I can feel my brain expanding (Balatro)

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Northernlion

Northernlion

Күн бұрын

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@dontlookatmyname3785
@dontlookatmyname3785 5 ай бұрын
Watching him panic and send 3 hands with 4 defubbed queen andys in the deck had me laughing my ass off. Cant believe he survived that boss
@TheOdyssey989
@TheOdyssey989 5 ай бұрын
Oh man I couldn’t believe when he sent the third one haha
@Chris_x_2
@Chris_x_2 5 ай бұрын
That is when I became a type A chatter. Like surely he won’t send dokie down main-street for a third time…
@lasagnium
@lasagnium 5 ай бұрын
Northernlion is a Balatro-powered machine that turns type B chatters into type A chatters
@ValTheGnat
@ValTheGnat 5 ай бұрын
I swear I’ve never made a type a comment in my life but….
@GooGooPandancer
@GooGooPandancer 5 ай бұрын
Seeing Violet Vessel was coming up then seeing eggy skip card sharp on the very last shop screen officially converted me
@jacktenglin2558
@jacktenglin2558 5 ай бұрын
+2
@sleep5778
@sleep5778 5 ай бұрын
*Fucking*
@2Luke100
@2Luke100 5 ай бұрын
Sooo truuuueeee
@anthonygorczyca3967
@anthonygorczyca3967 5 ай бұрын
Bro keeps discarding the birds in the hand for ones in the bush
@nitroflux_o1040
@nitroflux_o1040 Ай бұрын
+2
@rew6184
@rew6184 5 ай бұрын
the devil shivers when the type B chatter feels the urge to type
@specialmonkey68
@specialmonkey68 5 ай бұрын
He was only at 153 mult without mystic summit, thank god he bought it to go to 168!
@ideadomg
@ideadomg 5 ай бұрын
if i speak on the final shop i am in big trouble
@LOLFLUSHDRAW
@LOLFLUSHDRAW 5 ай бұрын
Card sharp
@quadrillion92
@quadrillion92 5 ай бұрын
card sharp
@GuiTheKratos
@GuiTheKratos 5 ай бұрын
Lil bro spend half the rum crying for a mult multer
@GuiTheKratos
@GuiTheKratos 5 ай бұрын
Lil bro spend half the rum crying for a mult multer
@jordanplaut7137
@jordanplaut7137 5 ай бұрын
20:43 Me when I’m stranded on a desert island and the only thing I’ve had to eat are green fruits and ocean fish
@Subsistence69
@Subsistence69 5 ай бұрын
+1
@not_ryuka
@not_ryuka 5 ай бұрын
neurodivergent type comment
@jacobadderley2643
@jacobadderley2643 5 ай бұрын
My brain searching its records to guess what in the world this would be referencing. 10/10 +2s for you sir.
@daleanddale
@daleanddale 5 ай бұрын
Now this is the comment we deserve.
@Malao558
@Malao558 5 ай бұрын
Tossing three hands before acknowledging that the boss blind debuffed his Shoot the Moon queens was nerve-wracking.
@ArtificialXD
@ArtificialXD 5 ай бұрын
I was flabbergasted he survived that boss blind after that. That whole run was peak rollercoaster entertainment
@Benisuber1
@Benisuber1 5 ай бұрын
Bro is using up his discards like there's a rule you can't play a hand until you reach 0
@RockEsper
@RockEsper 5 ай бұрын
He's trying to stack as many queens as possible in one hand
@dragonmonitor
@dragonmonitor 5 ай бұрын
@@RockEsperand then playing the queens, defeating the whole purpose of drawing them
@RockEsper
@RockEsper 5 ай бұрын
​@@dragonmonitor There's nothing wrong with a shoot the moon build that plays its queens
@Radiorobot1
@Radiorobot1 5 ай бұрын
⁠@@RockEsperI think the issue was more so that he was just tossing usable hands while fishing for queens even though he wanted pairs. And also not checking the deck to fish for a pair on the last discard or two of a blind and then being forced to just high card or lose multiple by playing queens Edit: though to be fair two queens are 20 chips when he didn’t really have many from jokers but I think the mult+money was usually better
@veal_vermicelli
@veal_vermicelli 5 ай бұрын
We're balatro boys, of course we econ for tarot cards.
@noahfaust4134
@noahfaust4134 5 ай бұрын
gross
@monoDRUNK
@monoDRUNK 5 ай бұрын
what the fuck? mime doubles raised fist because it's a held-in-hand proc? i'm going crazy
@ValTheGnat
@ValTheGnat 5 ай бұрын
9:40 Egg looks to play a full house 9:56 Egg plays a two pair when he can play a full house. I mean it got him there, but what the fuck
@wickedsamurai3323
@wickedsamurai3323 5 ай бұрын
This bald man refuses to play a 5 card hand
@user-fw8wt4qo3o
@user-fw8wt4qo3o 5 ай бұрын
I just watched this and screamed, then came to the comments to see someone else bring it up
@Catsaclysm
@Catsaclysm 5 ай бұрын
This is the closest I've come to type a in the entire Balatro series bro
@Starcutter
@Starcutter 5 ай бұрын
I am going insane
@Nikowo1610
@Nikowo1610 5 ай бұрын
He literally won though 😭
@ianvandevelde7826
@ianvandevelde7826 5 ай бұрын
32:08 "you need the chips" 33:11 *rolls past paradoliea* 🤐
@turnermarius4471
@turnermarius4471 5 ай бұрын
He suffers from being to hyper active. No wonder he is a father.
@SuperRace71688
@SuperRace71688 3 ай бұрын
I thought the same thing 🤣
@fries6402
@fries6402 5 ай бұрын
Maining an Epson Workforce Pro in the office: misprint me, misprint me
@KashMoneyKale
@KashMoneyKale 5 ай бұрын
He wins that if he gives up Summit for Card Sharp at the end… Not sure why he loves summit so much when a x3 mult card is staring right at him when he stacks mult
@zaftnotameni
@zaftnotameni 5 ай бұрын
summit is extreme trash tier
@romanbrooke7075
@romanbrooke7075 5 ай бұрын
I think he genuinely just missed card sharp... It was guaranteed win with it
@KashMoneyKale
@KashMoneyKale 5 ай бұрын
@@zaftnotameni he gets so attached to summit and throwing discards away, as well as keeping vagabond forever lol
@ScholarZero
@ScholarZero 5 ай бұрын
I think he just has a blind spot for certain jokers, and playing fast for the entertainment. But yeah my heart skipped a beat when card sharp appeared, and made Hank Hill sort of noise when he passed it.
@dudekazoo
@dudekazoo 5 ай бұрын
I think he pretty obviously didn't even notice card sharp flicker past. It's not a big deal, he's the one who lost.
@Bunker_Brothers
@Bunker_Brothers 5 ай бұрын
Vid dropped as soon as i went on my lunch break. perfection.
@ValTheGnat
@ValTheGnat 5 ай бұрын
May your lunch break is 44:52 long then
@williammitchell6254
@williammitchell6254 5 ай бұрын
Congratulations
@ethandavis7310
@ethandavis7310 5 ай бұрын
You can change the order of your queens for shoot the moon so that the steel cards trigger last. Only made a 10k point diff on the final boss tho.
@jessewest2700
@jessewest2700 5 ай бұрын
Scary face would be goated with 'all cards are face cards.' He rolls past it at 33:11 without a thought in the world lol.
@prestonjacobs8749
@prestonjacobs8749 5 ай бұрын
Dude that killed me😂
@iluxa-4000
@iluxa-4000 5 ай бұрын
Nah, not really. In the end he was playing queens anyway which are already face cards
@extralyfe
@extralyfe 5 ай бұрын
NL, you can Red Seal Queens in hand and they trigger when Steel normally will, and will also trigger Shoot the Moon twice. haven't gotten a chance to try Steel Red Seal Queens in hand with Shoot the Moon, but, seems good.
@nazurix689
@nazurix689 5 ай бұрын
That's it. Im calling my new dog Balatro
@Bujintei
@Bujintei 5 ай бұрын
Mida, all cards are face cards and vampire would sky rocket soo fast. I hope we can see it one day
@Zer0Awakening
@Zer0Awakening 5 ай бұрын
Mime joker being swapped for the +8 mult joker for playing a pair tends to be a huge downgrade. Raised fist applies twice when you have Mime, so at worst: raised fist will give +4 mult twice (+8 mult total) off of a 2. So any time your lowest card in hand is better than a 2, you are getting more benefit from mime + raised fist. Plus the benefit of any steel cards or any other effects (baron + kings in hand)
@lironi1111
@lironi1111 5 ай бұрын
who up honin they jokers rn
@genericname4362
@genericname4362 5 ай бұрын
Way ahead of ya brother I'm glowing em up and maybe even dipping em in mama Liz's pog oil
@Eggz4Dinner420
@Eggz4Dinner420 5 ай бұрын
The earth planet card upgrades the full house hand. This is a reference to how the show "full house" takes place on earth
@Chalkcs
@Chalkcs 5 ай бұрын
11:07 POV you're Galileo meeting with the Papacy
@gayMath
@gayMath 5 ай бұрын
card sharp would have won it, yes, but also someone please validate me and tell me i wasn't the only one going nuts that he's not shuffling the steel queens over to the right at every opportunity
@thankshunterverycool
@thankshunterverycool 5 ай бұрын
balatro dipped in mama liz's swag friday oil
@lontvany
@lontvany 5 ай бұрын
Nl balatro stream is such a lobotomized experience
@Arthur-wd8hc
@Arthur-wd8hc 5 ай бұрын
Me during the lobotomy
@perfectcuremt
@perfectcuremt 5 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure you dont read these, but each ante is preset for jokers. If you can reroll each round a few times, it saves you some money overall while searching for better jokers. The d6 tag saves $25 if you have the money to search the shop for some decent jokers. Side note, if you have the money and consumable slots, it's smart to hold tarot cards or planets that you don't want. Unless you have a showman, they can not appear again in the shop.
@AtomicSlugg
@AtomicSlugg 5 ай бұрын
a glycogen tracker would go so hard
@colemcegg3894
@colemcegg3894 5 ай бұрын
Card sharp would have saved that run a the end. Wish he didn't ignore it!
@daxtear
@daxtear 5 ай бұрын
Watching the final boss actively hurt.
@phakepercs9599
@phakepercs9599 5 ай бұрын
Spoiler moment
@2Luke100
@2Luke100 5 ай бұрын
This run was pretty hard to watch. Luckily I have the Buddha nature so it's not so bad, but still.
@ornado4773
@ornado4773 5 ай бұрын
The fact that he skipped on the joker that gets times X multiplier stronger per planet card used not once but twice and then proceeded to use like 25 planet cards and never got a good multiplier card is kinda funny
@patricktan7120
@patricktan7120 5 ай бұрын
getting rid of mime without realising it was saving his ass with raised fist is my turning into type A moment this video
@RandomAutist
@RandomAutist 5 ай бұрын
"Relax, i'll handle it" said the Egg while his head was soaring.
@martinbrunet2589
@martinbrunet2589 5 ай бұрын
The Midas Mask turns to gold all face cards played, not necessarily scored.
@bdiddy1138
@bdiddy1138 5 ай бұрын
NLs Balatro runs are getting more and more manic by the day 😄
@jonthomas3065
@jonthomas3065 5 ай бұрын
TFW he plays 5 tens again
@ValTheGnat
@ValTheGnat 5 ай бұрын
So early, and yet all I can think about is Mama Liz, and her fabled chili oil
@TheFantasticMrBanchy
@TheFantasticMrBanchy 5 ай бұрын
Glad to see him do a strange build. Would have loved to have seen vamp show and the joker making all cards face cards. Imagine the symmetry!
@waterbender6427
@waterbender6427 5 ай бұрын
Some odd decisions were made here not gonna lie. Rolling the mini joker twice in a row and skipping it both times definitely made me scream a little
@joshuamitchell3441
@joshuamitchell3441 5 ай бұрын
BALATRO?! DIPPED IN....PAPA TONNES CHILI OIIIILLL???!@!
@noveurx7301
@noveurx7301 5 ай бұрын
Bro actually making me type A with that debuffed Queens play
@avromostlund5166
@avromostlund5166 5 ай бұрын
rolling past card sharp with a summit in his stack crushed me. It took me from laughing at his misfortunes and mistakes and it broke me. The dust has formed a type A youtube commenter.
@rooster4011
@rooster4011 5 ай бұрын
Gotta love getting a bunch of chores done straight into new balatro video dipped in Mama Liz's joker oil
@youchuanwang1738
@youchuanwang1738 5 ай бұрын
i enjoyed the run, cracked some laughter out of it. GOOD job
@johnrozewicki7132
@johnrozewicki7132 5 ай бұрын
Yo NL, love the content. Small tip for what happened with the arcanas on that run. You need to put a little more respect on standard packs because they're the only other source of cards with seals than spectral packs (which are rarer). Obviously saving for econ is important, but you should be taking the slight gamble on an early standard pack if you see it.
@HolyDeviant1
@HolyDeviant1 5 ай бұрын
that win at the Goad with Shoot The Moon was fucking harrowing
@zaftnotameni
@zaftnotameni 5 ай бұрын
what about a good joker -> picks misprint......... never change
@bigtom6443
@bigtom6443 2 ай бұрын
Bro’s brain expanded but he forgot to expand his skull to accommodate
@ThaFritz
@ThaFritz 5 ай бұрын
NL stumbles across his first high card build, plays pairs panicking the whole time gotta love this guy Edit: By the end he kinda figured it out, unlucky getting the wall. Gotta hand it to him.
@chocolatemilk124
@chocolatemilk124 5 ай бұрын
My favorite play: Skipping pareidolia while running a face card powered deck
@redwolfjo3_647
@redwolfjo3_647 5 ай бұрын
I'm pogged fr. Like, going insane, but still pogged
@A_Lily_by_Another_Name
@A_Lily_by_Another_Name 5 ай бұрын
13:05 Asexual Agent Smith searching for Neo in a strip club.
@Puny_Pig
@Puny_Pig 5 ай бұрын
Egg was not locked in
@novabrinkmann
@novabrinkmann 5 ай бұрын
I know it's never a flush run but every time I look over at my second monitor he's playing a flush idk how he does it
@retinas2001
@retinas2001 5 ай бұрын
holdin and holdin onto my gold queen
@yellowsaurus4895
@yellowsaurus4895 5 ай бұрын
The way he laughs somewhat maniacally every time something crazy happens like a dark souls character is hilarious to me
@Sheamu5
@Sheamu5 5 ай бұрын
5:46 might not have saved the run, but certificate can generate tarot cards
@Jabbersac
@Jabbersac 5 ай бұрын
I see all these type A comments and I understand. I was once like you. But, my friends, heed my words: there is a better way! Do not despair when the egg rolls past top-tier jokers and keeps terrible jokers! Do not weep and tear your hair when he ignores the effect of the boss blinds! These are not regrettable mistakes, but precious moments for us to enjoy together! Celebrate them with me, enjoy them!
@luzvewild1739
@luzvewild1739 5 ай бұрын
Without chat Balatro gets fucking crazy
@MegaVictor1129
@MegaVictor1129 5 ай бұрын
he lost because he skipped a card shark at the end ...
@HardCandy01
@HardCandy01 5 ай бұрын
14:47 the wining path was all the way back to that 9k one hand blind, nl should have taken the joker that gets better with each card added
@John-tf3ir
@John-tf3ir 5 ай бұрын
Ok this one turned me type A
@Username_CC_
@Username_CC_ 5 ай бұрын
1 minute ago dipped in andy's mama's liz's chili oil
@RyanFreemansOriginal
@RyanFreemansOriginal 5 ай бұрын
33:40 me at 1am for no reason:
@magtheicelander
@magtheicelander 5 ай бұрын
Have to admit. In the first run the game decided he wasn't winning
@giorgiochiodini5773
@giorgiochiodini5773 5 ай бұрын
in the last he tried his best to not win 😂
@evnisgood1143
@evnisgood1143 5 ай бұрын
this man’s inability to utilize raised fist is mind boggling
@youchuanwang1738
@youchuanwang1738 5 ай бұрын
instead of stunt joker, maybe try bull joker? more queens in hand, more money = more chips
@yujiyujix
@yujiyujix 5 ай бұрын
hi tomo
@003SOK
@003SOK 5 ай бұрын
what's his reasoning behind always skipping the first two blinds?
@mononaut
@mononaut 5 ай бұрын
If I had to guess... I think it's because he doesn't have the money to buy stuff from the shops anyways. But I would agree that it's often a poor choice since he doesn't even look and takes stuff like +1 voucher that he then also can't afford.
@myspicyclips6402
@myspicyclips6402 5 ай бұрын
double or nothing. put it all on the line to get something good early instead of limp through the game and lose after 6 antes
@darinmany5397
@darinmany5397 5 ай бұрын
Has he worked out yet how multiplication works?
@jgroot4494
@jgroot4494 2 ай бұрын
card sharp would have saved at the end here. way better than the +15 mult. was in the very last shop too, unfortunate
@trehairston1840
@trehairston1840 5 ай бұрын
If he got the legendary joker that buffs kings and queens he would go through the moon
@Qyubij
@Qyubij 5 ай бұрын
if i won the lottery, I'd have a lot of money
@trehairston1840
@trehairston1840 5 ай бұрын
@@Qyubij if someone could comment, without having instigating responses the world would be a better place
@Qyubij
@Qyubij 5 ай бұрын
@@trehairston1840 Do you not get what my comment means?
@zoiks6631
@zoiks6631 5 ай бұрын
The first run was very TENSe
@MrGolden121884
@MrGolden121884 5 ай бұрын
That was an all time sell lol
@itsjustarnie-1
@itsjustarnie-1 5 ай бұрын
Dude he skipped card sharp and I've never been so appalled
@hokemoseley2934
@hokemoseley2934 5 ай бұрын
I couldn't believe it.
@Almaburger
@Almaburger 5 ай бұрын
he was so close man
@DaneD
@DaneD 5 ай бұрын
If you took the joker that gave you x3 for last round you would have been fine
@cacheman
@cacheman 5 ай бұрын
14:40 Restart
@williammitchell6254
@williammitchell6254 5 ай бұрын
Nl trying to torpedo the midas mask run was so sad. Such a fun run.
@JJJW9W9W
@JJJW9W9W 5 ай бұрын
Mime be the most slept on Joker in NL’s mind
@iluxa-4000
@iluxa-4000 5 ай бұрын
Mime is not that good until late game
@markstacey7127
@markstacey7127 5 ай бұрын
This is the video that sent me to Type A
@calebwillis4446
@calebwillis4446 4 ай бұрын
I know I'm late, but man, you really should have been spamming reroll in every shop for vampire.
@greenlantern1986
@greenlantern1986 5 ай бұрын
Raised Fist but only ever plays 4 cards, yiiiiiiiiikes bro.
@wheresthepoint6481
@wheresthepoint6481 5 ай бұрын
Here we go again…
@SuperRace71688
@SuperRace71688 3 ай бұрын
Bro, you were a turbo shop roller Andy. Read the jokers you see in the shop. If you would’ve bought card sharp in that last shop you would’ve gotten x3 mult on every three of a kind after the first played and would’ve won. Cmon get your head in the game 😂
@espress0_1
@espress0_1 5 ай бұрын
He probably wouldve won if he put the steel cards at the end lmao
@Qyubij
@Qyubij 5 ай бұрын
no
@TheRCTAddict
@TheRCTAddict 5 ай бұрын
my first type a comment, weeeee skipping the polychrome glass ace was a big misplay, that single card was likely the gateway to endless later on with Death etc. ways to copy it. enhance+edition combos like those are so hard to get. edit: card sharp would have easily won the run with score to spare, the +15mult at 0 discards was inconsequential compared to getting ANY xMult with how much queens were giving him
@rylanlunnon9640
@rylanlunnon9640 5 ай бұрын
Man passed up Green and Square Joker for Icecream. Now I love icecream as much as the next guy, but those other 2 are some of the best to grab early in the game. Edit: That was the least of his sins...
@Qyubij
@Qyubij 5 ай бұрын
green and joker are so shit bro you don't even know, not all scaling is good early if they are so bad
@nazurix689
@nazurix689 5 ай бұрын
Me watching Egg man skip on Sharp card o.O. It would become an high card easy win...
@poop_storm
@poop_storm 5 ай бұрын
Also abstract joker would’ve been better than mystic summit lol oh well
@sukirinaa
@sukirinaa 5 ай бұрын
I'm confused why not play 2 pair so he could get the 3x more often instead of wasting all of his discards passing up on sobmany 2 pairs. Then blaming the game because it is not bending to his will..... what am I saying this is Egg I'm talking about 😅
@charlesworrell9678
@charlesworrell9678 5 ай бұрын
Egg always skips pareidolia 😢
@classicmadman9541
@classicmadman9541 5 ай бұрын
elon musk be like: 37:32
@A_Lily_by_Another_Name
@A_Lily_by_Another_Name 5 ай бұрын
Jojo reference mfers when they discard a purple seal:
@sunshinyblsm8951
@sunshinyblsm8951 5 ай бұрын
NL sleeps on splash. Splash supremacy.
@desertedham37
@desertedham37 5 ай бұрын
i snooze on splash
@ethandavis7310
@ethandavis7310 5 ай бұрын
splash is bait
@mononaut
@mononaut 5 ай бұрын
It's a good card if you're playing high card or pair. NL seems to like going for 4 or 5 card hands mostly, in which case it's a nothing card.
@sunshinyblsm8951
@sunshinyblsm8951 5 ай бұрын
Splash allows almost every joker with a hard to meet condition, to be met, and not have to worry about losing. Omega good in early game, Pretty good till ante 8-9 before the pivot. It's not a win card, it's a setup/support card.@@ethandavis7310
@giorgiochiodini5773
@giorgiochiodini5773 5 ай бұрын
This run made me completely lose my mind
@DerryckStorm
@DerryckStorm 5 ай бұрын
When does he real8ze midas does nothing and sells cause all his face cards are gold?
@undvined
@undvined 5 ай бұрын
Pareidolia would have gone insane with scary face.
@Duelism
@Duelism 5 ай бұрын
You're playing too fast, I think. You're probably losing 20% more often than you should be at your skill level simply from playing too fast. I guess you may also have SOME bias against jokers that can be better than you think - but it's mostly just straight up missing jokers/buffoon packs with high potential to improve your run because you went too quick.
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