I Broke My Wrist M*sturbating

[@CerosTelevision]

I’m never running out of videos

[@CerosTelevision]

Sub to my Patreon link on description

[@Zzillas14]

I can tell, bros life is an adventure

[@Lilbuddy_splatoon3]

Yeah you have a second wrist too

[@somniumlucidus969]

Bro. You are a true artiste. Not sure I've ever seen anyone with more authentic content.

[@heterosapien6667]

Not even batman would get this information out of me bro

[@em8625]

And I feel like that’s what’s so compelling.

[@robby4770]

Just when I think I’m numb to the shock of this man’s titles he pulls something even more jarring out

[@Duckz4bucks]

😭😭💀✋🙏

[@hellbreakfast]

This story of woeful gooning is mesmerizing. I was painting and I've fully stopped and looked up at the screen. He just loops his ideas into each other like a knit sweater. A knit sweater on a tiny trojan horse with a personal growth lesson inside. I do not regret subscribing today.

[@animewatchinrobo]

tbh "trojan horse with a personal growth lesson inside" is rlly good way to explain ceros's content lol

[@jollyrozrandomvids]

Your a brave man for posting this on a public platform

[@imagineme9]

Playform???????

[@sabazu.]

​@@imagineme9 Well You know theres a Lot of playful people on this comment section xD

[@RoboCop4000]

​@@imagineme9 yes, playform

[@YouAreAmerican1776]

@@imagineme9It’s called a platform, you half digested donut

[@imagineme9]

@@YouAreAmerican1776 I got 2 hours of sleep last night I see it now

[@chadthompson4177]

So glad KZbin knows me so well

[@Femboy.jax.]

This video is a massed cry for help if you didn't figure it out you are not okay. seek help

[@Imperfectcub]

Same

[@UndeniableFate]

becomes a full-time content creator and this what he drops first lmao

[@VoidOnly]

The fact that the green screen is not fully taking over the screen is one of the reasons why I always watch

[@AgathaHasABlunt]

That title had to make my stupid ass think for the first time in months

[@OwOIord]

Pov: You're Ceros *Achievement Unlocked: How Did We Get Here?*

[@d3tuned378]

I want to believe everything on this channel is real. Truly I do.

[@LoghanMunderstan-lc2bv]

It's not

[@IanLester-j5c]

Same

[@NinjaAgnostic]

Art doesn't need to be real

[@somkeshav4143]

@@NinjaAgnosticbe better if it was though

[@WaddleWhite-r8w]

The FBI couldn't have extracted this from me. Bro is getting to comfortable, we don't know you like that.

[@12ww37]

Next video: Why I might be D.B Cooper

[@Aso7989]

I thought your next video wouldn’t surprise me again…I was wrong 😭

[@UnknownA.P]

He has a story for EVERYTHING😂

[@the-bruh.cum5]

At this point I'm desensitized. He's just crazy sometimes

[@jamutiramin868]

The lore always gets more complex.

[@Meeegl]

Nah bro that’s just the mark of a true professional

[@chillero3heftig712]

people usually dont know that healthy anger needs to be released since they rightfully fear angry people and stigmatize anger in general. its good you made this video

[@Muffinzy]

this gives a whole new meaning to a "rager"

[@Andrew-ms4dr]

why does a video about breaking your wrist while strokin it have the best advice about anger ive ever heard in my life and so wiseful

[@tildemyou]

I just found you the past couple days but I saw you're trying to go full time and I'm rooting for you but also low key concerned? 2 vids per day is a lot for this kinda format. ANYWAY. I wanna share something my mom told me and lots of other people that's always been a helpful lens for this particular topic: Anger is always from a place of fear or pain. So this is helpful sometimes, for different reasons. But if you're having issues with anger a lot, maybe start trying to identify what hurt or scared you in the situation and what you can do to address that (if anything! Including various types of acceptance) in the future. Alternately, if anger is not just the only thing you can express but it's the only thing that really FEELS, like, everything else feels dull and shitty, I haven't watched much of your videos so idfk your mental shit and I'm not gonna armchair diagnose. But apparently it's more common than I thought for people have dysthymia (Persistent Depressive Disorder) and with that it's common to find a sense of pleasure from "negative" emotions because at least it's some kind of controllable, intense, feelable feeling. Food for thought, been thinking about these topics and doing a lot of reading and stuff about them myself, so wanted to leave a comment. Don't burn yourself out before you even get a chance to start, rooting for you fam

[@potatofarmer9488]

why is bro trying to make this philosophical, you beat your meat and broke your wrist..

[@MAXCOIncorporated]

Maybe cuz it is

[@somkeshav4143]

Van Gogh cut off his own ear and people call him one of the greatest artists, how is this any different?

[@Duckz4bucks]

@@somkeshav4143 this is about the art itself though

[@somkeshav4143]

@Duckz4bucks It's both, he actually did cut off his ear. Back then, all they could do was paint. If Van Gogh was around now, he would be making YT videos lol

[@FluffySkelly]

This man is so goddamn profound but only whilst conversing with himself on the most incredibly silly goofy topics, AND IT WORKS!!!!!

[@dreamerdoes_is_love8986]

I clicked on this after watching one other video of yours and because of the title thinking "this man is so unhinged " i mean i love it.. I am intrigued. But what???(I didn't think it could get more unhinged and deeper emotionally than the last one at the same time., but trust it can) But tell ne why this was actually so deep. No pun intended. Like emotionally. Feel, Be human, just feel. Fr man, ffr.

[@CerosTelevision]

I just be rambling

[@Millie-qx8ly]

Its so crazy how braking your wrist while jorkin it can lead you to re think life

[@bonelessbaby6908]

Came for the wild title, stayed for the wisdom.

[@animewatchinrobo]

"THE WRIST BROKE BEFORE THE CAWCK DID, CEROS STANDS!"

[@lilKumori]

crazy work man 🤣😭 good content fashoo

[@leoberg118]

I might be wrong, but I think you would make a brilliant writer. You make hilarious or outwardly awkward situations that reveal real subtextual themes and messages.

[@builderdog3875]

Exactly why I don't use my hands.

[@CapnBlud]

Whose hands do you use then

[@builderdog3875]

@CapnBlud No ones, I *literally* rub one out (with my blankets) The feeling you can achieve is magical, whether you want a silky smooth experience with say a sleeping bag, or a rough and dirt experience with a rug. There's all sorts of textures and tastes to experience when you take the moto "rub one out" to heart.

[@61ozneakaenzo16]

I spat out my water when i read that notification

[@ashemocha]

only these types of vids show up when im incredibly high i love it

[@KonstanziaKenway]

*shakes head* Did you learn nothing from Yamcha? You don't enter the gravity chamber at 300gs when you're used to 10gs. You gradually work your way up to the advanced techniques.

[@shamardaniel4819]

Just when I thought it was just a joke…

[@mrtrollnator123]

Bro aint hiding nothin from us 💀🙏

[@Golgari_janitor]

Watched for a funny story and ended up more enlightened. 10/10

[@Splyras]

God I love this guy

[@Hatman7525]

This happened to me on meth. Im serious

[@potatofarmer9488]

lock tf in

[@IanLester-j5c]

Oh

[@CapnBlud]

This is why you don't do drugs kids. This is why drugs do you.

[@mogegh2062]

just read the title... i am intrigued

[@five_pennies]

Thanks for sharing

[@five_pennies]

I commented before watching the full video and I have to say, listening to you tell me to get in touch with my feelings while eating fish sticks at 2:55 in the morning is one of the more surreal experiences I've ever had. This is youtube the way it was meant to be.

[@emilyberryhill5401]

Damn even ur cells felt ur anger

[@jadziamerriberri]

Anger is a motivational force; what we do with it is up to us. All feelings are valid. ❤ Well said. I broke my toe in anger, too: that was 13 years ago, and the toe still hurts when it gets cold and damp outside. So glad that I don't have a johnson to worry about breaking. 😂 (Although I think I'm past the "internalizing bad feelings" stage now. 🤞)

[@dogsareawesome9197]

This is prolly the craziest title ive ever seen

[@Dogmccheese]

You just posted a video that was like, hella serious yesterday too😭😭😭

[@bigplayrbgprayr]

Cavocating lol

[@ThatGuy-Jai]

That shit sounds impossible lmao

[@esjorgen1]

Gotta be one of the best upcoming youtubers

[@esjorgen1]

Also love the New hair

[@SonOfLaughter07]

You said you were a youth pastor in the past video. What if they see this 💀

[@santherstat]

this is a hell of a video and I am here for it

[@billygoatguy3960]

ive watched you before but this earned my sub

[@genericgoogleaccount8907]

sometimes i go through your channel just to read the titles

[@unknownusrname]

i hope your wrist heals up well

[@greggreg979]

I don't see an issue, he's clearly trying to go competitive

[@spFOX-pz3fx]

BRUH! you couldn't torture that information out of me.

[@SwirlyCurlyy]

not even the mfs at Guantanamo Bay could get this outta me bro

[@SuperboyCSM]

peak utube

[@bigplayrbgprayr]

😊😂😂 you crasy bro candles 🕯️ lit oil on the chest 😂

[@EinBienenliebhaber]

You are unapologetically funny

[@ayumievalenzuela1761]

Its okayyyyy😖

[@abfsyzfo]

Thanks. Never again.

[@algirdasltu1389]

Not the thumbnail... 😂

[@bladethewitch1442]

Gen z philosophers: (this video)

[@tvau1187]

The bills must be due

[@STIR-FRIED-SUBWAY-RAT]

Vicks vapor rub 😂😂

[@matiktherapper7094]

Breaking ya wrist beating on schmeat is crazy

[@theimpulsivevulcan5346]

bro sounds different

[@Ivory-f5b]

Do you think the colour green is better than the colour orange

[@edenogenerative]

i dont even care if its fake anymore

[@KINGOFALLSEMENDEMONS]

He’s videos are definitely fake there is no way this much crazy things are happening to him

[@j-core2895]

How do you even make this shit bro

[@HazelwithaZ]

Feel better soon! 😏😅

[@Nikitow]

Okay, who pissed on the captions?

[@thatfurrykidonps4]

relatable 💀

[@tatacraft791]

NAHHH THAT'S CRAZY

[@termstaken]

dawg.........

[@aron1626]

I’m sorry

[@Kingnotorious22]

Have you ever read Jung?

[@6host288]

Why would someone get a review on pto? Wait it is paid time off yeah?

[@nateB-l7k]

You what now

[@theevilbeastmostfoul]

relatable bro

[@checkoffgames]

That's tough homie

[@pyrohp]

Crazy video, kinda peak message tho

[@Tigerbro6]

Love the team rocket shirt lol

[@FlamingHeartzze]

Rest in peace

[@Muffinzy]

feel better soon lol

[@moneyballerlee]

you need an intro gang

[@ItsTheOfficialDH]

you lost all your aura *pernamently* and you are *NOT* getting any of it back *EVER*.

[@TurtleOfChaos7]

Dude. What?

[@aexxir]

dawg i saw the title and assumed ts was like when you were 15 or sum

[@Misoforg]

I dont understand anymore, is this real, is this satire? I dont understand anymore. Subscribed.

[@aadurite]

Ngl.. i dont get the message on this video 💀

[@bigplayrbgprayr]

Anger 😮😅

[@grandpa676]

no you didn’t😂

[@Radientzone345]

Do you have an inner voice or nah?

[@CerosTelevision]

It tells me this is the way

[@lemonize30]

How

[@degg6069]

I'm not straight

[@Ottobon]

damn what

[@giosbizarreart9048]

Bro gotta be lying

[@tomfoolery4024]

nice vid but i think the old subtitles look better

[@chillero3heftig712]

emotions are hormones and anger sends hormones that put a cap on our ability to think. that was evolutionary useful so we would act instead of sit there and think about smaller consequences or end up not acting. so theres scientific proof that anger makes stupid my neighbor asked me to help her build a shelf and there was one screw missing. after we couldnt find it anywhere at all, she was the type who kept searching, and i was the type not exactly giving up, but sitting down thinking "is there any place where we didnt search but didnt think of" and conteplated whether we have to wait til the next day and buy a screw, because we had no proof that ikea didnt put too few screws right? in the end she finally came to the shelf where we had now placed the tools on and lifted them, and the screw was under one of them in an angle we absolutely couldnt see. she ended up finding it with her method and mine didnt work that time lol

[@bob8079]

fascinating

[@AshtonGoodlett]

BRUDDA WHAT