I Built a Track Where Every 1000 Feet the Bumps Get Worse!

Today in Zeepkist I built a track where every 1000 feet the bumps get worse. This track starts off easy but good luck if you think you will finish it.
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[@kANGaming]

What other track ideas do you have for Zeepkist?

[@MrLarsgren]

game or movie themed. like build old double screen donkey kong using rocks as barrels. could even have a vertical one as background where ladders show the real passages.

[@ajstouffer6247]

Dapper red steps track.....but longer.

[@joelvdbrink8799]

A track where every kilometer the bumps get worse?

[@Plant_The_Otter]

bobsleigh/skateboard track but you start instantly losing all 4 wheel. for that true pain

[@mattyorshin]

StarFox

[@konradwright7725]

Kan just starts a playlist themed off of different mobile game adds? “Can you save the princess in time?”, “99% of Players can’t make it through the 1st checkpoint”, “You won’t last 1 minute!”

[@techno1561]

He just needs some footage where he ploughs right into the first rock.

[@YourXavier]

"One weird trick racers don't want you to know."

[@zaijinmatthewguittap9258]

"I can't reach pink checkpoint!"

[@cartoonkeeper]

Are you trying to get him to create more pain

[@konradwright7725]

@@cartoonkeeper yes, but funny pain

[@TheSwazondStandard]

At 96 repetitions of 16 units, with a unit being a meter, each section is 1536 m. 1000 feet in turn is 304.8 m. This track is more than 5 times as large as Kan intended to be. This man was an engineer.

[@zacharythurgood2704]

He says he didn't know the units at like 2:30

[@nikkiofthevalley]

​@@zacharythurgood2704Yep. Although he could have looked it up, Unity's default grid is supposed to be 1 meter per unit.

[@benjaminfranklin329]

​@@zacharythurgood2704 I mean he was estimating each track section was 10ft long, either that means he thinks the zeep people are tiny, or he's terrible at judging distance.

[@kANGaming]

I guessed at the units Yannic used in zeepkist LOL

[@Ookami_EMP]

I feel like a mars rover had the same issue with units in the past... also engineers.

[@cynthiasitri]

"Every Kilometer the Bumps Get Worse!" "Every 1000 Yards the Bumps Get Worse!" "Wishlist Zeepkist or the Bumps Get Worse!"

[@livedandletdie]

Every Wishlist the bumps get worse...

[@CraigEngbrecht]

Every 1536m ;) @kANGaming

[@the_dark_jumper2211]

Phd. Engineer Math: - "One block is 16 units" - "Each section is 96 [blocks] long" - "And I figured one section (sic) is close to 10 feet" (10 = 16, got it) oh, actually 1 unit is 1 meter. - "Okay, so one section is 960m then" (96 * 16m = 960m, got it)

[@mr.dr.kaiser4912]

M A T H

[@KalijahAnderson]

Yeah I was like "What? No, that's 1536 meters. That makes your track 6.144 kilometers long." SMH

[@The_Lexer]

Petition for 7:10 to be the new death sound in zeepkist.

[@Thezxc568III]

the nascar at le mans was amazing, for its weight class and everything. Around the last quarter of the race it tore out its own gearbox, plead the judges for an exception to fix the gearbox because they were an exhibition car. Got back on the track in an hour and finished 39th overall.

[@nightcrawlerau919]

What a video kAN… so entertaining! This map had me on the edge of my seat

[@MrLarsgren]

haha kan . that no wheel finish reminded me of toppers landing scene in hotshots XD

[@Apocalypsee07]

Well, you asked for it... : What the actual frick is a feet? As a user of the superior metric units i feel offended :D

[@sloppyjoe9204]

"I'll do lines man, I don't mind" kAN 2023

[@abaddon4995]

what is a feet?

[@salepien]

A very weird unit some monarch publicized his shoe size to be at some point probably…

[@Tombsar]

What is a Fiets?

[@dweezil6969]

Kan is taking Zeepkist into Grey Still Plays territory. Next people will be building challenge tracks for Kan to finish.

[@Andy.Ripley]

wish I could give muti likes, that no wheel finish deserves a short and a spotlight on the main page.

[@JanTonovski]

Could you and Dapper do another Spyparty episode? I really enjoy those videos where you try to distract each other

[@icebergmm]

"Oppression units" killed me.

[@roccov3614]

I love watching Zeepkist content but never had the desire to buy it (not my sort of game I guess). But, as requested, I just added it to my wish list. You're cool Yannic. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. :)

[@goop9086]

That last part of the video with 0 wheels was the coolest thing that ever happened in his videos

[@Endelin]

Dapper can talk, but the only words he can say are the names of different kinds of cheese.

[@bbittercoffee]

Oh man that finish was actually so funny lmao

[@devttyUSB0]

Love the chat :) Loved the track and kAN's skidding finish :)

[@MadMikael]

Interesting track, was hoping you'd go photo mode at the end so we could see how steep it was and how bad the jumps were... maybe next time ;)

[@versuzzero5335]

That finish was hilarious.

[@FUGP72]

Wait a second though...Is the speed accurate to the size of each block? If you made a track that had exactly 3333 road pieces in a straight line, and a booster than instantly got you to 200 KPH, and you never did anything to slow down, would the track take exactly 1 minute?

[@bleachedkill]

It would take 1 minute to get to the last checkpoint, but not the finish. 3 checkpoints + finish. So probably 1 minute 20 seconds?

[@benjaminfranklin329]

No, it would be 208 road pieces, each piece is 16m long. The math works out pretty well with the track above. At 96 pieces per section with 4 sections the total length was 16*96*4 (6144m) which would take 1:50 at 200, obviously this doesn't account for the starting acceleration or the extra distance covered by air time or the slightly above 200 speed for most of the downhill.

[@bensonjarvis5025]

Kan, you are a menace.

[@Dubanx]

You missed an opportunity to name this "Level 8, but worse".

[@dirkkrohn1907]

0:31 You made like Jorge of the Jungle with that rock kAN.

[@Voriki2]

"I'll do lines, man." Are we still talking about voice acting?

[@amandacourtney3519]

This reminds me of one of your tracks you did a long time ago

[@konradwright7725]

I love watching this channel when I’m on the Kan 🚽

[@Scare-_-Crow]

Imagine moving that speed in a soapbox car it's around 124 ish mph 😮

[@jekanyika]

1:40 I was about to say this. The game was made by a European I doubt any feet were involved.

[@benrex7775]

it was programmed so mostly hands were involved.

[@michaelklog]

i added it to my wishlist.

[@a.w.5682]

I’m glad Kosmo actually knows about the NASCAR in Le Mans, it was incredible. One thing though, while yeah the NASCAR DESTROYED its competition, it didn’t have the same rules as the cars it was competing against

[@evernewb2073]

shhhhhh, you're not supposed to pay attention to that part. seriously though, while that thing was cheating six ways to sunday no matter what rulebook you look through it was apparently a pretty cool testbed...basically they just grabbed a bunch of engineers from all over the place handed them a shop and a wad of cash and told them the only rule was that it had to look somewhat like a nascar. even the pitstop was because they got to do basically an F1 pitstop.

[@WibleWobble]

Variating lvl 08 has just become a meme in the community. Someone has to make the most detailed, insanely decorated, visual orgasm of a level 8

[@AlovicGrim]

Seeing the map is what it is, and you beat it without any wheels. Would you say you were skipping rocks? So many rocks and jumps after all.

[@ILEFTCAPS0N]

Lost all wheels and still made a decent time. Skillz for dayz.

[@JamesTK]

This track is just pain

[@Burrito_Legend]

How much did it took to validate your track? It can't be that long, mine took 2 in a half days to valiate

[@gabribotha2403]

Good thumbnail. Looks like gSP

[@tylermatheson4376]

Hill climb racing intensifies

[@leslienope-unintended8354]

I wonder if there’s a height difference in game with your wheels on and off. If so, you could make a ‘look ma, no hands’ track that requires a skidding finish by putting an oblong checkpoint just before the finish.

[@guillermoelnino]

Imperial system for the win!

[@yamahasean125]

it would be interesting to have a track that instead of checkpoints i0t just has like hella speed checks

[@syndensesteffensmeier9341]

Good video, but at the beginning the characters keep talking about something called "kalamiters" does anyone know what these are? A quick Google Search only showed me olives and construction tools.

[@DrSpecialful]

16m by 96 blocks is 1536m, a mile is ~1600m. So if you want it in casual units, it’s ‘Level 8 but (nearly) every mile the bumps get bigger’

[@Darkenrall1]

We need Yannic in scrapmecanic games!!!

[@alexengineering3060]

a km is our verstion of aa mile here in canada

[@Infernoblade1010]

"OPPRESSION UNITS" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Sascuache123]

Wishlist!!!!! For every person that wishlists zeepkist there will be one less bullying insult to him from his dev buddies. 🎼 “in the eyes of an angel” 🎶 lol

[@thomasbradley8063]

I want to see unique's vew of that finish

[@Coren024]

Doing the math, each grid is 16 m and Kan went 96 grids. 16x96= 1536 m. That turns into 5039 ft. So each segment is almost a mile long. If you wanted to be true to the title, each part would be 1/5 the length which would have made ~24 second long track.

[@brutace9219]

It's roughly every 3000 feet if you want to be more accurate. Edit: or 1000 yards... Idk know how many will get this reference but congrats! You beat .22 man.

[@Mikemk_]

It's every 5,039 feet. Not sure how you define roughly

[@brutace9219]

@@Mikemk_ it's 3300 ft. You can check in two ways, simply check 1 km in ft or go by km-miles-feet. 1 mile is 1.6 km, 5280 ft is 1 mile, so 5280/1.6. Not sure how 5000 ft would be 1 km when 5280 is 1 mile and a mile is 1.6 km. Side note, if anyone wants a simple way to remember km to miles, remember 100 km is 60-62 mph.

[@mihalydozsa2254]

I hate when the road texture follows the car as you move fast, I always wondered why does that happen.

[@Gn8Lif3]

This is basicly drunk driving The longer it goes the more you realize you got a problem

[@pastasketti]

this track is one of those gta courses that plays under family guy clips

[@Trizzer89]

Lol, NO WHEELS

[@DannyWeaver0900]

What's a killometer?

[@camothewhamo]

5:46 Yay I got into the vid (name camo22)

[@Exterminate-bd8bg]

what's a calawmeter?

[@Silentsouls]

Whahaha, what the hell is a meter, well it is what "Freedom" units are derived from

[@asxn_edits]

Lmaoooo ,maybe try to make a track where all ur wheels are broken ,so now ur just snow boardin the track

[@mattyorshin]

i agree pokemon needs voice acting

[@matheusGMN]

I don't know if this was pain or not hahaha x)

[@petint]

Here's a better title: *SUFFERING*

[@MrRedpanda2442]

This is cool and all but what is a kilometer

[@zocorzwiftshot]

cool

[@Ulysses_S_Grant_18]

I think it's just swell

[@chpgmr1372]

The Nascar did so well because it didnt have to follow any rules like the rest of the cars. Also its barely a Nascar since they redesigned and changed so much.

[@Chase4FreeWiFi]

this feels like watching graystillplays playing gta

[@gamingodyssey8295]

The comic sans thumbnail 💀

[@zivecef]

still confused how my first and only finish, which was my first run, won

[@osterpenpen9379]

So, if each road piece is 16x16 meters, then your 96 piece sections are 0.954 miles.

[@bonovoxel7527]

Most based dialogues ever.

[@TarisSinclair]

"What's a Cola-mater?"

[@lilbiskut5465]

Bro was off by almost 3k feet 🤣(Or 1.5 km)

[@adorbstotesadorbs.9371]

Lord of the Rings theme

[@widders1]

So 16mx96 is only 1.5km but its actually 5039ft so only 5 times over the title 😂

[@daanbos5918]

“Do not hump”

[@entropy-cat]

What's the point of checkpoints if you keep going back to the start?

[@tcmax7837]

1. On tracks that arent just a straight line, it avoids cuts, since you have to go through all checkpoints before finish counts. 2. you get to see split times, which helps make it easier to know how you're doing compared to PB

[@aGoshDarnTravesty]

1) They just force players to not skip parts of the track. Have to collect all the checkpoints to finish. 2) After finishing the track once, checkpoints tell you whether you're going faster or slower than your previous best time.

[@DorkDavidIsCrazy]

Metric units are simple units while American units hurt my brain units

[@anjuju2]

"Sometimes" Painfull?

[@Rararawr]

So if its 96 sections of 16 meters, thats almost 1600 meters, which is about a mile. So the whole track is 4 miles, and you're going 200kph, which is 120mph ish, the math checks out that it should be 2 minutes

[@Poldovico]

so, each "1000 feet" section is about 4.5k feet in length :P

[@nulano]

it's actually slightly over 5000ft.

[@Poldovico]

@@nulano yeah, I was doing the very imprecise 1m = 3ft rounding.

[@turbovinci0162]

You would totally find this track under a familyguy video.

[@Eternal_Night69]

So I stead of 1000feet it's 3280.84 feet the jumps get worse no?

[@TheChosenVaultDweller]

I’m wish listing for yannic

[@deannaparr9448]

at 4:43, who is that talking? The guy that says tat he is supposed to be being a bad friend.

[@deannaparr9448]

Nvm, 5:52, someone said that it's TwoFace.

[@deannaparr9448]

He seems funny.

[@oriontherealironman]

Bigfoot Europeans: 😡 Bigmeter Europeans: 😁

[@benrex7775]

thermometer Americas: 😡 thermofeet Americas: 😁

[@jacksonstarky8288]

Any system of measurement that has no single conversion factor is definitely oppression units. On the other hand, base 10 is just as silly as inconsistent conversion factors, because 10 has only two prime factors, which leads to all kinds of nasty repeating fractional forms. We need base 12 numbers and a base-12-based measurement system (yes, like inches and feet, but like nothing else in "freedom" units)... base 12 isn't perfect either, but it's better than base 10. Let the arguments begin!

[@mrfreetime5177]

Could just say every mile

[@playzgames474]

Thought this was a graystillplays video from the thumbnail

[@supC_]

What’s a feet? What’s that in meters?

[@frankyanish4833]

What is a “1000 feet”?

[@RobertJackson-vc9rk]

I don't know what you guys are talking about when you say black pavement rocks cause I can easily see the rocks on the black pavement.

[@MostDopeWooper]

I bought zeepkist but shortly after, my pc completely crashed never could join your servers 😢

[@ianpounds3501]

hey i know what meters and kilometers are and i use "freedom units"

[@masonfoster151]

4:40?

[@user-zw5kt8ik2g]

MORE A08! (please, don't)

[@Timmzy27]

What’s a kilometre?

[@benrex7775]

🎵Un kilomètre à pied ça use, ça use 🎵