elderly/ect. A lot of the 'weird devices' people mock/not see the use in tend to be aids for people. Cause they often get rebranded as nifty gadgets.

[@mckayonyoutube]

not to mention he didn’t even try it the way they demonstrate it in the tik tok

[@lacytaylor1501]

Yeah the massager thing is also an example, perfect for people who can't easily bend or hold their arms in certain positions long enough to clean their back or feet.

[@eleanoreliz]

Maybe! I'm interested in how practical cleaning it actual would be though. It it requires a lot of extra detailed cleaning work & getting small brushes in small spaces that adds new challenges.

[@ragdollrose2687]

@@eleanoreliz But if you have a caretaker who comes only on a schedule (like in the evening or every other day), you can still do things by yourself the rest of the time and ask their help to clean the device!

[@occultOpossum]

@@eleanoreliz idk how I clean out most nozzles and pumps like that is pumping hot soapy water through it for a few cycles then clean water.

[@EbbermanEmily]

I love that he said ima review these things but I will NOT look back to see what they're supposed to do. It adds a fun layer of mystery for him

[@doublejoywilson]

adhd core tbh fjdkkdkd

[@candacedean2135]

FOR KZbin. STOP SENDING ME THIS CRAP

[@crazyowlgirlcncowner]

Lol, seriously it was fun to watch him try and remember what he was thinking when he bought it. P.s. what idol is that? He seems adorable

[@cyn8000]

@@crazyowlgirlcncowner I.N from stray kids

[@EbbermanEmily]

@@crazyowlgirlcncowner lol and I love how he basically erased the drink dispenser from his memory And yeah, as cyn said it's I.N. from stray kids he is very adorable for sure ☺️

[@c3r6s9]

my sister used to use one of those electric milk dispensers when my niece was a baby. it was pretty helpful since lifting a whole gallon of milk isn't always feasible in a household of variously disabled folks, but ultimately the batteries went too quickly and it got gross really easily.

[@TylerDeVenny]

I would literally watch any commentary channel do a 20 part series of this. I live and breath for this 'bought what the internet showed me' genre of content.

[@Soladat]

that drink pourer/straw thing was probably originally made for people with disabilities who might not be able to lift a gallon of milk on their own, but was marketed to everyone in order to keep it affordable and accessible. Like that weird battery powered fork that spins with the press of a button, or even snuggies.

[@kairosvt3000]

that's exactly what i was thinking! many people can't lift something that heavy or they don't have enough control of their hands to lift something like that etc. it makes sense why it would be needed

[@Sharklops]

That's a good point. But my first thought when I saw it was my little nephew who seems incapable of putting things like the milk carton back in the fridge when he's done with it

[@peggyh3788]

Wait, who was the snuggie intended for?

[@kairosvt3000]

@@peggyh3788 many disabled people in wheelchairs use them

[@peggyh3788]

@@kairosvt3000 that makes sense. Thank you!

[@kaityratcliff5135]

The tap thing for milk is actually really nice. I'm disabled and spill often when pouring out of a big jug, so it actually really helps and it's not too hard to clean once you figure it all out

[@acemyname]

yes!!! it’s amazing

[@maddie9885]

I heard that that’s what it was originally for! Cleaning it would be inconvenient but it’s definitely a very smart tool for people who need some extra help!

[@PeacePills.]

i wish he would have used it on a jug like they did in the ad so we could see if it actually worked as intended while pushing the bowl on the trigger

[@kaityratcliff5135]

@@PeacePills. me too!

[@kaityratcliff5135]

@@maddie9885 it really is very nice! And after getting the hang of it, cleaning it is fairly easy!

[@hannahtaylor26]

the way it cuts from jarvis watching the tik toks to him absolutely not remembering any of them is fucking hilarious

[@TheFangirlOtaku]

Okay so I laughed way too hard at Jarvis trying to put the tube thing in the milk, failing, then saying "It won't fit, it's too girthy."

[@peaches_n_cream13]

Honestly, Jarvis is so brave. It is so empowering to see someone be so refreshingly candid about their life. I would have never guessed that Jarvis was not a small female girlfriend birthday gift, but a lot of us aren’t and it feels so good to be seen. You’re helping so many Jarvis

[@inexena]

Lmao you deserve more likes for this one

[@KimoraLikesGato]

i didnt see that part of the video when I saw this comment and was damn confused

[@therealvbw]

"brave" "empowering" "stunning" and other libtard buzzwords

[@itsPetal]

Can't believe Drew Gooden changed his hair so dramatically again

[@Sharklops]

are you sure Danny hasn't just Photoshopped himself terribly again?

[@adyaparamitaputripratama2786]

Wait, didn't Drew recently just made himself bald? You might wanna see it on his 3rd acc, 2 Danny 2 furious

[@sophiathefurbst]

his hair rly grew back quickly

[@joearnold6881]

So the girl turtle was tiny? Nah that was BS. What he got wasn’t the same thing at all. Hers was a thing she could crawl inside. His was a Halloween costume part.

[@TypicalTroglodyte]

There actually is a real one idk if he didn’t get the right size bc it was expensive or if he just didn’t know but it’s like 100-150 for the giant one you can climb in

[@katharineball585]

The one he got is actually nice. I've used it before.

[@corvideer1738]

I could see the liquid dispenser being helpful for people (like myself) who struggle to lift bottles due to chronic pain or people with other disorders that cause limited dexterity, but it ultimately does seem a little silly for most users

[@ghoulmori]

Out of all social media in my experience tiktok is the worst for scam businesses. I ordered sweat pants once and the seller sent me a single strip of fabric. Like a literal ribbon.

[@sari9645]

That’s foul 😭

[@popcornastoria]

That's terrible!, but it's also kinda hilarious??

[@DragoNate]

sounds like a fabric sample instead of the item lol

[@Sunny-oz6rv]

Haha wow

[@pimkinn]

I guess they sweated out the rest of the pants

[@theyogurtaisle]

okay so good news for everyone like me who wanted the turtle shell pillow to be real- it does exist! however the big version is the $125 one and the smaller one that jarvis purchased is $50.

[@FridaAvosetta]

Where did you find it??

[@saspitite]

please tell me where it is. I need it in my life so badly

[@main7168]

well you know what they say

[@TypicalTroglodyte]

I’ve actually seen like a big bed kinda like the shell but it was a giant snorlax and it was like suppose to be a bed

[@katharineball585]

The small one is actually nice, too. My cousin has one. I used it yesterday it's like taping a big pillow to your back.

[@angieemm]

9:43 - People who lack hand strength could use it. Many cancer treatments cause loss of muscle and sometimes an inability to rebuild it. My dad can't even lift a gallon jug now. Added to cart!

[@L14M44]

Ahh yes, when I can’t pour, so I walk open to the fridge with my cereal and open the door to get my milk

[@v4mp_rot]

@@L14M44they can still open things, just gallons of milk may be too heavy????

[@spookberryshortcake1772]

The drink pouring one actually seems pretty useful for someone whos disabled. My first thought seeing it was that my dad, whos one handed, would appreciate such a gadget.

[@beastkeeper5339]

The tiny ice tray isn’t entirely useless! You can use it to make your own bouillon cubes for soup.

[@froggy5748]

You could probably also pour scented wax into it and create your own little wax melts

[@vivibee3943]

Yes, or for freezing herbs or garlic paste for cooking maybe

[@lyrcheylap1779]

That’s so smart!

[@tulseytowngirl3]

Did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray? Okay cool. But did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

[@sofastuffing]

haha nice jay exci reference

[@notahazard]

I think the circular ice went wrong because you filled the bottle while it was "closed". In the video they fill it while it was open and then they push the sides. I believe that pushes out the water so it stays only on the balls. But you probably figured that out later.

[@Joy_Boy_96]

I cant even put into words how upset I got when he did it wrong. 😂

[@bloodlove89]

I was hoping someone else noticed this. That product actually seems pretty cool. Don't know if I'd pay $30 for it but maybe if I come across one at ross or something for like half price 🤷‍♀️

[@aliveslice]

In this video, Jarvis makes a bunch of avoidable mistakes

[@alfredorivera5764]

But it did fill up tho

[@deletedddddddddd]

no he did it right, its just not an ice tray liek its advertised, its meant to be a water bottle ice tray hybrid. you fill it with water when closed, freeze it, then open it and fill it with whatever drink you want and then you have ice cold drink...

[@rhysaudenart]

Watching Jarvis confused as to why someone would want a regular ice tray when fridges make ice was so funny… most people don’t have fridges that make ice 😂 💀

[@ethanregan5741]

But thats not a normal ice tray. Its tiny

[@JohnMcSpringle]

I don't think he was saying it would be useless to everyone, just that it would be useless to him

[@oMuStiiA]

It's not a regular ice tray though it's a tiny ice tray that isn't what he ordered

[@EricLS]

How extremely not American middle class of you to say

[@vaselini]

4:31 it’s confirmed Jarvis is the guy in my math questions who buys 6 cantaloupes

[@JKS0186]

So as a caregiver to a quadriplegic, a lot of these products would be suuuuper useful for them! I’m definitely ordering the “scrubber scrubber” for their Christmas present, because it will make showering independent for them!!

[@Dhdjksjsnsnsnnsnsna]

That’s what I was thinking! I’d really appreciate the dispenser if I only had one arm.

[@acemyname]

yes!!! so many “weird” products you find on amazon are for disabled people originally and marketed to everyone to make it more affordable!!

[@Asbestoslover666]

broke my dominant hand recently and if i didnt have my partner to help with things i'd definitly see having the pourer as something useful

[@mirlambda]

I can see the drink dispenser being useful for people with issues picking up jugs or heavy containers! I have chronic fatigue and on really bad days I've had to ask someone to pour my drinks for me because I didn't have the strength to be able to hold the container for long enough to fill a glass.

[@-desertpackrat]

True but this could also become a hazard as it's very hard to clean the tube and nozzle, and you can't have old milk sitting inside those small spaces and mixing into your new milk. Plust I feel like it would clog, milk doesn't stay liquid for very long when exposed to air, once there's milk in the tip of that nozzle it will dry and form a crust, which will be expelled into your food next time.

[@dearbangtan9668]

i would say that makes sense but it really doesn't because you'd have to press the top for a certain amount of time to dispense any liquid at all.

[@DS-xg7hk]

I think those containers with bottom nozzles that don't require batteries and are easier to clean would be more practical. They're usually used in parties to dispense drinks, but there's smaller and lighter versions for every day use too

[@dearbangtan9668]

@@DS-xg7hk yes, absolutely!

[@mirlambda]

@@DS-xg7hk Oh for sure, that's what I use! I don't think the actual product in the video looks practical at all lol but I can see a use for it

[@justindelgado5218]

Dude his laugh at 10:20 sounds like a kaiju roar I love it

[@abrador3327]

I love hearing Jarvis' crew laughing in the background. He's a really funny guy, and they obviously have a blast when filming for him

[@geographconcept7523]

i feel like i've never seen jarvis stand before and i spent the entire video feeling vaguely anxious about it. someone get this man a chair

[@cheyennedee5055]

How tall is he?! He looks so tall! Specifically in the shower and next to the fridge

[@deadlykitten3004]

@@cheyennedee5055 based on my estimations I’d say he’s roughly 9’3

[@cheyennedee5055]

@@deadlykitten3004 that tracks😌

[@LemonYerg]

@@deadlykitten3004you got it all wrong hes 3’9

[@ellisbrehme8695]

@@cheyennedee5055 He’s 6’1”! He put his height in one of the Troom Troom videos!

[@lisapeesalemonsqueezah3241]

Some people may say these videos are wastful. But I bet a lot fewer people buy terrible products because of these videos and less waste happens overall. Plus they're entertaining as frack.

[@ebonyalexis32]

Imagine how many things Hollywood gets shipped. I doubt KZbinrs are the biggest threat

[@kells4315]

Completely agree, these types of vids have saved me buying a lot of things that looked good in the ads

[@Pokegirlforever2000]

Yeah, like Drew Gooden has probably destroyed the sales of the sad little scam that is moonpod. He lost money, but he saved other people from doing the same

[@ChChChelsky]

It's a public service, honestly

[@FrenkTheJoy]

I mean, except that almost none of this stuff is made to order so if nobody buys them then the items still exist, they just get tossed into one landfill together instead of different ones across the world.

[@Emberwolf44477]

I like how he absolutely adores the turtle shell although little it’s like 10 times smaller than the video said it was 😭

[@ColtonMarschik]

I stumbled back to this channel for the first time in quite a while and it's cool to see how far you've come. I remember you as a computer scientist, but you've become a full-blown KZbinr. Good stuff Jarvis.

[@samanthascarcella526]

That “massage brush” is definitely just a silicone loofah! Seems like it would be good for people with mobility issues or anyone who just can’t reach their back lol

[@SuzER08]

Yeah it just looks like a larger version of my silicone sponge but with suction cups on one side haha. I feel like it would feel nice to scrub your back on it the shower but it's definitely not a "massager"

[@lacytaylor1501]

The drink dispenser and the massager both look more like things that could be used for people with some level of disabilities or pains that make certain everyday tasks hard. That's the sad part, tiktok and such tend to remarket items meant for those who can't do certain things into things for people who won't do certain things ( aka lazy people) making it seem like it was made for people to be lazy. Something to always think about if it makes a relatively easy task too easy it's meant to be for someone who finds easy tasks impossible for health reasons.

[@sylverscale]

It's mostly used to wash feet. For many people it's not possible to lift up their feet in the shower to wash them and this helps. Also feels nice. 😁

[@kendrabell2021]

I use silicone loofahs and sponges bc I’m a bit of a germaphobe and I heard bacteria doesn’t gather/grow on silicone!

[@yuki97kira]

Yup..it looked more of for exfoliating rather than massaging

[@laurapasekoff7752]

The milk dispenser thing might seem silly, but I could see it as being really helpful if you were arthritic, and struggled to lift heavy jugs, etc. Seems silly... unless pouring from jugs is itself a daily challenge you struggle with due to age or disability lol 🙄😅

[@edithsmith4485]

Definitely. I can’t lift jugs so it seemed good to me

[@Slushiii6804]

Jarvis's hair looks hella good. 10/10

[@fortunomancy]

Seeing Jarvis sit on his counter with such ease is really putting his height into perspective for me

[@chiariscuro]

Hes almost the size of his fridge

[@aj7058]

I don't know why I always thought he was a little tiny guy.

[@kazuhaluvscara]

how tall is he ?

[@fortunomancy]

@@kazuhaluvscara I’m pretty sure he mentioned being over 6ft in a video with Jordan

[@potato-whiz]

@@aj7058 he’s 6’1”

[@CoolMicrowave]

the guy who plays jarvis is a great actor, i cant believe jarvis isnt a real person

[@Carebearritual]

i’m amazed by the prosthetics and cgi

[@CoolMicrowave]

@@Carebearritual yeah its crazy. for all we know, it could be chris pratt playing jarvis

[@kazuhaluvscara]

@@CoolMicrowave LMFAOOO CHRIS PATT

[@kaidupree3564]

@@CoolMicrowave is it not?

[@CoolMicrowave]

@@kaidupree3564 we’ll never know

[@KaminHH]

I cant get over Jarvis just pouring it straight onto the counter at 8:58

[@hayliekendall7995]

If a product seems "Lazy" or "Stupid" like the milk spout, remember disabled people exist and Items like that make their day to day lives easier. Jarvis said, 'We already invented pouring" for people with tourettes, carpal tunnel, and other disabilities that cause stability issues, a spout like that sames a lot of time and mess.

[@moontoad6412]

That liquid dispenser could actually be really handy for disabled people. A lot of "goofy" devices were originally created with the disabled or elderly in mind and marketed to a wider audience to make more money. It's why disability aides are so expensive, because they only have a relatively small population to sell to and I'm all for making it less expensive and more accessible. I'm actually going to tell some friends about this item because they basically have to wait for someone to come home or come over if they want to use a gallon of milk.

[@earthtovesna]

Im sure someone else has commented this but the tiny ice cube tray from alliexpress would actually be great for someone with a mini fridge cuz the freezers on those are impossibly small

[@AlexaFaie]

Plus the ice cubes it made looked pretty normal sized when he held one up. I wouldn't call them tiny. Just the tray only made 6 instead of the normal 12.

[@TypicalTroglodyte]

Idk if this is all mini fridges but the 2 I bought both came with a tiny ice tray like that. It’s cute but cheaply made

[@walkininsomnia]

I use a mini fridge and that ice tray just would piss me off lol

[@kaitlynoconnor6975]

His genuine delight at becoming a turtle is so wholesome.

[@Pastelisapeach]

The tiny ice tray situation made me laugh so hard. Honestly though it could be good for single people with not a lot of freezer space? hahaha

[@art.thomas]

Jarvis bought 6 cantaloupes... For all of us who've ever done a math word problem, I'd like to ask: why?

[@Sharklops]

1 Guy 6 Melons will be the next viral sensation I tell you!!

[@eroot3380]

the comedy of watching jarvis in the past learn about something and its use before buying it cutting to jarvis in the present being utterly confused about wtf he bought cannot be overstated

[@Ramberta]

6:11 "we've all got nooks and crannies to clean" omg the zoom cracked me up LOL

[@sharpeningtheaxe]

18:19 he never recreated the video 😢

[@BethanyGriffith-kw2eh]

I came to the comments wondering if he ever did it, fuckin rip dude

[@Markyajv]

P.s. The liquid tap works great on BOTTLES or CONTAINERS. you have to have the tap tightened on the pourer on the bottle to create suction. They work great for juice and big water bottles but they are very touchy and a lot of times you accidently hit it and your liquid pours out onto the floor.

[@leeanna1297]

And for people wondering how to clean it ....just use it to pour out soapy water(or your preferred cleaning solution) and then use it to pour out clean water then clean water.

[@mckayonyoutube]

yeah Jarvis was too busy trying to mock it he didn’t even bother trying to use it correctly

[@marrchaney9206]

It's also great for people with disabilities that limit arm movement and/or hand eye coordination

[@Throatzillaaa]

I figured it worked better than this, or atleast that better versions do exist online for sale. The design itself doesn't really seem like super new technology; it reminds me of a carafe of coffee or juice that would be at a hotel's continental breakfast (like the kind you just push down on the top and the beverage is dispensed). But that still leaves me wondering why it would require two batteries...? Any idea?

[@3yeguy]

@@Throatzillaaa the batteries likely power the motor used to suction it up/out of the container. If it were something you pumped down on it probably wouldn't need batteries but that definitely would lessen the accessibility portion where it can be used by those who may not be able to lift to the big container.

[@_wynot]

“it’s gonna be hard to live up to what we just witnessed because i’m not a small female girlfriend birthday gift” i’m dead 💀

[@tedandzedrock]

I bought an ice tray about that size for my dorm, since my mini fridge came with a very small freezer section that could only hold one tiny ice tray. The difference is that mine were hexagonal and this maximized the area used, so while the ice cubes were tiny, I could make like twice as many ice cubes at once (which is PLENTY for one person and a roommate).

[@moons1and254]

The automatic tap thing is probably one of those things that is marketed normally so it's seen more but is intended for people with disabilities that prevent them from lifting jugs or conditions that make it difficult to pour. Think things like tremors, cerebral palsy, chronic pain conditions, etc.

[@blesstherebel]

The joy that Jarvis felt after unintentionally becoming a ninja turtle just made my entire day. Cowabunga, Jarvurtle Botticelli! 😁

[@evabortoluz4844]

cowabunga? are u stuck in 2012?

[@galaxychill9578]

Hot Soup!

[@halfstarlight]

I think my favorite thing about this video is that jarvis implies that pouring had to be invented and isn't just like physics

[@ashegrey3042]

that’s what i was thinking when he said “we’ve already invented pouring” 😂 like who invented it exactly and what were they doing before that? 😂😂

[@t3mLik3sTriangl3s]

21:29 I have never laughed harder in my entire life

[@maybefranky2582]

I saw the small ice tray and immediately thought ‘that would be so great for my ridiculously small freezer!’ and then Jarvis proceeded to dunk on it for the next several minutes

[@coriandor]

still convinced people who say they put milk in before cereal only say it for attention aint no way anyone thinks that's the natural order of things

[@thebingus7243]

it litteraly is im always in disbelief that people put cereal first.

[@littelcreatchure506]

@@QuantumBoogaloo that's horrific, your roommate deserves jail time

[@shirin9452]

But it get too soggy

[@littelcreatchure506]

@@shirin9452 the order in which you put it doesn't change that. it only gets soggy after the milk is mixed with the cereal

[@ratfishking]

I do it sometimes because I want to know exactly how much milk is in there and perfect the cereal/milk ratio of my liking 🤷‍♂️

[@Delthefunkyhomosapienscousin]

The way this video is shot like a mockumentary is really messing with my brain 💀

[@dectoon]

8:10 Dont forget about the cost of your sanity.

[@biggrayalien4791]

Imagine if they had the turtle shell in a King Boo version.

[@Affranchie]

Not me getting mad at Jarvis for not using things properly 😂. Also, the associations his mind makes are so out there 😂

[@rachelcookie321]

Most of these sort of videos I see seem to have the person using all the objects wrong resulting in me being infuriated.

[@tourmii]

it's mostly annoying bc just go back and watch the tiktoks lol like you prerecorded a video watching them and ordering them, go take a quick look at that footage or save the tiktoks somewhere

[@allo2799]

Woo hooo, my favourite genre of youtubers buying crap to write off as a business expense. It's great since we can live the experience through you guys.🤭🤭

[@YoungDymisty]

I like seeing products being reviewed I just can’t take them seriously and feel unsatisfied if it’s user error or they don’t remember what it does lol it’s unfortunate as you can see people saying they wouldn’t buy something because of it even though they just didn’t use it correctly or for it’s intended purpose. I can’t be the only one 😅.

[@cocoapuff_x]

obviously in this context its for comedic purposes but like it is a little annoying 😭 but its funny so i dont rlly mind

[@YoungDymisty]

@@cocoapuff_x ah Idk it bugs me more than it being funny lol because you see comments of people taking it literally and not wanting it anymore because they're trusting their favourite KZbinr. If he said that in his video or in the description that he's playing it up then fair enough but most take it at face value. 😊 And he himself in the video admitted to making a mistake and that's just on what he noticed. But it's just my opinion really.

[@shammah8339]

Same, they’re not even trying to make it work. It’s really annoying.

[@kphoria1009]

products shouldn’t really be that hard to figure out tbh

[@YoungDymisty]

@@kphoria1009 right lol

[@KelseyDrummer]

I think the tiny tray is the perfect size for freezing a can of tomato paste.

[@ValkyrieNico]

Jarvis at 21:19 is just “Dipper would you love me if I was a turtle”

[@Cfomodz]

The ice tray is for a mini fridge, like in college, where the "freezer" is just a door in the main part but that is way shorter than a normal ice tray

[@miellonot1282]

9:35 That device would be great for someone with kids,a daycare, or someone with parkinsons diesease

[@naomistephanie9471]

20:40 I literally had two ads in this video about vacuuming packages with fluffy pillows AND THAT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE

[@sidon6343]

him spinning on the counter going "yoooo whats good turtle squad" is too funny

[@thenetherbaddie9760]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW PRETTY JARVIS' HOUSE IS???? like I can't get over it idk why

[@marshmalan4728]

The way he walked at 4:40 is such a vibe and I’m here for it

[@sweetscheme]

i want more turtle shell content i love seeing how happy jarvis is

[@KalaMarii]

Jarvis being absolutely enamored by the ice ball maker is my new favorite thing.

[@TheSongwritingCat]

Deeply relatable. I'm always skeptical until I see the thing I must have.

[@Cinnie.Stories]

Dipper is one of the most well behaved dogs I've personally ever seen, you've done such a good job raising him! ❤

[@linneascameraroll]

is he named after the gravity falls character?

[@Cinnie.Stories]

@@linneascameraroll I think so! He made a tweet about him when he first brought him home using Dipper from gravity falls so it's likely!

[@jadedesormeaux6820]

7:27 "you have to put AA batteries in it... thats a little unnecessary" uhhhh very necessary. swinging your bowl back and forth for a spritz of milk each time would be... catastrophic to say the least

[@Alex_Vir]

23:30 Jarvis finding out the screw cap is not a pull of cap.

[@maxholland3939]

21:14 Jarvurtle made me laugh hysterically

[@fancythisgirl3]

That dispenser would be awesome for some disabled or elderly persons or children if it could actually fit onto the container the drink comes in itself.

[@tobyrightenger9748]

21:37 average James Corden moment:

[@rowansidhe3239]

PSA: a proper cleaning brush is vital if you use reusable straws, otherwise you’re constantly running the risk of nasty stuff building up on the inside of the straw. that is unless you’re using that silicone kind that split down the side so that you can open them up and scrub them inside and out. even if you’re running them through the dishwasher, it’s unlikely that they are getting completely cleaned that way. I find it’s least tedious to do multiple straws at once, just grab them by the fistful and go to town with the little scrubby straw brush and some dish soap.

[@littlefreakelio]

where will we (and our money) be without youtubers like you to satisfy our curiosity for us

[@GalaxyHanArt]

haven't even finished the video yet but the amount of pikachus in jarvis' new place brings me so much joy

[@kittycrimes.]

THERES SO MANY LITTLE ONES

[@GalaxyHanArt]

i have now watched the video this is the FUNNIEST THING AHGJKDFSGHJKDFS

[@daydream5120]

Everywhere I turn… they’re always there…

[@onibeebee]

im so happy to see jarvis laughing at the ad from 18:08 because i got a similar one the other day and i laughed hysterically at it

[@pidgeonmayhall1910]

The milk pour thing is for disabled ppl. I actually used it and it helped me a lot! But both of them died after like three months 😭

[@bigbapenli3904]

22:37 LITERALLY CACKALING RN WHY DID I JUMP-

[@dimemainit]

CACKALING 💀

[@avae6393]

Wow Jarvis really gave in to the ADHD urge in a big way

[@anarchohannibalism]

lmao yes it's giving the time i spent $40 on stickers at walmart

[@4nn4h]

Cherry on top is totally forgetting what the thing you got was, so it's like a lukewarm surprise gift

[@thriftcraft]

​@@anarchohannibalism dude $200 at the Japanese dollar store... 🤑

[@eternalenigma1628]

The tap would not only be helpful for people who can't lift heavy jugs but also if you're camping off grid and don't have access to a sink but still want to do dishes without wasting water

[@efgdelcatty]

12:20 I really didn't appreciate the fact they used feet in an ad like damn put the dogs away in front of my capitalism.

[@eschi5007]

the scrub shower thing could be good for people who have trouble moving to clean their back or feet!! not sure about the quality of the actual rubber but the idea is neat