Trying The DUMBEST 5 Minute Crafts

[@kallmekris]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS ❤❤❤ LOVE YOU AND APPRECIATE YOU BEING HERE!!🥰 Have some chocolate and get cozy

[@Iamshaunray]

you too kris love you❤

[@Its-the-real-eyeless-jack]

I’m a huge fan Kris I love your videos💗

[@Ramon_nN1alt]

happy valentines day and lupercalia!!!

[@justinfelt748]

You too, Kris! And your smile gives me tingles!😊😀😙💙💙💙💙💙💙🇺🇸🌷💜💜💜💜💜💜😊🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇👍

[@TheStarsInYourEyes-143]

LUV U TOO KRIS!!! HAPPT VALENTINE'S DAY ❤❤❤

[@johnl4464]

So the thing that we learned is not that one minute craft has good fashion advice, but that Kris can literally rock ANY outfit

[@--flora-fnaf---]

Yes

[@rinthepotato2931]

100% agree she looks good in anything.

[@christycrockett7166]

Facts

[@Julie-ts12]

Fr

[@Unknownpersonnx]

I HAVE THE POWER TO GET YOU TO 1k LIKES AND I DID

[@maryquitecontrary9669]

"youre a sexy burrito" may be my most favorite positive self talk and i will be adopting it

[@Duckandfrog1109]

Yesss🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯

[@tracilord4854]

We Need this on a V-Neck T-Shirt Please!

[@doglover_767]

Yes 🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯🌯

[@YorM0m207]

lol same

[@unknowuser1843]

Haven't gotten to that part of the video yet, but its insanely funny read in a Mexican accent

[@pollyapril]

"no, your a sexy burrito get up!" one of the best compliments i've heard. love you kris

[@Anitka-wg3mm]

yes so right

[@sHaM-fd4gc]

Fr it's giving Brandon rogers

[@frideverden2310]

Haha found it😂❤ 2:24

[@Cookiedoggy3545]

@@sHaM-fd4gc😂

[@nikkismall1589]

i love the "Jay gimme a beat" and he's just like "don't even worry i gotchu"

[@Esmio06]

Hoping one episode she asks him to drop the bass :)

[@KitsuyuutsuR]

I was sitting here, crying, because my husband and I just sent our one dog over the rainbow bridge. Her name was Miko, she was a red Shiba Inu we had for 14 years since she was a puppy. She was ill and we were hoping to get her through the holidays. She lasted a bit longer, but she couldn’t go any longer. Happy Valentine’s, right? So I came on KZbin, teary eyed, and this was the first video in my feed. Thank God, I said to myself, Kris always makes me laugh. I didn’t laugh as hard as usual, but I did laugh and smile. Thanks Kris for making my horrible day a little less bleak. ❤

[@TheTornAbyyss]

@T.el.eg.ram-RealMissKallmekris it’s fake, joined 7 minutes ago, no subs, no vids, and says telegram in its name

[@janaistudio]

On the 27th of December I had to say goodbye to my baby of eleven years, the sweetest baby ever, and I did the exact same thing, I came to youtube and this wonderful human made me smile when everything around me felt broken, your darling is in no more pain, and happily looking down on you, I bet they were such a good doggo, happy valentines day my friend, you loved them until the very end.

[@xplr_ghosthunting]

im so sorry for your loss

[@yoyohayli]

Thinking of you and your sweet baby over the Rainbow Bridge ❤❤❤

[@Preppy.cowgirl12]

I hope your little doggo is playing with new found friends running along the rainbow bridge. Miko is happy and feels no more pain. Prayers for you. (And virtual hugs)

[@AppleJuice15]

kris can rock anything. even a grocery bag top was STUNNING ON HER! it’s because she’s so pretty. love you kris❤️

[@MusketeerGweneth]

3:53 Yes it does make you look like a dork, Kris, an adorable dork. You're just so adorkable. ☺

[@cherylmalkerson2466]

Door

[@frankvizen5480]

She said door😂😂

[@Motherly_love]

Kris: *moves, breathes, exists* Me: THAT, RIGHT THERE, PERFECTION!

[@Rebecca-vu4bo]

😂

[@Cat_lover-gg3lz]

AGREED!!

[@Rebecca-vu4bo]

@@Cat_lover-gg3lz yess

[@Motherly_love]

​@Rebecca-vu4bo she is just yes

[@Rebecca-vu4bo]

@@Motherly_love yes no words xx

[@Midnight15Lover]

Elderly ppl: What are you doing for valentines? Me: Imma stay home and watch Kris try 5 minute craft fashion ideas for 20 minutes

[@patriciamurfitt4590]

So far I am having a bad back day but my daughter and I are going to watch project runway together. We got behind and love that show 😅

[@Mhalover4life]

Same

[@desireeg]

Same thing

[@egodeathalone]

More like non single people ask that...not elderly people 🤣

[@NaeniaNightingale]

@@egodeathalone Sane couples don’t need a special day every year to express their love to each others. If they do then they have no clue what love is.

[@XxM1SS_R0BL0XxX]

“ I.am.a.fashion.model.” Is my new favorite quote 😂❤

[@Psivox69]

The greatest compliment you could ever receive, you even made 5 minutes craft look good.

[@angelawintering6201]

The ending “I CANT GET IT OFF” was possibly the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard in my life 😂😂😂😂

[@ghostminghostn]

It doesn't relate to me at all. Honestly, I'm like so damn tall and I get stuck at nothing. I'm not even lying once. I went into this tiny little drawer I barely fit, but it worked😂😂😂😂

[@Alex_G570]

Hey Kris, yesterday I had to put my dog of 15 years to sleep and it's been so tough ever since. So, I really appreciate seeing a video from you today. I really needed it so thank you so much. You are such an inspiration and you always find a way to make me smile. I love you Kris ❤

[@Rebecca-vu4bo]

Aw are u ok

[@Alex_G570]

@@Rebecca-vu4bo No not at all

[@janetcallanan7020]

Dang so sorry don't worry all dogs go to heaven

[@BrianAndresScott]

Oh no I'm so sorry for your loss ❤

[@katwitanruna]

May the memories of love outweigh the grief of loss.

[@newpathtreasures]

Out the gate making a yoga mat look incredible, the words "you'd look good in anything" or "you make anything look good" are an understatement when it comes to you, Kris. A damn yoga mat!! Come on!!! Outstanding!

[@torimbfs]

Kris could walk a runway in the yoga mat and I wouldn't question anything. It's giving high fashion vibes.

[@Doubledoodlersdrawing]

Kris is so funny and kind and she hearts nearly every comment !I hope you cannel explodes!

[@savanna255]

"Your a sexy burrito" - Kris "what are your wearing? Styrofoam:)" - kris "I think it makes me look more like a door but it's a fashionable structured door" -kris Happy Valentines Day ❤ and I love your videos they always make me smile and laugh. :)

[@Sam_And_Colby1497]

Can I just say how much Kris has saved me, I am probably speaking for a lot of people in this little paragraph, but Ik that so many people want to say thank you to Kris, U have been there for everyone even when they are at their lowest. I don't think that I could ever thank u enough.❤❤❤

[@Senorabond]

Kris is one of the only creators I'll actually listen to during the sponsor part bc she makes it fun and entertaining.

[@SpeedwayGaming]

you should watch Colinfurze, there has never been a single time he's made anything boring

[@milkshake447]

Daniel Trasher makes skits about his ads that’s fun too

[@ILOVEGARFIELDDDRAHH]

Also I’m brandonfarris makes his sponsors and vids fun and funny

[@BrendanMcElwaine]

Same I think so too

[@GLang_E]

Do we want to see Kris wrapped in metal foil again? Yes we do But more importantly we want to see her be happy

[@Doubledoodlersdrawing]

70 likes and no replies? Lemme fix it

[@whatevergoose7098]

12:10 “Why can’t I fit anything over my broad German shoulders?” I felt that on a personal level 😭

[@Liané-o8p]

I'm south African and can only wear oversized t shirts in 35°c weather and tank tops don't work since my body is uneven AF

[@cherylwolfe-milner8427]

Same..

[@MillieRiddle-r1w]

Ich weiß richtig

[@Danigirl125]

I’m built like a linebacker with a great ass😂😂😂

[@whatevergoose7098]

@@MillieRiddle-r1w Du bekommst es

[@rachelcabot3365]

Kris’s makeup always looks so incredible. Am I the only one who would love a makeup routine video and seeing how she makes it all look so smooth?? :)

[@Suemarti]

"No, you're a sexy burrito" I felt that anytime I have to go out and socialize😂❤❤❤ please please wear this beautiful dress in public lol😂😂

[@fortynights1513]

That was a funny line

[@Sudacast3am]

yes. WEAR IT

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

The most sincerely hilarious line of 2024

[@robloxdudes3755]

I swear auntie kris is the best the way she makes me smile for the first time in a while ❤😊

[@sugastangerines8099]

Kris has the most cheerful and upbeat personality everr...Her goofy shenanigans always light up my mood! Lots of love❤

[@sarahsims5607]

Please do this sometime with Celina!! Both of you are hilarious and your vibes together would be immaculate with 5 min crafts...

[@caljones]

YESSSSS

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

That's be a great idea

[@mirandaandrews2872]

I would probably wet myself laughing but i wouldn't care🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@scoobydoo6986]

There is no one that has a sense of humor like Kris does. No matter how I am feeling, she always makes me laugh.

[@carlmullerlane]

8:17: Gotta admit, that "top" looks great on you. It's INCREDIBLY flattering, especially when you consider it's just a cut up pair of pants. Was not expecting that. You actually look REALLY good in it! 👍😍

[@marlomarlo1208]

I love how every time Kris tries something on, it always looks so good on her. Being able to pull off a yoga mat and rock it is just 🤌

[@lesliehunter6664]

The yoga mat with the red hair is definitely giving blossom from powderpuff girls in the best ways❤

[@good-gollie-hollie]

OMG! I totally see it!!!

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Aesthetically impressive 👌

[@ariellalabe2246]

I’m convinced Kris can rock ANYTHING. Girl, I don’t care about your insecurities and how you think you’re flat, YOU ARE B E A U T I F U L!!!

[@ZolixtheSpaceGodess]

MAKE IT QUEEN!❤you always make my day❤PLS ANOTHER COLLAB WITH SAM AND COLBY PLSSSSSSSSSSSS😂❤

[@serenehazes]

How is it that you make a yoga mat look stunning? I have no words. Happy Valentines day Kris!

[@lilianestrickland3938]

honestly i love how after so much stress and hard ache everything is starting to work out for you in such a good way like you have a befriend that makes you so happy and you seem so at peace with yourself and that is just so cool to see how all of as sudden it is all falling into place and i love to see that happening to anybody.

[@d1viinestr]

Kris needs a compliment: Kris is special Kris is important Kris is kind Kris is clever Kris is funny Kris is brave Kris is tough Kris is strong Kris makes all of us really happy Kris is the best🙌

[@Slinkydo7]

“Why won’t anything fit over my broad German shoulders 😭” 🤣🤣 12:11

[@elsamartin353]

You’re the prettiest door I’ve ever seen Kris 💀💀❤️❤️ 3:56

[@Cat_lover-gg3lz]

Lol 💀

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Jay: 🤜🤛

[@La_aJ]

Agreed!! 💀♥️

[@AngelaHamilton-j1g]

Me :🤜🤛:you

[@RayvenLunaNite]

"You smell divine" Why thank you, I just showered XD Also: "no, you're a sexy burrito" is my new favorite compliment

[@elsamartin353]

The fact Kris can’t contain her laughter at herself makes me laugh so much too love your energy ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@EmilyPacheco-mg3vo]

The "you're a sexy burrito now get up you piece of sh-" got me

[@alexjay9812]

Kris could literally put anything on and pull it off, this video is proof 😂 gotta love it.

[@SeaTurtle49]

Kris is the only KZbinr I know that compliments her viewers thanks for that!

[@lisyaorancrazed]

The Click

[@Dragonited]

Then you haven't been on here for long. There are many that does it.

[@gingerninjaaaa]

Its just amazing how Kris can completely improvise an entire skit and it still be really good and funny. Love your videos Kris so so much thank you for being you! ❤

[@sydneykehr8040]

Kris, you make everything look good, you gorgeous specimen.

[@Ichikaplush]

Frfr

[@ElenaHalacheva]

I want to thank you Kris for being a ray of sunshine! I am a lot of insecure of myself and the fact that you are so fun and kind to compliment just made my day so much. My classmates called me ugly, attention seeker and that I am not wanted and won't be missed. I was very devasted at first but you made my a lot! So I really want to thank you about that you are a true angel!❤

[@GalacticEmpire-sl2ij]

Kris’s intros are always the best ❤

[@Iwanttreats]

Yes

[@universaltoons]

*KallMeKris inspires me... My parents said if I get 25k foIIowers, they'd buy me a professionaI camera for recording... literally begging you guys... ❤*

[@Digi7878OMG]

@Bentaga-recap9stop no one cares

[@Digi7878OMG]

@@universaltoonsstop no one cares

[@StoriesByNikhil575]

I totally agree with you dear

[@eryxsky]

the leggings being converted into a cute shirt is something that a few friends of mine would do! i used to take ballet lessons and my fellow ballerinas would take old tights, cut out the crotch and turn them into neat tops that they'd wear over their leotards. absolutely a vibe

[@AttiJScralls15]

So, I know you probably get this a lot, but just wanted to share something. For the first time in my life I have been feeling really shitty about the way I look, but watching the way you open your videos is amazing. You encourage so many people so thanks for that :D. Have a great Easter.

[@designer_theofficial]

jay putting the lightning over the video 17:50 was too funny , it's exactly what i think about when i hear that sound

[@Asher0npawzzzz]

134 likes and no replies?! Lemme fix that…

[@ll_cat]

“you smell divine “- i’m dead 💀💀

[@universaltoons]

*KallMeKris inspires me... My parents said if I get 25k foIIowers, they'd buy me a professionaI camera for recording... literally begging you guys... ❤*

[@Veryintensebootyshart403]

​@@universaltoonsbegging gets u nothing tho

[@gwennnnnnn]

@Bentaga-recap9stop

[@JDMz]

So what will happen if your parents aren't here. Yup you've guessed it. Screwed😂​@Bentaga-recap9

[@FlannelPanel.]

Little does she know, I farted the second before she smelled me 😂

[@1PrayerWarrior4]

I'm home recovering from emergency surgery and I'm laughing so hard, I might legitimately bust a stitch. 😂😂 Thank you, Kris for everything you do for us.. 5 min crafts owe you big time! 😂😂

[@Urmom-td4hd]

In December of 2022 I had emergency surgery on my appendix and she like saved me 😭😭

[@nefertitimontoya]

Hope you have a speedy recovery!

[@1PrayerWarrior4]

@@Urmom-td4hd I'm telling you, it's the little things in life! 🤭

[@1PrayerWarrior4]

@@nefertitimontoya Thank you! Lots of rest and lost of Kmk videos to keep me company and my spirits up!

[@Urmom-td4hd]

@@1PrayerWarrior4 I had to take ibuprofen and stuff every like five minutes and she made sure I didn't want to drive off a mountain cliff haha

[@TakalaniKhorombi-k1n]

0:31 kris' laugh is so beautiful and contagious 😅

[@CassandraBauccio]

Yessssssss

[@SunnyJayjey]

I got scared because I thought today was finally the day Kris didn’t complement us and chose violence 😭 I love you Kris and I hope you are having a fantastic Valentine’s Day with oompa Ville if you are hanging out with him! ❤

[@manjukumarks]

Watching Kris navigate through those bizarre 5 minute crafts with such humor and patience is the highlight of my day.

[@snc_luv]

YESSSSS U ARE QUEEN 👑!!!!! U are a model, u are a fashion ICON, u are our QUEEN!!!!!! Keep SLAYING QUEEN 👑 we love u ❤️

[@JayGarche]

Is it weird that I always play along when kris does a bit of role playing on the intro? Please tell me im not the only one.

[@ThatBriishGuy]

SAME!

[@NathanBrooks-n7q]

Your beauty is like a cherry blossom, you bring light to the darkness, over all you're very lovely. Happy Valentine's Day Kris💛🧡💙💕🥰🥰

[@Spinninsturniolo]

The “wait Omg why is this a vibe?” Happy Valentine’s Day!!! 😂🤍

[@JediDryad]

For the yoga pants to short sleeve shirt, she made it into a short sleeve because she didn't put her arms through the legs - she put her head and shoulders through the hole and pulled the legs over her shoulders and tucked them in - BUT the way you did it is how we used to do fishnet sleeves back in the day

[@anhchau7643]

Your model catwalk was fire! I love your comedic energy! Lots of laughs came out of me! Momma gave me very weird looks cause doesn't what's going on! Love your content!

[@Alooosh_kool]

Let’s take a break to thank Kris for making us happy and Jay also for his edits. ❤🔥❤🔥❤

[@urlocalwaifu5327]

you probably wont see this but i have been going through depression the past year and your videos make me laugh and put a smile on my face, i love you kris

[@sulettematthee]

Kris you are correct! This is obviously the bestest KZbin channel ever! ❤

[@lilijiang8078]

KRIS IS SLAYING! You ate and leaf no crumbs girl. New fashion icon here!

[@Shaun-c3y]

There are very few KZbinrs I follow seriously. And, you’re one of them. Such an amazing channel Love you kris❤️

[@Idkwhattoputhere-gv]

I love how kris gives us compliments every single video! She’s so kind and even throughout all she’s been through she’s still so strong and nice! You’re amazing kris!! ❤

[@Dreamy_x_Stars]

9 mins ago?!

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

True that 😭

[@holliemott4007]

“What are you wearing?” STYROFOAM 😂😂😂 “But it’s kinda like a fashionable structured door WITH A BELT” ❤ Love you kris!

[@artsysabs]

Okay now that I’ve started watching Kris’ videos, I can REALLY see how she and Caleb work so well together 😂 Their humor is amazing

[@Outside_standing]

❤I’ve been sick and all I’ve done is watch Kris. This woman is amazing!❤

[@RubyTindall]

I was having such a crap day, I have lost a lot of people recently and today was really crap, and by just seeing Kris’ comment it made my fricken day ily Kris you make my life😢😢😢❤❤❤

[@oliviamartinez5921]

Kevin sneaking in at the beginning of the video was very entertaining, i love you Kris, Jay, Kevin and all your family you always make me smile, Happy late valentine's day

[@kianrobinson283]

Thank you kris you have made me smile after my grandad died yesterday so thank you so very much for making me smile again ❤

[@ZenitsuAgatsuma7890]

This was so fun to watch. Thank you for keeping us entertained this Valentines day.

[@xxmai_robloxxx5304]

Honestly kris has helped me through so much than anyone can understand, I get so excited when she posts❤

[@chloereese5360]

Ik you’re prolly not going to see this but I wanted to say happy Valentine’s Day. You’ve helped me so much and I can’t thank you enough. Your an absolutely stunning. You are hilarious. Your smile can brighten up a room at anytime. Your eyes are gorgeous. You are so talented. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite girl. ❤❤❤

[@lindsayhalterman]

LIKE THE VIDEO ITS AT 155k likes so close, at 200k Kris has to wear it in public I NEED to see that video!!!! Because it’s is actually a vibe I can’t wait to see the reactions!!❤😂

[@KlaireLovesBugFables]

I'm pretty new to the channel and have been watching you almost non-stop between my college assignments. I love you and Jay! I hope you do more videos in person with him. I hope Jay, you, and your boyfriend had a great Valentines Day! ❤❤

[@Forever_Lonely.]

gucci: “right that down right that downnn!!” that yoga mat dress is everything 😭

[@Forever_Lonely.]

thank you for the heart auntie kris!!!

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

That's so sweet

[@Forever_Lonely.]

@@infamouswickedjokestar ❤️

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

@@Forever_Lonely. Yaws! ❤️

[@SamanthaS92]

The thing about looking gorgeous in a yoga mat is first just looking gorgeous… you nailed it! I’m 4’11” though, it would consume me… 😅

[@That-Daughter-of_Apollo]

Kris I have been watching your videos for years now and every time I love them so much I love how you compliment us at the beginning of every day. And I am so happy to see you here today, happy, I wish you and Kaleb the best, I love you Kris you’re the best!!❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[@JordanS-ww4eu]

Iris is one of my favorite names ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@pm8652]

Thank you for the giggles. This guy I kinda liked and was talking to was a real asshole to me today. So, I needed this. I hope you and Caleb have something lovely planned, even if it's a call! x

[@WOAHHH--]

Kris you literally clear my dysphoria every single time you do the complements at the beginning thank you so much

[@Lucy_jane23]

Kris you always know how to cheer people up ❤

[@summygirl2736]

Caleb can testify that Kris’s muscles are in fact real

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

& Jay with the power of never failing to deliver every possibility of quality humor as an outstanding editor 🤗❤

[@SolarFlaire__]

What is your useless secret talent? Kris: Make killer outfits out of tinfoil and/or tape

[@simply-blessed3721]

Happy Valentines Day Kris!!! We love you so much!! Thank you for taking time out of ur day for us!!!❤❤❤

[@ARubenich11]

I love how she actually reads her comments thank you for bringing light into the world

[@gingerboo00]

Anyone else smile so hard when she compliments us? ❤

[@Theo-zh4qb]

the leggings top actually work so well, and now I have a use for my "now (happily) not fitting" leggings can be used!

[@ChefSarah4104]

Your joy is contagious. 💜 Happy Valentine's Day!

[@paranormalphotographer05]

Thank you jay for leaving the crinkles of the foil in there! I died. I died man. 😂😂😂😂 thank you kris for wearing a foil dress for all of us. 😂😂😂❤❤

[@abilennard9214]

"Were turning it into a suspicious shape"-im rolling on the floor💀 😭 10:44

[@OkayestBoomer]

Kris, I ❤ you. When I die, may it be laughing at one of your crazy videos! (I have asthma and I'm 60 and you nearly kill me at least once a week😂😂)

[@Hannah-dl8mz]

The compliments go crazy!!! I’m 13 and watching your videos always makes me laugh. You’re so pretty and funny. Your makeup always looks so good. Could we get a makeup routine video?

[@theartplaceandsomeotherthi741]

Hand holes: ❌️ Melon holes: ✅️ 12:22 Edit: TY SO MUSH FOR 300 LIKES!!

[@N0t100K]

frr

[@LillieByrne-xt2mm]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 FR tho

[@RieckeKotze]

the part were she wour the freaking foil that was not the outfit for thiefs 🤣

[@Thunder_theLynx]

Actually, you have 398 likes

[@theHeart_ofanAnimal]

I will do one push up for every like this comment gets

[@KittyUnicorn56XD]

77

[@pax_arts]

93

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

More like pushups with your fingers because it's literally impossible to do that many push-ups 🤔😭

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

98

[@Rylee-th7ki]

100!

[@amber_traumatized]

Shout out to jay for being an amazing editor

[@Phinxzey]

2:26 this is going to be my new motivational speech to myself in the morning

[@La_aJ]

“No, you’re a sexy burrito! Get up you piece of sh¡t!”

[@Kooloveblavk]

Right 😂

[@JulieGrimes-dm2jw]

I was laughing so hard at this that my daughter thought I was going crazy or something. She came to check on me about 5 times 😂😂😂 After a hard day at work, I needed this so badly. Thank you, Kris. I just love you to pieces!! ❤❤

[@Ohgeezelouisee]

My son crawled in my bed after a bad dream and I woke him up like 5 times from laughing

[@lilstoner6815]

that blue jumpsuit looked amazing on you Kris ❤ Happy Valentines Day

[@StitchxWalker]

these 5 minute crafts werent actually that bad but some i was asking why but u slayed them all bc ur beautiful ❤🥰