I Broke Dumb Old Laws In-Front Of Police

[@ZacAlsop]

Go watch Max be a bad boy here - kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZ_YkoJmjamrmaMsi=c8NfBZ3eHSmrSGjD

[@KZoebestie]

Onions tho???

[@Alfieplays444]

Ur better then max !

[@daxtroshow5018]

btw, he doesn't have your vid linked anywhere in the description/comments. (trying to start a fight)

[@fritzneuer4347]

god💀

[@tricksor6589]

J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile, J'aime l'oignon quand il est bon, J'aime l'oignon frit à l'huile, J'aime l'oignon, j'aime l'oignon.

[@Lisasplace]

Love that the train personal actually knew the snail needed a ticket

[@ZacAlsop]

Even Andreas knew, he got real shy as soon as we got onboard

[@whythoughbeats6335]

Its 7 euros for a pet. Thats why he knew it.

[@UndercoverDog]

​@@whythoughbeats6335lol in Germany you can take a pet in the train for free

[@andreasandersson7685]

Good name

[@briffy385]

french here, they knew it because 7€ is standard for a pet. but i'd love to see then try that with a rosie instead xD

[@MusicManiak123]

This one killed me 😂😂😂 12:16 - "What's your name, by the way?" - "Why" With Why no longer by my side, I felt hopeless...

[@ZacAlsop]

I spend a lot of time on these scripts

[@laurakojobeecham4872]

That was a very good one

[@joegottabekiddingme]

@@ZacAlsop that was great haha love it

[@nafisosalad6546]

@@ZacAlsopthat was genius lol😂

[@BvstJungkookist]

my fave moment of the video lol

[@IEatArrows]

I believe stalking people with onions with the means of obstructing them is a crime too.

[@ZacAlsop]

definitely the most illegal thing I did

[@GilbertGaylord]

​@@ZacAlsopgrrrrrr

[@PaulBence]

@@ZacAlsopself cancelling! Be careful!!!

[@kelvisaisawesome]

Am I the only one who felt uncomfortable at that part? Like, sir, please leave the civilians alone? This is fun content, but like…

[@realsquidpie]

1000th like​@@ZacAlsop

[@oopswrongplanet4964]

If loitering at an onion bin for more than 30 min. isn't a crime, then it certainly *should* be.

[@Fogolol]

and i sure as hell bet it's unironically illegal in the us lol

[@ZeallustImmortal]

​​@@FogololOnly after staff have asked you to leave, then it's trespassing. But if none of the staff tell you to leave youre all good

[@drmntpibb]

@@ZeallustImmortal its illegal bc he failed his charisma check

[@ZeallustImmortal]

@@drmntpibb Unironically yes

[@TheAidanodian]

@@Fogololas a grocery store employee in the USA, no that is very much legal. Me and fellow employees might suspect anyone in store that long without buying anything is a thief, but it’s not illegal to look at the onions, even for hours if you want to

[@ashtondennison1512]

“She’s 6” “That’s another law”🤣🤣

[@ZacAlsop]

Hey Max, why don't you have a seat. Chris Hansen here.

[@starstencahl8985]

"I Broke Ridiculous Old Laws In-Front Of Police" 💀💀💀

[@baldworks]

how’s that a broken law? seems perfectly fine with me

[@Dynastone]

@@ZacAlsop Lying about your identity online? That's another law.

[@JustCallMeHorse]

Well, she is 6 but a fun fact, because she is a cow she is really 18-19 years old in human terms.

[@MrAlsachti]

It is NOT forbidden to name a pig Napoleon in France. That's a urban legend. It started because the French publisher of George Orwell's Animal Farm changed the name of the pig, Napoleon, to Caesar.

[@midorithefestivegardevoir6727]

Well, at least a pig was Napoleon for a while.

[@why_all_the_username_taken]

oh

[@catothatidiot5243]

The French hate Caesar

[@Mrleejunman]

9:32 it's not illegal to wear bread in public , if you get mugged by hungry pigeons and they eat your clothes that's not your fault. By rights the police or security should do their job and protect you and stop the pigeons from stealing your bread clothes !

[@apocyan]

under common law definition it is illegal if you have a demonstrable intent to have the pigeons eat the bread

[@nathananderson7962]

It's illegal because he admitted "it's for the pigeons." If he'd just said "it's fashion" no laws would've been broken.

[@LyYAHN]

It actually might be illegal to wear bread... it wouldn't surprise me anymore 😆

[@andrewyang2449]

Blaming the victim of being assaulted by pigeons and suggesting that he was "asking for it" by wearing those clothes? Peak victim blaming smh my head my head

[@MYSTmke]

​@@andrewyang2449that's a lot of head

[@ChemicalPenguinn]

I think most of the French would be put off buying an onion if some British random guy started saying "Onions are tasty"

[@buniogmes1932]

Why

[@r41ndr0p_12]

@@buniogmes1932cause its fuckin weird and makes you feel awkward lmao

[@buniogmes1932]

@@ChemicalPenguinn ok

[@ianmcveigh6943]

​@r41ndr0p_12 so your gonna let others stop you from what you wanted to do because you think it's weird... just do what you wanna do don't let some random British man stop you that's insane

[@doomyboi]

@@buniogmes1932 Centuries of cultural rivalry

[@roulam3001]

Love the collab with Max Fosh, you both look like small brothers having fun together. The chemistry between you both is immaculate.

[@sjallapong]

I agree, I always get the two mixed up

[@placefeature5329]

True

[@Sebbir]

The tiniest of brothers

[@subtoany1whosubstome]

I disagree 😂this is terrible im ashamed he would break the law

[@DavidBcc]

Emasculate*

[@annabeatrizzimmermann7708]

"What's you name?" "Why?" that's the right response to a weird guy doing weird things at a park lol

[@voskresenie-]

I loved his followup line ('With Why no longer by my side...')

[@mnd7381]

Thie vids fun and all... but knowing how crazy the world can be I'd do that too

[@Boxygirl96]

Alternatively: nonya _nonya business_

[@chesterjackt]

Security guard: WHAUT AREE U DOIN? Zac: JUST LOAFING AROUND

[@IEatArrows]

Zac: is that legal? Security guard: no Zac: oh no I’m toast!

[@josiascavalcante8914]

"with why no longer by my side" bro i laughed so hard for this, amazing video man

[@FranMorello]

😂😂😂

[@DoctorRobertNeville]

One day when I was much younger I found a stupid law in our town that said no one is allowed to ride a cow like a horse. I decided to push the issue by riding our cow through our town. All the cops did was laugh their fool heads off. Did I get a ticket? Nope. The next year that law was removed. I miss that silly cow.

[@mirofeya]

I wonder how you were able to put saddle on cow? Is it even possible?

[@blackforest_fairy]

​@@mirofeyathere are people who are able to ride without a saddle...

[@ZeallustImmortal]

​@@mirofeyaTheres saddles specifically made for cows

[@Wolfie54545]

@@mirofeyaI mean, technically, but you have to remember not every animal has a back strong enough to support a human. It’s just that horses do.

[@kingofsinter8416]

How does it feel to be the reason that the law was changed?

[@whatTFisThis]

7:21 that law isnt actually a stupid one, if birds have bread as their main food source they can become severely malnourished

[@ezralives]

pigeons also cant eat bread. it can kill them

[@whatTFisThis]

@ezralives dunno abt pigeons but other birds can have bread but only as an occasional treat, not a main source of food, if they have it as a main source of food they get malnourished and die

[@milkyeyez34]

ive heard sourdough is especially bad for birds. dont remember exactly

[@whatTFisThis]

@@milkyeyez34 interesting

[@mime514]

@@ezralivesthey can eat bread, it’s just not that good for them

[@BiboInTriclinio]

Zac's the kind of guy to buy the clear fruity water and drinking it in their year 7 english lit lessons to break the 'no fruit drinks' rule

[@KazooKlassics]

I agree entirely they are also probably those dastardly rapscallious fiends who would be caught gallivanting ahout in the corridor outside of the staff room at lunchtime during the Winter

[@ThePigeonRepublic]

Utter scallywags

[@stickboi_]

lmao instead of clear fruity water he'll drink airup

[@malins.6362]

Oh you mean his fruity wa-e

[@Iugeer]

​@@KazooKlassicswhat happens inside of the staff room during winter

[@hetuman]

3:01, btw releasing a foreign species into the wild, can be pretty criminal :D

[@celinaoshiro]

My exact thought 🥲🥲🥲 taking it in the train was relatively harmless but releasing it like that can be damaging to the ecosystem

[@mime514]

@@celinaoshiroisn’t the snail a local species though?

[@echoless3474]

​@mime514 hard to say since the person he got it from had multiple terrariums in the back he could've had multiple species and we don't know what species it is or where he released it.

[@NullHyp]

Another law Zac broke in Paris was “atteinte à la vie privée” (articles 226-1 to 7) when he didn’t blur people’s faces in the supermarket

[@gaetanbouthors]

Nope said law only applies to filming people in private space, recording private conversations, or sharing their location in real time. You can freely film and photograph people in public, and post said images to youtube

[@NullHyp]

My sister with a French law degree says otherwise because the man buying the Onions is identifiable. @@gaetanbouthors

[@R__A]

@@gaetanbouthorsgenuinely curious does a supermarket count as ‘in public’ though? Isn’t it technically privately owned??

[@Sydnxt]

@@R__AIt doesn’t matter if it’s a privately owned business, there’s no expectation of privacy in a public place. There would be in a courtroom, or jail, for example.

[@teddybear2418]

​@@gaetanbouthorsWhat about "atteinte au droit à l'image" thought? If the person is recognizable and in the center of the shot, and they didn't give their written consent to be taken a picture or video of as well as being published, then it's against the law :)

[@bigouncesbigfanohsweetwomp1793]

2 of the least threatening people breaking old laws is hilarious

[@Coach_Ren]

When the officer asked what Zac was doing in Trafalger Square, I DESPERATELY needed him to respond with "Just loafing around"

[@broteinbarguy9135]

The "I'm toast" line after getting kicked out of the square had me rolling lololol

[@ZacAlsop]

I honestly feel like that is the unfunniest thing I have ever said

[@letsseetofindout2560]

@@ZacAlsop Then you're a very funny guy!

[@smilemorewithsammy]

He was waiting a long time to use that one

[@spookyfrogs1874]

@@ZacAlsop i didn't even catch it, i think it's really good

[@serenastarz28]

5:38 My favorite part of this video was during the commercial for air water or whatever when he puts his water bottle right in front of the water fountain and he goes to press the button and you’re expecting it to go in and it just completely flies over the water bottle and then it goes to a different angle of him crouching down and filling up the water bottle that’s just the top tier humor

[@fairytale5629]

huh

[@MegaMiley]

Oh c’mon! Neither of you showed what the officer actually did at the end 😂. Great video! Zac definitely went further than Max IMO

[@nessle420]

dude spent time going to paris and back and still did more than max. but bet he can't ride a penny farthing :)

[@borntoace7819]

I was thinking the same, also because he even teased something we never got to watch 0:15 never saw an interracting - but good video eitherway!

[@Malbert.]

He wasnt a real police offer, you can see right after the clip Zac wears the exact same outfit as him.@@borntoace7819

[@jameschambers9312]

That wasn’t a real officer was it

[@GraffitiBloq]

@@jameschambers9312 Ever seen an officer with Nike shoes on during his shift?

[@aryanvarma9703]

1:34 the snail suddenly turned into a protagonist lol

[@twezzlessmith4671]

Zac is the gift that won't stop giving, even if the law wants him to

[@MusicalMimic]

THE LITTLE SNAIL WITH THE HAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER.

[@furkanyilmaz0]

As the wise old Tom Scott once said: "We flew a kite in a public place, we flew a kite in a puuuuubliic place."

[@NorbiPeti]

I instantly searched for this comment hehe.

[@trbossdoggy]

Why you didn’t show the best part where policeman came when you were with the cow? Watched the whole video for nothing.

[@Rmprocproc]

Because you can bypass the clickbait rule if the “clickbait” is a completely separate video with no reference of it being in the assumed clip

[@trbossdoggy]

@Rmprocproc do you mean what happens after cop arrives is in a seperate video? If yes can you please post the link?

[@Flappy245]

@@Rmprocprocgive this man his video link

[@radanju3]

^

[@HandofNaz]

At 7:09 the pig says "I love it, im going to start a revolution to conquer france first and eventually the whole world. In this world i will destroy all houses, drain all the seas and make the whole earth one big mud bath. And you Zac Alsop, will not have a place on this earth. I will fly you, Elon, and all the remaining packets of ham to mars and you shall never return to my Kingdom. xD

[@That1_acedemi-god]

THANK YOU I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS

[@nafiaus]

You are a G I was trying to decipher at 360p 😂

[@mattchen6137]

You’re a legend! An what the pig said is hilarious 😂

[@saphireanabeth6678]

„a cow, a cowboy and another man“ had me rolling ngl

[@ftd888]

I must disagree … several of those laws aren’t ridiculous. In fact, with the pelicans, that was an excellent demonstration of why the law exists in the first place.

[@_e.nev_8560]

i agree.. thats what i was thinking, same with the pigeons, its so they dont flock the area and make it dirty and bother people

[@innominativecompany4231]

And pigeons get sick if they eat bread

[@LukasQueen]

☝🤓

[@carimeslockdownedtree2654]

​@@LukasQueen Is two (2) emojis really your entire argument?

[@LukasQueen]

@@carimeslockdownedtree2654 ☝🤓"two (2)"

[@thevalarauka101]

"no naming of a pig Napoleon" Orwell really did well with that one. edit: hey mom I'm famous sort of

[@Ines-vp3rq]

Love when I get a reference 😂😂

[@SkatingJellyfish]

Its interesting because on the first french translations of the book his name isnt Napoleon but Cesar.

[@thevalarauka101]

@@SkatingJellyfish huh that's cool

[@ThatDud3Th3r3]

Anyone see Napoleon 2023 yet?

[@Erkstone_]

@@SkatingJellyfish Actually, it's not really illegal to name a pig Napoleon in France. It's just a myth, linked to the fact that the French publisher who translated Animal Farm disagreed with naming a pig, supposed to represent Stalin, after one of the most important French historical figures. So they just decided to name it after another emperor, hence Cesar

[@leeminhyung167]

7:28 The dog behind the bench is ADORABLE 🥰 🥰🥰

[@AfterburnerAv]

it is too!

[@sebastiancooper7792]

The Napoleon law is even funnier when you remember that was the name of the main antagonist in Animal Farm- and yes, Napoleon was a pig.

[@MrAlsachti]

Yes, because this law does not exist. This myth comes precisely from Animal Farm. The French publisher did not want to name the pig Napoleon. This urban legend started because of that. But there is no law about it.

[@Mondballer_00]

7:09 He oinked it right into his face and there's nothing Zac can do about Napoleon's plan.

[@Sufficientbean]

I don’t wanna go to mars 😭

[@blue._.ukulele9121]

Max intentionally cutting all his drunk comments from his video just for you to put them all in your's is brilliant.

[@phoebebrennan9999]

the end of the video where you said "thats another law" broke me 💀 yall are too funny

[@jeremeytheking]

12:18 😂😂 Him: "what's your name?" Lady: "Why?" Lady: walks way** Him: "with Why no longer by my side.."

[@JayyJ.]

8:50 “this is an illegal feasting, I’m a criminaallll” 😭

[@Jorge-Barroso-Gamer]

13:35 **proceeds to put the spanish athemn because why not**

[@KaiLucasZachary]

I think the ticket checker gets the credit for breaking the law on that first one since he's the one who technically acknowledged Andreas should have a ticket but allowed him to go without. hehe

[@Solanin0803]

Nah, he has house right in that train. If he let's you go for free you go for free

[@adamgreenhill110]

Shocked and disgusted that the police would let criminals go like this. They should have their badges revoked!

[@jadab1782]

Not drunk Max saying “they can do me next” 😭

[@Emmariscobar]

6:14 Seeing pigs be listed as "used" is so funny, how the hell do you go about "using" a pig‽

[@apiciti_radio]

😂😂 at least they're still "good"

[@prion42]

Well it's not a new pig 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@ShockedCaucasian]

Andreas the snail got to experience snail light speed while on that train, What a lad.

[@aqeh.7688]

8:35 Dude was groovin

[@alexdavis5766]

Never had onions make me feel so awkward second handedly before

[@merryoldgrinkh9020]

4:49 putting on the “American businessman talking loudly on the phone” shoes

[@juanperezayala7834]

By the face the music from minute 13:24 is the national anthem of Spain, Zac you'll never stop surprising me 🤣

[@eisiem6142]

t lo juro bro lo iba a poner ahora jajsjs

[@marior71]

Sí, me he quedado flipando jajaja

[@Alphoric]

2:41 that inspector knows his laws

[@AK.2425]

15:25 are we all going to ignore this?

[@Sufficientbean]

That’s another law

[@gregorypalmer2224]

The worst law of them all..

[@collimarco]

I love the fact that you gave food to the snail and then you freed it, nice

[@BitsofSkin]

The pelican just calmly snatching up a pigeon 😂😂😂😂 I bet it was one of the pigeons he tried to feed earlier. I’m dead 😂

[@stickboi_]

I love these collabs with you and max they're so entertaining. ngl that fountain at 5:38 really caught me off guard lmao

[@krizcastro6565]

Plot twist, the cop was actually worried about the guy drinking apple juice thinking he was committing public intoxication

[@ieatcowsfr]

the fact that lady asked if the snail spoke english 💀

[@ForumcoldiArchon]

If it did, it would be a case of smuggling animals into a country, which can be a major hazard. Speaking equals origin. They are french, their english skills are often limited.

[@SealWithoutHat]

@ForumcoldiArchon wha-

[@yfrit_gg]

​@@ForumcoldiArchonProbably not so limited that she couldn't have asked about where it's from though. I think it's pretty likely she was just joking, in my experience public transit employees tend to be pretty nice people.

[@reevil402]

You gotta be kiddin. ​@@ForumcoldiArchon

[@estelle3089]

It was a joke

[@coolestjpeg]

8:55 the man sitting next to you is having the TIME OF HIS LIFE

[@ThatCoalSoul]

It's illegal to dress - convincingly - as a police operative if you are not one ...so I hope that was a real police operative at the end.

[@arise1668]

Bad Boi CONFIRMED. Spotlight GRANTED.

[@ThatCoalSoul]

@@arise1668 Um ...don't know how to reply to that.

[@kiwin.2338]

It wasn't a real police operative, he clarified in one of the comments that it's actually his mate Ian impersonating one.

[@toric6005]

3:31 love the background music at this time. The Doll Song is one of my fave French Airas!

[@dvdaltizer]

most clever line of the whole video: "I'm toast. Onto the next law." 😂

[@andreas8664]

Being an Andreas myself, I'll be dressing up as a snail the next time I travel to London from Brussels to pay just 7 euros.

[@dannyg.4421]

Max thought he Squeaked one law out there at the end to win but he doesnt know that not only did you obstructed the onion man but also stalked him. Lol

[@Arandompersonthatmakesrandomst]

7:09 secret text on the bottom of the screen

[@yuvalkoren4070]

6:23 the woman: "Thank you" English subtitles: "Merci"

[@FuzzyCuff2010]

"I need to find myself some pigs" Immediate scene after: "Is that the police?"

[@mike174mk]

2:48 Interpol taking notes... 😂

[@ThatArtistMax]

With Why no longer by your side 😂😂

[@vividatx]

The most important thing I took from this video was how great a snail can be for a travel buddy.

[@floridapielady]

He had me at “I love a dribbly girl!” 😂😂😂😂😂 Cows are so precious! Love Rosie ❤❤❤

[@LexyDaShmexxy]

i would love to see an instance in france where a pedestrian or car driver get in a "right of way" conflict in court and have the lawyer say "objection, my client was carrying onions" and then instantly winning the lawsuit

[@superbeltman6197]

The repeated use of the term “lawbreaker” confirms they forgot the word “criminal”

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

Either that or they just like the term “lawbreaker” better for the ✨drama✨

[@kroketbanana1792]

It’s illegal in France to name a pig Napoleon… imagine if they banned Animal Farm for that reason 😂

[@MrAlsachti]

In fact that's the other way round. This law does not exist. This is a urban legend, that started precisely because the French publisher of Animal Farm change the name of the pig from Napoleon to Caesar.

[@silverstar501]

I've got notifications on for both Zac and Max and it's always soooo happy to see 2 of them popping up at the same time :)))))

[@D21a8ta]

8:18 “feast my pretties” 😭

[@Thisath100]

This was so funny. Thanks for putting this together you two.

[@ZeGoner2396]

With "Why" no longer by my side cracked me up!

[@Roach18]

Damn we can even predict this guy's next video by listening to the British radio.

[@arise1668]

Bad Boi CONFIRMED. Spotlight GRANTED.

[@AnotherSeeker]

Yo. Andreas is adorable. And that bit where he hid in his shell a little..... "No face. No case!" !!! 😂omg how have i never heard this

[@eitakriamdt]

zac and max never disappoints lmao

[@velvjoy]

12:28 my siri responded lmaoo

[@EuanBCFC]

I’m delighted to see that you did indeed 🎶 Fly a kite in a public place 🎶

[@subtoany1whosubstome]

No thats terrible this is bad he is bad now STOP

[@Sensei_Chills]

She changed teams so quick 💀 12:06

[@jordanwalters8555]

With why no longer by my side cracked me up 😂

[@idlekrisp]

“That’s another one” 15:34

[@binni-bunny]

If those people in the store are anything like me then having someone standing around near the onions is enough to convince me I don't need them 🤣

[@Legendaryjazz]

8:18 “feast my pretties” got me dying

[@bobuxtuber]

I love how as soon as it was 10:01 the police guy came over lol Edit: As in the time, not the video

[@hockeh9230]

12:30 the lady flipped that stroller around real fast 😂😂😂

[@GeeBShow]

OMG I love these silly British videos! :D Have to say, Max's video was nice but this one was hilarious :)) Greetings from Budapest, land of boring laws

[@Smirnaffskiy]

12:16 "- What's your name, by the way? - Why?" - With Why no longer by my side..." Goddammit, this is so stupid, I laughed so hard like an idiot

[@Thomas-dr9nn]

What can I say... Max is really an international baddie, certified.

[@sonodms]

it’s been a while since I had that much laughter 😆 thank you, and you’ll definitely have the best stories

[@daz222]

Bit of a weird captions issue at about 10:55 but apart from that, loved both videos!!!

[@ankita7269]

"I am not feeling the pigeons,the pigeons are feeling from me"😂😂😂😂lol

[@yomgurt]

"i love a dribbly girl" ~ max fosh 2023

[@strawberrybunny9322]

9:04 they love the feet bread 😂❤😂❤

[@chimporila]

2:37 "usually yes", that inspector was so nice for letting it slide that time

[@MichelePonte]

This was super fun! Great competition between you and Max!

[@XavierUgg]

15:16 the fact that he just walks up

[@mr.lawrenz5082]

5:30 He said it, "wo o bo ol"