I Can't Get Stoned Ricky!

Clips From Trailer Park Boys Season 4 Episode 2

[@dextrion7259]

The impressive part is Ricky knowing and correctly saying all those professions

[@kraziekraze9744]

That’s weed Ricky talking

[@ArcherInTraining2]

Literally when he smokes good weed ricky is super clear headed well as far as that goes 🤣

[@evanlong5748]

And remember whenever it comes to weed math he’s a goddamn mathematician God

[@theereaiist8135]

​@@ArcherInTraining2 I'm pretty sure that they boys are meant to be on the spectrum or the actual actors are so it makes sense

[@mrsantoro8306]

Besides CBC, he meant the CDC

[@California_Doge]

Always felt like Trailer Park Boys was just an adult version of Ed,Edd,&Eddy.

[@adolescentwombat]

Both Canadian and came out in 99 too. Well the movie did which was only a duo at that point.

[@dylpykldrums]

😂 wow the accuracy..

[@gio7264]

Was Me and my brothers favorite show at 7 we should not have had access to Netflix lmfao

[@topsecreturl]

I've never heard something so accurate

[@neonicon8500]

Yessas

[@shanaaubichon9244]

The blades are classic as hell

[@bartard5199]

lmao the cut to the stove had me dying. I need to rewatch this shit. Last time i watched it was like 6 years ago in rehab, during tv time we voted what to watch and the guys always all voted for trailer park boys lol it pissed the girls off so much they seperated us so they could watch something else. I vividly remember that cuz i had a little rehab girlfriend and we got seperated lol

[@slowazzd2165]

​@@bartard5199trailer park boys is a certified Canadian classic. I've genuinely watched this show through probably at least a dozen times

[@smeariestline59]

@@bartard5199username checks out

[@PPSH-Riley]

​@@bartard5199we snuck watched it in rehab, those were good days

[@Elias_619]

@@smeariestline59 Shuddup shitstain59

[@Obozo_Gaming]

Always love how Ricky names off different jobs that get high so quickly.

[@jare2067]

everyone he sold to 😂

[@MonicaA777]

People that work at the bank too

[@michaelbeasley2420]

Take it and leave it 😂 Classic Ricky

[@XanderProductionstrue]

😂

[@austinjeffries5741]

Yeah, he sure got Randy Two turnips in heat.

[@Connection-Lost]

My friend has been saying "Long behold" instead of Lo and behold since we were teens

[@shaneharding7706]

"its just water under the fridge " is my fav rickyism. hbu? take it and leave it its fucking gold too

[@randalthor6872]

my favorite it " i hate to say itoadaso, but i did. I fucking toadaso."

[@driprubies2464]

I used to work for an R/V repair guy he would give me random drug test( out of nowhere his arms would appear with a fat bowl of dank and a lighter while yelling random drug test) I miss working for him!

[@RJBTPB]

I had a landscaping boss like that for a couple summers. Difference is he was into his 40s and I was only 15.

[@jeffsorrows]

Lol my work would be like "We're running drug tests" does anyone need time to study for it?

[@coltonadkins7929]

Dude. I'd be the most rv repairingest mfer you ever met.

[@nilloc28]

I miss those jobs man!!!

[@yokaioni7863]

We call them saftey meetings 😂

[@qwertwert21]

"I can't get stoned, Ricky." - Randy with a lit joint in his mouth.

[@ross-km7fz]

Ah yes, all cigarettes are now joints.

[@samuelwoods164]

Not a joint, it's one of those cigarillo things with the plastic filter

[@natejansen892]

Black and mild not a doobie

[@alexleroy8498]

^ yeah black and mild you can barely see the plastic/wood tip lol

[@IceSick88]

❤

[@Mikeman5x45]

“Here’s a little piece of hash” hands him a boulder

[@100GTAGUY]

Honestly the only reason i want to grow my own is to make hash. I cant find it at any dispensaries and I'm in Colorado of all places, its like a damn unicorn. Wouldnt mind a few slabbed up boulders of it myself haha.

[@TokinMystic12]

I feel you bro , I'm in Cali of all places and finding hash is like looking for the golden pot at the end of the rainbow and when you finally find it they want to charge you the golden pot at the end of the rainbow for some little crumbs, weed times have changed.

[@BillWiltfong]

This is really good writing. As the starts his list of professions, it sounds like he's going to list the ones where being high doesn't matter too much, or it's a stereotype you can believe. Then as it progresses, it becomes obvious that when he said "everyone" he meant it as literally as possible.

[@dieyoung]

Nice work Watson

[@adolescentwombat]

And they wrote it too basically. Well, Ricky and Julian wrote on every episode except the 1 hour series finale. And Bubbles wrote for 4,5, 6 and 8-12 The writing staff for the entire series: Season 1, Clattenburg, Ricky, Julian, Ray Season 2, Clattenburg, Ricky, Julian, Ray Season 3, Clattenburg, Ricky, Julian, Jackie Torrens (Jroc's sister) Season 4, Clattenburg, Ricky, Julian, Bubbles Season 5, Clattenburg, Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Jroc, Iian Macleod Season 6, Clattenburg, Ricky, Julian, Bubbles, Jroc, Iain Macleod Season 7, Clattenburg, Ricky, Julian, Iain Macleod, Tim Hannebohm Season 8, Bubbles, Ricky, Julian Season 9, Bubbles, Ricky, Julian, Jroc Season 10, Bubbles, Ricky, Julian, Jroc Season 11, Bubbles, Ricky, Julian Season 12, Bubbles, Ricky, Julian ========

[@TrySomeFentanyl]

Dude, no way. This is literally the first TPB short I’ve ever seen. RIP John.

[@TheREALSIXTY6]

As wise man once said “Alot of people get stoned, just not everyone will tell you they do.”

[@jdub5644]

"floor cleaners" LOL

[@bmo14lax]

later in the episode: I NEVER SAID DOUBLES RANDY, I NEVER SAID DOUBLES.

[@alexnas9634]

Bubbles: "that burger has a blue jay in it"

[@johnnyghoul8100]

Ricky might not know much but he knows his market 😂

[@revan8914]

As the guy who paints lines on roads/ parking lots can confirm

[@tylerelefterion5606]

So that's why they're always fucked up...

[@revan8914]

@@tylerelefterion5606 lol this made me laugh and the only time I've done a bad job is in a terrible repaint where the asphalt is shit nothing I can do about pot holes

[@generalwillwelsh7926]

Hell yea i was just about to say the same thing. Paint a line do a line. Jk we just smoke weed.

[@100GTAGUY]

​@@generalwillwelsh7926 youd be single handedly funding the coke trade if you did a line for every one line you painted haha But just imagine how many more lines you could paint in a day too! Practically pays for itself lol

[@suavek7912]

Ricks example of people who smokes weed is spot on 💀💀👌🏾

[@mynamejeff785]

Im in a highly sought out and well paid trade union, and ive smoked weed everyday for the last 17 years. Some of us dont do it to get high, we do it to get NORMAL

[@druidic4353]

Keep telling yourself that

[@fungifactory8925]

That's called being addicted. Weed is a drug. By drug standards its pretty damn mild. But you can absolutely still get addicted to it. And thats almost by definition what having to take it to feel normal is

[@dutchvanderlinde8900]

Thats a cope if I've ever seen one. Just say you've got an addiction bro. So do I, it ain't that deep.

[@ashjar2703]

​@fungifactory8925 people tend to get addicted to weed as a dependency for a problem, that means hey are right that it helps them, but we are sorta wrong about it being the WISE choice as again, it's a dependency, it males us normal, but then we don't learn how to be as normal without it. It's still beneficial hough in moderation, as it's benefits though they shouldn't be a dependantcy could sometimes cover extreme days and situations.

[@ashjar2703]

​@druidic4353 it's true it helps. Only problem is if it becomes a dependency, as in we can only be normal when we smoke it, but it is OK to have some in moderation, YES EVEN IN WORK SETTINGS to have mild benefits the way medications or cigarettes would, but more effective as long as you not blazed

[@samuelojeda4047]

Ah good ol hot knives 😂😂😂😂

[@markc7955]

I long distant memory awakened

[@Connection-Lost]

@@markc7955 It might be sadder than using a beer can with holes poked in it as a pipe

[@markc7955]

@@Connection-Lost do I know you?

[@casualtiesv1]

Ricky has a wide spectrum of who he sells to

[@microaggressions]

Lawyers and doctors definitely get high on the stove with heated up butter knives and hash cubes before they perform surgery. I can confirm this

[@watchmeyodel]

That quick shot of the stove and knives kills me every time

[@FumblsTheSniper]

You ain’t smoked weed until you’ve smoked in a -5F garage off hot knives dabbing the darkest black resin scraped out of an older brothers spoon (that you all thought was purple, turned out to be clear glass)

[@Wulfbaine05]

I swear on my grave and I tell everyone this the highest I’ve ever been was after smoking resin out of a weed pipe…fucking blasted 💥🚀

[@FumblsTheSniper]

@@Wulfbaine05 it contains the spirit of a thousand sessions

[@thecringeprince2040]

@@FumblsTheSniperbruh, accurate af. That energy really be staying

[@justinragland9399]

So what is a spoon.... A Bubbler?

[@glol416]

@@justinragland9399i think it was a clear pipe that was so dirty it looked purple I may be wrong though

[@Squidgawddd96]

I can still watch this show at anytime of the day. Iv rewatched this an the office so many times

[@JonFromWA]

Get stoned, itll be fun, get to work! - Ricky

[@RolanStraw]

"Take it and leave it" Ricky butchering old sayings is precisely why I love this show

[@carismagar8939]

Dude he is not lying either! 😂 "it's shity work"

[@x7slim8x]

Listening to it multiple times it's hilarious the new professions that jump out at you as he lists them off.... 😂

[@SirDuck7]

One of the best shows ever produced

[@fishyben3247]

We need more tpb clips love it😂😂

[@ArcherInTraining2]

*Belly tap* "hey listen" *Belly tap* 🤣🤣🤣

[@ericpettyfishing]

This was one of the best TV shows ever made.

[@alexanderhamilton2600]

“Get stoned it’ll be fun get to work” - Your father, Ricky

[@unknownmanufacturer2669]

😂😂😂 he was spitting facts tho 😂😂😂

[@vanillathunder3024]

Once again, Ricky ain’t wrong

[@codyjarvis4557]

He’s right tho everyone is high on something

[@21sled]

“Take it and leave it” 😭😂

[@damiandossantos5077]

As a carpenter, i can confirm😅

[@memee2849]

As an electrician I can confirm.

[@kman9884]

Ricky throwing out the CBC when TPB was a public access show is great

[@Pensnmusic]

Everyone gets stoned to get through their crappy job? I didn't know that was on the table.

[@alexnas9634]

CBC employee is the best one lol

[@JetSetSixDeuce]

Finding out the HotKnife wasn't just a car in GTA was lit 😂😂😂

[@LOUDFARTNOISES]

As a doctor lawyer floor cleaner, I can confirm this.

[@Fab-n-dabKev]

"Get stoned Itll be fun. Get to work."

[@Heavyg254]

He’s not wrong. I use to do construction cleanup and when I was high it was awesome to see the ground dirty with trash then clean it and see it clean from our efforts.

[@CBG2895]

Me making multiple trips to the same place on National Cheeseburger Day

[@joshh535]

“That’d be 3 or 4 cheeseburgers” lol he wasn’t sure

[@THECHARG]

What a wise wise man

[@kraziekraze9744]

That’s weed Ricky talking when weeds involved genius Ricky comes out

[@grayfacegaming801]

Im an electrician and i can confirm that we get stoned and wire it up

[@Crispy_Hick]

As a guy who paints roads, can confirm my entire team does

[@theonlyalexoliveira]

You forget that this show was actors acting, and it requires them to really crush it on the technicals sometime, that list was smooth, hat tip

[@poppajay4968]

"take it and leave it"

[@imSUPERcereal0]

He said “dishwashers” & “floor cleaners” but not “plumbers”! 😂

[@Koncs86]

Hot knives... Classic😂

[@brian6391]

One of the funniest shows ever made every episode of the original show is a classic.

[@Thewatchization]

“Get high it’ll be fun get to work”

[@GodsChosen69]

bros, imagine your boss hooked you up with some hash before every shift and tells you "here now go smoke this before you work so youre high"

[@Sam-qw9te]

Bro, I haven’t seen the hot knife hits in a long time holy crap

[@pocket__sand]

I used to drive a forklift and you better believe I got stoned as shit before my shift lmao

[@Dornkeebler]

Favorite show of all time

[@awildrabbit1914]

As an electrician. This true

[@tomweir5949]

HE'S GOT A POINT!

[@headless0ptomist198]

"Get stoned, it'll be fun, get to work." The mantra of the average Canadian labor worker, had most of those jobs plus a few more amd if you didn't at least smoke you were the oddball and usually the first one to get fired ironically.

[@SirWhiteFireO]

As a security officer, I can confirm. Shitty work = stoned

[@joshuachappell5840]

"Same amount of buns."

[@basilharmony3389]

As a former carpenter I can agree that even the bosses smoke weed I’ve seen it myself smoking with them😂

[@joshmanwaring3848]

"go to the stove get stoned" how to confuse like three generations

[@ShyTuna]

He’s not lying, though

[@Cinder5195]

I work in fast food, I definitely get stoned before work

[@kirktravis5780]

Up in p.n.w. you would open someone's silverware drawer to get a fork or spoon and there they were the two black and purple stained instruments of death.

[@sethmunro6575]

As a Canadian, I can assure that this is true. It is the same amount of buns.

[@ronthornton6398]

"Do some hot knives" Jesus fkn Christ if my boss told me that I'd never leave my job but also I'm investing in better tech

[@vielplaysdagames2298]

used to get absolutly blazed when i painted the lines on the high school football fields and soccer fields

[@stevenbillingsley4086]

This is the most real deal ever...

[@user-uz2kc3tm4z]

He is absolutely 💯 correct

[@nickfranklin717]

Well…. He’s not wrong 😂😂😂😂

[@FcItsSpartan]

He's got a point, smoking and working is the best

[@prisonmike420]

Take it and Leave it 😂

[@mikemike5223]

Lmao love the show and movies. He said dishwashers. Ricky saying Ricky things.

[@D34D_Poet]

As a blue collar worker, I can say hes correct. Like 80% of those dudes are stoned. Like les claypool said, "those damn blue collard tweakers are the backbone of this town.

[@shruggzdastr8-facedclown]

"CBC Employees"!! 😆🇨🇦🤪🇨🇦🤣

[@squidgymelons]

No lie was told

[@thecalham]

Lol most Canadian thing get stoned get to work

[@doggin6]

If you are 16, and worthless.

[@lilgnomey7301]

Ahhh Ricky, the secret genius

[@Randy.Bobandy]

I never said fucking doubles, Randy! I never said fucking doubles!

[@PapaLantern]

Get you some hot knives. I've been told that a few times as a joke when I was brought to drug houses as a kid.

[@nichtsehrkreativ8073]

He has a point😂😂😂

[@Mark.Ritchie]

Take it and leave it 😂

[@joshh535]

“Get stoned, it’ll be fun, get to work.” I can attest that yes, it is fun.

[@brandonlang9322]

Gosh damn I remember having ounces of hash smoking it out of a one hiter watching this show.

[@5tony]

As 3 or 4 of those things I can confirm that everyone does it

[@KevinCastro_mma]

As a electrician for 3 years now with my hvac yeah I go to work high every day and never no problems I just deal better with my customers stupidity

[@anastasiad7_russian_queen373]

He aint wrong..

[@gooeyking]

Sadly my stove has flat burners otherwise id still be doing knifers to this day😭

[@unhingedwilly7415]

He's not wrong. Get stoned and you gain a lot of enthusiasm for whatever job you are doing. Doesn't matter what it is

[@Yroko]

Yep doing demolition was a stoner job. Ripping down drywall and packing it in the bin

[@Gormfeld]

My Aunt used to work for CBC, and it stressed her out majorly. Maybe if she'd followed Ricky's advice, things would have gone better lol.

[@Joshmo1234]

Window washers too!

[@WilliamThompsonII-dg2pl]

Hvac technicians, waitresses, cooks , store managers, retail personnel 😅