Faking A Kidnapping For Content (w/ Danny Gonzalez)

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[@xero1119]

“eye contact is for members only” is a phrase i’m going to use as an autistic person when i’m questioned for my lack of eye contact 😭

[@bibsp3556]

Bruh it's perfect

[@daydream5120]

I don’t have autism but I struggle with eye contact as well so I’m definitely using this as well

[@logan.saige5910]

as another autistic person, thank you for this idea, i will be using it 😭

[@multifanderisverycrafty]

I’M TOTALLY USING THIS!

[@dannaaay7542]

Whoo autism gang! ✊ Feeling uncomfortable looking people in the eye since 1980!

[@ittybittynautilus2468]

this kind of content becoming popular really freaks me out. kids will 100% believe this is real, and acclimating them to the idea of a cool stranger who isolates them from their parents is dangerous. can't they just put a disclaimer on these tiktoks that confirm it's for fun/untrue?

[@case3474]

Yeah exactly. This isnt fucking funny, hes actively grooming his audience, even if the kid in the videos is just part of a skit. And Im not even sure if its entirely fake, this seems like a rich predator taking advantage of a poorer family to access a little kid. This needs a full police investigation.

[@Chem_-jp5em]

I honestly couldn’t tell if it was real or not, because you know, it’s Florida….weird things happen in Florida…

[@KairiMorin]

I have a better idea arrest this man now. He's going to hurt someone at this rate.

[@TypicalTroglodyte]

Fully agree in a lot of way it’s extremely harmful to a young and impressionable audience. Which seems to be his main viewers besides thirsty women/men or ig just men that actually like his content? Kids are so easy to manipulate and take advantage of too. Along with the rise of how social media is a big part of the younger generations life now. He’s actively harming all those children that admire or watch him.

[@athmos6891]

And can't parents do what they're supposed to do and, you know, parent? The internet shouldn't be raising kids, and people think that giving your son an ipad and letting them roam free is parenting. It's not. Watch what your kids browse online people.

[@micaelasparrow650]

This feels like one of those situations where the kid will come out 10 years from now that he was abused by this grown man his parents inexplicably let him hang out with.

[@aeong_bread]

he very well might grow up and be VERY uncomfortable with the content he was in, i can almost guarantee it. idc if he's family/related in some way to tony or not, whoever the parents are are PSYCHO for thinking it's okay to exploit their son for monetary gain like this. tony is a freak and shouldn't be putting kids in content like this, it's not okay at all. like this is genuinely upsetting. imagine if it was a little girl, i bet people would see it more clearly then, but probably not considering it's tiktok.

[@jackireland2298]

​@@aeong_breadshut up nerd

[@_JustJoe]

​@@aeong_bread It's very unsettling. I can see already that he seems uncomfortable...

[@Cartimeatrider8787]

@@_JustJoeI’m pretty sure it’s his nephew but idk I rlly don’t know

[@username-re9yk]

​@@Cartimeatrider8787It's still not okay

[@ladyzoe5734]

If a gay person on tiktok says so much as “my pronouns are she/her and I’m married to another woman” they get death threats and accused of being a p^dophile but when this weirdo makes jokes about trafficking children, there’s comments like “Aw you should keep him” “you should buy him”

[@Random-sk6hm]

Literally.

[@FurretAnimationsIsEpic]

@@sturmfrei5853wtf

[@kirankennedy5256]

​@sturmfrei5853 thats because gay men and some other members of the LGBT+ try to convert little kids. It's messed up

[@JayFromWalmark]

​@@FurretAnimationsIsEpici think the "just gay men because lesbians are hot obviously" was sarcasm

[@FurretAnimationsIsEpic]

@@JayFromWalmark it was the last part i was saying wtf to why are they watching kids videos

[@somebody3150]

as someone who is adopted, i can confirm i went missing from my home and when my current parents found me they said "finders keepers", that was the whole adoption proces

[@genericname2747]

My parents fostered a kid once. We saw her at the park, said "that's our kid now" and I got a sister. But she was really annoying so we gave her back

[@blablablam100]

in our country it's a little bit different. when a baby is born the parents have to call dibs immediately before anyone else does it

[@orbeezeater]

@@blablablam100I don’t know why I love the idea of some nurse lowering a baby into the mothers arm, saying “And here’s your beautiful baby girrrrr- DIBS!” “DAMMIT! Alright you rascal, I hope she enjoys her new mother”

[@auliamate]

@@genericname2747 Should have gone to the Sister Store honestly

[@OneReallyGrumpyJill]

yonk'ed

[@non-corporealentity67]

you missed the video in which he tried to pick timmy up from school without parental permission and then got surprised when the lady was questioning him

[@jarvis]

woops that got cut for time! there will be a bonus video on gold!

[@tetooooooo]

​@@jarvis GOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLD

[@kay-collins]

@@jarvis 😂😂 we’re premium so we will check it out for sure

[@non-corporealentity67]

@@jarvis so glad i’m a premium viewer then

[@LaurenTheorist]

I have barely started this video, BUT THIS IS THE TIMMY DUDE? THE DUCK DUDE AND THE TIMMY DUDE ARE THE SAME DUDE!?

[@mastermarkus5307]

OH BOY, THIS SURE FEELS LIKE GROOMING. Like, it doesn't matter what is fake, 'cause that kid isn't going to be internalizing all this like an adult would. Not to mention that I don't trust _animals_ with Tony, so I'm not going to trust him with a kid.

[@HolyBruh123]

Lmao the kids just likes Tony. Its not grooming. I almost wonder if they are related and just pretend to be strangers. But stop making it weird. People are so extensive about the softest shit now.

[@evajune-ceramics]

Nah I agree it was giving Jan broberg and escaping neverland vibes idc call me dramatic

[@RG-rm6ih]

@@HolyBruh123he picked the kid up from school without parental approval, convincing the school that he was the kid’s father. He literally kidnapped the boy.

[@soldiaz7261]

@@HolyBruh123 people commenting on it arent making it weird. TONY is making it weird. also these are situations that are completely inappropriate for a child, staged or not. it is grooming to shower a child in attention and gifts to normalize harmful situations for your personal gain, and it is abusive to constantly associate that child with extremely sexual things on your public platform.

[@HolyBruh123]

@@soldiaz7261 Lmao. I hope you don't have kids. Because they must be bored. Sheesh. You wanna stretch it to murder too lol? Relax. Kid is having a good time. Hes not gonna jump off a bridge towards drugs and sex just because he makes stupid videos with a guy who isn't a lame. You guys stretch everything to fit some sort of narrative. In reality its just people fucking around having fun. Your brain just wants to itch the hate nerve.

[@Shooketh__]

This guys is the embodiment of "Men will do anything but go to therapy"

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

I know from personal experience that therapy costs money, which I don't have XD

[@Random-sk6hm]

Therapy? I hardly know'er

[@AngelBirdo]

​@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 Mood, but also this guy CLEARLY does, mfer has no excuse

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

The fact that the recap is “so most of you remember the *cool* little lost kid we found at the beach?” kills me. He makes it sound like lost kids are a commodity or something.

[@huh1327]

yeaa like this cool littl turtle we found or smthf

[@FrenkTheJoy]

I mean lost little kids on the beach are pretty common! But yeah this guy is nuts.

[@Gambito99100]

They ain't???

[@amonsumdomshiette9695]

They kind of are, that's a part of the problem

[@anonymixx8106]

​@@amonsumdomshiette9695 accurate, sad, necessary comment 🥲😓

[@ellengrace6825]

this has strong "divorced dad trying to make his kid like him the best even though he's a terrible father' energy

[@tessajohnson8351]

Disney dads

[@arduousPopsicle]

That’s actually so accurate

[@jasperjazzie]

he wants to be the "fun parent" so bad and misinterpreted fun to mean irresponsible

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

except he's an adult stranger that literally kidnapped the child from the beach to go see a movie and then kept trying to spend time with him _AND_ paid the parents off to continually do so

[@cuccurucucuccurucu3780]

as the son of a father like that, this is real

[@vinnyg3143]

No matter how fake the videos are, that's a real kid being exposed to this

[@purplemusiclover1597]

The “kidnapped or adopted a young boy” reminds me so much of Batman and Robin and I can’t stop laughing

[@missingsplash3961]

Jason stole Bruce’s tires so Bruce stole Jason

[@Mr.Velvet]

@@missingsplash3961 Jason: hehe come here little tires Bruce: hehe come here little boy

[@judeconnor-macintyre9874]

@@missingsplash3961If you steal someone's tires you belong to them, that's just basic legal shit.

[@carrotking123]

I mean did he ever really adopt the first Robin, or did they recon that back in or out again?

[@yuhparttwoelectricboogaloo]

Where the crawdads sing was an incredible movie. Would not take a 6 y/o too it. It’s about family abuse and killing an attempted rapist. Wtf.

[@readtheroom831]

Agree 🙌🏼 so strange on their parts

[@lightningstriking]

the author is under investigation for murder + her family are racist weirdos so let's not praise the movie anyway, maybe

[@itzmomo9]

Thank you ! I literally had to pause the video in disbelief because why would you take a child to that? How did they allow a little kid to go and see that?

[@abigcupofwater]

Had never heard of it and assumed it was animated or a kids movie lmao

[@millie..]

@@abigcupofwater you and me both lmfao

[@missgeorgie]

Let me make fake videos about: 1. Befriending a "lost" child on the beach 2 "keeping" the child for an undetermined amount of time 3. Pretend that the police are trying to find him, because he is "missing" 4. Paying the parents $ to use the child for filming 5. Expose the child to beer bongs, exsessive drinking, adults cursing at him and naked strangers. 6. Bribe the child with toys to ensure his participation. Weird and gross. Groomer vibes.

[@GummyDinosaursify]

100% groomer vibes. Not sure why people are thinking his videos are wholesome. First thing I would think is "Someone calls the cops, we got a Pedo on the loose".

[@jongininikim5219]

even just the first video was already super weird to me. who finds a lost child and instead of asking where their parents are and going to the cops, they take the kid to the movies and then home with them??? wtf

[@murdermyinsanity]

That's also glossing over the fact his videos are almost exclusively thirst traps.... What kind of psycho thinks it would be a good idea to start putting a kid on their sex channel? And to promote his only fans in a video with the kid!

[@annaliesecancilla894]

Even if he weren’t a groomer the vids are normalizing groomer behavior

[@petricorey]

@@annaliesecancilla894 YES.

[@godchi1dvonsteuben770]

That kid is obviously his nephew. ... And even still, Timmy's involvement in those videos is still Tony's corruption of a minor, and it should be investigated by child services, immediately.

[@loveakira4ever]

The constant exposure and normalization of alcohol with this kid is shocking. Like who knows what they will do to his development

[@HoneyM1lkart]

I remember when this unfolded, the restraining order and everything and almost no one was on his side because he had picked the kid up from school without letting the parents know.

[@pamesy-jatterson7352]

he did what 😨

[@starfilledsky2810.]

WAIT FR..?

[@Mr.Meerkat95]

@@pamesy-jatterson7352 if I remember correctly he pretended to be the dad and was able to get him out of school. There’s a bunch of videos on it

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

So it’s not really fake then right? That’s literally a textbook situation of a kidnapping… I hope the school didn’t get into too much trouble because of it. I also hope they fired or at least made restrictions so it never happens again.

[@Sa_Co_Mi]

True. And then it got lifted because tony said he would pay for timmys collage tuition fee (if all of it isn't staged that is)

[@TechieindahHood]

I could be wrong here, but it does seem like maybe tooturntony is using the kid as, say, a prop?

[@wornoutpinkscarf8343]

Get bent… they’re his pets

[@mathddv]

Bold take !

[@desirient]

@@wornoutpinkscarf8343 nahhh 💀

[@EveTheRaviolo]

eh, probably, but the kid seems to be having the time of his life, having fun, traveling around, getting cool toys and stuff, and can brag with his classmates that he knows a famous tik toker (which i can assure you makes u super popular in school nowadays for some reason lol) and its not like he's raising the kid and making this his whole life so it doesnt seem to be bad, he seems more like the fun rich uncle, so eh, I'd say the kid is happy

[@amdete8254]

@@EveTheRaviolo whether or not it’s staged it’s still harmful to exploit a child for content like this, especially when I hear his audience has a lot of impressionable kids. Looking back on these experiences for this kid would prob be like “wow that was kinda weird”

[@inthedriversseat928]

Assuming this kid isn't actually just a family member and the videos aren't staged, what kind of parent would allow their child to just go on an 8 hour round trip with a random influencer from Tik Tok and not at least go with them??? This gives me the same vibes as the parents who left their child with Michael Jackson just because he was famous and they trusted him on that basis alone, even accepting that he groomed those kids and their parents. Even if he didn't molest any of them, it's still not appropriate to have them in your bed or for a parent to allow that.

[@snoozedmuse]

I'm so glad we finally got around to the, "...staged or not, this is actually upsetting" part of these videos 😅

[@YogurtNight_]

I can’t believe I’ve gotten to the point where instead of thinking “people are faking kidnapping, that’s awful!” I’m thinking “oh cool, Jarvis is making a video with Danny about fake kidnapping”

[@meowmeowmeow.uwu.69]

Yeahhhhh the internet does that to a person

[@rebelsleighter]

LMAO real

[@silb1350]

peak pfp

[@lilwoofs]

I did the same too though-

[@lydia3832]

Yes

[@froggy5748]

“Timmy” is most likely just a young relative but it’s still so weird to fake a bunch of content around him. Using children for TikTok views is gross fr

[@mantis-manthegreat]

Its funnier when its clearly satire, like Gothic baby. Love that baby and her parents :)

[@EveTheRaviolo]

eh its not like he's raising the kid like this, its not a family blog, and the kid seems to be having fun, hanging out with the rich fun uncle and getting toys and cool stuff and being able to brag about it with his classmates.

[@Bree_999]

@@EveTheRaviolo it's still kind of exploitative imo even if the kid is having fun.

[@69dingdong]

timmy is most likely tony’s younger cousin. in an early tik tok before the “lost boy” storyline, tony is at a family reunion and timmy is there.

[@Matt-vq8fg]

Can only imagine the uproar if a woman that did OF used a child for clout.

[@Lily-xg1qq]

Fr, women can’t even have an OF without being harassed 😭

[@enias3294]

This is genuinely concerning any grown adult who shows that much interest in taking a kid- especially one he doesnt know- for prolonged periods of time from their parents, especially while posting the child online is extremely suspicious. I hope that kid is okay :(

[@katec2886]

I hope it’s a little cousin that he’s just pretending is a stranger. Gross to fake but at the very least he’s not a stranger

[@kreminski7642]

Are we not going to talk about Where the Crawdads Sing not being child appropriate at all

[@lacytaylor1501]

That was my first thought, I went back because I just told myself I heard that wrong.

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

I was just looking to see if anyone commented about this.

[@dragontears]

Right?!

[@xXAcidBathXx]

It’s probably just this guy being bad with kids(as if the kidnapping didn’t make that clear enough) but the nihilistic part of brain is worried it could’ve been for a purpose more creepy….

[@vogelvrouw]

Thats the 'joke'

[@aspectacled7440]

cannot believe they didn't cover the "restraining order" and paying the parents off to keep spending time with the kid😔

[@keelinmacken9552]

I know!! Especially the “restraining order” since I think that’s pretty important to the story

[@Up_Reidon]

I know! I thought that was what the video was about!

[@ellaherfandoms5689]

I saw Jarvis say that it got cut for time but it’s going to be in a Gold! video. (this is just what he said in another comment i saw)

[@aspectacled7440]

@@ellaherfandoms5689 completely fair! i recognized it was probably cut for time, it just felt so pivotal to the story and it was how i heard about the rest of the situation. but if it's going on gold, i look forward to that free premium content

[@Raine_Hq]

Frr that's what I was waiting for

[@thatoneguyuh8785]

The fact this man said “they’re wholesome, get your mind out of the dark” in reference to the videos Timmy’s mom sent makes me think Tony’s mind is in the dark when thinking about Timmy. He’s so gross.

[@Tired_Goldstone]

I’m pretty sure he also did a ‘day 1 of pretending to be Jeffrey Dahmer’ series as a way to freak his parents out after the Netflix thing came out It was so weird, i think he even left roadkill in the fridge (or at least made it out like he did)

[@nignamedmutt7270]

I wish we were allowed to follow through when content creators "PrEtEnD To Be a ShIt PerSoN tO SeE tHe ReAcTiOn" Because so often they totally deserve the reaction it would get. If you wanna pretend to be a kidnapper, fine. Let's follow through, add him to the registry, give him a lifelong restraining order from schools/etc., and give him a surprise "catch a predator" and when he tries to weasel out with "nah, I was just pretending" we say "yeah,good job, you convinced the world you're a kidnapping creep. We all agree universally, and now we're gonna show you how those people are treated. Was it worth it Mr. Tony?"

[@HolyBruh123]

It was funny af. Shit had me dead. Grow up a little.

[@nikitaleblanc7707]

I know this is all fake and everything, but there's something about it that still creeps me out?? There's some real weird interactions between this kid and the adults around him.

[@orbeezeater]

It’s creepy because even if this wasn’t a real random lost boy, this is a worrying situation to put your relative in as a prop for views.

[@averyyasss6920]

idk it reminds me of grooming a lot so just the idea that this is a child actor weirds me out bc bro might still get groomed

[@jongininikim5219]

yeah same, like he went shirtless when he first went to visit the kid at his home. who would go into that kinda situation and think being shirtless is appropriate??

[@60311]

It's creepy honestly...

[@60311]

@@averyyasss6920 mind you grooming is not necessarily a sexual thing. So yeah, our assumptions can be right honestly

[@guidoguido2245]

Don’t let Jarvis fool you, he actually kidnapped Danny.

[@diegocangetit]

And Nick is an accomplice 💀💀

[@halfnhaalf]

Jarvis may have kidnapped Danny, but Danny took it pretty well, with this video resulting in Jarvis getting adopted by Danny.🙏

[@slowlanegamer]

Everyone knows if you have millions of followers on tiktok or KZbin then you can legally kidnap any kid you want and I mean 🤷🏼‍♂️ what are the parents going to do? You just pay them $1000 and it’s all settled lmao… maybe Jarvis showed Danny’s parents his tiktok account and threw $1000 at them 😌

[@mudasbeats]

@@slowlanegamer i can confirm this i was the 1000 dollars

[@AWilks-wn3if]

*adopted

[@FflawedMetalhead]

Oh god, that flashback to Danny finding out his Nutcracker is 'a real boy' gave me the chills - It legit scared the crap out of me the first time around because I was NOT expecting that in such a funny video.

[@ambarcastaneda4763]

IK! That scene genuinely scares me but makes me laugh at the same time. It's one of the weirdest feelings ever, lol

[@lillyandfriends5242]

Yeah, him faking that he pretty much kidnapped that kid is fucked up. But why does no one talk more about the fact that Tony's father was half naked in a gingerbread man suit, chasing a child as "Gingerbread Daddy." And trying to make it as creepy and predator like as he could. Bro sounded like a child predator chasing the kid around. A GROWN ADULT. That man is disturbed especially when Tony had him fully naked, painted blue and had a piece of cloth covering his privates. The neighbor literally announced that she has children and its happened more then once. Tony and his Father need help.

[@pickleioi9058]

What if the real kidnapping was the friends we made along the way

[@aarasko]

so trys

[@TH3L0V3LYL1Z]

so trys

[@leliohoude6951]

so trys

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

so trys

[@sequinjin8332]

so trys

[@averysturgis1375]

Tony really went from using ducks as props to using stolen children.

[@c0sm0s_w0rld4]

upgraded equipment

[@icu3869]

Good thing- exploiting animals is disturbing. But making kids perform to cameras to win over audiences beyond their comprehension? When has that ever gone wrong? Tony will be just fine!!!

[@moronmelater9872]

@@icu3869 honestly this should be a lesson to all the other TERRIBLE NON KIDNAPING PPL OUT THERE!!

[@Random-sk6hm]

Of course he didn't use ducks, I mean in this economy?

[@ringer1324]

14:48 this is horrible obviously but it would make a great movie. A crazy Influencer kidnaps kid and takes him on a “vacation”style road trip to a Chicago wedding while being chased by the police. They stop at many locations to have hijinks (gingerbread daddy included) and it would all End in a epic standoff at the wedding. Hottest comedy of 2014

[@DespiteEverything42]

Honestly was thinking the same. I want this as a story

[@allywaite7600]

Fun fact: as someone who has lived in Michigan their whole life , if you’re not from a big city, you’re from a farm town in the middle of nowhere and most likely have at least a slight southern accent.

[@revilno]

Faking kidnapping is awful, that’s why all my content is real Kidnapping! Edit: Squidward

[@ThisisUnikon]

LOL

[@mich3ym0us33]

😨

[@caitlinpoole520]

Same gurl

[@theodour8617]

FUCKING HELL!

[@AmARealHuman]

Gotta keep it authentic

[@emilyslicer2843]

Love that this guy is just normalizing to hanging out with strange adults to his young audience You know desensitizing children to the threat of adults and putting them at risk of grooming

[@amdete8254]

Literally!

[@ha8ler761]

Also normalising taking random kids home instead of immediately trying to contact authorities about a lost child.

[@reneew8181]

100% that's why it feels so weird

[@screwyourhandle]

"Stranger danger" has gotten a bad rap since the 90's, because apparently it's ridiculously more likely for kids to be harmed by their relatives, which I get. But I don't know if we should completely get rid of the idea and tell kids that strangers are actually fine and can be trusted, based on the statistics. IMO humans in general are not to be trusted.

[@denasaurus]

@screwyourhandle 100% agree. I think there should be a teaching of learning to trust people for genuine reasons not just bc you know them or you’re related to them

[@Blackcivicsi1]

That dude could offer to buy my a house and i still wouldnt leave him alone with my kid

[@maylen9299]

21:05 I don't think anyone was thinking that other than him.

[@lacytaylor1501]

They drank beer in front a kid using his toy then took him to see ' Where the Crawdads sing' a movie about a lady being tried for murder with some very adult themes in it like SA...and posted that on TikTok, only to be confused why it got taken down

[@placeholderdoe]

It is abhorrent that TikTok didn’t ban this man, even if staged this is textbook grooming and a tutorial to do so

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

Ooh! I haven't heard of that movie but that sounds AWESOME! I love dark content like that hehe

[@louisi9239]

On a real level this feels like bait for bad people who want to hurt kids. This feels really disgusting even if it is just a ploy especially considering that he makes adult content.

[@case3474]

This is literally him grooming his young audience to think its okay for a rich older guy to spend one on one time with them outside their family. Like, this genuinely is what grooming looks like. *This is a grown man grooming a young audience.* I guarantee you in a few years DMs with minors, or worse, are going to surface.

[@xXAcidBathXx]

@@case3474Fr, this is literally grooming. I’m so scared for the kid.

[@pap-fr]

It's also teaching children that if you get kidnapped it might just be for a fun chill time. When I was a kid, we had videos nonstop in school how to avoid kidnapping and who to suspect, having things like secret passwords with your parents...now this bullshit. An unsuspecting kid would be told that the person who pulled up "it's ok, I'm a KZbinr/tik toker/whatever, you can get in the car...."

[@HuckleberryLover]

There's grooming all over this shit in many ways. Two more ways I'll point out is he is nearly almost always shirtless in front of this kid. And the biggest one for me is that he's doing this beer pong stuff in front of the kid as well as having the kid participate with Capri sun. Groomers regularly use drugs to victimize their target. He's normalizing not only drug use that's inappropriate for the kids age, but dangerous drinking behaviors at that.

[@EvaSchneid]

the "not those kinda videos, get your head out of the gutter" and wink?????? like what the fuck??

[@magolormemes7519]

If this comment gets 5 million likes I'm adopting Danny.

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

WE GOTTA DO IT BOYS

[@TS_Mind_Swept]

17:52 The censor sounds for the onlyfans page were funny (and the way Danny read it completely straight faced just makes it all the better) 😂😂😂

[@trailersparks]

Studying Danny’s gray hairs like the rings on a tree because it’s the only sign he’s aged

[@ltamha]

Tbf to Danny his hair is so shiny it's hard to tell what's grey hair and what's just the light bouncing off that beautiful mane of his.

[@gnomad28]

underrated comment

[@auliamate]

what grey hair? edit: I CANT UNSEE IT NOW

[@soho6435]

I think it's not even because he is aging, it's just his hair. It's just so fucking sick, looks amazing like a villain's hair

[@puflem]

Grey hair looks so goood

[@zinja0830]

OK but did anyone else think it was really weird that Tony chose Where the Crawdads Sing as their movie of choice?

[@readtheroom831]

Right! 😂

[@sparklefairy34]

Same! That’s a PG-13 rated movie. Very weird.

[@LiamLivesOn]

Omg, I was looking for this comment. Let's have this young kid watch a girl that has been abused most of her life be trialed for murder.

[@cipherhex]

Yeah, that just tells me that it's all just a fake skit

[@XxMCRroxnonstopxX]

It's seriously one of the only things I could think about 😅 that and the drinking games 😬

[@AccordingToWillow]

i think the concept of staged content works in very much the same way as coercion. when you’re dealing with children it’s hard to really be sure whether they’re in on it or if they’re just acting how you know they want them to. their experience is so different and what is obvious to an adult isn’t always obvious to them. so imo content is never truly “staged” when children are involved. it may not be representative of reality but it can feel very real to the kids who are a part of it.

[@littlemsterious991]

love making videos for tiktok (an app with a large child audience) about a stranger adult hanging out with a kid. this is a perfectly safe and okay thing for other kids to see. this wont give them any bad ideas about what people are safe to be around. surely wont teach kids an inappropriate idea of what a healthy relationship with adults looks like. so but seriously this is terrifying, even if it's fake

[@kennabee8558]

Remember when he terrorized his mother with rotting meat and blood and acting like Jeffrey Dahmer. He was literally pretending to be Jeffrey Dahmer and ruined his mother's life. After a while the dad got in on it too. Really hope it's all fake because if not, I completely understand why she is so angry at him all the time. He would literally hide meat in their house like under the floorboards and shit and just let it rot and it filled the entire house with corpse smell. And he never broke character.

[@gr33ngirlsea]

This was the duck guy?!

[@ObtuseMori]

I beg your pardon 👁👄👁

[@ashknight6696]

cloutchaser brainworms

[@Tyler-ip7mj]

he did.... what

[@FocusedFighter777]

Internet says most men mature only around 45 yrs old....... Still, you can be mature and enjoy anime, video games, figurines etc, just like me (woman): but these guys never evolve...... They cant wipe their own behind..... Irresponsible and delusional until the end.

[@ChunkTheEditor]

Tony is 100% Timmy’s uncle or cousin, and he’s just trying to bait ppl with fake tik toks. The usual exploitation of children for online clout.

[@SheepUndefined]

Still kiiinda worth noting still that 91% of CSA cases are by someone related to the child.

[@kyloisadopted18]

The videos are clearly satire but they need content so they’re looking way to deep into to make it werid

[@SheepUndefined]

@@kyloisadopted18 Dude, it's weird on its own.

[@placeholderdoe]

@@kyloisadopted18 even if this is satire they don’t say that they are, which normalizes the behavior and encourages and glamorizes grooming

[@olive8201]

So true like, those twins the boy was sitting next to were totally his sisters or something like, everyone there is family

[@dontyellatmeimsoft886]

how are the parents still allowing tony to take their child?? they dont know what happens when he takes him. i cant believe they're okay with this when he kidnapped their kid once before for TWO WEEKS. tonys content is usually sexual too, it worries me what happens with that kid

[@WillEatBurritos]

This video feels like foreshadowing… we’ll all be back here in a few years after Tony gets arrested for something awful, and Jarvis will be like “it was jokes but now it’s not 😢”

[@blue4155]

i thought this video would be just goofs and gaffs but some of these tiktoks made me feel genuinely uneasy this kids parents shouldn't be letting him anywhere *near* Tony

[@jasperjazzie]

yeah,,even if all these videos are staged...still so creepy

[@placeholderdoe]

Tony should be in prison, he is definitely a groomer

[@KayleeFarnes]

Why is no one talking about how bizarre it is to take a child to Where The Crawdads Sing?!

[@cyanjackson7689]

RIGHT so strange hoping that part is fair but even if it is why would he even think of it??

[@kesidremel9174]

Yeah that's not really appropriate

[@readtheroom831]

Right!! 😂

[@cryforhelp7270]

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT

[@GmmBeast]

I've never heard of it. What's it about

[@somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924]

Tony is DEFINITELY grooming this kid if it’s not all staged. “Taking a trip”????? Peak creep behavior

[@StroodleTheClown]

yes and now the parents got a restraining order against tony

[@crybabyinred5523]

As a real kidnapper, this man brings shame to the game

[@genericname2747]

As a real kidnapped kid, I agree.

[@FreshConcreteInMyMouth]

As a kidnapper van, I agree

[@ringer1324]

As a literal manifestation of the word kidnapper itself, I agree

[@politehiccup]

As Tony's duck, I agree

[@nobitches9828]

As the kidnappers candy, I agree.

[@thekirstenempire]

This is why I only do real kidnapping, I don’t want to get called out like this!

[@aurelieledet7983]

Whoo hoo, a real one out in the wild. Take me! XD

[@Gwynhyvr]

hol' up-

[@Autumn-eg2nj]

You missed the videos where he checked the kid outta school by lying and said he was his dad! And then the parents filed a restraining order.....ya know, supposedly

[@assasinsjeff]

The things people do for attention these days 🤦‍♂️

[@ona512]

11:40 what a reference

[@DiamantisHell]

Iconic

[@dakat5131]

I thought it was going to be one of those dramatic "omg I was almost kidnapped so scary" type of videos, but it turns out it was actually something weirder.

[@placeholderdoe]

Thought it would be Jaystation faking a kidnapping, not someone posting tutorial videos on grooming a child

[@fuckgandor]

something that i would say is arguably worse. actually, definitely worse. this guy and his/the kid's family fr needs to be investigated.

[@lilmissemi]

Literally under no circumstances would i take a random kid to the movie theater without asking questions

[@jongininikim5219]

yeah, i'm surprised they didn't mention that because who takes a lost kid to the movies instead of asking where his parents are and taking him to the police or sth??

[@lilmissemi]

@@jongininikim5219 idk it's gotta be staged imo 💀

[@jongininikim5219]

@@lilmissemi yea it probably is but it's also a weird thing to stage. if you're gonna stage basically rescuing a lost kid why would you stage it like that?

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

@@jongininikim5219 this is slightly conspiratorial on my part, but I think that those types of "plot holes" are intentional. If something about the story doesn't make sense, it gets a lot more comments because people will want to point out why it doesn't make sense. It's similar to how most social media algorithms pick out content that's likely to be upsetting and enraging, because they know it'll lead to more comments.

[@envy_aeon7432]

especially to where the crawdads sing!! literally thats such a horrible movie to show a young child, theres so many real horrors of the world it portrays :(

[@abigigigail]

7:20 They took him to Where the Crawdads Sing, a movie in which has sex scenes in it. SEX SCENES.

[@superrazor7617]

Tastefully nude scenes ,lets not blow it out of proportion,that movie is not like EUPHORIA levels of “OH WE DOING IT ,DOING IT”

[@heartsforbrenda]

@@superrazor7617Yes but that is a child 😭

[@0verpricedcoffee553]

​@@superrazor7617 the movie's pg 13 that kid look and sounds 8-9

[@carafurry7862]

Timmy is being treated like a puppy that keeps jumping the fence.

[@diegocangetit]

Danny and Jarvis are my favorite duo honestly.......their humor just go so well together

[@godisdead6611]

Any combo of kurtis, Jordan, Danny, drew, and Nick imo is gold and I would cherish more of any

[@timohummel9996]

​@@godisdead6611 chad chad too

[@yeahok8259]

YES Chad Chad is fuckin hilarious

[@camilagrijalva4109]

i love these two sm, their energy is everything.

[@bluebell560]

Jordan crying and sobbing and throwing up rn

[@iiGingiey]

Wow so people really believe that kid was lost for two weeks when he was wearing perfectly clean clothes

[@histranger5808]

True also where do they think he was eating? if he was surviving on scraps, and begging, I reckon someone (not tony obvi) would have called the authorities for an un attended child by now.

[@strawberryfox8819]

Ngl, kinda wouldn't put it past the guy to keep a child hostage for two weeks.

[@amdete8254]

@@histranger5808 normally I agree on this but I never see people call authorities for the homeless kids I see so idk

[@Lily-xg1qq]

And wasn’t extremely malnourished

[@Walker_96365]

Tony supposedly didn’t know the child was missing. That means that he found a child he assumed was at the beach with his family and decided to just take the child to see a movie… the fact that he didn’t know the child was missing makes this attempted kidnapping.

[@ainsleighh]

11:04 too accurate cuz he’s THE dad now!!!🎉🎉

[@HeisenbergFam]

How kind of Jarvis to give a shoutout to unknown KZbinrs like Danny, great duo

[@revilno]

Hi Heisenberg

[@Cera_01]

are u from braking bad

[@furryfucker420]

@@Cera_01 yea

[@PureMagic101]

Glad to see you here Your good taste continues to shine

[@user-fz8mm6uh8p]

@@furryfucker420 omg my favorite BB character Furry F---er420!!!! /s

[@Accyber]

"Ok Michael, you're going to visit uncle Tony! Remember that whenever he makes a tiktok you're Timmy. Don't worry about child exploitation, we'll pay you back in vbucks"

[@maylen9299]

7:52 That boy is to young to watch where the crawdads sing

[@Legobeerusbestfriend]

“Y’all remember that dope little lost kid we found on the beach”

[@Grayson-tk5hn]

tats perfectly terrible

[@vv_147]

In one of the videos Tony pretended to be his dad to pick the kid up early from school and even if it’s staged, that’s so weird. Also his parents apparently got a restraining order against Toby after that (still probably fake but so weird he’s making content off a child)

[@sagescorner256]

I never want to hear Danny read an onlyfans post caption EVER again

[@emo_grinch_440]

Absolutely agree

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

I do! Danny is cute and has a great voice so him reading Onlyfans makes it even better!

[@gabriellegoodwin4422]

I’m so glad someone talked about this because the response when it happened was kind of just “lmao that’s crazy dude” like it isn’t incredibly weird and predatory.

[@deanc8458]

Why is nobody talking about Tony taking Timmy to see Where The Crawdad’s Sing? That movie is *NOT* for kids, especially that age

[@Ray_Vun]

we're gonna end up finding out that kid is actually his and whenever he has them in videos is when he has custody of him

[@strawberryfox8819]

God I hope not.

[@gennaslists]

My instant thought, that’s most likely his child he is co-parenting. Fun weekend at dad’s, time to be in content

[@amdete8254]

@@gennaslists honestly I think any sane person would just be like “hey guys this is my kid in the channel he’s pretty cool” instead of pretending to kidnap the child but, hey. He’s clearly not sane so it’s possible

[@lolclown8133]

I paused my own kidnapping to watch this video

[@huh1327]

thats so funny dude

[@jumpingllama3945]

the alarm at the start of the video genuinely gave me ptsd

[@bisexualblueberry]

3:52 I particularly like their reactions to this one because Jarvis goes in already looking confused and angry and Danny is just nodding along like this isn't his first rodeo

[@lightyears-xo8qb]

both of them talking with each other feels like those two coworkers that knew each other for so long and now they are both on vacation

[@PureMagic101]

Specific and accurate Good work

[@rebelsleighter]

to be honest this collab was urgent

[@badger6882]

urgent af

[@Garf6969]

Urgent afk

[@laurenm3148]

"My brain was so not in the gutter that I didn't even know what he was talking about" PREACH

[@aixenaixen8106]

20:59 making inappropriate references to a kid isnt a good look

[@badger6882]

It's been said, but Danny Gonzalez's face has the uncanny ability to look just left of "pretty boy"

[@biggestastiest]

he IS a pretty boy. a beautiful boy, even.

[@wowiezowie_]

hes so gorgeous

[@Shooketh__]

I always say this, Danny looks like a Greek statue to me. Man is gorgeous.

[@coolboyyo654]

Where The Crawdads Sing is certainly a choice of movie to take a child to

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

It's one of those titles that make no sense. Crawdads are an animal so it sounds like a cute nature documentary or animated musical or something

[@envy_aeon7432]

Nobodys pointing out they took him to see 'where the crawdads sing' which has multiple r-pey scenes and one LITERAL r-pe scene?? also this entire video they posted just looks like grooming, like hey!! itll be fun and safe to go with this random stranger! look at all the fun we're having! ew ew eew edit: 7:40 for context

[@Fayesnotthatcool4398]

I have a heart condition due to severe anxiety. I just had an episode, Jarvis and Danny are my go to to help me through it. Thank you. (Even tho I prob won’t see this lol)

[@karak962]

wishing you the best, I have tachycardia issues and am helped too

[@shreyagyawali4924]

whoever edited this did such a good job

[@kososka]

I'm genuinely concerned for that kid. No matter who he actually is but making these type of TikToks with a shirtless man can't be good for him.

[@jongininikim5219]

yeah same.. even if it's a relative. who let's their kid hang out regularly with a dude that's constantly shirtless, makes inappropriate and weird tiktoks and posts his dick on onlyfans??

[@briar7157]

"Sorry. eye contact is premium content. that's for members only" is my new go-to in all social interactions

[@pastel..tr1nkets]

17:29 my favorite part lmao 😭

[@pepsie7225]

the fact that he showed up to the family's house shirtless really got me off guard i know i should've expected it but oh god i didn't

[@sierrajohnson717]

Jarvis: urgent vid! Child kidnapping prank???! Danny:EMERGENCY VIDEO. PEDRO PASCAL IS IN THE MERGE MANSION COMMERCIALS

[@beefwellington8885]

I used to work at a restaurant in milford, i was a hostess and i remember seating them and my coworkers taking pictures w him.

[@Kelly-if4rz]

10:42 the immediate disgust face after they see the poster is killing me

[@BearJoyner00]

"Where the crawdads sing" doesn't seem like an appropriate movie to take a random small child.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

It's one of those titles that make no sense. Crawdads are an animal so it sounds like a cute nature documentary or animated musical or something

[@Funfetti8348]

I love that the title of this video implies that Jarvis was planning to fake a kidnapping with Danny

[@vivimannimarcos125]

Alright so i think we all feel the same about these parents giving their child to hang out alone with this celebrity and letting said celebrity give the child gifts and exposing them to inappropriate content

[@taylorlapira9109]

Hey Jarvis, remember that weird Australian health dude from a while back that criticised like everything? Maybe check in on him. He seems to be digging himself a super deep hole saying he sleeps with 16 year Olds and makes them sign an NDA so they can't talk about it