i caught mario kart wii cheating

[@Poofesure]

i thought i might have been trippin but i most certainly was not

[@prezdough3049]

ok

[@leebowser1310]

trippin balls !!

[@ethanhdz08hernandez53]

Hi

[@Deltasone010]

Prob not

[@BruhBoy777]

Poof poofin that ⛽

[@anushag.4642]

mmm can't wait to fall asleep to this and wake up in 7 minutes to poof screaming

[@irregularrex4004]

I'm glad I'm not the only one that watches Poof while going to sleep. Lol

[@itsfeelingbreezy]

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE???

[@efouaalice]

Lmfaooo mood asf

[@notjenny4241]

REAL

[@mystic_mountain]

He’s so comfy… then he blasts my eardrums

[@jamesesterline]

2:44 I thought you would be exaggerating but holy shit that hit detection is insane

[@falcon1378]

I wanna say maybe the Koopa in front got the item, but the game awarded the koopa the exact frame it should’ve given a hit promt to the koopa, poof was the closest, and since Poof was the last to be in the area it flashed the box on his end.

[@TigerClamory]

True but it was more like 2/3 frames after Koopa hit the box. Poof was way too far from the item box's hit box to be able to get it (before Koopa). I don't know why poof thinks this is BS tbh

[@LuigiFan1akaStar]

​@@TigerClamoryIs it really fair though Koopa Troopa got it from where the vehicle was?

[@MBYui]

Koopa deserved that box fr

[@gabrielaruiz9870]

I’m smoking watching this and I thought I was trippin cuz I heard him hit the item box🤣🤣🤣

[@TWD98]

2:46 robbed

[@scullen8305]

blue falcon new meta confirmed

[@tannerslusher7706]

Bodacious, Troy

[@daawesome1s]

imprisoned

[@splaturials9156]

The cpu driving like its 50 cc to let him get first are paid actors

[@budgiebird6668]

Real TWD

[@tyreejeballard]

4:07 *burp, “excuse me”, ÆUGH!!!😩

[@Failed101]

bro moaned for no reason lol

[@thatboykaden8128]

💯🤮

[@millsdollas1461]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mikustan39]

Why did he moan?!

[@Failed101]

@@Mikustan39 its a poof thing

[@ConnorMiller417]

I have no idea how Poofesure hasn’t suffered a stroke, let alone any vocal cord damage from screaming and raging so much after all these years.

[@Chadmiral]

I hope he doesn't get any of that,I do get worried sometimes ngl.

[@Cookie0927]

Honestly, theres NO way koopa shouldve had that box. Their cart wasnt even near it. Wow.

[@turtleneckfox]

Considering how MKWii’s hit boxes can be really weird sometimes, if you look really closely you can see Koopa troopa’s head is just barely close enough to take the box. That’s my best explanation. It’s either that, or Nintendo really trolled us with this game

[@SiebayPlays]

No he was close enough, but just barely.

[@MetalizedSoul]

@@SiebayPlays nah, he looked like he went past it already during that time frame

[@jeremyABC123]

that’s why his 2nd worst is koopa poopa

[@elpiedra1596]

You guys didnt play the game that was fine.

[@ReeseDavidson]

That Toad imitation at 6:40 killed me! 🤣🤣🤣

[@theastonvillaseal585]

Toad getting killed

[@Chriscopter50]

1:51 Poof’s fav insult

[@isaacdanielcervantes4161]

Gordon Ramsey: U DONUT!!! Poofesure: U BUTTHOLE!!!

[@UnqSls]

😂😂😂

[@theastonvillaseal585]

Don’t forget “Luigi suck my squeegi”

[@eurybiaball63]

But at 7:30

[@QueQueQueQueQue]

careful where you say that name 😂😂😂

[@Glitch-sp3qx]

8:06 just checked, the chances of getting the fake item box in 5th place is 2.5%, which really is unlucky

[@xDieMaschine]

So I'm still playing Mario kart wii with friends and I got the fcking fake item on 5th Place back to back

[@millsdollas1461]

​@@xDieMaschine MK wii treating you like dirt bud 🤣🤣

[@TheBlackShadow387]

Didn't even know it was possible 💀

[@aussiegodx8629]

He got it multiple times in the video too 😭

[@thebronzejade1721]

1:22 backward red shell is crazy

[@muchduck3754]

That was straight up planned by the cpu

[@MetalizedSoul]

2:45 Ok for those who are saying that Poof didn't touch the item, Koopa's hitbox must've somehow hit the block considering he was past the block meaning Poofesure was robbed of that item block.

[@davidwhidden9337]

Uhm. The flash isn't an indicator of grabbing a box. The flash is him doing the trick.

[@MetalizedSoul]

@@davidwhidden9337 ok, you are correct on that, but my point still stands about Koopa being past the item block

[@davidwhidden9337]

@@MetalizedSoul The hit boxes are wonky. If you ever look up Super Smash Brothers, there's these things called "Phantom Hits" where the HITbox and HURTbox don't overlap. So you "hit" the enemy but don't "hurt" the enemy. Koopa here, likely hit the box on the edge of the hitbox but visually it looks like it missed.

[@MetalizedSoul]

@@davidwhidden9337 tbf I do agree with the wonky hitboxes as there has been a few moments where hitboxes go like that when I'm playing this, so yeah makes sense, still proves that poof was screwed

[@maggiebee619]

poof is so polite for saying excuse me after he burps 4:08

[@SpaceKadet1454]

He apologizes, then moans.

[@theastonvillaseal585]

@@SpaceKadet1454bro liked that burp

[@endingstupidebates5256]

Next Mario kart Wii challenge: unlock all characters

[@agent3fan]

Or time trials, he might be good because theres no blue shells on the last lap

[@copocopocopocopo]

Oddly enough, I'm PRETTY sure that unlocking Rosalina IS through getting all star ranks, but I could be wrong.

[@LukeGalaxy_]

@@agent3fan Oh would love to see him try to beat all the time trials ghosts.

[@javtendogaming9109]

@@copocopocopocopo We must not tell him the secret unlock method

[@latinvaporeon]

Soon we'll see beef boss wearing outfit B

[@Barak925]

4:07 didn’t know your own hiccups are arousing to some people

[@itsvinnytime8]

Aight Poof, to prepare you for the rest of the cups and just to improve on driving in general, take note on these tips; Hold A on and off to look behind you when driving, it seriously helps for incoming projectiles and hitting opponents with items as they're on your tail. The more items you get to hit them with the better chance your rank will be higher. Also wheelies are a good extra speed boost for straight roads when you wanna get a better time record, but only do it when you're in first so you don't get thrown off course. Lastly for items, I'd like to conclude that every box counts. If you already have items like 3 bananas and you get a second box, throw them all in random directions to have a better chance of hitting some people, and keep gambling items for a better hit ratio, but always keep something on you to protect you, good luck with the rest of your playthrough, I look forward to watching the rest of it!

[@David_Franco]

Also, you can mash the item use button to get an item faster after hitting a box! Keep that in mind

[@emilydavidson8844]

@@David_Francohe knows this

[@emilydavidson8844]

Wii wheel players hardly look behind them it’s too inconvenient

[@xonaclan7317]

He's not gonna listen to any advice lmao, he refuses to even wheelie after like 5-6 years of playing because he is adamant that it doesn't increase speed when it objectively does.

[@zennybot5175]

He doesn't read comments nor will he use common sense or take advice because him being angry triggers more views, he figured that out a long time ago.

[@aimsey_enjoyer]

1:51 poof: "he crossed the line, like one second too late" the 78ms difference:👁👄👁

[@paigehitchens]

It’s very comforting to know that other people fall asleep to this man screaming at the top of his lungs too

[@lilsuz69]

“Pow” on mirror mode is “woP” lol 6:31

[@33dbz]

I like Wap better 😁

[@UnqSls]

I was like ._O

[@Thebungus765]

More lik woq

[@just_an_elli]

MR. KRABS, I WANNA GO TO BED!!

[@Alexander-oc9ys]

They aren't Mr. Krabses, they're "Sidesteppers"!

[@luckymario4196]

I agree with you ​@@Alexander-oc9ys

[@ZazaManJacky]

​@@Alexander-oc9ys its a callback to the very first mario kart game where they were a main enemy

[@ADHD_REAPER]

Ahoy beef boss

[@ADHD_REAPER]

@@ZazaManJacky that was a good episode

[@ToastSandw1ch]

7:57 in case you were wondering, probability of that is 5%

[@Nakia11798]

I have terrible luck then bc that has happened to me SO many times.

[@JaxonCampbell999]

I got a banana in 8th

[@justarandompurplefox3243]

Poof is the type of guy to get mad at his microwave for making the food too hot

[@Poofesure]

i hate it when that happens

[@SUB-IN-SUPER]

> Poof: "How are they catching up to me?!" > Also poof: Decides to not take the boosts on luigi circuit or wheelie

[@JeremiahBryce-bu3sj]

5:03 I felt the rage start to creep in

[@xraenon1664]

A little tidbit about green shells in Mario Kart: When ricocheting off walls, green shells have the ability to “smart bounce” where if they’re close enough to a driver _(any_ driver) it will actually adjust the bounce angle to make a hit more likely.

[@goldenflower5035]

Never knew that.

[@REDFIRYOSHI]

it supposedly is in mk8 only

[@xraenon1664]

@@REDFIRYOSHI I’ve heard that, but I’ve also been told that it’s in MKWii, but to a lesser extent (aka the shell tracking kinda sucked and didn’t work half the time in that game). I haven’t played Wii in years though, so I can’t confirm that.

[@PoizNS]

It’s not a Nintendo game without poof saying it’s cheating 💀💀

[@eurybiaball63]

Right xD

[@FettySquah]

@@eurybiaball63literally what did you correct it’s the same comment

[@PoizNS]

@@FettySquah right?

[@Nomadict1on_]

@@eurybiaball63 bro is correcting nothing

[@eurybiaball63]

@@Nomadict1on_I DON’T KNOW YOU Or is that what you mean “the commenter corrected nothing”

[@reganlaundry]

10:27 NAH bro what did i just hear😭💀

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

I was just taking a sip of water and almost spat it out.

[@Shyammont]

CAUGHT NINTENDO IN 4K

[@upbeatproductions7614]

More like 480p

[@lemoniphobia]

@@upbeatproductions7614 we love the wii graphics 😍

[@genericyoutubecommentchann7418]

11:02 ABBY!!!!

[@MooMooMeadows420]

I’m sorry for being such a difficult course poof

[@nicholascushman4093]

*Wario’s Gold Mine has entered the chat*

[@muchduck3754]

*RAINBOW ROAD HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

[@gaminginhd720]

Poof, you're never gonna get out of the mirror mode if you keep forgetting to wheelie. drift button or shaking down on the wii wheel will cancel the wheelie when you need to avoid something!

[@sheldonmeyer5536]

Poof actually plays game without quitting. “I DESERVE A MEDAL OF PERSEVERANCE.”

[@dowhatmakesyouhappiiee]

tbf this is probably some of the best driving ive seen poof do in this game to date

[@Miccat87]

2:31 I dunno how that ? box nonsense happened. I guess the Koopa in front of Poof had an unusually large hitbox for some reason and got it instead?

[@sebastiansuarez9676]

For once we can side with Poof in that, indeed, the game was cheating.

[@Carl_Johnson_1992_GSF]

Gotta love that even the CPU’s know how to combo you while they are passing you

[@0kz1m]

i haven't played Mario kart Wii in 8+ years and i still think i could beat Poofesure first try on any map

[@Positivity4ever]

Me too, I’m an avid mk8 player, but like a week ago I got the chance to play on an old friends Wii, and let me tell you, the controls on this game are HARD, I was struggling not to bonk into a wall, Poof has come a long way

[@Chicky_Lumps]

I literally had the urge to turn our Wii on for the first time in a decade, replicate Poof's build, and avoid using wheelies, just to see if it should be even remotely this hard to accomplish.

[@0kz1m]

For anyone wondering I dusted off my old Wii just to see and it took 2 or 3 games just to shake the rust off and do exactly what he does however I have too admit it was harder than I first thought I might play Some more but I might have too take a look at my Wii bc it nearly didn’t turn on or I might have to buy a new one

[@darkaura9559]

8:31 My brother in Christ, you could’ve taken the dirt shortcut with the Lightning Cloud!

[@jhsdhsdvbdjcheitekjyhrd34ttg]

He doesn't even know you get better off-road with the cloud

[@exmorGamer]

4:56 yeah thank god you didn't *red* shell yourself there

[@FlowerKing-ib4rv]

Poofesure, your next challenge is going for a 3-star ranking on every cup.

[@Budderman18]

No way he does that. 3 star is essentially just luck. you can afford around 3 blue shells or lightnings per cup (varies per cup a bit, but when I did this I learned its best to reset in that case unless It was the last race). The times are way too strict.

[@Chicky_Lumps]

​@@Budderman18 IIRC the game actually rewards your rank for getting hit with unavoidable items and still winning, it's avoidable items that hurt your rank.

[@ElijahArchetype]

I just finished re-watching your entire Mario Kart playlist earlier

[@lmf2024-k7p]

Same Just got here from one vid

[@MBYui]

Someone needs to tell poof that having the thundercloud allows you to cross the offroad without slowing down

[@Iandvt]

I did not know that huh learning new things every day

[@Chicky_Lumps]

I actually never knew that lol

[@aname4390]

"I can't seem to get a lead" Poof, please wheeley in first on straightaways. 🙏

[@Chicky_Lumps]

He's not wrong: he would somehow find a way to crash attempting a wheelie with nothing around.

[@Sherlock1104]

Had a rough night needed this thank you

[@jackkaczmarski]

MKWii is so rigged that when Poof hit the box at 8:21 I said OUT LOUD, "Yeah that's a thundercloud" before I even saw it.

[@ElPepe0805]

Never, and i mean, NEVER in my whole time playing MKWII I've seen the CPUs hit so many crazy green shells like they did in this video. Poofesure's luck is seriously out of this world.

[@Nakia11798]

I have similar luck, unfortunately 😢

[@minecraftamogus]

10:20 was so clutch

[@Itsanimal938]

2:44 with the amount of encounters i've had with koopa troopa over the years, I would have jumped out of the window knowing that he was the one that did that

[@Irunallthetime]

4:09 bro what? that was not personal...

[@loveatmusic4812]

That little yell at 2:43 😭😭

[@GeorgeLopez-xx6mx]

Okay I’m not sure how, but poofessure gets hit by more green shells than everything else combined but it’s pretty Impressive.

[@SiebayPlays]

7:12 I’m genuinely surprised by how you managed to get hit by this too.

[@aown]

2:50 truly editing worthy of a 1m+ channel TWO AND A HALF MILLION, SORRY

[@patrickgleeson9792]

ABOUT STAR RANKS - you can get 1st, 1st, 1st, 4th and still get a star. Ive done it twice.

[@yerintaem]

I love watching Poof before bed. Who needs a bedtime story or lullaby when you can hear his raging?

[@Luca-dz3dd]

3:07 what are the odds dude

[@prime_231]

oh bullet bill that's helpful

[@SageArdor]

Just an FYI poof, after getting all the one-stars, there is still Time Trials to do. Gotta unlock the Staff Ghosts on all 32 tracks to unlock everything.

[@hollisphobic]

He actually got a star in the 2nd episode of this series, we might actually finish this series in 1 year

[@austinm2817]

Can’t wait to watch this series for 2 years minimum

[@Jacobleighton535]

Wheelie-ing helps a lot for speed in this game on straight aways especially, and to stop doing it just press b to hop out of it

[@maxipad967]

Thanks for posting poof you keep me going during my bad days

[@mattmojo105]

5:23 I am watching that video. Curiosity got the best of you but you still won that race. Also surprised you didn't get a box after the slow mo replay. Anyway good job.

[@Shyammont]

rare poof wheelie at the end

[@stpvtrick5943]

3:39 I'm surprised he didn't rage about the single red shell in 6th place, lmao

[@aaronc3722]

Crazy how he got even more ripped off by the box here and no one noticed not even poof 5:45

[@anushag.4642]

poof we need you back on papa louie or something more chill before you have a heart attack

[@paradiseracer2437]

Poof. When your wheelieing, all you have to do to stop it is start a drift. On a wii wheel it can be hard to stop it any other way. Your driving skill has improved significantly however unless you wheelie you will keep struggling

[@YahnedBoi]

I think that wheelie at the end of Toad’s factory genuinely made the difference between 1st and 2nd

[@elliotleachuk]

Bro needs to use wheelies for more speed and and slipstream by staying behind racers for a boost.

[@malikroberson8583]

We need an eye tracker on this somehow because I gotta know how he's not seeing some of these things before he drives straight into them😂 also why use a bike if you're never gonna wheelie

[@Chicky_Lumps]

Seriously it's not as bad as before but sometimes he beelines for hazards plainly ahead of him for several seconds. Plus, he's never learned that drifting can help you dodge faster than just tilting.

[@haileycharlebois5237]

By the third green shell that wii remote would've been in pieces lol that pissed ME off

[@spoiledfire3695]

Strangely I played through half of the mirror mode cups recently and got stars in all of them after taking a long break from Mario kart

[@skinnyelephant7752]

3:53 there is a poof video i would like to see!

[@AngyFangy]

Like this message so poof sees this: Wheelie to save much more time on your races. Also Diddy Kong’s bike can be broken because of the wheelie spamming

[@smxproductionsmegaxcorpora6391]

7:40 exactly why we won’t be getting the Fake Item box back.

[@BobzBlue]

The speed increase of a wheelie is not to be understated, it's most of why bikes are better than karts. If you're not turning, you're wheelying.

[@nintenjoedude1949]

…2:43 I don’t understand didnt Koopa Troopa get the item box?

[@python1972]

They did but the hitbox is insane since Koopa didn't visibly touch it

[@eurybiaball63]

That’s karma for insulting koopa

[@nyseoul]

Yeah I think it’s bad hitbox issues. It looks like poof should’ve taken the box but koopa was in front so…

[@DrummerBoyTrishawn]

nice sequel to the wii party u episode

[@felipeaoyama3274]

1:02 The airbag didn't go off.

[@GracePurple-n1z]

This is so nostalgic. Playing Mario kart and screaming was my whole childhood

[@Kanata_Satou]

2:45 I think what happened is that Koopa grabbed the box with his head literally one frame before beef boss

[@notafemalehungarian2923]

i have never been so invested in a mario kart video, the ending was so cathartic

[@daawesome1s]

10:45 wow cool fish (i know they aren't fish but they kinda look like they are)

[@MegaSnek97]

2:32 Basically Koopa's Blue Falcon hitbox/hurtbox was wide enough to snag the item box whose also ahead of Beef Boss.

[@buttercrisis]

in mario kart wii, you can temporarily drive faster while on a bike by performing a wheelie. this can be done by shaking the controller upwards if you are using a wii mote by itself or with a nunchuck or by pressing up on the d-pad if you are using a wii classic controller or a gamecube controller. wheelies are an important part of strategy mario kart wii and there are many instances of you not coming first because you didn't perform a wheelie.

[@sonicjhiq]

He knows how to wheelie, he has said it's because wheeling always hinders him more than helps

[@mslover1273]

3:10 I love how this trick slows him down every time he uses it

[@RJ_824]

use the flame runner by making your Mii taller

[@SpreDaSprug]

I try my best to achieve this man’s skill, but all my efforts end in failure

[@anthonygargani1482]

11:02 Abby!!

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

Gave Beef Boss some motivation!

[@oaklandunite7747]

Poof might be the unluckiest wii player of all time

[@QtAsriel]

Found this as a yt short wth

[@javierkiman8302]

I like that he has gotten better and not breaking stuff. This is how easy it is for winning in Wii offline. Its not really that difficult. Knowing of prediction is much better than learning for certain aspects of something. Like rearranging furniture, would have you need of predicting or you are going to need to understand the scenery from moving all the furniture.

[@sethfruen4223]

From what I learned getting 3 stars in Mario Kart 7 was that you had to be first during praticly every lap. Thats all i remember and even if its not technically correct it requires you to play so well it probably fills out the requirements anyway.

[@pizzaq3977]

Just me screaming at poof to wheelie while on the mach bike or just me? 😅

[@Trippster]

HE ACTUALLY WHEELIED!? IS HE IMPROVING?!??

[@LeSpearow]

10:45 english teachers the first 2 sentences into a book

[@millsdollas1461]

1:18 Mario's NPC is absolutely mad for that red shell throw back maneuver .... 👀😳😬

[@jeremyABC123]

and koopa launches him

[@HarrisonPeloso]

Poof still looking to go pro and beat Troy using wii wheel

[@claaansey1608]

2:31 koopa got the box. the effect you saw was your trick.

[@Paulie_Walzey]

Alternative title: I caught mario kart wii lacking