This is democracy manifest 😂

[@luispedroza3043]

Bro narrated the situation like a nature documentary

[@metallizationofficial980]

no too accurate until the Chinese food

[@TheHitchkick]

Haha right, an aussie version of an Attenborough film....

[@Diawarrior]

😂

[@danzdoinz8000]

"have a look at the headlock here"!

[@AnagramGinger]

Exactly what I thought

[@slickwilly7703]

He spoke so eloquently under such stress that I thought this was a movie at first.

[@zephyrvs7140]

the man falsely arrested in this video who was mistaken for a fraud artist is a professionally trained theatre actor!

[@td1158]

he got a little bit of ron burgundy in him lol

[@denisariosacajack6726]

oh ! that is real ? I thought it was a movie !!

[@zephyrvs7140]

@@td1158 yep! it's real! he was mistaken for a famous Hungarian chess player infamous for credit card fraud and " dine & dashing "

[@holymegadave]

he was under red grape juice influence as he said in an interview.. what a charismatic lad

[@cabby26]

The most gentlemanly and eloquent resisting of arrest ever caught on tape.

[@celestejacobs7386]

😂😂

[@mr.blacksocks5256]

Gentlemen..This..is..Democr🥁cy ..manifest….😭😭😂😂🤣💀

[@BlazeTheDoja-qh1ey]

Omg 😂 Bro I was looking for a comment that was pointing that out.

[@Pootie_Tang]

Your drum is a bit offset, but you'🥁e right 😂

[@rrmoomurr4891]

😂

[@huntercool2232]

bro knows how to roll his r’s lol

[@Bwnasty7]

If there was a audiobook for insults, this guy’s voice is the perfect narrator.

[@emersonsrandomvideos248]

Yeah, agree 100% his voice is of narrator quality

[@emidiojoao9333]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌✌️😎

[@willperez3469]

No man Look at his lip!

[@airnidzo]

2.6 k likes for a nonsensical comment. Smh at this world.

[@BushMaster420circle]

"and you sir, are you waiting too receive my limp pen*s" xD this man had endless rebuts xD "thats a nice headlock" "ahhh i see you know judo well" xD

[@brianmebert2707]

how can u be respectful and disrespectful at the same. Man's a legend

[@kaz714]

Is this someone who is well known or just an ordinary bloke who happens to be incredibly eloquent?

[@Eric-jk3oi]

What if I want to take a FAT SHIT on my neighbors driveway...after eating a delicious KFC sandwich extra spicy. GOD DAMN. Those make me rip ass like no other! BUT THEY ARE GOOD. I'm gonna eat one and blow out the toilet right now. Not gonna be able to breathe in the bathroom after this feast. Probably the mayor will need to quarantine the area bc after I'm done blowing it up that toilet will be radioactive. GOD DAMN I'm turned on right now. Basically I'll be this guy soon

[@jayeli188]

@@kaz714 just a joe schmoe

[@theoneandonly4577]

Fak yeah

[@wishb0ne]

@@kaz714 it was actually a case of mistaken identity, they thought they caught some crim they had been a chasing for quite some time. Hence all the cops and cameras. Turns out this dude was actually just enjoying a succulent Chinese meal.

[@TRICK-SHOT-K1NG]

"And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp pen is" oooh thats a nice headlock sir. 😂😂😂😂

[@naderahmed6414]

That got me 😂😂😂😂

[@damianplasencia2708]

Just say penis 😂

[@rednad839]

Thank you for rewriting what's already mentioned on the video we just watched 🙏

[@luppy2706]

ahh yes, I see that you know your judo well

[@r.alsudairy]

😂😂​@@rednad839

[@codified-avp9158]

He should have received job offers for documentary 😂😂

[@rutendokimmk7263]

But now we know he might have a drinking problem 😂

[@MichaelZodok]

He's like a drunk Shakespearian actor! He deserves an Academy Award!

[@hanswurst9437]

And strong like hercules

[@dave2559]

I found this comment way way more funny than I should have.. laugh my ass off

[@Tumor.Island]

This is Australia bro 😂💯🦾🦾

[@michaelcelani8325]

​@@Tumor.Island zee

[@LitlleponeyD]

No.

[@Buck3366]

The fact loads of blokes couldn’t even move him an inch while he was delivering those lines like a seasoned Shakespearean actor was both admirable and hilarious.

[@kahlilsmoot9922]

Like a seasoned Shakespearean actor 😁😁😁... Facts

[@Truemeaning-]

Too funny man 😂

[@keithreckord4788]

exactly

[@jiwoos19]

I mean Asian police do not have the same kind of legal brute power like the Western police. They don't tackle people down to the ground unless they are literally armed and dangerous. Gun use is extremely rare and police are not feared. Sometimes they even get beat up by drunk people. Sad that lack of brutality leads to lack of respect but that is reality.

[@brian7333]

🤣

[@DoubleD_83]

it keeps me laughing no matter how many times i have seen it. "I see that you know your judo well" 😂😅

[@kumarnarendra1873]

Same here..

[@danielholman3436]

Yes!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@jackjohnson691]

And you sir. Awaiting to receive my... 😂

[@grey5135]

This man summoned his inner David Attenborough to narrate his own arrest😂

[@KlaximumSkroeft]

100% Brian Blessed

[@deeeyewhy5949]

Nah, David Attenborough summoned him

[@greyngreyer5]

Attenborough's a rookie in comparison

[@YoukaiFofo]

"What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent chinese meal." That part had me dead 😂😂

[@towanag1]

I see that you know your Judo!!! ✋🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@johngreen7546]

Yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@markmedina7636]

Same here 😂

[@JW...-oj5iw]

Might have been Picking His Feet in Poughkeepsie.

[@omostim2385]

Haaa😭. You know it was an old school Chinese dish that you don’t see as much like Peking duck, Moo goo gai pan or Egg Foo Young

[@kitchenaidwhiskeyjones]

"What's the charge, eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?" DEAD 😂😂😂😂😂

[@madtrucker0983]

Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?!

[@smoothoperator7023]

Now that would be really funny if he was at a chinese whore house!! 🥠🥢👨🏻‍🦳

[@MinzSeoul]

​@@StygianSpecter what chinese food you eatin? That shit def be succulent

[@weewoo2242]

​@@MinzSeoul big fax no machine

[@OMAR-vn9si]

Bruh 😂I swear I came straight to the comments for this one

[@minimoe2807]

"And you, sir, are you waiting to receive my limp p..." Not a phrase spoken anywhere in history before...😂

[@babyramses5066]

That cheeky editing of him saying he somewhat enjoyed it is comedy gold too

[@zakofrx]

​@@babyramses5066that's him now... The arrest was in the 80s or 70s...and it was a famous video.. People only found him not that long ago and asked him about it..

[@epikmadman5518]

Bro said "Manifest" like a fantasy wizard 🧙‍♂️

[@georgedan6270]

😂😂😂

[@walton1562]

The tone and the choice of words is what makes this a masterpiece

[@maggiebeltaa5421]

Lmfao. Truly. I can't stop watching it. Like.. is this real life?! 🤣🤭🤭

[@Geck_Gxng]

On god

[@lancek.m3863]

VERY ELEGANT

[@Thefire591]

What did he do to get arrested?

[@walton1562]

@@Thefire591 I think he tried to order an expensive meal at a hotel restaurant after claiming he cannot afford it😂

[@mjoomj]

“That’s a nice headlock, sir…”😂😂😂”You know your judo well.”🤣🤣🤣

[@LadyEla70]

😂😂😂😂

[@gorplsnaps2920]

Taunts straight out of an anime

[@officialphantom_]

I'm dyinggggg

[@iplentus]

dont forget the "Oh" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@adama8514]

😂😂😂

[@Mr.Pill96]

"Oh that's some nice headlock, Sir"🤵🏼 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xthemight1602]

😂😂😂😂 killed me

[@OptimisticMoose-ie2ro]

I can see you know your judo well😂

[@brushstrokes68]

Shakespeare would be proud to have this man do some Hamlet 😂😂😂

[@mokhdomshah6325]

"A succulent chinese meal"- got me🤣🤣

[@simonmiles4712]

🤣🤣🤣

[@samisclappin]

your humor is shit

[@missviolet3079]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fonque]

everytime! 🤣🤣🤣

[@tomdiets5079]

"This is the bloke that got me on the penis beffooooorree"

[@joshuabergenske6207]

PURE GOLD. "And you sir!, are you waiting to receive my limp penis!?" this made my day hahahahaha

[@jouvon]

😂😂😂

[@paulkarp958]

I'm dying here 😂😂

[@Hunter_714]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@OldGrumpyDude]

100% 😂🤣😭💀

[@citydwellers2815]

Uhh yes I see you know your judo well

[@6nope9]

Why does he sound like Optimus Prime? 🤣🤣🤣

[@mohamedilbayhi]

Bro talks like the NPC from Jumanji 😂

[@Tjerot_Primus]

He's here to tell us remember this is democracy manifest

[@nickknight8065]

The most courteous angry man I've ever seen. 😆

[@DrCruel]

Must be some Australian. Especially given how many it took to take him in.

[@overlordp.3758]

I agree with u old fellow

[@silsahchne7236]

@@DrCruel Poilce are weak that why they shoot. If any other than a white man they would have a knee on their neck or shot especially in the U.S.......... especilly the U.S.

[@jatakoroyal5519]

🤣🤣🤣

[@LeatherNinja]

​@@DrCruel it just sounds like early English, literally the exact same pronunciation

[@jesstilse6401]

His cadence throughout that entire arrest was impeccable.

[@Lincoln.Osiris]

I don’t want to change the 69 likes, so please count this comment as my like

[@PhantomFilmAustralia]

Like reciting Shakespeare.

[@OmgAuntySuzanne16]

i miss the early 80's

[@illkissyourightnow]

also his articulation & annunciation is top shelf 💀

[@waynewayne9693]

@@OmgAuntySuzanne16 no you don’t.

[@sunnygopal9644]

Him articulating each word so well while being detained is so funny.

[@D00LEY356]

“Gentlemen this is democrzzacy manifest”

[@eldiabloblanco3167]

The funny part to me is he's standing there like a mighty oak as a couple of flowers are trying to push him around.

[@erenyayger3840]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@MM-wl7zb]

“Have a look at this chap here” 🤣😭😭😭

[@Geck_Gxng]

Truth

[@tejay9416]

​@@MM-wl7zb the British version of you a little bitch!!!! 😂😭😂😭

[@adamogilvie6951]

Yesss! Lmfao!

[@soulfester6241]

this man is made out of steel, at least three people trying to subdue him and he still talks like he's taking a walk in the park... Legend

[@buttersmtgandmore8130]

And you sir you you waiting to recieve my limp pee pee

[@joeyd7728]

LEGEND!

[@9ayday342]

No 🧢 😂😂😂

[@JamusChristus]

​@@9ayday342 and 1 is using a nice headlock. I guess he was energized by that succulent, Chinese meal.

[@parambirkh9381]

​@@JamusChristus prolly a 4000 year old Chinese meal, if u know u know

[@simzo8027]

"I SEE THAT YOU KNOW YOUR JUDO weeeeell" 😂😂😂😂

[@Staylecrate]

The highfalutin British accent cracks me up. And you sir...

[@Carlos_]

“I was half intoxicated & iiii..I somewhat enjoyed it” 😂😂

[@kamran.i]

My limp penus😂😂

[@Nah_I_Would_Plummet]

succulent chinese meaaaaLLL 😤

[@anthonymiah3729]

That Chap touched my Old Chap ..🍆🫲🏻

[@karac2726]

half intoxicated 😆. I'd love to know what full intoxication for this guy looks like 😆 🤣 😂

[@IamDMV]

who's this legend? 🤣🤣🤣

[@worfmog3757]

The top ten funniest video ever recorded. 😂 A succulent classic!! 😂

[@mt-yx7hl]

It’s hilarious the whole thing…. Except that they arrested him because he matched the description of an international criminal and when they got to the station they realized they had the wrong person who only wanted to enjoy a succulent Chinese meal….true story btw

[@_ansp_]

“I was half intoxicated, and I somewhat enjoyed it” Based.

[@bomboclaaatmang]

He just getting massaged over there 😂

[@xKipura]

@@bomboclaaatmang well he meant the hole situation

[@costelboboc4105]

​@@bomboclaaatmang l p

[@_ansp_]

@@xKipura hole situation 😥

[@jelly.212]

"BAsEd" How did you not cringe when you typed this word?? It's so overused

[@Ricardofox12]

When a National Geographic narrator gets arrested

[@peterlogan2105]

Morgan Freeman-esque narration

[@Mr.Gundam7]

Bruh 😆 🤣 😂

[@movinsmooth9248]

You saw Luis pedrozas comment and this is the most original thing you could come up with off that

[@movinsmooth9248]

@@unenthusiasticpokemontrain8162 just wait till he responds with "I didn"t even look at the other comments"

[@cosmasgabrielkibet1637]

🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@4starlife284]

Now that's how you karen!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@stephenferrera-grand7827]

This guy is half intoxicated being arrested and he is still a class act. Maximum respect, I wish he was my neighbor.

[@timdragon22]

@@k3rr3kThat's not even remotely true. It was a case of mistaken identity. He resembled a wanted human trafficker and drug dealer. The cops arrested him without confirming who he was while he was eating lunch alone.

[@conorarcher7772]

@@k3rr3klol ahahahaha what

[@thehoodieguy1341]

​@@timdragon22talking out of your ass

[@coolmanbob2096]

He looks like harry potters dad in the movies and i find it charming💀

[@albertrodriguez4190]

You're not kidding I would love to argue with him he's so funny

[@omarsmemorybank]

If you act like this guy while intoxicated, you’re doing good in life 👍

[@ambsanshz16]

No you’re not

[@omarsmemorybank]

Yes you are

[@redsmoke4502]

I am gods drunkest driver

[@JayJay-jz3tm]

😂

[@id-10-terror7]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joeyubani1358]

Perfect gentleman, even in chaos

[@ShogunMongol]

I love the fact that the most unhinged thing about this whole scenario isn't what he's saying, it's what this whole thing is about. This was a sting operation to catch an internationally wanted dine and dasher from Hungary who was also a chess grandmaster. The guy in this clip looks like the dine and dasher, and that Chinese restaurant happened to be a favorite of the Hungry Hungarian Heister, so he was mistakenly arrested. Just, what the fuck kind of scenario is that?

[@indo3972]

Imagine him wearing medieval armour. This could be a scene in Monty Python.

[@wanjiru50]

What's his name?

[@jonathanweston2448]

Neeeee!!!

[@pyrascheme]

Facts

[@mumified6511]

I was just thinking that

[@par32]

“See the violence inherent in the system!!” “Help I’m being repressed!!”

[@safwatnuman4297]

Every single phrase from this man is pure gold! 😂😂😂

[@imani828]

Literally every single one!!!😂

[@grassmonkeyO5]

If that’s good you must love what I crap out in my toilet every morning

[@watermyplants6089]

​@@imani828 all of them, like literally

[@janetspiteri5043]

I don't know who he is or what happened here, I'd like to know

[@robertscott7782]

Are you waiting to receive my limp penis

[@danejohnson5409]

This is the most British thing I’ve ever seen

[@limericksfinest4680]

So we finally get to meet Bane's father

[@absiliak]

😂😂😂😂 You won today 😆

[@s.9806]

Was looking for this comment 😂

[@Sunil-fb1mp]

I was wondering where I had had heard that voice before

[@collinsmugadya2699]

when he says democracy manifest, my brain brings up Bane

[@NightmansSexyHands]

Jesus Christ this might be your greatest moment of brilliance in this life. Revel in this.

[@katie_jeanes]

“That’s a nice headlock, Sir… Ahhhh yes, I see that you know your judo well” 😂😂😂

[@pieheadthemainiac5480]

😂😂

[@bronzone2.044]

😂😂😂

[@bronzone2.044]

😂😂😂

[@marshanaturner3150]

This took me out!😂😂😂

[@mutualjohnson7029]

AYE YOOOO THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! 😂 AHHH YESSS I SEE YOU KNO YOUR JUDO WELL

[@user-yr2st5tn6v]

Nah they mad trying headlock his 🖊 😂😂😂

[@KevinLopez-fm9kz]

This is the most shakesperian moment captured in the internet

[@HibiTeamQueso]

"This is democracy manifest" "Get your hand of my penis" I'm dying 😂

[@alexisgem3923]

😂

[@MJCarrilloCastro]

He somewhat enjoyed it ☺️

[@TheRandomhobo123]

Are you waiting to receive my limp penis!?

[@aaroncline5136]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@abdulraniahmad5439]

LOL … that about sums up the new world order …

[@freshprincefunky]

"i see that you know your judo well" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dmanman5781]

That one got me 😆😆😆

[@chicagotruckerlifeforlife5570]

😅😂🤣😅😂🤣 😂😅…!!!!!!!!!!!!!….

[@cking9145]

This line was hilarious

[@motimz18]

Ahhhhh yes

[@ToxicAfricanKing]

Ahhhhhhh yes! 😂😂

[@lukasv5778]

This guy is a fuckin legend

[@MVD_Tormentum]

"PEE PEE" "AHHHHHH YES" 😅

[@Knives9]

"A succulent chinese meeeeeeaaaaal" lmao

[@MemesOverOutrage]

😂😂😭😭 im in love with that man

[@chetmac1]

The video had played that part the exact moment I saw and read your comment, 😂, plus this was the comment I was looking for. 👍🏿.

[@Jay-du3tp]

😂😂😂 That's the part that got me!

[@AMOUREDD]

@@chetmac1 lucky you

[@BlackIce100]

I'm here dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dewok4701]

it's1000x times funnier when you realize they got the wrong guy lol

[@zawadlttv]

what did they accuse him of?

[@zaewilson6458]

Dine and dash

[@chokomil2864]

Lmfao 😂

[@Your_Politics_Bore_Me]

You definitely just made me chuckle out loud thinking about this guy reacting to this random situation like he has been waiting for it all his life

[@BusyBeeFarmsAldenNY]

@@Your_Politics_Bore_Mesame

[@SzymczykProductions]

"are you waiting to receive my limp pen1$"? That line was crazy

[@paulthelaika]

its not what hes saying, its the way hes saying those things thats cracking me up lol

[@CrisDontMiss]

This is gold. "Get your hand of my penus!"

[@end0skeleton778]

bahahahaha "ah yes I see you know your judo well. And you sir, are you ready to receive my limp penis."

[@ItsJustKaya]

Its simple and effective

[@anewf8724]

Geeze lol if I ever get stopped and patted down I'm going to say that lol 😂😅 jk

[@MichaelRodriguez-zr2ht]

The indignation 😂😂😂

[@LoveistheAnswer669]

Lmaooooooooooo😂😢😂😮

[@donmagnifico5559]

My new favorite line: "And you sir, are you waiting to receive my limp penus?" done. 💀

[@streetwalkerseye]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍

[@D4Z35]

Limp what now?

[@BradleyGibbs]

​@@D4Z35 phallus

[@D4Z35]

@@BradleyGibbs I know what one is... I just wanted to know what that "penus?" Was 😂

[@BradleyGibbs]

@@D4Z35 A phonetic wang🤔🤔

[@ingwiafraujaz3126]

A realistic Obelix getting apprehended by Roman soldiers.

[@thegarbagegamer6925]

“Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?” will be in my head until the day I day, I’m calling it now

[@jackieholley727]

“WHAT IS THE CHARGE” … Eating a meAL .. A succulent Chinese MeAL 😂😂😂

[@user-rv1wf6sd4p]

..😅😅😅😅!.get your hand if my penis"!

[@RetroGameRepublic]

Best part of the video! 😂

[@kryptikknowledge1501]

"And you sir?... Are you ready to receive my limp penis?" 😂😂😂😂 Quoted this to my ex gf so much she dumped me 💀

[@jordanferguson4158]

Makes me want to try the restaurant 😂

[@GDaddyK]

😂

[@mfundenimthembu651]

It's how formally English he sounds that gets me!

[@clchronic6983]

I never thought the words "Get your hand off my penis!" could ever sound so sophisticated and formal

[@ramiutube]

There's a wine called "Get your hands off my Pinot" lol

[@DownSouthPC]

This comment had me done.

[@kenan12341]

it's because everyone has been saying it wrong until a gentleman finally experienced it.

[@bigblue6917]

That's what you get with an expensive education.

[@tommyguns9008]

You probably heard it too many to times before.

[@sn23x]

"I somewhat enjoyed it" had me ngl 😂

[@adikapidzic5132]

The fact that he kept his composure the entire time while 4 men where trying to wrestle him down and also narrating the entire event without losing a single breath. Love it. The commentary is 2nd to none.

[@Hector-tb1mm]

I must agree. H.

[@NomadicPariah]

Just second to Sir David Attenborough lol

[@assassinmir222]

He was resisting arrest 😂😂😂😂 you are clown. They are literally struggling with him. Tyron would’ve been shot for complying to slow 😂😂

[@durgagurung6195]

Kept his composure? What video are you talking about? He is literally fighting 4 people.

[@Frostsickle1989]

​@@durgagurung6195love your definition of fighting...they literally didnt even tell him what he was under arrest for your a clown

[@nicholassherer8785]

Dude strong as hell. He’s calmly talking like he’s telling a story and three grown men can’t budge him😂😂

[@Zorothex5152]

Five men actually. With 4 men actively trying to subdue him.

[@nicholassherer8785]

@@Zorothex5152 oh lol see, strong as fuck 😂

[@myatthhu]

​​@@Zorothex5152 one's still waiting for the limp weiner

[@JW...-oj5iw]

It needs the Yackity Sax music from The Benny Hill Show.

[@klausschwab4019]

Fat doesnt mean strong lol. Its harder to budge larger objects. Its called Inertia which increases with the mass of an object.

[@veron6984]

Shakespearean almost. 😂

[@PhillipMadden-uk4fy]

Dudes resisting the entire police force and not even out of breath😂😂😂

[@fruitfcker5351]

"Ahhh yes. I see that you know your judo well." What a legend.

[@menwaka1905]

Brooooooooooooo😂😂😂😭 best video i seen in yrs.. Loool ahhhhh yessss 😂😂😳😭😂😳😂😂😂😂

[@Helldiver5n23]

im sorry.. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND PFP?

[@sanzrich9887]

😂😂

[@lizrotter8057]

White dude knew Judo before everyone else in the 80s

[@mcmlii.v]

​@@lizrotter8057 90s. 1991.

[@adamkareem5269]

😂😂😂 I never stop laughing at this

[@jaylee6769]

This man must be protected at all costs

[@jbizzy508]

I've never seen a more polite roast that was comedy at its best what a savage

[@uppermoon_2.]

"I was half intoxicated and I somewhat enjoyed it" This man needs to keep on living 😂

[@NoneofyourBusiness-ce7qh]

Sean Connery back in the day was hilarious

[@Lord_OTD]

“Ahhhh yes, I see that you know your judo well” 😂

[@user-yd4yq1ew8c]

this had me on the floor....I could not stop laughing..,ha ha ha ha

[@sp80amable]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@carlosmunoz3089]

wu tamg should sample it

[@102938475646665]

@@carlosmunoz3089 haha most definitely

[@yuriboyka6131]

@@102938475646665embodiment of a wu tang sample happening in real time 😂

[@sksks9012]

OMG THIS GENTLEMAN WILL FOREVER BE A LEGEND 🤣

[@Iron9000]

*Bro act like Peter Griffin 😂😂*

[@Vikashar]

My appreciation for Chinese food went up after discovering him. He's right. It IS succulent.

[@niinaa_xO]

I can’t believe how many arms there are flailing around and he’s still standing there lol bloody legend

[@semperfat]

Non of those where headlocks

[@blackskeletor]

we were trying so hard to get him in that car

[@realtalk2046]

He’s an intoxicated white man being detained not George Floyd

[@suprememagnetic4850]

The fact they’re struggling so bad to arrest him is too much 😂😂😂

[@thetrippingdeity]

He's a unit he had 4 dudes tryna man handle him 😂

[@JONTEE206]

💀🫣

[@freddiefackelmayer5267]

It's actually pretty difficult to manhandle somebody who is actively trying to resist it. Idk about British cops back then but I would assume they could slam his ass but don't want to appear violent in front of the camera

[@drywaller420]

He barely looks like hes even trying to resist 😂

[@quanboi420]

And he was half intoxicated too😂

[@xdabeast6002]

Bruh, i just dropped my lunch and walked away. I cant...This is criminally HILARIOUS!!!!!!

[@chanuraanuradha6193]

Dude the end 🤣🤣🤣

[@ChefSheefluciano]

"What is the charge!??. Eating a meal!?? A succulent Chinese meal!??" 🤦🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@piratesmurf4251]

Succulent Chinese meal 🥘 😮😂😅😊😂

[@peetymcfly8871]

thats why they arrested him. its a chinese meal. its communist. they wouldnt arrest him if he was eating mcdonalds

[@AlexJohnson-ce7xo]

Sir it doesnt matter if it's succulent you still can't eat Chinese ppl😂😂😂

[@NookVenture]

That sounded like he ate a Chinese human 😂

[@ItchyTrigahFingah]

One of the greatest quotes of all time!

[@demetricklouis5710]

"I was half intoxicated, and I somewhat enjoyed it." 😂😂😂😂 I lost it when he said that.

[@thelostboygiovanni]

😂

[@BFPerry220]

That got me, iv seen the video and his reaction but this was cut so perfectly.

[@kylepomeroy73]

Hey man at least he was keeping it 100 💯 😭

[@skylined5534]

He is unironically my hero.

[@silivandalco.1896]

This is why the internet was made. The follow up is priceless I saw this video years ago! Roflmao

[@jesusrivera2970]

Gotta be related to Sean Connery especially with that voice 😂😂😂

[@gena4638]

"To beeeee or NOT to be...THAT is the question." 😂 This guy sounds like he was in a Shakespeare play.

[@Despisedmalevolence]

The random "GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!" LMAO had me dying.

[@peterspeters6114]

And also asking," you waiting to receive my limp penis? Lmao, he also complement judo moves.😂😂

[@IM2MERS]

Me too his accent made it so much better.

[@WanderingExistence]

He's somewhat enjoyed it

[@levivolaju883]

And you sir. Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?

[@johnsteward8311]

😂.. I believe I died and cane back folks. 😂

[@kylehoward4636]

You will never catch me in a Chinese restaurant without saying “a succulent Chinese meal” to my wife. She fucking hates it.

[@donharrus9994]

Me and her feelings about succulent and Chinese are mutual

[@Karniak91]

Change the wife

[@Peter_Griffaaa]

​@@Karniak91but then it won't be funny to say it anymore

[@NitrousDragon]

Then afterwards is your wife waiting to receive your limp... 😂😂😂🎉

[@patrickungaro1447]

Yea but hopefully she does however grab your p**** 😅😅

[@ContemporaryCompendium]

Remember: He said he was only HALF intoxicated. Imagine if he went full bore.

[@JaxNoWeapon]

His voice have power and sounds good. Respect

[@GravitasZero]

He talked better while half intoxicated than most people do while perfectly sober.

[@mac.fk14]

Biden for example

[@mac.fk14]

@Hanson Gwapo 🤣🤣🤣

[@SIedgeHammer83]

@@mac.fk14 You are on fire

[@PearoIGuess]

​@@mac.fk14 Boris Johnson is another

[@NaviYT]

“And you sir. Are you waiting to receive my limp p**is” That was the one for me 😂

[@sunandandevesh6723]

The joke or the limp 🍆 ?

[@Myviewoftheworldful]

I said that to a doctor at the sexual health clinic. He didn’t see the funny side.

[@badkittynomilktonight3334]

He was WAY past half intoxicated 😝

[@Glazed4Dayz]

Pure Gold

[@swishasweetrold]

@@badkittynomilktonight3334 and he REALLY enjoyed it.

[@worfmog3757]

It's like they are arresting Charles dickens or William Shakespeare 😂

[@Thadiusofx3]

Lmao this is legit Mr. Peterman from Seinfeld.

[@EdgarHernandez-bg1pu]

Smarter, stronger and more charismatic than all of them combined 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Randomguy55667]

And while drunk😂

[@razmo21]

What????

[@theglizz5797]

Yep so charismatic that he was a serial dine n dash and this time he was arrested for stealing the food in multiple restaurants a real looser

[@EdgarHernandez-bg1pu]

@@theglizz5797 that's all he did???🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 All those cops... For a dine and dasher lol. Men need to remember what they are. If someone steals from you, handle it yourself, yeah?

[@kylemelenka7549]

"I was half-intoxicated...I somewhat enjoyed it" absolute legend

[@77LUCKYNUMBER77]

💀💀💀

[@bobrobert1123]

@peter pan people who aren't like you

[@helkas3316]

​@@Repelsteeltjeh You damned sure don't, limp fella.

[@77LUCKYNUMBER77]

@@Repelsteeltjeh do you have any ideaH what a clitoris is, virgin?

[@She_Tried_It]

I'd hate to see him 100% intoxicated... 😆

[@itsmjeezy2596]

This is definitely top 5 best video on the Internet 😂

[@handkeez]

"I'm under what?!"😂

[@AdityaKPutra]

The police mistook him as a most wanted criminal, but thanks to the mistake they did we got this legendary moment 😂

[@terrellmiller6442]

God blessed us

[@jaron-craighunter4485]

thank you for the backstory, i'm still crying too funny

[@AdityaKPutra]

@@jaron-craighunter4485 hahahaha you're welcome man 🤣

[@MrGW2fanboy]

I thought he was legit arrested for being a serial dine and dasher?

[@Leymora]

Fake story, stop lying