Kirby has been changed to get older and die

Kirby and the Forgotten Land but time waits for no one, not even silly people
Thank you to SDarkMagic for creating this grim change reminding us all about the flow of time
Thank you to MuffinSnakes for the incredible animation
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[@eyeeguy]

nothing like seeing "old" in my notifications

[@Arkoos0]

Yea

[@ConfidentNHandsome]

Oh those New Video Titles before they get changed are amazing aren't they!?

[@masonboone4307]

Yep

[@maelanlixy2540]

bap

[@Riplaysgames_RPG]

cant say i relate

[@blazingghost9963]

So let me get this straight...you're telling me that by simply staying in the line of sight of people, I will start to look younger and will de-age? Who needs the fountain of youth when you got this?

[@AGENT_P0TATOE]

the idea is shrimple.

[@DrBlueHigh]

if thats the case im in deep trouble

[@mintystingmoon4787]

Why do you think Kirby makes friends with everyone he sees? To keep himself alive!

[@soozymeow]

But it’s specifically by someone who wants you dead

[@ThatAsianPenguin]

@DrBlueHigh relateable, I’m too short for anyone to see me so I’m practically on the brink of death

[@tomodaphne]

5:16 Grandma really just said, “You’re not just a clown. You’re the entire circus.”

[@VoxFromTheVees44]

Planet robobot:

[@andrewtheprimarino]

Ah, beat me to it 👍

[@theman-pq9lp]

kirbo cannot escape the ravages of time

[@ryucruz1911]

I lost it when Grandma called him a "salty cracker"

[@TedzillaIsVeryCool]

Ace Attorney:

[@deanherring3622]

I love watching fail try to explain a well put together DND story to a bunch of people who regularly scream “BEAM ATTACK” So all he does is just say “big worm, bad”

[@overforest1195]

Gotta use simple words for those Eldrich Blast spamming Warlocks.

[@L3m0n_Fl0w]

I can proudly say i was here for the live stream and 99% of the cut out parts in chat was everyone screaming “DEMENTIAAAAA~~” Edit: OMG thank you all for the support! ✨ also don’t forget “DEMENTIAAAAAAAAAAAAA”

[@starbeam7679]

So this is gonna be a new chat joke, then? Beam attack, pasta, now dementia?

[@dreamlandskribbl]

did you clip it?!?!?!?!?

[@Creeperfun12]

Let's watch the vod ​@@dreamlandskribbl

[@myarmsrgone]

DEMENTIAAAAA~~

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

Every time fail forgets something this is probably going to happen ... DEMENTIAAAAA~

[@RayDragonM]

the DND prank was absolutely GOLDEN to watch live.

[@leoultimaupgraded9914]

Honestly, sorta makes me wish the DND was on KZbin, it sounds like a fun time

[@RayDragonM]

@@leoultimaupgraded9914 that would be so awesome :0

[@copycat500]

@@leoultimaupgraded9914 I also would like to see it, so if there’s a petition of sorts then sign me up

[@Refer3nce]

HARUKA KIRITANI SPOTTED💥💥💥💥💥

[@RayDragonM]

@@Refer3nceHello, I do indeed like Haruka from the hit game Hatsune Miku: Colorful Stage

[@AzulsBlueMoon]

I love how Alphys’s theme plays whenever Fail talks about his DND campaign-

[@GGGabrielGaming]

11:39 that voice would make a great dnd villain :3

[@TeaTimeLad]

IS THAT YOU????

[@RayDragonM]

NO WAYYY

[@GuyPersonBobicus]

You last posted 1 year ago

[@speedboisanik3232]

Oh hey Gab

[@AJLord]

:3

[@BrookeFryes]

the idea is simple, you slowly decay by the march of time, getting an existential crisis.

[@xB0097x]

Just like real life! :D

[@DualityStrikes]

i'm .. :(

[@matthewglaaser4286]

Also Dnd

[@CooperCampbell-rp4cp]

Yes

[@rubenmaia6162]

And you also get 🎶DEMENTIAAAAAA🎶

[@BobzBlue]

Kirby's health bar is referred to as "Stamina", this implies it is Kirby's motivation rather than durability. So Kirby's has only taken damage in mainline games from what could be considered absolute sharpness from Dark Meta Knight's Galaxia blade, only splitting him and arguably making him stronger.

[@airy214]

*fear*

[@Firecore54]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRM *spit flies every where* ACTUALLY

[@rodrigatorx2266]

That tracks, given how Kirby hit an asteroid so hard it travelled 10^17 m/s (~10^8 times faster than light)

[@BobzBlue]

I don't remember where I've seen Kirby's health bar referred to as stamina... but I see just now wikirby says it sometimes is. I haven't seen it designated as health either though... but I must have drempt or misremembered it.

[@kirbomatic1573]

he was also split into 10 in Kirby: Mass Attack

[@kirrb-dot-exe]

15:44 pausing to realize that hayden, jaymoji, lightlazer, and vulpixie are in the same dnd group chat lmao

[@kwagz3314]

Also Amy, J. Key, and Pecu

[@freeasschaps5840]

I think(?) they have done a few dnd-adjacent streams before so might not be part of the campaign being talked about but they might just use this server for all sorts of dnd stuff

[@aNyoomie]

@@freeasschaps5840 pretty much hit the nail on the head! the servers used for a lot of dnd stuff but has been overtaken by the main group being crazy about the campaign LOOL

[@themostpricklyamphibian8370]

i did not expect multiple references to a DND campaign in a Failboat video titled "old" of all things, but here we are

[@catluvr2]

"Here we are"? Really?

[@sai_ai__8446]

@@catluvr2 Are you suffering from 🎶DEMENTIA🎶

[@user-zw7tz8yo8p]

Failboat is just devolving into single word sentences and I’m here for it

[@lolthisismyhandlenow]

is your pfp a zoomed in photo of whisper from yokai watch's face?

[@user-zw7tz8yo8p]

@@lolthisismyhandlenow yep

[@scooterpilot]

​@@lolthisismyhandlenow what is pfp

[@lolthisismyhandlenow]

@@user-zw7tz8yo8p cool! I love yokai watch

[@lolthisismyhandlenow]

@@scooterpilot it means profile picture

[@TheGrater]

'The idea is simple. I have a crippling fear of growing old, so I got a guy to modify Kirby as a coping mechanism' I love how really simple these ideas get nowadays

[@AnimatorGamer270]

17:30 what a thing to hear out of context

[@Galaxy-hp3yy]

I'VE KILLED MYSELF WOOOOH!!!!

[@awkward1290]

7:10 grandma really broke character to insult our homeboy-

[@Helloname99999]

I like how the title is just "Old" One word can explain a whole video

[@PlaceHolder_072]

it’s actually “old” not “Old”

[@HeroponSuperT]

DEMENTIA! YOU’LL SUFFER SHORT MEMORY LOSS AS YOU’RE GETTING OLDER!

[@maybe_minty_fresh]

DUDE THATS HILARIOUS i wish failboat sang this

[@PaperLuigi14]

I also like the part where he goes "DEMENTIA! YOU’LL SUFFER SHORT MEMORY LOSS AS YOU’RE GETTING OLDER!"

[@user-je4mx1fc7p]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@PaperLuigi14dude me too! But tbh, I prefer the other part where he goes “DEMENTIA! YOU’LL SUFFER SHORT TERM MERMORY LOSS AS YOU’RE GETTING OLDER!”

[@Asherbird25]

@@user-je4mx1fc7p yo same, but i think the part where he sings “DEMENTIA! YOU’LL SUFFER SHORT TERM MERMORY LOSS AS YOU’RE GETTING OLDER!” is definitely better

[@laravioliiii2832]

DEMENTIA! YOU’LL SUFFER SHORT MEMORY LOSS AS YOU’RE GETTING OLDER! is such a good song

[@tatotheredpanda9192]

17:31 “I’ve killed myself, woooo” is not something I expected to hear from failboat

[@MrFlame-zk5cy]

9:22 failboat is gonna be even madder when he realizes how old sonic the hedgehog is grandma is far too accurate with that insult

[@softcrow7]

"The idea is simple ", no it's not. It never has been and never will be.

[@Irish_Enderman]

Are you calling Fail a liar?

[@softcrow7]

​@Irish_Enderman well.. he did said once that he loves his live chat lol😅

[@Irish_Enderman]

@@softcrow7 Wait was that also a lie? I can't believe it lol

[@RebL3333]

@@Irish_EndermanThey ain’t calling him a truther

[@jlco]

I had to change the sign in front of my house from "the idea was always simple" to "the idea was never simple"

[@RayDragonM]

This just reminds me that we need to see more DND content from you. Besides, all your DND characters we’ve seen so far have been STELLAR and I love them and knowing your Miitopia playthrough was too inspired by your DND antics makes this all the more intriguing. So please, get more chat members into the hyperfixation. (This comes from someone who knows what DND is and did only one campaign (that got very much shut down after a couple months) REGARDLESS, it’d be so funny.

[@failboat]

Always awesome to see that people are actually into D&D. Partially using this video as a test to see if people enjoy hearing about this kinda stuff

[@RayDragonM]

@@failboatOH MY GOD I DID NOT THINK YOU’D RESPOND TO THAT THANK YOU SO MUCH! ❤ that reminds me, my sibling and their friends still do DND. (I don’t at the moment because I have a hard time socializing due to autism) In fact, my sibling is a (somewhat newbie) DM. Maybe I with the DND content I can finally drag my sibling and their friends into my hyperfixations >:) And maybe get back into DND myself. I’ve thought about doing that for a while.

[@wolferngames8024]

​@@failboat sure, go for it (i got into a dnd discord server like, two days ago and its been fun, also, you and dnd sounds like a magnificent combo)

[@do-re-mi-fabeat4449]

Let's go ttrpg hyperfixatiooon

[@karlyl7616]

@@failboat as a dnd nerd myself, I would LOVE to see more dnd content

[@springlink3188]

This video is part of the video's challenge, as you viewing it has restored its relevancy, and once you stop watching it, it will slowly lose relevancy until it becomes old and forgotten

[@StarinSeb]

I was not expecting D&D lore from a campaign with Dan and some of his friends in my Kirby content, and frankly, from the care that went into referencing stuff that's close to Dan's heart on top of the massive confusion from chat about what the hell the context is, all this just warms my heart.

[@graciefarnsworth165]

“What is a pipe but a hard hose” -failboat, April 28th, 2024

[@takoyaki-is-tired]

you should add a timestamp

[@WindriderDelta]

What is a hose but a flaccid pipe?

[@Bethany_Bradley]

I mean Kirby is technically 32 now so by Failboat standards he could use a wheelchair now I guess

[@skullmastergamer]

Well you can use a wheelchair at any age lol You don’t need to be old to sit in a chair with wheels

[@penguinoats4613]

Now I really wanna see a video where it's just a "normal" Failboat video but Dan just roleplays as Melody through the whole thing

[@rodrithebean]

Small angry Brooklyn fairy playing Kirby isn't something I thought I needed but I desperately need it

[@sai_ai__8446]

Its funny how at the end failboat was like "one character i haven't mentioned is my character, and their name is..." completely forgetting that he did say their name when explaining the Cadence coincidence

[@Tailsgameing474]

Kirby has got old

[@minovies]

Yes

[@brandtyee6257]

He went to the beach that makes you old

[@delriokeren]

Aww i wanna be a member

[@Sans.Skeletron]

wow

[@whackaB]

@@brandtyee6257 lol

[@Nameless_J]

Cool anyway here's a brownie recipe INGREDIENTS 1/2 cup unsalted butter, melted and HOT 1 tablespoon cooking oil, (olive oil or coconut oil are fine) 1 1/8 cup superfine sugar, (caster sugar or white granulated sugar)* 2 large eggs 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract 1/2 cup all purpose (or plain) flour 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder 1/4 teaspoon salt INSTRUCTIONS Preheat oven to 350°F (175°C). Lightly grease an 8-inch square baking pan with cooking oil spray. Line with parchment paper (or baking paper); set aside. Combine hot melted butter, oil and sugar together in a medium-sized bowl. Whisk well for about a minute. Add the eggs and vanilla; beat until lighter in colour (another minute). Sift in flour, cocoa powder and salt. Gently fold the dry ingredients into the wet ingredients until JUST combined (do NOT over beat as doing so well affect the texture of your brownies). Pour batter into prepared pan, smoothing the top out evenly. (OPTIONAL: Top with chocolate chunks or chocolate chips.) Bake for 20-25 minutes, or until the centre of the brownies in the pan no longer jiggles and is just set to the touch (the brownies will keep baking in the hot pan out of the oven). If testing with a toothpick, the toothpick should come out dirty for fudge-textured brownies.

[@LookiePookDaBoi]

Epic, thanks man

[@geoman265.]

brownie

[@Champion_Kiki]

Epic, thanks man

[@RayDragonM]

Oh my god what that’s just an actual brownie recipe

[@Cicada2204]

Thx for the recipe!

[@ampharosfan75]

Seeing “Old” just. pop up while I’m playing Persona 5 scared me

[@FelixDCat_12]

2:21 this whole segment was absolute fire

[@Gadi872]

If you wanna write down the song lyrics, I got it right here You are old You are SO old You are old and you are ever closer to death *Guitar* Every new horizon is another opportunity to take your last breath You see those ducks They are going to die soon That fox over there Will never see their moooooom Dementia~~~ You'll suffer short memory loss as you're getting older Dementia~~~ You'll suffer short memory loss as you're getting older Dementia~~~ You'll suffer short memory loss as you're getting older Dementia~~~ I forgot to write the rest because I am REALLY old

[@adilmorocco1995]

What segment?

[@TaloWhailo]

I love how this implies that dougdoug is basically dead

[@Kitten_Me1023]

dougdoug is a bellpepper, age does not apply to him.

[@blakksheep736]

Yeah lol.

[@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk]

What

[@blakksheep736]

@@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk Doug Doug is 31.

[@TentaCole]

Surprising when Failboat actually MEANS his idea is simple. (Edit: Props to the editor for choosing Penny’s Big Breakaway music!)

[@Solesteam]

Granma bounces between: AI barely understanding the task and Sapient being capable of making her own conclusions and teasing Failboat for the amusement of her great grandchild and chaotic hive-mind, *_Chat._*

[@Yea1maGamer]

As a fellow DnD nerd I need a summary of Failboat’s year-long DnD campaign in precise detail

[@airy214]

same

[@lizando1326]

Yes

[@VGJol]

I turned 18 today, seeing "old" made me feel great 😎

[@itskompassjustkompass]

Happy bday

[@PipesTheVlob]

Happy birthday.

[@mad_hatt]

GREAT BIRTH!!!!

[@TheManLetsPlays]

Happy Birthday!

[@Sylvayex]

Happy birthday!! :D

[@N-Dtheshinygallade]

Dan might be the only 78/98/whatever year-old who attends gatherings of glasses adjusting and nerdy fantasy nonsense.

[@icyshrooms8502]

Despite the thumbnail saying otherwise, i am absolutely certain Grandma will make a surprise appearance

[@Angel-Dust-The-Prostitute]

12:45 me knowing what d&d is... I get what he did... This is the most biggest prank he ever brainstormed. And all I can say to him is: "You brilliant bastard, you did it, you totally did it!!!"

[@ThatSilhouetteCat]

glandpa

[@MT-by1dp]

glanma

[@ilovemywhiteshoes]

yukari

[@funnybluecandle]

gwandpa

[@Vinicup]

Grand dad

[@ilovemywhiteshoes]

@@Vinicup GRAND DAD??!!

[@memeelfman324]

15:49 Y I P P E E

[@sonicthehedgehog6505]

11:20 Don’t give me an existential crisis at 19 That ain’t cool

[@trulyNormalAccount]

"He could be anyone of us" 12:20

[@KBD420]

"He could be right here in this very room"

[@trulyNormalAccount]

@@KBD420 "He could be me. He could be you. He could even be-"

[@Disassembly_droneN_]

​@@trulyNormalAccount*dead*

[@KBD420]

​@@Disassembly_droneN_WHOA WHOA WHOA NOW

[@alessandroblanco699]

​​@@KBD420 What? It was obvious: he's the red spy.

[@Idkmano]

3:05 oh yes dementia

[@greencopper12]

Dementia~

[@GSPScorp]

*Idea: Have your DND characters be part of the Failboat cast (Failboat cast as in Eyea, Your Miis, Little Chaty, ETC)*

[@e5858]

This depends entirely on chat

[@Mariorox1956]

Those "Death by old age" predictions get more likely with every passing video.

[@TheOGWaddleDoo]

“Dementia,” the hit song made by none other than Failboat, master comedian, is a true banger and teaches everyone about dementia.

[@MrLizard042]

17:30 HEY HEY HEY!!! DON’T SAY THAT!!! SAY SOMETHING ELSE, FAILBOAT!!

[@BlueDogXL]

more kirby mods should include hyperspecific lore from your D&D campaigns

[@LimesAtTimes]

This is just: Kirby is hungry and dies, but he also feasts on others presence 👁👄👁

[@kellyedwards421]

Took a break from watching dnd videos to enjoy some failboat playing kirby... Nope. Nevermind

[@wawe5557]

11:10 😭 i was procrastinating on math homework and this genuinely crept me out so much i actually started doing it for the remainder or the video no fuckin way. Thank you mister Daniel Failboat, i shall forever be haunted by your words

[@Brenothegamer1847]

POV you stubbed your toe on a rock 10:07

[@daricletsplay2774]

Gonna be honest I always say "What's the idea failboat before clicking" it never gets old

[@inkerJ]

unlike failboat himself

[@elecmagpulse7385]

“The idea is simple.” -Failboat, a fool who has no idea what awaits him

[@nessie-from-earthbound1601]

“You’ll suffer short memory loss as you’re getting older” yeah that’s me in my early 20s

[@kimitodemonboi6925]

I have a feeling this was made because Kirby's Birthday/Anniversary was yesterday. But I love this XD

[@Koc3813]

"Hear me out..." "Go on..." "Old."

[@PotatoeGod]

The *-idea-* title is simple 2:53 Sorry, what'd you say? I forgot.

[@Helluva_Boss_Blitz]

The song has no title, because the artist would always forget

[@miasfunwarehouse8499]

Watching this part of the stream was so funny and I absolutely love DnD.

[@HighTechToast]

i think my notifications are trying to tell me something "Old" "Run" "Gamble"

[@njohn043]

12:13 you cannot drop this art on us and then explain nothing are you kidding me

[@Cookie-kj5sn]

11:01 Kirby right back at ya theme song lol

[@Pik-Mations]

2:09 "My arthritis is cured!"

[@Super_Austinator_Archived]

“My hips are restored!”

[@Helluva_Boss_Blitz]

"I can walk!"

[@thecactustaco]

I’m honestly so interested in Daniel’s D&D campaign now/gen

[@NintendoNerd64]

in the "how will i die" challenge a joke answer was "old age", truly we've come full circle

[@legogonkdroid3630]

15:55 why does he sound almost exactly like the scout from tf2?

[@sadantt]

i love just seeing “old” in my notifications just a little bit after my birthday

[@KirbyLovesKake-hg8gl]

Petition to get a full version of dementiaaa

[@AnimatorGamer270]

would sign

[@Electrickster-lq2gh]

I was going to sign the petition but my name's already on it for some reason. Wait, what's this petition for again?

[@JimBeaz]

10:01 I heard that. You can’t hide the theme of liberty and managed democracy from me, failboat.

[@eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemen]

Noteblock has a great taste of tea

[@JimBeaz]

@@eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemen yeah, the only type of tea i drink.

[@Ganpan14O]

10:35 She says "I think this is a wooden doll", and you know what character is a wooden doll? Geno. She was clearly saying "Gee, no"

[@THE_TOAST]

the delusions :(

[@curiouscreator8806]

this video has made me age 70 years within the span of 17 minutes & 53 seconds, great job failboat 👍

[@dantheroadside]

My favorite Kirby and the forgotten land song. (DEMENTIA, YOU WILL SUFFER SHORT TER MEMORY LOSS AS YOU GET OLDER)

[@dantheroadside]

I did not expect this to get 13 likes. Try and get it higher for absolutely no reason 😂😂😂

[@kraftyfox.2658]

16:37 I busted a gut so hard, I'm crying! X'D Chat's reaction was PERFECT! (Watching it for the 5th time now, and still busting a gut laughing loudly!) X'D

[@finnjiro4301]

So when people say they would rather die then go out in public, they meant it literally.

[@KaraKaotic]

14:07 yes, yes he is. wish he was better but orisa is far to strong rn

[@MitoNova583]

2:49 I made One comment during the livestream of this adding my own song lyrics to whatever Dan was spouting, & in the process I think I may have created a new bit what have I done.

[@miataveras3108]

Thank you, for the birth of… wait what was it called again?

[@nera124]

16:45 OOOOOOOOH it all makes sense now! The entire lore is so much more understandable now!

[@alessandroblanco699]

12:14 Kane is holding a clock so I assume that is the reason why this change is themed around time

[@doctoregg7908]

Stop with the one word titles, please. I have too many nickels.

[@Isaidleavedude]

…HEY FAIL, WE NEED SOME MORE ONE WORD TITLES HERE!

[@tacollab0924]

9:04 did grandma just stutter? Dear lord

[@toastprobably9774]

i feel like my youtube recommendations are trying to tell me something with iconic videos like "old"

[@Determination_2.0]

16:42 “helpful reference”

[@Sekku829]

I love how these titles are getting shorter and shorter and yet conveying more and more information and emotion

[@kimmekinder]

"I think this is a Circus" I watched this after going to the circus 🤣

[@Unluckydood]

Daniel comes to terms with his mortality as a decrepit 28 year old through kirby and DnD

[@RunestoneFoxExtra]

I adore getting to hear snippits of other DND games; based on my own games as reference, I can almost guarantee Melody has broken the Geneva convention at least once

[@wolferngames8024]

this is dan we are talking about, i say at least 10

[@arinpendragon4344]

5:09 GRANDMA HAS RETURNED! MAY THE COMMENT SECTION REJOICE!!!!

[@vlogsby_eve]

In an alternate universe, the idea is no longer simple

[@Nataniahuahu]

young

[@vlogsby_eve]

@@Nataniahuahu old

[@NikoNappin]

​@vlogsby_eve death

[@Imedithmora]

Life expectancy in medieval times be like: 9:56

[@tejaypatel9197]

i joined the stream at the point where 11:45 takes place and im happy to see what else i missed ironically i only managed to fall asleep listening to dan

[@kellitanksley9772]

4:19 Hamborgor🍔🤣

[@memeelfman324]

5:03 SHE HAS RETURNED

[@FastBattleshipKongou]

The shock of hearing the opening talking about birthdays and specifically turning 28 TODAY, on my 28th birthday had me do a double take.

[@Syn523]

"the idea is simple" is the modern "the problem: [insert thing here] the solution: we make it ourselves!"

[@theominouspigeon]

oldby

[@ltren8673]

The idea is shrimple.

[@mad_hatt]

You’re telling me a shrimple made this challenge?

[@elliotmoonridge6481]

(I'm sorry, it had to be done.) Lyrics to Failboat's song: You are old You are SO old You are old And you are ever closer to death Every new horizon Is an opportunity to take your last breath You see those ducks? They're going to die soon That fox over there Will never see their mom Dementia~ You'll suffer short memory loss as you're getting older Dementia~ You'll suffer short memory loss as you're getting older Dementia~ You'll suffer short memory loss as you're getting older Dementia~ You'll suffer short memory loss as you're getting older

[@JonathonDixon-bn7xe]

11:01 Boy, I sure love listening to happy music while Failboat smiles like a psychopath and shoots me with a toy gun.