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[@crystellight]

Pretty sure the birdcage/hoop skirt doesn’t have leg holes - your legs are supposed to go in the middle, so the whole thing sits higher and the “legs” of the cage sit on either side of your hips….but it was fun to watch!

[@hannah57]

I suspect the same. That way she could pull it up to the right height and it wouldn't be so scratchy

[@TheGamingDroid9000]

exactly, came here to say the same thing, the straight inner straps rest on the outside of the legs to hold the skirt up

[@pandapumpkin8610]

Yea they do not have leg wholes but your adorable 🩵💜💚

[@dawntigga]

You are correct

[@enk7169]

​@@pandapumpkin8610Wholes 😂

[@OliviaXPLR]

Pov: im watching this at 4:26 in the morning. So beginning of the vid compliment was just rlly funny to me hahaha. I love you kris❤ 0:32

[@amandahugginkiss61]

Okay, so definitely wear the face shield glasses when using the rubber ball/headband device.

[@Gacha_Jessie63]

I order from Temu in England and it’s amazing I guess it’s different in America

[@sambr4578]

I like tumu I get get stuff off of there I'm pleased with it.

[@DakotaBarber_25]

Day 1 of calling Kris the prettiest and nicest ❤

[@Unknownhehe18]

7:53 me up at 5 am dying laughing 😂😂😂💀 ❤️

[@blurocketeer]

Kris the thumbnail for this video made you look so victorian, I haven't seen the entirety of the video yet but I did NOT recognize you at all because of it lmao. Ok back to watching the video!

[@The-1.and-Only-Dino]

OMG I NEED THAT SHIRT

[@Truhsty]

She called out DJs and she was absolutely correct

[@TruongsVids]

0:33 😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥best intro so far!!

[@BJBUnicorn]

0:03 it’s ok Kris we all have those days you don’t need to apologize

[@Scary-cat15]

That’s a lie I’m in bed and not had a shower in days because I’m lazy😢.

[@Kit-oo3py]

On your comment from the beginning I haven't showered in a week I was camping

[@jaynine6136]

You have literally become Caleb

[@Saimeren]

Just a heads up! For finding cameras in hotel rooms, just turn all the lights off and open the camera on your phone. Your phone's camera can pick up infra-red light. So if you look around the room with it you'll see bright lights from the infra-red light given off by the hidden camera. You don't need any kind of weird special device to keep yourself safe. Your phone can do it for you. Stay safe out there.

[@dietotaku]

THIS needs to be pinned!

[@milaleblanc7616]

This comment is very underrated and needs more likes!

[@bahngchanz]

Tysm!!!

[@mialicious87]

Sweetbeans that's good to know 😊 thanks for sharing that lil tip 👍🏼

[@slinkywhippet]

Thank you for this excellent info ❤ Now everyone spread the word as everyone needs to know about this!

[@kat13331]

3:04 so the “leg holes” are not leg holes you’re supposed to have your legs in between between those if that makes sense so that the bands are on the outside of your leg

[@angrymuppet4209]

Came to the comments to say this same thing. Lol

[@sophiamapp228]

"It's just pregnancy hips" -Kallmekris 🤣🤣🤣

[@sophiamapp228]

I GOT HEART FROM KALLMEKRIS YIPPEE

[@sophiamapp228]

It's going to be ok :)

[@tjn626]

Im so ded😂😂😂

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

The struggle is real yet informative

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

​@@Amélie20159 Ne soyez pas triste, tout va bien ici sur la chaîne de KallmeKris.

[@kelsiidaviess]

Been really wanting the Fashionable Balloon Gothic 3 Hoop Petticoat Black/White Baroque Style Skirt Support, Hollow-Out Birdcage Design Underskirt Accessory For Dresses. Thanks for tryin it on for the team 🥲💀

[@EllaStar-dr5gl]

Hi I love u kelsi ❤

[@deflatedstrawb]

Hey kelsi! ❤

[@user-ci3zv9oh9h]

She put it on wrong. You're not supposed to put your legs through it. The cages sit on your sides

[@HannahBroadwayStar]

Hi Kelsi!!!!!! Ur one of my fav creators along with Kris and Celina!! The fans want a collab!!!!!!!!!

[@Issy_the_Editor]

OMG HI KELSI. :)

[@Killerqueen871]

Hi!! Historian and reenactor here! To answer your question about the pannier (the not quite hoop skirt thing) yes that is the wrong shape. If they were trying to do 18th century baroque fashion, yes that would need to be up higher. It should make the hips look like you're smuggling a flat screen tv.

[@liljozeebob411]

I mean, she is also wearing it wrong bc ur not supposed to put your legs in the the thing she claimed was the "leg holes"

[@Killerqueen871]

@@liljozeebob411 that is also true

[@GenXfrom75]

😂😂

[@vallaryculver4638]

I have never had my stuff from temu come in looking like that and everything I have goten hasn't been crappy. Also I haven't had my boxes come in looking like that either where were open. Idk why yours did

[@DumplinX-x]

She also put it on wrong

[@DJILMarioBros_]

Claim your “OG KallMeKris Fan” Ticket right here🏆

[@DJILMarioBros_]

Don't translate...😠 भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु………….

W

[@notwinkytheelf562]

I have seen you everywhere lol

[@iLoveGarlicAndHerbDip]

Me!

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Claimed! Let's go

[@ViviHalt-nu2vp]

Day 20 of calling Kris Beautiful

[@notwinkytheelf562]

you only have 14 comments on this channel

[@Starwarsgeek817]

Dang you got called out😂

[@AutumnpearlOfficial]

@@notwinkytheelf562 how do you know?

[@ajdurham9775]

​@@AutumnpearlOfficial click on their profile picture and it'll say how many times they commented on this channel

[@crowlynna]

​@@AutumnpearlOfficialyou click on the name and it says how many comments they wrote on this channel.

[@CMGG_DelightfulLW]

Try the dress one at the beginning again!! Don’t put you legs into the different sections, rather step in between them and then you can pull it up higher and it will sit more like a circle around you xx

[@gbear123]

The way Kris struggles with reading instructions and unpacking products is so relatable and cracks me up every time! 😅

[@angelikaolscher7104]

Damn these instructions 😂😂😂

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Its not so "fragile" after all lol

[@Dunybrook]

I don't get it. Just read the instructions already. Almost makes me wonder if some of these products would actually work if used properly.

[@JohnJeyaPratama]

If you are wondering why temu is so cheap. I'm just gonna say one word: Slavery.

[@nytashaandersen]

And they steal and sell your information as well as store cards. ​@@JohnJeyaPratama

[@marajensen]

girl if that’s what you look like without much makeup on you should be a model

[@KAMI_kk_NARI]

Fr fr

[@motobyktoe]

FRRRR you so pretty Kris!!!

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

It's ok to feel some sort of way, nothing to be judged about on that

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Everything always tends to be alright at the end of the day

[@bluelovesdrawings]

REALLL OMG HOW

[@JessicaBrooks-pp6fl]

Kris: Complimenting us Me: No makeup, messy hair, pajamas. She still makes me smile though :)

[@juliannacdb]

0:02 don't say that about yourself Kris 😢❤ we love you no matter what and you'll always be beautiful

[@irkovi]

I luv your pfpppp

[@irkovi]

And name omggg

[@laurahooper7609]

She's beautiful even without makeup

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Its alright! We always tend to go through good and bad days throughout our daily lives

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

It happens to the best of us as humans

Kris, you are my comfort KZbinr. You've helped me cheer up when I'm feeling down, I'd give you a award for being the best!

[@SUGAs_Shadow85]

That pillow you had is an inflatable cervical correction pillow. Chiropractors sell them. They definitely work. It relieves pressure off the cervical spine. While a bit uncomfortable, they can relieve tension migraines. I have one. Use it for 20 mins and it pushes your head and holds it up off the spinal cord for a bit.

[@nivision]

needs more likes, I'm immediately getting one. have cervical degeneration and tension migraines both, probably overlapping, somebody really should've told me sooner.

[@Grace37872]

Yeah my dad has this and he loves it for that

[@shjl4593]

But it goes on before inflating which helps the feeling of movement/stretch.

[@Scary-cat15]

I know😊

[@elijacerkute733]

i have bought some things of temu and so far it was all good quality, i bought hoodies, leggings, wires, art supplies, nail glue, lights, decoration and more

[@jadebass-qc6of]

Same! Never had a problem I feel like she looked up the worse sellers and just ordered those. She hates temu so….

[@EvelynRobinson22]

@@jadebass-qc6ofpeople want to hate the products coz of how bad china’s sweatshops and slave labor is, but a lot of the products are decent quality & no different to what’s sold on Amazon for more than double the price

[@Arianna.P303]

but the reason people don’t buy from temu is because of the sweatshops and slave labour. a lot of fast fashion or other websites like this use sweatshops. ex: shein

[@SUGAs_Shadow85]

@@EvelynRobinson22 yet still made by sweatshops

[@EvelynRobinson22]

@@SUGAs_Shadow85 i know, but my point is they will blindly by the same products for more money elsewhere without knowing how ethical they actually are. Most people can't be bothered sourcing ethical products and just assume coz it's from a well known/more expensive retailer that it's all above board

[@TH3_JVGGL4]

WAKE UP CHILDREN, THE QUEEN HATH POSTED

[@NOX_AND_PLUTO]

I HATH AWAKEN 🫡

[@Gray_GrumpyFrog]

I hath awaken

[@Pennyrocks42]

honestly thats exactly what i think!!

[@ZozoCabrera]

I’m awake

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

"Gather up my children cause right now is KallmeKris reads screens"

[@THEKRiSTeLLaH]

I will do 1 Push up for every like that this comment gets..💀

[@slay_shrek_material_shrek]

Drop down and do 35!! Move! Move! Move!

[@stephaniebradbury7556]

36!

[@Lover142-sg1wz]

37 NOW!

[@Nobody-kn0w5]

41

[@tomrii]

shut up w these comments.

[@Griffin_Bear]

You say all these mean things about yourself but you are still just as beautiful. My friend walked past as soon as I started the video and their first reaction was “Woahhh so pretty. WAIT. THATS KALL ME KRIS!!!” You are pretty inside and out.

[@MiriamCanarina]

Gurl, same. I haven’t brushed my hair in weeks, I haven’t gone out, and I’m lying in bed.

[@KAMI_kk_NARI]

I swear that's me rn

[@lanoosaurusrex]

Me too 😭

[@here2watch08]

Hope you're doing ok

[@roxanelvgsch]

Take care, all of you! One step at a time!

[@BEANZ.n.CHEZ.]

Kris: I look gross Kris a minute later: *looks absolutely stunning*

[@WillLedgerMusic]

Struggling with depression and mania today. You have made me smile. Thank you.

[@jillsarah7356]

Yes it’s a neck stretcher! I have one and it’s great. You put it on and then pump it, it gently stretches your neck. Then you leave it on for 10-20 mins. It also helps you relax your shoulders. It’s great

Claim your “OG KallMeKris Fan” Ticket right here 🏆

[@Br0ken1nside.]

The second I saw the face shield I thought, "FrUiT FLiEs" "AAaaahhh WassUP DudE"

[@angelaarnold4255]

I watched this video yesterday. I’m a Temu Addict. I wish I could kick the habit. But I love paper, pens, journal making supplies. Temu knows what I like. Anyway. I’ve never seen any of these crazy products before. So imagine my surprise…. Today I was watching another channel I like. THEY WERE PLAYING WITH THAT THING YOU STRAP ON YOUR HEAD AND HIT THE BALL CONTINUOUSLY. THEY WERE PRETTY GOOD. ANYWAY, I thought it was funny that they used this the day after you did. Their channel is Elsa Rae and Barron. So fun. Lol

[@ilaughatmyownjkes]

I like how squishy it is. That’s what she said Thank you for your time

[@Where_are_the_dang_avocados]

Day 5 of asking Kris to dress up as an old man and knock on Caleb’s door convincing him that she is an old man

[@adrianaedin9674]

What

[@ScarlettCapuano]

She should

[@Where_are_the_dang_avocados]

@@adrianaedin9674 I’m asking for her to dress up as an old man and knock on Caleb’s door so that he thinks that Kris is actually an old man

[@Kaniner_i_skogen]

Yes plis

[@SydneyMcDonough]

Fast forward to Kris outside tending her chickens in that blue dress, a white apron, carrying a basket, and that giant floppy hat! 😆 "Welcome to the new live action Beauty and the Beast!!!"

I love your videos can you do a video with cooking normal food BLINDFOLDED?

[@ashleylemaster2975]

for the crinoline at the beginning you need multiple petticoats (2-3) to give it the fluff and puffiness you are looking for. I'm a civil war reenactor and crinolines/hoops are fun to wear when they are at their best

[@RelaxingPlatypus39]

My mom was talking about crinolines when she was head costumer for a recent school play. Everyone made fun of her for using the word, but…that’s what they are lmao. Glad there are still other people using that word! It seems to be fading in use! ❤

[@agiel7791]

I don't think it was an 1800's style crinoline, I think it was supposed to be a later 1700's hip bolsters style, but she didn't get it on quite right. It was funny, though.

[@mylilwiener_shenzi]

she put hem on like pants❤

[@T_Barb]

I don’t think it was leg holes? You wear it on the outside, right? Idk. Lol

[@Thatgeekycanadian]

Those were panniers , not a crinoline, the only time they were worn in the 19th century was in Queen Charlotte‘s court, but otherwise they were a product of the 1700s and produce a wide hip look whereas a crinoline was only invented in the mid 1800’s

[@zarahcuchara_mendoza]

13:09 Riley's new weapon. 😁

[@LillyKLMiles]

Under rated comment

[@LittleBodyBigFanGirl]

This deserves more likes 😂

[@theslothman9859]

Kris apologizing for wearing less makeup and not brushing her hair: Meanwhile it's well into the afternoon and I'm still laying in bed with bed head, eating my second giant rice krispy.

[@matthewskids3986]

Hah 😆

[@HelloitzmeEve]

Relatable, and she still looks amazing

[@The-Name-Is-A]

Kris you still be slaying! You’re gorgeous 💅! (Just realized that Pete looks like he’s about to tell a ghost story 🤣)

[@Babaybumpkin]

Kris- “looking top brand” Me in my sweatpants and messy bun and just woke up 😂

[@spople315]

Me too buddy, me too😂

[@stzrrz]

Kallmekris uploading is the highlight of my day

[@Dravasky]

I love Temu, I’ve never had any issues with anything I’ve ordered. If you do a little looking into the item you’re ordering, you’ll be fine! If you’re ordering dumb stuff, you get what you get 😂

[@CrewAnne87]

4:20 OMG the Fruit fly ! 😂 (Sci-Fi Kris)

[@jenellenelson4447]

AHHH I knew it recognized it! 😂

[@Amethyst_Za_Cat]

Nah, that’s an among us character

[@Braelynn-t8j]

I've never really noticed how gorgeous kris Blue Eyes really are. Until they hit the light. Kris is absolutely stunning!!

[@AditiNitesh]

I love you Kris. Ive been sorta stuck to my bed for a few weeks. That intro made me smile tbh.

[@DylanCam.]

2:42 Yes, the shape is a little... umm.... wrong 😅

[@ElizaBlankenship-uo2fm]

Kris- “the head massager was 12.99” Jay- Nu uh, it’s 8.99😁

[@miraculouslystrange]

30 SECONDS AGO!!!!!! The ace Ventura meme caught me of guard the shape feels wrong

[@alysonroll2]

Ngl I'm pretty sure I saw the other black "pad" thingy from the migraine tool fall off into ur lap lol😂😂 I love ur videos and they always make my day😊😊❤❤

[@urmom.hastheFlare]

The whole sequence with the punching balls has sent me, I'm literally cackling lmao 🤣

[@rachaelgibson2330]

Me too too also!! 😉😂 @7:30 she had a good streak going! I busted out laughing, and I scared my daughter that's beside me! 🤣 Kris keeps me laughing, daily!! 🫶🏻🧡

[@Villan8lle]

Then there's a quick "Quality Content" text there and I'm just dead from laughing too much 🤣

[@0SerbianWarCriminal0]

the end got me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@urfav..1ay-1ay]

Anytime I feel down. I go to kris, celina, or sam and colby because they fr make me so happy. Kris - her compliments and being funny. Celina - her spookiness and her peranormal. Sam and colby - obv they spooky and funny, and they collaborate with celina and kris❤

[@vancejohnson3405]

I think you should do a video of 100 years of Popular Women's Fashion. 1 outfit from Each Decade starting with the 1920s.

[@His_name_is_spartie_thesinkcat]

12:03

[@Faith-u5o]

Tysm

[@XtheLostGen]

Have you ever dreamed of robbing a Kum & Go but didn't have anything stylish to hide your face? Who hasn't? Now Temu's making our dreams come true with the face shield! So cool everyone will stop and stare. So natural everyone will assume you're an off duty Fallout knight. Every face shield comes with a money back guarentee. If you get caught, we will refund the purchase price directly into your commisary account. Act now and we'll throw in a toothbrush shiv at no extra charge.

[@ElenaV.1314]

😂😂😂

[@DS24444]

“Refund the purchase price directly into your commissary account” 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m so dead

[@nhendphotog]

K&G?!? A fellow midwesterner?!?

[@courtneymarti8199]

This comment is the best thing I've seen all week. 😂

[@XtheLostGen]

@@nhendphotog Not by birth, but I lived in Arkansas for 9 years. How 'bout you? And does "nh" in your tag refer to New Hampshire?

[@JACKIElovesBLUE]

Same girl same!! Haven't showered in days. 🤣☠️🤣☠️🩵💙🩵💙

[@Alb7589]

"I guess its just like a strap on...shut up" -kall me kris , 2024 5:56 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@breahzelbubkunda]

I'm in Australia and i have never had a problem with Temu all packages come in perfect condition and it all really good quality.

[@karenlilley1770]

Same but had to return half the the order and it arrived with damaged packaging but that could have happened in transit so . 🤷

[@justinankar]

They're usually air mailed, so they do come in varying condition. I've had some come perfectly untouched, and other smashed like Kris had. Just depends on how the package handlers treat it. Sometimes they just hurl all your packages into the plane undercarriage like rocks and other times they pack them precisely.

[@weirdwolf818]

Same (except. Canada here). I love buying stuff for my dog, she has a bunch of clothes and necklaces from Temu.

[@greghackbarth8569]

I live in texas and yeah perfect condition and quality!

[@Ella._.claireee]

Krissss you look SOOO good with no/a lil makeup YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT!🤍🥺🤗

[@Alliegator365]

I love your videos can you do a video with cooking normal food BLINDFOLDED?

[@Berrypiez]

2:06 kris… you’re not supposed to put your legs in those two holes, youre supposed to only use the middle part around your waist 😭 that way it gets more filling ig 😂

[@_Idk_Edits_]

This comment needs to be pinned😭

[@tiffanymarie2794]

It absolutely SENDS ME when the temu tutles for products are so long just like Amazon too🤣😭😭

[@kitkat794]

8:20 Anyone else notice the "it was 12 dollars and 99 cents" with the visual of "$8.99"?

[@Taylorswifty3]

FR

[@EvieandJojo]

I saw it

[@leenawicklund1408]

Yeah

[@Lanafan-w5e]

With the punching ball thing u need practice for kick man in the ball when they look at u 😮🤼‍♂️

[@PinkiVr-Official]

That will most definitely work

[@RandomFreak52]

I actually love Temu, my orders came with great packaging and it was good quality. My issues are the wait time and the fact the quality may be worse if your supplier isn’t good.

[@SUGAs_Shadow85]

That and they take your info and sell it to China. They are like TikTok in that way.

[@Cherryata]

17:24 kris im watching this at 1am and i cant tell if i have sleep deprivition or you do look like a f_cking flower

[@nickiedwards4314]

Yes 😭 and I'm also watching at 1am 😭😭😭

[@violets_cutie]

I love her so much she’s such a sweet and kind person 😭😭💗💗

[@warriorgrl2268]

4:07 sums up jojo siwa lol

[@HaniaXadoptme]

True lol!

[@sora.44]

As somebody from Texas with Bipolar weather I understand 4:00 😂😂 We all love you Kris and no matter what you look like, makeup, no makeup, hair brushed, or not, YOU ARE OUR QUEEEEN ❤

[@LillyKLMiles]

KRIS NO MATTER HOW MUCH U DONT BRUSH UR HAIR OR PUT MAKEUP ON U STILL LOOK AMAZING 🤩

[@bethysbarn]

I love the ridiculous titles and that you read all of it out 😂😂😂 the delivery clip was so accurate! I’m pretty sure that that’s what the post office does here in the UK with any parcel marked ‘fragile’ 😂 that migraine thing doesn’t work at all, I also have awful migraines and have a tonne of pills every day for it and I tried it just in case but it does nothing and just crushes your hand 😂 the balls and dj set cracked me up, especially when you whipped that dragon thing with the ball 😂😂😂 I just love your humour ❤❤❤

[@lucitheduckking]

EVERYONE SHUT UP. THE QUEEN HAS POSTED. Kris you look absolutely lovely, i haven’t washed my hair in like 4 days either🫣. but i want to thank you for always brightening my day, and for all the laughs. you also gave me the courage to cut my own hair, and everyone loves it so thank you for that! we all love you Kris, and hope you have an amazing day❤❤❤

[@_Moon_blitz_]

0:24 ma'am how do I look good I am still in bed 🫢🫣

[@SaphyreWOFandWCUE]

Same-

[@Dusty_123]

Kris again has never failed to entertain us! An absolute Legend!!! Also I have a serial killer for you to research! His name was Richard Rameriez, aka: the Night Stalker (1960-2013). If you have already done a video of him, then that's fine! But I feel like most documentries out only focus on the detectives and NOT the killer himself. So if you see this comment, please do a video!

[@Awesomeman14]

Quit playing with your Balls 7:20 Sorry Had to

[@modeters44]

Kris: I have chronic migraines Me: a day without headaches/migraines is the day I die!

[@klarabear430]

8:07 Why does it say 8.99 on the screen when she said 12.99? Lol

[@Walmart_Bag-x3g]

My top favorite KZbinrs are kmk oompa and Celina, literally so sweet and genuine I love these humans❤️❤️❤️

[@katricepurisima]

Not Kris discovering the covid faceshield 😭😂 which is so full circle cause I found her channel during covid years ❤

[@thewolf2248]

SHE POSTED🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 I'M SUCH A BIG FAN❤❤yeah I think the shapes wrong too for that hip thing-

[@catwell88]

16:41 is that mannequin possessed by satan?? Wtf? 😂

[@idariscruz4011]

The neck pillow thing is to stretch your neck and it really helps with the pain because my husband has it and I have used it and it’s good tho!

[@Big_biskieplayz]

Wake up the queen has posted

[@Camoo936]

Yes✨️✨️

[@Hello-tb9vq]

I had my playback speed on 2x and for some reason it was really funny when her video played in 2X😂😂

[@PaolaPonce-ec7tm]

Love kris compliments!!! Virtual hugs for Kris!!!!!!!!!!

[@a.veryrandom.person]

14s ago!!?!!??!

[@prettyflowergirl9412]

OMG ❤

[@prettyflowergirl9412]

She made a new one

[@racheleking7271]

Congrats you are the first commenter 🎉🎉

[@Eleanoragrace2011]

Hey, I just wanted to share on this video, because Kris has helped me through one of my darkest times, that I am still struggling with. I would also like to see if any of y'all have gone through anything like this So I became insecure ab my body and thought that I was super fat from when I was ab 7 or 8. The reason being tbag one of the nicest boys who I knew moved away and we were "dating" and then he told me that he didn't like me anymore bc he had found a girl at his new school who was and I quote "less overweight than you" the thing is, I wasn't overweight bc I went to the doctors a bit after that. At that time I was tall for my age and I had assets. So according to all that also accounting for the fact that my hair is ab 2lbs, I was a normal weight for my age. My brother who was ab 20lbs lighter was considered overweight bc he was shorter and didn't have assets or long hair. That made me feel even more overweight than I already thought I was and that has stayed with me. It didn't get super bad untill 5th grade when I had that narcissistic friend who would call me fat and ugly all the time, and it got super bad. Like to the point where I litterly skipped breakfast most days. Thing is I never recovered from that and so during all that yr I would skip breakfast and sometimes lunch. Therefor my body built a tolorance to not eating a lot, and I already had a tolerance for not drinking water so that ain't a good combo. Anyway, I still haven't recovered from that so I'm rlly willing to give up lunch if I feel more insecure that day, hence the reason that I sometimes give ppl my lunch. Like I still usually don't have breakfast and when someone asks I just pass it off as not having time. Which is also y I don't usually feel hungry. So that's fun!! It's kinda sad bc I'll think tbag I'm doing good then suddenly one day I don't feel like eating bc I feel fat Some days I still give up lunch and almost everyday I don't eat breakfast. On most Saturdays I don't eat till ab 3pm bc I don't feel hungry till then. Thanks for listening/reading my rant. Kmk is one of the saving graves in my life as watching her videos have given me laughs when I feel like crying.

[@anthonywilson1077]

LOVED how just a hint of Nona came out when you tried on the uh...ahem..."hat".

[@Swisszard]

That neck pump pillow thing actually really helps with my compressed discs in my upper spine.

[@benl.ofthegamecatarmy]

Yeah but it's kinda like those inflating life-vests: you're supposed to put them on before you inflate them😂

[@AshChiCupcak]

​@@benl.ofthegamecatarmyThat reminds me of the old school Foamy the squirrel episode with the Kevorkian scarf. I'm sure that's a dated reference no one remembers 😂

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Keeping "afloat" throughout the video for us 😭

[@nivision]

everybody correcting her on the hoop skirt thing: the cheap downside of Temu here is a decent brand would come with instructions. it's part of the down side of any kind of technology bought there, the other goes deep into cybersecurity forests where items plugged into a computer are found to be doing things in the background they shouldn't need to be doing. that's the actual historical reason for the anxiety over TikTok info collecting, this isn't the opsec community's first go round, they got rightfully paranoid about non-tech-savvy government employees (aka 99% of them) plugging that cheap sketchy tech into their work computers thinking they were just charging it.

[@evergween-uq9ck]

Kris is literally my favorite KZbinr ever ❤❤❤

[@idaveje383]

Girl you're glowing!✨️ Beautiful with or without makeup!💖